#pythor x scales

[nyasyang]

good luck babe! by chappell roan but with pythor and scales

[starlingstalk]

It would’ve been so fun to get a mini Pythor and Scales interaction. Scales wouldve lost his mindddd. My silly little old snake toxic yaoi exes.

[xenazaria]

Ninjago battle of the bands au, I have so many ideas on this. It's set mostly in the movie verse, with some aspects of the show.

The big bands are:

The serpentine (nobody knows WHY they are popular, but they are. They're not necessarily good, and nobody really likes them, but everyone knows them. Nobody knows why.)

The Preeminent (see below, section EMO)

Sons of Garmadon (see above)

NinjaGo (really popular kpop style band)

Next Generation (dragons rising crew +euphrasia and wyldfyre, their style fluctuates alot)

Other characters and groups show up, but those are the main ones. If someone wasn't mentioned, imagine them as a lesser known band or solo artist.

EMO

So. The Preeminent and Sons of Garmadon are the two main emo/goth esc bands. The goth community is divided on which one is better, and this is one of the biggest topics within it. When it was announced that both groups were competitors in the competition, the people went WILD, and this only grew when it was recently rumored that solo Dj Mr. E was joining SoG.

They're going to lose their minds when the two bands make the announcement they have planned....

Imagine the rest of this like a poster adverting the competition and the bands.

NinjaGo

Members:

Cole Brookstone, son of Lou Brookstone, who had won this competition 12 times before his recent retirement. He's the Dj and the drummer.

Kai Smith, lead singer, plays the guitar. Not much drama with him.

Jay Walker, plays pretty much any remotely electronic instrument you can imagine.

Zane Julien, pianist and backup vocals.

There are rumors of a new member joining, but they have yet to be confirmed. (Spoiler: it's Lloyd. This will cause drama.)

Nya isn't technically a band member, but she's seen with the band enough to be considered one. There are also rumors about her dating the faceless singer Samurai X, though she denies all of these. Her denial does not stop the rumors from spreading.

Wu is basically the bands secretary

Next Generation

Members:

Arin, lead singer

Sora, guitarist and backup vocals

Euphrasia, she plays the keyboard and flute

Wyldfyre, she's a drummer. That is all.

They are a relatively new but still pretty popular band. Winning this competition would be a huge deal for them.

Serpentine

Members:

Pythor, lead vocals.

Scales, he does... Something...

Aspheera she's not in the band Jeff, why did you put her on the list? She's not? Sorry man, I forgot.

Uhhhh... Does anybody actually know the other members? Note to self: do research on this band

The annual Ninjago Talent competition looks forward to seeing you and all of this year's competitors at the competition! Shows will be held at [insert location and times].

Note to Jeff: get better at making posters or were demoting you back to janitor. I'm sick of going back and having to redo the whole poster because of you.

[moonlightblueandicegrey]

My friend: Pythor x Scales

Me: But Scales is married and has a child.

My friend: No! He is married with Pythor and they adopted young Lloyd!

Me: But-

My friend: Pythor x Scales

Me: (opens mouth)

My friend: PYTHOR X SCALES!!!

I like their ship as well to be honest...

@metalatl this is for you

[ninja-guy-yo]

Mostly stream of consciousness breakdown of the new teaser, because this is too big to not talk about

The ninja are in jail, something that has never happened before. Ever /j. The ninja broke into somewhere, before they're arrested. They were all in black gi for the first time since the pilot, so it must have been somewhere they needed to be extra stealthy, since they're colorful gi are usually fine. Maybe them being ninja was outlawed or something before they get arrested. Assuming it's part of the same scene where they're running down a hallway with Aspheera, were they trying to break her out of Kryptarium? And she escaped as is with Wu, while they got caught.

After 8 or so seasons, Pythor is back!!! Glad he's still white, the crystal made that unclear. And his scales are detailed. Has he been here the whole time, or did he do something recently to get put in prison? Guess that debunks him being the Vengestone Buyer, or mastermind in some way.

Mysterious kabuki mask-wearing person and then a Lloyd reaction shot. I have no idea if these are even the same scene, or if it's just cut to look like Lloyd's reacting to them. They have either a hood, or shadowed long hair..

Ronin's hair looks very ginger and very shiny.

The Golden Weapons still look like they did in MotO, and they've been hidden in the ninja's hangar bay. I guess right beneath the ninja's house would be safer than in Borg's vault in the middle of the city.

Skylor has her old eyebrows back, thankfully

The mech vaguely looks like the extremely blurry Samurai X mech image, so assuming that's that. Pixal's nowhere else to be seen in this, so she could be in there.

Really thought that cop dude was Clutch for several hours

Dareth's their getaway driver, and then they're hiding in Twitchy Tim's shack

Those new ninja.. maybe they're some kind of anti-ninja group that was formed by the government to replace them as heroes

Tommy had said an LGBT character appearing was likely, so going by the pride flags on the van, I'm guessing that's the pink-haired woman

Jay has bad luck with trains. Or good luck considering he's still alive

Vangelis in what I assume is prison putting on a new mask, the only obvious Vengestone Buyer-related thing in the teaser, I think

Fugidove makes his grand return in, I assume, is still Twitchy Tim's shack

The boys are fighting, I presume, next to a suspiciously glowing puddle of water

Water Dragon Nya either saved that guy after he went overboard in a storm, or she's going to eat him (it's probably the former). The fact that she's in her dragon form though, maybe shows she's lost her humanity even more over time?

