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star-trekster ¡ 4 months ago
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Geordi+Data with @/littleguysdaily template! Little guys :)
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riazhatvi ¡ 7 days ago
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How to Add Portfolio in Fiverr New Level System Fiverr 2025 🌟
Fiverr’s 2025 updates have introduced a revamped level system designed to empower freelancers and highlight their expertise. One of the most impactful changes is the increased emphasis on showcasing your portfolio. A strong portfolio not only boosts your credibility but also helps you climb Fiverr’s new seller levels faster. In this guide, we’ll walk you through how to add and optimize your portfolio under Fiverr’s 2025 level system.
Why Your Portfolio Matters in Fiverr’s New Level System
Fiverr’s updated algorithm prioritizes quality, professionalism, and client satisfaction. Here’s why your portfolio is critical:
Level-Up Requirements: Higher seller levels (Level 1, Level 2, Top Rated) now require a curated portfolio to demonstrate your skills.
Client Trust: Portfolios help buyers visualize your work, reducing hesitation and boosting orders.
Search Visibility: Gig listings with portfolios rank higher in Fiverr’s search results.
New Badges: Fiverr 2025 introduces “Portfolio Excellence” badges for sellers with standout work.
Step-by-Step Guide to Adding a Portfolio in Fiverr 2025
Step 1: Prepare Your Portfolio Content
Before uploading, gather:
High-Quality Samples: 5–10 pieces of your best work (e.g., designs, code snippets, articles, videos).
Diverse Projects: Showcase different skills (e.g., logos, social media posts, UX/UI designs for graphic designers).
Client Success Stories: Add brief descriptions explaining the project goal and results (e.g., “Increased client’s website traffic by 200%”).
👉 Pro Tip: Use Fiverr’s new “Portfolio Categories” feature to organize work by niche (e.g., “Branding,” “Web Development”).
Step 2: Upload Your Portfolio to Fiverr
Log into your Fiverr account and go to your Seller Dashboard.
Click “Gigs” and select the gig you want to edit (or create a new gig).
Scroll to the “Portfolio” section (now prominently placed under the 2025 update).
Click “Add Project” and upload files (JPEG, PNG, PDF, MP4) or embed links (e.g., Behance, YouTube, Google Drive).
Add a title, description, and tags (e.g., #LogoDesign, #SocialMediaMarketing) to make your portfolio searchable.
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Step 3: Optimize for Maximum Impact
Highlight Your Best Work: Pin 3 standout projects to the top of your portfolio.
Use Keywords: Include niche-specific keywords in descriptions (e.g., “Minimalist Logo Design for Startups”).
Add Client Testimonials: Request clients to approve showcasing their project with a short review.
Update Regularly: Refresh your portfolio every 3–6 months to reflect new skills or trends.
Step 4: Leverage Portfolio Analytics
Fiverr 2025 now offers Portfolio Performance Metrics to track:
Views: How many buyers checked your portfolio.
Conversion Rate: How many viewers placed an order.
Popular Projects: Identify which samples attract the most attention. Use these insights to refine your portfolio and align with buyer preferences.
How Portfolios Affect Your Seller Level
Fiverr’s new level system rewards sellers who:
Maintain a 90%+ portfolio completion rate (i.e., gigs with portfolios).
Receive positive client reviews on portfolio-linked projects.
Consistently update portfolios to reflect current skills and trends.
Top Rated Sellers must now have at least 15 portfolio items across gigs, with 70% rated “excellent” by buyers.
FAQs About Fiverr’s 2025 Portfolio System
Can I add a portfolio to multiple gigs? Yes! Add unique portfolios to each gig to showcase niche-specific work.
What if my work is confidential? Use watermarked samples or generic descriptions (e.g., “Social Media Campaign for Fitness Brand”).
Do video freelancers need portfolios? Absolutely! Upload short clips, showreels, or embed YouTube/Vimeo links.
How long does it take to see results? Sellers report 20–30% more orders within 1–2 months of optimizing portfolios.
Pro Tips to Stand Out in 2025
Create Case Studies: Use Fiverr’s new “Project Story” template to explain your creative process.
Add Before/After Samples: Show transformations (e.g., website redesigns, editing before vs. after).
Leverage AI Tools: Use AI apps like Canva or ChatGPT to polish descriptions or design thumbnails.
Final Thoughts
Fiverr’s 2025 level system is all about proving your expertise, and your portfolio is the ultimate tool to do that. By curating a professional, keyword-rich portfolio, you’ll attract high-quality buyers, earn badges, and climb the seller ranks faster.
🚀 Ready to Level Up? Update your Fiverr portfolio today and watch your gig soar to the top of search results!
Share this guide with fellow freelancers to help them thrive on Fiverr! 💼✨
(Tag your Fiverr portfolio in the comments below — we’d love to see your work!)
