#ramon the raccoon

[idfk-im-bad-at-names]

Ramon is making me cry again :'(

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[ravendarkwood]

Some of my favorite things about Chayanne!

He likes swimming! The reason Phil has that bath outside of his house is because that was a little swimming area for Chayanne when Philza and Missa first build his house. Swimming was one of the first things he did when they got him up the wall (it was very cute). I also very distinctly remember a moment where Phil and Chayanne visited Bad's house, and Chayanne took off his armor and swam for a bit in this two by two infinite water source that Bad had inside his house while Phil and Bad talked. He wants to be a water dragon when he hatches into a dragon.

He likes being up high! Or, if there's a random block up a bit higher than other blocks Chayanne will get up onto it. A very popular choice is that orange wool that is outside of his house. If I remember correctly Missa gave it to him for a bed (this was the first day and they didn't know how the eggs operated so they didn't know that he had like a bed bed. They also fed him seeds for a while because they didn't know he needed actual food).

Chayanne used to throw himself off of the wall a lot, which is why the fence and walls were put up. I think he enjoys making his fathers worry and likes exciting things. I saw a twitter post point out that Chayanne used to be a lot more disobedient until one day that led to Ramon's first death, and that's been living rent free in my head.

Chayanne can be suspicious of strangers! The first time that Wilbur showed up at Chayanne's house he attacked him before Phil reassured Chayanne that Wil was a friend. Another time this is illustrated is that one of the first times Chayanne met Richarlyson he asked him a bunch of questions trying to figure out here he came from.

Going off that last bit, Chayanne is actually interested in knowing about the mysteries going on in the island when it pertains to the safety of others. He questioned Richarlyson when he first showed up, asking where he came from and if he was a danger to others, and the day that Phil had to defend Chayanne , Richarlyson, and Leo from the code Phil actually wanted to leave early, but Chayanne wanted to stay because he was eavesdropping on the other adults because they were talking about the eggs.

Chayanne is very quiet! He's said a few times that he struggles with words and expressing himself, and he uses body language to communicate a lot. One of my favorite moments is when he threw Phil is sword, and then started shift dancing on top of the anvil because it was low on durability and he wanted Phil to repair it. Phil was talking to Wil at the same time, and didn't know what Chayanne meant until he clarified it.

Speaking of shift dancing, Chayanne does it a lot. One of my favorite dance moves is when he jumps in the air, spins in a circle, all while shifting. It just makes Chayanne look very excitable and I think it's cute.

If I remember correctly Chayanne's first pet was the white cat that's in the boat outside of Phil's house. It's name is Avocado. Chayanne seems to really enjoy small animals in general, having cats, raccoons, parrots, and axolotls as pets. Phil actually took Chayanne and Tallulah into a cave, and Chayanne took a dive off of the cliff to get one of the axolotls, which lead to a bunch of mobs attacking him. I think that one was one of the two that lived in the pond in front of the house, but I think they accidentally got wiped when other mobs got deleted.

Going off of the last point, when Chayanne sees a raccoon in the wild, he'll pause, crouch down in front of it, stare at it for a few seconds, before going back to running again.

Despite what Phil says, Chayanne actually does enjoy decorating and things looking good. He and Tallulah decorated the basement together, and he argued a bit with BBH when he told Chayanne to use the block enforcer in his safe room because it would make the blocks ugly. He was wanting to decorate his safe room for a while before they got to it.

Chayanne also has some Autumnal vibes to him. When he decorates he uses a lot of oranges and yellows and dark woods and red leaves, and uses jack-o-lanterns a lot for lighting. Since he's gotten it he's also been favoring his jack-o-lantern staff when not in fights, a few times conjuring a Mr. Pumpkin to hang around him. He also has a lot of death vibes, but so does his entire family so.

Chayanne wears a skull helmet a lot when he doesn't need to wear full armor. Missa made him a whole set so they could match, and Chayanne likes wearing it. Recently he's also been wearing a king's crown a lot more, and mixed with Bonnie's "he smells like an old king" thing, this is most likely a reference to Technoblade.

After coming back with cracks Chayanne was very disappointed with himself and that his siblings and him got hurt, and even said that he wanted to be strong like Technoblade. Phil managed to cheer him up by giving him a pep talk about getting back up when pushed down and if Chayanne was Phil's little hero.

Chayanne tends to write and all lowercase, including referring to himself and other's names, but that's not an always thing.

Chayanne and Tallulah are pretty much a team at this point. They'll very often say things like "I've got your back" and things like that to each other when they need reassurance. I bet a lot of people who don't watch Phil have seen Chayanne's "u and me, u and me always" sign to Tallulah when she was extremely distressed about being dirty.

Chayanne tends not to hit people. This is true of Tallulah and Phil too, with Phil only hitting Chayanne or Tallulah by accident or like when it's meant to be a high five or something, and Tallulah gets into slap fights with Chayanne sometimes when they disagree with each other or hits Phil when he says a joke she doesn't like, but Chayanne doesn't usually hit people? When he wants someone to read his sign he stands next to it and does a shift dance or jumps until they notice.

My favorite scene with Chayanne and Phil:

Chayanne: "I mean, gosh I'm bad with words! I don't want to die, I won't die soon, I take everything you [Philza] showed us seriously. Thank you so much of [for?] that. When the giant squid grabbed me I was shaking bc [because] I thought that was the end of it. So yeah, it's not a good feeling."

[A few minutes where they talk about pictures, and Chayanne seems to collect his thoughts?]

"There's something else I want to say. Last time with Forever, I spent so much time out of home. It was nice but felt weird. I'm always saying I want to go to dungeons, but my life so far has been pretty chill. And you know what, I love it it's perfect. I wouldn't change it."

Philza: "Aw, I'm glad Chayanne, I'm glad. I was getting a bit worried I'll be honest when I came back from TwitchCon or wherever and I heard that you had been going through dungeons and stuff and you had so much fun I was like 'aw man. Am I a bad dad?'."

