#qatar sc

[twinkodium]

I NEED A DOUBLE MCLAREN PODIUM WHEN THEY WIN THE WCC!

[landonor]

the fia's 'explanation' literally makes no sense and makes their decisions look even more stupid

[coffeeaddictbluebird]

WHY IS THERE A FUCKING WING MIRROR ON THE TRACK??

poor Lewis and Carlos!!

[artanticaa]

oscar sprawled out on the floor of the cooldown room is my favorite thing

[callmemaeverick]

Qatar race stewards , don’t let me catch out in the streets because if I do, ITS ON SIGHT!!!!

[chaoticlandworlder]

RIP Lewis jumpstart

[molliemoo3]

Yay chaos but Lewis 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[retrofutbolmgc]

Raúl González • Al Sadd SC (2012-2014)

[stachesainzcore]

I'm sorry it's who will get fucked the least

The WCC at this point is basically who will fuck up the least

[f1-stuff]

Qatar GP '24 // P6 in Race

"Yeah, I think we got a bit of the worst of everything... We had a puncture around the last corner... This meant that we had to do a full lap on a punctured tyre, losing lots of seconds of race time. Then, we come in, we have a slow pit stop... And then, as soon as I'm coming out of the pits, a safety car comes out and all of our rivals take the [SC] to box... A very terrible kind of scenario that unravelled for me... We lost a few points there for the championship that might be important at the end of the year. But, at the same time, we can at least bring the fight to Abu Dhabi."

[verstakult]

qatar gp 2024: penalties and safety cars galore indeed. here is an attempted compilation of all the notable incidents and penalties (+ penalty points) that fia threw around like free cookies

im attempting this in a chronological order following the issuance of the penalties but. they were so many things happening so whatever we ball. and as always thank you my fantastic f1 mother @missed-apexes

so first of all. we all know of the max one position grid penalty (+1 pp) but of course, he beautifully overtook george right off in turn 1! love that for him

first crash, esteban, franco, and nico collision. franco and esteban were out, nico slightly damaged (?)

first penalty issued in the race: alex & lance collision. stroll retires eventually, while getting a 10s penalty. he might serve this next race?

lewis hamilton had a false start. 5s penalty.

bottas and lawson near-collision(?). apparently liam understeered/spun and bottas had to go wide to avoid. liam gets 10s penalty (+2 pp).

insert zhou's very magnificent overtaking yuki!

george was consistently on p2 and pitted but was fucked over by his 7s pit stop. rest in rip.

alex's wing mirror fell on the track. the shot of the singular mirror lying there on the track was comical but the delay of sc or any actions taken about it is insane even the commentators were confused

bottas drove over the wing mirror, got damage. the debris fluttered all over the track and caused puncture to lewis and sainz.

safety car for the debris was finally deployed 4 LAPS LATE (wtf race control)

perez lost drive, dropped to the last from what i remember was p5-6, and retired. not sure if this was during or after the safety car ended.

nico hulkenberg also out. his tyres just. gave out and he spun. at this point survival is optional in the qatar gp.

another safety car here. perez riding the scooter can be seen

lando not lifting during double waved yellow flags on the straights (this happened before the sc was deployed for the debris). 10s stop/go penalty (+3 pp). this was a massive gamechanger for the podium as he was stable on p2. and a stop/go specifically... well, as a mclaren hater i rejoiced. (3 penalty points is crazy though)

another collision for alex, with k-mag this time. 10s penalty (+2 pp) for alex.

lewis apparently did a lil speeding in the pitlane. drive-through penalty.

lewis was told to retire the car but ignored it.

george did a sc infringement (which i did not see so im not sure what exactly happened). a fia update stated his car was more than 20 car lengths behind, when it is supposed to be 10. 5s penalty (+1 pp).

DRIVER OF THE DAY: ZHOU GUANYU (P8) im so happy for him. literally carried kick's points this season (4 points).

podium result: max p1, charles p2, oscar p3, and it's insane charles did all that without drinking because his drinking system broke. forza ferrari.

charles is now only 8 points behind norris in the wdc!

birth of gax/rustappen beef ;

outside race bonus: max being extremely pissed at george, saying he's lost all respect for him and can't stand him because "he's always acting polite in front of cameras but inside there he's a completely different person." gax beef in 2024... interesting.

edit: addition on the last point as requested by oomf, in the press conference max stated that george was trying all he can to screw max over and pushing for the penalty. max kept trying to explain he has no motives to screw other cars over, and he's going slow following other cars' slow laps, but it felt like talking to a wall. basically, max called george a fake two-faced bitch (he didn't say this but you know what i mean) and lost all respect to him.

funny to note that this is max's 63rd win.

it is also worth noting that before the race, max had told george on the drivers parade holding room, something along the lines of "hope you and your fia mates are happy with what you've done." and according to ted the quote was actually much ruder. POP OFF

max has unfollowed george on instagram nevermind folks apparently max never followed him

stats summary ;

5 dnfs

8 penalties (incl. max's)

3 safety cars

4 collisions

9 penalty points issued (incl. max's)

1 beef

fia really said fuck your british bias allegations and went on rage mode. what the hell lmao. also shoutout to williams mechanics. you all deserve so much bonuses.

