#rats ramblings

[zalabratart]

Ok so it’s like almost midnight for me and I came up this cringe headconnon because I just discovered who yaelokre is and here we go well the headcoanon go that lady once had a child a very long time ago this child was unfortunately taken away from her by another engine like her and they cursed lady to watch as her son was reincarnated just for her to get attached just for him to be taken away again by death over and over this happened each time, mental, destroying lady worst then the last watch her little blue eyed boy to suffering such a cruel fate caused by people who had nothing against him just wanted to see lady suffer And this is going on for generations to eventually landing on its longest and newest reincarnation Thomas yes I know this was very in cohesive I just need to get this out before I forgot it well, thank you for coming to my Ted talk have a good rest of your night

[arolesbianism]

Was flipping through my japanese text book the other day and found this funny. Eat nothing drink nothing go nowhere meet nobody do nothing go king give us nothing

[zalabratart]

I’m gonna make this plain and simple all of them

Most of the engines don’t have families

Rat had his memories wiped before he became a robot so he remembers nothing about his parents

Alex is legit playing are you’re the father with every demon he sees

For 10,000 years graymede was frozen he remembers nothing about his parents and besides using that brain space for other things

 and bucket I don’t even know where he came from let alone who his family is

No, they’re awesome exceptions like Riley and Artemis who both have brothers they’re still in contact with except Artemis, doesn’t know her brother is alive and Riley can’t talk to him as much as he’s busy

Yeah, that’s about it see you✌️

which oc knows nothing about their family?

[coypurat]

oh to be carefree like this. theyre both so fucking epic

[someguycalledratcliff]

Gotta love that Gwen's reaction to finding out her boss tried to murder someone is basically "Oh you couldn't even kill a guy? How embarrassing. Pathetic. Imagine if your boss found out. Now give me your job." I respect the hustle.

[artaelyn]

Happy Neil The Rat and Homestuck day to all who celebrate

[suiana]

(yandere! gym rat x gn! pilates princess/prince/liege)

"cutie! you're back again!"

"...yes? this is a public gym."

you stare at the buff man before rolling your eyes and going back to doing your squats.

he's weird, you think. always watching you, trying to chat you up while not so subtly mentioning how he knows where you stay and some private life details.

you don't want to get close to him even if he seems nice.

i mean, he looks and acts pretty dumb. kinda like a beefy himbo. but what if he isn't a himbo? you'd be in a precarious situation then. men are emotional creatures after all. who knows what he'd do?

"hey want me to spot you! you're doing squats-"

"yeah, without weights. i think I'll be fine, thank you very much."

you snap at him, eyes narrowed as you turn up the volume of your music. ugh, will he just leave you alone? all you ever want is to exercise in peace! do your silly little pilates... but no! he has to annoy you all the time!

"w-well... if you need me I'll be in my corner... doing pilates... you know, because i picked it up for you..."

you glance at him as he walks to his pink mat near you, pitifully getting on his knees as he does some pilates exercises. you would've totally ignored him if not for the moans and whimpers he let out with each rep he did.

you pause your squats, raising an eyebrow as your cheeks flush slightly red. was he always this noisy even with his normal exercises?

"dude can you shut- and you're not doing it right... you need to do it like this."

you walk up to him, taking off your headphones as you adjust his position. hopefully this would help him to shut up... he probably just made the noise because he wasn't in the correct pose. your hands brush against his sweaty skin, helping him to get into the correct position instead.

but as you were doing so, he let out even more noises, flustering you beyond belief. what the heck?! can he just shut up?!

you immediately retract your hands, staring at him like he just murdered somebody before walking away.

nuh uh, you're not dealing with freaky men anymore. you tried helping him but he just wouldn't stop his silly acts.

"s-sweetie wait! I'm sorry! please keep going!"

the male whines, immediately crawling after you as his cheeks flush a beautiful hue of red. however, you obviously ignored him, walking back to your own mat as you resumed your squats, headphones plugged in with music blasting loudly.

ugh, so he really is a weird beefy himbo.

[fbwzoo]

The rats have been hard at work excavating a huge tunnel at the front of their right cage section. The first pic was from last Wednesday, the second from yesterday.

I wish we could give them even deeper bedding but it would get too complicated to clean out, sigh. Maybe someday we'll figure something out? They adore it, and it's been well worth the mess they make!

[willow-wispwolf]

The lore implications behind Martyn’s new rat are actually driving me insane. I've been obsessing over his rat for like an hour or five.

So, I know his rat is a part of his VTuber story cause of the scars

If you look at the designs, the scars are the same, except there are more as they go on. (I wonder if the eyepatch will stay for the rest of the lore)

The idea of him being back in the Rats world makes for a really interesting story cause I'm not sure if he'll see it as the same game or a sequel game. What makes it even better is that there are repeat characters from Rats 1. He doesn't look terribly different from his Rats 1 character, with the same hair, ears, and color scheme, so feasibly, characters like Trash Rat, Bek, El, Shelby, Will, or Tubbo could possibly recognize him. How will he interact with them?