Chayanne: "I once said this to Dad Missa. I don't envy anyone, or anything. I love our current family."

This turned out way longer than I meant it to be. I dunno, what are some of your favorite things about your favorite eggs that people might not know?

[thecoddaughter]

I’m vod watching yesterday’s fit stream and Ramon & Sunny captured a raccoon for Pepito and I can just picture when Roier is back, seeing his child holding a raccoon and shedding a tear. Poor baby would be so confused.

[spacefinch]

Incorrect Quotes: Wild Field Trips edition, part 2:

Ralphie: I'm in my mum's car, vroom vroom.

Dr. Tennelli: Get out of me car!

Ralphie: Awww.

Martin: You have entered RADICAL SATURDAY

Aviva: Today's Friday, though.

Martin: IRRELEVANT

Zach: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Gourmand: Go back to sleep AND STARVE.

Alternatives to “Ladies and gentlemen”:

D.A.: Ladies, gentlemen, and others

Carlos: Ladies and germs

Koki: Beloved friends and tolerated acquaintances

Wanda: Allies, enemies, and those I’m still deciding about

Zach: Fellow scoundrels

Tim: Entities of interest

Jenny: Guys, gals, and non-binary pals

Evan: All y’all

Tim: Folks

Dr. Tennelli: Distinguished guests

Ralphie: Comrades

Martin: My dudes

Chris: A warm welcome to everyone who managed to sneak past the Zachbots

Mikey: Eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. Your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer.

Ronan: Fork

Mikey: Oh, yeah, I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin.

Jimmy: Um, you seem to forget that ‘chips’ can also mean fries. And that’s probably what he was talking about, haha

Mikey: I did not forget anything. I purposely ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out.

Keesha: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? I find that hard to believe. Stop feeding me these lies.

Chris: Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

Carlos: And to be honest, it was a little bit frightening.

Ralphie: KNOWLEDGE is knowing that a tomato is technically a fruit.

Phoebe: WISDOM is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ralphie: PHILOSOPHY is wondering if a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

Dr. Tennelli, about to kick them both out of the kitchen: COMMON SENSE is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie.

Martin: I put my Creaturepod down and now I can't find it.

Chris: Want me to call it?

Martin: It's on silent.

Chris: I'll call it anyway.

*Everyone stands around listening for a faint buzzing sound*

Carlos: I'm going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands.

Aviva: You cannot give raccoons that kind of power!

Wanda: The opposite of "the elephant in the room" is "the centipede in the room." Something that's not actually an issue, but everyone's freaking out about.

Chris: As someone who has worked with venomous animals, I can assure you that a centipede in the room is in fact a very big issue.

Gavin: If you have knees, you are valid.

Phoebe: Homophobes have knees, too.

Gavin: Not for long.

Carlos: Who is teaching my dad Zoomer slang?

*earlier*

Mr. Ramon (via text message): What do you think? I totally stan it

Carlos: Stop

Keesha: Stop excluding the B from LGBT. I'm sick of it. British people should be proud of who they are. Screw you.

Zach: What means “I hate you” in dinosaur?

Carlos: No. Dinosaur is the language of love.

Katie: I almost dropped my Creaturepod on my soft carpeted floor but thank god I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead.

Wanda: I heard my brother [Henry] say he was going to Dairy Queen, so I snuck in his car and he has no idea I’m here.

Wanda: He asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor and said “I was thinking about a milkshake." I have never heard two teenage boys scream louder.

Carlos: Do not stand near the open fire when you have a tube of cocoa butter in your thigh pocket.

Jenny: This is so oddly specific. What happened?

Carlos: I am confident in your ability to figure it out from the clues provided.

Aidan: You’ve heard of mom friends. Now get ready for: Anti-mom friend. They suggest every single impulsive thought that runs through their head like, "Hey, what if you jumped in that pond in the middle of the night?" to the group while the mom friend begs them to stop.

Phoebe: Eldest sibling friend.

(Both of them look at Carlos)

Keesha: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?

Martin: Microwave for 40 minutes

Keesha: Why were you microwaving a lemon??

Martin: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges), but we don't have a big enough pot on the Tortuga.

Keesha: Did you burn an orange too? How??

Martin: Microwave for 40 minutes

Carlos: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Phoebe: Are you okay?

Carlos: My cat stole my freakign garlic bread.

Carlos: A theif

DA: Thief?

Carlos: Theif

DA: I before e, except after c

Carlos: Thceif

DA: No

Dr. Skeledon: Children, this is dirt.

Arnold, Carlos, and Phoebe: dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt?

Wanda: My mom is asleep, quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words.

Phoebe: 💀Tax evasion

Keesha: 💀Gerrymandering

Carlos: 💀Music piracy

Gavin: 💀Rug burn

Mikey: 💀Frick

[stars-are-just-ghosts]

Happy New Year, Here's Some Fanfic...

Here's to another successful rotation around the sun! In honor of all of us getting through some pretty awful crap, of experiencing some wild and entertaining moments, and of getting to feel even a few minutes of immeasurable joy this past year, I'm posting my 'anthology' of one-shots and stories for y'all.

I don't have a lot to give you. But I do have old words and fresh ideas. So for all of you who know me, who have stuck with my stories, or simply liked some as you went along, I hope every good thing happens to you this year.

I hope your coffee or tea or energy drink always tastes perfect, and that when you step out your door, you always see a reason to smile. I hope you never have to step on a lego while barefoot, that you always find a spoon when you need one, and that your dog / cat / raccoon / possum / unicorn continues to do things you find indescribably adorable. I hope you know that in this vast universe of loneliness and exhaustion and 'something's not quite right,' you've got me. You've got that guy over there. You've got all of us.

We don't have it all together. No one does. We're all making it up as we go along. But that doesn't mean we have to do it alone.