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soundofsilver ¡ 19 days ago
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my random af february reads so far
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tarinetea ¡ 2 months ago
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cheetah hunt done.. stupid hat bought. all that is left.
terrifyint terrifying rmc that will give me a headache. iron gwazi what if i cry
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turtletoria ¡ 5 months ago
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It has been a year of genocide, and the aggression from the IOF does not seem to be slowing down. Getting these campaigns to their goals is even more pressing as the weather gets colder. Please consider donating to any Gazan family's fundraiser today, and on every day until their fundraising goals have been met and these families have reached safety.
🌟 Raffle will end at the end of December 16, and I will randomly select and contact winners via email on December 17!
‼️ Only donations made after October 5 will be counted! Also please keep in mind currency conversion - only equivalences of $5 USD OR MORE will be counted for entries!
Please donate and share if you can!!!
List of raffle-eligible, verified funds below the cut:
(as of 10/05/2024)
[The red font indicates funds that have not reached 50% of their goal yet and urgently needs help in getting traction]
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suenitos ¡ 2 years ago
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my day was good !! didn't do as much reading as i was supposed to but well . dnfies were being dnfies i got to walk home in the warm sunlight got a little treat on the way home it was nice. WBU !! :0 🌟
AW that’s great!!! I’m rlly happy you had a good day especially with dnfies dnfing :))) well I hung out with my mom the whole day did a little shopping (I got a hello kitty shirt ^_^) witnessed two men in love through snapchats and just had a very lovely and pleasant 3rd day back home :3 I missed the sun here bc at college the sun doesn’t come out as much … ready to get my summer shade back lol
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kianamaiart ¡ 10 days ago
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🌟KIANAMAIART FAQ🌟
FAQ wahoooo!!
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GENERAL QUESTIONS
Who are you?
I'm Kiana, I'm a queer, Japanese Jamaican woman, and a Director/Storyboard artist who works in animation. I'm currently at Disney Television Animation.
What are your pronouns
I usually go by she/her but I don't really mind any pronouns~
Where did you go to school?
California College of the Arts (but I dropped out when I was hired at Disney)
How did you get hired at Disney?
My bosses found me on twitter. They liked my drawing style and asked if I wanted to take a storyboard test. I did, I passed, I got interviewed and moved to LA two weeks later to start storyboarding.
Your work seems familiar. What do I know you from?
I've been on the internet for a long time! It could be a number of things. As maimai97 on dA I had a comic about next gen Pokemon characters called Pokemon 25 Years Later. As kilala97 I had some popular next gen ponies and also had a Steven Universe gemsona named Larimar. I'm also @yamujiburo, known most for drawing Jessie x Delia (hanamusa) a lot. I also work professionally! I've worked as a storyboard artist and director on Disney Channel's Big City Greens, I was a storyboard artist on one of the Steven Universe anti-racism shorts and I was a storyboard artist on Pokemon: Path to the Peak. Most recently I've been on season 6 of Dropout's Game Changer!
What program and brush do you use to draw?
Default brush in Storyboard pro. Photoshop sometimes just for compositing or specific effects.
PPPIDWTBAMG QUESTIONS
What is this project?
This is a project that started off as a silly idea that has since grown into me creating a 10 minute pilot animatic.
What does "pilot animatic" entail?
It means that this will effectively be a pilot/episode 1 of a (potential) larger series. It's fully voice acted but will not be fully animated. It's an animatic, meaning it will be comprised of storyboards in video form.
When and where will the pilot be released?
I'm planning on releasing it this month (February)! It will be on my personal youtube channel linked below
What would this series be rated?
Ideally like PG13/TV14! Or whatever they call it. Definitely more geared to a YA audience. Not completely kiddy but also not what most people would consider adult animation to be
What are you planning to do with the project after the pilot is released?
Don't know yet! If it does well I might consider pitching it around, but I'm also content with it just being a pilot and then doing little comics about the characters~
You said Aika had teammates, will we see them?
As I don't know whether I'll be pitching this around, there's some stuff I'm still holding close to my chest. This is one of them.
Do the characters have parents??
Zira does! As for Aika and Eclipse, this is something I'm still developing and don't really know myself haha
Is "Star Guardien: Guardian of the Stars" a reference to that vine?
Nope! It's more so a parody for just really long and redundant titles which I love. Similar to the title of this project, which is called "Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl"
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lovegalor333 ¡ 4 months ago
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woman crush wednesday (paige x reader) (next part)
summary: paige is asked who her celebrity crush is on instagram live and you’re pleasantly surprised when she responds with your name
content warnings: none!
inspired by this request from @rizzlerbuckets 🌟
“You have to see this, Y/N.” Your best friend exclaimed as she joined you in your kitchen where you were making dinner for the both of you.
You glance up from the stove to see her phone in her hand outstretched in your direction. There’s a video playing and from what you can see, it’s a screen recording of an Instagram live. The are two girls in the frame and they look like they’re in a dorm room.
“What is this? Who are they?” You ask confused, turning your attention back to the steak you were frying in a pan.
“They’re basketball players, just watch.” She insists, pushing her phone closer to your face.
You turn your gaze to the video and do as your best friend says. You watch the girls on screen as they read through the comments they were getting. They would laugh every now and then and you found yourself entranced by the blonde and the way her eyes scrunched at the sides when she smiled.
