#ratchet and clank headcanon

[ratchet9cooper]

Kinda dark Racthet and Clank headcanon

Ratchet has been through so much action, had so many injuries, and been healed so much by nanotech over his life, that his blood is no longer red, it is bright blue, and has little lights darting in it, looking like liquid nanotech

[twigg27]

hypothetical person asking this hypothetical question: "why do you like lucia so much? you know she doesn't have much of a personality and will very likely not return after itsuno is gone?"

[yandere-toons]

Someone: *says something rude about the reader*

Yandere: You talk a lot of shit for someone who's house is so flamable.

Characters that have this vibe:

Patrick Hockstetter

Kai (Ninjago)

Tom Lucitor

Bridgit Pike | Firefly

Iblis (Blue Exorcist)

Smaug

Matthew Patel

Deadpool | Wade Wilson

Godzilla

Hades (Hercules 1997)

Snotlout Jorgenson + His Monstrous Nightmare Hookfang

Ruffnut & Tuffnut Thorston

Zuko

Jesse Gemstone

Lili Zanotto

Red Son (Monkie Kid)

Eric Cartman

Mr Piranha

Vaas Montenegro

Coriolanus Snow

Lord Garmadon

Roger the Alien

Stewie Griffin

Negaduck | Jim Starling

Bender Bending Rodríguez

Rocket Raccoon

Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)

Blitzo

Rin Okumura

Five Hargreeves

The Joker

Shelby Brothers

Rob (The Amazing World of Gumball)

Lili Zanotto

Judge Claude Frollo

Mushu

Daemon Targaryen

Joffrey "for someone whose head is so cuttable" Baratheon

Sheldon J. Plankton

Bowser

Emperor Zurg

Emperor Nefarious

Handsome Jack

Trevor Philips

Gremlins

Bakugou Katsuki (early on)

Dabi

Duncan (Total Drama)

Heather (Total Drama)

Honourable Mentions:

Gru + Minions, Vector (Despicable Me), Megamind (when he was villainous), Doctor Nefarious, Gyro Gearloose and Technical Boy would consider arson too lowbrow. In their tech-savvy minds, shrink rays, piranha guns, dehydration guns, atomisation, robot and clone armies and breaking every bone in the person's body all send the correct message.

"Why settle for a house?" wonders most iterations of the Doctor (Doctor Who). "Why not drop them on some desolate planet or in some hostile universe where they die over and over again?" Bill Cipher seconds this notion.

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians) would freeze the doors and ice the floors and windows, effectively creating a giant icebox as fires cannot stay burning in his presence.

Dark Helmet, Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux and Darth Vader would vaporise the person's house (and planet to boot) from space. If the person was off-world at the time, those who are Force or Schwartz users will proceed to Force-choke or laser the person even after they have lost everything.

Scar (The Lion King) would arrange an accident that is tragically and unavoidably fatal while Shenzi, Banzai and Ed would maul the person in full view of a crowd.

Gaz Membrane is constantly rude to anyone who dares to be her obsession, but if anyone else tries the same rudeness, they will pay. Zim and the two main Tallest also have shades of this.

Albert Wesker (Resident Evil 5 era): Look, another test subject for Uroboros has presented itself.

Urdnot Wrex, Grunt (Mass Effect 2) and Wolverine/Logan are not the burn-your-house-down types. It would be too easy for the person to learn nothing from the experience, such as how much they should be afraid of running their mouth to the wrong stranger in the future. These three will knock the person out before they even finish the sentence.

Yzma has exactly the right potion for this human flea, except that she adds an extra four or so steps to the plan.

Lord Hater invades the scoundrel's home planet with the support of Commander Peepers and his army of Watchdogs, or he may blast the world to smithereens with a laser.

Lord Dominator delights in crushing this pest's home world with her drill and making them watch every life on it come to an end.

Marvin the Martian said it best: "Be polite, or I'll vaporise you."

[strawberryvanillablast]

Fugo: Can we kill them?

Bruno: No.

Fugo: I can make it look like an accident.

Bruno: ...How?

Giorno: Bruno!

Bruno: Alright, no.

[agathalombax]

First post of Tumblr! Kinda new??

Heya! I'm Cryx, I'm a 24 yr old trans witch! I love Fan shipping and Headcanons! Massive character crush on Rocky Rickaby Ratchet (the lombax) Mordecai Heller Dorian Zibowski Rocket Raccoon Glamrock Freddy Dogday and Catnap!. Thanks for having me and see y'all in future posts!! 🍄✨🌙

Art by this amazing: Tally!

[thatlombaxkaiber]

The Emperor's overwhelming ego and narcissistic tendencies, I feel, compliment the Medic's possible sociopathy and completely compulsive, unhinged behaviour perfectly. Like two red flags waving in the wind.

What, did you think I was gonna gush about how they cancel each other out or make the other better?