It's okay to feel small and lost. It's okay to not have a resolution. It's okay that all you did was get up this morning. All these wishes I'm sending out into the ether belong to you, too.

So, as old and worn out as the saying goes, Happy New Year.

This is also a reminder that this rather unpopular tumblr blog is a safe space. For fanfic readers and writers. For artists. For LGBTQ+. For those who see beauty in all this dark around us. For disabled. For autistic. For people who like black coffee. For all of us.

And if you're just finding me now, come on in. Do you like dogs? I have three. Do you like shipping ships? Well, take a seat and tell me all about yours. Do you just want to be quiet for a bit? No problem, I've got extra comfort items just for that occasion. You're family now.

Welcome home.

All my love,

QuietDarkness P.S. Do you have one-shots you'd like me to write? A story idea you'd like to collab on? I know I'm notorious for writing for very specific ships and fandoms, but believe me, I would love to write for more. Or I'll keep writing for the ships/fandoms I've already done. Just let me know! I'd love to hear from you. Heck, I'd love to hear from you no matter what.

Complete:

The Walking Dead (Daryl Dixon/OFC):

The Flash - Harrisco (Cisco Ramon/Earth-2Harrison 'Harry' Wells):

Work In Progress:

The Flash - Harrisco (Cisco Ramon/Earth-2 Harrison 'Harry' Wells) Sequel to 'Borrowed Forgiveness':

The Flash - Harrisco (Cisco Ramon/Earth-2 Harrison 'Harry' Wells) One-Shots:

Supernatural - Destiel (Dean Winchester/Castiel) One-Shots:

Stargate: Atlantis - McShep (Rodney McKay/John Sheppard) One-Shots:

Works On Hiatus:

The Walking Dead (Daryl Dixon/OFC):

Stargate: Atlantis - McShep (Rodney McKay/John Sheppard):

The Flash - Harrisco (Cisco Ramon/Earth-2 Harrison 'Harry' Wells):

[eddiessidegirl]

Your DMs are always welcome, my dear. Ohh! I almost forgot! I have a prompt for you. Congrats on the followers! You deserve it 💕 I wanna do a fun sleepover too, really soon.

Could I possibly request Eddie with an alt/punk girlfriend? I don't usually see a whole lot of Punk!Reader and it would make my week. Something fluffy and fun, no pressure.

Omg, this took forever and I’m so so so sorry 😭 please forgive me. I hope this is good, and makes sense.

For Want Of

Summary: Punkrocker Tara is in love with Eddie Munson

Pairing: Eddie x Punk/Alt!Fem Reader

Warnings: Standard 18+ for my blog, this is a fluff piece, angst (if you squint), mutual pining, minor drug use and drinking (typical teen shit), let me know if I missed anything

Word count: 4166 words

Alarm clock blaring, record player left in the final stages of playing last nights record, and the person sized lump on the bed under the covers. This was how Tara’s mother found her in the morning on this particular Friday morning. “Tara, I swear to Jesus himself if you do not get out of bed this minute, you’re losing car privileges this weekend and you will not be able to go hang out with your little friends. You’ll be forced to clean out the garage with your father.” A cigarette dangled from her mothers thin, pursed lips her fake attempt at being a good mother was such a lie. She was only mad that her stupid church friends heard that her only daughter was out at all hours of the night hanging out with other teens who dressed like she did: coloured hair, dark makeup and listening to Misfits on full blast while driving the streets of Hawkins, Indiana. But most of all her mother hated hearing she’d been seen talking to and being around a one Eddie Munson. He was a drug dealer, a cult leader, and he listened to “that God awful music” as her mother put it.

“Will you lower your fucking voice? I heard you the first time you bellowed at me like an hour ago. Fucks sake.” Her voice draped in sleep, mascara and eyeliner smudged and giving her the raccoon look. Tara pushed the blankets back and slid into her jeans and pulled a Ramones shirt over her head - not bothering with a bra.

Jonathan was already waiting outside for her, mug of coffee in hand for her to drink while they drove to pick up Robin, his little brother Will in the back seat, his newest companion guide for his game night with his friends in hand, he didn’t even notice her sliding into the front seat. “So, is today the day? Or are you never gonna tell him? I mean Graduation is coming up quick, and you’re not gonna be here forever,” He asked her, he’d known she’d had a thing for the town drug dealer for ages but never worked up the courage. Sure she could throw down with assholes who grabbed her ass but Munsons’ chocolate eyes just made her stomach do flips. Her arm reached across the front seat and she shoved her best friend.

“Shut it, Byers. What about you and Wheeler? You guys gonna cut the shit and finally figure out your college bull? Or are you just gonna pretend that you still haven’t gotten your rejection letter to Emerson?” He shot her a nasty look, but it softened when he saw she was just poking fun at him, she laughed teasingly an scooped her hair into a bun.

They secured Robin who was all giggles about this girl Vickie and she loved how happy her friend was, being yourself was hard in this town but the three of them did their best to never hide their true selves around each other. It just sucked big time that the rest of the town didn’t subscribe to the same thoughts and feelings.

-

Tara had turned 18 in December, and while Eddie was still in high school he was a super senior, 19 going on 20. She’d liked him ever since she could remember, but it became more prevalent when he turned up to school when she was 13 and he 15, his buzzed hair grown out and dressed in a battle vest and leather with heavy metal band pins all over it. She herself had always been more into the punk scene. She’d seen the Clash in concert in Chicago with Jonathan and they were planning to she The Cramps this summer before she moved for college. But she could tolerate his music tastes, if only he paid her an ounce of attention aside from selling her dime bags here and there.