Your best friend turns up the volume of her phone and watches you closely with raised brows.
“OK OK! This is a good question whos your celebrity crush?” The girl with the braids directs to her friend next to her.
The blonde girl ponders for all of three seconds, “This is easy.” She grins and you’re expecting the usual response of one of the many famous men that most girls pine over. Channing Tatum, Michael B Jordan, Harry Styles, Justin Bieber, Vinnie Hacker, Jude Bellingham and you’re not sure why your best friend wanted you to watch this so bad. Until you hear her answer and it’s none of the names you imagined, it’s not even a man. It’s you.
“She’s bad bad.” The blonde continues, “And she sings. What more could you ask for?”
“Damn OK, someones down bad.” Her friend teases, “Y/N, if you’re watching this, let my girl Paige here take you on a date.” You laugh because you imagined the girls never would have thought you’d actually watch this video but, little do they know, your best is chronically online and sees everything that’s posted about you. Of course, she picks and chooses what she shares with you but you’re secretly glad this video made it through her vetting process.
“How old is this girl?” You ask cautiously before making any further comments.
“I’ll Google!” Your best friend chimes, tapping away at her phone. “Twenty two.” She clarifies, the same age as you.
“And she’s still in college?” You ask.
“It says here she was injured for the majority of two seasons so she was eligible to redshirt. She goes to University of Connecticut.” Your best friend explains, probably reading through Wikipedia.
You and your best friend discuss Paige over dinner, scrolling through her various social media accounts. Now you knew her age, you had no problem voicing how you felt about her. “She’s hot.” You say as her most recent TikTok plays on a loop.
Not only was she blonde, which was historically your type, but she had the most beautiful blue eyes that could draw you in, even through a screen. She played basketball, so of course she was tall but the way she carried herself so confidently and purposeful had you in a chokehold. Her muscular body, that she had no problem showing off, had your heart rate spiking each time she flexed her biceps in videos that now flooded your For You Page.
“Well, you know where Connecticut isn’t far from? New York.” Your best friend says, “And where are we? NEW YORK!” She triumphs as if you hadn’t already been able to come to that conclusion yourself.
“I’m messaging her.” You announce, opening Instagram and searching for Paiges name.
“What are you going to say?”
“I don’t know, something flirty.” You reply, fingers hovering over your keyboard as you think.
“Picture of your mommy milkers?” Your best friend says and you laugh at her suggestion, “No! Not yet, anyway.”
You type out a message before deleting it and you finally land on,
heard you wanted to take me on a date?
Paige is quick to reply, you’ve barely put your phone down before it pings.
hahah you saw the live?
im embarrassed
dont be, im flattered
and wondering where you’re taking me
You cringe at your boldness but the send the message anyway. Paige was hot and she clearly thought you were too so what was the harm in having some fun?
are you busy right now?
wow, you don’t waste any time
not for the date darling, call me
Paige sends you her number and you press call, anxiously waiting for her to answer. When she does, her voice is smoky and sweet and your brows raise at her tone and you excuse yourself to your bedroom, leaving your best friend grinning from ear to ear like a kid in a candy store.
You and Paige chatted for longer than you realise and you find yourself giggling like a teenager at her words. It’s almost midnight when Paiges words become softer and slower, “It’s late. I should let you go.” You say not wanting to keep her up.
“Or you could stay on the phone and sing me to sleep.” She quips, earning another giggle from you.
“Let’s save that for another time. When I’m actually there and you can feel my breath on your neck.” You drawl.
You hear a sharp in take of breath, “Don’t play.” Paige says lowly.
“Goodnight Paige.” You giggle, satisfied with her flustered response.
“Goodnight Y/N.”
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a/n: just a short one but this was actually really fun to write! hope u enjoy 💋 vinnie hacker mention because p is never escaping that 😭
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changes ¡ 1 year ago
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Tuesday, January 30th, 2024
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screeching-bunny ¡ 1 year ago
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may i request some yan!butler/maid hcs? ur fics/hcs r like my lifeline ALSO love love the name Ligma (srry for the poor grammar, english is my first language/hj)
Yandere! Butler Hcs
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Warnings: Obsessive Behavior, Yandere Thoughts, Bad Writing, Stalking, Possessive Behavior, Reader is Referred as ‘You’
A/N: LIGMA BALLZ. Anyways thanks for liking my name it’s so fucking awesome isn’t it?
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🌟 Yandere! Butler who’s a year older than you and has been serving you ever since your teenage years. He’s dedicated and willing to spend the rest of his life serving you as long as it means being by your side forever. He first becomes enamored by you when you happen to come by the shop he was working at the time. He was enchanted by you and after finding out that you were a noble, he began grooming himself in order to be the perfect servant for you. When the position of being an attendant opened up in your manor, he quickly signed up for it. Yandere! Butler made sure to perform his duties as perfectly and diligently as possible while in that position. It was all to ensure that he would be promoted to be personal butler.