I'm so confused and so intrigued at the same time

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago:

(With no context other than the episode)

Rebooted episode 4–5

Ninjagos so real for understanding that yes, if everyone no longer had technology they would absolutely get into roleplay unknowingly out of boredom

Cole: watch out Nya, these steps are unstable 😄

Jay: WHY DONT YOU WATCH WHERE YOUR STEPPING—

Jay was so on edge. And for what.

Ik Lloyd was forcefully aged and its so evident in this season that he still holds that ‘childlike’ mindset which isn’t his fault and completely natural. What isn’t natural is him being forced to grow up which is sad to see.

I have an urge to draw scales jr in his lil cool bomber jacket :)

Omfg I forgot they have a whole legend with the ninja as the bad guys I remember that pissing me off sm

Nickname 1: Minnows (Darreth to his students)

The serpentines ‘lair’ is such good world building. To read this setting as a scene in a book would be incredible.

I KNEW IT WOULD BE PYTHOR

Also that's embarrassing

Being Pythor

Imagine having beef with a 14 year old

Like dude let it go. You screwed him over when he was 8 don't you think that's enough.

GIVE LLOYD A BREAK GODDAMN

Thank god Garmadons alive but Lloyd doesnt know that wtf

Oh. I guess the serpentine were kinda right about the golden master.

Thats so weird in a philosophical and prophetic sense.

Nickname 2: Airhead (Kai)

They’re already entering the digiverse? It seems a bit early in the season. Im wondering if the rest of the season will be them just surviving in the ‘game’

Kai: are you sure this wont disintegrate us or something?

Cyrus borg: hm 🤔 im not sure! Lets see 😀

Jay was so cool in the digiverse

I feel like out of all the ninja, Jay’s imagination is probably the most expansive and creative

He thinks the most ‘outside the box’ and I find that neat

Kai is such an old man

Kai: Your the one who called me an airhead!!! (directing at Jay)

Cole: uhhh, no, that was me actually.

Jay: stop being so self-conscious and jump 🙄

How about you worry about your fucking self 💀

This is so stressful literally everyone is having a bad time

LETS GO PIXAL

SAMURAI X!!! Nya is so cool.

Garmadon throwing his evil brother out the window in a nindroid costume is the best entrance ever

Lloyd repeating “I am not alone” as he's getting his golden power extracted from him is such a raw line since his whole life all he's been was ‘alone’

I fully believe all he wants is to just have his loved ones by his side peacefully.

Sweetly ironic how Zane is probably the connection and most in touch with family while he himself, being a robot and losing his father, can be seen as the most ‘family-less’.

Those few seconds where Kai couldn't believe in himself must have been so hard. The fear of being the reason they fail.

Confetti!!! Everyone celebrating!!! They defeated the overlord!!!

Lloyd: crippled in a burning self-destructive airship.

GIVE THIS BOY A BREAK

Overlord escaping from his casket: I... Am freeeee.

Ah, so that's why we still have half a season to go.

[sibillascribbles08]

Who’s the Golden Master Now?

More changeling AU where stuff actually gets crazy

    It was too quiet.

    Lloyd stood in the middle of the city, his father and Kai by his side. The rest of the team had gone about trying to evacuate anyone, preparing for the Overlord’s assault. 

    But nothing happened. 

    Eventually with the lack of activity, Jay and Cole went to slip into the tower to see if they could find anything. Lloyd hated standing by, but someone had to be out here to interfere if their enemies showed up. 

    But it was still nothing. Not even any droids trying to launch an attack. The lack of citizens made the streets so quiet Lloyd almost wanted to panic from the silence.

    His father must have sensed it, putting a hand on his shoulder. “Patience, son, we can’t act without any information.”

    “I know.” Lloyd sighed. “But this is weird. It’s too weird.”

    His stress wasn’t aided by his concern over Cryptor, despite what the rest of the team thought. Pixal said he could be fixed, but they didn’t have the time or resources right now, so the droid remained unconscious back at Nya’s Samurai X base. 

    Lloyd couldn’t pinpoint why he was worried, but he at least knew he couldn’t treat Cryptor like an enemy. Maybe it’s because he related to it. He and his father both aided the enemy in the past, and both of them turned away from it. It wasn’t impossible for Cryptor to decide to do the same.

    Why couldn’t the rest of the team give him the chance. 

    The roar of an engine brought him out of his thoughts. He got into a defensive position before Jay’s roadster came into view. The blue ninja spun it onto the street before parking in front of them. The hatch opened, him and Cole both popping up.

    “You guys will not believe what we found.” Jay laughed, but he also sounded worried.

    Before Lloyd could ask, Cole reached into the vehicle to pull something out of it. In his solid grip was Pythor, the serpentine’s arms tightly bound together. The snake hissed and even tried to bite Cole before he was tossed onto the ground. 

    “He was trying to run for it.” Jay hopped out, lightning at the ready when Pythor tried to move. 

    “But why?” Garmadon pointed his staff at the serpentine. “Speak.” 

    Pythor scoffed before glancing at everyone. He must have decided he was outnumbered and cleared his throat. “Listen, I don’t want any trouble anymore. Just let me go.”

    “We’ll let you go when we have answers.” Kai’s hands lit up. “Where’s The Overlord? Where’s Zane?”