She’d gotten lost in her thoughts and wasn’t paying attention as they exited the car, “watch it freak I don’t want to catch whatever it is you have wrong with you.” Carol Perkins cackled and turned back towards her friends, brushing off pretend dirt as they walked away from the group. Tara flipped them all the middle finger and shoved her bag further up her shoulder. “Christ, you’d think she’d have levelled out after Wheeler smacked her when she made fun of her for dating you…” Tara muttered to Jonathan. Will had quickly gotten out of the car and was running towards his little nerd herd, the four of them colliding around Eddie and his friends, collectively they were the Hellfire Club, the only Dungeons and Dragons club in all of Hawkins and subsequently made them the butt of every joke, but Tara knew that after the years of trauma those kids had suffered they deserved too feel some happiness even if they were mocked behind their backs.

Robin nudged her back “can you go get us some weed for this weekend? I can’t get caught with it in my room again, my parents are already on edge after the last time.” There was a smile on her friends lips that said this was more than a transactionary meeting that would be happening.

A small huffing noise came from Taras throat. “Later. I’ll pop a note into his locker for a lunch meeting.”

Which she did, it was a folded triangle note with few words “Forest clearing. Lunch. -T” Eddie pocketed the note, grinning, Tara was his favourite customer, not only because she was a consistent buyer which made it possible to do upkeep on his van but also because she was a person who didn’t judge him, her being hot was just a bonus. And what Tara didn’t know is that he had a thing for her too, and she’d never noticed that he gave a deep discount on all her purchases. Hell, she could ask to walk on his back in her Docs and he’d say “yes please” and ask her to do it again.

-

Lunch rolled around and both parties were walking enthusiastically towards the meeting spot, Eddie, lunch box in hand and Tara, with her headphones on listening to a mix-tape that Byers had given her to check out.

She was walking head down and collided with something hard, but also soft, clearly a person. She took off her headset and yelled “Hey! Watch where the fuck you walk asshole!” But when she actually focused on who she was yelling at it her whole face went beet red, in fact if you’d placed her face next to an actual beetroot you wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference between the two. It was Eddie. He’d been standing by the bench watching her walk towards him the whole time and when she smacked into him he lost it. His body was rocking back and forth with laughter, tears streaming down his cheeks as he tried to compose himself, one of his ringed hands clutching the picnic table for stability.

“I’m so sorry, that was actually one the best things I’ve seen, T.” His voice slightly hoarse from laughing, “y-you just..and then…oh my god.” And he was off again.

Tara tried her hardest to be mad, but she couldn’t, it was funny, and the hard shell exterior she had always cracked a little when she was around Eddie. “Shuddup Munson…” she mumbled, her mouth in a smile, reaching to punch his arm lightly. “I’m supposed to be here buying weed, not making you piss yourself.”

He sat down and placed his elbow on the table, his lunchbox beside him, hand tucked under his chin, “ooo a woman serious about her business.. I love it” his eyes sparkled and watched her sit, clocking the fact that’s her chest jostled freely but focused on her face. “How much are we talking?” His nimble fingers opening the lunch box, gesturing to the nuggets inside.

“An eighth’ll do.. it’s for Robin, Jon and I for the weekend, we’re going to watch movies and play some pool at the Byers since their moms going to Hoppers this weekend,” he’d nodded and starting doling it out, it was like time slowed down and then sped up because before Tara knew it her mouth was speaking words and she couldn’t stop them from coming, “y-you should come too, Jon’s bringing Nancy and Robin will be bringing Vickie, I really don’t want to be playing pool on my own.” The blush had come back just as strong only now it was creeping down her neck and disappeared into her shirt. What was she doing? This was stupid. She told herself of course he didn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of 18 year olds.

“Sure, I mean, I’ve got nothing better to do, just running campaign tonight and then free all weekend.” She couldn’t tell if he was joking or not, but it didn’t seem like it. Her heart raced. “It’s on me since I’ll be there, don’t worry about paying me.” He handed her a bag that was clearly more than what she asked for and got up. “See you there, sweetheart” he called out, and disappeared into the trees back to his van to calm his nerves. He was basically going on a date with the girl he liked and he couldn’t believe it.

“I didn’t even tell him when it was…” Tara couldn’t find him to tell him and she didn’t want to be late to class, since the teacher was friend of her mothers and she didn’t need more trouble before the weekend.

-

Saturday evening arrived faster than she thought it would. Bad Religions’ ‘We’re Only Gonna Die’ played on the speaker, Nancy was learning how to play pool with Vickie, Robin teaching both of them, Jonathan and Tara drinking a beer in the corner laughing every time one of them launched a cue ball off the table and had to get it. The air in the room was hazy with the smell of weed. Everyone was there, except Eddie, maybe he’d forgotten or maybe he just didn’t want to come after all. Besides why would he want to hang out with them when he could be hanging with his band mates or anyone else for that matter.

Eventually though, the windows lit up and at first everyone thought it was Joyce come back but then they heard Dio blaring from the vehicle and they knew it was definitely not Joyce. Tara went outside to meet Eddie, the air outside only slightly chillier than the house, plumes of smoke exiting behind her form.

“I see you guys started without me, it’s ok I brought extra provisions” he motioned to the bag of weed in his pocket and the beer in his hand. Eddie tucked his free arm into his pocket and tilted it towards Tara. With the high she was experiencing being full force she was more apt to be nice to him, and she took the elbow he extended.

“Didn’t think you were gonna come, Munson.” Her eyes were blissed out and a smile across her features, she led him into the house, showing him where to put his stuff before going to the makeshift game room that they’d thrown together for the festivities.

A low chuckle escaped his mouth and he leant down so only she could hear him “I’d never miss an opportunity to hang out with my favourite client, especially when she’s dressed like this” he spun her slowly so to not give her stomach a bad turn, she’d forgotten she’d put on a leather skirt and a lacy tank top with her army jacket, it wasn’t even intentional, at least not consciously anyways. The blush she experienced the prior afternoon returned. He was slowly breaking her when it came her to attitude that she’d come to have after idolizing Joan Jett, Eddie Munson, it was clear would be the death of her.