🌟 Yandere! Butler was not able to communicate with you when he was first hired to your manor due to being too low of a rank. He could only stare at you longingly from afar and wish that he could be closer to you. Yandere! Butler during this time period would discreetly follow you around wherever you went. Although he wasn’t allowed to talk to you, he still wanted to feel like he was a part of your life, like some secret protector. While doing this he’s definitely stolen a few of your possessions and stored them for his own personal use.
🌟 Yandere! Butler is so enthralled when he finally gets promoted to being your butler. Finally!!! After all these years he can finally talk and touch his beloved person! He’s so excited that he can’t stop shaking with joy when he hears the news. Every waking moment of his life from this point in time will belong to you and only you. He is willing to do anything you ask of him. No matter how small or difficult the task is, he will make sure to complete it as if his life depended on it. As long as it gets you to look and notice him then it is all worth it.
🌟 Yandere! Butler is only loyal towards you. He is not willing to take orders from anyone but you, even if it’s from your own family members. How dare they try to take away his time and thoughts of you away from him? Have they no shame?! Yandere! Butler would definitely be willing to fight anyone who dares to insult you. He doesn’t care if they are young or elderly, his hands are rated E for everyone. His love language is words of affection, so get ready to hear a barrage of compliments every waking moment of your life. Even when you’re not around, he’s still singing praises about you much to the displeasure of literally everyone else.
Yandere! Butler: “Did you see them today! I swear they get more dashing every time I see them. I wonder if they’ll let me touch their–”
Random Maid: (crying) “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP!!! IT���S BEEN TWO HOURS!!!”
🌟 Yandere! Butler is in charge of your everyday routine. He’s the one planning all of your meals and makes them personally. He will get upset if anyone but him makes you food because he makes sure to plan it perfectly in order to fit your nutritional needs. He makes sure to take care of you as if you were porcelain glass. His movements with you are light and delicate almost as if he were scared that you would break if he were ever too rough with you. He loves to hear you talk about your day and ramble on about meaningless things. It’s somewhat therapeutic to him and it’s like listening to an asmr podcast in his eyes. He takes in everything that you say and a majority of times gives good advice when you need it. If you ever fall in love, never tell him. He will either gut that person alive or give you the worst possible love advice you have ever heard.
“This guy I met at the bakery was super attractive. How do you think I should approach him?”
Yandere! Butler: (screaming on the inside) “You should tell him that he’s gross. I heard nowadays guys find it attractive when people play hard to get.”
🌟 Yandere! Butler legitimately thinks that you are the most perfect person in the universe and that no one deserves you, including himself. He doesn’t care that you may not ever love him, just allow him to stay by your side all of eternity and he’ll be happy. You could tear him apart or take everything he owns and he’d still be loyal toward you. When he signed that contract, he did not only just promise to be your butler but also made a heartfelt vow that everything he does will be for your greater good. He loves the look of a smile on your face and would do anything to keep it there. Murder is not beneath him, if anyone dares to make you cry then he won’t hold back. Whether it be poison, decapitation, drowning, and etc. He’s willing to do it for you, all in the name of love.
🌟 Yandere! Butler takes care of any task that you deem stressful and overwhelmed by. If he sees any type of distraught look on your face he is taking over. Has that business deal been causing you to lose sleep? Don’t worry your pretty little head about it, he’ll make sure to handle everything. Are you getting a migraine while doing some paperwork? Well then, wait right there as he brews you some tea and he’ll get right in on working on it. If he ever sees you sneeze and sniffle then he is going straight mama bear mode. He’ll force you to stay in bed even if you aren't really sick and he won’t listen to any of your protests. No job is a headache to him when it involves you in the picture. So why don’t you just sit back and relax so that he can just take care of you.
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almostfoxglove ¡ 1 month ago
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SEE YOU AT THREE
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chapter eighteen: NOT WEIRD
🌟 a young!joel miller series 🌟
RATING: Explicit (18+ only) | PAIRING: Joel x f!Reader / OC (Ellie's aunt) WORD COUNT: 6.6k CW: Reference/allusion to smut, YEARNING (always yearning), and so much lovesick!joel I've got a toothache.
read from the beginning | series masterlist | main masterlist
SUMMARY: Joel is tired of being a coward.
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Hmph-ing, Sarah unwinds herself from your arms and treads into the kitchen. It was a valiant effort, really. And it takes no small amount of diligence not to go over there and take his turn hugging you, too. Hugging hello—a thing you’ve never done, only goodbye. He considers it, even gets one foot nudging closer before he swallows the urge for good. Takes that one step back, leaves the space. Can’t trust himself not to hold you too long, he thinks. Can’t trust himself not to kiss you if you’re in his arms. With Sarah’s back turned, you meet his eye and shrug, mouth Good?  He nods. Grins softly at you, because yeah. He thinks it’s going just fine, so long as no one overhears the throb of his heart.
continue reading chapter 18 on ao3.
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dividers by @thecutestgrotto
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zepskies ¡ 1 year ago
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Smoke Eater || Series Masterlist
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Pairing: Firefighter!Dean Winchester x F. Reader 
Summary: Dean Winchester is the cocky, but well-respected Lieutenant at Firehouse 25. He leads by example, but he’s also known to break a few hearts. He’s starting to crave something he’s never had, though. Something stable. Something real. 
