#putos todos putos
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coronangelic1 · 2 months ago
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fucking mosquitoes attacking me while im working fuck OFF im trying to be a good student finish my uni assignments before i try to sleep which im NOT going to be able to because of my FEVER
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carsstairss · 5 months ago
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chris-spacehere · 2 years ago
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Now, Rubius being part of a furry singer show in secret was NOT part of my 2023 bingo card
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quemirabobo · 7 days ago
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Nunca antee se me quito tanto las ganas de ver una película después de ver su casting
A quién tengo que matar para que esta abominación no salga?????
Hay que prohibirle a hollywood hacer películas que no sean sobre yanquis loco, ya se que tu cultura es patética pero jodete, deja de meterte en cosas que vas a pisotear y ni te vas a molestar en investigar
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pinkvaquita · 11 months ago
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Shadow Milk being in denial he is in love
SHADOW MILK IN DENIAL HE IS IN LOVE
I just fucking love the concept of denial of being in love. With him even more, before and after corruption.
IS JUST SO- SO-
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tepara3s · 1 year ago
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que miedo cuando se ve así o lo hacen tener como proporciones humanas... creo que ya lo he mencionado antes aquí pero DIOS. es muy perturbador. baby girl you are so strange and off putting
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museadventures · 7 months ago
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and we are still undefeated 🥳
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whosname · 4 months ago
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[Id. A collection of pins and stickers. 1. a pin that reads "Anxiety club" 2. a blue pin that reads "Club de los malmirados" (essentially, The Dead fish-eyed club) with an illustration of a cat with dead fish eyes. 3. A black pin that reads "Alto en violencia" (high in violence) with an illustration of a wolf with a knife in his mouth. 4. a sticket of a strawberry juice box that reads "juguito de odio" (hate juice. well little box.) 5. A name tag stiker that reads "Hello I'm gonna cry :(" 6. A sticker of a poo with a smug face that reads "Actitud de mierda" (shitty attitude). 7. A sticker of a cat wearing a bunny hoodie with a serious expression and a bloody knife in his hands that reads "ten calma" (be calm). 8. A sticker of a winky/smiley tiger making a peace sign with a sign that reads "putos todos" (Franlkly I don't know how to translate putos). End Id.]
some pins and stickers i bough yesterday. i love local artist alleys.
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fumandoalritmodetuspasos · 7 months ago
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Que mierda todo , pensé que si que sería un tal vez pero solo fue la condición de una bonita conversación, que asco , no aprendo de mis errores y siguió esperando ese alguien que me sepa valorar y mimar....
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00blackbird · 1 month ago
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Si te he hablado de las cosas que me pasan, esto no te va a sorprender. Acompáñame en esta triste historia de un 29 de Diciembre de 2024.
Yo tengo un vuelo programado para las 13:25 desde Tenerife Sur a Gatwick Terminal Norte.
La vida: «bueno, ésa es tu opinión».
Nada más ponernos en cola para embarcar, nos dice el azafato que el vuelo se va a retrasar dos horas y que no vamos a embarcar todavía.
Unos 45 minutos más tarde compruebo la app de la aerolínea y veo que el vuelo todavía sale a las 13:25 (eran ya las 14:40) pero pone que está desviado a Bristol.
Sale la puerta de embarque en pantalla, para allá que voy.
Cambian la puerta de embarque.
Don't panic, es la puerta que está justo al lado. Ok.
Embarcamos.
En el avión nos dicen que cuando lleguemos a Bristol van a poner buses y taxis para llevarnos a Gatwick.
Entre pitos y flautas, llegaremos a Bristol a las 18:30.
Luego son tres horas de bus hasta Gatwick.
Miro trenes para ir de Gatwick a mi casa.
£17,50, una hora y poco de viaje. Nada nuevo bajo el sol (es el tiempo y precio habitual).
Al menos parece que el servicio no está cancelado (habían avisado de que habría tramos inoperativos porque están arreglando las vías en algunos puntos).
Aterrizamos en Bristol.
Nos dicen que no hay buses ni taxis para trasladarnos hasta Gatwick porque, obviamente, hay +700 pasajeros en la misma situación y no da para todos.
«Búscate la vida para volver, pero que sea baratito». Ése es el mensaje que mandan por la app. (Adjunto prueba).
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Como si no fuera ya toca cojones la situación, nos dicen que tampoco hay bus para recogernos en pista y llevarnos al aeropuerto, porque hay otros vuelos que llegaron antes esperando.
Más de una hora después, vienen a buscarnos por fin.
Durante esa hora yo he buscado trenes para volver a casa desde Bristol: cinco trasbordos y £50.
Busco guaguas (buses): no hay.
Llegamos al aeropuerto para pasar el control de pasaportes.
La máquina no me lo lee bien.
Lo intento otra vez.
