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[teekapoa]

What to do when a ransom lady goes into labor

[cupidblind]

random sims 3/?

[ddivilove]

𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝.

╰┈➤【𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏. . . 】

───────── ft. 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐂𝐒.

➤ SORANA . . .

You can't sleep? Well, Sorana is more than willing to do anything to help you. Need music to help? Sorana knows how to play the piano, harp, guitar, and flute. Not to mention she can sing as well. Just tell her to do something and she'll do it willingly. As long as you let her cuddle with you of course. If not then her instinct is to still cuddle with you anyway.

➤ KYOTO . . .

You can't sleep? Here comes Kyoto to help. At most he'd just beg you to sleep honestly. But if that doesn't help he can make you hot tea, massage you, or simply lay down with you and gaze at the stars together. A simple activity but joyous one.

➤ LUCIFER . . .

You can't sleep? Lucifer is more than willing to talk with you and question why you're still awake. Most times, he'll most likely allow you to stay awake if you're stubborn because he doesn't sleep and would much rather have someone by his side. But there are times when he'd force you to lie down and then rest his head on your chest, his whole body's weight on your lower half to ensure you don't go anywhere.

➤ LEGIS . . .

You can't sleep? Legis can't either. It's either he's too busy contemplating on his existence or crying because of the harsh truths he is told by his family. At most, you're the one comforting him to sleep. But there are times when Legis comes to his senses and helps you sleep with his songs.

➤ DEATH . . .

Ah yes, Mr. Strict would not allow you to ‘can't sleep’. Why would he? Sleep is important and a man like him knows so. Every time you beg to stay up with him, he simply straight up says no without any argument. Death is strict. Too strict sometimes. To the point that if you're not able to sleep, he'd take some of your cravings and hand them to you but next thing you know it you blackest out. And yes he drugged you.

───────── 𝐢𝐍𝐕𝐢𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐢𝐎𝐍𝐒. . .

@primordixl , @achy-boo , @hmerus , @lxdymoon0357 , @writerig , @roseadleyn

[anonpolls]

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[nando161mando]

[tomatomagica]

[velartis]

Franz Kafka, 1912

[hummingbird-hunter]

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

[boofinator]

Weird chairs

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[nekopuff]

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

[cupidblind]

random sims 2/?

[starbuck]

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

[chongoblog]

WAIT

I JUST REMEMBERED HEARING AN ELON MUSK QUOTE WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HE BELIEVES CHESS IS "TOO SIMPLE" OR WHATEVER AND HE SAID HIS FAVORITE GAME WAS A GAME CALLED "POLYTOPIA"

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT IVE PLAYED POLYTOPIA

It being Elon's favorite game (or at least one so important to him that his biographer dedicates a lot of time to it) is.....really really funny.

Basically, imagine Civilization, but as a mobile game. So like if Civilization Revolution was even more dumbed down (that's a Civilization insult. That's devastating. It's devastated right now). For what it's worth, it's not a bad game. On the contrary, from what I could tell in the little bit of time I played it, it's a perfectly competent game with good design. But it's not a deep game by any means. I played through it once, won easily on my first go, then saw that the other playable characters had barely any differences between them.

Like, not to imply you can judge a book by its cover, but here's what it looks like

I came across an article by Dave Karpf discussing this exact thing, and I think it describes it wonderfully

[anonpolls]

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