That’s when he meets you, on a truly terrible day, trapped in a rickety old elevator.   
AN: "Smoke eater": a self-appointed slang term for a firefighter.
Get ready for an AU! Several SPN characters will make their appearances: Sam and John Winchester, Castiel as "Cas Novak," Ellen and Jo Harvelle, Jack Kline, Benny Lafitte, Gordon Walker, Meg Masters, Chuck Shurley, Nick (yes, even him), and more!
Series Tags/Warnings: (**18+ only!) There will be a lot of heart, a lot of fun, drama, heartbreak, protective Dean, and even a murder mystery. Rating for eventual smut, perilous situations, and other chapter-specific tags.
🎵 Listen While You Read:
The Smoke Eater Playlist: YouTube || Spotify
Chapters:
Part 1 - Class and Style - Podcast Version!
Part 2 - Lieutenant Winchester
Part 3 - Got a Hold on Me
Part 4 - Rocky Road
Part 5 - Twitterpated
Part 6 - Just Casual
Part 7 - Cherry Pie & Lemon Drizzle
Part 8 - Likewise, Baby
Part 9 - Do Not Disturb
Part 10 - Toil and Trouble
Part 11 - Heart of the Home
Part 12 - All in the Family
Part 13 - Boiling Point
Part 14 - Message in a Bottle
Part 15 - The Good Part
Part 16 - Break Down the Gates
Part 17 - The Real Deal
Part 18 - V for Vendetta
Part 19 - Sacrifice
Epilogue - Easy as Pie
Series Complete!
Bonus One-Shots:
Something Real** Now that you and Dean are officially engaged, you take some much needed time off together for a family vacation. But even with the wedding set for next year, the two of you are still at odds when it comes to one key part of your future together…
(Want to listen to the podcast version? Keep scrolling below!)
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Listen to Part 1 in podfic form!
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(Cover image and narration by @talltalesandbedtimestories)
Or listen to the official Idling in the Impala episode of Smoke Eater Part 1 on YouTube:
Or listen on Spotify.
Listen to the Idling in the Impala podfic episode of the sequel story, Something Real below:
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🧙‍♀️✨ The Broke Witch’s Guide to Manifesting Rent Money (Before the Landlord Comes Knocking)
By Frater Harambe
Tagline: Because your altar is thriving, but your bank account is in retrograde.
📖 Chapter 1: When Your Manifestation Powers Work for Everyone but You
You’ve helped your friends manifest love, success, and even free concert tickets—so why is your own rent spell failing harder than a Mercury retrograde ex? The truth is, financial magic requires more than good vibes and moon water.
This guide is for every witch who has ever: 🔮 Lit a green candle and still ended up overdrawn. 🕯️ Burned bay leaves only to watch their money go up in smoke—literally. 💸 Chanted “Money flows easily to me” while dodging debt collectors.
It’s time to turn that chaos magic into cash magic.
🔥 Step 1: The “My Rent Is Due” Emergency Spell
What You’ll Need:
A candle (green for money, black if you're feeling dramatic).
A coin (preferably one you found—free money attracts more money).
A bill you need to pay (rent, utilities, credit card—pick your battle).
Incense (or cinnamon, because let’s be real, it’s in every witch’s kitchen).
The Ritual:
Light the candle and place the coin beside it.
Hold the bill in your hands and chant:"Wealth unseen, come into view, Rent is due—money renew. By fire and fate, by silver and gold, Prosperity flows, my wealth unfolds."
Visualize your bank balance increasing. (Or at least stabilizing.)
Blow out the candle and carry the coin for luck.
Effectiveness Rating: 🌟🌟🌟 (Improved by taking real-world action).
💻 Step 2: Side Hustles & Sigils—Summoning Digital Coin
When your spellwork needs a boost, let’s turn witchcraft into a business.
🔮 Etsy Witchery – Sell spell jars, charms, or “haunted” thrift finds. 🎴 TikTok Tarot – Read cards live and hope someone tips. 💀 OnlySpirits – Post aesthetic altar photos and monetize your mystique. 📲 CashApp Conjuring – Post a thirst trap and manifest a generous simp.
✨ Bonus: Combine this with a sigil charging ritual for extra potency.
🕯️ Step 3: Protective Money Magic (A.K.A. “Stop Going Broke” Spells)
Sometimes the best money spell is just not losing what you already have.
💳 Anti-Spending Sigil:
Draw a sigil for self-control on your debit card.
Or just freeze your card in a block of ice—same effect, extra dramatic.
📜 Landlord Distraction Charm:
Write their name on a bay leaf, set it on fire, and hope they "forget" to email you.
If that fails, Mercury Retrograde is a great excuse for delayed payments.
📞 Debt Collector Banishing Spell:
Write “Denied” over any unpaid bills.
Place under a black candle and chant, “Not today, capitalism.”
Block their number—sometimes real magic is just setting boundaries.
💰 Step 4: Is It Manifestation, or Are You Just Justifying Dumb Purchases?
If you’re spending more on crystals than groceries, it might be time to reassess your financial witchcraft.