    The serpentine shivered. “I don’t know why you want your friend back in the first place.” He spat. “He’s utterly mad.”

    “Explain.” Lloyd emphasized. “Tell us what happened.”

    “Fine.” Pythor rolled his eyes. “But don’t say I didn’t warn you…” 

----

    Soon. Soon enough the Overlord would claim the golden armor they forged and their assault on the city could begin. Pythor’s revenge was in reach.

    All the nindroids were lined up. The armor arrived on a cart, since none of the droids could touch it, and it waited for the Overlord to arrive.

    Sadly, in his state, he refused to let the others see him. The army was dismissed, save for Cryptor who refused to leave. Pythor was tempted to argue with him, but something about the droid unnerved him. 

    Finally the doors opened. The Overlord walked in, can in hand. His form still wasn’t completely solid, dark matter oozing off him with the same consistency of honey or oil. Pythor kept those thoughts to himself. 

    “Finally.” The Overlord’s voice still came out as a hiss and a croak. “The golden power is mine. Soon the city will be mine. Then the world.” 

    Pythor tapped his fingers together, trying to his his green. The Overlord reached out to the armor--

    Clang.

    Pythor blinked at the sound, seeing the black armored hand contrasting with the shining gold. He followed it up to Cryptor who stared forward, looking smug.

    “Sorry.” The nindroid said. “But I decided against that.”

    “What?” Pythor and the Overlord growled at the same time.

    “Have you lost it, you bucket of bolts?” Pythor continued. “Need I remind you yet again that you can be reprogrammed.”

    “Then try it.” Cryptor narrowed his eyes. “Without the Overlord in the digiverse you’re going to have a tougher time with that, right?” 

    Pythor opened his mouth but couldn’t find an argument fast enough.

    “I thought about it.” Cryptor picked up a piece of the armor, tapping it against his face. “See, after switching bodies my head was so muddled, but it cleared up a lot after you got booted from the system.”

    Switch bodies? What was he talking about?

    “And I learned about the plan to find this stuff.” Cryptor gestured to the armor. “And how could I pass the opportunity for that upgrade?”

    “Explain yourself.” Pythor snapped. “What do you mean ‘switch bodies?’”

    “What, you haven’t figured it out?” Cryptor lowered the bottom part of his mask so they could see him smirk. “Did that other nindroid constantly insisting he was your general after the power plant got shut down not tip you off?”

    Pythor flinched. “What? You mean he was telling you the truth? That’s--”

    “‘Preposterous?’ Hardly. A simple switch of the harddrive when his guard is down.” 

    “Then you’re--”

    “Zane!” The nindroid kept interrupting. “Or am I even him, I wonder.”

    The Overlord growled. “Stop this nonsense. Get your hands off my armor. How are you even touching it?”

    “What are you going to do about it?” Cryptor--no, Zane--tilted his head. “Going to fight me? I’d like to see you both try.” 

    Pythor still lunged, having faith in his strength. Zane’s grip around the piece of gold tightened before he held out his other hand. Lightning flew from his fingers, sending Pythor flying backwards. The static ran under his scales and he clutched his head to try and focus. 

    “How are you doing that?” The Overlord shouted. “Mere pawns like you shouldn’t be able to touch it, much less use it.”

    Zane shrugged, picking up more of it. “I don’t know, nor do I care. Anything for a better upgrade, right?” 

    One more piece of armor and the nindroid started to glow, gold light coming off him in waves. Pythor thought he was done for, that in moments his body would turn to dust and their plan could continue.

    Instead the armor warped, as if it was melting once again. It wrapped around Zane’s right arm, completely encasing it. Some of it wrapped around his chest and face like spider legs. 

    The Overlord roared and lashed out, his hand morphing into claws like he wanted to pry the armor off of the nindroid. 

    Zane caught his wrist. Golden light exploded. Pythor could only cover his eyes. 

    When he opened them again, the Overlord was gone. Only his cane sat on the ground.

    “Well that’s a nuisance taken care of.” Zane dusted his gi off. “You’re not going to kick up a fuss, are you?” He looked at Pythor.

    Pythor just shook his head, still at a loss for words.

    “Good, then I’m out of here. Taking the rest of the nindroids with me. They’re wasting their time on your stupid little plans.” Zane headed toward the door. 

    “And what are your plans?” Pythor finally stuttered out. “Weren’t you supposed to be one of the heroes?” 

    “Why do you care? Do you want in?” The droid tilted his head back when he looked at Pythor. “Don’t bother. This ‘bucket of bolts’ doesn’t want anything to do with you. I’d count your blessings you’re still around, yeah?” He smiled. “See you around, Pythor.” 

----

    “You have to be kidding me.” Kai finally broke the silence that followed Pythor’s story. 

    “I am not kidding.” Pythor spat. “You can go look in the tower and see for yourself. Now let me go.” 

    “We can’t just let you go.” Lloyd growled. “You’re going to prison, whether you like it or not.” 

    “I’ll keep an eye on him.” Cole said. “Kai, Jay, you two go check the tower.” 

    “I’m coming too.” Lloyd insisted. Partially to see the answers for himself, but also just to get away from Pythor. “We should also get Nya to sweep the city looking for any nindroids.”

    “He took them with him.” Pythor shouted after them. “They’re all gone.”

    “Like we’re going to trust you.” Lloyd spat. Kai put a hand on his shoulder. 

