#rahhhhhh

[yawningvoidofbordem]

there are few cooking sins that make me hate something, but as a child of two bakers who specifically ran a cinnamon roll bakery (Voted best dessert in shanghai once), this is a perversion of all that cinnamon rolls are. they are meant to be gooey, warm, with cream cheese frosting. not sad and sitting upon a insanely thick layer of frosting on a cake like this.

Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake

[aoi1dee]

i really don’t care anymore- just because trump won i’m not going to start hiding my queerness

while i’m still in america, im gonna be gay as ever, ill go on top of a building and scream about how much i love my gf, ill dye my hair blue so i can have blue hair and pronouns etc

they’re not going to shut me up, and if you’re in america and if youre queer don’t let them shut you up

be who you are because that’s nothing to be ashamed of 💙

[stargirlrchive]

simon riley x fem!reader

cw: oral(f), simon cumming untouched (what can i saaaaay he loves eating pussy!)

NSFT ✩ MINORS DNI (18+ ONLY)

GENERAL MASTERLIST

simon was tense from the long, gruesome day at the base. topped with the fact that from the moment he had woken up, his cock was hard and aching. but you had looked too peaceful in the early hours of the morning that he couldn’t bring himself to disturb you.

but as the day went on, he regretted not waking you up and having you take his cock. he ached all over, and his low tolerance for anything stupid had grown even thinner as the day dragged on.

he needed you, he missed the feel and taste of you.

so his fingers itched with anticipation as he turned the door knob. his tactical gear and whatever extra piece of clothing that weighed him down came off as he walked through your home.

his cock twitched as he laid eyes on you, your back flat against the mattress in nothing but his shirt and your underwear as you scrolled aimlessly on your phone.

your eyes snapped up as you saw him, an elated smiled tugging at your lips. but before you could properly greet him, simon’s hands wrapped around your thighs, dragging you towards the end of the bed.

“missed you so fucking much.”

your eyes widened and an excited laugh fell from your mouth as he knelt at the end of your bed. “need to taste you, please.”

you gave him a breathless ‘yes’, and before you even finished speaking, his mouth was sucking and lapping at your swollen clit over your panties as you cried out beneath him.

your body felt like it was on fire as he devoured you. spitting onto your already dripping panties before he tongued at your folds through the cotton.

“taste so good, princess.”

your body shivered beneath his as you felt the snap of fabric against your skin. he had ripped them apart before his nose rubbed against your clit as his tongue delved into your tight heat.

and anytime your hips stuttered away from him he chased after you like a man starved. grunting quietly as he fucked you with his tongue.

this was strictly for his pleasure, the way your body reacted to him, the way you squirmed and cried and moaned beneath him made his cock ache. the taste of you on his tongue made him dizzy.

his cock begging for attention but he wouldn’t do it. he needed to make you cum all over his mouth before he played with himself.

but something felt different as he continued to pry your legs apart and lap at your cunt. he felt his body tighten, his balls heavy as you tugged on his hair and rolled your pussy onto his mouth.

he mumbled quietly against your soft flesh, “gonna come-”

your eyes snapped open as you looked down at him, disbelief evident in your eyes, “w-what?”

simon’s hands tightened around your thighs and sucked at your clit one last time as you cried out, body trembling as you came.

a guttural groan ripping from his mouth as he filled his boxers with his sticky cum.

the lower half of his face covered in your slick as you stared at him with wide eyes. “you came from eating me out?”

there was a lazy smile on simon’s face as he crawled over you. his nose gliding against your jaw and down the column of your neck.

“couldn’t help myself, doll. you look so pretty.”

[ghost-with-a-teacup]

smutty brainrot part 3...?

you lay spread out on a desk, simon's desk no less, with papers scattered all around you in an attempt to clear the space.

between your spread legs knelt johnny, eagerly lapping up the evidence of your arousal like a man starved.

but your eyes weren't on him, instead they were simon who simply loomed in the corner, eyes roaming your body unashamedly. his mask was rucked up from when johnny pulled him into a kiss not 5 minutes earlier.

when he catches you watching him, the bastard only smirks smugly.

