#pushmower

[jakearthurdesign]

Lawn Mower Logo #logo #vectorlogo #logoinspire #logobucket #logocreator #lawnlogo #grasslogo #turflogo #lawn carelogo #lawnmowerlogo #lawnlover #lawnlife #picturelogo #pushmower #gardeninglogo #landscaperslogo #landscapinglogo #picturelogo #vectorillustration #illustrationlogo #caricature #caricaturelogo #Buddha #lawninspiration #gardeninginspiration #lawnhacks #gardeninghacks #logodesigns #smallbusiness 2h (at West Ulludulla Sporting Complex) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnv7FnRhkyg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tectonicduck]

my butch wife is traveling for work and i’m charged with mowing the lawn in her absence :’(

[rockfact]

mowing the lawn is the only thing so far thats made me sweat this much

[honeysuckle-s]

i am. passing away …..

[mercurygray]

It's official. I have owned my house for a month.

❗❗❗❗ made first mortgage payment ✅ re-label new mailbox ✅call locksmith to schedule ✅realign shelves in kitchen so stuff actually fits in cabinets ✅ install lazy susans so that other kitchen cabinet actually works ✅ re-assemble bookshelf ✅remove shelves from armoire so I can convert it to a wardrobe ✅install touch lighting in closets ✅schedule with electrician

➡️decide you don't like the bookshelf where you set it up and move it ➡️unbox books and all other earthly possessions ➡️FB marketplace new to me standing desk for office ➡️ list unwanted furniture on FB marketplace ❓fix lawnmower ❓have brother install new carburetor for the old lawn mower he took apart in the hopes that this fixes it. Otherwise return to using the pushmower, which honestly isn't that bad. ❓ buy new lawnmower??

➡️ cut and hang closet rod in closet and armoire ➡️remove carpet ➡️get quotes for next major project ➡️relax. :))))))

[sehetep-shenwer]

Me being covered in grass after mowing the lawn with a shitty pushmower for 2 hours: ah this must be what Geb feels like

[wiishopchanelboots]

The way this scene is burnt into my brain, the older I get the more my back hurts, the more I think, "I wish someone would run a pushmower across my back". It just looks so satisfying

[coolcarsntrucksngunsnusa]

We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence.

Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 feet into the grund. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works.

One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6 hp big-wheel pushmower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way.

It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all.

Now I'm standing there, I've got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.7 giga-volt fence wire in the other hand. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover.

Time stood still.

The first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally one with the engine.

It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of shit lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses.

Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality It was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand.

At this point I'm about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds) into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I can't let go. I grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences ... but Dad always had those piece of shit chargers made by International or whoever that were like 9 volts and just kinda tickled.

This one I could not let go of. The 8 foot long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the permadamp Ark-La-Tex river bottom soil. At this point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas.

"Damn!" I think, as I remember I just filled the tank!

Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop, pee, and with my vomit on my chest I think, "Oh God, please die ... Pleeeeaze die!" But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting for the 'go' command from its owner's right foot.

So here I am in the middle of July, 104 degrees, 80% humidity, standing in my own backyard, begging God to kill me. God did not take me that day ... He left me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery my own stupidity had created.

I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire ...

I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower was beside Me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned.

There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot where the wire had laid while I was on the ground still holdng on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire.

Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a few things:

1 - Three of my teeth seem to have melted.

2 - I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right).

3 - Poop, pee, and vomit when all mixed together, do not smell as bad as you might think.

4 - My left eye will not open.

5 - My right eye will not close.

6 - The lawnmower runs like a sumbitch now. Seriously! I think our little sesion cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that.

7 - My nuts are still smaller than average yet they are almost a foot long.

8 - I can turn on the TV in the game room by farting while thinking of the number 4 (still don't understand this???)

That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things.

I don't care what type of humor you like this is funny

I appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow.

The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to triple check before I mow.

[girlwyrm]

put some ladders, some old wooden stools, and a pushmower out by the curb and the boomers with trucks and beer bellies are swarming like flies to shit

[leraecrochet]

Got the baby put together all by myself. It took me an hour and a half lol Now it's time to get this mowing finished! #murraylawnmower #springcleaning #yardwork #pushmower #ididitallbymyself https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvt_8UqBRZ8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jc9w7mt8ht3p

[dragonladysworld]

The older crape myrtle is showing off per normal. And I finished mowing the front yard. #fall #lawnmowersaga #pushmower https://www.instagram.com/p/CjyzH5eNTTc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tiphouses]

One of My Favorite Looking Results Completed on 2 Adjacent Lawns✅Love The Stripes🦓🟢 #lawn #stripes #landscaping #lawnmower #pushmower #landscape #yard #yardwork #grass #charlotte #hustle #clt #good #satisfying https://www.instagram.com/p/CiqVLkIJ9gv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[roo-was-here]

ARTFIGHT STARTS IN AN 1:50 BUT THE LAWN MOWER NEEDS MORE GAS AND I HAVE TO WAIT ON MY FATHER TO GET BACK FROM THE STORE AND BRING ME MORE GAS.

I AM SO CLOSE TO JUST SEEING IF I CAN FIND THE PUSHMOWER ISTG-

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THISSSS

good morning internet, i've just been told with zero prior warning for the last several weeks that not only do we have to buy fireworks today (don't ask me why it has to be today, i don't know) but also I have to mow the lawn today (I guess if I were to do it tomorrow the grass would grow at 4x speed or smth)

Artfight starts in three hours

the fireworks store is half an hour away

it takes me anywhere between 2-4 hours to mow the lawn.

i was not told any of this until literally 10 minutes ago.

[themechanicshop]

Thank you to Mrs Charlotte for your continued business. Enjoy that new #jonsered #pushmower! #jonseredlife #equipment #forwardmowtion #specialfinancing (at Rogersville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqbRU5PFpMf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hflmsxwko13b

[max-plants-blog]

Little helper in the yard and garden. 

[machinesrating]

Troy Bilt TB160 Push Mower Review

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