#purple kankri

[hsoppositezodiac]

Some talksprite edits of the alpha trolls ^-^

[propheticclown]

One of my favorite things about Purplebloods is how they're such character breakers. Every time you expect a Purpleblood to do something, they do the exact opposite.

My favorite example of this is Marvus Xoloto because during Hiveswap, he's this sadistic trickster that plays mind games with you as you progress through Act 2. And in Hiveswap Friendism, you're basically told the same things, that he's a crazy clown who murders and performs for his fans, but the second you're alone with him he goes, "Now let's talk about how clowns are really the most disprivileged and oppressed socioeconomic class."

He's really just purple Kankri and I adore him for it.

[rogue-of-light]

yes, yes! wisper would have wanted us to continue working as fast as possible, surely he would hate for us to waste time being sad about his very naturally caused passing! posthaste, everyone!

-KPA

rip </3

not even the totally accidental naturally caused death will give anybody time off, oh well!

[nekropsii]

Why do people call Porrim an MRA??? it's such a bad take I can't even begin to fathom the logic.

Uuuuugh. Okay, to my understanding, the logic is predicated on two concepts:

Kankri is Correct, there is no Misogyny on Beforus.

Since Beforus has a Matriarch, "complaining" about the Oppression of Women on Beforus is the exact equivalent... Men complaining about men being oppressed, despite us living in a Patriarchal society.

This is a terrible argument, because... Porrim literally explains in detail that that is not the case.

Yes, Beforus has a Matriarch... A Superficial Matriarch, where the woman in power is more of a Figurehead than anything. Law Enforcement and Politics are handled mostly by "Higher CIPs" - Ceruleans, Indigos, and Purples - which are predominantly born (hatched?) as men. ... If all of the Social Order and Politics are Enforced and Dictated by men... Then that... Is a Patriarchy.

So, we have it directly explained to us that Beforus is Superficially a Matriarchy, with a Governing Body largely composed by Highblood Men, who canonically benefit from the subjugation of women, because having women be of generally lower class than men means that... Men can cull women, potentially on the basis of being women. You know, that social system, enforced by the predominantly male-lead government that allows for what is essentially the ownership of people you deem incapable of caring for themselves as pets? The system that will take any excuse in the book? Sure, that may have been a social rule implemented by their version of HIC, Feferi fucking Peixes, but it's still being used as a weapon. Just because something was made by a woman, does not mean it cannot be used as a weapon against women in the name of misogyny. You think Alternian Culling doesn't work the same damn way?

There's a sharp cut of irony you have to feel at the fact that Porrim literally says that conversations of Misogyny on Beforus are often shot down using "The Matriarchy" as an excuse. If Misogyny wasn't a thing, why the fuck are Rufioh, Kankri, and Cronus literally, textually, purposefully Misogynists? Why the hell is Latula like that, then? I don't think this is a 1-to-1 allegory for the real world, man- Troll World Building has NEVER been a direct, clean allegory for the real world. I do not think she was ever intended to be read as an analogue to Men's Rights Activists, I think she was intended to be read as an Alien Feminist. If anything, this feels less like an MRA, and more like someone getting shut down for trying to have a conversation about how Misogyny Exists in, like, Thatcher-Era England or something. Well, there's a Female Prime Minister, isn't there? Misogyny is over, clearly.

Porrim is constantly posed as an Exposition Fairy on the same level as Aranea, just... With Politics and World Building rather than Character Analysis. Porrim is portrayed as cool, collected, and correct. Do you think Andrew Hussie - literal Andrew Hussie - would portray a fucking Men's Rights Activist with that level of grace and style? Because the answer is no! Every time a character is a Misogynist in Homestuck, they are comically terrible! Rufioh, Kankri, Cronus, fucking Caliborn! Hussie is a lot of things, and yeah, some of these things are bad, but none of these things include the label Misogynist. Hussie is well known for... Not doing that, actually, that's, like... A major appeal of the comic. The female characters in Homestuck are known for being really, really well written and really, really well handled!! If there was a Men's Rights Activist in Homestuck, we would know about it, because that character would be comedically terrible, constantly dunked on by everyone around him, totally bitchless, and posed as a relentless fucking menace who does not deserve to breathe the same air as any of the women in the story. You know, like Cronus! And Not Porrim!!

Also, can we all take a moment of silence to ponder how much of an L it is to have your entire point of discourse be based in the idea that straight up literal actual Kankri Vantas is correct? That is capital e Embarrassing.