"oh gods," you moan, your eyes shutting in bliss as johnny presses his fingers in.

simon clicks his tongue, making his way over before grasping your chin. "eyes on me, pretty girl," he says, but your body refuses to obey his words.

he clicks his tongue again disapprovingly, gripping slightly harder.

"are you gonna make me repeat myself, love?"

this time you force your eyes open despite the flush of embarassment.

"there we go, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

somehow even more arousal pools in the pit of your stomach, your mind growing hazy.

"keep talking, l.t, our girl seems to like it," johnny says before delving back in. this time he swirls his tongue around your clit, and your back arches of the table involuntarily.

simon hums, pressing his hand down on your lower belly to keep you in place. that only serves to heighten the pleasure, and you feel yourself rushing towards that peak.

"you're doing so good, love. taking it so well," he murmurs into your ear, and you practically sob in pleasure.

"im close, oh fuck please, im so close," you say with a shudder.

"come on, cum for us pretty girl," simon says, and like a switch flipped you cum immediately, johnny's fingers and tongue helping you ride through your orgasm.

but soon after, it transitions from being 'too good' to 'too much', but johnny was always known for his voracious appetite after all.

you can't even gasp out the words, but simon can read you like the back of his hand.

"that's enough," simon mutters gruffly, a quiet 'tsk' escaping his lips as he grabs johnny by the hair, yanking him away from between your legs.

his eyes are dazed, drunk on the taste of you and your pleasure as he grins goofily.

"so...round two?"

[extratiredofyourcrap]

Dead on Main being soulmates.

Dead on Main being destined to be each other's Fright Knight and Ghost King.

Dead on Main being childhood best friends until Danny moves to Amity with his parents.

Them dying at the same time.

Danny having a ice/snow core because Jason died in a snowy area, and Jason having a lightning core due to Danny dying in the portal

The reason why Jason mysteriously woke up in his coffin being because Danny was about to die against Pariah Dark and his soul reacting to try and get to him.

[totallynotkenzz]

Don’t mind if I put this here for yall

[dvcky-duck]

LALALALALA LALALALALA

I did this all on one layer, I think I cooked (my braincells 😍/j)

[chososrightnipple]

just some silly fun lil nsfw thoughts about some bg3 characters that have been floating around in my head....

▸ astarion sinking his fangs into your inner thighs everytime he eats you out !!!!! his fingers messily working themselves inside of you as he licks up the blood from your new wound !!!!

▸ karlach fucking you up against a tree oh my goddd, like she’s so strong just imagine her grip on your waist as she manhandles you around any way she pleases... someone get me a chair i need to sit down

▸ gale, ever the gentleman, worshipping your body like your a gift from the heavens !! we all know he would !! he is not satisfied until your a trembling mess beneath his fingers !!!!

▸ u.... using.... wyll’s horns as.... handlebars... as he kisses and bites at your neck and chest.... all while keeping you sat pretty on his lap..... oh i need sedation...

▸ riding halsin’s thighs. his large hands guiding your hips :(((((( whispering praises everytime you begin to falter:(((( encouraging you until you’re making a mess all over his lap :(((((

[odder-outlet]

happy turtle day! have some turtles!!

I apologize for the person I will become on may 31

[ninjago-memes]

WHY ARE YALL SO SCARED OF THE NINJA BEING IN THEIR LATE TWENTIES, RAHHHH

THEY DIDNT GO FROM 16 TO 40 in 10(?) YEARS GUYS ITS NOT BEEN THAT LONG PLEASE LET THEM BE CONFUSED YOUNG ADULTS

[insanelysanes]

kris is that a weed???

design heavily based off of twin runes kris by @akanemnon !! the hair is weird bc i drew it from memory instead of getting an actual reference but i think it looks neat

anyway i decided i should post more here bc i dont want my one tumblr post being human bill cipher

[deckoftrickcards]

ANOTHER ONE THANK UUU

[cleriicbyerz]

i genuinely keep forgetting i have tumblr im so sorry😭😭😭 anyways redraw of that scene from that one short film

[underfell]

VOTE FOR UNDERFELL AND HORROR SANS NYAAOOWWW!!!!

[aiden-artsy]

Fall Season 🍁🍂🎃

[thewhalelord]

I’m obsessed with them

Based off this cover