#queer platonic radiostatic

[lemoncakedoodles]

Thinking about Alastor ships…

Most people know the popular head canon that Alastor doesn’t need sleep, and I had a thought.

Wouldn’t it be adorable if he started sleeping because his partner wanted cuddles, then over time he got so used to sleeping that he now sees it as a need and finds himself actually getting tired at times?

[snowyh2o]

A scene from chapter 8 of The Answer Is Yes by generalzero on Ao3

[elsa-fogen]

Alastor's apologising (part 2)

It happens after this and before this

Part 1

Seems like Rosie is angy with Alastor... very angy.

Vox yappin.

i have no thoughts. head empty.

[benjimatorarts]

More QPR grandpas, definitely won't be the last we see them.

[moth-bytez]

Cen you draw a heart half of it is the bi flag and the other half is the ace/aroace flag ? :D

I think you know who the characters are:3

I WAS GOING TO DO THIS REQUEST HOURS AGO BUT THE POWER WENT OUT!!!! the aroace flag is peak js saying…….. (TOTALLLLY NOT BIASED!!!)

[zestydistress]

i've been thinking about that one asexual spongebob x squidward heart surgery post and now i'm just imagining the same thing but with alastor ships. just-

Alastor: isn't this fun? literally anyone that he's shipped with aside from Rosie: YOU TOOK A BITE OUT OF MY FUCKING ARM. YOU ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO DISECT ME. Alastor: I don't see what your problem is.

then there is

Alastor: Isn't this fun, my darling? Rosie, relaxing in her bed while Alastor literally rearranges her organs, starting with her small intestine and ending with her heart: oh it's just delightful, deer, I love spending my evenings with you.

like- this is the only deep and personal intimacy Alastor enjoys.

[fanonbinary8]

i’m not saying i ship alastor and vox, but the TENSION

they wanna cuddle i don’t care what canon says they’re friends now

[sketchyface]

Sweeney Todd AU where Alastor is Sweeney Todd, Vox is Mrs Lovett and Rosie is Lucy Barker

OneWayBroadcast/Radiosilence and Queerplatonic!Radiorose in one AU!

[lemoncakedoodles]

More trans Vox sillies

Later:

[theeyebrowexpress]

Wanted to ask to see what my next batch of doodles would be but now I’m also just curious-

[kame-artist]

So, idk what happened. I did not intend to make a Media Demons au. But now i have a full universe where Alastor and the Vees are buisness partners (they pick up Valentino and Velvette at some point) and somehow this is turning into a fun little AU? Im so confused theres no angst so far

I dont think I'll be writing a fic for this au, so expect some more art. And feel free to ask any questiins because im having fun thinking up scenarios for them. Posted some info and will probably post some drabbles ect over on @kame-writes too

[turtleofthehollow]

How I imagine Lucifer will react to finding out Alastor has a rivalry with Vox

Lucifer: Wait, you have rivalries with other men??

Alastor: Well, I —

Lucifer: YOU WHORE!!

[kame-writes]

Concerning the media overlords au:

First of all: I love it! Thank you for sharing the idea with us <33

Second: Does Alastor live in the tower with the other Vees? And does Alastor still move into the hotel? If yes, on a scale of one to absolutely how sad/pissed/jealous is Vox after receiving this info?

3. I'd like to imagine Velvette's fingers are constantly itching to get ahold of that handsome deer man, who doesn't know how to dress himself properly or trendy, and give his wardrobe an upgrade. Could you imagine this happening? (Maybe with lots of alcohol involved. So that he would at least temporarily let her experiment with his clothes. Bonus points if she is able to take picture too. Vox would obviously make himself some copies for.. private reasons...) Do you see my vision?? Can you see it??

4. Can Vox convince Alastor to do more audio features within their network? Like podcasts or interviews and the like? Or are they just screams as well? (I recently discovered a podcast about cooking, where each week they talk about one ingredient and explain a recipe with it. I think this would fit Alastor's preferences very well.. tho the ingredients might not be as commonly used now that I think about it... anyhow... now I can't stop thinking about Hannibal and Alastor hosting a food podcast.. oops.. sorry, but not really)

5. You mentioned that Husk still works in his casino, if he isn't needed. Do you have any headcanons for Niffty's whereabouts?

Anyway that's all for now! Have a lovely day/night! <33

p.s. Sorry if this ask is intrusive. For some questions it's pretty clear that I've already imagined something for myself that may or may not fit with your vision of this au. If you feel like I overstepped, feel free to ignore this or send me an alastor_fuck_u. gif :D

Im am very happy to have questions asked! You have no idea how many ideas i have and dont know what to do with xD

I'd love to see other peoples headcanons and ideas for this universe, if anyone does anything for it then please tag me so i can see ^^

This is gonna get long so I've put it under a read more

2: No one is really sure if he lives there or just works there. He HAS his own suite in the tower, but he's not always there when they go look for him, and not being able to find him is very a common occurrence, made more frustrating because he refuses to carry or awnser the mobile phone they forced on him. He hangs around in the common areas like the kitchen and living room sometimes. And if they do manage to rope him into something like a movie night its a huge hassle, because he will insist on a black and white or silent film if he HAS to engage with the tv, and Vel and Val hate those.

