#quiz: pure evil!!!

[gatheredfates]

QUIZ: VILLIAN TYPE ✧˖°.

@thefreelanceangel demanded I do my little boy — my little meow meow — and who was I to deny?

Pure Evil

You are unapologetically evil, you are likely just here for the drama and the theater of it all. You are selfish and cruel because you want to be, not because you had no other choice, but because you revel in the opportunity to do what is wrong. That's not to say you will commit every unspeakable act, perhaps you have standards and your own moral code, but by no means are you the good guy in your own mind. Those who have wronged you, no matter how trivial or petty the slight against you, will be treated without mercy and you will be cackling the entire time without a hint of remorse. You enjoy the most painful and twisted approach to getting your revenge. Above all else, you like to cause problems on purpose.

HE'S A VOIDSENT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ALL EXPECTED HERE.

Tagging: @hythlodaes, @piyopikamika, @sealrock, @thevikingwoman, @yloiseconeillants

@humblemooncat, @chainsofaether, @cadrenebula, @allyennah, @abracarabbit

@arty-ffxiv, @cindernet-explorer, @eriyu, @nhaneh, @airis-ray & you!

Because I refuse to be called out for my mistakes again (affectionate) the link to the quiz is here!

If you'd like a chance of being tagged, you can like my permanent interaction call here!

[imogenkol]

— PICREW + ALIGNMENT TEST

I was tagged by @rhettsabbott @simonxriley and @kyberinfinitygems to do this picrew and this quiz for a couple of ocs! Thank you lovelies 💕💕💕

IMOGEN KOL: CHAOTIC EVIL

A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. Chaotic evil is sometimes called demonic because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the best alignment you can be because combines self-interest and pure freedom. However, chaotic evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.

BLAIK (they/them): NEUTRAL GOOD

A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment when it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

tag list (ask to be added or removed!): @adelaidedrubman @florbelles @tommyarashikage @shegetsburned @voidika @voidbuggg @inafieldofdaisies @socially-awkward-skeleton @aceghosts @carlosoliveiraa @risingsh0t @unholymilf @thedeadthree @cassietrn @jackiesarch @a-treides @shellibisshe @loriane-elmuerto @katsigian @captastra @simplegenius042 @theelderhazelnut @g0dspeeed @strangefable @jacobseed

[trippy-maskow]

MorningMark Needs to take a break.

Listen, I've been and probably many others this too.

@moringmark needs to take a break. Atleast from The Owl House if not from comic's for his own mental health.

It cna be seen in the quality of his comics, mainly in writing.

Yes, there's the nonsense fluff, the romance, the comedy. The now post-finale adult stuff with kids.

But I want to talk about some stuff that I think could be harmful and a mockery to the LGBTQIA+ community.

NOTE: I do NOT think Mark did these intentionally. I think it is both being uniformed, burnt out out, and jsut trying to pump out comics fast to satisfy the fanbase, so he doesn't have much tiem research.

Either way, onto the first topic/comic I will speak of.

While it is sweet that Mark shows support in Pride month, he did it while basically not only comparing the struggles of the LGBT community to that of 'fighting a cartoon villian' , and that comparing our fight to that of TOH, is as if all we have to do is 'fight an evil guy' to win.

Which is false, and a bad dangerous mindset. As that is the mindset thsoe against us want.

As, if we kill one of the bigots, there will still be other bigots out htere.

It's best to just try to help them understand.

As they aren't doing this "for the sake of being evil" . it's because they are afraid of what don't understand, and are stuck in their old ways are thus a bit stubborn to try to understand.

But there ARE people who are willing to listen.

Not to mention, comparing our struggles to that of defeating a fictional cartoon villian is pure mockery. I'm sorry. The amount of people that die, and get beaten daily and get disowned jsut because they love the opposite gender, or they where born different ect. It's awful. And to compare that to that of defeating a cartoon is jsut infuriating.

Then there's the second topic/comic I want to talk about.

The whole idea that someone could figure out their sexuality/gender from a test especially a 'yes or no' test is just false.

It is a very bad thing to say especially with a following that has a ton of kids and young teens.

You figure your Identity out yourself through research, looking at yourself, looking at past events ect. And sometimes you dont fit right withing a perfect box, because sexualities and genders are very complex!

Only YOU can figure yourself out.

Not a test, not a quiz, no one but YOU.

As I said before, I'm not accusing Mark of anything. I simply think Mark should take a break as I can tell looking at his work from around a year ago that he seems burnt out. I mean Mark, you're cracking out comics EVERY DAY. Take a break.

