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thatswhatsushesaid · 3 months ago
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jin guangyao’s tremendous capacity for both cruelty and compassion is core to his character. trying to insist that he is one to the exclusion of the other (and let’s be real: it is normally the former rather than the latter) does a disservice both to mxtx for writing him that way, and also to jin guangyao's role in the story.
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heymeowmao · 6 months ago
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天行健 | Floating World/Heroes E2 ° I really want to kill you. If I kill you, there will be no more Rongtian Sword Sect. But it's all we have left.
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vozaho · 2 years ago
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Los bastarditos Jin. 🙏 AU en donde estos weyes son los meros-meros del clan Jin como siempre debió ser. 🥱💛
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poorlittleyaoyao · 4 months ago
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HEYYYYY it's the line!
And from such a reliable source, too!
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peculiardollart · 1 year ago
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Some hairstyles for the Jin ladies Jin Men's hairstyles
Nie Men and Nie Women
Jiang Men and Women
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oathofkaslana · 8 months ago
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taixuan sect in chapter 27
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h3artf3ltint3nt · 9 months ago
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//more edits cause I get bored easily and they're fun lol
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This one ft: @adversitybloomed
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labyrynth · 2 years ago
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let’s be real for a sec: if rusong were still alive, nhs wouldn’t have hesitated in killing him
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rainbowsky · 2 years ago
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Hai Rainbow 🌈
I can't access Weibo or anyother Chinese platform in particular and I don't read melons either. So is there any confirmation regarding DD new drama? Im kind of thrilled as I heard that li Qin is acting as FML ( from youtube lol! ). she is my all time favourite actress 😭.
Hi Anon! 😊
It's been a pretty persistent melon off and on for a while, and the timeline that has been given seems to be correct.
Today was supposed to be the first table read, filming is supposed to start on the 6th and the day after is supposed to be the official casting announcement. Both Li Qin and DD are said to have already arrived in Shanghai for the first table read, so it seems to be true although there's no official confirmation yet.
From what I understand this is a nationalistic/propaganda historical drama set in the 1920's, called Brave the Wind and Waves. DD plays a bank employee who uncovers corruption. Li Qin is involved with the CCP and draws DD in, and together they overcome the enemy and glorify the party or something along those lines.
For those who are not familiar with Li Qin, she has worked with GG on several projects.
Fights Break Sphere
Joy of Life
Jade Dynasty
The Wolf
Where Dreams Begin
There have actually been a lot of fan wars already starting up between the two solo groups, and some of Li Qin's fans are threatening to boycott the drama if she moves forward with the project. Which is not the brightest, because this appears to be directly connected with the government. Everybody should just shut up and go along with whatever's happening for the sake of everyone involved.
This is the sort of project that can't be refused at this time in the industry. A lot of projects have dried up, and the industry is struggling. Such a role shows the people involved are in good standing with the government, and that can lead to better confidence among investors and directors for other projects.
But solo fan groups aren't exactly known for their selfless forbearance. 😅
Anyway, none of this is officially confirmed but it appears to be happening and we should learn more about it in the coming days.
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twistedappletree · 1 year ago
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Anyway, I put my jewelry inheritance headcanon into my junior!sect leader fic 🥺✨
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sonderwrit · 10 months ago
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ohohohoHO
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thatswhatsushesaid · 11 months ago
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did alex jones pivot from spreading misinformation about US politics to spreading misinformation about danmei novels or something. is there an infowars: jianghu edition out there that has just eluded my notice until now. because i cannot understand how some of these clear misrepresentations of the novel are gaining such traction otherwise.
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hulijingemperor2 · 3 months ago
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Yao: are you guys ready?
Jinling: yea Xiao shushu!
Rusong: yup. But a bit nervous.
Zixuan: aww you two would be fine.
Rusong: uncle Zish, who goes first?
Zixuan: the Jin sect leader, which is A-ling.
The Laoling Qin Sect leader is always the subordinate of the Jin Sect leader.
Rusong: aw cool.
I'm honoured to be Ling gege's subordinate.
Jinling: that will be fun!
Rusong: I know right
Yao: and more healthy too
Zixuan: yea, guangshan was a mess.
Qin Su: A-ling, A-song. Go ahead and do your fitting. Your outfits had just arrived.
Both: mn.
