#r & g babyyyy

[wlntrsldler]

smau (instagram): luke castellan x poseidon!reader

based on yourstingrey's post about luke being a drake stan and my obsession with this guy’s tiktok videos

or

a smau where luke didn’t betray everyone and chb allowed phones; teenage, drake stan!luke (birthdays edition)

tagged yn_yln, silenabeauregard, and others.

clarisselarue: shut up, the birthday girl’s talking 🎂

yn_yln: ITS MY GIRL’S BIRTHDAY

yn_yln: happy birthday clar <3 i love u

clarisselarue: i loveeee you more. thanks for celebrating with me!!!

silenabeauregard: ohhhh u look so good in the first picture

clarisselarue: thanks for taking the best pictures of me ily

silenabeauregard: i’d literally do anything for u

chrisr0driguez: happy birthday clarisse!!! hope you had a good one!!

lukecastell4n: he was shaking typing out this comment

poseidonsfavchild: bro is down BAD

poseidonsfavchild: happy bday clarisse thanks for contributing to my character development (bullying me)

lukecastell4n: presents, presence, and power g 💯 have a good one!

bethchase: what does this mean luke

gr0verunderwood: ????

tagged bethchase, gr0verunderwood, and others.

poseidonsfavchild: FINALLY a teenager 😈

bethchase: nobody leave ur cabins ITS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

gr0verunderwood: bro turned 13 and forgot how to act

poseidonsfavchild: bro is in his 20’s and beefing with a 13 yr old?

gr0verunderwood: SATYRS AGE DIFFERENTLY I TOLD U THIS

yn_yln: happy birthday baby bro 🔱🩵 (change ur username! it’s false 😃)

poseidonsfavchild: did he show up to ur birthday party??? DIDNT THINK SO

yn_yln: DAD WAS THERE?

lukecastell4n: another point scored against Father Time, i see you 💯

poseidonsfavchild: what do u know about fathers?

clarisselarue: nah u ate with this 😭😭

chrisr0driguez: PAUSE.

bethchase: percy.

poseidonsfavchild: sorry

tagged lukecastell4n, clarisselarue, and others.

yn_yln: another trip around the sun! thanks for not letting me drown, dad 🩵

poseidonsfavchild: how r u a child of poseidon and dont know how to swim? AT UR GROWN AGE?

poseidonsfavchild: happy bday tho sis

yn_yln: thanks percy 🙄

clarisselarue: happy birthday my love ❤️‍🔥

yn_yln: thank uuuuu clar i love u always

silenabeauregard: happy birthday pretty girl 🩷

yn_yln: thank u bae

lukecastell4n: here’s to another chapter of your legend. love you 🖤

poseidonsfavchild: how u managed to pull my sister is the biggest unsolved mystery of our generation

bethchase: can u say happy birthday like a normal person for once

chrisr0driguez: dont listen to the haters bro this one goes hard

yn_yln: love you always <3

tagged yn_yln, chrisr0driguez, and others.

lukecastell4n: more life

poseidonsfavchild: hey brother cake and candles man

poseidonsfavchild: salute to your birth anniversary bro

gr0verunderwood: roaring into another year of glory

bethchase: acknowledging your yearly ascent

clarisselarue: celebrating ur legacy day big dawg

silenabeauregard: marking another year of your strength

yn_yln: happy birthday lover boyyyy

lukecastell4n: thank you babyyyy

lukecastell4n: ik yall are clowning me in the comments but jokes on you, these comments go hard

poseidonsfavchild: ....

bethchase: luke pls

chrisr0driguez: NAH FR these are bars

liked by lukecastell4n.

[moshpitgamma]

This was probably asked a lot but can we get a part 2 for Family Reunion?

YESSS FINALLY SOMEBODY HAS REQUESTED IT AGAIN🥹💗💗 I know this was requested to be up again HEAVILY so I now announce

Family Reunion Pt. 2

Word Count: 2.2k

Warnings: Language, Angst to Fluff

🥹💗🙌🏾TAG LIST: @syraxnyra @cheshirenjp @g-l-1-t-c-h-3-r @insomniacticartist

Ps. It’s 50/50 proofread😔🤘🏾💗

—————————— ————————————————————dff

3 years earlier...

“I don't care no more JD. I will really walk out of this resort and leave again if that’s what you want .” I said, grabbing my helmet from the nicely made table.”

“So much for a Family Reunion.....Hope we meet again, but on better conditions.”

That all happened 3 years ago and you haven’t spoken to your brothers ever since. You felt bad for walking out again, but you knew JD was tired of seeing you and basically still called you a mistake. They looked so happy together and they all looked so confused to see me. I knew my h/c hair looked a little pale and had started to age on me, but was I really that dierent?

All those questions were swirling in my head like a blizzard. I was trying not to let it get to my head, but it stopped when I heard a little cute and tiny voice.

“Mommy are you ok?” my daughter asked me.

“Yea im ok sweetie just a little shaken up that's all.”

I didn’t want my little rose to worry so I only told her I was just lost in thought. I knew she didn’t fully believe me because she came up to me and rubbed my cheeks.

“Don’t cry mama it’s gone be ok” she said as she smiled and rubbed her small s/c hand onto my face. My little Rosie is courageous just like her papa/mama (you can pick their gender and what type of troll they are) but unfortunately they died while Rosie was still an egg. So now I'm a single mom with an amazing kid. I would've told Rosie that she has uncles, aunts, and cousins, but I just don’t know how she will react.

“Maybe i'll tell her once she’s from school” I thought to myself

“Ok Rose go on and get ready so you can get on the bus for school hun.” I said in my sweet voice while I headed downstairs to start on our breakfast.

“Ok mama!” Rosie screamed as she made her way to her room in our two story pod.

It has been 15 minutes and now me and Rosie are currently eating our pancakes/waes, bacon, and assorted fruits, until we hear a knock.

“I'll get it mama!” Rosie said as she took o from the table. All I did was mumble an ok as I started to finish up my food and get on washing our dishes. I knew Rosie was on her way back when I heard her little quick-paced pitters of her little feet running back to the dining room. “Mama It’s a letter in gold” Rosie said astonished at the elegant and gold adorned letter. “Let me see, Rose” I say as I puzzledly grabbed the letter and started to open it. “It’s a letter from the Queen of Pop?!” I say in a confused but excited tone. “What would she want with me? I haven’t even spoken or seen her before” I say more confused as I try to put two and two together. “It says to come to her palace pod tomorrow with a suitcase with at least 4 days worth of clothes.” “Mama, are we gonna go?” Rosie asked me as she jumped up and down excited to see a queen in person.” I don’t know hun, but we need to hurry up if you’re trying to go to school” I say in a hurried tone as I tried to rush her outside to get on the bus. Right when we stepped outside the bus pulled up. “Bye babyyyy!” I yelled at her while she got on the bus “Bye mamaaaa!” Rosie yells back before she gets on and takes a seat.

“Now that she’s on the bus let’s go get sum errands done” I thought aloud.

(TIME SKIP)

“I finally have the pod clean and some groceries in the fridge so now time for a little relaxation.” While I was planning on fixing a little movie day for myself I suddenly saw the flash of gold in the corner of my eye. “Oh yea the letter” I thought. I gathered my snacks, started the movie and picked up the letter to inspect it further. “Why does the Queen want me?” “I hope I haven’t broken any royal law or something that I didn’t know about.”

Before I could continue my thinking session, I look over to the time and see that it’s around the time Rosie should be getting home. “Guess I might as well head outside” I say aloud to myself. As I opened the door I saw my little girl running towards me with a big smile and excited to see me again. “How was school hun, Are you hungry?” I asked her as i'm ready to prepare her some fresh blueberries and strawberries as a treat. “Yes momma I am and school was sooo fun.” She told me as she grabbed her bowl full of fruit and went to sit on the couch.