And please next time ask someone (multiple people if you can) or do your one research before doing stuff on the LGBTQIA+ community. It's far better than going in blind assuming things are true or alright.

You're one of the most impactful member of the community right now, so please be careful.

Take care.

[neondiamond]

🎁 Recently Read Fics - December 2023 🎁

These are all the amazing fics I read over the past month (from shortest to longest). Don’t forget to leave kudos and comments to show the authors your appreciation if you read any of these! ❤️

🎁 A Green Christmas by @tommokat (871, T)

A short, sweet snapshot of Niall and Shawn’s first holiday season living together.

🎁 to wake up by your side is all I wanna do by @beardyboyzx (1k, G)

Sometimes, Niall still thinks about the way Zayn’s laugh sounds when they watch TV and Niall makes up fake answers for whatever quiz show they’re watching.

🎁 Oh Christmas Three by @tommokat (1k, M)

A birthday surprise goes awry. Louis doesn’t understand. Harry blames the oven.

🎁 make my wish come true by @voulezloux (2k, NR)

the one where all harry wants for christmas is lou

🎁 Baby, please come home by @iysics (2k, T)

Breaking into his neighbour's house wasn't on Harry's Christmas checklist.

🎁 Stuck in Midnight Traffic by @letthemusicmoveyou28 (3k, M)

the one where two broken people meet in an empty tube car on Christmas Eve. Can they find a way to heal each other?

🎁 All The Way Home I’ll Be Warm by @justanothershadeofblue (3k, T)

Harry & Louis jokingly send out holiday cards together as friends, and now everyone is congratulating them for finally getting together. A 5+1 fic, for Christmas.

🎁 Santa Baby (one little thing I really need) by @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed (3k, T)

When Louis himself had first heard those words - all the nurses at the A&E have a secret line to Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve-, not nearly long enough ago to be considered a child himself, but long enough that he hadn't really felt like an adult all the time, he’d laughed them off. Thought they were sweet, of course, but just a line, something said to appease the kids who ended up having to stay overnight. Something to explain the presents that parents brought to the hospital on Christmas morning, or that were waiting for them at home, if they were lucky not to have to stay any longer.

Something that would allow a little bit of Christmas spirit in the sometimes sterile rooms of the hospital.

But that was before he’d met him.

🎁 A Christmas at Home by @parmahamlarrie (3k, T)

After meeting his boyfriend in the emergency room, not having Louis home for Christmas Eve (and his birthday) was not a big surprise to Harry. What he didn't expect was just how hard that would be on his six year old son, Arlo.

Or, the one where Arlo wants nothing more than to celebrate Louis' birthday with him, and Harry hates having to be the parent who says no.

🎁 I Saw Several Angels in the Self Help Section by @londonfoginacup (3k, G)

Zayn and Louis are soulmates.

They're also missing some soulmates.

For extra flavour, it's Christmas.

🎁 Elf on the Shelf Suprise by @megz1985 (6k, T)

Liam brings home an Elf on the Shelf to surprise his and Zayn's toddler with Christmas magic, but things don't go as planned when she's completely terrified of her new Christmas friend.

🎁 The Busker by @chelsea-frew (7k, T)

A snowstorm has trapped artist Louis at home on his birthday--Christmas Eve--and on Christmas. Louis anticipates a lonely holiday. A mysterious stranger appears on Christmas morning, however, and Louis doesn't have to spend the day alone. But where did the man come from? Why does he seem familiar? It's a Christmas mystery.

🎁 Lonely Cards Club by @hellolovers13 (25k, T)

Harry's life in Cardiff is rather uneventful. Until he receives a strange Christmas postcard.

It gets even stranger when he finds another one the next day.

An Advent story about missed opportunities and second chances.

🎁 You Ain’t Gotta Feel Fear Just Mingle by @londonfoginacup (32k, T)

Harry has been at his dream job for less than three months, and he knows two things for sure; first, his project manager doesn't know what he's doing, and second, someone in the office is apparently pure evil, and no one will tell Harry who it is.

Oh, and the guy who works in conservation at the other end of the building is the most beautiful man Harry's ever seen, even when wielding a hot iron as a weapon.

Happy Christmas, here's to many more.

🎁 Snow In Love by @lululawrence (33k, NR)

Harry and Louis are best friends and have been for basically as long as they can remember. For the first time since middle school, they are both single for the holidays leaving them with the brilliant idea to take each other as their dates to work events. To make things easier they will pretend like they’re dating. But then they learn something funny.

People thought they were already dating. Weird.