    Lloyd sighed, picking up his pace and trying to ignore his own thoughts. Why did Zane do this? What did he mean by “or am I even him?” Lloyd was suddenly very frightened by the idea that their friend hadn’t been in there for a while. 

    But if that was the case then who was he? Where did he come from?

    This was all too confusing. Part of him hoped Pythor was telling the truth, that this nightmare was over, but if that was the case it still left them with too many questions.

    Most of which Lloyd may never get the answers to.

[textsfromninjagoblog]

💜🎂Happy Birth-Date, Pythor X Reader for @anti-cosmofangirl (Part 1)💜🎂

Bright sun and cool breezes gently swept through the village of Jamanikai. Excitement abounded as happy couples strolled through the streets, while the fountain in the center of the square peacefully bubbled away. Meanwhile, merchants from all around were setting up their stalls for the Valentine's Day festival.

It would be hard for anyone not to feel giddy amid the chattering and joyful bustle, but this afternoon was extra special for you. That's because today was your birthday!

This was the first time you ever celebrated your day outside of Ninjago City, and you couldn't wait to see what the festival had in store. Your friends who'd been here in past years had only hyped you up farther, with tales of rose petals floating down the village's waterways, to talented kabuki street performers, to the sugary delicacies in the window of the sweets shop!

However, according to the schedule pamphlet you'd picked up, there'd still be a while to wait before the festivities began; so you decided to check out some of the area's natural beauty in the mean time.

You found a small trail leading into the nearby forest. As you maundered up it, the songs from the birds that perched in the pines sounded crisply through the air; while the last piles of snow seeped into the earth. You closed your eyes and took a deep breath of contentment, barely remembering the last time you felt so calm....

...that is, until you took just one more step forward!

"AHHHHHHHH!" You screamed as the ground gave way from under you!

Even though you'd braced for the sudden impact, it still stung immensely as your body landed in the soil. Slowly cracking your eyes back open, you could see the hole you'd fallen through and hazily estimated that it'd been at least a ten foot plunge! Turns out, the melting snow had made the ground more than a tad unstable.

"Great," you thought as you dusted some of the rubble off yourself, "how do I get myself out of here?"

Turns out the answer to that question was just a few feet away, bickering amongst themselves!

"Now remind me," Skales hissed, "why are we taking the mountain path back to Ouroboros? There's much faster routes..."

"To throw those troublesome ninja off our trail!" A certain Anacondrai replied matter-of-factly, "I've heard tell that their patrol's have been rumbling directly over the tunnel to the desert!"

Suddenly, the loud crash and scream from your fall boomed through the cave! The duo slithered quickly ahead towards the source, expecting that they'd spoken of the devil and would soon be doing battle with a particular team of Spinjitzu masters!

But as they neared the cave-in, some of your struggles to get un-stuck from the earth could be faintly heard. Pythor signaled Skales to halt as they examined the situation from a safe distance.

"Excellent," Pythor exasperatedly said, "now I'll have to divert some Constrictai to fix this mess before it's discovered..."

"A bit late for that, with a land dweller down here." Skales snarked back.

"Well at least it's not a Ninja!" Pythor replied.

The Anacondrai turned his attention to the mound of rubble.

"Hello, you there!" He called, "Are you alright? Can you stand?"

"I think I'm OK!" You called back, happy that some kind of help had found you.

You'd finally managed to wriggle free enough to stand, using the cave wall for support. However, when you went to take a step, a sharp pain shot from your right ankle! You let a yelp of discomfort and lost your balance; though you reacted quickly enough so that you leaned your back onto the dirt wall versus falling flat on the ground again.

"Just what I thought..." Pythor muttered as he slithered into view.

Your heart nearly stopped when you got the first glimpse of your mysterious savior. The deep purple hue of his scales glistened in the small rays of light that filtered in, with his gold and gemstone laden ornamentation only adding to his regal appearance. His keen eyes glowed an arresting fuchsia, and they were unwaveringly fixed on you.

"Y-you're, you're, an Anacondrai!" You mustered through your shock, quickly realizing just how dangerous your situation had become!

"An astute observation," the Serpentine said, curving his long neck so that his face was now level with yours, "now, are we going to just stand around talking about the obvious, or would you like some help for that leg?"

"I guess I could use a hand..." you said, trying to bite back your nerves.

"Well, we should be on our way then!" Pythor said as he held his arms open. "No need to be so frightened, I don't bite."

He couldn't help but let a small chuckle at his own joke as he scooped you into a bridal carry. At this point, Skales had also emerged from the shadows, shaking his head at his ruler's antics. You couldn't believe what was happening!

"Why would any Serpentine soldier, let alone an Anacondrai, be so nice to a human?" You thought, now a captive as the three of you continued your course.

The truth was, Pythor had no clue why he felt so generous towards you. Land dwellers like you were too far beneath him to be of much concern; yet your pathetic state was oddly..... endearing..?

He wasn't quite sure what was happening, but he'd decided to just go along with it for the time being. After all, this could prove to be a golden opportunity!

"Perhaps I'll be able to bribe some intel out of her on the Ninja," Pythor schemed to himself, "worse come to worse, we could just use her as bait for a trap!"

The silence in the tunnel had began to get awkward by now, Skales's occasional glares not helping matters.

"Apologies for not introducing myself sooner," Pythor said, attempting to break the ice, "I'm Pythor P. Chumsworth, who might you be?"