“Momma have you decided yet?” Rosie asked me as she suddenly appeared beside me to put her bowl in the sink. “How- Huh- When- Anyways what are you talking about baby?” I asked slightly surprised at how fast she finished her fruit AND how fast she showed up beside me.

“I’m talking about the letter momma.” Rosie said as she tilted her head. “Are we going to see the pretty Queen tomorrow?” I didn’t want to ruin her spirit, so I said yea and watched as she dragged me to her room to pack.

TIME SKIP TO THE MORNING (Sorry yall)

“Wake up hun we have to get ready to go over to the palace.” I shook Rosie so she could get ready. “Ok mama” Rosie said as she got ready.

After we got ready we started to head towards the palace

“Do you think she will let me wear one of her crowns, mama?” Rosie asked me as she daydreamed of the once-in-a-lifetime request. “I don’t know, baby, but are you excited?” I said as I let my little excitement show. “OF COURSE I AM!!” She screamed as she ran further ahead to the Queen’s pod. All I did was chuckle and hurried to catch up to her.

Once we finally made it to the palace, we were greeted by some guard trolls. “Ahhh Miss Y/N, The Queen is waiting for you inside. Would you like me to escort you?” The slight green guard asked me. They seemed to be a little taken back to seeing a child with me, but they decided to ignore it. “Of course, I would love that.” I said as I let them lead me into the huge pod.

Knock Knock Knock

“Your Majesty, Ms. Y/N is here, just as you requested.”

The guard said as she led us into a bright room where the Queen and some of her guards sat. “OMG it is sooo nice to finally meet you. Well oofficially meet if you really think about it.” The Queen said as she ran up to me.

“Awwww and I see you’ve brought a little guest with you too.” The queen said as she smiled giddily like a kid. “Your Majesty, it is a pleasure to meet you too and this is my daughter, Rosie.” I said as I watched as Rosie grow excited and nervous little by little. “Oh I didn’t know Branch had a niece and please just call me Poppy.” “Wait- You know my brother?” I asked Poppy as she looked at me in disbelief. “Um- yea Branch is my boyfriend”

“Wait- so how do you know ME? And why did you send me a letter to bring extra clothes?” I was confused and perplexed as to why THE Pop Queen wants me and how she knows that I was related to Branch. Branch didn’t even know about me and yet she still found me. “Mama who’s Branch?” Rosie asked me as she heard me ask Poppy how she knew my brother. “Honey I’ll tell you later, but right now me and Queen Poppy have to have a very serious conversation” “Ok mama” She said as she went to mess with one of the female guards.

“Look, I hope I'm not coming of disrespectful or anything, but please tell me why you need me.” I looked at Poppy desperately for an answer. “Branch wanted to see you and wanted to finally meet you and he wanted you to be in his life again.” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing and only nodded and swallowed the lump that formed in my throat. My little brother wanted to finally meet me. “I know it was weird to get a letter from the palace, but I really wanted to surprise Branch with his Older sister that he has never met before, except for that time you came to Bruce’s diner and surprised us all.” She rambled on and on, but you stopped her before she could continue. “Poppy- it’s ok and I'm glad Branch wants to see me.” I said as I watched a small smile formed on her face. “Looks like we’re right on time” Poppy says as she hears a few knocks from the gigantic doors.

She looked towards the enterance me and Rosie came through. Right then I couldn’t do anything, but stare at him.

He was a tall dull blue troll with blackish/dark bluish hair. “Branch?” I said as I felt the tears fall o my face. He looked just as shocked as I was. “Y/N...”

Before he could finish I ran and gave him the biggest hug in the world. I felt my shoulder getting damper by the second from his own tears, but I didn’t mind at all. “Oh spirits! It’s so nice to finally and properly see my baby brother besides having to stare at a blue decorated egg.” I said pulling away from him and moving his face around like he was a tiny little kid. (Kinda like what Clay did in the movie) “WHAT!” A loud scream was heard in the corner. Coming up to Branch was your daughter with a hung open mouth. “MOMMY HAS A BROTHER?!” Rosie screamed as she looked between you and her uncle. “Yes hunny I do” I laughed at my daughter's confusion. “Wait, you have a daughter?” Branch asked me as if he couldn't believe that he was an uncle to other kids besides Bruce’s. “Yes I do and Her name is Rosie.” I said as I looked at Branch’s face from my daughter’s name being named after our late grandma. “That was nice of you” He said to me before excusing himself to go talk to Poppy.

“GUESS WHO’S BACK” a loud deep yell was heard. “Ahh Fuck” I said out loud without realising.

Once I said that you could’ve heard a penny hitting the floor.

“Um surprise” Poppy said as she looked between me and JD and the tension in the air. “Um Rosie how about you go with Aunt Poppy and Uncle Branch while me and you Uncle JD talk.” She was stunned AGAIN for me dropping ANOTHER secret uncle onto her. Before she could go and bombard us with questions she was pulled out of the room with Branch and Poppy. I didn’t notice my other brothers being in the room with us too until I saw them backing out of the room also.

“Why are you here?” JD asked me, crossing his scarred arms and raising one eyebrow. “I was invited by Poppy. She helped me and Branch properly meet each other.” I waited for him to say some dumb crap about me, but it never came. I was ready to walk out of the room, but slight hiccups and snies were heard from the older man that was across from me. “What the-” “I'm so sorry Y/N. I never meant for you to leave. I was to caught up with trying to hit the family harmony and I totally fucked it up.”

HE was apologizing....

After so long..

I didn’t know how to feel and I only stared at him with a mix of shock and disbelief. “It’s hard being the oldest and ever since mom and dad left, It’s just been me. I shouldn’t have lashed out on you. You were never the problem, but when you left the pod when we were younger, it had done something to me and had made me live with regret ever since.” He meant every word, as his eyes started to become bloodshot from the constant streams of salty streaks running down his eyes.

“I get if you don’t want to speak to me ever again bu-”

It went silent…..

Jd was being embraced. You felt like everything was complete. He finally apologized and wanted to make things better. “I forgive you.” You said with tears in your eyes. “Thank you” was all he could muster up as he held onto you like his life depended on it. Everything was great until the door was busted wide open by one particular person. “BROZONE ARE MY UNCLES! AND MY AUNT IS THE FREAKING QUEEN!” Rosie said as she ran to me as if I said no more candy forever. Clay and the rest of them walked into the room ready to ask questions and hang out and I couldn’t wait to tell them everything “Guess the Family Reunion did happen again” I said as I looked at JD. “And on better conditions like you said”.

I HOPE YALL ENJOYED AND IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YALL WAIT WEEKS FOR THIS STORY😔I NEED TO DO BETTER BUT I HOPE YALL ARE SATISFIED

[fossilzfog]

g r a bs y ou

do you have, hcs about terzo and his ghouls, perchance??

*INHALES* (know I’m writting this at like 12 am because I couldn’t sleep lol)

BUT DO I???? Hope ur ready for rambles, some self projecting and A LOT of queer ghouls

-Terzo-

Some may not like me but terzo is a RAGING she/he (sorta like my nihil) BUT unlike Nihil she is more fem leaning. In my head he only used the title papa cause she thought it sounded cooler then mama. He has a tummy tattoo of the grucifix also piercings (which were inspired by her older brother secondo cause to me bros loaded with them). Out of all his siblings he’s closest to Secondo because they r actually twins! (It makes sense with my hc of Nihil ok?) she absolutely LOVES her omega they are married. Would actually see she doesn’t like wine? (He’d prefer literally any fruity cocktail over it) honestly I can see she doesn’t like the taste of alcohol at all.