(will update more once fia docs start rolling in).

[landoscaring]

my thoughts on the 2024 qatar gp

what a fucking shitshow. sigh.

as is tradition, in no particular order:

1. i am proud of this weekend's strat by the team. yes, today's pit-call fucked oscar's race over, and yes, perhaps they should've known a safety car was coming, but i do think the fia's extremely careless waiting game made the team think it was not going to happen. anyways. oscar's radio sums it up pretty well (safety car! satefy car! fuck me. sweeeeet)

2. the annoying thing is we could've 100% won the championship today. the car was there, the pace was there.... we got fucked over, plain and simple. it's tough luck, yes, but also 100% on the race director's poor handling of the mirror situation. like, what the fuck was that

3. on a similar vein, lando's penalty was laughable. stop and go? 10 seconds? disgusting. yes, he deserved it. but a penalty that hadn't been used since like, 2021? harsh

4. i really avoid wearing a tin foil hat but... yeah, i've watched this sport long enough to know when the stewards are trying to manufacture a fight. the safety car timing + lando's penalty? hm

5. last but not least: fuck the fia. what the actual fuck were they thinking putting the drivers at risk with the whole not calling rhe SC in on time thing. it's not even about affecting the race result (which yeah, i'm glaring at you, charles leclerc) but actually putting their lives at risk

6. i have a bone to pick with Mr. FIA (i refuse to write his name because i hate him). today felt like a clear display of power after the comments he made earlier. so to him i say: fuck you

7. it would've been great to into abu dhabi without the pressure of the wcc on but alas, it is what it is. our car is competitive, and the track + weather should favor us, too. i have full trust in us winning it

8. i will continue to push my landoscar agenda all week on my x (same @) so if you want to have a laugh go follow me

anyways. we got LANDOSCAR CONTENT for months! lando paying back the brazil favor! LANDOSCAR SMILING!

a win, in my opinion.

lots of love to all of you 🧡

[superm4ks]

im very happy max won but the more i think about his pole being taken away/vsc or safety car not being deployed immediately/the flip flopping bw dwys n yellows and green flags etc. the more cynical i feel about the sport🙁what do u think? is this weekend an outlier or is this j how things are now? common sense out of the window, decisions taking ages…

UMMM I'll hold ur hand when I say this but Qatar definitely wasn't an outlier, prolly the most egregious showing since the sprint in Brazil, but F1 always has like 4 races in every season where u kinda wonder if ur watching a sport 😐 This gonna get long but theres some important context I think ur asking for here also I kinda lose it at the end I'm sorry but yuh.

Saur after Vegas everybody was like omfg daddy Marques is here to save us, he addressed some basic track issues and nobody got fucking paralyzed by a pothole exploding thru their ass hurray, so there was hope that maybe Marques was off to a better start than his predecessors and wud maybe give the fans a better ending to the season. But putting Qatar after Vegas is like quizzing somebody on shapes and then asking them to solve a rubriks cube or whtvr.

Qatar was originally built for motogp so the whole thing is designed to be quick and relentless. That means lots of medium to high speed corners, long straights basically 2 hours of edging ur braking. Most drivers consider it a cool track, very demanding sure but fun to drive. For us fans, though, its an odd 1 because theres no reference points so it can be hard to follow. Think of it as the opposite of tracks like Miami or Monaco. RC did a particularly heinous job here because Qatar was Marques' first taste of a track where u either plug the first leak in record time or the whole thing goes to shit. Like, his job.

A lil lesser known fact is that they had Marques on double duty that weekend because the person who replaced him to direct the F2 heat got the boot before her plane even landed and they had NO one else to do it. So Marques had to direct both the f1 AND the f2 Qatar races the same weekend. And thats not all. Just before his inaugural run in Vegas he had just been at the helm of the iconic Macau GP that saw 12 red flags in 40 minutes of qualifying. I wont even tell u how many SC were deployed but only 12 out of 27 drivers finished the race. Ugo my most beloved won so this has nothing to do wid Qatar and Macau and the way its used by the FIA in terms of junior development is a can of worms I cant open rn but like just to show u thats the type of shit Marques had been dealing wid on a weekly basis once we got to Qatar. So truly bro never stood a chance.

When Alexs mirror fell on track the only possible course of action is to get it OFF. Idc if u wanna do VSC or a full SC u need to clear that track NOWWWWW. 3 cars caught strays from that mf before a SC was even deployed. To fuck up that badly that early in the race just showed exhaustion, it showed immaturity and frankly it showed incompetence. Its unacceptable. Wud a different RD have reacted earlier? who tf knows tbh, because these 'mistakes' always happen and they're always dismissed as 'one of those crazy ones' in the season and nothing ever gets done to improve the standards of the personnel ((theres no personnel left btw)).