An advent fic featuring childhood friends, fake dating turned actual dating, really horrible secret keeping, and a winter weather surprise.

🎁 Heart Beat by @allwaswell16 (33k, E)

Hideaway Haven is the place that Louis has always called home. It's also the place that Harry had tried to leave behind him. When Harry returns to start a music academy in his hometown, he finds himself face to face with his high school crush—and his charming daughter who wants to learn to play the drums.

🎁 I Really Like Your Styles: The Baking Advent-ure by @homosociallyyours (34k, T)

Louis isn't much for frills, and the coffee shop he co-owns with his best friend Liam is evidence of that. Yes, it's got a decent sized, well-kept industrial kitchen, but Louis insists that people come to coffee shops for coffee, not mediocre pastry and plastic wrapped cookies. When Liam's campaign for serving treats turns into watching a few baking accounts on whichever popular app he's on, there's one that really gets on Louis' nerves: "I Like Your Styles." With his chipper demeanor and over the top descriptions of the food he makes, Louis is sure that the (unfortunately cute) baker is full of it. Nothing that adorable could possibly be worth the hype.

It doesn't actually take much for him to eat his words...and some quality baked goods, while he's at it.

[josephseedismyfather]

Picrew and Alignment Test

Thank you @cloudofbutterflies92, @simplegenius042, and @carlosoliveiraa for tagging me in this picrew and this quiz! 🥰

Harley Jane ❤️

Chaotic Neutral

A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. Chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.

This picrew had her bangs option 😭 No split dye, but I'm still so happy! I'd also say chaotic neutral screams Harley girl to me.

Evangeline Rose 💛

Lawful Good

A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. Lawful good can be a dangerous alignment when it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

I had a feeling this is what her alignment would be. It's almost spot on, save for the *ahem* truth telling and keeping her word...which she's done her entire life...until Joseph shows up. 😏

Austin Randal 💙

Neutral Evil

A neutral evil villain does whatever he can get away with. He is out for himself, pure and simple. He sheds no tears for those he kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. He has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make him any better or more noble. On the other hand, he doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has. Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. Neutral evil is the best alignment you can be because you can advance yourself without regard for others. However, neutral evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.

I'd say Austin really bounces around between Neutral Evil and True Neutral, just depends where in his story you're at. 🤭Also yeah, Austin is FED UP in this picrew. Wish they had something better for mullets though. 😂

Opt-in/out of tag list here.

@wrathfulrook, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @trench-rot, @ladyoriza, @cassietrn,

@redreart, @inafieldofdaisies, @hotmessteaparty, @g0dspeeed, @voidbuggg,

@insanityofvaas, @malefiquinn, @strangefable, @noodlecupcakes, @chazz-anova,

@aristomal, @ocdemon-747, @evilvvithin, @la-grosse-patate, @omen-speaker,

@grimmylover7, @3llisarts, @scorpiosleeps, @direwombat, @raresbaby,

@walder-138, and anybody else who wants to play. Tag me! 😘

[simonxriley]

Picrew + Quiz!

I was tagged by the wonderful @theelderhazelnut and @rhettsabbott to use this picrew and take this quiz. Thank you! 💜

Lawful Good

A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment when it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Chaotic Evil

A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. Chaotic evil is sometimes called demonic because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the best alignment you can be because combines self-interest and pure freedom. However, chaotic evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.

taglist: @playstationmademe @imogenkol @sergeiravenov @alexxmason @carlosoliveiraa

@illmetbymoonlight @cassietrn @leviiackrman @katsigian @g0dspeeed

@justasmolbard @dickytwister @voidika @shegetsburned @carrionsflower

@collinnmckinley @inafieldofdaisies @killerspinal

[the-sycophant]

What type of villain are you?

Pure Evil You are unapologetically evil, you are likely just here for the drama and the theater of it all. You are selfish and cruel because you want to be, not because you had no other choice, but because you revel in the opportunity to do what is wrong. That's not to say you will commit every unspeakable act, perhaps you have standards and your own moral code, but by no means are you the good guy in your own mind. Those who have wronged you, no matter how trivial or petty the slight against you, will be treated without mercy and you will be cackling the entire time without a hint of remorse. You enjoy the most painful and twisted approach to getting your revenge. Above all else, you like to cause problems on purpose. --------------------------------------------------- ...perhaps... Quiz || [ What type of villain are you? ] Tagged by (TY!!) || @allyennah

[arc-archernar]

Theory about the MILGRAM prison

(working on this when I'm supposed to be studying for my psychology exam lol)

(i count this as studying for my a-levels, sue me)

