#put mustard and mayo

[mossy-covered-bones]

Nothing more indulgent than a sandwich w just. Absolutely everything on it

[ratatatastic]

genuinely need to know who tried the blood sasauges and who didnt because apparently reino didnt and ekky ate some and it "wasnt one of his favourites" and apparently sasha told him what it was made of and that he wouldve enjoyed more if he didnt know lol

[megatron]

i made tuna salad a little differently from how i normally make it and its soooo good

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

Fuck marry kill ketchup mayo mustard its important

fuck mustard marry mayo kill ketchup. this is non debatable to me.

[hballegro]

now thats what i call a hard-fought battle

finally approaching the ballpark of how i actually need him to look. al when i get you

now if i could only figure out how the rest of the body works ill be golden [the 6 pts is just me writing the brush width down so i dont forgor]

they WILL be fully coloured. im not leavin them like this. im just not adding actual colour until im done with the lines cause ill just have to erase and start over 700 times. like. you dont PAINT scaffolding. you understand.

...i think sam's lower lip needs to be bigger. my only citation is a single picture from What Price Gloria.

[swan2swan]

Incredibly frustrated by these Angus beef hot dogs from Aldi, because they're SO GOOD but I have eaten a full meal with just one.

But now I only have one bite left.

I could make a second one, but that would be too much food. I have ice cream.

[bibleofficial]

supposed to be doing my law readings for tomorrow but instead it’s nearing 2p & im abt to do my lil crunches & go on the same walk that took me like an hour & a bit to complete 2 days ago 😭😭

[the-light-of-stars]

the idea that "putting butter on toast/sandwiches" means putting a big thick slab of it under your cheese or sausage or whatever is so funny to me actually

thanks random confused commenter on that butter poll for envisioning a world like that...

[nexus-nebulae]

ordered a small fry from 5 guys and they just kinda dumped about 3 times as much as a small fry amount in the bag

[miss-floral-thief]

Won a prize

[dogwoodbite]

New Breakthrough In Breakfast The Deli Special:

- ciabatta + mayo + garlic mustard (or dijon) + pancetta + fried egg + sliced cherry tomato + melted cheddar + ciabatta

(this one got too tall so it became a Closed Sandwich but surely could have been done open-faced if i contained less hubris. some horseradish would also go crazy but i never have it in the fridge)

OPEN FACE EGG N TOAST SANDWICHES

The Classic:

- ciabatta + mayonnaise + dijon + fried egg

- everything bagel + cream cheese OR goat cheese + fried egg + sriracha

The Frenchboy:

- ciabatta + brie + salami + honey + fried egg

- ciabatta + brie + honey OR fig preserves + fried egg

- ciabatta + brie OR sharp cheddar + dijon OR honey + apple + fried egg

The Provincial Lady:

- ciabatta + goat cheese + honey + fried egg

- ciabatta + goat cheese + arugula + lemon juice / vinagrette + fried egg

Fancy Restaurant Burger:

- ciabatta + sauteed mushroom + sliced / sauteed / carmelized onion + fried egg

Poor Man's Lox Bagel:

- whatever bagel + cream cheese + red onion + tomato if you want + i never have capers around but use those probably + fried egg + smoked paprika

SWAP THINGS AROUND! REMOVE WHATEVER! SEASON YR EGGS HOWEVER YOU WANT! MAKE EM YOURS I DONT CARE

TRY MY EGG SANDWICHES BOY

[sulevinen]

i’m ngl mayo and mustard with cheese ham cucumber and salad on a toast is actually fire

[velocitic]

(putting up a sign that says beware of dog hes hungry)

[angelicgirlmj]

an angels guide: healthy eating at school

hi angels! you voted and this came first so here it is, an angels guide to eating healthily and focusing on your body and health goals at school. healthy eating at school can be tricky. you use up so much enegry and time in class and studying that meals can seem a little less important. you might end up skipping a meal or eating a meal that ends up not fitting your health goals all because you ran out of time. i have created three categories of lunches to help you find meal inspo: cold lunches, hot lunches and make the night before lunches. also a bonus snack section and some general tips! enjoy angels and feel free to comment your go to lunches/snacks.