Yanli: they grow up so fast!
Qin Su: yup. And they became divas like their A-Dies.
Yanli: because they spoilt them.
Later on.....
Team d: *relaxing*
Yao: *writing up some details*
A-qing: team dimple. What should I wear for Rusong's inauguration?
Red?
Xue yang: are you a bride?
A-qing: no. Well not yet. *blushing*
Su she: wear coral or a shade of orange.
That's the Qin aesthetics.
A-qing: thanks xiandu!
Yao: yea he's right.
Mo xuanyu: you'll look so fab.
Xue yang: you really like to dress up, huh simp.
A-qing: are you jealous?!
Xue yang: I can dress up for Jiggy whenever I want.
A-qing, you better marry Song'er before he replace you.
A-qing: excuse me?!
Xue yang: girl, you have to stop being delulu. What if Songsong dumps you. Where would you go?!
Yao: Chengmei. My son isn't characterless.
Xue yang: I know, Jiggybun.
But A-qing needs to know how to pull herself up if Songsong dumps her.
Yao: *joking* then let her do what you'll do if I get rid of you.
Xue yang: Jiggylicious, you can't get rid of me. *hugs*
Yao: what a bummer.
Now if I leave you stranded in the forest.
Xue yang: then I'll be on your doorstep again, like a stray cat.
Yao: *sigh* I hope these hulijings protect their emperor.
Xue yang: *kisses* I know you'll miss me Jiggy.
Yao: *rolls eyes* I will.
Xue yang: ehehehehehehe, I knew it. *hugs* Jiggy, you smell nice.
A-qing: who's the simp now.
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Sect leader ceremony ✨️.
Lanling 📍.
Jinling sits on the lanling Jin throne, while his uncles proudly looked on.
A-Yao: congratulations, A-ling *places the guan on his head* You'll be such an amazing sect leader.
Continue to be brilliant, and uphold the brilliance of the Jin sect.
Jinling: thank you Xiao shushu.
Yao: *kisses* shushu loves you.
Jiang cheng: I'm very happy for you, A-ling. You better take it seriously!
Jinling: yea I will, jiujiu!
Jiang cheng: Yao Huangdi.
I want to give the Jiang sect and Yu sect to A-ling some day. I'm asking you because I know you're Huangdi.
Yao; absolutely, Jiang Zongzhu. It's his birthright.
Zixuan: I'm proud of you, baby.
Yanli: you're amazing.
Jinling: *smiling*
Luo Yuan: *admiring him*
Sizhui: *clapping*
Jingyi: woooo! JINLING!!!
Zixuan: say your speech.
Yao: aww. He looks shy.
Jinling: ehem. My dear Jin sect members. I'll continue to promote brilliance of our sect.
All of shushu's implementations will still be in effect, as it helped many.
I will announce Luo Yuan as Jin Furen for now.
And Wen Yuan will be my prospected concubine.
Sizhui: you want me as your concubine?
Jinling: we're great friends, so I decided to do so.
According to Xiao shushu, it preserves bonds.
Sizhui: I accept, Jin Zongzhu.
Jinling: *flustered* not that I had a crush on you.
Why are you all looking at me? We have another inauguration to attend.
Let's move people. *claps twice*
Oh right. I want Jin Chan to be my personal assistant.
Zixuan: ew why. He bullied you so much.
Jinling:  exactly. I want to make him know who the ruler is.
Rusong: ah, very fair.
Sizhui: *to Rusong* does he like me that way?
Rusong: I believe so. Whenever Ling gege is nervous or flustered, he would act like just frantically give people orders.
Jingyi: classic mistress Jin.
Afterwards, there was another inauguration, in Laoling, where Rusong sat on the sect leader throne.
A-Yao however sat near him, as he looked on at the ceremony.
Former sect leader Qin, Qin Cangye, had to give his grandson the guan and sect leader robes.
After Qin cangye, Qin Su also was a clan leader, but she decided to drop it as she became empress.
When Qin Su and A-Yao were separated for a while, she began to run the sect again.
However Qin Cangye wished to inaugurate his grandson.
Qin cangye: I'm proud of you, my grandson. And I know you'll carry this sect with dignity.
Rusong: I promise I will. The Laoling Qin sect will be forever progressive.
Qin Su: aww.
Our baby.
Yao: all grown up, isn't he?