-Air-

Element: Air

Air is actually on the older side, Air is THEE sore joint haver. He’s older after all, but I do think he’s had these problems his whole life and they simply got worse with age. He loves warm baths, especially when he’s molting, helps get rid of those stubborn stuck feathers! Actually sorta has a father child relationship with zeph, because not only was he zephyrs mentor he also did in fact raise them!

The animal Air resembles: Raven!

-Zephyr-

Element: Air

Zephyr I feel is not nonbinary but I believe it’s called gender void? (Correct me if I’m wrong!) but basically zephyr has never once felt connected to ANY gender or label. Zephyr also sorta just uses all pronouns. Just like their father Zephyrs got some joint pain more specifically arthritis, so that’s why they sit a lot lol. Also a warm bath enjoyer may I add. Zephyr was actually an orphaned squeak! (Which btw ghestie the word for a baby dove is a squeaker and I think ur missing out on using that for terms for baby ghouls) zephyr was just sorta summoned by accident without their bio parents, so Air got super attached to this tiny little baby and went “this is mine now” no one stopped him

The animal Zephyr resembles: canary! (Yellow is a good colour for them this take is inspired by puppsworld on here!)

-Omega-

Element: Quintessence

Omega is big, he’s also very fatherly, he’s also terzo’s beloved man thing. He’s a very *very* lovey dovey ghoul, grand gestures of affection are like his thing. He volunteers at the nursery! He just loves the itty bitty babies and he must protect. A little sad him and terzo never got to have kits of their own , but at the same time he fully understands that it just wasn’t in the cards. Speaking of cards he’s an avid little card trick guy! Lots of the younger ghouls love getting him to do little tricks for them (Phantom especially). He also likes card tricks, does little magic shows for the kiddos

Animal Omega resembles: a house cat!

-Aether-

Element: Quintessence/Air

Firstly. TRANS AETHER HE IS TRANS, second him and Omega are actually very close! (Someone had to mentor him) Aether actually really looks up to Omega, Omegas even the person who helps him with his T-Shots! On another note Aether is scared of needles, but in the “really works himself up about it. Then he gets the shot and is like “that was easy!” So he agrees to it again” kinda way. Also fond of da kits, but like in the “gets baby fever whenever he sees something small and helpless”. He is an endometriosis haver and literally uses his gf (dew) as his own personal purring hot water bottle (I fuckin wish I had a fire gf for my period problems ugh). Lastly him and dewdrop are T4T babyyyy! (Basically he’s me /hj)

Animal Aether most resembles: A black cat and crow!

-Delta- Element: Quintessence/Water Hmmm I feel Delta is jus sorta there yknow? lol. He replaced Omega when he went and retired, and I feel a possible reason for that is because they are closer. I can also see Delta would like watercolour painting? I don't know guy seems like he would lol. I also feel he might have minor health problems relating to his heart Animal Delta most resembles: A orca and a wolf dog! -Mist- Element: Water

*rubs hands together evily* I **love** Mist, and am a firm believer in she's sorta goes for a gender neutral look. That and all pronouns Mist. Outside of the band I feel like she enjoys a lot of just hands on things? Like my one example I will give is she like whittling, and she often gives her carvings to packmates to show she cares. Because I feel like she may not be the best at properly expressing herself (autism?? Idk maybe me too tho.) Animal Mist most resembles: A reef shark

-Alpha- Element: Earth/Fire Alpha is one of the few canon ghouls who I see as a parent. That being Alpha is the (debatably) proud mama of Ifrit, and yknow it's really embarrassing because Alpha's like one of THOSE moms and calls Ifrit "Apple Fritter" in front of his pack. Alpha and omega did kindaaa have a thing at one point, but like it was really short. So now they are simply best buds!(and yes. Alpha just show alll the embarrassing Kit photos of his Apple Fritter lol). Lastly I feel like Alpha is unlabeled, but in short he likes He/Him but fem terms? Like Mom, Lady, Wife etc (that ones a little self projecty whoops) Animal Alpha most resembles: Thorny devil and domesticated goat -Ifrit- Element: Earth/Fire As mentioned above he's the itty little baby of Alpha, and Alpha will remind him every day that he can never escape his kit pictures/j. He's actually a lot smaller then his mom, like he was born and Alpha had to take a double take cause he was a jellybean to him, now is Ifrit actually small? No not at all Alpha is just freakishly big. (so is Omega!). Now because Ifrit was just soo teeny tiny to Alpha, he freaked out over everything in the beginning because "HES SO SMALL WHAT IF HE GETS HURT???". This was not true to any extent, Ifrit was in fact the biggest kit in the nursery. Good thing is Omega sorta just went "are you dumb?", and helped Alpha realize that his kit was in fact not made of glass lol. Ifrit was born on the surface, and actually does view Omega like a second parental figure (it's really sweet trust) Animal Ifrit most resembles: Same as Alpha

-Pebble- Element: Earth Pebble is in fact the smallest earth ghoul the ministry has ever summoned. But despite what some may believe Pebble does not in fact care. He like Mist likes carving and whittling, they are actually friends because of their common interest. Pebble also likes to stargaze at night, he mainly does this with Ivy. Also him an Ivy got this really weird undisclosed relationship, and by that I mean are they dating? Are they not? No one knows

Animal Pebble most resembles: a white tailed deer

-Ivy-

Element: Earth

Ivy actually had come from a different ministry location! They transferred over to “our” location. Ivy actually is a big fan of tattoos, Ivy even does them for over ghouls! A lot of Ivys tattoos are actually star themed, because it’s special to Ivy since that’s how they and Pebble bonded.

Animal Ivy most resembles: a mountain goat

-Mountain-

Element! Earth

Oh mountain my beloved…Firstly she’s like everyone’s fav cuddle buddy. Because he just lays there and lets the “likely” smaller ghoul friend snuggle riiight up. To no one’s surprise she hates shoes but also socks, the only time he will wear footwear is when glamoured (because hooves gone), and a lot of the time Mountain will wear them because tile floors are Mountains number 1 enemy. Enjoys tattoos like Ivy but gets more botanical themed ones, alongside “special” ones (I.E things designed by her pack or things his pack has said!). He likes poetry

Animal Mountain most resembles: A Shire Horse!!!

-Dewdrop-

Element: Water/Fire

Oh boy ok first. TransFem Dew. Second oooo she likes her big guy Aether acting all lovey dovey to herrr. Like Dew likes classic romance, but also she is definitely the one who will go “mmm excuse me? He asked for no pickles!”, so it’s still probably the most common view of Dew. Like she’s still a hissy gal but in the, “will defend her loved ones with her life” way. She is literally so attached to her whole pack they are hers and she is theirs (besties for life I say!), she likes having any of her pack do her hair while to listen to metal, (Personally I feel Dew would be a NuMetal fan, that or classic heavy). She loves girl nights with Mist, they are basically sisters! Especially since Mist was the one who taught he bass. I also have a strong feeling she likes BBQ…idky-

Animal Dew most resembles!: a koi fish and bush viper!

Anywaaaay those r my like immediate thoughts for the ghouls! (Took lots of breaks writing this because I had to think between abt them lol) so sorry if they are rambley! I really did try! And here’s hoping I didn’t miss anyone lol

[blueberries-bah]

an alter to match insomnia… because silly husband and spouse…. ALSO HI BABYYYY!!!

Hey my love!<3

🫐N a m e s ; ; Anastasia , Adeline , Sable.

🫐 G e n d e r ; ; cisfem , dollgender , lacefem

🫐P r n s ; ; she/her , shi/hir , frill/fringe , doll/dollself

🫐O r i e n t ; ; spectrasexual , nebulasexual , Polyam

🫐C ! I d s ; ; Dead , spirit , obsessed , dependent , BPD , chronic back pain

🫐 T ! I d s ; ; Alive , loved , worshipped , adored , normal , null pain , age (is over 200, wishes shi was 20.)

