#random fuckery

[chaoticdesertdweller]

He is risen. And this time, he IS stoned.

[predwolfxx121]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

I made these random drawings including a rough sketch for an upcoming digital art.

I just wanted to also mention that I got 377 subscribers on my YouTube channel as well as I have 381 followers on my TikTok so if anyone is interested in my art, please don't forget to see my other social media, I'll put the links to them in my bio.

Don't repost my art without my permission!

[dog-m3at]

Ⓧ!!!!! Ⓧ!!!!!!!!! Ⓧ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST

[stinky-raccoon1]

Mom: do you know tweety birds mother?

Me: no?

Mom: well you should, it’s big bird

Me, confused and very bewildered: but big bird is a man?? Your telling me a make bird Kate’s an egg and it hatched into tweety bird? So big bird is a trans man.

Mom (clearly fucking with me): yes, I can’t believe you didn’t know that

[dog-m3at]

DRUNK OCTOPUS DUO WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP

[sordid-dog]

[dog-m3at]

I love lotería and jacks!

Lotería⬆️

Jacks⬇️

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

COUNT PEARL TRANSITIONED??

good for him!!

[funishment-time]

danganronpa certainly isn't an ancient franchise but it's one that's seen a Lot of Change in the world if that makes sense. it's weird to think that it came out like 3? 4? console generations ago, technically. it's weird to think that it came out in an era where westerners still had to fanslate and lobby for moderate-to-major western releases of the stranger japanese games. it's weird to think we owe much of the western fandom to an online message board in the early 10s, and a single person (?) at that.

i haven't been here long but i love reading about DR fandom history. not even V3 was a simul-release: we didn't get it here until almost a year later from what i'm seeing. if there's another mainline-ish DR game, i wonder if Spikechun will give it to all of us at the same time?

[dog-m3at]

Get a pipe,

add the bomb,

and when it’s time,

I fucking run!

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[just-a-honey-badger]

i'm genderqueer as in genderstrange. it is weird, it is fucked up in every way. my gender is, and it is not. it is mine, and mine alone. i twist it and wind it and fuck it up more. i am everything. i am nothing. my gender is weird. and i love it.

[oliver-and-mushrooms]

Male or female?

No thanks, I'm taking the mushroom gender of

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[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

What are some instances of retconning in animorphs that you have noticed? (aside from the first book)

Honestly, Animorphs is not bad. Compared to Sherlock Holmes or Percy Jackson, there's hardly any retconning at all. Compared to series like Dune or X-Men that built in-story retcon mechanisms because of the infinite overlapping retcons, Animorphs is practically airtight. Not Harry Potter or Mistborn airtight, sure, but better than any other multi-authored 20+ book series I know.

However, there are some. Ax's mention in #8 of occasional hork-bajir wars doesn't fit with Hork-Bajir Chronicles showing they have no concept of violence before andalites arrive. Cassie's line about "my niece" in #37 is not in line with her saying her parents are her only family in #49. Rachel suspects at times that Jordan's a controller (#12, #22) but in #49 Jordan's dismissed as even a potential threat.

And then there's the absolute clusterfuck of Tobias's parentage.

In #3, he says "my parents died." In #13, it's "both my folks left a long time ago." In Andalite Chronicles, when Elfangor asks about Loren: "She disappeared. When I was just little... I guess she died." In #23, he says "both my parents are dead." But also DeGroot says "Your father... who died? That may not have been your real father" implying a stepfather we never meet. After Elfangor's will it kinda falls into place, but even then...

Elfangor says he and Loren were ~14 mentally, ~18 physically, when they got to Earth, and that "when she was ready by human standards, I married her." He mentions getting multiple college degrees, but that it's only "three years later" that the Ellimist abducts him back to space. No one apparently notices he was gone — Ax has no idea Elfangor lived on Earth, and didn't notice him missing (#8), so... he time-traveled back and lived those three years twice? And no one noticed him being seven years older because... Ellimist fuckery? There's mention of Loren dating someone else after Al's "death", so at least the random step-dad is consistent. But Loren doesn't mention him in #49, so I guess she got remarried and rewidowed between Tobias's birth and his third birthday, and then she forgot him.

Anywhoo, it kind of lines up sorta if you squint, but I'm 99.9% sure that there was some degree of retcon somewhere in there.

[dog-m3at]

I agree

a man with a helmet or mask that he never takes off is infinitely more sexy than an attractive man who sometimes wears a helmet. it’s about the mystery. the mystique. is there nothing under there or a monster under there or a scary looking guy (all three uniquely charming). you’ll never know. it’s also doubly attractive if he takes his shirt off but keeps the helmet on. you agree

[flyhighisco]

why do liverpool fans on twitter act like jude was going to sign for them and then made a last minute change to madrid???