✅ Manifesting: Setting intentions, taking aligned action, and using magic to amplify your efforts. ❌ Witchsplaining Your Debt: “But I needed that $50 candle for the full moon ritual!”
💡 Money Mantra for Broke Witches:
“I am financially wise. I do not need another tarot deck. The spirits understand.”
(They don’t, but your wallet will.)
🚀 Step 5: “Free Money” Spells That Actually Work
🔹 The “Bank Forgiveness” Ritual – Call customer service and ask for a fee reversal. 🔹 The “Unexpected Windfall” Charm – Check unclaimed funds websites (the government might owe you). 🔹 The “Reverse Capitalism Curse” – Apply for grants, scholarships, and mutual aid. 🔹 The “Passive Income Potion” – Start a monetized blog or sell PDF spellbooks online.
🌟 Testimonials from Broke Witches Like You
"I did the rent spell, and suddenly people started paying me back. Magic works!" – @HexMeLater "My Etsy spell jar business is thriving! Turns out capitalism can be enchanted." – @CursedCommerce "Still broke, but now I have ✨hope✨ and a lucky coin." – @FinanciallyFeral
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🔄 Reblog if you’ve ever considered hexing your landlord. 📌 Tag a witch who needs a financial miracle ASAP. 📲 Follow for next week’s guide: “Hexing Billionaires—A Beginner’s Guide.”
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daengtokki ¡ 9 days ago
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I'd like to request something that comes around this line from chapter 3 of Deity when seungmin said "but nobody touches you, or I’ll kill them.”. I think it'd be fun to see where seungmin gets jealous or protective of the reader since now that the twins are here 👶 Thank youu 🌟❤️
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serial killer!Kim Seungmin x afab reader
wc: 2.6k
rating: fluff/protective, angry, aggressive seungmin/reader is harrassed by a creep
comments: this ended up longer than I was planning, but it needed the extra space! this takes place a little into part 10 (which is currently being edited and finished!), and the conclusion to this will come in part 10 as well.
[ ML— DEITY MASTERLIST AND TAGLIST]
TAGS: @kkamismom12/ @r0tt1n/ @heluvschibi / @feckinbecky / @missystay / @seungluvr / @babrieeee / @curiouscocoabean / @feelikecinderella / @carpioassists / @soulsbbg / @san-axa0 / @vixensss / @keiizzx / @xyliskz / @reignessance / @velvetmoonlght / @ghostedgameplays / @pochaccochacco / @lashaemorow / @eastjonowhere / @fackeraccount / @felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna / @maddycline / @smilefordongil
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Bed rest for a few more days is what your doctor told you, and no less, so Seungmin said he would get in with you, or sit and wait while you showered. He refused to leave you in here alone. “Min?” You peek out, and he looks up from his phone. “Do you still wanna come in?”
“Yes, if you want me to…”
The off, not-quite-yourself feeling is still hanging on, and it’s making you self-conscious about your post-partum body…but you’re craving him. You have been for weeks, even though you can’t have him the way you want.
He tenses up as the water hits, and laughs when you grab his sides to pull him close. “How you feeling?”
“Better…tired. I miss them.”
“I do, too. We’ll see them again tomorrow, but you’re getting back into bed after this.”
Seungmin will make sure you follow the doctor’s orders—you’ll fight him, he’ll fight back, but you kiss his chest and try anyway. The tension leaves him as you make your way across his nipple, but your teeth make him jump. “I was hoping to go for a walk. It’s so nice out, and…”
“Isn’t that the opposite of bed rest?” He laughs and rubs shampoo between his hands until it lathers up
The gentle touch of his fingers moving through your hair makes you forget everything. You don’t have to do anything…no, you can just stay right here with him, and hands that know exactly what to do. “Aah yeah, a little contrary.”
“A little…contrary?” Seungmin mimics your accent when he says it back, but it doesn’t come out quite right.
“You pickin on me?”
“Mmh, salanghagi ttaemoone.”
He stares softly as you think, far more confident in your abilities than you are. “Salaaang…hagii…ttaee.” But you know this one. “I love you, too.”
“I know.”
“You love me so much you’ll take me to that brunch place in Jongno…”
There’s a hint of fake confusion in his voice, “brunch place?” And he cocks his head to the side as he thinks.
“Yes, you know the one. I want waffles. Bananas, chocolate chips, lots of butter, real maple syrup.”
Seungmin dips your head back into the stream of water, and watches the suds run down your body. He’ll try to convince you to order whatever it is you’re craving, but he can’t blame you for wanting to stretch your legs. The last few weeks have been spent in bed, and you didn’t even make it beyond the second trimester. He was hoping things would become easier and more comfortable eventually, but he assumes, hopes, that’s how you’re feeling now. “I’ll think about it after we get dressed.”
“Hyeondae Wonseo Park is only half a mile away, that’s perfect. And we can walk around the park a little, right?”
The soap he's rubbing between his palms get all of his attention, but you know he heard you, and you know he’s thinking about it. A few moments later, he shakes the damp hair from his forehead and sighs.