“Can it Eddie,” she told him laughing the whole time, “get your ass in there so I can beat you and Byers in a game.” He let her lead the way and Eddie was met with cheers, he set the beer down and laid out the weed for replenishment. Tara told Jonathan to go the table and set up a game for the three of you now that Robin and Vickie had vacated it, opting to sit in the living room and watch movies instead.

-

The game was progressing well, Tara was up by a couple points, ‘How Soon is Now’ was playing quietly, and she was swinging her hips to the beat, while she lined up her shot. Eddie was staring. Hard. Nancy was quietly talking to Jonathan something about wanting to go home so she could get some yearbook work in before Monday. Robin and Vickie were still in the living room. Jonathan told Tara and Eddie that he’d be back soon.

“Is this how you pictured your Saturday night, Munson? Hanging out with us listening to punk, playing pool?” She looked over her shoulder at him, a glazed look in her eyes but her mouth turned up in a smile, she’d never admit it but the air felt electric when it was just the two of them and the high made it better.

He grinned back “well, no, but I’m having fun and the view is amazing which is a bonus.” Eddie’d moved closer to her his hand next to hers on the pool table, his lanky frame towering over her smaller one, especially since she was slightly crouched from planning her next play.

Maybe it was the high, maybe it was the few beers she ingested but the room was hazy, and even though she knew people were in the room next to theirs, they felt immensely alone, and they were never alone in any capacity apart from her buying. She straightened and stood up, in the soft warm lights of lamps and with the smoke swirling around him, Eddie looked entirely different. Ethereal almost. Her eyes darting around his face as she took him in. He was far different from his school persona, and his dealer one as well. Softer, but maybe it was the weed.

Eddie on the other hand was only high, he had to drive home so he hadn’t been drinking but he too was focused intently on her face. Tara was so very different from everyone, even himself, a metalhead. But he knew a lot of it was a mix of rebellion and self expression. Her parents were overbearing and hyper religious. And he’d definitely knew there was a softer side to her that she didn’t show unless she was among friends or alone. In public, she was brash, loud. In private she was kind, funny and cared deeply for her friends no matter what they were going through.

Finally when the game was finished, and she’d rightfully so kicked his ass the two of them made their way to the living room, Robin and Vickie had fallen asleep on the couch leaving only the recliner to sit on. Neither of them had the heart to wake the sleeping couple, Eddie was quietly insisting on sitting on the floor and Tara had to interject, “uh, no, I’m not watching…” she looked over the VHS box that he’d tossed to the ground, “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in this chair alone, get your denim clad ass up here.”

Shaking his head back and forth in a self argument way he eventually climbed into the seat of the chair and Tara settled half on his thigh and half on the arm of the chair, Eddie swiped his arm behind her and put her wholly in his lap. “Don’t need your ass cheek falling asleep mid-movie.”

The two of them sat in silence, save for a few squeaks or soft ewws when something really gross happened. One particular scene when the teen girl was strung up and Leatherface was coming at her with his chainsaw Tara tucked her head into Eddie’s neck and out of instinct, he pressed his mouth to the top of her head and made sure to tell her when it was over. Butterflies had erupted everywhere in her body at this gesture, she still didn’t know if it was friendly or more. It didn’t really matter at this point.

Instead of lifting her head, she slid it so her face was forward, the movie was almost over and Tara was getting sleepy, the amount of weed she’d smoked and the beer she drank starting to weigh heavy on her senses in earnest. Eyes sliding shut, she fell into a not very restful but deep sleep, Eddie sat awake the whole time until the movie ended and then he too fell asleep, Tara’s body warmth the perfect blanket.

-

Loud voices woke everyone in the living room early, Robin and Vickie disentangled and tossed Tara look, both had their eyebrows raised. The only person still seemingly asleep was Eddie, Tara tried to undo his grip but it was too tight.

“HEY! EDDIES’ VAN IS HERE! Eddie I need help with my character” a voice rocketed through the house as the door opened, it was a one Dustin Henderson, and Munsons eyes flew open.

“Shit. Just a second Henderson, lemme go tame the beast.” He moved to get off the recliner and forgot Tara was minorly tethered to him, pulling her forward and then the two of them collapsing into a pile, Robin cackling, wiping the leftover eyeliner and mascara from her face as the two of them disengaged their limbs. Tara flipped Robin off but laughed along with her, the situation was really funny, only now her ass was bruised from the fall.

She stumbled to the kitchen, eyes bleary with sleep still, “Yo, Jonathan, is there any coff..ee?” Only the person in the kitchen wasn’t her best friend, it was Joyce and Hopper at the kitchen table both sipping their own mugs of dark coffee.

“Jonathan is in his room, but there’s plenty of coffee, dear.” Mrs Byers gave Tara a soft smile and nodded towards the coffee pot. Pouring herself a cup she stretched and cracked her back, the position shed laid in all night had caused her back to be sore, but she was well rested, she did have a good pillow after all.

Hopper cleared his throat “so…how long have you and…” he gestured to where Eddie had gone to fix his hair “…been a thing?” Tara shook her head and explained that they were just friends. “Didn’t seem like just friends the way you were clinging to each other like your life depended on it.” he chuckled as Tara high tailed it out of the kitchen to the respite of the living room where she in turn was grilled for the entire time Eddie was outside talking to the kids about the campaign.

-

Tara took a few days off from everyone, she needed a clear head about what had happened between her and Eddie, did he really like her or was he just being nice to her because she buys weed from him? On the third day, her bedroom phone rang continuously for two hours, but instead she turned up her music and just kept thinking, focusing on the what ifs of a relationship that didn’t technically exist yet, if ever.

Eventually the room darkened as did the outside, her record player turned down low so her parents didn’t come up and confiscate it. “I really need to find my own place, I’m old enough, besides I hate this wall color…” her parents had painted it in ‘soft salmon’ what ever the fuck that meant and they wouldn’t ever allow her to change it.

