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luxlightly · 2 months ago

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When you sell your soul to an Old God to always be killing people and then end up in the Always Killing People Dimension. Alternatively: "Death Knight Heaven is Everyone Else Hell. It's a very efficient system"

#quake #quake champions #death knight #ranger quakeman #my art

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luxlightly · 1 month ago

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Two seconds later he would ask whose sick severed hands these are and if he can have them. Later he'd remember neither interaction. That's a real cosmetic in the game for Death Knight, btw. His wife's hands.

(painted, just in case you forgot these are LADY hands!) Shub Niggurath plagued him with visions of madness that drove him to kill his wife and unborn child. Eventually the madness would claim him entirely and he'd trade his soul to Shub in return for being eternally at war.

#quake champions #death knight #death knight quake champions #ranger quakeman #ranger quake champions #quake #my art

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luxlightly · 2 months ago

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Presented without comment.

#ranger quakeman #quake #death knight #death knight quake champions #quake champions #what would the ship name for these two be?#for all of the one person (me) who ships it?

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luxlightly · 2 months ago

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Me, while my life is on fire around me in ways I can't really control, only try to get through: "Well. This isn't ideal. I guess the only thing left to do is start imagining Death Knight and Ranger Quakeman from Quake Champions exploring each other's bodies"

#quake #quake champions #ranger quakeman #death knight #what would the ship name be for them I wonder?#hear me out about this one okay #they're both dilfs #well they're both dads #well dk would have been if he hadn't killed his wife and unborn child in a fit of eldritch inspired madness #it's more to do with the fact that I think Ranger Quakeman should be the new Shub Niggurath #i think if you kill an Old God by teleporting inside it #then tearing the Dire Orb at the core of it from its unholy flesh and taking it into yourself #then using it for 20 years #you just get to be the new Old God #I think that has Consequences #and DK sold his soul to Shub #i think he'd figure out Ranger was the new Shub and follow him around like a lost puppy #and Ranger would HATE it but also it's better than the last 20 years of total loneliness #parallels of forgotten lives and families etc etc

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luxlightly · 2 months ago

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Ranger Quakeman, who went into the Slipgate in 1998 and has been in The Dreamlands ever since: "Boy I can wait to get back to Earth and bring my wife and kids to New York to see my two favorite buildings!"

#this thought physically attacked me when I was out walking my dog #and I needed to inflict it on as many people as possible

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