[cringefail-clown]

Rip kankri u would've loved being an aita subreddit moderator

hed both be the moderator AND have a burner acc where he sends shit like "my descendant wont talk to me ever since ive given him some advice about his relationship with his human will-he-wont-he matesprit. i dont think it was a wrong thing to do, but he told me ive stepped out of the line. AITA?" and fights everyone who tells him YTA in the comments

others catch the wind of him being a moderator and start sending the most insane shit imaginable just to fuck with him. rose and him are on a warpath trying to one-up each other with their purple prose morality checking essays. theres a betting pool going on about who will make him mad enough to call them a slur (dave wins)

[animallover432]

It’s seems like many of the beta and alpha trolls are somewhat unusual even within each of their own blood castes, and the reason I think for this is probably due to ectobiology and possibly Karkat making mistakes while creating them. For the same reason I wonder if Rose and Dave having purple and red eyes, and Roxy and Dirk having pink and orange eyes could perhaps be a symptom of ectobiology, since the paradox clones and their offspring are technically not actual humans or trolls, due to not being descended from the humans on Earth/trolls from Alternia. It makes sense that unusual mutations from their planets regular species could occur. Case in point, Karkat and Kankri’s human like candy blood color that is entirely a process of ectobiology and doesn’t exist on Alternia/Beforus til the sufferer and Karkat land on it. Equius’s inconvenient super strength that labels him as a “freak” by the narrator, that only the strongest lusus would take care of, and could be considered a mutation. The summoner (Rufioh) has wings that no other troll has. Sollux has a mutant brain that foretells doom and torments him. The helmsman presumably has these issues too. Vriska and Mindfang have unusually good mind persuasion powers for being a highblood. Aranea particularly controlled thousands of ghosts somehow! Kanaya is one of the only trolls who enjoys fashion and can be resurrected after death into basically a light vampire. A good amount of the trolls have unique mutations that have never been seen before, are sometimes more inconvenient than helpful, and actively make these troll’s lives miserable. But ultimately it is these things that preemptively make it so they are able to win the game. Of course I wonder if many of these mutations were accidentally caused by Karkat.

[ender--slime]

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After this they’ll be GONE FOREVER gone for the FORESEEABLE FUTURE but they will COME BACK AT SOME POINT! What am I, Makeship? cmonnnnnnnn

After I close up preorders i have some BREAKDOWNS and ANNOUNCEMENTS to do, but until then, GET THOSE LAST FEW ORDERS IN!! :D

Drawing contributions:

Karkat: @zomb1gutz

Kankri: @inkyu

Terezi: @chirriechi

Dirk: @catboylabhell

The Mayor: @enviousennui

Mutie: @voxsymphonia

John…’s face: @juneegbertfanpage

Jade on top: @flaringk

Jade on bottom: @cartoonghosty

Vriska: @valle-de-sombra-de-muerte

Gamzee: @classpectpokerap

[voparwave69]

good news everyone‼️ gamzee is pregnant AGAIN ‼️‼️‼️🫃🏿

While I'm here I might as well explain a little history of the Moldkara family...

Gamzee and I met at Spencers, where he was working at the time, and he helped me pick out beautiful penis jewelry and my badass Grim Reefer poster. Things moved along pretty quick until he one day proposed, popping out from a pile of weeds with a beautiful pot leaf ring. He kept working at Spencer's for the time being, bringing me home lots of free merchandise every single day.

We soon after met @livefromthegallows , who was our roommate when we were still living in the trailer we moved into after a tornado had ravaged a trailer park and left us with many tantalizing and free options. we dressed him up like a child to take to the movies to get discounts, and one day as we bought our good pal Spongebaby a very large lollipop and a propeller hat so that we could see Soul Plane at a cheap price, I saw Gamzee with a sneaky twinkle in his eye.

This of course caught my attention, and he let me know that all of this roleplaying as parents made him want to have children of our own!!!

Soon after, Gamzee was quickly pregnant, as his insect genes make him extremely fertile and his elastic clown hips make him very successful at giving birth, and additionally he has a second uterus in his chest. He had a very short pregnancy of only a couple of months as since it was his first pregnancy his womb had not yet learned how to not be poisonous, and our first born child @poutyrootveggie was born extremely small and shriveled. Dutiful Spongebaby of course was there to help and served as the midwife, but the mass amounts of purple slime might have been too much for him to handle, and we did not want to burden him any further. We ended up leaving our crumpled up trailer to him as well as several priceless vintage bongs as thanks, and we left to find a new home.