“I dunno about you but I like it.” Came a voice from behind her, startling Tara and causing her to fall sideways off her bed. “Fuck, shit, are you ok??” It was Eddie he hauled ass through the rest of her window and around her bed to check on her.

“What the actual fuck are you doing in here?! Are you trying to get shot at?! My dad has a rifle in the goddamned linen closet.” Tara was pissed, but it was wavering as he held onto her hand and waist as he helped her to a standing position.

His brow furrowed, “you weren’t answering your phone and I got worried, that maybe something happened or that you were mad. They told me they kinda interrogated you after that morning and that was why you left.” He looked so mad for Tara and she couldn’t stay mad forever. She just kind of nodded and sat down.

“It was part of it, but also, I just needed space, to…think y’know?” His hair shook as he nodded and joined her on the bed. His hand taking hold of hers, letting her know he was there for her. “I’m confused about what happened or I guess didn’t happen and I got into my head about it.”

The two of them sat in the emptiness of sound for a bit, the record ending and dead air was the background noise for a bit, both of them thinking, Eddie was the one who broke the silence first, “look, Tara, I like you ok? And I got mad at them for being so nosy, it was none of their business.” He shuffled closer on the bed, holding onto her hand like a life preserver. His eyes searching hers. Hopeful.

Tara’s mouth was dry, but there was a moment when she thought she was going to throw up, but she knew nothing would come up. This was the moment she’d been waiting for forever. Through all the teasing from her friends, through 5 years of stares. “I like you two Eddie,” Tara’s face a shade of maroon, Eddie’s beaming, neither of them had expected this result. Tara expected to go off to college and have to find someone else to be with.

A few seconds passed, Eddie broke the silence, “so, are you going to kiss me?” His lips turned up in a wry smile. Tara shook her head and leaned forward, closing the gap between them. Pressing a kiss his his full lips, Eddie’s arms found a way around her waist and this felt like home. Her own hands found a way up to his mess of curls, but before they could go any further Jonathan’s voice called out from the door.

“Fina-fucking-lly.” Him and Robin had shut eating grins on their faces, they were beyond happy for their friend. But most importantly they didn’t have to listen to her pining over him in the mornings anymore.

“Shut it.” She retorted, a smile plastered on her face, Eddie’s hidden since he was distracted by her neck but she could feel a smile of his own on her skin.

1986, it turned out was their year.

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I was tagged by @dummerjan to list 10 songs I like with names in the title (thanks!). There are only 8 I could come up with, there are other songs I thought of that I like, but I figured if I don’t like them enough to have them on a playlist they didn’t count, not that there were any rules listed but I often create my own. These are all on current playlists I use, but most of them are older songs that I’ve liked for a long time. Apparently the people I listen to don’t use names in their titles very often.

Bela Lugosi’s Dead by Bauhaus (was very goth/emo as a teen, loved Bauhaus, love Peter Murphy’s voice, plus it was on The Hunger)

Joey by Concrete Blonde (very soothing vocals, again goth/emo)

Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles (I just like singing along to this one, it’s fun)

Rasputin by Boney M (loved this song since I was a child, was thrilled when I found out it was (somewhat) a true story, also fun to sing along with)

Helena by My Chemical Romance (one of my very favourite bands, love the vocals on this, has such a mood to it)

Jackie and Wilson by Hozier (love Hozier, this one is a good time, less heavy than some of my other favourites of his)

Sheena is a Punk Rocker by the Ramones (Fun!)

Marian by the Sisters of Mercy (love this man’s voice, want this man’s voice, plaintive and yearning song, again goth/emo)

[silverphantom36]

Wanna show some old art of this cause I love this ship I made.

Ramon the Raccoon (one of my FCs) X Jewel the Beetle.

The two met while Ramon was passing by Spiral Hill Village. They started off as just friends & then their relationship slowly blossoms into love. They spend their days hanging out, supporting each other, going out & sometimes teasing each other.

Fun Fact: I made this one above for a zine my friend, @solsilversc made called "I Can Only Imagine". TBH, this one hasn't aged well, I was still learning backgrounds, but it was fun taking part in the zine.

Fun Fact: I got the idea for this one above from this: https://www.deviantart.com/chibi-jen-hen/art/Pleeeeeeease-118608645

Hey, if Mighty can take off his shell, why not Jewel?

I thought it was funny.

[blood-darkened-moon]

Resident Evil

Jill Valentine | Chris Redfield | Claire Redfield | Leon S Kennedy | Ethan Winters

Umbrella Albert Wesker | William Birkin | Ozwell E Spencer | HUNK | Morpheus

Resident Evil 0 Billy Coen | Rebecca Chambers | James Marcus | Lurker | Proto Tyrant

Resident Evil 1 Lisa Trevor | Barry Burton | Brad Vickers | George Trevor | Zombie

Resident Evil 2 Brian Irons | Sherry Birkin | Annette Birkin | Ada Wong | Marvin Branagh | Mr X | Licker

Resident Evil 3 Nikolai Zinoviev/Nicholai Ginovaef | Nemesis | Mikhail Viktor | Carlos Oliveira | Tyrell Patrick

Resident Evil Code Veronica Alexia Ashford | Alfred Ashford | Alexander Ashford/Nosferatu | Edward Ashford | Veronica Ashford | Stanley Ashford | Thomas Ashford | Arthur Ashford | Steve Burnside | Rodrigo Juan Raval | Bandersnatch | T-078 | Hilda Krüger | Hilbert Krüger

Resident Evil 4 Ramon Salazar | Jack Krauser | Luis Sera | Ashley Graham | Mike | Verdugo | Regenerador

Resident Evil 5 Sheva Alomar | Excella Gionne | Ndipaya | Popokarimu

Resident Evil 6 Piers Nivans | Derek Simmons | Carla Radames | Jake Muller | Helena Harper | Deborah Harper