"I'm (Y/n)," you replied, "(y/n) (l/n)."

"I should've guessed you were called something so lovely." He said, hoping his charisma would charm you just as had done with that brat Lloyd.

"Oh," you stammered, feeling your cheeks begin to flush, "thank you."

~~~~~

In no time, the three of you had arrived to the legendary lost city. Skales took his leave, apparently fulfilling an order to gather some Constrictai and begin construction on the cave-in.

The ancient pillars took your breath away with how they glittered against the sand; your anxieties slowly being replaced by curiosity with your new surroundings. It was definitely a relief for you to be above ground again, as that tunnel was starting to get claustrophobic.

"Where are we headed?" You absentmindedly asked, trying to soak in each passing alleyway of the mysterious city.

"To the infirmary, of course." Pythor replied, "The Venomari are some of the best when it comes to medicine, you'll be fixed up in no time!"

He'd taken notice of your wide-eyed expression and couldn't help but smile. He knew the Serpentine's ancestral stronghold was truly a marvel to behold, and to a human who might've believed it all to be a myth, it must've been like walking into a fairytale. He somewhat envied the innocence and pure wonder that shined in your eyes.

Soon enough, the two of you made it to the infirmary. Your nerves were starting to return as Pythor gently laid you down on the stone examination table.

"Great, are they going to spit their poison in my eyes?" You thought, "What if this is actually some kind of trap!?"

Before your thoughts could fully run away from you, however, a Venomari healer slithered into the room. They gasped in shock when they saw you, clearly taken aback by the sight of a land dweller.

"Oh, she's no enemy," Pythor reassured the other Serpentine, "she's my guest. The poor thing took quite a spill on our way is all."

"I see," the healer replied, having regained composure as they examined your ankle, "that's pretty twisted up, but as long as she doesn't put any weight on it for the rest of the day, it should be fine by tomorrow morning."

The healer then rummaged through a nearby cupboard, producing a small jar of lime green cream.

"This is going to be cold," they warned as they scooped out some of the substance, "but it'll take away most of the pain."

You tensed up as the cream made contact with your skin. You shut your eyes tight, expecting to soon be higher than a kite from whatever crazy venom was surely in the foreign substance....

But instead, your joint felt pleasantly numb.

You tentatively cracked an eye as you flexed your ankle, breathing a sigh of relief. Pythor couldn't help but to snicker at your reactions.

"Anticipating something a bit more....hallucinogenic?" He teased.

"Was it that obvious?" You replied with a sheepish smile as the healer helped you onto a set of crutches.

~~~~~

Finally discharged from the infirmary, it quickly became obvious that there wasn't any way you were going to get back to Jamanikai in time for the festivities.

Despite this, you weren't disappointed. In fact, you actually weren't fully sure how you felt, especially in regards to the charming snake at your side. Lost in thought, you let out a small sigh as you and Pythor slowly made your way back through the crowded streets.

"Is something wrong?" Pythor asked, sensing how you'd become distant.

"Nothing really," you replied, the butterflies in your stomach growing worse, "I guess this is a far cry from how I was planning on spending my birthday is all."

This development was a curveball, but one that Pythor knew he could work with. Now was his chance to impress you!

"Well then," he replied, "this calls for a Slither Pit! After all, that's how we celebrate most things around here."

"Sounds good." You said, without a single clue as to what you were in for, yet kind of excited all the same.

[yoshimickster]

Ninjago confusion:

Lloyd: I just don't know...why am I the leader?

Jay: Hey yeah, why ARE you leader again?

Wu: Because he is the green ninja, and destined to lead you all.

Kai: Really? That's kind of weak, and I'm not just saying that because of my Red Ranger complex.

Cole: Honestly we've all taken the role of leader and saved the day time and time again, maybe we don't really HAVE a leader?

Jay: Also we were all his teachers once, now he's in charge? That's weird.

Wu: It is his destin-

Nya: Shut the fuck up old man, we're still mad at you for fighting Acronix alone!

Jay: Seriously, you're old and barely have powers, we're young and have SEVERAL powers...not...nearly as much as in season 1 for some reason, but its something!

Nya: And while we're questioning things, why can't I be Samurai X AND the water elemental? Hell, why do I have to be a ninja at all?

Wu: Uh, well you see-

Cole: And what idiotic strategy is fighting alone? There's literally over a DOZEN elemental masters in action, and you didn't call any of them, including us?

Skylor: Do I still have my powers or don't I? ITS CONFUSING!

Kai: Are we still a thing? Why haven't we pursued that?

Jay: What happened to my parents?

Kai: What happened to MY parents?

Moro: Why can't I come back as a ghost?

Garmadon: Why can't I come back period?

Misako: Why do the writers insist on acting like I'm in love with Wu, when it looks more like I'm his nursemaid?

Lloyd:How could I have even been born 10 years ago when logically my mom is just as old as you and couldn't logically bare a child?

Scales: Where the hell have I been?

Pythor: Why do I still think I can take over the world despite sucking so much?

Zane: If elemental powers are passed through bloodlines, how am I(a nindroid) an elemental?

Echo Zane: Does Zane still know I exist? Am I an elemental?

Pixal: Why can't Borg industries make me a new fucking body?

Borg: Why can't I make myself cybernetic legs like that chick in Arrow everybody hates for no good reason?