🫐P a r a s ; ; up to requester because I can't find my list!!!!

🫐 S o u r c e ; ; brainmade

🫐M o d ; ; 🫐 Andre!!

(side note, I didn't think this through much hi hello!!)

🫐Appearance!!🫐

[skeletonsonparade]

enot rainworld

favorite thing about them: probably like. just the general weirdness that surrounds them and how completely out of place they are. muy freak.

least favorite thing about them: its not necessarily them specifically but im too scared to actually play their campaign /lh

favorite line: g a m e r

brOTP: platonically i like reversal (survivor x inv) and error 404 (nightcat x inv)

OTP: IF I CAN BE COMPLETELY HONEST i don’t have one single inv otp? but i think zip bomb (artificer x inv) is funny

nOTP: i understand the appeal of godmode (saint x inv) but im not a fan

random headcanon: i think every time they try to ascend they get more and more physically fucked up so at the start of the timeline they’re still slugcat shaped but by the end they’re all fucked up and uncanny

unpopular opinion: PEOPLE NEED TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH THEIR INVS BESIDES JUST MAKING THEM THE HORNY ONE like yes they’re horny and girlfail but PLEASE

song i associate with them: ABSOLUTE TERRITORY KEN ASHCORP BABYYYY

favorite picture of them: i like their ascension ending pic. eyes full of wonder

[snowfadings]

meet my stuffies !! ── ♡

🌿tucker - (he/him) my babiest baby boy :] i will probably post so many pics of him n plan to get him so many clothes + a paci (note: pls be careful going 2 this acc but the post itself is safe!) tucker is a bab frog ♡ 🌸amelia - (she/her) my hugmallow !! she is a pink cheetah ! i got her for myself for my birthday a few years ago !! 🍂dune - (they/them) oh my babyyyy i love dune so somuch they are one of my favorite babies 2 cuddle with <3 they r a little baby goat plush! ❄️gerard / g - (he/they) lol u can probably guess who this baby is named after :'] they r a little penguin i got from an aquarium !

🐘ezra - (they/them) an elephant ! such a good road trip buddy 🪻milkshake - (they/she) a v little cow w/ purple spots & a bandana. this baby holds soso much sentimental value for me i love her &lt;3 🍞good ol' banjo mcsquiggle - (he/him) if any of u play or ever played toontown u may remember the silly name generator, that's how i picked this guys name :] i wanna make or buy a bowtie for him! he is also a goat like dune, but slightly bigger ☁️pocket lint - (it/its) hehe this name was for fun but stuck. another goat but even smaller than dune !! i swear there's a reason for the goat theme 🫧toby - (they/them) pretty shiny owl w sequins ! their sequins r reversible, one side is white n the other is iridescent !! ☕todd - (he/him) rottweiler plush w/ a little easter bunny headband! 💕baby - (she/her) grey schnauzer w/ a valentine's day themed bandana &lt;3 💧tuna - (she/they) o she is so so cute n cozy n comforting. little blue and white purrito :] 🍏nash - (he/him) weighted dino plushie !! such a calming little guy 🦎flannery - (he/him) bearded dragon fuzzamallow, so so soft 🐳laslow - (he/him) beluga whale squishmallow ! he is such a good stuffy to cuddle with !! 🦄mystic - (she/her) unicorn beanie baby :]🦇diego - (all pronouns bc i said so!!!) skelanimal bat :] !!! my other babiest boy 🦥dangler - (he/him) beanie boo sloth, was gifted him for my birthday a few years ago :] 🩵taffy - (she/her) light blue easter themed bunny ☃️dasher - (he/him) jus a little reindeer guy ! 🐮winston - (any pronouns) little cream colored cow w/ some brown spots on their head 🐢franklin - (he/him) yes he is a sea turtle not a regular turtle but either way he is a turtle so i named him franklin ! he's a sea turtle beanie boo 🐯tiggy - (she/her) tiger beanie boo w green eyes and inner ears, she's so cute :']

+ bonus: lps customs !! 🐈misha - (she/her) siamese kitty w tiger pajamas she is just a little baby .. my love &lt;3 🌈sherbet - (she/they) rainbow bear w beautiful glittery eyes i will try to keep the list updated as much as i can !!

[nedlittle]

here's my impression of the screenplay for bringing up baby (1938)

SUsan? daVID! lshdlkhsdklhdslkhsdds WHERE'S BABY alskndshkfuefdkjsf THE I N T E R C O S T A L C L A V I C A L wonksdjhkdskiuxwwlk geOOOOORGE? where's george? alsjlenkdsiuskh 🎵 i can't give yoooouu anything but looooove babyyyy 🎵 wppmzussdkjhda B O O O O N E??? msiuswknssksk suSAN! DAvid? asdfghkleruidf BECAUSE I JUST WENT G A Y ALL OF A SUDDEN [leopard roaring]

[praebitorem-glaciei]

Marilla NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Marilla is a little rushed with aftercare but mainly cause she wants to clean up as quickly as possible so the cuddles can be clean and comfy.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

She doesn't have a favourite body part on herself because she can change herself so.. easily.. talk about body issues. Anyways her favourite part on a partner is their chest though!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Well Marilla can cum in more than just the traditional afab manner.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She's a voyeur

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She has a surprising amount of experience for someone who gets catfished and stood up a bunch

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

It changes every day and depending on physiology soo

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Marilla thinks it should be fun and interesting! She doesn't want it to be a serious transaction.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Uhm, also changes a lot? And no the carpet does not match, she dyes her hair constantly. But its dark and thick, very French/Latin genes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Romantic! She'll hold your hand and praise you softly. Loooves to kiss your neck during it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She actually doesn't masturbate at ALL. She finds no use for it!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Hair pulling!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bath<3

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Her partner wanting her<3 She wants to be wanted, drives her crazzzzzy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Physically hurt her s/o I'm afraid</3

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

LOVES to give. She can do some weird things with her tongue, yk, shapeshifting.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on the vibe? No set thing. Very open minded.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Why not?

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

For the most part, yes! Again, why not?

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Sorcerer stamina go brrr. FOX stamina?? oh fates..

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

who needs toys when you can just manipulate your body? She has some cock rings and straps though.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Massive tease....... Heavy petting and kissing for an hour before she even slides her hands up your shirt.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Uhm. Loud lol

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

She will switch up her genitalia each time she has sex lol

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Naturally? A v v tight pussy, some nice neat hair, cute. Other times? Girldick babyyyy

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not very, very mellow! But she'll have lots of sex if you want

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As soon as clean up is doneeee, aftercare is cuddles and a nap

[elizarivers]

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a - asscheeks (fuck.)

b - babyyyy (fuck.)

c - cutie (fuck.)

d - dies

e - eaters

f - food

g - gorgeous

h - hole (fuck.)

i - it’s

j - Jack

k - kind

l - links

m - mommy (fuck.)

n - network (tf??)

o - Ohio

p - pleasee

Q - quality

r - rated

s - sex (fuck.)

t - top (fuck.)

u - uranium

v - valance

w - weiner

x - zehn (tf?)

y - you

z - zero

Alright I have seen people test out autocorrect for each letter. Time to try it myself‼️‼️

A - antifurry

B - big back

C - can

D - do

E - E scooter

F - For

G - Go

H - Have

I - I

J - Jackson

K - Know

L - lol

M - Mask

N - N word 😭

O - Of

P - Pm

Q - What

R - Real

S - Sorry

T - To

U - Ur

V - Video

W - W rizz 🤫🧏‍♂️

X - X EMME?? (With the amount of times I've shipped @brodiedoesthings with @the-side-of-blogs this makes sense)

Y - Yes

Z - Zoom

[whereconfusionisarhyme]

every song in in trousers is a euphemism for sex. except for the ones about sex, those aren’t about sex. obviously.