Resident Evil 7 Jack Baker | Marguerite Baker | Lucas Baker | Zoe Baker | Joe Baker | Mia Winters | Eveline | Molded

Resident Evil 8 Alcina Dimitrescu | Bela Dimitrescu | Cassandra Dimitrescu | Daniela Dimitrescu | Mother Miranda | Little Eva | Karl Heisenberg | Donna Beneviento | Angie Beneviento | Salvatore Moreau | Rosemary Winters | Maiden | The Duke | Lycan

Chronicles Javier Hidalgo | Manuela Hidalgo | Sergei Vladimir | Ivan 

Revelations Jack Norman | Alex Wesker | Natalia Korda | Moira Burton | Rachel Foley

Operation Raccoon City Lupo/Karena LesProux | Bertha/Michaela Schneider | Four Eyes/Christine Yamata | Beltway/Hector Hivers | Spectre/Vladimir Bodrovski | Vector

Ships/Groups Ashford Twins | Birkin x Wesker | Valenvaef | Weskertine | Valenfield | Beladonna | Rebecca x Billy | Leon x Ada | Wolfpack | Albert x Alex

RE Trivia | RE Meta | RE Headcanon | Fanfic Umbrella Pharmaceuticals

[planetexo]

live action faves

these are my faves from live action shows & movies.

return.

ri jeonghyeok — crash landing on you

edgin darvis — dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves

walter "keys" mckey — free guy

hermione granger, ginerva "ginny" weasley — harry potter

kim soohyun, do hyunjin — kill it

hope mikaelson, josie saltzman — legacies

daisy johnson, daniel sousa — marvel's agents of shield

natasha romanoff, clint barton — marvel cinematic universe, phase 1

pietro maximoff, wanda maximoff — marvel cinematic universe, phase 2

peter parker — marvel cinematic universe, phase 3

yelena belova, kingo, kate bishop, marc spector, steven grant, jake lockley, loki — marvel cinematic universe, phase 4

peter parker — marvel's spider-man (sam raimi)

peter parker — marvel's the amazing spider-man (marc webb)

matthew "matt" murdock — marvel's the defenders

yoo jinwoo, jung heejoo, jung sejoo — memories of the alhambra

wang eun — moon lovers: scarlet heart ryeo

adam park — power rangers (90s films)

monkey d. luffy — one piece

jj maybank — outer banks

leon s. kennedy — resident evil: welcome to raccoon city

john watson — sherlock bbc

james t. "jim" kirk — star trek

luke skywalker, leia organa, han solo — star wars: the original trilogy

poe dameron, rey, finn — star wars: the sequel trilogy

steve harrington, robin buckley, nancy wheeler — stranger things

kara danvers, mon-el — supergirl

castiel — supernatural

barry allen, cisco ramon — the flash

bilbo baggins, kili — the hobbit

ben hargreeves — the umbrella academy

owen hendricks — the recruit

jaskier — the witcher

jason todd — titans

bumblebee — transformers

adam lawrence — treason

santiago "pope" garcia — triple frontier

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Abandoned Hopes Desperate Dreams

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9q5XCxm by BamboAC Leon S. Kennedy, the sole officer to survive the horrors of Raccoon City, is sent deep into a back corner of Spain to find the President’s missing daughter. Armed only with a handgun, ten bullets and loose intel, Leon must fight his way through another nightmarish situation. Except this time, he isn’t only thinking about his own survival. In this story, certain events from the original and the remake mash together to create a new story filled with twists and turns, surprises and betrayals and so much more. How will Leon and Ashely survive? Can they ever hope to return to normality? And how much will they have to sacrifice along the way? Words: 3062, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: F/M Characters: Leon S. Kennedy, Ada Wong, Ashley Graham (Resident Evil), Luis Serra, Jack Krauser, Osmund Saddler, Ramon Salazar, Bitores Mendez, U3 - Character, Albert Wesker Relationships: Ashley Graham/Leon S. Kennedy, Ashley Graham & Leon S. Kennedy, Leon S. Kennedy/Ada Wong Additional Tags: Leon S. Kennedy Needs a Hug, Protective Leon S. Kennedy, Hurt Leon S. Kennedy, Leon S. Kennedy has PTSD, Leon S. Kennedy Being Infected by Las Plagas, Leon S. Kennedy is a Sweetheart, Ashley Graham Needs a Hug (Resident Evil), Ashley Graham Has PTSD (Resident Evil), Past Leon S. Kennedy/Ada Wong, POV Ada Wong, Mentioned Ada Wong, Ada Wong Being Ada Wong, Ada Wong Loves Leon S. Kennedy, Flirty Luis Serra, Luis Serra Speaks Spanish, Luis Serra Needs a Hug, Luis Serra Has PTSD, Scientist Luis Serra, Mentioned Jack Krauser, Ramon Salazar sucks, Ramon Salazar is an asshole, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Eventual Happy Ending, Horror, Survival Horror, Leon S. Kennedy is the main character, Sweet Ashley Graham, Romance, Eventual Romance, Drama, Drama & Romance, Action, Action/Adventure, Action & Romance, Gothic, Spooky, Ship, I Ship It, Sad with a Happy Ending, Sassy Leon S. Kennedy, Funny Leon. S Kennedy, Funny But Serious Leon S Kennedy, Luis Serra is Luis Serra read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9q5XCxm

[boipussybiohazard]

I was bored at work and was thinking of RE characters as animals, in no particular order. I think this would make for some cute art if anything!

