#rando legacy

[cottlestonpie77]

Calum smugly walks around the apartment with his UNBURNED toaster pastries, rubbing it in Abner's face.

Abner: Eh, I don't think you really need to go to college, son. The only thing kids do at college these days is party.

Pretty sure Abner is just more worried about the cost.

OH HELL NO, BRANDI. These kids are like two days from being out of the house.

FUCK. That is all I have to say about that. These guys are elders in just a few days!

Calum's Ex: Oh, shit, there's Calum's dad. Do you think he saw me? Maybe he didn't see me.

Narrator: Abner did in fact see her.

Brandi: So please tell me we have the kids' old toys stored in a box somewhere so we don't have to rebuy everything, okay?

Narrator: They did not have any toddler things stored in a box somewhere

Calum: So yeah, not quite sure what to do about my psycho ex. She comes over every day and kicks the trash can over!

Dylan: Well, never stick your dick in crazy, Calum. That's my motto!

Calum: ...I'm still a virgin, Dylan.

Abner: So as I was saying, Dylan, college is useless and you really shouldn't attend.

Dylan: Dad, I'm a fortune Sim. I HAVE to go to college. I have a couple of scholarships, it'll be FINE.

Well, here we go again.

And this is how little Edward? I think? Was brought into the world, amidst the stench of his father's poop.

Sorry for the crappy screenshot and cropping lol

Calum sits and contemplates why he thought it would be a good idea to have sex with his wife with no birth control.

Dylan wonders why he has to spend his final days at home sharing them with an infant.

But he's an adorable big brother.

Brandi, wondering how this happened so late in life. I'll tell you, Brandi! ALL THE WOOHOO.

Fitness is Dylan's chosen hobby so he jump ropes a lot. Remind me to get a default workout outfit for teens, please.

She's your mom's friend, Dyla! Stop it.

Calum: Dammit (ex-girlfriend who's name I can't remember), quit coming over here and kicking over our trash can! I don't want to call the cops but I will if I have to!

Dylan: We broke up because you were crazy mean to me and made me cry at the birthday party! Now MOVE ON, please!

Ex-girlfriend does not understand why Calum should be so angry and this is because ex-girlfriend is an idiot crazy lady.

Calum ages up to adult while Brandi burns hamburgers.

Abner tries not to choke on the blackened burgers...

...while Calum has a nervous breakdown in the bathroom about his crazy-exgirlfriend.

And also the fact that he didn't go to college.

Bye, Calum! Enjoy your new townie life!

[fallstaticexit]

[simatrix]

Alberto hosted a New Year's Eve party, mostly because he needs to appeal a community policy so that he can vote on a policy for his aspiration since we have the max amount of policies in place in this community right now. So, he hosted a party to schmooze and get signatures for his appeal.

[punkitt-is-here]

>pirate software >doesn't condone pirating software

smh

[measlyscrapofseafood]

rinzler w a sword be upon yee

[madebysimblr]

Takuya: Make yourselves at home, I'll whip up something to eat. Ah admiring my work?

Envy: You're a photographer?

Takuya: Yup. I appreciate beauty.

Envy: I can see that.

Takuya: [chuckles] Mainly I do a lot of work for the Komorebi Tourism Board.

Envy: Do any work with musical artists?

Takuya: Not yet. Would love to though.

[strangecowplant]

i made some of my friends (@raredrop) console gijinka ocs to playtest my game with the other day, say hello to my favourite himbo: xbox series x

[ali3npixls]

Charlie said to hell with Travis and is now a vampire married to caleb <3

[orbitsuns]

[macaroones]

Hogwarts legacy has no beans so it’s a -1000/10 for me 😡

[meowmeowmessi]

there is a thing called retiring with grace. saudi league ain't it. i know he won the wc but that doesn't mean he can just shamelessly dick around now. have some standards for your fave damn?

[priceforrottenjudgement]

I feel like we never talk about how soul shattering it is to have long and civil conversations with ppl who are misinformed on social topics, gently coaxing them out of their bubble of prejudice, only for some self righteous, snappy 19 year old to burst in and go "wow you havent let go of these bigoted views youve been fed your entire life by all the people you know and love??? Literally go kill yourself 🤪🤪" and when you go like wow thanks for ruining literal hours of trying to get this person to sympathise with our cause the 19 yo goes "why the fuck are you defending them, why were you even talking to them, ew, are you sympathising with the oppressor? 🤢 are you trying to form a connection so that they might be forced to see you as a person and feel compassion for you?? 🤮"

Like ofc its so much fucking easier to tell someone to fuck off. Its so much fucking more satisfying to clap back at randos online. Its hard to have to convince people to see other people as human. It feels horrible to have to reach out to bigots just in case you might still be able to make them understand.

Its perfectly fine if you cant do that, but im BEGGING you to not ruin the effort of people actually trying, simply because you feel morally superior bc you WOOOW realised that someones views are bigoted and outdated like NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Do you want a medal for realising that ppl in mostly conservative, non lgbt communities MIGHT hold anti lgbt views? What are you doing about it tho?

[cookies-sims]

pepita is tired of doing life alone and thinks it's time to shack up!

[idletrait]

Playing the sims 3 to get my horse girl fix

[sparepartsbacc]

Sir, please refrain from smoking in the store.

[possqueen]

RATING THE SAW ANTAGONISTS

John Kramer: he got pretty insufferable after he died and his worldview was incredibly spotty. what the fuck was his motive? was it the cancer? was it the dead baby? was it the car crash? who knows. 5/10

Amanda Young: what the fuck is your problem you get put into a death trap that didnt even inflict any physical pain on YOU to escape and that makes you want to put even more people in death traps? you're not jigsaw bitch 4/10

Mark Hoffman: dude just can't stop stabbing cops in the chin. 8/10

Dr. Gordon: i dont like the weak "he was there The Whole Time" shit but at least we actually like. knew him and his involvement explains a lot of the weird medical stuff that happens in the sequels. 6/10

What's his fuck: what was the dude from jigsaw even named? i dont remember. all i remember about this man is they pulled the "he was there THE WHOLE TIME" weak ass shit. 1/10

Detective Schenk: pretty cool that he wanted to get rid of shitty cops but im docking points because it was done from a "not all cops" perspective rather than from an acab perspective. 6/10