#put-me-in-a-padded-room
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pov: I hate you so I'm sending my imaginary boyfriend [wolverine from x-men (2000)] to beat the shit out of you in my mind
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So hang on, hang on, lemme make sure I’m getting this right. So she’s in a psych ward. In a wedding gown. And she takes the “miracle move on drug” the “forget him” pill of which the effects are temporary. Right, right. And then she’s set free, and immediately walks into a sterile office in a VICTORIAN MOURNING gown! And sits down to start working away on her typewriter. She’s writing, and she loves her muse, and it’s ruining her life. Okay. And then she and the muse are laying on the papers, in love. The pages of her work, her diary, her songs, THE FILES!! And they’re together, and the pages are flying around them, blocking them from the camera, okay? You still with me? She reaches for the muse and then she’s getting electric shock therapy?? With curly hair?? Okay. Okay. And again, loving the muse is ruining her life. And all the doctors, the people closest to her, run away scared when the electricity short circuits or whatever, and the muse is the only one who notices and stops it from killing her!!! The muse is in a (glass) phone booth, and Taylor is sitting right on top, but out of view from the muse. And they are in the middle of NOWHERE. The rust that grew between telephones??? And then we’re back in the office, and she’s pulling all the files out of the drawers!! In the mourning gown again!!! And she’s letting them out, ruining the sterility, and she’s freaking out, sobbing. And then she’s facing the camera, stone cold, letting the files swirl around her, now out in the open ON FIRE I MIGHT ADD. And back in the psych ward in the wedding dress, she breaks the glass to escape, to bolt?? And then, once the files are free, once the glass is broken, once the muse steps out of the glass!! Then she can touch the muse. Then she can touch the muse. Somebody give me an oxygen mask, holy shit
#hyperventilating#put me in a padded room#I think I’m losing it guys#ttpd#taylor swift#gaylor#glass closet#kaylor#fortnight#fortnight mv#maroon#lgbetty#friends of dorothea#the bolter#the tortured poets department#the anthology
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TGE FUCKIJG 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW???????IM GONNA TEAR ALL OF MY FUCKING HAIR IUT
#put me in a padded room RIGHT NOW I AM DANGER TO PEOPLE#RERAAAHAHHHH#IM GOING INSANE#good omens#aziraphale#good omens season 2#good omens season two#good omens s2#ineffable husbands
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alicent getting a matching rhaenyra scar while rhaenyra does yuri on dragonstone…
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i just want u to know that your fem skk is my favourite thing ever
i'm very happy to hear that drawing them as girls is probably in my top 4 favorite activities
#hearing such great feedback for a thing i like doing anyways is very cool#it's like im in my white padded room scribbling to myself and the doctors observing me start clapping#that's. definitely one way of putting it#ask iztea
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inexplicable urge to reread the hunger games
#if i do this…. the way i will b posting about finnick and johanna… they’ll have to lock me in a padded room. ill lose two thousand followers#they’ll order me to be lobotomized but i’ll fake my death & they'll put me in the morgue for autopsy & i’ll chew my way out of the drawer#thg reread
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miguel alvarez is so beautiful i need to be restrained
#somebody tie me down#his eyes and his voice drive me insane#i need to be put in a straitjacket#i need to be locked away in a padded room with no windows#miguel alvarez#oz hbo
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#thinking of dinosaurs and troodontids were my favorite dinosaurs as a child#when younger i had a real full troodontid tooth fossil that meant a lot to me#for a time we lived within a few kilometers of hadrosaur sites and troodontid sites#while wider general area had many sites of recovery for the big celebrities like tyrannosaur and multiple dromaeosaurs#at that time troodontids were kinda infamous for i think the depiction in some childrens field guides and dino books#which depicted like a fantasy speculative humanoid troodontid based on 1980s model at Canadian Museum of Nature in ottawa#anyway would visit a small local paleo center a lot and woman in her 70s or 80s ran the counter of their center and rock shop#one day she asked me what my fave dino was and i said troodon so she pulled out the tooth and just gifted it to me#in little black case size of ring box with padding and transparent plastic viewing cover kinda like laminate for displaying a trading card#tooth got stolen from out my vehicle while giving some people a ride while at university before i got too poor for tuition#later during first year of pandemic owner of my storage unit died and new property owners threw away everything i ever owned#i was homeless anyway lost job due to early pandemic closures and had to allocate any money to insulin and other prescrip meds#but wouldve found a way to save my things if the new owners had contacted me#they threw out photoalbums y backpacking gear y books y musical instruments y clothes y artwork y camera y all family keepsakes#and all childhood treasures like souvenirs and gifts and school awards and writing portfolios and all the little memories#which i was always sentimental about as child#from earliest age my room looked like a natural history museum with plants and maps and library of field guides#and rocks and field trip keepsakes and all kinds of little animal figurines and mother had painted room in forest greens and browns#to feel like a forest and among the succulent plants and a globe sat the troodon tooth#parents passed when i was a child#never near any family and were always moving never got to settle into proper stable place then father passed after long sad illness#and mother put in so much effort but she passed few years later and i could not take care of myself or my remaining material possessions#and so im still quite hurt having nothing whatsoever remaining of my childhood or school friends or mother or life generally#and when trying to process grief my thoughts often come back to the troodontid tooth as a focal point a distillation of what was lost#even when young i knew it was advised not to become too connected to material physical possessions#but still there are some small little trinkets in our lives that seem to hold so much meaning and i tortured myself for losing that tooth#thinking about troodon reminds me of childhood
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vox probably imagined the possibility of alastor's rejection to go over like the song defying gravity (wicked) but instead he got hit with "whatever made you think i would ever love you even if i could?" (tv girl - louise) [at least i think that's how he felt it was said, even if the words were different. even if that wasn't the emotion at all.]
