#rapula

[ratnix]

Simon and his crew and especially count rapula better be in season 6 otherwise I don't know how I'll react

[spookymultimedia]

Oc belongs to @ednacrabapple

[femslashspuffy]

You know that Rockula (1990) only had a "rap" song so they could do

There was this girl named Mina/ she wanted my weener

[hatoftimelady]

I'm calling it first, this is a spoiler and Guillermo is going to be the next Count Rapula.

so I went to the official wwdits merch store to see if they've added AYYYY I'M BEIN GAY OVA HERE or I'M FALLIN FOR COLIN and they have not but they have added the most unhinged thing I've ever seen in an official merch store

so they've added these life-size cardboard standees of the characters, which is... already an odd choice.

most of them are fairly normal, for a life-size cardboard standee.

but then

but then there's Guillermo

....I.....

god I have so many questions and I want none of the answers

[beansprean]

My entry for What We Create In The Shadows vol 4! @wwcitszine

It was a privilege to be able to contribute to this zine among such creative, talented, and fun artist and writers! The mods truly did an incredible job and the zine is BEAUTIFUL! Highly recommend getting a physical copy if you can. :)

You can still get WWCITS until July 28th! All proceeds to to PFLAG!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: Detailed drawing of a city street at night; Nandor, Laszlo, Nadja, and Colin Robinson are in the foreground, running for their lives towards the viewer. Chasing them (having caught up to them, really) is vampire Guillermo flying through the air on bat wings, silhouetted by the glowing full moon behind him. He is grinning maniacally with his clawed hands curled upward in triumph, eyes glowing a burning orange as he poses mid-flight, chest puffed out with his newfound power. Nandor is in the front, arms pumping, eyes wide with fear as he looks straight ahead. At his elbow is Laszlo, looking over his shoulder in alarm, one hand clamped around Nadja's wrist to drag her on behind him. Nadja's other hand is holding up her skirts and cradling Nadja doll potato-sack style in her elbow as she rushes along. She looks upward with a snarl, distracted, as Guillermo looms above her. Lagging behind is Colin Robinson, huffing and puffing as he tries to keep up.

The city street behind them is full of easter eggs. A kiosk on the left behind Laszlo is covered in flyers: fundraiser to cover medical bills for Toby, a recruitment poster for the Mosquito Club, an add for reanimations for $350 cash, a Go Flip Yourself ad, a comptroller campaign poster for Sean covered up by one for Colin covered up by one for Evie, a newspaper article about Morrigan Manor, a Wicked poster, a flyer for the familiar mixer, a missing poster for Jenna, a Found poster for Guillermo's bicycle, a handwritten ad that says "Djinn to good home, call Gyermo" with a photo of the djinn lamp, and several stickers including one that says 'werewolves not swearwolves, a Palestinian flag, and the s5 moon promo shot. Sitting atop the kiosk is a frog with curly brown hair - la Guillerana, and above it on the brick wall is a black poster featuring a hooded figure with round glowing eyes that says "The Night Market: if you know, you know." The roof of the building has a clothesline stretched across it where the Cloak of Duplication is hanging. The next building has glass doors and windows across the first floor with soft ambient lighting coming from within. A foldable chalkboard outside says 'closed for privat pardy'. The name of the restaurant is printed above the door: 'love at first bite'. The second floor is a grid of square windows with the blinds drawn, a single ad for Rapula Realty in an upper window. A single anonymous finger parts the blinds on a lower window to peek out. The third floor has three windows and fairy lights draped across the front. A purple flag that says 'human wellness inquire within' hangs from the first window, and the second has one foggy pane with the word 'help' written on it backwards. Black Peter the goat is on the roof, front hooves planted on the ledge to look out at the running vampires in the street. The following building has a grid of windows and a temporary vinyl sign stretched across it that says 'Urgent Care'. More buildings stretch out behind to the horizon.