“Minnie, jebaaal. I need some sun, and fresh air.”
“After we get food, we’ll see how you feel on the way back. We can walk around the park if you’re not too tired.”
***
“Is it good?”
“It is.” He pokes his last piece of waffle, and then a strawberry, and pops it in his mouth. “I hope yours was as good as you imagined. Did it hit the spot?”
“Yeah, thank you for bringing me.”
“That coffee is gonna keep you up.”
You shake your head and finish off your cup. “No. Nap is guaranteed.”
Seungmin smiles and narrows his eyes. “So you are tired. Why don’t you wait here, have another coffee, and I’ll go get the car.”
“Not so tired…more sore. My back hurts.” You don’t mind admitting defeat to him. The back pain has been mostly constant since labor started, so climbing into bed with a heating pad can’t come soon enough. “But I still enjoyed our walk.”
“I did, too.” He kisses your head on the way out, and you watch him until he disappears around the corner.
It’s strange being alone, even though you know he’s not far, and even though you just spent the better part of three days without him. Luckily the cafe is quiet, and the server comes back quickly when he notices you looking at him. “Uhm...latte…han jan deo…juseyo?” He nods and smiles sweetly despite your awful pronunciation.
…but sitting in a cafe in the city, a pathetic amount of Korean in your head—you’re pushed back in time—October, November without him. And then he was there, and after your dizzying back and forth, it was like he was always supposed to be with you. You sip your new coffee carefully and try your best to look like you belong, but when you finally take another look around the cafe, you notice a pair of eyes on you. He’s been here the whole time, by the looks of his table, but you didn’t notice him until just this moment.
Then he clears his throat, and your heart starts to race. This happened on occasion when you would attempt to venture out on your own, and it was never too much for you to handle, but you’re not feeling yourself right now, and you’re tired and in pain. Maybe leaving home was a bad idea.
He clicks his tongue and turns his body. “How dare he get up and leave you here.”
He speaks so quickly, you don’t think you catch a single word. All you can manage is a shake of your head before trying to hide behind another sip.
“And with the bill. He left you with the bill?”
It won’t take him long to cover that half mile. You pull your phone from your pocket and wait for a text telling you he’s on his way, but that won’t come for another few minutes, at least.
“No Korean? I should have guessed by that face…”
Very cautiously, you look up at him. He’s standing now, tall and broad. He looks at least a decade older than you. Maybe more.
“I said…how dare he just leave you here. And with the bill.” He repeats in English.
“He didn’t.” Speaking to him might be a mistake, but it slips out as soon as he accuses Seungmin of being inconsiderate. “He—''
“Oh he’s coming back yes? Do you really think so?”
The man pulls at the chair across from you, lifts it away from Seungmin’s empty plate, and the feet hit the floor with a crash. He sits in the chair with the same unnecessary force, a strange attempt at authority, you think, and the way he spreads his legs and rests his palms on his knees reminds you of your father…and you find yourself staring hard at him—at his hands and his shoulders. Anywhere but his face. You rip your eyes away and look at your empty phone screen again.
He leans forward a little and whispers, “I don't believe you.”
The slow, careful way he speaks that time is easier to understand. “You don’t have to.”
“She does understand!” He claps his hand together and the sound makes you jump. “But maybe you speak very little. I can take care of this for you, of course…if you need. And if you need anything else.”
“I don’t need…anything.”
“A young girl shouldn’t be wondering around the city all alone. I take care of this bill, and you and I go somewhere else.”
“No thank you.” The rings on your finger won’t deter this man, either, but you wrap your hands around your coffee cup again anyway. His smirk grows when he seems to notice it.
“Nampyeon?”
The word sounds gross coming from his mouth, but Seungmin being referred to as yours, your nampyeon, still makes your mouth twitch into a smile. He doesn’t seem to notice, though. You check your phone again, and now, five minutes later, he may just be getting back to the car. "Yes, my husband." You want to send something, but you also don’t want to make him rush back worrying, or worse, give him extra time to get angry.
“I don’t believe you.”
But maybe you’d prefer if Seungmin came back pissed off. You glance down and type quickly…”hurry back” and watch for the read notification.
You okay? I just got to the car
The man leans forward again and swipes your phone, and you stare in disbelief at his boldness. He actually takes your phone from you, and you look around to see that your server is still nowhere to be found. Anyone who has walked in recently certainly isn’t paying attention. “What do you think you’ll achieve by acting this way?”
“Seongchwihada?” He says, apparently dumbfounded by the question, but his attention is on your phone as he scrolls up the messages the two of you have shared. And then he begins to type something. “Don’t worry, I told him…Minnie…that you’re well.”
The phone drops on the table and you check the messages as soon as you can grab it. Seungmin’s reply is still the last text on there, and you quickly type before he can distract you or grab it again. “I’ll come out and…” You stop and backspace. The bill still needs paid, and Seungmin has the money. There’s no choice but to wait here. “yes and no, there’s a guy in here that won’t leave me alone.”
