#r: beau x essek

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beau just straight-up using essek to practice her hospitality skills while fjord live-coaches from the sidelines and when essek eventually accepts her repetitive offers for drinks she body checks fjord and goes "DID YOU SEE THAT I'M A FUCKING HOST I'M A FUCKING HOST"

[genderlesssinner]

Oh god Sam okay

Oh okay that dart was really good Matt

Ninjas in the studio help

🤣😭 "I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE"

Oh shit narrative telephone monthly, nice

TLOVM is so good you guys

Okay okay okay guuyysss

Oh my god the Sprinkle voice 2 seconds in I can't

Oh no pâte and Jester

Poor Sprinkle

This is going to be a hot mess and I can't wait

ROBBIE "I feel like I have thousands of hours to catch up on" sir

Why did you say space pirates Travis

Oh no Chet and Veth AND Braius

Catwoman suit

Samuel explain pls

I need art of this asap please

Open relationship SOMETIMES

"He rode a dinosaur."

My fave already hurts from laughing oh my god

LUC HAS A GIRLFRIEND

Oh Caddy

Level headed? Yeah no

Oh I have missed these absolute fools

Orym is so tiny next to Cad

LIAM IS WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS WIZARD KISSER?? S I R

Introducimg everyone is gonna take a hot minute. I don't think Yasha has ever said her last name??? It's been so long

Oh I hadn't thought about the romances at the table

OR BRAIUS AND JESTER OH FUCK

Imogen x Launda (Laura & Marisha)

Jester x Fjord (Laura & Travis)

Yasha x Beau (Ashley & Marisha)

And then there's also Ashton and Fearne and whatever is happening there

This already such absolute chaos

Oh no

I can't wait for the gifs of Matt absolutely loosing his mind over them

Braius you've never heard of him cause he's not a real god boo he's- oh oh wait Ashton is gonna be so into this isn't he

OH NO guys let's not fight please

Poor Caleb trying to keep everyone on track

Oh I've missed Yasha so much "You might want to have a meal before you die."

Oooh wizard shit yeeee my booyyyssss!!! Of course Essek told Caleb about the weird ass dunamancy barbarian

FEARNE'S SARCASTIC ASS "GOOD LUCK"

I'm gonna die tonight

I don't think we've ever gotten this long into an episode with so little input from Matt and I love it

I've missed the lesbians so much,, all of the Nein

I'm sorry hold on

I missed most of whatever Veth shit, fucken internet lag

The fucking keyfish reference Liam, nosebleeds all around

Oh nooo Sprinklllee

Oh dear, all of them in the tower. Interesting

I love Jester and Braius talking shit out and bonding over art 😍

Samuel oh my god. I knew it would be underwear

Jester going with the hard sell I see oh boy

Oh my fucking god Jes with a Nat 20 deception 😂☠️

SAINT JESTER THE PIRATE

Liam forgetting to change character is hilarious

Okay but to be fair I think Molly would be down for them using his head as a pauldron or something

Guys my face hurts from laughing

Liam. Orym better fucking make it home. Yall. I cannot.

welp yeah Veth should know not to just say things to Yasha by now

Robbie as a Braius stand in 😂 love them

Watching them forget to swap voices or just forget what they're doing is so wild

😂😂 Yes Orym what do your halfling ears hear??

Uh oh d20 roll

I was kidding Matt no

Okayokay just wind

And Liam talking to himself 😂

The gifs from this ep are gonna be so good

I forgot about Sashimi's daggers

As someone who has played two characters at the same time, I have a little sympathy but like it was me and one other person and we both had 2 characters so like - this is insane

The descriptors for everyone oh my god

I love Taliesin so much

Ashton and Beau is hilarious and I need more of them

Oof that's a tiny basement

New tower vibes? NEW TOWER VIBES?

Love everyone being slightly sus of the tower

Fearrrnniiieee I love her

HELIUM WIZARD

The immediate spider climb exploring, perfect

Aaannndd she's in the walls. First it was Jester and now it's Laudna

Break tiiiimme

Holy shit. The chaos. I truly was not ready. Hoo.

[calebtealeaf]

Hello ! !