Fuck no. The fun of this ship is that they're both absolutely insane in their own ways.

Emperor Nefarious is flamboyantly genocidal and Medic is flamboyantly amicicidal. They're both not great people. They make each other worse. That's the whole point and I fucking love it.

[wherearetherobots]

Drew this last month for Pride. Every month is pride month! Pose by @adorkastock was used

[autisticheadcanons]

Clank from Ratchet & Clank is autistic!

Some trouble picking up on social cues.

Often times takes things too literally.

Can a bit naive.

Special interests include science, puns, and mathematics.

Has a very dry tone to his voice.

Hyper-focuses on tasks.

[sammy0299]

Okay, another headconon, but this time for Dr nefarious. I'm guessing everyone has the general idea of Nefarious acting like his the best is just a mask to hide the fact he hates himself, so I believe he during the early days of when he transformed into a robot unwillingly, he couldn't bear to look himself in the mirror because he feels the reflection isn't him but a monster. he was a wreck when he first saw himself, extremely upset and vulnerable. I also like to believe it took him years just to muster up the courage to look at himself in the mirror. I don't think he likes to be touched either (unless he really likes you). We can also see that he craves acknowledgment, acceptance, and actually a spot in the light. I understand his hatred of qwark.

[sweetness-pop]

Hiya! 💗💋🍓🌸Sweetness*POP🌈🍭💀🌟 here!

Happy Talwyn Apogee Day ⭐💚🎉🚀🪐🎊🔫💋

Since this is a special day for our favorite Markazian gal aka future WAIFU of Ratchet-Kun, I'd love to share headcanons for Talwyn!:

1) Born as Talwyn Elektra Apogee (T.E.A.) on October 23rd in 5339.

2) Daughter and only child of Max Apogee. (CANON)

3) She's Ratchet's girlfriend (CANON)

4) Captain of Polaris Defense Force (CANON)

5) Her mother is not in her life. Talwyn was unplanned, therefore her mother never wanted her, she hates her own daughter very much, and wants nothing to do with her. Talwyn refers to her mother as her "egg donor".

6) Talwyn's "egg donor" is currently married to another man and has a son born 9 1/2 years after his half-sister.

7) Talwyn's parents never married. Max Apogee who was 30 and Talwyn's "egg donor" who was 25 broke up when their daughter was around 2.

8) Talwyn's paternal grandmother was a quite famous figure in the Polaris galaxy. Her name was Elektra Shield who was titled as "Captain Polaris" inspired by Captain Marvel. Nobody knows that Talwyn and her father are related to Elektra Shield/Captain Polaris as her granddaughter and son. Elektra was protecting them.

9) Grandma Elektra passed away when Talwyn was 5. She was 52 years old at the time of her death.

10) Talwyn wants to become stronger for the sake of her loved ones especially the love of her life, Ratchet.

11) She's tired of not being taken seriously and being treated less as a person.

12) She does not want to be an outcast anymore.

13) She always loved Cronk and Zephyr as her 2nd and 3rd papas, and has been blaming herself for their deaths in Into the Nexus.

14) Her favorite colors are yellow and red.

15) Her favorite flower is aster.

16) She can be quite the cute nerd.

17) She's a huge otaku (fan of anime, manga, light novels and Japanese culture) and gamer.

18) During the events of A Crack in Time, All-4-One and Full Frontal Assault, Talwyn has been working out/training at a martial arts dojo called HebiGetsu (Snake Moon in Japanese) as she vows to become a fighter ready to protect her friends and family!

19) Her gym sensei is a very strong markazian woman in her early to mid 50s as of Rift Apart. Her name is Zenko Hebizuki. The one who runs HebiGetsu along with her younger brother. She is the woman whom Talwyn views as the mother she never really had......and the feeling is mutual as Zenko sees her as a daughter.

20) Talwyn is very beautiful, good-looking and attractive, and she does not see it. But others do.

21) Talwyn would often wear long sleeves and pants in her tweens to early teens, but as years go by, she becomes more confident towards her body as she starts wearing fashion that shows her skin.

22) She happens to have a lovely, slender, hot and sexy body with such curves, and is blessed with a very well-endowed bust.

23) She actually resembles her grandmother Elektra except with brown hair. She even inherited Elektra's tail. Both Tal and her dad have sky blue eyes like her grandma.

24) Despite her career as captain of PDF, Talwyn still hopes to find her father someday.

25) She is a very great and skilled cook. In fact, whenever she discovers a foreign dish, she will not hesitate, and cook it after learning it.

26) Her favorite fruit is cherries.

27) She gets annoyed and hates it whenever her buttoned shirts, tops or blouses pop-open revealing her voluptuous chest.

28) She lets Clank and now Kit sit on her lap.

29) Ever since meeting Rivet, she became protective around her. Tal is like a big sister figure towards the lombax, and would make sure if she's alright.