Qin Su: indeed.
Meng Shi: you two have made a leader. A true prodigy. Talented in everything he does.
A leader with a beautiful smile and an elegant aura.
Qin Su: he got it from Huangdi.
All from Huangdi.
Mengs are very persevering.
Yao: A-Song. Congratulations, baby.
May you continue to make the sect shine.
Rusong: I will, A-Die.
I certainly will.
Yao: *kisses* love you, baby.
Everyone: *clapping and cheering*
Ouyang: yayyyy!!!!! Dianxia!!!
A-qing: Rusong!!!
Jinling: *clapping as well* A-Song!
Zixuan: he's so cute.
Yao: I know right.
Qin Su: dear, go ahead and say your speech.
Rusong: certainly.
Dear qin sect members, I'll lead you to greatness.
Don't think that subordinate means inferior. Us and the Jins are allies, and we must stand together as two clans.
Jin Zongzhu and I will make sure that the Jianghu and our districts are under proper living conditions.
In addition. I'll like to announce A-qing, also known as Xue Qing, as Qin Furen.
Aqing" *blushing*
Rusong: and Sect leader Ouyang Zizhen as my concubine.
Ouyang Zizhen: *heart racing* omg omg omg.
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Later that evening, Rusong, Jinling and their blossoming harem hung out at a little soiree at Jing Manor.
Jinling: Sizhui. This is is Luo Yuan.
Haha, you both are named Yuan.
Jingyi: simp.
Rusong: what a coincidence, gege. Are you really a simp?
Jinling: don't listen to Jingyi. Of course I'm not a simp.
Rusong: *laughing*
Sizhui: nice to meet you, Luo Guniang. Countess, right?
Luo Yuan: nice to meet you too, Wen Zongzhu.
Yes I am.
So you and Jin Zongzhu are close?
Sizhui: yes yes. We do night hunts together, and would hang out most of the time.
Along with Jingyi, Ouyang Zizhen and Rusong too!
Luo Yuan: waw. Seems like you guys are a big family now.
Jinling: of course. Mengs, Qins, Jins and Wens are all intricate.
Xiao shushu was a Wen and Wen Ruohan is his stepdad. Now Wen Ruohan is Meng taihou's concubine.
He's Sizhui's distant 4th cousin. Xiao shushu is also grandpa Jin's biological son.
Rusong: A-Yi's father figure is my Shizun Lan Xichen, who happens to be A-Die's concubine.
Then the Nies are concubines, team dimple and Jiang Zongzhu. Jiang Zongzhu is A-Die's brother-in-law too
Luo Yuan: interesting. And My A-niang is really close to Xuan Huangdi.
A-qing: Yao Huangdi is a patriarch indeed. Linking all these families.
Rusong: exactly. The Jianghu thrives on strong bonds.
Ouyang Zizhen: that's why I want to bond with you, Rusong.
Rusong: *closes fan* oh dear.
Jinling: stop flirting with A-Song.
Ouyang Zizhen: you can't stop me!
Rusong: should we talk about the harem arrangements?
Jinling: mn. We should. Maybe I should give Wen Zongzhu some rules.
Rusong: ah, just don't be harsh on him.
Jinling: never!
Sizhui: so what are your harem rules
Jinling: play some guqin music for me, and serve me wine. Just be a little princess.
Sizhui: got it.
Rusong: I expect the same from you, Ouyang Zongzhu.
Also I would love you to entertain me, write poems and play music.
Ouyang Zizhen: *kneels* anything for my muse!
Rusong: *lifts Ouyang Zizhen's chin with his fan* delightful.
I am your muse, and future emperor.
Ouyang Zizhen: *blushing*
Jingyi: damn. Rusong, you're on fire.
Jinling: because he's Xiao shushu's son.
Rusong: we'll send some trainers for you both to teach you how to be concubines.
Jinling: thank us later.
Rusong: Aqing will be the head of the harem, so you got to listen to her.
Jinling: same here. Luo Yuan will be the head of the harem.
Aqing: I love that!
Luo Yuan: as it should be!
Jingyi: wow! Is that Hanguang Jun?! What is he doing here?! Not that I'm mad though.
He's talking to Nainai and Zewu Jun.
Rusong: oh gosh, Nainai will roast him.
Jinling: lol.
