#random jumpscare

[violent138]

Questions I would've asked if I was conscious during le pandemie:

Did security guards at Arkham get lovely cards thanking them for being essential frontline workers?

Did the Penguin wear a penguin-themed mask?

Did organized crime face any consequences because messengers were isolating at home due to COVID? (Top brass is like exclusively old men so they took it serious)

Was Bruce Wayne a participant in a zoom celeb song session, or did his kids ban him from it saying that was a step too far?

Did Gotham's notoriously dedicated PhD students illegally conduct research anyways even at the height of the restrictions?

How many villains used vaccine drives for shenanigans? (I'm thinking Scarecrow, Tetch, Firefly and possibly Bane)

Would Damian have taken two weeks off patrol whenever Alfred got sick?

Did the Batsuits get Batmasks?

Did the Titans host nightly zoom sessions and coo over Lian?

Did Dick host alternate zoom sessions with his brothers?

Did the League keep calling Batman and Green Arrow because they were rich and could answer conspiracy questions?

[n0ahsferatu]

haven’t watched the star treks in five million years but this is what happened in In The Pale Moonlight right

(credit to @/sweepswoop_ on twitter who drew the original Labru meme!)

[donutfloats]

Late night doodlies with @runningwithscizzorz

[canisalbus]

Everytime I see the bathtub drawing I worry for Vascos private parts.

He's wide open and Machete only need to be scared by a spider or a random horse and Vasco gets an accidental kick to the nuts.

I guess the chances of an errant horse showing up in their bathroom uninvited are low but never zero.

[dandp]

I really love phan being the only thing properly capitalized like yes king give that ship name the respect it deserves

[iknowicanbutwhy]

sometimes I go feral about when Siffrin just casually slipped in "Isabeau, taking care not to touch you because you're disgusting," and just continues narrating like it wasn't a gut punch. and then never put in that addition again. yeah okay buddy that's the most unreliable narrator you've been

[madamemiz]

kels n kerfs ft 10 ft tall wife

when does he get to be carried around like a purse dog

[k0nstanta]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Unfollow all you want, but you can't unsoak the pad.

Audio source

[atlasthecactus]

YIPPEE!!

[ruubyys1]

Su whispered sweet nothings into your ear as he held you gently in his arms. His voice was like a flowing melody that has been blowing with the winds crossing through. Every word in his tone was filled with sugar-coated sweetness, like strawberries kissed in the bright haze of the day.

He caressed your waist in smooth, small circles and eventually on the way to your back with his warm hand. Continuing to talk more about you and you only—

“I love you, [Name].” This time, his tone went slightly seductive yet remained the sweetness inside it.

I love this man so much.

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[violent138]

Not that he needs to be high to do it, but Bruce Wayne totally gets high, lies on the floor and carries on a full conversation with the bats living in his Cave.

[catihere]

Someone go get Will

[r0tt3nc0rps]

no you aint

[devilart2199-aibi]

Thinking about Soundwaves face 🤔

[urclna]

I'm reading Sacred and Terrible Air rn and I had to do a double-take when I saw this illustration

"The hull of the ship bears the beautiful inscription “Harnankur” in the Graad script."

Yeah no that just says "pfkifiogk" in Georgian 😭😭