#r: beau x essek

[pocketgalaxies]

beau just straight-up using essek to practice her hospitality skills while fjord live-coaches from the sidelines and when essek eventually accepts her repetitive offers for drinks she body checks fjord and goes "DID YOU SEE THAT I'M A FUCKING HOST I'M A FUCKING HOST"

[calebtealeaf]

Hello ! !

- I'm Caleb ! I use mainly he / they / it , and I'm autistic so the subject of my writing is bound to be added to quickly LMAO ^^

Who I'll write for :

CRIT ROLE ;

( c1 ) Vax , Keyleth , Percy , Vex , Gilmore , Pike , Grog , Scanlan . ( c2 ) Caleb , Molly , Essek , Fjord , Jester , Beau , Yasha , Caduceus , Artagan . ( c3 ) Orym , Will , Dorian , Ashton , Fearne , Imogen , Laudna , Chetney , FCG , Frida . ( there's probably more . )

HORROR ;

( re-animator ) Herbert , Dan , Megan . ( saw ) Lawrence , Adam , Amanda , Lynn , Hoffman , Strahm . ( tcm ) Bubba , Thomas , ChopTop , Nubbins . ( lost boys ) Michael , David . ( collector ) Asa , Arkin . ( scream ) Stu , Billy . ( misc ) Freddy K , Vincent S , Billy Lz , Brahms , Harry W .

GOOD OMENS ;

Aziraphale , Crowley , Gabriel , Beelzebub .

HANNIBAL ;

Hannibal , Will .

BG3 ;

Astarion , Gale , Halsin . ( more to be added . )

Preferred ships !! ( just because I prefer these doesn't mean I won't write others . )

Writing style : 3rd person , will only write x reader if asked , can be multi-chapter OR oneshot .

Extra notes : I'll write headcanons ( i have a habit of making most people trans masc , not sorry , or projecting stims onto them . ) , I lean towards fluff but I'm also not rlly arsed , if I'm asked to write other stuff I probably will . That being said , content wise I'll write what I'm comfy writing , so if something makes me largely uncomfy I just won't write it LMAO .

AND asks / requests r open unless I specifically state otherwise :3

( so sorry for the amt of tags good fucking lord . )

[orpheusilver]

caleb: ah yes sorry she has

E X T R E M E S Y P H I L I S

beau 2 seconds later, jamming herself into a quiet conversation between caleb and essek: wow y'all are really close together huh

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beau starting letters to essek "to my favorite war criminal" dfkhgksdjf stupid

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beau: *resting >:( face*

beau: do you want to stay for dinner. caduceus is probably whipping up something delicious and vegan. >:(

essek: no i'm quite alright. i have some research to do but i appreciate the offer.

beau: do you wanna rain check. >:(

fjord: boy your face just does not look as inviting as you think it does.

beau: oh shit sorry

beau: *stares intently, smiles extremely uncomfortably*

beau: would you like take a break from your research and maybe get a drink! :))))))))))

laura: so scary.

tal: it's like a batman villain.

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beau: can you like, sense dunamagic?

essek: it is referred to as dunamancy.

beau: yeah, dunamagic.

caleb: Oh Boy.

beau: i'm just shortening it.

fjord: he just turned someone into a pretzel with the "dunamagic," tone it down.

essek: it's fine, it's difficult for many to grasp its elaborate and esoteric depths.

beau: i'm making a pun, you don't have to be patronizing. >:(

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essek revealing himself to be a very very lonely man. beau recognizing this almost immediately and going "fuck. i like him."

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"you don't have to float around us, man" strange statements that, with context, are deeply validating

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"how does it feel to see him in chains and not you?" SHE DOES NOT FUCK AROUND

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essek: you can come if you wish to watch, but i gather this might be a bit above your respective levels of understanding :)

beau: well now he's just laying it on thick.

fjord: no we could gather some things while they're doing this, it's fine

beau: (defensive) YEAH, we've got our own notes and books we have to hit

fjord: no you don't, you don't have any–

beau: yes i do YES I DO >:( i punch your book in the fucking face shut up >:(

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essek: for whatever it's worth, i am sorry.

caduceus: apology accepted, at least from here.

beau: he doesn't speak for all of us. why don't you get some rest, essek?

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"he's just committed to floating. it's fascinating."

"it's one of may things that are fascinating about him. but at least we know there are feet under there and a full adult-sized body, not a tiny baby."

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"hey essek are you mad at us"

"mad is not the right word. i would say...ready to leave. :)"

"awwwwww."

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essek: we can talk about the tangled web that all of these people have built

caleb: "these people"? seems like you've spun a thread or two yourself, essek.

beau: yeah. a little humdinger, you did.

fjord: ...?