Master Chen: How is it I'm the most despicable and cunning villain so far, yet somehow look hilarious and stupid? Also vaguely racist.

Nadakhan: Hello?! THREE WISHES! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Kai: And those are just SOME of the many questions we have.

Wu:All good questions that I will *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Kai: Friggin dammit, not again.

[theredheaddevil]

Ninjago confusion:

Lloyd: I just don't know...why am I the leader?

Jay: Hey yeah, why ARE you leader again?

Wu: Because he is the green ninja, and destined to lead you all.

Kai: Really? That's kind of weak, and I'm not just saying that because of my Red Ranger complex.

Cole: Honestly we've all taken the role of leader and saved the day time and time again, maybe we don't really HAVE a leader?

Jay: Also we were all his teachers once, now he's in charge? That's weird.

Wu: It is his destin-

Nya: Shut the fuck up old man, we're still mad at you for fighting Acronix alone!

Jay: Seriously, you're old and barely have powers, we're young and have SEVERAL powers...not...nearly as much as in season 1 for some reason, but its something!

Nya: And while we're questioning things, why can't I be Samurai X AND the water elemental? Hell, why do I have to be a ninja at all?

Wu: Uh, well you see-

Cole: And what idiotic strategy is fighting alone? There's literally over a DOZEN elemental masters in action, and you didn't call any of them, including us?

Skylor: Do I still have my powers or don't I? ITS CONFUSING!

Kai: Are we still a thing? Why haven't we pursued that?

Jay: What happened to my parents?

Kai: What happened to MY parents?

Moro: Why can't I come back as a ghost?

Garmadon: Why can't I come back period?

Misako: Why do the writers insist on acting like I'm in love with Wu, when it looks more like I'm his nursemaid?

Lloyd:How could I have even been born 10 years ago when logically my mom is just as old as you and couldn't logically bare a child?

Scales: Where the hell have I been?

Pythor: Why do I still think I can take over the world despite sucking so much?

Zane: If elemental powers are passed through bloodlines, how am I(a nindroid) an elemental?

Echo Zane: Does Zane still know I exist? Am I an elemental?

Pixal: Why can't Borg industries make me a new fucking body?

Borg: Why can't I make myself cybernetic legs like that chick in Arrow everybody hates for no good reason?

Master Chen: How is it I'm the most despicable and cunning villain so far, yet somehow look hilarious and stupid? Also vaguely racist.

Nadakhan: Hello?! THREE WISHES! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Kai: And those are just SOME of the many questions we have.

Wu:All good questions that I will *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Kai: Friggin dammit, not again.

[prince-ash-teh-boi-in-skirts]

Ninjago confusion:

Lloyd: I just don't know...why am I the leader?

Jay: Hey yeah, why ARE you leader again?

Wu: Because he is the green ninja, and destined to lead you all.

Kai: Really? That's kind of weak, and I'm not just saying that because of my Red Ranger complex.

Cole: Honestly we've all taken the role of leader and saved the day time and time again, maybe we don't really HAVE a leader?

Jay: Also we were all his teachers once, now he's in charge? That's weird.

Wu: It is his destin-

Nya: Shut the fuck up old man, we're still mad at you for fighting Acronix alone!

Jay: Seriously, you're old and barely have powers, we're young and have SEVERAL powers...not...nearly as much as in season 1 for some reason, but its something!

Nya: And while we're questioning things, why can't I be Samurai X AND the water elemental? Hell, why do I have to be a ninja at all?

Wu: Uh, well you see-

Cole: And what idiotic strategy is fighting alone? There's literally over a DOZEN elemental masters in action, and you didn't call any of them, including us?

Skylor: Do I still have my powers or don't I? ITS CONFUSING!

Kai: Are we still a thing? Why haven't we pursued that?

Jay: What happened to my parents?

Kai: What happened to MY parents?

Moro: Why can't I come back as a ghost?

Garmadon: Why can't I come back period?

Misako: Why do the writers insist on acting like I'm in love with Wu, when it looks more like I'm his nursemaid?

Lloyd:How could I have even been born 10 years ago when logically my mom is just as old as you and couldn't logically bare a child?

Scales: Where the hell have I been?

Pythor: Why do I still think I can take over the world despite sucking so much?

Zane: If elemental powers are passed through bloodlines, how am I(a nindroid) an elemental?

Echo Zane: Does Zane still know I exist? Am I an elemental?

Pixal: Why can't Borg industries make me a new fucking body?

Borg: Why can't I make myself cybernetic legs like that chick in Arrow everybody hates for no good reason?

Master Chen: How is it I'm the most despicable and cunning villain so far, yet somehow look hilarious and stupid? Also vaguely racist.

Nadakhan: Hello?! THREE WISHES! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Kai: And those are just SOME of the many questions we have.

Wu:All good questions that I will *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Kai: Friggin dammit, not again.

[julybubu]

Ninjago confusion:

Lloyd: I just don't know...why am I the leader?

Jay: Hey yeah, why ARE you leader again?

Wu: Because he is the green ninja, and destined to lead you all.

Kai: Really? That's kind of weak, and I'm not just saying that because of my Red Ranger complex.

Cole: Honestly we've all taken the role of leader and saved the day time and time again, maybe we don't really HAVE a leader?

Jay: Also we were all his teachers once, now he's in charge? That's weird.

Wu: It is his destin-

Nya: Shut the fuck up old man, we're still mad at you for fighting Acronix alone!