We came across a long road that seemed to go on forever and it was full of potholes. We drove down it for hours until we came across a beautiful wild swamp, and we immediately began building a new home out of saliva, sand, mud, twigs and cypress wood. I kept Salami in my pouch as we built and they even helped create the house's frame that is made partially out of weed, and soon our beautiful home was finished, but sadely the house and yard were filled with garbage instantly, though we do have a no lawn mowing rule that has helped the swamp plants all grow big and tall.

As Salami was just learning to crawl on the ceiling, Gamzee was soon pregnant again, this time with @kankri-and-the-altertits . Looking back, I do not think we ever named our second born, and so today I am designating him with the name Pizza, as today he helped me to make a medicinal bee larvae pizza for his post partum father.

Pizza has always been responsible and helped to enforce the Moldkara rules onto anyone that comes across our home, much like Salami has always helped raise and teach their siblings even if begrudgingly.

Pizza wanted a younger sibling, and since Gamzees poor uterus was deflating like a balloon at the time, I decided to become pregnant to give him a break. After all, I do have a very useful pouch. I had a normal pregnancy and gave birth to @soupygremlin in a lovely nest Gamzee assembled for me in our backyard, and this child I have named Grass, to remind me of the beautiful view of grass I had during my labor. Grass has never cared much for my pouch, unlike Salami who loved it, so I instead carried Grass by the scruff in my motherly mouth everywhere I went until they could walk. Grass has always been quite independent and likes to blow on dandelions and eat acorns.

A month or two later, Gamzee was pregnant yet again with our fourth child, @gamzees-bignaturals , this time in his chest. We didn't know he was pregnant until his breasts started growing to astronomical proportions, and sure enough, the test confirmed it all. He stayed pregnant for quite a while and was even worryingly two weeks overdue, but finally his water broke and he slipped and fell into it and passed out, which was a good thing since chest babies have to erupt from the skin like those fuckers in Alien, so he was asleep for the whole thing. As soon as I found him I took him to the marsh where the birthing grounds are, which we built as a new designated birth spot because his wretched purple fluids were burning holes into the house (yes, it is VERY acidic). We named this baby Nest, as it was born into a little nest I had assembled underneath Gamzee. I fear that there may be something horribly wrong with this child, and that staying in Gamzees chest womb for too long might have driven it insane.

But ultimately, this can be useful, and we can raise it to be a true enforcer of Moldkara law, a berserker that will annihilate all intruders to our swamp that refuse to assimilate.

And now, one day later, Gamzee is pregnant yet again with our fifth child, @gamzeestoefungez . I have great hopes for this child, and that they may become a true Prince of Clowns. Should we have more children, which will be very likely, I will carry the next one, as I fear Gamzee may die from his repeated pregnancies and lactation.

Yes we CAN also lay eggs but we prefer not to, because our clown instincts WILL drive us to juggle them and likely shatter them.

We currently have a new neighbor that has somehow found our swamp road, known as Horny Road (though I am hereby naming it to Miracle Road because we are a family household now), but I encourage them to reach out to me. It is dire that you assimilate, neighbor. The HOA that you summoned have been destroyed. We need a midwife and I think you will be excellent for this role.

[swamp-land]

i want you to know: when i envision my bloodswap cronkri [purple!kankri/bronze!cronus] i imagine them in ur style

🥺👉👈

[ppppxseur]

characters that i believe are black

what are my qualifications you may ask? i'm black. thats it those are my qualifications

also if i see a single comment about "blackwashing" i will lose my SHIT, i swear to god

also theres no fandom order for this so good luck trying to figure out what's coming next

MINA ASHIDO (MY HERO ACADEMIA)

she breakdances, she's spunky, she's energetic. she's deffo one of those black girls who wears cookie monster pajama pants to school and adopts shy kids cuz she doesn't have that type of shame

like... need i make myself clear enough?

also she definitely has some sort of vitiligo

IZUKU MIDORIYA (MY HERO ACADEMIA)

i mean... he has no father. horikoshi practically screamed in my face that this kid is black as fuck.

he deffo cant cook tho, which i like to think is something that bakugou teases him relentlessly for

also this boy is tenderheaded as fuck and cries when mina does his hair

LUCINDA (APHMAU MCD/MYSTREET)

LOOK AT HER. look me in the eyes and tell me RIGHT now that that is not an albino black woman

you cant, im simply correct on everything

god i miss my girl. lucinda you deserve the world and you deserve all of the screentime and i cannot believe that bitch aaron SNATCHED the screentime that was rightfully yours

THE STRILONDES (HOMESTUCK)

"but do you mean all of-" YES. ALL OF THEM. they are all black and they are all jewish hussie told me so himself, argue with the GODDAMN wall.