Jingyi: Nainai is just so savage. I love her.
Luo Yuan: the empress dowager and matriarch of two empires. As well as a goddess.
I want to meet her afterwards.
Rusong: you want to meet Nainai? Well sure you will.
A-qing: you'll love her a lot, because she's sweet. Then we'll go meet emps.
Luo Yuan: *laughing* emps?
Aqing: that's how I call Jiggy. I mean Yao huangdi.
Luo Yuan: ohh! Ahaha.
Meng Shi: whiny zhan. I mean, Hanguang Jun. Pleasure to meet you.
Lan zhan: greetings, taihou.
Meng Shi: *smiles*
Lan zhan: I'm glad that Sizhui became Jinling's concubine.
And your grandson become the Qin sect leader.
Meng Shi: thank you. Rusong is very brilliant. Like A-Yao.
Lan zhan: mn.
Meng Shi: so I heard that Wei Gongzi couldn't make it, because he had a nasty hangover. Am I right?
Lan zhan: mn.
Meng Shi: Lan gui fei, translate for me.
Xichen: he says yes.
Meng Shi: ah.
Poor Wei.
Xichen: Wangji is a man of little words.
Meng Shi: I realised.
Thank goodness he isn't a concubine.
Huangdi would have been bored.
I'm glad that wangxian isn't partial. Missing my grandson's inauguration while attending their son's.
Lan zhan: I won't lie.
Meng Shi: would you and the new Wen Zongzhu like to meet Wen Ruohan?
Lan zhan: no thanks.
He's still a tyrant.
Meng Shi: how dare you say that about my concubine.
Insulting a Meng family member is an insult to Huangdi himself. 
Sisi: Lan gui fei, taihou advises you to teach whiny zhan some etiquette.
Xichen: certainly. *trying not to Crack up, hearing whiny zhan*
Meng Shi: A-Si, let's go. We have more guests to greet.
Sisi: let's go, jiejie.
Meng Shi: *whispers, while they walked away* once I have read about Medusa turning people into stone. Was he a victim?
Sisi: *laughing*  looks much like it. Poor whiny zhan.
Meng Shi: ahaha.
Former sect leader Ouyang: Yao Huangdi, Xuan Huangdi. Your sons are very brilliant. And I can't wait for them to take their roles as Huangdis. 
Yao: thank you very much. I also look forward to their rule.
Zixuan: and they're already so close. The Jianghu will forever be glamorous and peaceful.
Yao: very healthy too. The Jin and Qin will be one.
There's no such thing as superior and subordinate again, as the leaders are literally brothers.
Well, cousins, but close as brothers.
Former sect leader Ouyang: that's delightful. Xuan Huangdi, are you happy about your son's concubine.
Zixuan: ah yes, I know he's A-ling's best friend.
The Lan aesthetic isn't my style actually.
Maybe he inherited that from his Da-jiu, Wei wuxian.
And as for the Wen, I find it's pretty cool that he got himself a sect leader.
Rebranding a sect is impressive though.
Former sect leader Ouyang: what about you, Yao Huangdi?
I hope you forgive my idiot son for being embarrassing in public.
I know he has to be an upright clan leader, but he's still childish.
Yao: that's fine, former sect leader. They're still young.
I'm delighted to see that A-Song has a concubine so fine and talented. Us Mengs are known for seducing the Jianghu, hence it's expected.
Ouyang Zizhen is very ideal for my son.
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Luo Yuan: greetings taihou. *kneels, then kisses her hand*
Meng Shi: pleasure to meet you. You may rise.
You're A-ling's fiance?
Luo Yuan: yes I am!
Meng Shi: you're very pretty. And your family produce and export silk right?
Luo Yuan: correct, taihou.
Meng Shi: I wish you and A-ling a happy married life in the future.
Luo Yuan: thank you. Taihou, I have always wanted to meet you! I know I grew up with Jinling Dianxia but.
Meng Shi: it's fine, dear. That time I was busy transitioning to a goddess.
Now I'm happy to see you too.
Luo Yuan: ah. And you're beautiful as a goddess.
Meng Shi: thank you. Now are you and A-qing besties? You two look adorable together.
Luo Yuan: actually we are, but I believe we should hang out more, and maybe learn about our roles.
Meng Shi: I agree. Why don't you two go take a spa day or shopping. I'll fund you two.