Then u got the long awaited return of the stop and go and drive thru pens which was super forced and made no sense and immediately showed why those bitches been sat in a corner catching dust because theres literally always better alternatives and they almost never serve actual officiating purposes. 'Precedence' means fuck all if u also have the 'precedence' of not fucking doing that and being way more consistent and delivering better racing. But ohhhh he had to stop in the pits and THEN he had to go back out ohhh he had to go thru an area of the track thats not the right one and lose a bunch of time and become essentially worthless in the race we love when competitive cars do that. Sorry this isnt directed at u I just have a very particular beef wid fans who act like drive thrus and stop and go's are these celestial artifacts that are gonna restore balance in the universe like the harder u throw the book at these drivers the better the product will become. I cud live 200 lives and not have enough time to explain how thats the actual furthest thing from the truth but ur innocent and ily so lets regroup. ❤️ My actual conclusion to ur q is that this is how things have always been and no they're not likely to improve. Unfortunately I gotta borrow even more of ur time to show ur how truly bleak it cud get real soon.

FIA been circulating a bunch of changes to their rules that are prolly gonna be approved at their general assembly in about 10 days. These 'new statutes' include 1) changing the governing bodys ethics rules so that Sulayem can in fact talk to drivers however the fuck he wants and THEY will be held in contempt for criticizing him 2) the 'compliance officer' responsible for overseeing Sulayems spending cannot report to an independent committee and propose an investigation unless directly asked by the Senate President who .. and ur not gonna believe this .. is appointed directly by Sulayem. 3) yes u understood it correctly FIA will prolly become a system where the FIA president and the president of the senate that he chose decide each other's fate in any ethics inquiry.

Sulayem is up for re-election and its becoming more and more likely that hes gonna run unopposed. A sporting director, a technical director, multiple heads of mobility, communications, legal affairs, the women in motorsport commission, several race directors, stewards, a compliance officer, deputy directors. All fired under his watch. Dozens of others quit.

Stewarding has become so abysmal Max received a one place grid drop AND a penalty point as a mitigating punishment for something he literally didnt do under circumstances that didnt warrant any type of punishment let alone a mitigating one like the document literally says that 'unusually, neither car was on a push lap' because if they had been on a push lap max wud have received a 3 place grid drop but 1 and 63 were not on push laps so naturally we have to give Max a one place grid drop and a penalty point for not doing the thing that he would've been punished for had he done it. This isnt even the most controversial or confusing aspect of this years Qatar race. Im gonna kill m

So about ur cynicism and ur concern and ur general discomfort wid how the future is looking. When the GPDA posted that ig statement telling Sulayem to watch his tone and asking where the money was, these proposed changes to the ethics commission and the financial oversight were the FIA's direct answer. And if they do go into effect on December 13th bro I think Abu Dhabi gonna be the end of more than the 2024 season.

Happy Wednesday lmfao

[russellius]

The SC restart was the sexiest tastiest thing I've ever seen WOW 😳

my roman empire:

KARUN: This is very clever from George, look what he's doing! He's going as slow as possible, and that means Piastri's medium tyres are getting cooler and cooler and he won't be able to fire it up straight away and George- is gone! CROFTY: And he's off! He's decided well, forget this slow bit for a while, and we'll leave Oscar Piastri to deal with the two Ferraris behind him, because I'm gonna race off into the nighttime! George Russell leads the Sprint here in Qatar.

[realmadridnews]

Official announcement

Joselu has signed a two-year contract with Al-Gharafa SC.

In 2009, he joined Real Madrid Castilla from Celta Vigo and spent the next two seasons on loan at his former club. During the 2011/2012 season, he played a crucial role in Castilla's promotion to the Segunda Division. Joselu made his first-team debut for Real Madrid in 2011, scoring the final goal in an 8:1 victory against UD Almería. For the 2012/2013 season, he was loaned to German club TSG Hoffenheim, and a year later, he was sold to Hannover 96 for €5 million. Over the subsequent years, he played for Stoke City, Deportivo La Coruna, Newcastle United, Deportivo Alaves, and RCD Espanyol, all while dreaming of returning to Real Madrid.

On July 1, 2023, Joselu's dream came true. With Benzema's departure, Real Madrid needed a striker and decided to loan Joselu from RCD Espanyol. Although he was not a regular starter, he made a significant impact. He played 49 matches, scored 17 goals—including a crucial brace against Bayern Munich in the Champions League semifinals—and provided three assists. His efforts helped Real Madrid secure their 15th Champions League title, along with the La Liga title and the Supercopa de Espana.

Real Madrid showed interest in keeping Joselu for another year, but after signing strikers Endrick and Mbappe, Joselu chose to move to Qatar.

Thank you, Joselu, for an amazing season. Good luck in the future!

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