[hamletandthegang]

Funeral

Hamlet sped down the sidewalk on a rented bicycle. He could see the castle, far ahead of him. His phone had been remarkably quiet, no frantic texts from Horatio or Annalise, or even his mother. Guildenstern and Rosencrantz were probably still in the middle of the English Channel, and Hamlet wondered how long they’d float. That probably sounds sadistic, he thought, but he didn’t have time to dwell on it, as he was already nearing the castle. He hoped nothing else had happened since he’d been sent off, it had only been a day, so most likely everything was fine.

He ditched the bike by the row of trees on the lawn and rushed into the castle. It was quiet, and empty of everyone save a few guards stationed here and there. He checked many of the rooms, but after a while gave up and sat down in a chair to catch his breath. Where were they? The castle was rarely quiet, it gave him an eerie feeling that something was very wrong.

He turned his head, and looked out the window. He stood up sharply, spotting the small group of people standing in a field by a bunch of candles set up around… something, he couldn’t tell what.

He rushed out of the room, and down the steps to a door that led him to the hill outside of the castle, and he skirted around the edge towards the group of people, careful not to be seen.

He made his way around to the ridge right next to the large group, and watched them from over the top of it.

It was a small group, composed of the King and Queen, Laertes, Annalise, Horatio, and a few others, completed by a preacher who was speaking from a small book in his hands. He seemed to finish his speech, Hamlet wasn’t close enough to hear what he said, and slowly, people filed by the circle of candles and pictures in a line, each placing a small pink flower into the circle.

Hamlet realized that Ophelia wasn’t there. Laertes, Horatio, and Annalise brought up the rear of the line, but not Ophelia. If it was Polonius’ funeral, she certainly would’ve been there. So it couldn’t be his…

Laertes stopped in front of the candles, and placed his flower on top of the others. “Goodbye, sister,” Hamlet saw him say, and a sinking feeling settled in the pit of his stomach.

At this point, most of the people had left to their various cars and were driving back to the main road, but the close family and friends were staying behind, a group consisting of only the King and Queen, the preacher, Laertes, Horatio, and Annalise.

“I’m sorry!” Laertes’ voice broke sharply as tears began to stream down his face. Horatio’s usually pale face was completely red and blotchy from crying, and Annalise was keeping a calm expression, although her eyes were red from crying the night before. “I loved you, I promise I did,” Laertes whispered and sobbed, and Hamlet felt the rage bubbling up inside of him again.

Before he thought about what he was doing, he had leapt over the ridge and strode over to where Laertes and his friends stood.

Everyone turned and looked at him, shocked to see him back already. “Is she…?” He started, and bent down to see the pictures of Ophelia placed around the candles. He looked up at Horatio, praying he would shake his head, but he only stared back at him sadly. “She can’t be, I was only gone a day. Did she do it?” He added, voice barely audible. Annalise nodded, not daring to open her mouth for fear of breaking down again. Hamlet sat down, realizing what must’ve happened.

Laertes began to sob softly into his hand, and Hamlet looked up at him, disgust written all over his face. Hamlet and Laertes both were hot-headed and impulsive, and Horatio and Annalise looked at each other with concern, wondering whether to separate them or let them go. “How can you even pretend to care?” He asked. “You were terrible to her, you and your father were completely despicable-”

“At least I loved her enough not to kill her father!” Laertes barked, unable to keep his anger at bay. He dove at Hamlet and tackled him to the ground, and punched him near his eye. Annalise shrieked and Horatio ran to get Laertes off of him, but before he could even get near them Hamlet had thrown Laertes off, rolled over, and stood up.

“At least I didn’t manipulate her for her whole life!” Hamlet shouted back as Laertes struggled to his feet, dirty blond hair falling in his face.

“At least you didn’t tell her it was her fault,” Annalise muttered under her breath spitefully, and Hamlet spun around.

“He did what?”

Annalise nodded, expression completely dead as she looked over at Laertes. He dusted himself off and rushed at Hamlet again, full of passion. Hamlet easily dodged him and kicked the side of his knee, sending him to the floor again. Laertes was a fantastic fighter in all things fencing, guns, and even street fighting tactics, but he was completely overwhelmed and driven into a frenzy, and Hamlet had no trouble overpowering him.

The priest and the King grabbed him and hoisted him off the ground, kicking and shouting as Hamlet taunted him. “You were her brother, and a shitty one at that- I loved her more than life itself, I would’ve done anything for her. What did you do? In her hour of need, you didn’t comfort her or even help her!!”

“Shut up!” Laertes shouted, still being held back.

“You did the same to Horatio when you burned down Notre Dame!” Hamlet reminded him, and Horatio looked at him, not wanting to bring that up, but Hamlet kept talking. “You gaslight and manipulate everyone you come into contact with, even your own sister!”

Laertes wrenched himself out of their arms and ran at Hamlet, “You killed my dad! You sick bastard! You’re a murderer!” And threw another punch. Hamlet expected it and dodged, but stumbled backwards when Laertes hit him with a second blow. Then they were on the ground again, and were finally drug away from each other.

Horatio shoved Hamlet back so he wouldn’t try to rush at Laertes again, and Hamlet finally stopped. “Watch your goddamn back, Laertes,” he said as he walked away towards the castle, Horatio and Annalise following him.

Gertrude hurried after him, and Claudius stopped Laertes from following, “You must be patient, I told you that you will get your revenge, if you keep your head and anger down!” he said angrily, and Laertes looked at the ground.

“I’m gonna fucking kill him,” he muttered.

“Oh I’m counting on it,” Claudius smiled. “But there is a time and place for everything, young man, and for now, I want you to go and cool down.” Claudius fished a stack of bills out of his pocket and handed it to him. “Go to the city and stay there, I will call you back when the time is right.”

Laertes looked at him, then sighed and began to walk off towards the parking lot where his car was.

Claudius sighed and went back to the castle.

***

Hamlet sat on the counter by the bathroom sink, as Horatio dabbed at his face with a cloth and Annalise stood behind him watching. His eye was beginning to bruise over from where Laertes had hit him, and both his left eye and the side of his nose and upper cheek were starting to turn purple.

“So, you’re back.” Horatio spoke as he re-wetted the towel he was holding.

“Yeah,” Hamlet said hoarsely.

“Where’s Rosencrantz and Guildenstern?” Annalise asked. “I haven’t had a text back from them in a while.” When Hamlet didn’t answer, she asked again. “Hamlet? Where are they?”

“They were going to kill me,” he started, and Horatio put down the towel. “I found the letter. My uncle was sending them with me so they’d kill me when we got to England.”

“What letter?” Horatio asked, getting nervous.

“There was a letter, in the King’s seal, that said I was to be executed the moment the ship got there. Rosencrantz had it in his pocket, he had to have been bribed or something.”

“Did they know about it?”

“How could they not?” Hamlet’s voice began to rise.

“Well, did they read the letter?!” Anna asked exasperatedly.

Hamlet realized that the letter had not previously been opened, it was possible that they hadn’t known…

“I- I don’t know...”

Horatio interrupted him, “Hamlet, where are they right now?”

Hamlet took a breath, and began to explain everything- the boat ride, the pirate attack, his journey back to the southern tip of Denmark, taking a trolley back up to their city, and biking all the way back to the castle, and he finished with a sigh with Horatio and Annalise staring at him.

Anna took a breath, then started, “Hamlet, why can’t you go more than 24 hours without killing someone?” but stopped as her phone buzzed. She opened it to find a message from Marc. It was a picture of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern sitting on a bench in Rosencrantz’ cafe, completely wrapped up in blankets by a fireplace. The message read: “Fished these hyperthermic boys out of the ocean, did y’all lose them?”