On the right, there is a small newspaper vending machine with the headlines 'Flying Man Spotted' and 'Strange meteor lands in New Brighton'. The adjacent building has four stories, the only entrance a set of stairs going straight down. Neon pink lights pour from the doorway and lowermost windows. Above the doorway with an arrow pointing down is a neon sign for Nadja's. Below it, a poster exclaiming 'Baby Colin Live!' One of the middle windows has a sign that says 'Nadja and Laszlo Human Music Group performing Thursday nights'. Hanging from the roof precariously by both hands and looking towards the ground in terror is Patton Oswalt. One of the Baron's mutant children is sitting happily on the ledge nearby. A tree is on the roof and has some kind of net hanging from it. The next building is corporate and mostly windows, the bottommost portion open and flanked by yellow poles, a yellow and black divider blocking the entrance. An awning above it says 'Jesk Parking'. Inside, there is what looks to be a pile of rats. Two bats fly past. A vinyl sign stretched over the building front is an ad showing a man hugging a pillow that says "Get the Guy Pillow! Buy 100 get 1 free! Guys only!" The roof turns suddenly to greco-roman architecture, a row of stone columns lining the edge. Sitting at the very top are the two gargoyles having a riveting conversation. The next building is 3 stories and has a trans flag hanging from one corner and a progress flat from the other. The first floor has an alcove with a door flanked by two windows, one featuring shelves with jars of white liquid, the other a palmistry poster that reads 'free palm reading with every ejaculation'. The store name above reads 'Satchel Serafina' More text on the second floor reads 'Home of Memo's Man Milk, gathered lovingly by hand.' Beyond this building is a small grassy area behind a fence with a dead old tree and some graffiti that says 'Simon the Devious' with a crown. There is a nearby sewer drain under the sidewalk where a hand is reaching out. More buildings stretch out behind to the horizon. /end ID

[audioexorcisms]

any mutuals wanna do the crazy rapula thang

[amphigories]

she made me a dish called huevos de rapula. garlic and eggs on a golden spatula

[ratnix]

Five favorite characters and I suddenly forgot what character are cinfifmdifms

TAGGING 🗣️ @chloeseyeliner AND WHOEVER WANTS TO DO IT!!

here from @reservoirmonks 🫡

Challenge: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters, and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

tagging ummmm @allbluedepths @princess--bongwater @kookoofufu @portablenetworkgraphic and anyone else !!!!!

[mixtapetraxx]

If there’s one thing you need to know about me it’s that I will always, ALWAYS giggle at Simon the devious introducing his crew every single time he’s in an episode

[freydient]

Mike Dara as Count Rapula/the "Go Flip Yourself" sound guy

"What We Do in the Shadows" S4EP08

[spookymultimedia]

All the omegaverse dynamics of wwdits characters in my au

Nandor: Omega

Guillermo: late bloomer Alpha

Laszlo: transdynamic Alpha/Sigma/OtA

Nadja: alpha

Sean Rinaldi: Omega

Colin: beta

Evie: omega

Charmaine: Alpha

The Guide: Transdynamic Omega/AtO

The Barron: adynamic, fuck around and find out

Marwa: alpha

The Djinn: closeted Omega

Simon the Devious: transdynamic Alpha/BtA

Count Rapula: Omega

Vladislav the Poker: Omega

Deacon Bruke: Omega

Viago: Omega

Nick: Beta

Stu: Alpha

[sillypilled-friendcel]

is wwdits theres a character named count rapula

vampire rapper called Lil Fang

[tissitwiitit]

Kausi 8, jakso 6/22

RIK

- Mitkä ovat tunnelmat - Ihan ok *oksennusrefleksi* jees #tisuomi

Essi Nummi

Toi darran haju puskee melkein telkusta läpi #tisuomi

Lassi Ikonen

Kylläse kainuulainen aamuaurinko on kirkas rapula-aamuna #TISuomi

Kiikan Keisarinna

Kai Kuroselle maksetaan jotain likaisen työn lisää näistä darra-aamujen herätyksistä? #TISuomi

[odetokeons]

the best recurring character(s) and gag in what we do in the shadows

[whatyou-know]

Me when Simon the devious finally called count rapula

[biwonderland98]

Someone: *mentions the year 1991*

Me: Yes, the year Count Rapula started rapping, go on