Que no, no le apetece dejarme pasar.
Me mandan a otra cola para pasar por el puesto de policía.
Me dejan pasar.
Busco Uber: camina 7 min al parking de encuentro + £192.
Uber tarda +20 min en conseguirme conductor.
Al menos es hasta casa y no Gatwick (porque era más barato y más cerca).
Me llama el señor del Uber para confirmar destino. Cuando le digo el código postal se le oye reticente, yo ya me huelo que me va a decir que no puede ir hasta allí.
Peroné, sí que va.
Llegada estimada a casa: 23:30.
Una casa que estará fría y sin agua caliente porque está todo apagado menos la nevera.
Necesito una ducha.
No he cenado.
No tengo comida en casa.
Está todo cerrado.
Me levanto mañana a las 6:00 para trabajar.
TODO MAL.
Por favor, siéntete libre de usar estas putadas para tus roles. Al menos, que sirvan de inspiración para putear personajes xDDD.
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depressedtheatrekiddo · 11 days ago
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My philosophy class of today was really something (I don't think can't get pass this semester without getting suspended. It's just. Ughhh)
So, we just started ✨ Justice ✨ as our new unit of theory. ONE single hour. And I've already got the necessity to punch people.
You see, there are this fucking assholes, girls that have had everything they wanted all their fucking miserable lives (like everything you can pay with money of course), and just— I can't with this shit. Luckily enough los putísimos canis (uh I don't think there's an English translation for 'cani' but they're the fucking npc's teenage boys from Spain) don't do philosophy. But somehow. They do. These fucking pijas do (posh girls? As a translation maybe?)
And usually people in my philosophy class tend to have, at least, socialist ideas, except some of them. Who don't usually talk. BUT. BUT today they brought up that it's "unjust" for the immigrants to receive help from the State in the economical sense of the matter. LIKE. PLEASE. PLEASE THINK.
I was fucking ready to get up and throw hands, except my teacher let me speak and I just started shouting instead like
I know my theory, but like, maybe it's the fucking romantic teen in me who burns with rage, and then there's just fucking blood bumping and that's all you hear, your fucking heart in your throat. Because how could they? How do they dare to?
Because this theme?
So, yeah no.
My mom is Romanian, and she came here with the same age I am today, fifteen years old. I may have my differences with her. But she has worked ALL her fucking life. ALL her fucking life. And if she cannot dispose of an economical help of the State I'll fucking burn down my classmates houses to give their parents bloody money to her.
And also, my dad's a PFI [A year of school for people (between 16 and 21yo) that have come new into the country and need to insert themselves into society while they learn a job and something similar to basic leves of education + people who have not gained the ESO title] teacher, always has been. I've always gone with him during my last days of school since in June we don't do afternoons. I've spent the beginning of summers in a classrooms with teens and young adults who fucking want to be here, some of them have lost hope on themselves and/or the system (which is comprensible), and at the end of the school year? It's incredible to see them. I may have just known some students of my dad for a few days, but I reassure you, they're some of the best people I've ever met. Since I was seven I always wanted to be a teacher. To change lives, just like he tries. Just like he does.
So yeah, when I fucking ask my classmates to give me one example of a person who doesn't deserve that economical helps, people who take advantage of it and they only mention they heard it from a stupid TikTok, from a fucking facha de los huevos. Of course I'll fucking tell them that's a fascist way to think. And if they don't like it then something stinks inside them and they know it.
So yeah, after that my philosophy teacher didn't let me intervene in the class again. So I told my art teacher (I decided he's my uncle now, we did a graffiti mural together in the school game yard he fucking rocks) and he told me to say in the mic 'Puta España' when they were going to ask me to talk in the celebration of the day of Peace (Peace where man?) and to just start fucking up with people minds. But they didn't let me talk in the end because they decided for another girl. Who? Well one of those from the fucking group.
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ratfc · 1 month ago
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O Adn do edu quaresma devia ser emoldurado e passar em loop com som em todas as lojas verdes do país
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anhelconhmuda · 2 months ago
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Confesiones de una fangirl #1
Me parece awesome que los Kaashar estén por conseguir el dominio para Gran Casa bc es la mejor justicia poética de Nerissa dejando a los Ravenhill e inmediatamente después empiezan a decaer y en mi mente ella realzó todavía más a los Kaashar con Ecthelion para que ahora sean incluso superiores y la Gran Casa junto a los Iralien
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lesbiano-idiota2 · 2 months ago
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Dios los gringos putos de acá que tampoco reconocen que hay "marginaled groups" acá también por favor posteen en español no quiero que nos lean MÁS
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daeluin · 1 year ago
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logging after work to see what news fob was teasing yesterday like
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sudaca-swag · 3 months ago
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no puedo abrir la ventana porque un pajero tiene hace una hora sonando la alarma del auto
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