I mean, it's clear that he's still the pun master, like his Rats 1 title. His favorite food being pie this time is cause he's a pie rat. Then, obviously, there's fishing and phishing. Phishing is clearly the punny synonym for his looting specialty from his previous Rat.

Then, the fact that he's a PI-RAT makes this even more interesting. Martyn's clothes look almost identical to his Pirates smp outfit. Maybe something happened because Doc wasn't responding, and so he got sent to the next world with some Pirates data still with him?

Oh yea and let's not forget the fact that he's the only rat who shares an occupation, and it's with REN

Y'all, I'm so ready for Rats smp 2

I wonder how many jokes about how in Pirates, we were rats in his boot, and now he's a pirate rat there's gonna be. We're gonna be flees in his boots.

[findafight]

Why is everyone like “what happened to Cody!! Where is he!?”? We know where he is! He went to live that desert hermit life with his depressed cringefail husband.

[zalabratart]

Well this is a little project I’ve been working on the Thomas the tank engine bayblade au

And here the design of Thomas are main (because of course he is)

Age:16

WBBA ranking: none/newbie

Bay: Storm Thunderbird look and Stats below

(Ignore it’s Valtryek I used that bay as a base more specifically the evolution version I didn’t have the original anymore, which is the closest what I wanted but anyways)

Rivals/allies: Percy, James, Ryan

Bio-Thomas is an up and coming bladder from sodor. He was gifted his bay when he was six years old by Gordon one of his fathers figures and the second highest ranking bladder except the fact, Gordon actually give it to him. He gave it to Edward to give him for reason Gordon said he rather not get into. Thomas not knowing it was a gift from Gordon immediately found him and challenged him to a battle saying about how to test his strength against the strongest person he knew of course Gordon agreed to fight him and Thomas managed to win (although Gordon was holding back) ever since Thomas has been on the path to the top, trying to reach to where his father figures are.

So yeah, that’s about it for now I don’t know how often I’ll keep up with this, but this is something I might do for fun here and there

[iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife]

House and his rat <3

[angelwiththeblue-box]

small fandoms are bad small fandoms have no content small fandoms blah blah blah

clearly none of u appreciate the joy of having the whole fandom be u and ur ten friends and having solidified hcs that are basically canon bc it’s just u guys talking about it

[allonepiece]

this convo will never not be funny to me

[evilrat-sabre]

This isn't about Strawberry jam

I want to ramble on about something I am not so sure about what it is, so I will tell yall a story.

So imagine this; You are 20 years old, you live with your partner in your shared apartment, your partner buys a tiny glass jar of strawberry jam. 

If I pointed at that moment and asked you what it was, I think you would say “Well, it's a jar of strawberry jam” 

Okay now, imagine one week later; the jam was good, but the jar was tiny so you and your partner already ate all of it, holding the empty and dirty jar you realize, wow it has a very nice shape, maybe I can use it as a cup, so you clean the jar and lets it sitting beside your water filter. 

If I pointed now and asked what it was, what would you say? “It’s an empty jar of strawberry jam that we use to drink water.”

Okay cool, nice and practical, lets go forward, Imagine 10 years later… Yea I know a lot of time, but hear me out; You are 30 years old and you had a child in the meantime, this child is 7 years old. 

If I pointed to the empty jar of strawberry jam and asked what it is, you know what they would say? “It’s a glass cup, we use it to drink water.” Do you see where I am going?

Okay now let's go 30 years in the future, imagine; you are 60 years old and this story isn’t about you anymore, no this story is about your grandchild now. Your 37 years old child has a 10 year old child themselves now. If I pointed to the glass cup and asked the same old question, what would they say? “Oh that's a vintage glass cup that belonged to my grandparents, my parents get it out on… special occasions.” Okay cool, it's a vintage heirloom now I guess.

Okay now Imagine; Someone broke it, what would be said if I pointed to the glass and asked you to say what it is?

“This was an empty jar of Jam, we bought it a bunch of years ago and I don’t remember if the Jam was good or not, but it served us well.”

Ok, and If I asked your child?

“Oh, this was an old glass cup that was in my parents house. I liked to use it when we would drink vodka… I think it was older than me. It's a shame it is broken.”

Your grandchild?

“This was a family heirloom. It was older than my parents and I pretended to give it to my child one day. To be honest, the thing was old, it is a miracle how long it lasted.”

The garbage man that will dispose of it.

“Someone threw broken glass in the wrong bin, I will have to put on my gloves.”

[ftmwillz]

pete + the snarl