#rammstein shenanigans

[morgana-lefay]

Till Lindemann strikes us as a complex man, who carries a lot of darkness inside him. One might even say that, at times, it's like he carries a devil on his shoulder...

The Devil on his shoulder:

[morgana-lefay]

These 6 idiots. 🖤

This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

[morgana-lefay]

I appreciate the concept and consistency of this longtime threesome.

But I guess, sometimes they fight because, apparently, Till can't seem to shut up, complaining about something, definitely, Paul did (I thought that was the little one's job). Schneider, in the meanwhile, just dissociates, as he has been learning to do along the years, because he's too cool for their bullshit.

The reason for the quarrel, may be because little Paule made Till go those stupid Award shows again. He knows perfectly well how he hates them and how he can't stand Christoph ever so jolly moods on those things...

Till puts his resting bitch face during the whole thing, which annoys Paul even more. So, when it all ends, they decided to send his grumpy ass home and go to the after-party just the two of them (for some reason, they felt they needed a change of shirt).

He was annoyed with both of them and feeling kinda bored, all alone...

...so, out of spite, he decided to bleach his hair...

...do some shores to calm himself a bit (and because, even when in a bad mood, recycling is important)...

...and spend the rest of the night playing with his favourite toys, as they are a better company after all, because they don't judge, he thought.

The next day, there where more places to go, things to see, but Till was still pissed with them both, as the joyful duo seemed to have had a pretty nice time last night and he started imagining in his head all the scenarios of what they were doing that didn't include him.

Time to go to another destination. Schneider tried to make peace with Till on their flight, using all his usual cuteness as tactics. But the other one is being difficult, as he's stubborn as they come, so he's thinking, he might have to resort to other techniques later...(In fact that's the face of someone who's already imagining what he will do to make it all better...) [Oh, and Till decided he looked silly with blonde hair, so he painted it back in the plane's bathroom 🤷🏻‍♀️]

Later that night, all amends where made, in their most favourite way...

(Where is Paul, you ask? For now, behind the camera. Later, who knows...)

[morgana-lefay]

Guys, I gotta tell you.

Whenever you call one of the Rammstein boys "boi", I chuckle and my eye twitches a bit, because "boi" in Portuguese is one of these fellas right here:

Which is fine, I guess? 😬, just wanted you to go on with your lives having that knowledge, if you still didn't have it.

[morgana-lefay]

"If you're happy and you know it, I don't care".

[morgana-lefay]

(first gif by mrsfitzgerald)

Both? 🥯🔥

[morgana-lefay]

Wâldrock-Festival, Bergum, The Netherlands (28.06.1997) 📷 John Klijnen - Metal Experience

Interrupting the usual hairy chest agenda on this blog, because: 1) I believe this cleavage will be appreciated by many and should be shared with the World; 2) It's a rare sight to be seen on Dark Lord here, at least in the last decade or so (or at least by my, still, untrained eyes). So here it goes, a RZK-hairy-chest appreciation post.

[morgana-lefay]

Till Lindemann and his tendency to steal things attached to security/law enforcement personnel's butts (2019 vs 2024).

[wizzardclown]

HEARTBREAKING SCENES AT THE RAMMSTEIN CONCERT!

Till has resigned and asks Flake for help, while Richard shoos off imaginary mosquitoes. Sadly, Flake goes "Storno, ich will das nicht" when he sees the mess that's going on, and leaves his pal hanging with the burning baby stroller.

🎞️ by my husband

[morgana-lefay]

Hypothetical person talking to me: So, what kind of fan are you? Me: You know, just a casual one, enjoying the music and being normal about the band and everything else. Person: But didn't you just freaked out a bit, seeing a picture of one of the guys (who you never met) holding a cane, thinking his leg/knee problems gotten worse? Me: Like I said, normal.

[mad0katsuki]

My neighbours are putting music I like lately… today they put RAMMSTEIN. Curious…

[spieluhrzeit]

du riescht so gut is so good to me because whenever "der wahnsinn" is said i immediately think about my ocs, 5 university students who are basically one big family and who all love rammstein to some degree, and they named their group der wahnsinn, and they're crowded around a record player waiting anxiously for the thing to be said. they don't move. they don't speak. they stare at the player.

and then when it's said, they all cheer and yell "THAT'S US!!! THAT'S US!!!"

canonically they're going to be at the concert in copenhagen on the 5th of july, where undoubtedly the same thing will happen

[morgana-lefay]

Yeah, I feel you there...

[littleladylav]

Alexa, play Sonne by Rammstein.

[Playing Sonne]

[wizzardclown]

have some blurry and/or shit pics of FFM 1 with some unfunny captions (photos by my husband & me)

[morgana-lefay]

Are these one of those "the gentlemen above are the band, leave them alone, they don't need passes, just look at these idiots, they are easy to recognize" kind of photos?

[Found on Pinterest | Original photos by Jens Koch]