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youngeditor1999 · 1 year ago

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PART TWO!!!!

Moving on to the other Packers who would be in this film...

But first, before that, a bit of background:

In 80 for Brady, Rob Gronkowski, Julian Edelman and Danny Amendola were all indeed in it!!

Their parts were small overall but still made a difference to the plot. (:

It was great to see them play their roles and I fully believe that the Packers you have mentioned could easily find their own roles as themselves just as Rob, Julian, and Danny did.

So without further ado!!:

Bakh, for those who might not know, is David Bakhtiari. ⬇️

He is the Packers offensive tackle.

I highly recommend looking up other pictures of David; this man seems to be extremely entertaining and perfect for what the overall vibes of what this movie would be. (Also, yes, he absolutely would be making 69 jokes the entire time; especially because that's his actual jersey number!!)

Meanwhile, Cobb is Randall Cobb. ⬇️

Randall is a Packers wide receiver.

He doesn't take himself to seriously and yeah, would also blend in seamlessly with the rest of the cast!!

I'd also like to add wide receiver Jordy Nelson to the cast. ⬇️

I know that Jordy is retired now, but he's still a Packers icon and I think that he definitely deserves to have a small role in this movie as well. 😊

Last but not least, I'm gonna expand upon your "everybody gets COVID" ending!!

So they all eventually do make it to the game and see Aaron win.

Before that though, each of them individually run into Martin Kove's cop character.

When the first character out of the Dodgers sees Kove, they are shocked and a little frightened, even though they all know that he's coming for them and are of course wearing hilarious disguises.

Eventually, as each one runs into him, they all get a big kick out of talking to him without him knowing about who they actually are.

After the game is finished, they are able to leave the stadium without getting caught, but right when they are getting ready to drive off, Martin finally recognizes them and tries to stop them.

Luckily, it's right then that they randomly see Matt LeFleur (Green Bay's head coach!!) and are able to convince him they are with him.

(Matt!! ⬇️)

Martin is like, "Ummm...sure, ok, I highly doubt this, but whatever. I am gonna come back for all of you though!"

He storms away and they thank Matt for having their backs even though he doesn't know them at all. 🤭

They continue on their journey, now getting ready to go back to Canada, but make a top at a little restaurant before going back to the hotel.

They're sitting around, eating and reminiscing about how it's unfortunate that they didn't get to meet Aaron.

Just then though, the restaurant door opens and who should walk in but the man himself. 😎

He's all alone and after the waiter/waitress takes his drink order, they all dare each other to go up to him. Jeff Bridges character is the one who does, and they have a nice little conversation before Jeff invites the rest of the gang over to chat and get pictures with Aaron.

A week later, everyone is on video chat talking to each other virtually instead of in person because they all caught COVID from Aaron. ("It was worth it though!" They all agree.)

The final scene is a call back to something that happened in the first act when we were getting to know everybody; something goofy but still "awweeeee!!!" worthy. (:

Martin Kove also gets some kind of last shot in there too! 😅🕵🏻‍♂️

Last but not least, there's a post-credit scene of Aaron with Matt in a smoke-filled room, surrounded by lots of other handsome men (other footballers but also random hot men as well 😏😉😌). They have a short back-and-forth before enjoying a little kiss with each other. 🥰

And that's the end!!

THAT'S Draft Dodgers for Rodgers!!!!

WHEW!!!

In conclusion of my very long answer, I just wanna say that I had the best time imagining and working through all of this, Anon!!!!

I'm not sure what inspired you to bring this idea to me, but I'm super thrilled that you did!!!!! 🤩🔥💯💥

Thank you for being patient and waiting on me to reply to you!!

I knew that I was eventually gonna answer you, but as mentioned above, just needed a little time to gather the additional information and pictures that you see here. 😊

This is all-around a super fun idea!! 💖

Thanks again for sharing it with me and major Kudos to you for thinking it up in the first place!!!!!

I feel like a spiritual sequel to “80 for Brady” would be “Draft Dodgers for Rodgers” in which 4 ancient hippies from the Vietnam era (Steve Buscemi, Geoffrey Rush, Al Pacino, John Goodman) sneak across the border from Canada in an attempt to watch fellow hippie Aaron Rodgers get to his second Super Bowl at age 54. Martin Kove plays a hard nosed yet incompetent cop trying to catch them. Bakh and Cobb are there too. Christopher Walken makes an appearance because it’s that kind of movie. There’s at least 1 extended ayahuasca hallucination scene. Everybody ends up getting covid

Alright, anon, here I am, ✨FINALLY✨ publishing your amazing and funny idea!!!