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tips

bring a bottle of cold water with you to school, drinking water regularly helps you look and feel your best.

eat breakfast! even if you don’t get very hungry eating in the morning helps your brain and body function it’s best. try having some fruit or a smoothie if you really struggle to eat in the mornings.

try vitamins/probiotics to help you get all your nutrients and vitamins in.

buy a cute lunch box/food containers to make sure your lunches are adorable.

make a pinterest board of cute healthy lunches to be inspired by!

figure out your health goals and create meal ideas from there. for example: i want to build muscle! that means you need more protein in your diet so plan meals and snacks with lots of protein sources to fit your goal.

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a week of cold lunches:

chicken salad: mix chicken, avocado, tomato, cucumber, carrot, corn, salad leaves (lettuce, rocket etc). add mustard and lemon dressing, season well with salt and pepper and fresh dill. dessert: raspberries and blueberries served with peanut butter and greek yogurt.

tuna and avocado pita: mashed avocado and tuna, seasoned with salt and pepper, fill in pita along with rocket and pickle slices. dessert: pineapple and pomegranate fruit salad.

cold rice bowl: mix cooked salmon, rice, cucumbers, cooked broccoli and sliced carrot. sprinkle with sesame seeds and pepper and salt. garnish with a garlic mayo or homemade yogurt garlic sauce. dessert: chopped strawberries dipped in yogurt and coated in dark chocolate and coconut oil left to harden.

feta and turkey wrap: place lettuce, turkey, tomato in a wrap and sprinkle with feta, pepper and salt. dessert: sliced apple (squeeze lemon over to stop apple going brown) with peanut butter, greek yogurt and cinnamon dip.

cold pesto pasta salad: mix cooked penne pasta, homemade pesto, tomato, rocket, avocado, grated parmesan and season with salt and pepper. dessert: tangerine pieces and kiwi.

cold noodles: mix cooked noodles, shredded red cabbage and carrots, green onions, handful of crushed peanuts, chopped cucumber and cover with sesame peanut sauce. dessert: homemade blueberry banana oat muffin.

salmon bagel: add salmon, cream cheese (or cottage cheese), cucumber, rocket, lemon and pepper to a bagel. dessert: blackberries and mango.

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a week of hot lunches:

pizza toast: spread homemade tomato sauce on a piece of sourdough bread, cover with mozzarella, add your favourite toppings such as ham, mushroom, olive, pepper etc and bake until cheese melted, serve with rocket. dessert: banana bread and greek yogurt.

stuffed aubergine (or eggplant): sauté aubergine, onion, garlic, pepper, zucchini and olive, add in tomato paste and season. put in aubergine and sprinkle with cheese. bake until cheese melted. dessert: sautéed apples served warm with yogurt and granola.

chicken meatballs: homemade chicken meatballs cooked with a soy based sauce and red peppers. serve with cooked rice. dessert: strawberry oat crumble.

gyozas: heat or make some gyozas and serve with a cucumber and carrot salad with soy sauce to dip. dessert: hot matcha tea with strawberries.

soup: make your favourite soup and serve with some warm sourdough toast. dessert: watermelon slices.

quesadilla style wrap: fill a whole wheat wrap with cheese, turkey, tomatoes and avocado. cook until cheese melted and warm. dessert: green grapes, blueberries and raspberries.

grilled chicken burrito bowl: mix grilled chicken, rice, avocado, black beans, corn, tomatoes, red onions, cilantro and sour cream with cooked rice and squeeze over lime and season as preferred. dessert: rice cakes with greek yogurt strawberries and melted dark chocolate.

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snack ideas:

veggie sticks and hummus.

fruit salad.

frozen banana, peanut butter and chocolate slices.

pretzel thins and sliced cheese.

frozen grapes and lime.

salty popcorn.

yogurt parfait.

cucumber and cream cheese rice cakes.

cookie dough protein bites.

banana peanut butter rice cakes.

homemade oatmeal cookies.

smoothie.

chia pudding.

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thank you for reading! happy back to school season. remember to nourish and take care of your body - you deserve it! love, m.

[blizzardz]

What the fuck did Americans do to potato salad. I fucking hate American potato salad the germans knew what they were doing why is it so fucked up here. I had american potato salad once for the first time and i gagged that shit up. What the fuck went wrong

[cherry-pop-soda]

alright because me and some discord friends were having this discussion i was curious to know more of tumblr’s opinion, so

before anyone starts crucifying me for some of these options, i just put every condiment i could quickly think of plus stuff that some of my discord friends said so please don’t smite me or anybody else in the notes thank you !!!!