Trigger Warning: WWII Germany mention, war crimes mention

One of the questions I keep coming back to is why the prison and the project is called Milgram. The experiment that Stanley Milgram was famous for, his obedience experiment, had more to do with the study of the banality of evil (that was partly his motivation to perform the experiment in the first place) and human obedience for an authority figure than criminal behaviour. What he studied was the willingness of people to obey instructions, even when doing inhumane acts such as administering increasingly lethal shocks to someone who failed a question in a word quiz. This was actually in attempt to investigate whether N@zi Germans in concentration camps/prisons/whatever and such were pure evil or just following orders because they're 'more obedient than other races of people'. He and his colleagues wanted to explain the inhumane acts done during the holocaust, basically, inspired by the criminal trial of Adolf Eichmann (i think thats the name?) about 3 months before the experiment was conducted. Of course, with a bias for Americans.

He and his colleagues predicted that less than 3% of participants would actually administer up to 450 volts to the learner (who was a confederate, i.e. fake. the initial information that participants received was that they were there to help with a psychology experiment on memory:

they would then stage a chance drawing of who would be the 'teacher' (the participant) and the 'learner' (the confederate). the participant was always the teacher. they were then separated so the participant can hear the learner, but can't see them. they were given instructions to administer shocks to the learner if they got the wrong answer, which was made to be frequent-ish. it starts of at 15, then 30, then alll the way up to 450 volts. The shocks were fake, but it would sound like, to the participant, that the learner in the other room was actually experiencing electrical shocks. Re-creation of the study later on used a standardised recording of the learner responding to the fake shocks, then silence, as if to indicate that the learner has passed out.)

Actual results? Every single participant in the baseline procedure administered up to 300 volts. 65% of participants continued up to 450 volts.

The results may be affected by the scientist in the room, which, when faced with apprehension or unwillingness by the participant to continue, will say the following things:

Theoretically, participants should feel free to stop and withdraw from the experiment at any time. Reality? the prompts above literally pressured into continuing to increase the voltage, regardless of if they said they wanted to withdraw. Imagine:

"I- I don't feel comfortable doing this. This is wrong." "Please continue." "But- this is wrong! He's hurt, will he be okay?" "The experiment requires that you continue."

(disclaimer: dialogue is fake, i made it up from watching documentaries and recordings(?) of future attempts to reconduct the study. (i.e. based on what the teacher made me watch in class lol))

And so on and so forth. A lot of participants' attempts to withdraw were met with a sound 'no'. I'd say that going through the experiment itself is traumatic all by itself.

So what does this mean for the Milgram Project?

Honestly, I can only guess that, in a way, it shows how willing most of us are to go along with this extremely inhumane premise. Imagine that the prisoners are real people - well this kind of experiment would get absolutely blasted by any ethics board, and the prisoners would be subject to the Japanese criminal justice system and all that. But imagine somehow passed ethics boards and such. And, instead of the judge being internet people who can discuss and judge freely, it is people who are physically there to be the judge, jury and executioner. The information and experience will be repeated for every participant, every fan of the project. The chances of those of us who will call this kind of prison out drastically decreases, for various reasons. Some of Milgram's participants said that their willingness to go along with the study was because they thought the whole thing was 'play-acting'.

And this scenario is exactly what Es is subjected to. They only know to follow the rules of Milgram, because like the participants in Milgram's obedience study, they can't withdraw. They can't get out. They can only complete the objective they were given, because that's the only way this experiment would end. Jackalope is the scientist in the room in this analogy: they keep Es obedient, keep Es from questioning.

And, like the 'learner' in the original experiment, the prisoners are there to distract us and Es from the true aim of the experiment: to what end will we be jackalope's little obedient doll?

then again, I can be completely wrong. I got distracted from studying. (this counts as studying right????)

[plaguedocboi]

When I was younger and HP was a big thing and everyone wanted to know what your Hogwarts house was, I had never read the books and only tangentially absorbed the movies because they were constantly being played as a marathon on the weekends, so I took some quizzes to get an answer to tell people. I never got the same result. Even re-taking the same quiz, I frequently got a different house than I did the first time. Many of my friends who were HP fans were baffled by this.

“How is that possible??” They would wonder. “How could you not fit neatly into one of these little boxes that I’ve based my entire personality around? You have to be one. If the quizzes don’t work, you have to choose; do you want to be the Morally Pure Hero Guys, the Evil Bad Snake Dudes, the Smart Nerds, or the Irrelevant Ones? You must pick. There are no other options. Nothing exists outside of these traits.”