Luo Yuan: sounds wonderful! I would really love to go shopping. If that's ok.
Meng Shi: shop and have fun, dear. You and A-qing.
You know, A-su and A-Li are the best of friends too.
Luo Yuan: aww. 
Meng Shi: now you two go shopping tomorrow, while the princes deal with their sec leader stuff.
A-qing: sounds like a plan!
Luo Yuan: I'm up for it!
A-qing: what about the gui feis.
Meng Shi: they're already friends. But they should assist their Dianxias.
And act like concubines.
Luo Yuan: yep. They should!
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vozaho · 2 years ago
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Otro dibu de mis bastarditos favoritos. 🙏💛
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"We're sorry, ZiXuan, but the wanted children of Jin GuangShan can't be in the polyamorous relationship"
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mccromy · 4 months ago
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The Shen Jiu & Shen Yuan dynamic I need to see more of is Shen Jiu coming to see Shen Yuan as a father figure, perhaps even a mother figure. And not in the way you think.
We are always talking about Shen Yuan's wife beam, but we don't talk about his mommy beam. I think Shen Jiu could resist the wife beam if subjected to it, but I don't believe he has any defense against the mommy beam. Now, I'm not talking about Shen Yuan transmigrating earlier than canon, meeting a child Shen Jiu and adopting him.
I'm talking about Shen Yuan transmigrating after Shen Jiu has already taken over Qing Jin peak. I'm talking about 21 year old Shen Yuan transmigrating into the body of a nameless rogue cultivator, meeting fully grown man already in his thirties Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu, and hitting him with his mommy/daddy-issuesinator and causing him a life threatening Qi deviation.
Shen Qingqiu can't help but trust him, and eventually looks up to him, sees him as a wise elder he seeks out for advice. He fucking hates it but he can't help himself. This homeless man he met in the forest is the closest thing he's ever had to a father. Also. He sort of wants Shen Yuan to breastfeed him in a, and he means this, non sexual way and he can't cope with that. He would just feel so safe!!
Shen Yuan, 21 years old, rogue cultivator, first time transmigrator and the father who stepped up, thinks he befriended the scum villain, and maybe? He can be a good influence on him? Be a good friend and guide him towards a fully limbed future. He's practically raising him but nobody tell him that.
Shen Jiu lost his childhood to slavery and his teenage years to violent madmen. and now he's behaving in ways he doesn't understand. He once lost sight of Shen Yuan in the town's market, ran towards a man who looked exactly like Shen Yuan from behind, and almost had a panic attack when the man turned out to be a stranger. It's all good because Shen Yuan found him before he started swinging Xiu Ya ("Have you seen my friend? He's this tall, clearly traumatized, but we haven't had the talk")
People think they're lovers at some point because Shen Jiu is quite possessive of Shen Yuan's attention, but everybody realizes that there's something way more innocent, and also weirder, and worse, going on between them when Shen Yuan drags Shen Qingqiu by the hand to apologize to the sect leader for being so rude when poor A-Yue is trying his best, and stands there with arms crossed, eyebrows raised, until Shen Qingqiu mumbles an apology, glances at Shen Yuan, and runs away.
"I'm sorry about that, Sect Leader Yue, he's had a bad day. I'm sure he didn't mean it."
Yue Qingyuan, someone who did actually sort of raise Shen Qingqiu, who's stood in Shen Yuan's shoes before, extracting reluctant apologies from a sullen Shen Jiu, to authority figures so he wouldn't get in trouble, is overcome by an intense, never before experienced wave of jealousy, so sudden it makes him spit vinegar flavored blood.
Then, a panicked Shen Yuan accidentally hits him with the mommy beam by accidentally adopting him (trying to befriend this guy who clearly needs a friend he can confide in!). And now he's placed himself in the young step-mom role who's desperately trying to bond with her new husband's teenage children but they're wired to not like her! (He used those exact words when explaining to Shang Qinghua where that new tension he has with the Sect Leader came from)
Liu Qingge is afraid of him. Maybe. He runs away when their eyes meet but he keeps leaving dead things at his feet so like, he's probably threatening him? He feels intimidated by him? Or something?
