#r: fjord x veth

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[genderlesssinner]

Oh god Sam okay

Oh okay that dart was really good Matt

Ninjas in the studio help

🤣😭 "I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE"

Oh shit narrative telephone monthly, nice

TLOVM is so good you guys

Okay okay okay guuyysss

Oh my god the Sprinkle voice 2 seconds in I can't

Oh no pâte and Jester

Poor Sprinkle

This is going to be a hot mess and I can't wait

ROBBIE "I feel like I have thousands of hours to catch up on" sir

Why did you say space pirates Travis

Oh no Chet and Veth AND Braius

Catwoman suit

Samuel explain pls

I need art of this asap please

Open relationship SOMETIMES

"He rode a dinosaur."

My fave already hurts from laughing oh my god

LUC HAS A GIRLFRIEND

Oh Caddy

Level headed? Yeah no

Oh I have missed these absolute fools

Orym is so tiny next to Cad

LIAM IS WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS WIZARD KISSER?? S I R

Introducimg everyone is gonna take a hot minute. I don't think Yasha has ever said her last name??? It's been so long

Oh I hadn't thought about the romances at the table

OR BRAIUS AND JESTER OH FUCK

Imogen x Launda (Laura & Marisha)

Jester x Fjord (Laura & Travis)

Yasha x Beau (Ashley & Marisha)

And then there's also Ashton and Fearne and whatever is happening there

This already such absolute chaos

Oh no

I can't wait for the gifs of Matt absolutely loosing his mind over them

Braius you've never heard of him cause he's not a real god boo he's- oh oh wait Ashton is gonna be so into this isn't he

OH NO guys let's not fight please

Poor Caleb trying to keep everyone on track

Oh I've missed Yasha so much "You might want to have a meal before you die."

Oooh wizard shit yeeee my booyyyssss!!! Of course Essek told Caleb about the weird ass dunamancy barbarian

FEARNE'S SARCASTIC ASS "GOOD LUCK"

I'm gonna die tonight

I don't think we've ever gotten this long into an episode with so little input from Matt and I love it

I've missed the lesbians so much,, all of the Nein

I'm sorry hold on

I missed most of whatever Veth shit, fucken internet lag

The fucking keyfish reference Liam, nosebleeds all around

Oh nooo Sprinklllee

Oh dear, all of them in the tower. Interesting

I love Jester and Braius talking shit out and bonding over art 😍

Samuel oh my god. I knew it would be underwear

Jester going with the hard sell I see oh boy

Oh my fucking god Jes with a Nat 20 deception 😂☠️

SAINT JESTER THE PIRATE

Liam forgetting to change character is hilarious

Okay but to be fair I think Molly would be down for them using his head as a pauldron or something

Guys my face hurts from laughing

Liam. Orym better fucking make it home. Yall. I cannot.

welp yeah Veth should know not to just say things to Yasha by now

Robbie as a Braius stand in 😂 love them

Watching them forget to swap voices or just forget what they're doing is so wild

😂😂 Yes Orym what do your halfling ears hear??

Uh oh d20 roll

I was kidding Matt no

Okayokay just wind

And Liam talking to himself 😂

The gifs from this ep are gonna be so good

I forgot about Sashimi's daggers

As someone who has played two characters at the same time, I have a little sympathy but like it was me and one other person and we both had 2 characters so like - this is insane

The descriptors for everyone oh my god

I love Taliesin so much

Ashton and Beau is hilarious and I need more of them

Oof that's a tiny basement

New tower vibes? NEW TOWER VIBES?

Love everyone being slightly sus of the tower

Fearrrnniiieee I love her

HELIUM WIZARD

The immediate spider climb exploring, perfect

Aaannndd she's in the walls. First it was Jester and now it's Laudna

Break tiiiimme

Holy shit. The chaos. I truly was not ready. Hoo.

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eremis: have your partaken in a roast or a piece of animal meat?

jester: i'm a vegan -__-

nott: i've roasted fjord a bunch of times!!

marisha: *pointing and laughing at cad's bewildered response to jester randomly claiming she's vegan*

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envisioning nott taking her shirt off and twirling it in the air

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marisha: what level of the prison was yeza on?

matt: yeza was between the first and second level, around the cusp of that area

nott: he's dangerous! he's a flight risk!!

beau: yeah of course, level 2

fjord: no. no he's not

nott: they took all the sharp objects from him, he wasn't wearing shoelaces! they don't know what he's capable of!

fjord: he didn't have shoes

nott: yeah well. that's because he's CRAZY! could kill with a shoe

fjord: crazy boring

beau: awwww

nott:

nott: YOU'RE boring. your FACE is boring. shuddup. i hate u

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fjord telling veth to be prepared to pack the Good Powder and veth agreeing but being very confused about what that means and fjord just going "you know what that means, right? as the master gunner?" and then a minute later sam looking down at this reference sheet he has and going "OH! PACK THE GOOD POWDER, IT'S RIGHT HERE!"

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BIG NOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jester: we could have someone distract the goblin while we investigate the back of the apothecary?

jester: the goblin really liked fjord *wiggles eyebrows*

nott: who doesn't? he's 130 lean pounds of hot!

fjord: ok add 45. no 60. and then 95���yeah i'll distract them >:(

beau: do you know if they had a back entrance?

jester: the goblin?

beau: no, the apothecary. what?

jester: what?

beau: what?

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yasha: (to fjord) why are you speaking differently?

nott: he got kicked by a donkey in zadash

matt: *almost spits*

nott: messed up his whole head

nott: forgot who he was, couldn't walk for days

nott: peed his pants, it was a mess

travis: *crying*

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"and me and fjord will–" "FJORD AND IIII." the most random grammar correction you have ever seen

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essek: i ask you this. what are your opinions on war? on this conflict?

fjord: what is it good for?

nott: (without skipping a beat) nothing, that's what.

travis: *BREAKS*

travis: that was So Fast.

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"alright fjord, give me the flask"

"the flask?"

"the flask, that you stole! my flask, i know you did it!"

"(patting himself down) i don't have it?"

"you fucker."

"?"

"i'll fucking kill you. sorry. i'm really just distracted right now."

"i understand."

"you're dead."

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"residuum is good if it's used by good people. which...we aree.....????????"

"the inflection goes down when you're certain"

"...we ARE."

"very good. well done."

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nott: *gushes about fjord's performance during the combat*

nott: if i weren't married!

nott: also if you had bull legs and a human torso.

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fjord waking nott up by just dropping her head down from a foot off the floor and nott sitting up going "I'LL DISEMBOWEL YOU WHERE ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER AAAAHHHHH"

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"NO NO NO! *RIPS FLASK OUT OF NOTT'S HANDS*"

"I NEED IT!"

"NO YOU DON'T!"

"I NEED IT!"

*SMACKS HER*

"AHHHHHH"

"YOU DON'T NEED THIS! YOU'RE ALL THE WOMAN YOU NEED TO BE!"

"YOU'RE SO TALL BUT YOUR SLAPS ARE SO INEFFECTUAL. IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE RUBBER WRISTS OR SOMETHING, IT DID ALMOST NOTHING TO ME!"

*BACKHANDS HER*

"NOTHING AT ALL! HOW DO YOU EVEN HOLD THE FALCHION!"

*starts crying*