Anyway, I think there’s a reason terfs are so attracted to this system.

[b00m-b0mb]

uh about the rh disharmonized au, can i ask for characters like: tj snapper, q maou (the quiz show demon), the wandering samurai, uh rhythm league related? jksjskjsj also if i'm not bother that much... how joe meet yuka and tibby?

YESSS I LOVE QUESTIONS AB THE AU!!! NOT A BOTHER AT ALLL!!!! Esp bc these r actually important!! Or things I've thought about recently anyway!

Srry these are not in order lolg

- Ok, to start with- Joe knew Yuka beforehand, or specifically, is friends with her older sister Missy (who is the "Rhythm Girl" design). They're neighbors, actually!

But, he doesn't really hear about the Tibby thing till a later point in the story bc Missy isn't a narc /lh + Maccie literally ran away.

And when he does, it's because he runs into Maccie (who is feeling guilty + avoids him), and then through persistent following tracked her back to Tibby and Yuka.

He's heard about the missing god puppy thing so he's a little !!!! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING??? Unaware the gaggle of children are pulling a lot of destiny altering legwork around here.

- TJ Snapper isn't an idol (yet, like Yuka) BUT!! He's kind of a cryptid-esc photographer before he finds his rhythm or wtv.

Actually really funny, he's buddies with Dieter, who gives Yuka + Tibby rides. And when TJ sees Tibby it's like

Dieter lies (but not in his heart) that they're his niece and nephew. TJ respects bros privacy (but is suspicious... he's a total snooper.)

-RHYTHM LEAGUE OH EM GEEEEE okay this is still in early development, but basically, the people who work closest with Harmony. Harmony/Tibby's Mom is like THE GODESS so these people are all just (chosen) idols. Captain Bluebird, Space Gramps, and Reporter currently are the Rhythm League.

Wrestler is also there, but he isn't like, involved. He, the Bluebirds, and Cosmic Girl are kind of like apprentices. (But Wrestler is comically older than his "mentor". They're just buds.)

^^^ There WILL be other Rhythm League members I just haven't decided yet!

*Also Senior was KIND OF demoted in the rhythm league....

-Wandering Samurai is suppppperrrrr important!!! I won't fully go into the details bc his lore is a little complicated + WIP, but long story short- he wanders because he feels somewhat responsible for the (worsening) plague of lack of flow. Even if he only awoke like 2-3 years ago.

^^^^ He kind of keeps an eye on Joe for a while, unsure how to actually speak to him, but yk.. eventually, Joe notices hey! there's a guy following me!! And he gets to offer more helpful help, rather than being like a guardian angel out of obligation?

I'm working it out still!!! :(

-Q Maou is Broken Record's right hand! He runs a show on earth, and spends his time cursing people :) He's a main villain, but tbh just a sillay mischievous guy rather than purely evil??? Broken Record is hurt, he's just helping her express it like any good friend would.

[argentrenard]

What type of villain are you?

Pure Evil You are unapologetically evil, you are likely just here for the drama and the theater of it all. You are selfish and cruel because you want to be, not because you had no other choice, but because you revel in the opportunity to do what is wrong. That's not to say you will commit every unspeakable act, perhaps you have standards and your own moral code, but by no means are you the good guy in your own mind. Those who have wronged you, no matter how trivial or petty the slight against you, will be treated without mercy and you will be cackling the entire time without a hint of remorse. You enjoy the most painful and twisted approach to getting your revenge. Above all else, you like to cause problems on purpose. ---------------------------------------------------

Quiz: [ What type of villain are you? ]

Can an entity of Chaos be truly evil? Is it not all subjective?

((This was always on his playlist though...))

[onecornerface]

Chatgpt's suggestions if a philosopher was on "Pimp My Ride"

Me: "Suppose a professional analytic philosopher was on "Pimp My Ride." What philosophy-themed excessive additions would be put on their car?"

ChatGPT: "If a professional analytic philosopher appeared on Pimp My Ride, the car would definitely get some highly specialized, philosophy-themed "pimping." Here are some fun and over-the-top modifications that could match their intellectual vibe:

Logic-Themed Dashboard: The car's dashboard could be reprogrammed to display logical symbols instead of traditional speedometer and fuel indicators. Every time the philosopher accelerates or brakes, symbolic logic (like ∀, ∃, ⊃) would flash on the screen, turning the drive into a live propositional logic experience.

Kantian "Critique of Pure Drive" GPS System: The car’s navigation system would come with an AI assistant that continuously questions whether the philosopher is taking the “categorical imperative” route. It would offer philosophical critiques of every decision at each intersection: Is it morally permissible to turn left here?