(Liu Qingge thinks Shen Qingqiu's older brother is so cool and really wants to hang out with him, but if Shen Yuan calls him Didi one more time Liu Qingge's barely held back "Yes, Gege?" Is going to jump out of his mouth and he WILL Qi deviate and EXPLODE)
When Binghe enters the equation shit gets a lot weirder.
First, he believes Shen Yuan to be Shen Qingqiu's neglected spouse (Shizun keeps leaving his poor wife alone when he goes out on night hunts and to visit brothels! Shen Yuan has needs!! He should be with someone who cherished him!! Someone who would treat him as he deserves to be treated, someone who'd wait hand and foot on him!!!) needless to say, Luo Binghe's teenage fantasies take on an even more illicit turn than in canon (it goes from "STERN TEACHER POUNDED BY STUDENT AT BAIZHAN TRAINING GROUNDS" to "NEGLECTED WIFE CHEATS WITH STUDENT ON HUSBAND'S BED!! IMPREGNATED WHILE HUSBAND IS AWAY")
Luo Binghe, of course, does his best to seduce him, but ends up being coddled and cuddled.
"it's like I'm his handmaiden, his shadow, the only witness to my lady's heartbreak at her husband's cold regard and indiscretions. Shizun won't spare him a moment if not to discuss cultivation or business! He won't allow Shen Yuan more than a head pat! and move away from any other touch! How ungrateful! They don't even share a bed! I brush his hair, I dress him every morning, I pour him tea and he lets me rest my weary head on his lap. The intimacy we share is not sexual, but Ning-Shijie, I wish it was! I saw the outline of his dick yesterday and I need it!"
"A-Luo please stop talking."
Then, he realizes he misunderstood. Shen Yuan is a cultivator so of course he looks so young! Shen Yuan is clearly Shen Qingqiu's father. He's constantly worried for his un-filial son and remains by his side!! That explains everything!!!(LONELY DILF RIDES YOUNG MAN ON QING JING'S LIBRARY!! HE WISHES YOUNG MAN WAS HIS SON!!!!)
He goes from trying to steal Shen Qingqiu's wife to steal his father. He could be Shen Yuan's friend, lover, and son. His student. His confidant. His silly rabbit.
Shen Qingqiu KNOWS this. But nobody will fucking believe him!! The jiejies at the pavilion giggle and tell him he must be exaggerating, and when he went to Yue Qingyuan so he could intervene and fix it, Yue Qi just looked at him dead eyed and said to "Let him." !!! Let him what?? Deflower our father Qi-Ge??? Shame on you!! That beast is trying to break this family apart!!
But wait!!! look!!! a crack opened in the fabric of space and reality, leading directly to hell. Wouldn't it be a shame if someone were to, accidentally, drop kick this homewrecker inside it?
Luo Binghe is gone when Shen Qingqiu realizes oh wait, that was a demon mark on his forehead wasn't it. Oh good, now he has an excuse. Baba will understand.
(Baba doesn't understand. Baba acts as if he's lost his soul and won't look him in the eye. He's also growing mushrooms bodies in the garden, and added a drop of Shen Qingqiu's blood in the seeds before planting? Which is odd. but at least if he's gardening then he's not staring at that swordmound for hours on end)
I don't even know where I'm going with this
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tiredbitchposts · 10 months ago
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Look, i know that Shen Yuan died a virgin and while he had no sexual experience he canonly kissed before getting with Luo Binghe, but do y'all know what would be hysterical in my opinion? If Shen Yuan had a gaggle of ex girlfriends he left behind when he died. Now, you may be wondering, what's so hysterical about that? Well, for one, it just tinkles me pink to think that the same guy who indirectly died from how angry a webnovel he dedicated a great amount of time commenting on made him actually got/could get bitches but decided that verbally abusing Airplane over his shit writting sounded more fun. I also think that knowing the system he'd at some point fall victim to some type of plant or curse that'd force him to name all of his ex lovers out loud unless he wished to die while the rest of the sect watches. Can y'all imagine Yue QingYuan, Luo Binghe, Liu Qingge and fucking Airplane's faces while he's there naming "Yu YaoYao, Mei Ling, Jiang Qin, Fei Liao" plus who else with a pained look on his face while trying to guess if middle school and internet relationships also count??? Plus, i just know he rationalized any lack of sexual thoughts he had towards his exes with "Well, i can't think sexually of a woman who's not my wife, that'd be disrespectful"
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