#rastaban tarazed

[odbuoyjemmity]

what are your headcanons on the other wundersmiths of the age of east winds?

omg i meant to answer this and then. left it in my inbox for almost three months. mea culpa

owain: canonically can't sing but my hc is that he plays violin and piano beautifully. he grows a moustache when he's like eighteen like its a really thin horrible thing until he's twenty five and then it looks decent

elodie: is a lesbian. and has like no problem getting into relationships but they never last longer than three months so she has a whole bunch of ex girlfriends and all of the breakups are horrifically messy. average wunsoc member has ten ndas about their breakups statistical error. lesbians elodie who lives in the basement and has four bad and scandalous breakups every year for around twenty years is a statistical anomaly and should be ignored

ezra: an absolute prodigy at weaving. kind of mediocre at like normal schoolwork. that boy cannot structure an essay for the life of him

odbuoy: he does 90% of the pranks at proudfoot house but is really charismatic so he gets away with it most of the time

rastaban: has that beard all english teachers have like the scuff with the too-much moustache. also coiffs his hair with way too much product

griselda: really mean if you piss her off like the most cutting comments known to man but kind if you're polite. she looks super fragile but she can roundhouse kick someone

decima: her room is an acquarium with a bed in it and like no glass its just water woven so specifically that the fish stay in and the water doesn't touch her. she has a pet koi whom her predecessor owned and its huge

brilliance: loses all her reading glasses all the time. sub nine has them in almost every room because she takes them off her face and then forgets to bring them with her. every time

mathilde: really enjoys depressing and gothic poetry that no one else is into but they all listen to her recite it because she locked the doors and they can't get out

[sleeeping-fiish]

Decima: Is this your plan B?

Rastaban: Technically this is plan P

Mathilde: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Rastaban: Yes but Odbuoy dies in plan M

Mathilde: I like plan M

[sleeeping-fiish]

Rastaban: (awkwardly hugging crying baby wundersmiths) don’t worry, when you grow up you’ll learn how to do this on the inside

[sleeeping-fiish]

Rastaban: There are three ways to solve a problem; the right way, the wrong way, and the Odbuoy way

Ezra: Isn’t that the wrong way?

Rastaban: Yes, but it’s faster

[sleeeping-fiish]

Elodie: Why is Miss Polaris on the rooftop?

Rastaban: She likes to be tall