Krauser - Snake, bush viper

Hunnigan- Horned Owl

The Merchant - Fox

Leon - Black Cat

Chris - Mixed breed dog, mostly chocolate lab

Rebecca - Lop eared rabbit

William - Lab Rat

Wesker - Octopus

Jill - Knight Anole

Barry - Gorilla

Mr X - Komodo Dragon

Nemesis - Lion/Manticore

Sheva - Ocelot

Carlos - Highland cow

Ada - Crow

Claire - Mixed breed dog OR sparrow

Saddler - Turkey vulture

JD - Chihuahua

Alfred - Chameleon, panther

Alexia - Chameleon, panther

Ethan - Garden Snail

Rose - Luna Moth Caterpillar

Lady Dimitrescu - Cougar

Mendez - Sphinx cat

Ramon - brahma chicken

Karl - Boar

Salvatore - Bullfrog

Donna - Slow Loris

Angie - Aye aye

Jack Baker - Bear

Eveline - Raccoon

Ashley - Scottish fold cat

Mother Miranda - Black vulture

[spacefinch]

Okay, how would a camping trip for the MSB kids go like (include Mikey in there)?

First: We are assuming this is after A) the Marshmallow Incident referenced in "Getting Energized", B) the Ferris Wheel Incident (AKA the entire episode of "Getting Energized), and C), the Computer Incident* (AKA the events of "Gets Programmed.")

*Caveat: This "computer incident" is actually one of many.

Second: Since Mikey is joining the MSB gang for a camping trip, we are also assuming that the campsite is wheelchair-accessible.

Third: We are also to assume that this camping trip takes place during the summer. Therefore, this is not a Field Trip (TM). However, the chances of seeing Ms. Frizzle or any of her friends are not zero.

Without further ado, here are my headcanons:

Getting to the campground:

Mr. Ramon drives Carlos, Mikey, D.A., Tim, and Wanda to the campground in the family station wagon. (The station wagon would normally be big enough to fit nine kids and a driver, but it is not big enough to fit nine kids (one of whom uses a wheelchair), a driver, AND everyone's camping supplies, and still leave enough room for the driver to see out the back windshield.)

Dr. Tennelli drives the other kids (Phoebe, Ralphie, Keesha, and Arnold) to the same campground in her van.

The two different car parties keep in touch with each other via text and walkie-talkie. They also play such car games as Twenty Questions, Punch Buggy, and Rubberneckers. (If you haven't already, look up the Rubberneckers card game. My family has it and it's really fun.)

Setting up the tents:

Phoebe and Ralphie are expert tent-pitchers, since they go on a camping trip every summer.

Carlos and Mikey are pretty good at pitching their family's tent, but they still have a lot to learn. (Note: their mom and sister are having a girls' weekend at home).

Wanda would like everyone to believe she is good at setting up a tent. This is not true in the slightest.

Activities:

Everyone does some birdwatching, but Phoebe and D.A. enjoy it the most. There are blue jays, ravens, woodpeckers, eastern phoebes, wrens, hermit thrushes, and all kinds of other birds. At night, the kids even hear a few different kinds of owls!

Ralphie brings his Frisbee and his baseball stuff. The Frisbee lands in a poison ivy bush and is thus declared gone for good.

Since the crew is camping near a lake or river, I imagine they would go canoeing or fishing. Mikey is actually pretty good at catching fish. He also does use the built-in raft on his wheelchair to go out on the lake to get a closer look at a kingfisher.

Hiking. In which everyone goes for a different reason. Arnold goes to collect rocks, Phoebe goes to watch birds, Ralphie takes his camera along to document every second of it, Tim brings his sketchbook to do some field journaling, etc...

The kids also play hide and seek. Wanda's small size gives her the upper hand when hiding.

Night:

The kids eat the fish that Mikey and Ralphie caught, along with roast hot dogs and fresh blackberries. (Phoebe, Keesha, and Carlos picked the blackberries and they have the scratches to show it.)

After the Marshmallow Incident, Mr. Ramon has forbidden his sons from bringing the "Sear-Em-and-Sizzle-Em Marshmallow Smoker" on any more camping trips. This means Carlos and Mikey have to roast marshmallows the old-fashioned way. They are terrible at it.

Will eat a burnt-to-a-crisp marshmallow: Mr. Ramon

Will not eat a burnt-to-a-crisp marshmallow: Everyone else

Since this is the eastern half of the US during the summer, there are fireflies. Keesha tells the whole gang some fun firefly facts (she's the resident bug expert).

I am not sure how many tents there are, or how exactly it's divided. But there is definitely more than one.

Stargazing.

Notable incidents:

The Raccoon Incident. Someone forgot to properly seal away the food on the first night.

Tim got separated from the hiking party. As soon as they realized he was lost, Carlos, Mikey, and Phoebe searched all over for him... only to find Tim just chilling in a pine tree.

Blue jays were also frequent camp thieves.

Other notes:

Mikey brings several of his new inventions for field testing. Carlos is the (usually) willing test subject.

Stone-skipping is a popular lakeside activity.

Wanda brings her scuba gear. The scuba gear does not see much use, but she does use the wetsuit for swimming.

The kids take turns telling ghost stories around the campfire. Most of them actually tell scary stories, but then there's Carlos. (See below)

Carlos's story: Once upon a time, there were three hunters, each of whom thought they were the best. So they decided to have a contest to settle it. On the day of the contest, the judge told the hunters, "Each of you must go in a different direction and catch something. Whoever brings back the biggest animal wins the contest." And so off they went. A few hours later, the first hunter brought back a deer. "Whoa, how did you get that?" asked the judge. "Easy," said the first hunter. "I saw tracks, I followed tracks, I caught the deer." The second hunter came back with a bear. "That's a huge bear!" exclaimed the judge. "How did you catch it?" "I saw tracks, I followed tracks, I caught the bear," the second hunter said. The third hunter didn't come back for a very, very long time. When he did arrive, he arrived bruised and bloody and with multiple broken bones. "Goodness! What happened to you?!" the judge asked, shocked. To this question, the third hunter answered, "I saw tracks, I followed tracks..... I got hit by a train."

The entire class after hearing the above story: CARLOS!!!!!!

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