ARADIA / DAMARA MEGIDO (HOMESTUCK)

my favorite weird girl <3

"but the megidos are asi-" WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE. SHUT UP.

first of all the fact that damara's typing quirk was just Straight Up Japanese (and not even GOOD japanese either) is NOT the best fucking look if you want to potray another race. but also people can be biracial that is a thing and i hc the megidos as being blasian.

there is everyone happy? good now lets keep going

NEPETA / MEULIN LEIJON (HOMESTUCK)

(my second favorite weird girl)

(my THIRD favorite weird girl)

i dunno. theyre my faves. i love them. therefore they are black. i feel like i dont need much explanation other than that

KARKAT / KANKRI VANTAS (HOMESTUCK)

ugh. the thing that sucks about ones with family (or... i guess in the trolls case, the closest thing of "family" you can get) is that you have to make them all the same race or otherwise you have to explain the weird shit

kankri is lightskinned and uses his white passing privilege for evil.

also before you even THINK about trying to pass off white vantas: LOOK at their fucking storyline. just LOOK at it.

(before i move on from homestuck, i just wanna mention a quick side note: i didnt include gamzee or kurloz for one Very Obvious reason and thats the fact that, just like damara and her incredibly broken and bad Japanese as hussie's horrendous attempts to include other races in homestuck, i simply believe that the notion of all purple bloods being naturally incredibly violent is Not A Good Look. especially adding in that the only reason why gamzee is pacified is because he's doing the troll equivalent of hard drugs. and you can make an argument because... well.. what about kurloz? and to that my response would be WHAT ABOUT HIM? because i dont remember dick diddly and SQUAT about him and i dont really care.

so yeah i didnt include the makaras because while i do believe they are black i dont believe theyre the best representation because the only reason why people think that is because of the incredibly racist undertones of it)

ANYWAY i'm doing ONE more because this thread is already so goddamn long

POPPY AND VIVA (TROLLS)

the silliest girls possibly in the entire universe. i think they're black and hispanic mixed (im thinking maybe dominican or cuban)

ANYWAY! end of this long ass fucking thread. i cant believe my first fucking post on this account was this monster of a thread

anyway, follow me if you like any of these fandoms ig

[serfuzzypushover]

purple kankri?

NO STOP DONT GIVE THE SJW PRIVILAGE NOOOOO

[hsoppositezodiac]

More info about the trolls (part 8)

Kankri Vantas | Purpleblood - Prospit - Prince of Blood

Basically this clown tells the most offensive jokes you've ever seen. He also has a tendency to make people stay far away from him, yet a certain guy just doesn't seem to want to leave him be.

Like in canon, things such as his land, fetch modus, screen name, etc. are unknown. Though, his quirk stays the same.

Caliginous crush: Cronus Ampora

Godtier? No

Meulin Leijon | Violetblood - Derse - Bard of Heart

Beware: this cute looking lady may shatter your heart and betray you when you least expect. You never know. She enjoys talking and being the center of attention.

Like in canon, things such as her land, fetch modus, screen name, etc. are unknown. Though, her quirk stays the same

Ex-Matesprit: Kurloz Makara | Kismesis: Meenah Peixes | Formerly had a pale crush on Horuss Zahhak, but seeing how he wasn't interested, she let him be

Godtier? No

Porrim Maryam | Fuchsiablood - Prospit - Thief of Space

Like her Alternian version, she has a tendency to steal designs and take all the credit for it, since she's a fuschia — the highest on the spectrum — she gets away with the crime easily. She'd be the kind of person who you would tell your creative idea to, and she'd take it all to herself; she'd be the kind of girl that would jump the queue.

Like in canon, things such as her land, fetch modus, screen name, etc. are unknown. Though, her quirk stays the same, and in the land case, its presumed that it probably has frogs in the name like the other space bounds.

Matesprit: Damara Megido | Ex-Moirail: Aranea Serket | Kismesis: Latula Pyrope

Godtier? Yes

[propheticclown]

I need you all to understand. I've seen so many people talk about how Eridan would be slaying the fashion scene. How his fashion sense is awesome and epic, or whatever. NO! Firstly, I wanna preface this by saying that Pesterquest falls under the category of "Dubiously Canon." so his massive closet isn't actually canon. But secondly, LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FIT, MY GUY!

THE DEEP BLUE WITH THE PURPLE??? THE CAPE??? THE HAIR??? BROOOOOTHER!!! THEY EVEN CHANGED THE COLORS OF HIS SCARF AND PANTS TO LOOK BETTER IN PESTERQUEST!