#vox#one sided staticradio#hazbin hotel#me seeing vox: put that man in a situation#txt#alastor#the alastor tag is going further down since this isnt alastor centric (lying. vox is intrinsically alastor centric)#time to go back to my padded room ig
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not being horny on main rn sorry pls feel free to scroll frfr
i just wanted to talk into a void idk it made me cringe trying 2 write a whole letter to my past self or trying to figure out if i should reach out to someone blah blah. it's easier to put it in a post bc it's way less pressure
tbh just like finally processing emotions that ive been hoarding for more than half my life and im sure it'll be worth it. i think im ready to like grow out of relying on solely on various forms of escapism to get through and focus more on filling my life with the things that make life beautiful
#not snz#notsnz#mentalhealth#ig like it doesnt matter that no adults in my rl gave me guidance at that age bc like im the adult now LMAOOO#i found my diary from age 12-15#reading it was an event#imagining i was talking to a child that wasnt me rlly put it in perspective tho#it took like a decade to get a good therapist and whatnot and ofc i wish it were dif but ik processing & acceptance is key#idk im kinda excited tho like i think i can let go of this nonsense finally#“i think my best years r over” (ur 12) also u have ur own room filled w anime posters and ur watching a r/affi concert w a heating pad#u finally got to play t/tyd bitch!!!! i told u!!!!!! ur life is full of love#two weeks ago u r/eigen a/rataka talked a guy into to knocking off 100 bucks 4 a trumpet purchase what a time to be alive#u found some circles that like u the way u are frfr#u were in the knitting club and like church choir or whatever u were NOT even a problem child they were dramatic#ur so many things and it was ok that you were sad it wasnt even ur fault & ur supposed to be immature bc ur a child
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man don’t you hate it when you sleep teleport
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp vague#this podcast is gonna put me in a padded room#also poor gwen dude#like i went into this thinking sam or alice would wind up being my favorite character#but god damn#maybe it’s a combination of anusia’s shitposting#or just her actual character#but i would protect her with my life
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fyodor is so petty because dazai didn’t want to join forces so suddenly he’s “not fit to be my other half” say you’re offended and go
#fyodor: what do you mean threatening to kill all of your friends didn’t make you like me#fyodor: what do you mean stabbing and shooting you put you off#fyodor: did our secret language mean nothing to you??#dazai: someone get this man into a padded room with no windows#LIKE GFJDIDJEJXKSKX
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y’all ever just want to like…..go fucking nuts? just go absolutely, bloody stupid for five or ten minutes?? just to see if it puts everything back into perspective?
#i think it would feel so good#like put me in a padded room w some shit to destroy and i will come out a better person i swear#idk maybe that’s mildly psychopathic of me????#oldest daughter#eldest daughter#i feel like this would do more for me than therapy LMAO
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I can’t sleep and all I’m thinking about is a GO and hunger games style fic
Like Aziraphale would be Peta with the heart of gold, people thinking he’s weak when he’s really strong, and just being a cinnamon roll (the baker part would fit too)
And Crowley would make a fantastic Katniss like full of spunk and spite. Like being the one to try and trick the gamemasters at the very last second. And also just risking everything to save Peta/ Aziraphale
More characters include
President Snow - Metatron
Seneca - Michael
Prim - Jim/Jimbriel
Gale - Gabriel
Rue - Muriel
Haymitch - Nina
Effie - Maggie
#imagine micheal sheens fucking micro expressions during the flashback with peta and the burnt bread#okay but imagine the outfits during the first parade#and Crowley in the wedding dress as it catches on fire in CF like askdhskald#either I’m sleep deprived or I’m really onto something and I’m not sure which#like this is either my best take or y’all are going to put me in a tinfoil hat in a padded room#the hunger games#hunger games fanfiction#good omens#good omens fanfic#good omens x hunger games#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#crowley x aziraphale
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7x12 | Say Yes
#me @ me: 🔇#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S7#this is my aesthetic#why? idk#if you change your mind i'm the first in line#honey im still free take a chance on me#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you#richard pls#knockin back a beer is what he deserved#there are other things but i have to go find my kneeling pad first#excuse me but The Nose™#would let him take me in the back room of an applebee's#even his elbows are nice I hate myself#even his adams apple is nice i hate myself#'Even His *Blank* Are Nice I Hate Myself' the title of my TED talk#it's probably my aesthetic because it's so normal and domestic and domestic rick is just what i love
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support group for artists whose shitpost doodles that took 20 minutes got more attention than the art they spent hours on
#THAT MAGIC DRAWING.TOOK ME.20 MINUTES.IVE BEEN SPENDING HOURS ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE#IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BACKGROUND ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY GO LOOK AT SMTH ELSE.GOD.#analiceoriginal.txt#wdym it got 80+ notes in less than 2 days im gonna put all of you in padded room w rats
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