- I'm Caleb ! I use mainly he / they / it , and I'm autistic so the subject of my writing is bound to be added to quickly LMAO ^^

Who I'll write for :

CRIT ROLE ;

( c1 ) Vax , Keyleth , Percy , Vex , Gilmore , Pike , Grog , Scanlan . ( c2 ) Caleb , Molly , Essek , Fjord , Jester , Beau , Yasha , Caduceus , Artagan . ( c3 ) Orym , Will , Dorian , Ashton , Fearne , Imogen , Laudna , Chetney , FCG , Frida . ( there's probably more . )

HORROR ;

( re-animator ) Herbert , Dan , Megan . ( saw ) Lawrence , Adam , Amanda , Lynn , Hoffman , Strahm . ( tcm ) Bubba , Thomas , ChopTop , Nubbins . ( lost boys ) Michael , David . ( collector ) Asa , Arkin . ( scream ) Stu , Billy . ( misc ) Freddy K , Vincent S , Billy Lz , Brahms , Harry W .

GOOD OMENS ;

Aziraphale , Crowley , Gabriel , Beelzebub .

HANNIBAL ;

Hannibal , Will .

BG3 ;

Astarion , Gale , Halsin . ( more to be added . )

Preferred ships !! ( just because I prefer these doesn't mean I won't write others . )

Writing style : 3rd person , will only write x reader if asked , can be multi-chapter OR oneshot .

Extra notes : I'll write headcanons ( i have a habit of making most people trans masc , not sorry , or projecting stims onto them . ) , I lean towards fluff but I'm also not rlly arsed , if I'm asked to write other stuff I probably will . That being said , content wise I'll write what I'm comfy writing , so if something makes me largely uncomfy I just won't write it LMAO .

AND asks / requests r open unless I specifically state otherwise :3

( so sorry for the amt of tags good fucking lord . )

[orpheusilver]

caleb: ah yes sorry she has

E X T R E M E S Y P H I L I S

beau 2 seconds later, jamming herself into a quiet conversation between caleb and essek: wow y'all are really close together huh

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beau starting letters to essek "to my favorite war criminal" dfkhgksdjf stupid

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beau: *resting >:( face*

beau: do you want to stay for dinner. caduceus is probably whipping up something delicious and vegan. >:(

essek: no i'm quite alright. i have some research to do but i appreciate the offer.

beau: do you wanna rain check. >:(

fjord: boy your face just does not look as inviting as you think it does.

beau: oh shit sorry

beau: *stares intently, smiles extremely uncomfortably*

beau: would you like take a break from your research and maybe get a drink! :))))))))))

laura: so scary.

tal: it's like a batman villain.

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beau: can you like, sense dunamagic?

essek: it is referred to as dunamancy.

beau: yeah, dunamagic.

caleb: Oh Boy.

beau: i'm just shortening it.

fjord: he just turned someone into a pretzel with the "dunamagic," tone it down.

essek: it's fine, it's difficult for many to grasp its elaborate and esoteric depths.

beau: i'm making a pun, you don't have to be patronizing. >:(

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essek revealing himself to be a very very lonely man. beau recognizing this almost immediately and going "fuck. i like him."

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essek: you can come if you wish to watch, but i gather this might be a bit above your respective levels of understanding :)

beau: well now he's just laying it on thick.

fjord: no we could gather some things while they're doing this, it's fine

beau: (defensive) YEAH, we've got our own notes and books we have to hit

fjord: no you don't, you don't have any–

beau: yes i do YES I DO >:( i punch your book in the fucking face shut up >:(

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essek: for whatever it's worth, i am sorry.

caduceus: apology accepted, at least from here.

beau: he doesn't speak for all of us. why don't you get some rest, essek?

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"how does it feel to see him in chains and not you?" SHE DOES NOT FUCK AROUND

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"you don't have to float around us, man" strange statements that, with context, are deeply validating

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"he's just committed to floating. it's fascinating."

"it's one of may things that are fascinating about him. but at least we know there are feet under there and a full adult-sized body, not a tiny baby."

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"hey essek are you mad at us"

"mad is not the right word. i would say...ready to leave. :)"

"awwwwww."

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essek: we can talk about the tangled web that all of these people have built

caleb: "these people"? seems like you've spun a thread or two yourself, essek.

beau: yeah. a little humdinger, you did.

fjord: ...?