The whole top of the Tower is dominated by his large Radio tower though, its slightly seperated from the rest of the building, suspended above it with a staircase/ladder to enter the hatch. Valentino is usually not brave enough to check there for Alastor.

Its the same with the hotel. He does move into his own room there, but goes back and forth a lot, and doesnt have a schedule. Vox tires to pretend hes fine with it at first but often ends up the hotel to be a pain in the ass to Charlie, and getting kicked out by the staff of Alastor. Hes convinced himself that Alastor will lose interest sooner rather than later, and the others just tune out his whining at this point. No one buys it when he claims he didnt even notice Alastor was gone as soon as the Radio Demon gets back to the tower.

3: I may be planning to draw this haha He does let her dress him up ocassionally, he has a few differant suits he's approved of and kept, but does wear his original the most the time. Velvette has a line of 'Vintage chic' clothing that partly started as a way to get Alastor to agree to changing his 'ratty ass old man style' by appealing to clothes that were updated takes on his era. He still very rarely leaves the tower in anything but his own usual attire.

He does on rare occasions allow photos to be taken of him by the vees (and once, later on by charlie, under strict instructions that she keeps it to herself) but no video. And none under any circumstances are allowed on social media. He has blown up a few phones that have attempted, both the Vees and employees.

4: Alastor has agreed to be on a podcast a few times, but its rare, and only if its somehting hes really interested in talking about. It's one of the few modern things he approves of since its just a version of a radio talk show. Same with interviews, he keeps them even more extremly rare, and the mystery of the radio Demon keeps sinners in fear more than him being in the public. Vox always wants him to do more since the ratings sky rocket when Alastor features.

When Alastor has done an interview it is with his back to the camera, and sitting in a large wingbacked stupidly over the top ornate chair, that hides him from being seen, except maybe the top tuffs of his ears and antlers. And he doesnt reveal much about himself when he does. The chair is partly to hide him, and partly to stop the equitment form glitching too much. He likes to pulls faces and makes gestures deliberatly made to make Vox falter and look stupid on camera, since hes the only one who can see him in that chair.

He has teased on his own radio show that one 'lucky' sinner may get the chance to be on both a guest star on his radio broadcast AND a livestream if the mood takes. Valentino had to inform him that what he's referring to is called a snuff film

5: Niffty gets moved to the hotel pretty much full time once Alastor gets involved, Husk is a part time employee, but ends up spending less time at his casino as time goes on.

Valentino is happy Niffty is gone because she creeps him out, she ocassionally hung around his studio during work hours, especially if theyre doing a scene with 'bad boys'. Vox isn't bothered. Velvette is not happy, especially that Niffty is reduced to a maid/janitor for the hotel, and makes that very known to Alastor. Velvette loves Niffty, they are chaos sisters and work on very sketchy sounding potions together, and gang up against the boys.

Niffty is also a great seamstress herself and brings her designs to Velvette like an excited child showing off their latest art project. Almost none of these get used, but Vel has fun forcing models to parade around the studio and work in something Nifftys made, they often include bugs and bodyparts, Velvette finds this halarious.

[monstrousvoice]

Sometimes I see posts about how having Alastor being in a relationship means its "taking away" his ace rep...and I swear I feel a little part of myself die of frustration.

Yall know that ace people (and yes aro people too) can find connection with someone that isnt based on sex, right? Yall know that we can agree to being in a relationship with someone with a romantic label because we care deeply for that person and it would make them happy, right? Yall know that we can even have sex and one night stands and get married and any other such things because while being aro/ace means we don't feel attraction, it doesnt mean we cant still enjoy those activities, right?

yall know that sexuality is fluid and that its not a one size fits all type of deal, right?

From,

A tired ace/aro person who just wants to enjoy bonking her favorite fictional characters together.

[crabofthewoods]

the hazbin fandom is alarmingly good at making me love their ships. radiostatic, radiodust, radioapple, adamsapple — all ships that i never thought id get behind. but im definitely behind them now

[mayashesfly]

Queer Platonic RadioStatic where they're all domestic with one another and have regular cuddles sessions and general bonding moments. Vox tends to give thoughtful gifts to Al, some of which being vintage things that reminds him of Alastor whenever he's busy in a meeting. Alastor would happily cook for Vox as they talk about their day, helping him rewind and will kill people that dare hurt him.

Alastor has no interest in sex, or at least directly participating in it. Vox is sex-favorable and they both agreed that Vox is allowed to have sex with Valentino and other people as long as they don't kiss/bite Vox on any other part of his body except on the lips/mouth.

Vox is his. And he's the only one allowed to kiss and adore every part of Vox's body and mark him. He's not that into direct kissing, especially french kissing, but would still pepper Vox with forehead and cheek kisses. Vox absolutely loves it.

Vox and Valentino still french kisses though.

One time Vox was telling Alastor about how french kissing was so good but he just kept making disgusted facial expressions at him. "Keep that between your boytoy and yourself, my dear. It's not gonna happen"

Vox just laughed, enjoying the silly expressions he had gotten from the radio demon before kissing Alastor on his furrowed brows. "That's perfectly fine by me! I'm happy to have you by my side as it is…."

"Sap"