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queerplatonic Samwena agenda post

for @wigglebox's Suptober 24 remixed day 23: fever

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“Rowena?” Sam questioned his ringing phone. 

For the past few months, since they connected over their pasts with Lucifer, he and the Witch had a shared understanding. In exchange for the book of the damned, Rowena provided magical assistance whenever they needed, as well as began teaching Sam some of the fundamentals of witch-craft. Quick study he was though, Rowena took it upon herself to expand his tutelage and take him in as her protégé. And while they got along well and have come to care for each other deeply, spending time together just for the sake of one another’s company, a phone call out of the blue like this could not be a good sign. 

“You okay?” He asked after picking up her call. 

“Why wouldn’t I be, Samuel?” She spoke with her usual bravado, but her voice was weak and shaky. 

“You’re a better liar than that.” Sam shook his head with a half smile on his face, but one that was wavering with concern. 

“Was I really that unconvincing?” Rowena asked in a fake-hurt tone. 

“I just know you, Ro.” 

Silence. 

“You’re the one who called, just talk to me, okay?” Sam pleaded, forcing himself to be patient with her. Like himself, like everyone in his life, Rowena was absolutely horrible at asking others for help. But she did make the call, so that had to count for something. 

“I’m sick…” she finally admitted. 

“Wait- what? I thought you couldn’t get sick? You’re over three hundred years old and using magic to keep you alive, shouldn’t that take care of little things like influenza?” 

“Oh Samuel,” Rowena laughed before it turned into a hacking cough. 

“Ro,” Sam breathed involuntarily. 

[ulfie-by-osmosis]

4, 5, 11, 17, 29, 30

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4. If you could wake up tomorrow in the SPN world, would you? Why or why not?

I don't have much of a reasoning for this one apart from that I find the characters and mechanisms (like purgatory and tricksters, and how some of the supernatural things work) compelling. I would study that stuff until it killed me. Also the poc and rowena and eileen and I would talk shit about others so much Yes, I would wake up there if I could.

5. Samjess, Sameileen, Samruby, Samcas, or someone else?

Oh, man. Can I advocate all? I'm gonna advocate for all.

Saileen/sameileen because they're so good for each other. They both care so much and it's like. eileen deserves someone who's all blushy and protective of her even though she doesn't NEED that, and sam deserves to (and does!) care about someone who doesn't always express a need for softness. also they're both so insane if you look at them for more than five seconds. perfect match really. Also, they're a T4T bi4bi couple.

Samruby for the exact opposite reasons. No thoughts here, just two people who could not be worse for each other. bloodfreak and the OG gaslightgatekeepgirlboss, plus knifeplay. Also it's just really funny when ruby cracks jokes about murdered nuns and god, and sam tries not to spontaneously combust.

Samjess is sweet in its own way, I guess, but I can't really imagine much for this pairing? It was literally only there for one episode. Very formative, though. You gotta like it for the right reasons, e.g. "I was dead from the moment we said hello"

Samcas/sastiel: soulfisting. that's all I'm gonna say. they're queerplatonic to me Samwena is also one of my fave dynamics, but I'm not too fond of it as a purely romantic relationship

TL;DR - I like them all for different reasons, but if I had to pick one, it'd be saileen (one of the few good things that came out of dabb era tbh)

11. If you HAD to get rid of one member of TFW, who would it be?

Dean, easy.

JOKING. don't make me choose, man.

17. What’s an aspect of SPN people often point to as a flaw that you really enjoy?

The dark lighting in early seasons? Yeah you need to double your screen brightness, and it definitely would have been a problem while the show aired on TV, but at least there's some contrast. some vibe. some fucking horror. Okay that's not that unpopular, so I'll talk about the whole... angel population situation going on in heaven. It's the direct consequence of Cas' s6 actions, and its effects are felt throughout the rest of the show. Intentional or not, I love the idea of this one being's ruthless quest for free will backfiring so badly precisely BECAUSE he's handling the concept on such a large scale for the first time. And he feels the consequences for so long. that does two things: a) make way for a very interesting dynamic in heaven (not explored well enough imo but it's There in the show), and b) imply the kind of explosive power even the desire to "change the system" can have on something like heaven, which in spn functions almost entirely on faith as far as I remember?

29. You can cut one character at any point of the show. Who would it be AND what would happen as a result?

Oh, just one? Okay, ketch or gadreel I guess. Let's go with Ketch. As a result half the fuckery of s12 vanishes and Magda Peterson gets to her aunt's house healthy and happy. If it's gadreel, then half the fuckery of s9 vanishes and Kevin gets to kill the Winchesters for his health and sanity.

30. Make up a fact about a character and convince me it’s true.

Charlie Bradbury hacked her way into Bobby's old computer, found a bunch of disgustingly sweet photos of him and Rufus (and one of him kissing this other guy in a priest outfit looking into the camera??), and pestered the old man into sharing gay escapades from back in the day. they're besties now <3