“Thank Christ,” Annalise breathed as she bolted out of the bathroom and began to call Marc. Horatio gave Hamlet a look of What the fuck dude? and followed her out.

[punnybee]

Having your favorite character's (unofficial) theme song stuck in your head is both a blessing and a curse

[slasherwife]

Can you do Ash + slashers with an S/o who sits on their slasher whenever theyre sitting? Like "oh your sitting down? Then I'm gonna sit on your lap instead of one of the other empty 5 seats"

oof all these adorable asks i can’t— 💕💕

Thomas Hewitt

Tommy would be too flustered to even realize there were so many seats around him, he also thinks ur way out of his league so he would just be like “!!!!!” 😳💕💕

afterwards he might laugh and get all warm inside seeing that out of all the seats around you you chose his lap 🥺💖 like UWU my babyyyy 😭

after his moment of shock, he would avert his eyes and his blushy face while running his hands up and down your waist and thighs, giving them an affectionate squeeze before holding you 😖💕💕

Jason Vorhees

Jason would be even more blushy than tommy on this one 🥺 because mentally he’s at most a 16 year old boy

he would look down at you drowning in fluttery bashful feelings, before unleashing his gentle side and wrapping himself around you 😭💖

he smiles down on you, emitting those warm infp vibes he gives, and contemplates how lucky he is 🥺💕

also he wouldn’t care all that there were empty seats around him he’s just grateful you chose him imo 💕

Michael Myers

ew affection??? c r i n g e

he would be annoyed as u innocently climb onto him because this man be a BEAST, but ofc he is severely affection starved,🥺

so dont be alarmed when he hesitantly melts into you, wanting to feel you even closer to him and to feel your body heat 🥺💕

he might pretend he’s annoyed that you ignored the other seats and chose him, but irl he thought it was adorable and he will now carry you everywhere 💕

Bo Sinclair

“you just couldn’t stay away, could you?” asshole is asshole. but he does it in a hot way that’s annoying 💖

gets all smug, gets stupidly sexual about it, squeezing your ass just to get your reaction, “was that too hard, baby?” then positions your face at him so you’re looking up into his eyes as he strokes your cheek 🥺💕

he has all the control in this situation, and loves that you constantly come back for more because who can resist this hottie? 😍 he teases you for being so desperate for him you can’t help but ignore all the other seats and come to him 💕✨✨

Brahms Heelshire

becomes stiff, but it’s replaced quickly with excitement that he bottles up very poorly :D💕

he tries to be a gentleman like he’s read in classic books and stuff, but he just ends up getting excited like a child and wraps his arms around you and rocks you back in forth in a strong embrace 😊💕

he’s utterly flattered that you choose to do this every single time he sits and he NEVER complains. he’ll even treat it like a game 🙃💘

it just feeds his ego more when it’s when there’s empty seats around him, turning devious as he sees that you love him that much 😊💕💕

Ash Williams

ash wouldn’t even flinch he’d be like “ah my baby has arrived” uwu 💕 he wouldn’t make snooty comments like bo, but he’d have that look in his eye that you know he’s smug about it 😂💕

he’d be surprisingly sweet, asking u how your day went and asking why you feel so sweet today lel 💕

he’d actually suggest you find another seat, pointing to a spot next to him or across from him, just to see what you’d do haha

if u play along w him he wouldn’t let u leave he’d be like “GODDAM I WAS KIDDING BOO” 😂😂💕💕💕💕

[imasimpforshanks]

Hi there!

I hope you're doing great. Ehm... May I requests Law for either the romantic or the Angst alphabet? I just can't decide that and would like you to choose from it.

I'm really looking forward to your work. Other than that have a nice day/eve. ♡

Fluff Alphabet - Trafalgar Law

a/n: hi there!!! thank you for requesting and for your kind words 💓 I chose the fluff alphabet because our man has suffered enough and I couldn’t handle writing out angst for him 🙃 ANWAYSSSS pls enjoy x

A-Activities (what do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?)

During the little free time he has, Law loves to spend it with you doing anything lowkey. He’s usually pretty exhausted from everything going on, so taking some time to wind down and read a good book with you tucked him next to him reading you’re a book of your own is his ideal way to spend time with you.

That being said, if you are a person who prefers to do something active, Law won’t say no to that (so long as it’s not Luffy level active).

B-Beauty (what do they admire about their s/o? what do they think is beautiful about them?)

Law admires your way of thinking. You always seem to bring a fresh, unique perspective and now he can’t help but ask for your input on everything. This is also what he finds the most beautiful about you. He’s never been one to care that much about what is on the outside. To Law, it’s what is on the inside that counts (who knew law was so cliché;)). Your mind and the way it works is a wonder to behold and Law counts himself very lucky that he is the one that gets to see you in action the most.

C-Comfort (how would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?)

Law takes a very pragmatic approach when it comes to comforting his s/o. He’s a doctor, so its only natural for him to think in this way. He asks you directly what’s wrong and how he could help – it’s the most logical thing to do and the quickest way to ensure you are feeling comforted.

D-Dreams (how do they picture the future with their s/o?)

In the future Law wants to live a simple, quiet life with you. Somewhere secluded and far away from all the noise and chaos of the world. You’ll live in a nice house (nothing too fancy), with a child or two running around acting out their parents’ infamous pirate adventures.

E-Equal (are they the dominant one in the relationship or rather passive?)

He tends to take the more dominant role in the relationship. For the sake of your safety and his sanity, he prefers to be the one to take charge with you following his lead. But, he does still value your input in almost all decisions.

F-Fight (would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?)

Your fights tend to be pretty short lived resulting in forgiveness and apologies from both sides relatively quickly. He really doesn’t like to stay mad at you for too long – he’d much rather have you two on the same page.

Most fights are caused by stress and concerns of health and safety, so Law does a lot of eye rolling and using his title as a ‘doctor’ as justification that he knows what he’s doing so you just need to chill – but like I said these fights are very short lived.

G-Gratitude (how grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?)

Before he met you, Law’s life was very dull. Yes, he has his fair share of adventures and fun with his crew, but there was something missing from his life. But then you came along, bringing a little more colour into his life. Instead of being exhausted and tense from dealing with everything alone, you forced your way in and pried him open, allowing him to share his burdens. For that, Law is eternally grateful.

H-Honesty (do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?)

Initially, Law tried to hide quite a lot. He was very selective about the information he shared with you. It’s not that he didn’t trust you, he just struggled to share things with others – his past has made him very closed off. But, before he knew it you managed to weasel your way in, and soon he found himself confiding in you about everything. The only time he ever keeps a secret is if knowing it will jeopardize your safety.

I-Inspiration (did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?)

I touched on this a little bit before, but you were able to teach Law the relief and comfort that comes with trusting and relying on others. Because of you, he was able to learn that its important to not deal with everything on your own.

J-Jealousy (do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?).

It’s not often that Law gets jealous. It’s an ugly emotion, plus he feels no need to be jealous since he trust you with his whole heart. However, if he was to get jealous, he is definitely the quiet jealous type. His fists clench a little tighter, his frown deepens ever so slightly, and he just doesn’t speak. He doesn’t ignore you though, rather he chooses to curt replies until he eventually gets over it or if it’s really bothering him he may bring it up with you.

K-Kisses (are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?).

He is a very inexperienced kisser, not having (or wanting) many romantic relationships in his past. Even so, he’s surprisingly not horrible (but not great either) at kissing. Maybe it has something to do with his deep knowledge and understanding of the way the human body works. Unfortunately, during your first kiss he tried to rely a little too much on his ‘knowledge’ rather than melting in to it. It wasn’t a horrible first kiss, it just felt a little stiff. The desire was there, but it was as if he were afraid to give in to the emotions he was feeling and reading your signals. However, after a little communication and guidance he’s now an expert.