Custom "Thought Experiment" Paint Job: The exterior would feature famous thought experiments painted as vivid murals—like the Trolley Problem on one door, Descartes' Evil Demon on the hood, and Plato’s Cave on the trunk—each in a playful, comic-book style.

A Dualism-Enhanced Trunk: In honor of Descartes, the trunk could be divided into two separate compartments: one labeled Res Cogitans (for immaterial or “mental” storage) and one labeled Res Extensa (for tangible, physical items). You’d have to decide where each item "truly" belongs.

Nietzschean "Ubermensch" Exhaust Pipes: These would roar with a quote like "What does not destroy me makes me stronger!" every time the philosopher revs the engine. The pipes would be excessive in size, reflecting the idea of transcending limits.

Infinite Regress Cup Holders: Every time you think you’ve pulled out the final cup holder, another one appears beneath it. Perfect for hosting philosophical discussions about the nature of infinity.

Philosophy Horn: Instead of a regular honk, the horn would shout out famous philosophical phrases. For example, a short tap could trigger "Cogito, ergo sum!", while holding the horn might blast "The unexamined life is not worth living!" at top volume.

"Veil of Ignorance" Tinted Windows: The car’s windows would be so deeply tinted that no one—including the philosopher—could see inside or out, mimicking John Rawls’ thought experiment about fairness and equality.

Solipsism Self-Driving Mode: The car would occasionally switch to an auto-pilot mode called "Solipsism Mode," where the vehicle insists that it's the only real entity and that the driver is just a figment of its own imagination.

Epistemic-Justification Gear Shift: Each time the driver wants to shift gears, they would need to provide an epistemically justified reason for doing so. There would be a short quiz on knowledge, beliefs, and truth before the car will allow the change.

This philosopher-mobile would turn every trip into a journey through the great questions of existence while still being totally tricked out!"

--

Me: "Make them more excessively over-the-top, aesthetically creative, and remarkably impractical."

ChatGPT: "Let’s crank the absurdity dial way up! These philosophy-themed additions would be so over-the-top and impractical that they’d belong more in a conceptual art exhibit than on the road:

Giant, Spinning Golden Bust of Aristotle on the Roof: A massive, rotating, golden sculpture of Aristotle's head would sit on the roof, spinning slowly as you drive. It would glow at night, with The Nicomachean Ethics etched into his beard in ancient Greek. The bust would also quote Aristotle out loud in a booming voice whenever the philosopher accelerates past 30 mph, saying things like, "Virtue is a habit!"

Plato's "Forms" Neon Underlighting: The car’s underbody lighting would project shifting, abstract 3D shapes that represent the perfect “Forms” in neon—blindingly bright triangles, circles, and other Platonic solids in purple, green, and electric blue. The lights would flicker and change shape based on the philosopher's speed, making the car a literal moving representation of the metaphysical world.

Levinasian Face Mask Grille: The front grille would be replaced with a giant, human-like face molded into the metal. This unsettling visage would “gaze” at other drivers, forcing them to confront the Other, reflecting Emmanuel Levinas' philosophy of ethics as an encounter with the face of the Other. The mouth would move mechanically, repeating philosophical aphorisms in an eerie monotone.

Infinite Bookshelves as Spoilers: Instead of a traditional spoiler, there would be enormous, totally unusable bookshelves towering at least 6 feet above the car. Filled with hundreds of fake, antique books titled after unreadable philosophy texts like Being and Nothingness and The Phenomenology of Spirit, they’d cause ridiculous wind drag and make the car nearly undrivable on the highway. The books could randomly fall off when turning corners, just for extra inconvenience.

Rousseau’s "State of Nature" Upholstery: The car’s interior would be completely covered in moss, vines, and faux animal hides, representing the philosopher’s ideal of returning to a more primal, natural state. Driving would feel like a hike through an overgrown jungle, and the seats would be so rough and tangled that it’s impossible to sit comfortably. Occasionally, fake birds would flutter out from the seat cushions, because, why not?

Hegelian “Dialectic” Steering Wheel: The steering wheel would be divided into three sections, labeled Thesis, Antithesis, and Synthesis. To turn the car, the driver would first have to rotate the wheel through a mini-dialectical process, where it asks increasingly abstract philosophical questions about the nature of motion, history, and progress, before allowing the turn to happen. Each response adds an extra 30 seconds to every maneuver, turning a simple left turn into a high-stakes intellectual challenge.