The read receipt popping up makes you nervous—for him, because you don’t want him to overreact. You remember the incident in the pastry shop in Daegu, and how your fainting might have been the only reason he didn’t act on his anger and possibly get himself in serious trouble. And you’re a little nervous for the idiot in front of you.
Read, but no reply. You can’t stay here. You can’t let him walk in angry. Why did you text him that? Seungmin might do something stupid if he isn’t actively going over this in his head as he drives. You stand and head for the door anyway, but the man moves as well. The sound of the chair scraping, and then two, three steps toward you sends a shiver up your back. He has to be close. He’ll appear around that corner any minute, but the seconds are dragging and you’re starting to feel your breakfast coming back up.
A cold, sweaty hand lands on your forearm. “Naleul manjiji maseyo!”
“Angry! Sounds good on you.”
But you pull away, and Seungmin is there when you turn. Red in the face, jaw clenched tight. You can see the veins popping in his neck as he brushes by you, but he makes sure to find your hand and squeeze.
“I’m okay, Min. It’s fine.”
“Gwenchanaaa.” The man mocks you and grins at Seungmin. “This is it? This piece of string is your husband?”
The tension in his body disappears, and his hand runs reassuringly up your forearm. Still, he stares hard at the man who is still standing far too close.
Everything starts to happen very quickly.
His hand slides away from you and onto the man, clutching the collar of his shirt. He’s pulled down, and the look on his face screams disbelief, but it’s cut short by Seungmin’s forehead meeting his nose. The sound it makes, the loud snap of bone and cartilage, makes everyone look your way. He hits the floor and blood pours through his fingers as he desperately tries to stop it and back away. Nobody moves, but you hear the low, worried conversation coming from the other end of the cafe.
“Minnie…maybe we should go.”
“We will, love, just a minute.”
The server looks at his phone. What if he calls the police? Or worse, records everything. Seungmin is too smart to get caught doing something like this, so why is he on him again, straddling him, hand clenched and pulled back? Regardless of your worry, you watch and admire every part of his body as he moves—the arch of his back, the span of his shoulders as he straightens, his fist swinging. He makes contact with the man’s mouth, and the release you feel makes your legs shake. He does it again, and again, and again, then switches to his left hand and evens him out.
That seems to be enough for him, at least for now. He stretches his busted knuckles and stumbles over to you. “Let’s go…oh,” he dips down and comes back up with a worn black wallet—not his, but he pulls out the cash inside and sets it on your table. “Je sagwaleul badajuseyo.” More money is pulled from the wallet, a 50,000 won bill, and placed on the table. A tip, you assume, for making a mess. “It’s starting to rain, let’s get home before it gets worse.”
***
Tending to his bloody hands is more work than you expect, because now is when Seungmin decides to whine. He winces and sucks his teeth as you dab at the broken skin, but you can’t blame him—the man’s nose crumbled easily, but nothing else did. Everything is beginning to bruise already, and you suspect he’ll feel it up to his shoulders by tomorrow morning, and you also suspect he’s very pleased with himself. When he’s not scrunching up his nose in pain, he looks at you like a puppy waiting for his treat. You’re not sure what he wants, but you gently kiss each hand before icing them. “Keep still for a few minutes.”
He looks up at you as you stand, eyes still big and wet. “Thank you.”
“I’m looking forward to the end result.” You lean back down and give him the kiss he’s looking for. First on his forehead. There's a bright red mark where he successfully broke the man's nose. And then on his lips.
“Hm?"
“He put his hands on me.”
“He did, unfortunatly for him.” Seungmin nods to the black wallet sitting open next to his keys. “I have his address, his business card. Just need to case.”
That gets him another kiss. Obviously he’s not going to strangle someone in a cafe in broad daylight, even though the thought gets a twinge of pleasure out of you. The assault was risky enough.
“Careful,” Seungmin whispers against your lips when your hands slide down his chest, slowly moving closer to the waistband of his jeans.
“No.”
“Fuck,” he whines. “My hands don’t work.” The shift of his legs makes his growing erection much more obvious.
“I might be sleepy, but mine still work.”
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feministfang ¡ 2 months ago
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Happy New Year to all the girls and women!!!! 2024 wasn’t really nice to us but i hope 2025 becomes our year. Starting this year hoping more women become radical feminists. I hope more women learn about 4b and become separatists. I hope more women divorce their husbands and more girls ditch their boyfriends. I hope more women break the rules and challenge the norms set for us. I hope more women leave their religious cults. I hope more women become rich and independent. I hope more women start prioritising themselves. I hope more women start loving themselves. I hope more men end up lonely and miserable. I hope more men join the rates, die and leave this planet. I hope more women stop caring about men. I hope more women walk the path of liberation. I pray to the divine goddess to bless all of us girlies with healing, freedom, peace, happiness, joy, wealth, health, wisdom and prosperity. I pray we encounter more positive news and less negativity. I pray all men suffer the consequences of their misogynistic actions. May this year be the year of raging women rising from the ashes and shaking away the burden of expectations from our shoulders. May we manifest all our desires and all our dreams come true. May the universe be on our side this year! Thank you for making it this far! Happy New Year! 🌟🤍🎇
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