L-Love confession (how would they confess to their s/o?)

It was in the heat of the moment after you had done something completely and utterly stupid, that almost cost you your life. He wasn’t intending on doing it right then and there, in fact he actually had a whole plan of how and when he was going to tell you how he felt. But seeing you lying in the infirmary after having to operate on you was more than he could handle and before he knew it the words just slipped out.

M-Marriage (do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?)

Marriage is indeed something Law wants. You wouldn’t expect it but after you two officially got together, it wasn’t more than a month before Law started thinking about marriage. He knows now isn’t the time for marriage, but it’s definitely in his plans for the next few years or so.

His proposal is going to be low key. The two of you would have to be alone with no other people around – maybe while you two are lying in bed one night, he just pops the question. And as with the proposal, your wedding would also be low key. No big party or ceremony, just you two and the people closest to you (bepo definitely officiates).

N-Nicknames (what do they call their s/o?)

‘Babe’ or your name are his usual choices for when you are around other people. But occasionally when he’s on the verge of falling asleep he’ll let out a yawn followed by a sleepy “babyyyy”.

O-On cloud nine (what are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?)

When Law is in love he tends to keep his cool and collected façade. But on the inside he’s a babbling, nervous mess. He doesn’t do anything particularly out of the ordinary other than making a bit more of an attempt at conversing with you. He loves hearing you talk and rambling on about things you’re passionate about so he does try to find any excuse to talk to you.

P-PDA (are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?)

PDA is something Law isn’t the biggest fan of. He’ll stand next to you and be in close proximity while sharing a few glances, but other than that he won’t engage in PDA. Law considers that sort of thing to be private and intimate so he likes to keep it between the two of you. Occasionally, if you are feeling a little extra needy he may give in to a quick hug or forehead kiss.

Q-Quirk (some random ability they have that is beneficial in a relationship?)

It may not come as that much of a surprise but, Law can make one hell of a cup of coffee (actually any hot drink really). His perfect brew definitely comes in handy.

R-Romance (how romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?)

Oh boy, he is way more romantic than anyone would ever realize. He loves doing little things for you just to see that sweet smile on your face. It makes his heart swell with happiness.

S-Support (are they helping their s/o achieve their goals do they believe in them?)

Rather than being the consistently positive support, Law provides you with constructive criticism and things that can actively help you achieve your goals. He’s a realist, so doesn’t think only saying “you can do it” or “it’s only a minor setback” is the way to go. He still says those things because they are true – Law honestly believes you can do whatever you set your mind to, however, constructive criticism is needed in addition to this.

The key take away here is: YES. Law believes you can achieve all your hopes and dreams.

T-Thrill (do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship or do they prefer certain routine?)

Law needs routine, especially in your relationship. You have continued doing the same things in your relationship since you first got together because it works. Why would he want to change what works? It’s safe, it’s familiar, and it’s comfortable.

That being said, he’s not opposed to the idea of spicing things up. If you ever felt like trying something new (or even if he starts to feel bored about something), he would be open to the idea. Who knows, maybe the new thing you try could even become a part of your routine.

U-Understanding (how good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?)

It’s no surprise that he is very adept at reading people, he’s on to it and has exceptional observation skills. He uses these skills with you as well.

He knows what it’s like to be consumed by emotions (in fact he knows that too well), and while with most, he’s the type to keep his emotions hidden, when it comes to you he shares his emotions to help you realize that he also knows how it feels and that you are not alone.

V-Value (how important is the relationship to them? What is its worth in comparison to other things in their life?).

Your relationship is a top priority in his life. He’s lost everyone he ever cares about (other than his crew) and there is no way he is going to lose you too. The only thing that may potentially rival your relationship is his goal of taking revenge on Doflamingo.

W-Wild card (a random fluff headcanon?)

There’s nothing he loves more than you running your hands through his hair while his head is on your chest or stomach. He automatically leans into your hand every time. He feels the safest in this position.

X-XOXO (Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?)

Like I said before, he is affectionate but it’s mainly when the two of you are alone. Those displays of affection are for the two of you and no one else. But, when the two of you are alone he absolutely loves cuddles (especially lying with his head on your lap or chest).

Y- Yearning (how will they cope when they are missing their partner?)

He gets stressed when you’re not around for more than one reason. Firstly, you can’t help to calm him down and force him to take a breather. Secondly, he’s constantly worried about your safety and wellbeing.

Honestly, the only way he copes with it is by stressing (I know it’s not coping at all but I mean that’s Law for you LMAO).

Z-Zeal (are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind?)

Law would put his life on the line for your relationship. He doesn’t want to lose someone he cares about – not again. He can’t handle that sort of pain, so if it was required of him, he would gladly give his life.

[mydekuacademia]

HELLO!!!!! How are you? Congrats for the 150(2) followers!!! You really deserve it 🤗❤️

Ok so...can I have A,B,C,P,U, and Y for Todoroki? Please and thank you!! (Also if that's to much, I'm sorry about that. Just cancel some of them ok?) Have a nice day!!!

Thank you so much!!!

This is also for the other anon that requested Shouto's alphabet. Hope y'all enjoy :)

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

At first, hes not too familiar with the concept of aftercare. He'll do whatever you ask, but he wont really initiate it until hes more familiar with what needs to be done after sex

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner)

On him: his arms. He loves well you fit into them

On you: thiiigghhsss babyyyy. He could spend hours buried between them. Skinny, thick, muscular, he doesnt care. He also loves marking them up

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Not to hop on the quirk train, but the temp of his cum depends on the type of sex hes having and what mood hes in. Slow, sensual sex: slightly warmer. Quickies or rough sex: slightly cooler

He wants to cum on your thighs or stomach. Hes not a big fan of cumming inside because hes terrified of knocking you up (if you can get pregnant)

D: Dirty Secret

He kind of likes choking, but it makes him feel like endeavor so odds are, hes never going to choke you

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Hes not experienced whatsoever. He had comprehensive sex ed tho (endeavor wants grandchildren), so he knows what the fuck hes doing. If he doesnt know something, hes not shy about asking or looking it up

F: Favorite Position

Anything where he can see your face. Missionary, mating press, cowgirl, etc. He also likes holding you up with your legs around his waist (hes strong, so dont worry about getting dropped)

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

The longer youre in the relationship, the goofier he gets. At first, hes dead serious. Absolutely no joking. After some time tho, he might slip in a little joke or tickle you a bit if he feels like its getting too serious. All in all though, hes pretty serious

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

No half and half pubes, sorry. Hes kinda salt and pepper, red and white mixed

Hes not trimmed or anything at first. It doesn't bother him, so why would he? After your first couple times getting intimate, he starts to trim

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

So intimate, holy shit. He just loves you so much and wants to use this opportunity to really show you since he isnt great with his words. Sex with him is full of slow, gentle caresses and soft kisses. Even when he gets rough, he still makes sure you know how much he loves you

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Once every couple weeks, maybe. Less often if you have sex in that time. Its not a huge thing to him honestly

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)

This goes without saying, but temperature play for sure. Only gentle heat and cold, never anything that could hurt you

Sensory deprivation - it gives him such a rush that you trust him enough to let him do as he pleases to you without you knowing what's gonna happen next

As i said before, choking. But hes not gonna do that unless he grows a lot

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

If its not a quickie, he almost always wants to use the bed. More comfortable and more space to work with

For quickies, just about damn anywhere yall wont get caught. Closets, bathrooms, empty conference rooms, you name it.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When you do something that makes him remember how much he loves you (standing up for him, making him dinner, just existing sometimes) or when hes really frustrated and needs some release (like fromman encounter with endeavor or a failed mission or something)