Jay: Seriously, you're old and barely have powers, we're young and have SEVERAL powers...not...nearly as much as in season 1 for some reason, but its something!

Nya: And while we're questioning things, why can't I be Samurai X AND the water elemental? Hell, why do I have to be a ninja at all?

Wu: Uh, well you see-

Cole: And what idiotic strategy is fighting alone? There's literally over a DOZEN elemental masters in action, and you didn't call any of them, including us?

Skylor: Do I still have my powers or don't I? ITS CONFUSING!

Kai: Are we still a thing? Why haven't we pursued that?

Jay: What happened to my parents?

Kai: What happened to MY parents?

Moro: Why can't I come back as a ghost?

Garmadon: Why can't I come back period?

Misako: Why do the writers insist on acting like I'm in love with Wu, when it looks more like I'm his nursemaid?

Lloyd:How could I have even been born 10 years ago when logically my mom is just as old as you and couldn't logically bare a child?

Scales: Where the hell have I been?

Pythor: Why do I still think I can take over the world despite sucking so much?

Zane: If elemental powers are passed through bloodlines, how am I(a nindroid) an elemental?

Echo Zane: Does Zane still know I exist? Am I an elemental?

Pixal: Why can't Borg industries make me a new fucking body?

Borg: Why can't I make myself cybernetic legs like that chick in Arrow everybody hates for no good reason?

Master Chen: How is it I'm the most despicable and cunning villain so far, yet somehow look hilarious and stupid? Also vaguely racist.

Nadakhan: Hello?! THREE WISHES! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Kai: And those are just SOME of the many questions we have.

Wu:All good questions that I will *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Kai: Friggin dammit, not again.

[megacreomon]

Ninjago confusion:

Lloyd: I just don't know...why am I the leader?

Jay: Hey yeah, why ARE you leader again?

Wu: Because he is the green ninja, and destined to lead you all.

Kai: Really? That's kind of weak, and I'm not just saying that because of my Red Ranger complex.

Cole: Honestly we've all taken the role of leader and saved the day time and time again, maybe we don't really HAVE a leader?

Jay: Also we were all his teachers once, now he's in charge? That's weird.

Wu: It is his destin-

Nya: Shut the fuck up old man, we're still mad at you for fighting Acronix alone!

Jay: Seriously, you're old and barely have powers, we're young and have SEVERAL powers...not...nearly as much as in season 1 for some reason, but its something!

Nya: And while we're questioning things, why can't I be Samurai X AND the water elemental? Hell, why do I have to be a ninja at all?

Wu: Uh, well you see-

Cole: And what idiotic strategy is fighting alone? There's literally over a DOZEN elemental masters in action, and you didn't call any of them, including us?

Skylor: Do I still have my powers or don't I? ITS CONFUSING!

Kai: Are we still a thing? Why haven't we pursued that?

Jay: What happened to my parents?

Kai: What happened to MY parents?

Moro: Why can't I come back as a ghost?

Garmadon: Why can't I come back period?

Misako: Why do the writers insist on acting like I'm in love with Wu, when it looks more like I'm his nursemaid?

Lloyd:How could I have even been born 10 years ago when logically my mom is just as old as you and couldn't logically bare a child?

Scales: Where the hell have I been?

Pythor: Why do I still think I can take over the world despite sucking so much?

Zane: If elemental powers are passed through bloodlines, how am I(a nindroid) an elemental?

Echo Zane: Does Zane still know I exist? Am I an elemental?

Pixal: Why can't Borg industries make me a new fucking body?

Borg: Why can't I make myself cybernetic legs like that chick in Arrow everybody hates for no good reason?

Master Chen: How is it I'm the most despicable and cunning villain so far, yet somehow look hilarious and stupid? Also vaguely racist.

Nadakhan: Hello?! THREE WISHES! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Kai: And those are just SOME of the many questions we have.

Wu:All good questions that I will *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Kai: Friggin dammit, not again.

[longior-sinisterio]

Ninjago confusion:

Lloyd: I just don't know...why am I the leader?

Jay: Hey yeah, why ARE you leader again?

Wu: Because he is the green ninja, and destined to lead you all.

Kai: Really? That's kind of weak, and I'm not just saying that because of my Red Ranger complex.

Cole: Honestly we've all taken the role of leader and saved the day time and time again, maybe we don't really HAVE a leader?

Jay: Also we were all his teachers once, now he's in charge? That's weird.

Wu: It is his destin-

Nya: Shut the fuck up old man, we're still mad at you for fighting Acronix alone!

Jay: Seriously, you're old and barely have powers, we're young and have SEVERAL powers...not...nearly as much as in season 1 for some reason, but its something!

Nya: And while we're questioning things, why can't I be Samurai X AND the water elemental? Hell, why do I have to be a ninja at all?

Wu: Uh, well you see-

Cole: And what idiotic strategy is fighting alone? There's literally over a DOZEN elemental masters in action, and you didn't call any of them, including us?

Skylor: Do I still have my powers or don't I? ITS CONFUSING!

Kai: Are we still a thing? Why haven't we pursued that?

Jay: What happened to my parents?

Kai: What happened to MY parents?

Moro: Why can't I come back as a ghost?

Garmadon: Why can't I come back period?

Misako: Why do the writers insist on acting like I'm in love with Wu, when it looks more like I'm his nursemaid?

