#quality shitposts by Kate

[evilwickedme]

I'd love to hear more Bat social media thoughts if you have any

Oh I absolutely do

Civilian

Twitter:

Bruce, Dick, Cass, Tim, Steph, and Jason all have twitter. The first four have verified accounts (like proper verified, not the shit Musky introduced). Jason's twitter is just something like litlover666

Tim has an extra anonymous account to post absolute shit in and pick fights with. Steph picks fights on main and makes fun of Bruce constantly. Jason posts mostly book reviews with the occasional photo of whatever he's eating right now and recommendation for some mom and pop restaurant in the worst parts of Gotham. He has a cult following

Bruce's account is entirely PR. He doesn't even have the password. Not because he can't be trusted with it but because he doesn't give a fuck. Every once in a while his social media intern asks him for some photo or he texts them about a charity he wants to promote and that's the extent of his involvement

Dick is sporadic with his use. He tweets happy birthdays to everyone including members of the batfam who aren't on Twitter (see Damian) and responds to random @ s a lot

Cass mostly uses it to crosspost videos of herself dancing from Instagram and retweets Steph's shitposting

Instagram:

Duke, Cass, and Steph all have Instagram. Only Cass is verified, because Duke is too new to the batfam. It irritates him more than he'll admit

Again, Cass's insta is mainly photos and videos of her dancing. She also posts a lot of photos with her family tho, especially in embarrassing situations nobody knew she'd managed to capture on camera

Steph uses it mainly to lurk but her friends only stories are a LOT of fun

Duke posts his poetry on there sometimes, but mostly it's a casual Instagram with pictures of friends and family and selfies. He also posts pictures of Damian's pets every once in a while cause he thinks it's a shame Damian is too young to join the platform and post them himself (Damian is like 11 or 12 at most in my mind and Alfred actually enforces the no social media before you're 13 rule)

Tim deleted his finsta when he became Robin cause it was dedicated to Bat content and that was Embarrassing

Tumblr:

Only Steph and Tim have tumblrs. Jason would thrive on here, but he doesn't have time to figure out any other platform beside the one he's on. Neither Steph nor Tim told each other outright they have tumblrs, but they found each other and became mutuals anyway. Tim doesn't use the platform so much anymore, he was way more into it when he was like 13 or 14, but Steph keeps up with ALL the memes. Both accounts are anonymous but Tim has a HUGE following for telling random stories about his life that sound entirely made up except he always provides photographic evidence or some other kind of proof

Tiktok

WE PR made Bruce start a TikTok and he insisted it be a Wayne family TikTok because, again, he Did Not Want To Deal With It. Tim's supposed to be in charge of it but Dick is addicted. He has his own account too but he only ever posts on the Wayne family TikTok account, mostly to brag about his siblings' accomplishments

Cass, again, has a dance-focused account. She once posted herself dancing with Jason and everyone freaked out over who this giant dude is until he was legally brought back to life. Nobody in the batfam knows how she managed to get him to agree to participate but he was actually really good

Dick's personal account is not as active as the Wayne family account but he posts gymnastics there sometimes

Neither Alfred nor Kate are on social media for very different reasons. Babs is on every platform as a lurker, but on Twitter she interacts with Dick and Cass sometimes. Damian isn't allowed yet but once he turns 13 he becomes an absolute TERROR on twitter

Vigilante

Twitter:

The JLA, Titans, and Young Justice teams all have team accounts of various diplomatic quality. Diana runs the first for the most part, basically every member of the Titans team gets their chances with it at some point for theirs, and Cassie and Tim have learned their lesson about letting anybody except the two of them tweet from the YJ account

Nightwing's account is excessively popular. A lot of people thirst follow him but also sometimes he eviscerates someone horrible and it's extremely funny

Spoiler's account is also popular for being just as feral as her civilian main

It's a recurring joke among the superhero community that everyone is very lucky that Robin doesn't have an account

Signal's account is low-key

Oracle's account is vital, she provides a lot of early warnings for civilians when there are Arkham breakouts and the like. A lot of people have notifications turned on for her account