It's subtle but the color shifts towards indigo/cobalt rather than royal blue. "B-But what about March Eridan? March Eridan looks good and is canon!" I don't know how brainrotted you are from buying all your clothes from shien (derogatory) and temu (derogatory) to think that March Eridan looks good, but let me just show you what it looks like again to refresh your memory.

Ignoring the insanity that's even happening with this image in the first place, this IS the Original March Eridan image. Now let me tell you why this fit is more atrocious than Kankri Vantas' takes on feminism. 1. THE COLORS DO NOT WORK!!! His VIOLET symbol combined with MAGENTA arm warmers and thigh highs and a RED SKIRT???? AUUHHG NONE OF THESE COLORS LOOK AESTHETICALLY PLEASING TOGETHER IN A FASHION SENSE!!! NAME ONE TIME RED AND PURPLE HAVE EVER LOOKED GOOD TOGETHER IN TERMS OF FASHION??? 2. STRIPES AND FUCKING PLAID??? WHAT??? IN CARTOONS, MUSIC, BOOKS, AND EVEN FUCKING GAMES, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH "Ew stripes and plaid." IS SAID??? THAT IS LIKE THE NUMBER 1 NONO IN ANY FASHION WORLD!!! 3. AND WHILE THIS ONE IS A BIT OF A STRETCH, THERE IS NO CONVINCING ME THAT ERIDAN AMPORA WOULD WILLINGLY WEAR THIS SHIT! IT JUST DOES NOT MAKE SENSE FOR HIS CHARACTER TO WEAR THIS OUTFIT! FASHION IS A WAY OF EXPRESSING ONESELVES! FASHION, AS A MEDIUM OF ART, IS A WAY A PERSON CAN EXPRESS HOW THEY FEEL ON THE INSIDE! March Eridan as an outfit, artistically expresses confidence, empowerment and a general "I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me" energy. Here's the problem. Eridan at his base components is envious, closed off, emotionally volatile, and a massive fucking nerd, which the old outfit actually does express.

His clothes are long-sleeved, showing the least possible amount of skin he can, which usually can represent being closed off. His cape is large and grandiose, showing that he likes to be exaggerated and theatrical. His scarf indicates his nerdiness, with it being a reference to Harry Potter and how it could be a tie-back to his nerdy love of wizards. The only other outfit he's shown wearing is with a flashback to when he and Vriska were a kismesis.

Here the outfit, even with as little as we see of it, is big and intense. Unlike Vriska, who essentially doesn't change outfits, Eridan puts time and effort into each theatrical performance he considers himself to be a part of. He adores intricate and exaggerated outfits. Things that are fancy, complex, and over-the-top. So that even though he doesn't feel great on the inside, even though he feels as though he's "wworse than evverybody. all the bodies." He can still look well put together. And that's WHY I don't think March Eridan as an outfit works. It's too casual for him. It's not big or flashy in a way he likes. There's not enough for him. It doesn't cover him up and because of that, he'd feel exposed. He's not closed off anymore. It doesn't exude "Eridan Ampora". Who's "most casual" piece of apparel is probably a sweater vest.

Even in the original image, he looks uncomfortable, like he doesn't actually LIKE wearing it. The only way I can find this artistically working from a writing standpoint is if Kanaya made it for him because, in the story, it is shown time and time again that Kanaya doesn't understand Eridan, so by making him this outfit, she'd take it a step further by not even understanding what he likes. Kanaya doesn't understand that Eridan is terrified of being culled, because Kanaya doesn't have to worry about that. Kanaya doesn't understand the pressures Alternian society is forcing upon him, as an Orphaner. Because Kanaya's only societal expectation is raising the new mother grub. Kanaya doesn't think about how he's most likely going to live the longest out of all his friends. Eridan has the second highest lifespan out of every troll blood color, but even then with Feferi, she's most likely going to get culled by the Condense when she's the proper age to inherit the throne. So in Eridan's mind, he's going to be alone, expected to be an Orphaner until the day he dies, utterly alone to feed Feferi's lusus until he eventually succumbs to old age or dies in war. That's why he's so closed off, yet so emotionally grand. That's why March Eridan doesn't suit him from a fashion-artistic standpoint. It's not what Eridan Ampora embodies as a character. Envy.

[signlesskinhelp]

A Gengar stimboard with themes of purple and fursuit paws for Mod Kankri!

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[wormzspring]

Kankri purple guy?!

[ask-kankri]

Kankri, what is that in the picture frame behind your bed?

ID: Kankri sitting in bed next to a framed item. The item is purple and looks akin to a wand, syringe, or knife.

"Cronus' magic wand!"