Lloyd:How could I have even been born 10 years ago when logically my mom is just as old as you and couldn't logically bare a child?

Scales: Where the hell have I been?

Pythor: Why do I still think I can take over the world despite sucking so much?

Zane: If elemental powers are passed through bloodlines, how am I(a nindroid) an elemental?

Echo Zane: Does Zane still know I exist? Am I an elemental?

Pixal: Why can't Borg industries make me a new fucking body?

Borg: Why can't I make myself cybernetic legs like that chick in Arrow everybody hates for no good reason?

Master Chen: How is it I'm the most despicable and cunning villain so far, yet somehow look hilarious and stupid? Also vaguely racist.

Nadakhan: Hello?! THREE WISHES! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Kai: And those are just SOME of the many questions we have.

Wu:All good questions that I will *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Kai: Friggin dammit, not again.

[angelaz542]

Ninjago confusion:

Lloyd: I just don't know...why am I the leader?

Jay: Hey yeah, why ARE you leader again?

Wu: Because he is the green ninja, and destined to lead you all.

Kai: Really? That's kind of weak, and I'm not just saying that because of my Red Ranger complex.

Cole: Honestly we've all taken the role of leader and saved the day time and time again, maybe we don't really HAVE a leader?

Jay: Also we were all his teachers once, now he's in charge? That's weird.

Wu: It is his destin-

Nya: Shut the fuck up old man, we're still mad at you for fighting Acronix alone!

Jay: Seriously, you're old and barely have powers, we're young and have SEVERAL powers...not...nearly as much as in season 1 for some reason, but its something!

Nya: And while we're questioning things, why can't I be Samurai X AND the water elemental? Hell, why do I have to be a ninja at all?

Wu: Uh, well you see-

Cole: And what idiotic strategy is fighting alone? There's literally over a DOZEN elemental masters in action, and you didn't call any of them, including us?

Skylor: Do I still have my powers or don't I? ITS CONFUSING!

Kai: Are we still a thing? Why haven't we pursued that?

Jay: What happened to my parents?

Kai: What happened to MY parents?

Moro: Why can't I come back as a ghost?

Garmadon: Why can't I come back period?

Misako: Why do the writers insist on acting like I'm in love with Wu, when it looks more like I'm his nursemaid?

Lloyd:How could I have even been born 10 years ago when logically my mom is just as old as you and couldn't logically bare a child?

Scales: Where the hell have I been?

Pythor: Why do I still think I can take over the world despite sucking so much?

Zane: If elemental powers are passed through bloodlines, how am I(a nindroid) an elemental?

Echo Zane: Does Zane still know I exist? Am I an elemental?

Pixal: Why can't Borg industries make me a new fucking body?

Borg: Why can't I make myself cybernetic legs like that chick in Arrow everybody hates for no good reason?

Master Chen: How is it I'm the most despicable and cunning villain so far, yet somehow look hilarious and stupid? Also vaguely racist.

Nadakhan: Hello?! THREE WISHES! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Kai: And those are just SOME of the many questions we have.

Wu:All good questions that I will *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Kai: Friggin dammit, not again.

[thebrightsilverlining]

Ninjago confusion:

Lloyd: I just don't know...why am I the leader?

Jay: Hey yeah, why ARE you leader again?

Wu: Because he is the green ninja, and destined to lead you all.

Kai: Really? That's kind of weak, and I'm not just saying that because of my Red Ranger complex.

Cole: Honestly we've all taken the role of leader and saved the day time and time again, maybe we don't really HAVE a leader?

Jay: Also we were all his teachers once, now he's in charge? That's weird.

Wu: It is his destin-

Nya: Shut the fuck up old man, we're still mad at you for fighting Acronix alone!

Jay: Seriously, you're old and barely have powers, we're young and have SEVERAL powers...not...nearly as much as in season 1 for some reason, but its something!

Nya: And while we're questioning things, why can't I be Samurai X AND the water elemental? Hell, why do I have to be a ninja at all?

Wu: Uh, well you see-

Cole: And what idiotic strategy is fighting alone? There's literally over a DOZEN elemental masters in action, and you didn't call any of them, including us?

Skylor: Do I still have my powers or don't I? ITS CONFUSING!

Kai: Are we still a thing? Why haven't we pursued that?

Jay: What happened to my parents?

Kai: What happened to MY parents?

Moro: Why can't I come back as a ghost?

Garmadon: Why can't I come back period?

Misako: Why do the writers insist on acting like I'm in love with Wu, when it looks more like I'm his nursemaid?

Lloyd:How could I have even been born 10 years ago when logically my mom is just as old as you and couldn't logically bare a child?

Scales: Where the hell have I been?

Pythor: Why do I still think I can take over the world despite sucking so much?

Zane: If elemental powers are passed through bloodlines, how am I(a nindroid) an elemental?

Echo Zane: Does Zane still know I exist? Am I an elemental?

Pixal: Why can't Borg industries make me a new fucking body?

Borg: Why can't I make myself cybernetic legs like that chick in Arrow everybody hates for no good reason?

Master Chen: How is it I'm the most despicable and cunning villain so far, yet somehow look hilarious and stupid? Also vaguely racist.

Nadakhan: Hello?! THREE WISHES! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Kai: And those are just SOME of the many questions we have.

Wu:All good questions that I will *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Kai: Friggin dammit, not again.