#ranpoezai

[ryartchus]

ranpoezai....

[hyaha-ha-ha]

Hmmmm ?? (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

ranpoezai should be a thing because both poe and dazai get stars in their eyes whenever ranpo uses ultra deduction in this essay i will

[slacker413]

Dazai Osamu BSD is literally the Polyamorous Tony meme.

[elkieanddoppo]

ranpoe, right?? yeah yeah but what about.. ranpoeZAI ?! like think about it. theyre actually so cute and their relationship would be sooo cute!! theres like about less than 10 fics about them in ao3 and one of them is mine.. so yeah im just providing more ships to write about (so i can read more of it too..)

[knockyasocksoff2022]

My takes on some ploy ships involving Dazai and Ranpo

Kunichuranzai this Kunichuranzai that but . . . what about . . . Mushiranpoezai!

I don't normally ship ships with 3+ people but I thought of this. Alternatively there's Mushiango and just Ranpoezai.

IDK how Poe would feel about Dazai though. I think he'd feel okay if Ranpo liked him, but their personalities don't seem that compatible (they even are different types of morbid). And I feel like Mushitarou would be low-key terrified of Dazai (that or weirded out). Just my opinions though.

And I personally see Mushitarou feeling at first very intimidated and then as they become friendlier, affectionate, but platonically towards Ranpoe, so I ship him more with Ango.

I propose Mushiranpoezai because I feel like kunikidazai and souheki have such different vibes (more soft and domestic and pure) than soukoku so they wouldn't really all get along. Also because of the conflict with Chuuya being a literal active criminal and Kuni's ideals, and Ranpo's connections to the police.

Chuuya is so free. He wants to live life to the fullest to prove he's human, which I think could clash with Kuni's need for organisation. On the other hand, he's an extremely hard and dedicated worker (workaholic) and cares about people to value their schedules.

I think Ranpo's brutal straight forwardness could be good for Chuuya's trust issues, but I see Chuuya having a hard time getting over his rudeness (despite his swearing, Chuuya is still a very considerate person, like when he walked that lady across the street in wan). I think Chuuya would find Ranpo insufferable and spoiled and probably be very annoyed by him, maybe because he might view Ranpo as having a much more luxurious childhood than him.

It's true that Kunikidazai and SKK are similar dynamics, but not nearly the same, their banters are motivated by very different things and one carries way more negativity than the other and probably more dependance (at least on Dazai's part).

So while I like all these ships individually, and I don't really ship either poly ship, I personally believe based on my interpration of canon and the characters that Mushiranpoezai is more plausible.

[batshikns]

consider, ranpoezai

i do consider and it is very admirable

though, dear anon, consider, chuupoezai or, even, ranchuupoezai

[syunkiss]

I forgor friends don’t like my rarepairs oops . Sorry mutual.

??? i am literally a rareshipper + multishipper. I am a fucking kunisig and poedaz / kunipoe / ranpoezai enjoyer what the fuck are you on!!!!!!!!!

[2dseal]

oooh wait if requests are still open could i request a poezai or ranpoezai board?

done!!

[soukcku]

I’m high key really excited about Passerine because it sounds so good. Also, you dragged me into Ranpoezai hell and I’m contemplating writing fic for them.

THANK YOU UWU IM SORRY I BROUGHT U INTO THE RAREPAIR HELL…and if you write daranpoe PLEASE tag me or Vic we will love u. forever. and ever

[hyaha-ha-ha]

Building a pillow fort and smoking with your boyfriends, isn't it the best way of spending valentine's day ?? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[hyaha-ha-ha]

Hiiii don't forget I also have a side account on twitter where I post all kind of fun stuff !

Byeeee (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧♡

[ryartchus]

sorry for liking almost every single ranpoe piece youve posted. im (ab)normal about them

also that ranpoezai post from however long ago hath inspired me so um if u see a ranpoezai fic pop up on ao3 dw abt it

ITS OKAY!!! I UNDERSTAND I AM also ill about them! ! !1! (if you write anything Please send me the link i will read it so fast plea

[ryartchus]

haiii its that ranpoezai fic anon from a while ago i am STRUGGLING with writing this shit it might take a while. however comma they are currently kissing so things are going according to plan still

IM STILL SO EXCITED. awawaaaa i didnt kno if u were actuallydoin it.... take your time !! dont rush urself ♥️

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

dazai when seeing ranpo use ultra deduction & telling atsushi about ranpos lack of ability (notice the extra eye highlights in the first one) ↓

dazai learning abt ultra deduction in entrance exam ↓

D: “…I see,” Dazai mutters to himself after a few moments go by. “That’s it… That’s it! Ranpo’s skill is real! If you’re going to set a bomb, this fishing-gear shop is the only place that makes sense! Kunikida, we have to hurry!”

R: “I see the new guy’s blown away by how amazing I am.”

D: “I am! That was incredible! You are without a doubt an extraordinary detective! I’m so glad I joined this agency! Now come on! We don’t have time to waste, Kunikida! We’ll be able to make it before sundown if we leave now!”

(skip a bit)

D: “What amazed me was neither the novel idea of targeting an oil storage facility nor Ranpo’s skill. (...) Heh-heh. What surprised me the most was the fact that Ranpo’s ‘skill’ isn’t actually a skill at all. (...) That’s what makes it so amazing! Listen to this. When Ranpo was thinking, I sneaked up behind him and pinched some of his hair. (...) As you know, I can nullify people’s abilities just by touching them. I guess you could call me an anti-skill user. As long as I’m touching someone—no matter how powerful they may be—they will be unable to use their skill. So what I’m trying to say is… (...) It’s just simple deduction. He reached a theoretical conclusion in the blink of an eye based on his own observations and inferences. He linked his knowledge on disasters, the files on Alamta, and the map of Yokohama to come to a conclusion in a matter of seconds. It was like I was watching a great detective from a novel find out who was behind the crime— Wait. No, it was more like watching the famous detective at the end of a novel after solving all the cases. Without leaving the building or meeting the suspect, Ranpo figured out where the bomb was simply by glancing at the files we gave him. He possesses tremendous deductive and observational skills that your average fictional detective could only dream of. (...) That’s what impressed me. A skill would make this just another phenomenon, which wouldn’t even be surprising, let alone impressive. But Ranpo is utilizing his brain, something we all have, to reach these conclusions. (...) but… Wow! I still can’t believe how Ranpo figured that out just by looking at the documents we gave him. That guy’s got some serious powers of deduction and observation! And even Ranpo himself seems to think he’s using a skill. Man, that is one amazing detective. I need to start applying myself more.”

kunikida even says this ↓

K: “I’ve never seen you marvel over someone else’s skills like that before.”

meanwhile dazai witnessing corruption & explaining to steinbeck (something we canonically know inspires awe in him) ↓

more dazai talking about ranpo to note ↓

↑ "the one who transcended even ability users, the strongest man in the agency"

and everyone already knows how poe looks when ranpo uses ultra deduction (also im out of image slots)

ranpoezai should be a thing because both poe and dazai get stars in their eyes whenever ranpo uses ultra deduction in this essay i will

[poeisatransfemmelesbian]

them <333

ranpoezai....