#random small objects

[stoatattack]

Weirdly specific, very small things I absolutely adore (some in an objectum way but not all of them)

[which-item-poll]

Website is in the tags!

I'm just gonna dump all of the new experimental formatted polls rn

[crazy-valley]

"HEY!! LET ME GO >:("

Agent phoenix with... Agent phoenix! I love myself some multiversesal shenanigans

[plarguhar]

hello object show community………

[waffliesinyoface]

i wish that drivers licenses were like. at all indicative of driving skill.

do you know what my driver's ed course was? "don't drink and drive, the gas is on the right, use your signal when you turn, and don't drink and drive. here is your learner's permit, if you go a few months without fucking up you will get a full license. please do not drink and drive."

which is insane to me, because as an 18 year old i probably should not have been given clearance to drive a several tonne death machine??

anyways I'm saying this because I've been driving for nearly a decade now, and dear god. there's a lot of people who just should not be on the road. i understand that this is a car-based country and we do not actually fucking have public transportation. but like. if you are operating a several tonne death machine you should ideally know how to do so in a way that does not make other people fear for their lives. If I am sitting and waiting to turn, I should not be in danger of nearly having the front of my car taken off because YOU decided that driving on the right side of the road was for squares, actually.

[pokeformerz]

I have such a love/hate relationship with HH...

love the huge step forward it has taken for indie animation,

hate how crazy it makes people

[schrodingers-romy]

thinkin abt quirks...

[girl-bateman]

it sounds so obvious now, but im pretty sure my physical problems rn can all be traced back to the fact that my brain and body has been in a constant hypervigilance and cortisol overload for 3 months straight. the dizziness, the blackouts, the acne, the constant nausea, the giant eyebags and sudden crows feet ?? Like yeah, no shit thats what happens when ur every waking hour is the equivalent of that camille preaker crying gif

[bunnightwing]

My kleptomania battling against my self preservation instincts about pocketing that one unopened razor blade that has been sitting on the table at my lab for weeks

[mosquitinho]

it's not much but i rly love this corner of our place

[dreamyberry]

sept 2022 + lockdown nails march 2020 🌻🍄☘️

[rathenarts]

Found in the gutter on the way to the store: a creachur.

[floorpancakes]

me vs the powerful urge to constantly make every tweet i see about the looooosers

[yourqueenb]

I guess I’ll buy it because the garment itself is actually really nice. I just hate the second headpiece 😭

[bolcseszgoblin]

I've witnessed these gentleman fixing my trackball mouse recipe: 1. get slightly drunk 2. get slightly high 3. open the thing 4. get higher while discussing options 5. sacrifice an old mouse for the switches 6. start soldering in the parts using a sewing needle and a torch lighter to heat it up 7. success

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[rodjanikov]

The notion that I might not be able to play piano ever again is quietly tearing me apart but I guess I should be more worried about the fact that I struggle to hold a pen for more than fifteen minutes