TikTok:

Just like the Wayne's account, the batfam has an account. It's mostly funny bits from cowl cam but Red Robin has posted a series of videos triggering Red Hood into talking about his various interests (literature, proper gun maintenance, the actual programs that would benefit crime alley) all of which go extremely viral

And that's everything I have right now!! If anybody wants fic recs for social media aus or wants to know my hcs for other heroes' social media just shoot me an ask 🥰

[vicekings]

Jasper “the Vigilante Formerly Known As Sidestep” Colt moodboard

[khaoticdyke]

maryspacekate “Best dance moves of 2017” in my browser history. #toolatetogobacktosleep (x)

[shelienead]

Let’s ramble a little

I was thinking about Castle, how it’s still so popular even here on Tumblr which I consider a slowly dying site. Whereas a lot of other fandoms have simply left or have found another subjects of interest, Castle is still going strong and keeping it’s loyal fan base, though certainly a little smaller than it used to be. I don’t think there are many other cancelled TV shows of this genre (police procedural drama) still receiving such amount of love as Castle. With that said, the circumstances surrounding its cancellation and all the other “bad stuff” around it suck even more. But I don’t really want to go there as it’s a big can of worms which I don’t wanna open ever again.

Anyways, it’s an obvious thing to say that the actors did a fantastic job bringing their characters to life. So I’m not gonna be rambling about how for example Stana’s Kate Beckett is a badass, super sexy, flawed and believable cop who is literally destined to be loved by the viewers or how she and Castle makes a perfect couple not only for the hardcore shippers. No, no, no, this is all true but it’s a well known acknowledged fact, therefore not the reason why I write this - idk what it is - let’s say a shitpost that nobody’s gonna read anyway.

What I think brings up the greatness of this show and helps keeping it alive the most, is fanfiction. Yes, due to fanfiction we can enjoy the lives of these characters (mainly Beckett and Castle ofc) in a way that the show itself could never provide us. Some of these talented authors have created amazing expanded worlds for this beloved couple or a completely new AUs which are a pleasure to explore. And by the talented authors I mean crazy talented, simply awesome ones. There are tons of writers for many different fandoms but how many of them write the quality content? Not so many, I’m afraid. But that’s not the case with Castle! I’m not saying all the stories in this fandom are good but there are many for sure. I’m confident to say that Castle fanfiction has some of the best writers who could be selling bestsellers (and maybe they are, this idk). Unfortunatelly, most of them aren’t active anymore or worse, they deleted their stories (or their work was simply removed for whatever reason) which saddens me the most. There’s nothing more frustrating than wanting to reread some fic which simply cannot be found anymore. And I’m definitely planning on rereading some of these gems again and again so maybe I should download my favourites just to be safe. Nevertheless, as long as the fanfic stories are here, the show will be alive as it’s a very necessary complement for me to enjoy the world of Richard Castle to the fullest extent. 

Through this post I wanted to give appreciation and thanks to all the writers out there even if none of them will see this. 

REWATCH, (RE)READ, REPEAT

[ranakate]

i'm so new to this but no one on twitter appreciates my tri-weekly rambles about corrie and more specifically, the gay content on corrie, so here i am

[aliciavspinnet]

um hi so i’m (just under) 50 away from 2k and it’d be ya know kinda cool if i could get there sometime (soon)... and yeap that’s my story (thanks for listening reading) (*awkwardly shuffles off stage ur screen*) 

[thenortherngirl]

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[vicekings]

Jasper passionately sings along to a goofy movie soundtrack when he thinks he’s alone, only to turn around and see the entirety of the rangers staring at him because he made the mistakes of a) telling ortega where his new apartment is and b), leaving his door unlocked while cleaning

Jasper proceeds to tactically retreat and hide under his bed for twenty minutes while Ortega tries to bribe him out with saltine crackers, lady argent is losing her shit laughing, Steel has stepped outside to hide his laughter, and herald has ducked into jaspers bathroom in hopes that cold water applied to his face will stop the blush because of his previously dormant voice kink

[vicekings]

Ortega and jasper: scream-singing bop to the top at the top of their lungs

The rangers, watching on in exhausted acceptance:

[vicekings]

They meet in Bruma.