It took me a minute (ok, a few days...👀🤭😜💓) because I wanted to find clips and pictures for all of everything you have describe. 😊🌟💯🔥

First and foremost, I would so go see this movie if it were real. (For context, I saw 80 for Brady the weekend it was released because of course I did 😅💞)

This idea overall sounds silly, entertaining a.f. and all around like a good time!!

To add onto your idea:

It would at least have to be rated PG-13, especially because of the ayahuasca hallucination scene. I also suspect that there will be a bit of swearing, heavy partying and drinking, too. PLUS not to mention that they are on the run from the law and that will provide a whole 'nother set of mischievous/dubious acts. 😏😉😝

Real quick, for those who might not know, this is what Google says the definition of "ayahuasca" is:

"A South American psychoactive and entheogenic brewed drink traditionally used both socially and as a ceremonial or shamanic spiritual medicine among the indigenous peoples of the Amazon basin, and more recently in North America and Europe."

(In other words, hippie tea 😅☮️🫖🍵)

Now, as for who's gonna direct this amazing monstrosity, I have pulled together three options.

There's Kyle Marvin, who directed 80 for Brady.

Then I have Peter Segal, who directed two of my personal favorites, Tommy Boy and 50 First Dates.

Last but not least, there's Dennie Gordon as an option. Dennie was the director of the first Joe Dirt movie (comedy writer Fred Wolf directed the second).

Either one of these three would be wonderful and would understand that there is a more deeper heart and soul in the middle of this otherwise goofy flick. (:

Anon, you and I seem to understand each other, so I'm gonna go ahead and say that we can be co-screenwriters and executive producers for this!!!

If we really were out to make this, that is. 🤭😊🤓

ALSO!!! Draft Dodgers for Rodgers is an EXCELLENT title; I love it a lot and am really proud of you for coming up with this title (and the idea in general, of course!!)!!

Now, before moving on to everything else, I must discuss this film's soundtrack.

Clearly there's gonna be a lot of classic rock and older country tunes because that's the era that these men are from.

The classic rock is not gonna be anything too rough/screamy/meataly, though...I'm primarily thinking about stuff from the mid 60's and most of the 70's. Cover songs from and during this era are absolutely acceptable. 😌

Also, because this is an Aaron Rodgers movie, there has got to be a few Taylor Swift songs mixed in as well!!

I don't know if he can, but Aaron can try to pick put his top three tracks from each album/era as songs to possibly put into the overall end product.

And you know what, while we're at it...

Dolly Parton recorded a new, original song specifically for 80 for Brady so whose to say that Taylor couldn't do the same for this movie?!

Her fans, Aaron included, would be very likely to love it, no matter what it sounds like. (:

Now, to address all of your points...!!

I'd like to take a moment to share the other ask you sent me after I wrote this (the first post, hehe).

Replacing Geoffrey Rush with Jeff Bridges was a really great call; I'm so glad that you remembered Aaron's obsession with The Big Lebowski and the exact sweater that he copied from that movie!!! For everyone's viewing pleasure, here is Aaron wearing said sweater next to a still of Jeff's character (named The Dude) wearing the sweater.

Also, I wouldn't be me if I didn't find pictures of the rest of this hypothetical cast, just so that everyone knows for sure what these guys look like.

Top Left: Jeff Bridges

Top Right: Al Pacino

Middle Left: Steve Buscemi

Middle Middle: John Goodman

Middle Right: Martin Kove

Bottom Left: Christopher Walken

(And yes, that is a picture of Geoffrey Rush (bottom right) because even though Jeff Bridges replaced him, people still deserve to know he looks like in case they don't!!)

Additionally, saying that Weird Al should perform his Jeopardy Song was brilliant!! Fans of Aaron know that he loves Jeopardy and even got the chance to participate in some game, as seen here and here. (He also had the opportunity to host once, but the only clip that I could find of that was this. 😩)

P.S.-Here is the Jeopardy song for those who don't know it 🙂: https://youtu.be/BvUZijEuNDQ

THIS IS PART ONE!!!

I'm gonna reblog for Part Two because I have a few more pictures to share but for some reason, Tumblr won't let me add any more photos to this current post. 😒🙄☹️

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