30) Rivet thinks Talwyn is hot, and would sometimes blush at her appearance.

31) Tal resides in a cozy, modern townhouse that has a pool in Meridian City. Ratchet and Clank both have a spare key to her place.

32) Once tried cosplaying, and is now addicted to it. She tends to cosplay in many outfits!

33) In PlayStationVerse, Talwyn has a sweet and strong unbreakable bond with two characters: Keira Hagai of Jak & Daxter and Carmelita Fox of Sly Cooper.

34) Surprisingly, Qwark is one of Talwyn's closest allies/friends that she can rely on. Plus, like her, Qwark is also an extreme cook, and the two would often cook together whenever the R&C characters have gatherings or parties.

35) Whenever she has makeup on, Talwyn is even more beautiful, like a cosmic goddess.

36) As a child, she would work herself to death to dance especially due to rumors of markazians not being good dancers. Guess what? All of that hard practice was WORTH IT! Talwyn was able to break that myth!

37) She wishes for Ratchet to open up to her more often.

38) Sometimes she feels like (and fears) that she's not good enough for Ratchet.

39) Despite being an ex of Ratchet, Sasha is one of Talwyn's dear friends.

40) She acts motherly towards children.

41) If she were to have a 3rd voice actress after Ali Hillis who took over after Tara Strong, then Tal should be voiced by voice actress, singer and Vtuber Amanda Lee aka AmaLee!

42) If she were to have a new seiyuu after Nami Kurokawa for the Japanese dub, then Tal should be voiced by VA and singer Marina Inoue.

43) Her belly button/navel is pierced.

44) She has a dark brown or black lombax head symbol tattooed on her lower back.

45) She wants to help and protect the galaxy.

46) She's always has a fondness for stars.

47) She can make a great archeologist just like her daddy.

48) She never believed in or even thought of love until she met Ratchet.

49) Talwyn has an extremely beautiful, lovely, amazing and empowering singing voice that could gracefully pierce through her listeners' hearts. She might even be a better singer than Courtney Gears. And whenever, Tal sings, her voice is provided by AmaLee who could be a perfect 3rd VA for the character.

And 50) Ratchet is her first and only love! She's really passionate about him. And Talwyn vows to become a stronger woman to protect the lombax man who has changed her life! He is her future husband and will one day be the father of her future children....

DAMN! Did not expect to type this many headcanons for our number 1 markazian heroine! Now I'm proud! What do you all think? Please like and share your comments, which I'd love to read!

Again,

Happy Talwyn Apogee Day ⭐💚🎉🚀🪐🎊🔫💋

[goldemas1244]

The Nefarious Polycule (so far)!

Boyfriends, best friends, and girlfriends, in that order.

Because a polycule is (sometimes?) just a friend group with extensive benefits.

Ft. Copernicus (?) Qwark, Lawrence, Lord Flint Vorselon, Ratchet and Clank (singular unit), Neffyyyyyyy, unnamed Blarg Scientist with the cool VA (thanks @protonpowered!), Elaris, Cassiopeia, and Courtney Gears!

I've had the polycule idea for a while, but thank you @the-nefarious-doctor for the conversation that prompted this!

[ratchet9cooper]

So something occured to me today.

Into the nexus and rift apart have a like 8 year gap between. So it’s not impossible that Talwyn and Ratchet got married in that time.

And There is nothing in Ratchet and clank: Rift Apart, which actively disproves this.

[paintsplantspaws]

Introducing Multiverse madness

So far every post on this blog has been about assassins.

Assassins creed hasn’t always been my thing though.

Long before then I loved Warrior Cats and Ratchet and Clank

In honor of the interests i bring you a new kind of post: Multiverse madnesss

Every so often I will post a senario or question you will poll in on comparing characters for the different fandoms.

[yandere-toons]

Masterlist

Discussions Involving Too Many Characters to Tag Individually (Alphabetical)

Assorted

Can Some Yanderes Change for the Better?

Yandere: I don't stalk you! I just follow you home sometimes; there's a difference!

Yandere: *in response to someone being rude to the reader* You talk a lot of shit for someone whose house is so flammable.

Yandere: Is that your family? Reader: Nope!

Crash Bandicoot

Travelling Between Dimensions to Locate an Alternate Version of the Reader After the Original Dies or Disappears

Doctor Who

Helping the Reader Escape Through Time and Flee From Davros and the Daleks

DuckTales 2017

Who is Most Likely to Fall at...

Ratchet & Clank

Using the Dimensionator to Find an Alternative Version of the Reader After the Original Dies or Disappears

[bobauthorman]

Fact: Ratchet does not have a pilot’s license.

Headcanon: The reason he’s flat broke at the beginning of each game is because he’s spent all his money paying the many, many fines and citations he’s gotten for unlicensed starship driving.

[mundancheemudomo]

I have a question: where is he now ? I mean, he escaped from Nefarious... and what now ?