Bizarre Zeno’s Paradox Accelerator: Instead of a regular gas pedal, the philosopher would encounter an impractical Zeno’s Paradox mechanism—no matter how hard they press, the car can never reach full speed, because it only accelerates half the distance needed to go faster with each press. The philosopher would forever be trapped in an absurdist race against time where they're always close to full speed but never quite getting there.

Gigantic, Shimmering “Simulacrum” Rearview Mirror: Instead of a functional rearview mirror, there would be a huge, holographic Jean Baudrillard-inspired installation reflecting a constantly shifting simulacrum of reality. It would show hyper-realistic images of a parallel universe, but nothing from the actual road behind the car, making reversing or changing lanes impossible. It would randomly glitch to reflect scenes from philosophical utopias that don't exist.

Epicurean “Garden” Exhaust System: The tailpipes would be hidden within an elaborately constructed mini-garden in the trunk, complete with fountains, sculptures of reclining philosophers, and an artificial waterfall. Every time the car accelerates, the garden would emit clouds of rose-scented smoke instead of exhaust, causing traffic jams as everyone slows down to gawk at the impractical, fragrant contraption.

Kierkegaardian "Leap of Faith" Doors: The doors would be non-functional, so the philosopher must literally take a leap of faith to enter the car. A trampoline would be built into the ground next to the car, forcing the driver to bounce and catapult themselves through a sunroof to enter. This absurdly impractical system symbolizes existential commitment but makes casual car access almost impossible.

Giant "Cave Shadows" LED Projectors: Gigantic LED projectors on the rear of the car would beam shadowy images onto the road behind, recreating the allegory of Plato's cave on a large scale. The car would leave an eerie trail of flickering, distorted images of reality in its wake, confusing and unsettling everyone who drives behind it. These shadows would constantly shift and make it impossible for other drivers to see the road clearly.

Spinozan Hydraulic Suspension: The car would be equipped with a hydraulic system that raises and lowers the car at random intervals to embody Spinoza's view of the universe as a system of deterministic laws, where everything is driven by necessity. The philosopher would have no control over this, symbolizing their lack of free will as the car unpredictably bounces up and down in a kind of philosophical surrender to nature.

Philosopher's Towering Vanity License Plate: Instead of a standard license plate, the back of the car would be adorned with a comically oversized golden plate the size of a billboard, with the number “42” (a nod to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) surrounded by a verbose, rambling quote about the meaning of life. It would obstruct rear visibility entirely, but at least everyone behind the car would contemplate life’s grand mysteries.

This excessively impractical, hilariously over-designed vehicle would ensure that the philosopher never actually gets anywhere on time, but they'd be the most profound car on the road—guaranteed to cause both traffic and deep existential crises wherever they go!"

[blacksorrow-untiltheend]

“Sodapop,” Ponyboy curtis questioned in his obnoxious country accent, “How do I pick up them chicks? 🐥”

“Well, Ponyboy, the technique depends on what kinda girl you’re tryin’ to get. If you want a goth girl, invite her to a cemetery!…or a hot topic.”

“But what if I don't want a goth girl!?”

“Well… take this rizz quiz and find out what kinda girls ya like!”

“Sodapop what the freak.”

Sodapop pulls out his modern cell phone despite it being like 1965. “Its free, accurate, and totally expert made! (Its on wiki how!!!)”

"Sodapop what in tarnation is that thing!?" Ponyboy backs up, emitting beeping noises like a truck would out of pure terror

“This gadget is my trusty, HETEROSEXUAL iphone from the 2020s.”

"a what?" he raises a brow "and why'd you have to specify it's heterosexual?"

“If the gays are turning the frickin frogs gay so i gotta make sure my iphone is protected too… in fact, Ponyboy, if you buy this premium protection plan against the woke virus infecting this god loving country, you too will be safe and blessed away from the homosexuals.”

"...fine, i'll take your stupid rizz quiz if it makes you stop talkin' like you're in an advertisement." Ponyboy takes the phone from Sodapop’s hand and the phone instantly turns gay. Can't even have phones anymore. because of WOKE. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

“NOOO MY MLM PRODUCT WAS A SCAM???? WTFFF” Sodapop sobs in anguish, dropping to the floor and screaming. He looks like Jojo Siwa in the karma dance with the way he’s flailing.

"multi level marketing scheme?? more like men loving men!!!!!" Ponyboy, ascending to his true form as Wokeboy, shouts at Sodapop, gayness dripping from his voice.

"I'm gonna turn you WOKE Sodapop! Sodawoke!" WOKEBOY laughs maniacally, shooting out his rainbow woke beam at his unsuspecting victim.

