so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill
anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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A news site called WindowsCentral just posted a headline: "57% of all content on the web is AI-generated."
They're misquoting a Forbes article that said, "57% of all text-based content on the web is AI-generated."
Which itself was also a misquote of a study saying "57% of all text translations on the web are machine generated."
Figured I should give everyone a heads up
for all the "OMG dead Internet theory is real!" posting coming up.
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fucking hate how cats think they can mrrp their way out of anything because yeah, they fucking can.
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“I don’t want to be scared of anything,” Lucas has said. “I hate excuses. Loathe excuses. I don’t want to make them, I don’t want to listen to them, I don’t want to live one.” I don’t need a T-shirt for that. I’m going to remember it for the rest of my life.
— Maggie Nelson, Like Love: Essays and Conversations. (Graywolf Press, April 2, 2024)
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Well Trump Isn't Perfect... But What Kind Of Reverend Says…
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My mind wanders as I settle in
Neck deep in calculated time wasted
And time well spent
I fight for hours to conjure these constructs to be misled
But it's just another day
It's getting hard to rationalize
The pursuit of prestige on these 10-hour drives
So will you still salute me as this ship starts sinking
Cause these sails are made from wishful thinking
The curtain's been pulled
So string me up from your rope string lights
As they burn blue and bright
We felt like kings as we walked through the alley that night
So call me a cynic
As I pray on the optimist
You're all just martyrs
Looking for a sword to fall on
So sharpen your blades as you sharpen your tongues
It's getting hard to rationalize
The pursuit of prestige on these 10-hour drives
So will you still salute me as this ship starts sinking
Cause these sails are made from wishful thinking
So much to lose and less to gain
I'm a shovel against an avalanche
I only have myself to blame
But I'm doing okay
(I gathered all my things and fled the scene)
(I traded parties for wandering aimlessly)
(Around the streets outside Columbus)
(But I'm doing okay)
It's getting hard to rationalize
The pursuit of prestige on these 10-hour drives
So will you still salute me as this ship starts sinking
Cause these sails are made from wishful thinking
It's getting hard to rationalize
Leaving loved ones behind with those tears in their eyes
So will you still salute me as this ship starts sinking
Cause these sails are made from wishful thinking
Rationalize by Action/Adventure
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Much Better To Listen And Obey
Neal Pollard
God has a straightforward task for Saul in 1 Samuel 15. As a consequence for their opposition to Israel as they are fleeing Egypt in the battle where Aaron and Hur hold up Moses’ arm as Joshua leads the battle (Ex. 17:8-16), Amalek was devoted for destruction by God (Deut. 25:17-19)(1 Sam. 15:1-3). God is not ambiguous. He says “devote to destruction all they have” (3) and “do not…
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Let your conscious beliefes be so vivid-
Reject foolish thoughts,
Ideas are changed not by will but by other ideas.
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I love seeing characters make the wrong choice. Like logically, morally, whatever. It should be so easy, so obvious, to do something right for once! But they don’t see it or they don’t care. Their instincts always lead them to choose poorly. Bad for them but great for me because it’s so interesting and I like to watch the suffering. ^_^
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The Shawn & Gus dynamic in Psych is so subtly yet beautifully shaped by the fact that they cast a naturally deadpan introvert to play the world's most hyperactive attention-seeking detective, then cast a chronic theater kid to play his supposedly boring, reasonable best friend
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