Brynden’s a few years out of the College of Winterhold, working as a healer and travelling through Cyrodiil. He’s going on expeditions, acting as Atla’s spy among the Imperial nobles and highborns, and trying to figure out what he wants to do with his life.

Gemma tells him that she’s originally from Kvatch, that she’s looking to become an adventurer. She’s pretty and bold and fights by his side both in ancient ruins and in the pit of vipers that is the imperial court. She’s fiery and quick witted and makes Bryn laugh by the campfire.

When a bandit aims his arrow at her, Bryn takes it in his shoulder shoving her aside. He saves her life without a second thought, and she sits with him as he heals. Gemma won’t leave his side.

She smiles and lights up Bryn’s world when she kisses him in thanks.

Their romance is dizzying. Quick and vibrant and enviable from the outside: they seem perfect for each other- her charisma and his entwined to make them the life of every party they attend together.

Gemma weaves a pretty web, and Bryn falls right into it. It isn’t until they’re exploring south-southeast of Cheydinhal and they “stumble” upon a shrine that Bryn learns Gemma’s true intent:

To earn Boethiah’s favor, she must earn the trust of a man. Make him love her. Make him adore her. Make him willing to die for her. And then bring him before her Prince and spill his blood upon her altar.

Bryn’s half undressed with his hair down, and Gemma’s straddling his hips and pressing a kiss to his soft lips. Her dagger is buried in his stomach in seconds. She’s quick.

Bryn’s quicker.

He throws her off of him. He attempts to heal himself. Gemma goes for her sword, and Bryn panics and throws a fireball at her.

They struggle; Gemma on fire, Bryn with a dagger in his gut. Bryn tries to run. He tries to reason with Gemma. She doesn’t slow down.

It’s self defense. That’s what everyone tells him. But honestly, it still feels wrong. It happened so fast and he’s sure if he could’ve talked to her, if he just could’ve gotten her to listen-

But he can’t anymore, because by the end of it Gemma lies dead on Boethiah’s altar with Bryn’s dagger in her heart. By the end of it, Bryn’s collapsed on the floor slowly bleeding out and it’s only by pure chance that a good samaritan finds him. Had the good samaritan not shown up, Bryn wouldn’t have healed himself.

The last bits of magicka running through him would’ve sealed the wound, but would’ve done nothing to fix the internal damage. It would’ve been enough to get him to where he and Gemma had dropped their packs so he could take a potion.

He wouldn’t have had the heart to do it. He wasn’t in the right state of mind.

To rub salt in the wound, Boethiah comes to Brynden as the good samaritan heals him. She whispers in his mind that Gemma was too weak to be her champion, that Bryn could prove himself to be strong.

Bryn shuts his eyes and cries.

[vicekings]

Jonathan to Camellia: smile, partner :)

Jedediah, thinking Jonathan’s picked up some speech quirks from him:

[vicekings]

Remarkable green eyes, like his mother’s ✔️

Dark, messy hair ✔️

Facial scar ✔️

PTSD misdiagnosed as Teen Angst ✔️

Has a pet bird ✔️

Dumbass bisexual ✔️

Two friends are a nerd and a redhead ✔️

Am I talking about Harry Potter or Etienne Faulkes lads?

[vicekings]

The eyrie: broken, filled with cobwebs and dust, massive hole in the roof, no bed

Etienne:

[vicekings]

making brynden rich so i could vicariously live out my fantasies of giving out 100$ tips and buying my friends gifts and paying off ppls student loans at random was an absolute power move on my part

[vicekings]

given the opportunity and trickster like powers of bugs bunny in a fc5 setting literally all I would do is hang around and change Jacobs dumbass music box music to something new everytime he opens it. Hope you like hollaback girl pussy boy, cause that’s gonna be the only music you can listen to for about a solid couple of weeks

[vicekings]

me lookin thru the seed family tags lookin for non clowns to reblog from so y’all can have good content