Sodapop cried one last desperate cry, pleading for mercy before his clothes turned rainbow and he was now Sodawoke.

"Guess what Sodawoke? I also already turned Darry woke too! Or should I say... Slayrry?" Wokeboy let out his evil villain laugh as thunder boomed in the distance.

“YAAAAASSSS SLAAY QUEEN 💅💅💅✨✨💖” Slayrry says, walking into the room and giving the gay wrist while posing with one hip cocked out.

"But that's not all. You thought that was done? No! Soon, the entirety of the east side will be WOKE!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

I’m shaking and crying right now what is this

[advanced-imbecile-art]

Alignment Quiz & Picrew

Thank you for the tag @thesingularityseries. Elias' result seems harsh 😭 but he has very little impulse control so I guess if the boot fits. Tommy is pretty much as expected.

Elias Ables

Chaotic Evil- A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. Chaotic evil is sometimes called demonic because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the best alignment you can be because combines self-interest and pure freedom. However, chaotic evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.

Tomek Campbell

Chaotic Good- A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit. However, chaotic good can be a dangerous alignment when it disrupts the order of society and punishes those who do well for themselves.

[firstaidspray]

Alignment Quiz + Picrew

Tagged by @roofgeese to do this quiz and this picrew. Thank you!! All my girls I tried it for got the same result 😭😭😭 I guess I have a type when it comes to character creation!!

Anabel Lee (BG3) // Gloria (Dollars Trilogy)

Mari Gálvez (Far Cry 3) // Lilith (Alan Wake)

(Bolded colors mean applies to that character, bolded black means applies to all characters)

Chaotic Evil

A chaotic evil character does whatever their greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive them to do. They are hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If they are simply out for whatever they can get, they are ruthless and brutal. If they are committed to the spread of evil and chaos, they are even worse. Thankfully, their plans are haphazard, and any groups they join or form are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as they can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate them. Chaotic evil is sometimes called demonic because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the best alignment you can be because it combines self interest and pure freedom. However, chaotic evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction of not only beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.

[sillymizu-13]

“Sodapop,” Ponyboy curtis questioned in his obnoxious country accent, “How do I pick up them chicks? 🐥”

“Well, Ponyboy, the technique depends on what kinda girl you’re tryin’ to get. If you want a goth girl, invite her to a cemetery!…or a hot topic.”

“But what if I don't want a goth girl!?”

“Well… take this rizz quiz and find out what kinda girls ya like!”

“Sodapop what the freak.”

Sodapop pulls out his modern cell phone despite it being like 1965. “Its free, accurate, and totally expert made! (Its on wiki how!!!)”

"Sodapop what in tarnation is that thing!?" Ponyboy backs up, emitting beeping noises like a truck would out of pure terror

“This gadget is my trusty, HETEROSEXUAL iphone from the 2020s.”

"a what?" he raises a brow "and why'd you have to specify it's heterosexual?"

“If the gays are turning the frickin frogs gay so i gotta make sure my iphone is protected too… in fact, Ponyboy, if you buy this premium protection plan against the woke virus infecting this god loving country, you too will be safe and blessed away from the homosexuals.”

"...fine, i'll take your stupid rizz quiz if it makes you stop talkin' like you're in an advertisement." Ponyboy takes the phone from Sodapop’s hand and the phone instantly turns gay. Can't even have phones anymore. because of WOKE. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

“NOOO MY MLM PRODUCT WAS A SCAM???? WTFFF” Sodapop sobs in anguish, dropping to the floor and screaming. He looks like Jojo Siwa in the karma dance with the way he’s flailing.

"multi level marketing scheme?? more like men loving men!!!!!" Ponyboy, ascending to his true form as Wokeboy, shouts at Sodapop, gayness dripping from his voice.

"I'm gonna turn you WOKE Sodapop! Sodawoke!" WOKEBOY laughs maniacally, shooting out his rainbow woke beam at his unsuspecting victim.

Sodapop cried one last desperate cry, pleading for mercy before his clothes turned rainbow and he was now Sodawoke.

"Guess what Sodawoke? I also already turned Darry woke too! Or should I say... Slayrry?" Wokeboy let out his evil villain laugh as thunder boomed in the distance.

“YAAAAASSSS SLAAY QUEEN 💅💅💅✨✨💖” Slayrry says, walking into the room and giving the gay wrist while posing with one hip cocked out.

"But that's not all. You thought that was done? No! Soon, the entirety of the east side will be WOKE!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

uhm hello?? 😭😭