N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No permanent marks, no pain play, no age play

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He is the king of giving oral. He knows the perfect combination of tongue and fingers to have you seeing stars. He'll be buried between your thighs, squeezing and caressing them, and absolutely going to town on you. He doesnt even care if he doesnt get off, this is enough for him

He also appreciates a blow job if hes particularly frustrated or upset. He likes being taken care of sometimes

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Generally, hes right in between. If hes feeling particularly soft, he goes slow and sensual. If hes frustrated or during a quickie, hes 100% fast and rough

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Hes absolutely down for quickies. Probably a third of the sex you two have is made up of quickies

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)  

Hes pretty open to experimentation as long as it isnt one of his turn-offs. Just be aware that if he isnt feeling it, hes cutting it off right away.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

My god, he has so much stamina it should be illegal. If you let him, he'll go all damn night and maybe another round when you wake up. However, he doesnt usually do that since he knows that much overstimulation can be painful

T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He has a vibrator to use on you and a couple silk scarves for your wrists/ankles and to be used as a blindfold, but thats about it. Anything else he might use is made up of random stuff he has. Your underwear can be a gag, his belt can be a handcuff, etc

U: Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will tease you until you start really whining, but not a ton honestly. He uses teasing to get you in the mood oftentimes. A hand just a tad too low on your back in public, or way too many kisses and hickies on your thighs before getting to the good part

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not loud, but certainly not quiet. He has no qualms about letting out low moans and choked groans, but he loves hearing your sweet sounds too much to drown you out

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He secretly loves having visible hickies. He doesnt mind the comments and speculation, and it makes him feel like theres always a part of you with him

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Icyhot is fucking hung. Not big enough to really hurt, but defs bigger than average. And its pretty too. One vein running along the bottom, circumcised, tip flushed pink. Perfect.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not terribly high - hes a pro, he has more to worry about than sex. He can go a good while without sex, but hes absolutely going to make up for lost time

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He oftentimes doesnt fall asleep after sex. He takes his time cleaning you up and giving the best aftercare (after he learns what that entails) then he might turn on a movie and just chill with you. The only time he falls asleep soon after sex is when he goes more than 4 or so rounds

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Dabi Headcannons

hello :3 i hope you enjoyed your day today :) bUT ANYWAY here are some best friend Dabi headcannons!! also it’s a quirkless au so instead of his scars he has hella tats and piercings :)))

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Warnings: cussing, implied sexual themes (barely), nudity, marijuana, sexual assult

I tried to make this as gender neutral as possible! 

Ouuuu I hope you all are ready for this shit 

SO you and emo boy have been best friends since kindergarten 

After meeting, the two of you basically grew up with each other and were inseparable 

Throughout middle school and high school every one thought you both were dating since you’re together ALL THE TIME. 

Don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say all the time

You’d drive to school together, have the same classes, sit with each other at lunch, then go home together. 

Biittcchhhh you’d even have detention together

But anywayyyyyyy time skip to college days 

OFC you and Dabi are roommates

Living together was a ✨d r e a m✨

You both planned days where some of your other friends would come over and everyone would drink, smoke, and hangout 

During these hang outs tho Dabi would keep a close eye on you 

Baby boy is possessive. Even if you two aren’t dating you’re his and his only 😡no one can lay their eyes on you or even BREATHE near you... unless he trusted them 

Ouu bubs one day yall threw a party, invited all your friends and told them to invite who ever the fuck they wanted 

Bad idea 🤩

As you were sitting on the couch talking to a couple of close friends, a drunk fucker came up to you and got all up in your space

Baby you are a BAD BITCH, but you were too high and drunk to function at the moment 

The bastard came up to you reeking of booze and weed. The mf could barely stand and crashed on the couch next to you 

They started hitting on you and touching up on you without consent

hah. The fucker was boutta die. Dabi was watching the whole time.

(sorry the next part might be bad, but im trying :’-))

“Heyyyyyy babyyyy you lookin real scrumptious tonight” 

you and all your friends looked at him like 👁👄👁

“W-what are you doing here a-all hehe all by yourself?”

Normally sober you would’ve laughed in this bastards face and walked away but babes you were fucked up 

“u-uh I’m not here by myself silly hehe, my friends are sitting right in front of me”

Your friends already saw Dabi watching so they decided to just let the scene unfold, unless something bad happened before he could get to you

“Hmmm I don’t see anyone. How bout me and you go find a room and h-have some f-freaky time” *mf squeezes your thigh*

“E-excuse me I d-didn’t say you c-could touch me”

oop Dabi’s getting closer 

“C’mon baabbeeeee, just a little fuck won’t hurt 🥴I mean you’re dressed up like that so you must be asking for it. s-stop being a t-tease”

uh-ohhh they invaded your nono square 

“G-GET THE FUCK OFF ME”

you may be wondering what your friends are doing, but keep reading sweetie. I promise you’ll love it 🤩

“Stop being such a b-” WHAACKKKKK BOOM BOOMM

You best believe Dabi hit the fucker straight across the head with an empty bottle 

But thats not the only thing he did uh-uh nooppeee

Dabi pushed the fucker off of you, kicked their no no square, then quite literally threw them out of the apartment

After that situation he kicked everyone out 

During the whole thing you were still on the couch in a daze thinking about what happened and lowkey trying to bring yourself back to earth

When Dabi had everyone out and finished cleaning he went to you to see if the bitch did any damage before he got to you

“Hey bub (yes he calls you bub fight me) are you doing all right?”

You stared in his eyes and said 

“You’re pretty ya know that?”

He chuckled and carried you bridal style to bed

“You must be fucked up if you’re complimenting me so easy”

“It’s only the truth bitch 😤”

The next morning you woke up with a deadly fucking headache not remembering anything that occurred the night before.

Turning over you caught Dabi staring at you

“👁👅👁”

“fuCKING SHIT DABI WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT”

He rolled off the bed laughing his ass off 

After his little episode he got you some medicine and food 

Baby, after yesterday you felt nasty as fuck

you smelled like a whole frat party, so ofc you decided to shower

Dabi insisted on showering with you just in case your headache came back and caused you to “slip and split your head open” 

He convinced you and its not like you two haven’t seen each other naked anyway or messed around 😗

Sooooooo ya’ll step into the shower

It was pretty big so there was some space between the two of you

you’re there minding your own business washing your face until Dabi said 

“...Since when did you get that ass” 

“😃 why are you staring at my ass”

You turned your head around to see him still staring 

“It stared at me first”

He poked it. He didn’t pinch it, grab it, smack it. No. He poked it.

“Dabi... what the fuck are you doing :D”

“Sorry... it just looked soft”

After that you both switched places and his ass was on full display

Smirking to yourself you brought your hand back and-

*SMAAAACKKKKK*

He froze and turned to look at you 

“Harder.”

And thats how you both ended up a laughing screaming mess trying to hold yourselves up in the shower 😭

“D-DABI AHAHAHAH WHY THE HELL-”

“IM SORRY AHAHAH IT JUST CAME OUT AHA”

“OUT OF EVERYTHING THO- I CAN”T FUCKING BREAATHEE AHH”

“WELL- well I mean if you’re gonna smack it at least go all out 😏”

“bye 💀”

The shower lasted about an hour due to making jokes and screaming out sad music at the top of your lungs

“AANNDDD IIIIII HOLY SHIT- WILL ALWAYS-LOVE YOUUUU- OUU FUCK”

When you two got out of the shower Dabi said “pose for the camera we look hot as fuck” 

He took out his phone and opened snap

This fucker captioned the pic “Normalize showering with the homies 🥵🥶”

Theres never a dull day with this bitch.