#random jumpscare

[violent138]

Questions I would've asked if I was conscious during le pandemie:

Did security guards at Arkham get lovely cards thanking them for being essential frontline workers?

Did the Penguin wear a penguin-themed mask?

Did organized crime face any consequences because messengers were isolating at home due to COVID? (Top brass is like exclusively old men so they took it serious)

Was Bruce Wayne a participant in a zoom celeb song session, or did his kids ban him from it saying that was a step too far?

Did Gotham's notoriously dedicated PhD students illegally conduct research anyways even at the height of the restrictions?

How many villains used vaccine drives for shenanigans? (I'm thinking Scarecrow, Tetch, Firefly and possibly Bane)

Would Damian have taken two weeks off patrol whenever Alfred got sick?

Did the Batsuits get Batmasks?

Did the Titans host nightly zoom sessions and coo over Lian?

Did Dick host alternate zoom sessions with his brothers?

Did the League keep calling Batman and Green Arrow because they were rich and could answer conspiracy questions?

[n0ahsferatu]

haven’t watched the star treks in five million years but this is what happened in In The Pale Moonlight right

(credit to @/sweepswoop_ on twitter who drew the original Labru meme!)

[canisalbus]

Everytime I see the bathtub drawing I worry for Vascos private parts.

He's wide open and Machete only need to be scared by a spider or a random horse and Vasco gets an accidental kick to the nuts.

I guess the chances of an errant horse showing up in their bathroom uninvited are low but never zero.

[pwippy]

anyways insert analysis on how vivinos typically portrays livelihood or humanity through the brightness of a characters eyes and how tills eyes were dull but the accessories and environment around him were artificially bright like they were trying to pull him into the system of performance

and how during the kiss a bright light was between ivan and till like how ivan was giving up his life for till and transferring his humanity to him

and how ivans eyes temporarily lost light but it returned after the last of his own life slipped away from him and how they shined knowing he succeeded at bringing back till from the "dead" at the expense of his own life (orpheus eurydice save me)

and how you *know* he succeeded because tills eyes shined looking at the person who broke him out of his trance. who didn't let him fall.

[k0nstanta]

[madamemiz]

kels n kerfs ft 10 ft tall wife

when does he get to be carried around like a purse dog

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Unfollow all you want, but you can't unsoak the pad.

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[furious-blueberry0]

I’ve been drawing Barriss so much with black eyes that I completely forgot that Mirialans have blue/purple eyes…

[catihere]

Someone go get Will

[devilart2199-aibi]

Thinking about Soundwaves face 🤔

[urclna]

I'm reading Sacred and Terrible Air rn and I had to do a double-take when I saw this illustration

"The hull of the ship bears the beautiful inscription “Harnankur” in the Graad script."

Yeah no that just says "pfkifiogk" in Georgian 😭😭

[violent138]

Not that he needs to be high to do it, but Bruce Wayne totally gets high, lies on the floor and carries on a full conversation with the bats living in his Cave.

[r0tt3nc0rps]

no you aint

[koifsssh]

WAH.

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??? RUE2>DMA?>???

FRILLSAND???

[ima-bellwoo]

VR Chat truly is a magical place.

[hools]

skimbleshanks the ☝ railway cat