#purp speaks

[purplexyellow]

I'm not sobbing my eyes out. You are.

[apollos-boyfriend]

something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

[purplexyellow]

Guys it happened to me too??

When you're so in love you break the game 🥰🥰

HUH???

[maggotmoment]

felt like i should draw someone else besides vyncent for a change so here's all of the guys ^_^

[froggiesir]

so funny watching Chronically Grim 16 year old purpled being so serious while speaking to the batshit Insane adults all around him

[horrific-obsessions]

google how to kill your imaginary lover

google how to stop having a crush

google how to make yourself not like that fucking guyyy GRRRRRR he pisses me off to no end oh my GOD

[kanyerealdaughter]

#EX BOYFRIEND

sexual content , masturbation , sub (fem,reader) , cussing , intercourse , dom(suguru geto) , creampie , size kink , degrading , cum eating a bit.? .

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right now you're currently driving to your ex boyfriend suguru house. you have no clue how to handle it to be completely honest, you never been too good with emotions but you both left on good terms and everything but you just can't stop the need you feel him one last time.

you pulled into his driveway preparing yourself to get all your stuff and leave as quickly as possible. you walked up to the front door and rang the doorbell. after a few minutes he appears in the doorway, looking sexier than ever. you were snapped out of the battle with your subconscious by his voices speaking out in a concerned tone.

" uh- you good..?"

“ mhm, uh y-yeah, fine i just came to get my stuff remember.” you replied weakly.

" well you're gonna come in?" he asked in his raspy voice, stepping out of the way, letting you into his house.

you look over at the kitchen and remember all the times he fucked your from behind. so deep in you, so... rough. and the living room where he'd prop your legs up on the coffee table and eat you out. suckin on your clit...

your breathing picked up and you don't know what to do. your underwear is getting wetter by the second and you can't do anything about it... or can you? once the idea pops into your head, there's no turning back. you have to do it. you need to do it.

" um suguru can i use your bathroom?" you ask, pretending that you have to use the bathroom badly.

" oh uh- sure. you remember where it's at right?" you nodded and headed off to the bathroom.

once you're outta sight, you rush in, shutting and locking the door behind you. you don't waste any time taking your jeans and underwear off. mmm you're so wet... you don't even bother taking your shirt and bra off, you wanna make this quick.

you slowly insert your middle finger and it slides in with ease from all the wetness. you start to pump and move your hand. in and out. in and out. in... out. over and over. fuck it. you need this. you pick up speed, lifting your left leg up onto the sink for better access.

" mmm." you moan softly before putting your free fingers into your mouth to shut yourself up.

you can't be loud but it feels so good. you bite your knuckle harder in an attempt to hush yourself but it's useless. you move your hand quicker. the lightning fast speed of your fingers is amazing. you started to think of suguru. his big dick thrusting into you with quick speed. both of your skin hitting together because of his fast, hard pace.

" fuck." you muffled into your knuckles. his balls slapping against your ass cheeks. both of your moans and grunts are drowning out the others. you're whimpering. you want to scream but you can't. you want him to fuck you so bad. you imagine him talking dirty to you even more.

“ fuck, you like that i know you like it..”

" scream for me ma.." that was all it took to drive you over the edge.

" fuck yes..!"

you came all over your hand, hard. as much as you wish it were him you were cumming for, you guess this will have to do. you clean yourself off realizing you've probably been in here for too long. you washed all your wetness and juices away from your hands, dried them and then went to leave.

as you opened the door, you found a very satisfied ex boyfriend suguru getting off right in front of the door. either he didn't care if you saw or he hadn't heard you come out.

whatever the case may be, you didn't care. you suddenly felt hot again. you once more felt the urge to have him inside of you again. watching him get off because of your moans from the other side of the door really turned you on. you need to feel him in you, at least one more time.

as you watched him, you could feel your juices pooling up as they did before. bitting your lip, you reach out and touch his dick. he looks up at you and you could see his once big dark purple eyes. eyes darken.

he stops and in a blink of an eye, you're pinned up against the bathroom door. with a strong large hand over your neck, his lips dive towards yours, connecting in a passionate yet lustful kiss. it was harsh and forceful, making your knees go weak. if he wasn't holding you up you would have fallen.

your hand instinctively wrapped around his hard cock, pumping in an attempt to please him. a quiet moan could be heard escaping his lips, that were molded together with yours, sending a long satistying shiver down your spine. i need him in you now.

" i need you." you said in between kisses.

" i'm glad you said that ma i need you too my dick hard." he said as a smile crept up on his face.

and with that he pulled his pants up and picked you up, carrying you to his room. when we reached your destination, he threw you on his bed and began stripping.

starting with his shirt, then his pants, then his boxers. you both kept eye contact as you began to get undressed with him taking off your shirt along with your push up bra.

when you both were done, he crawled up between your legs pushing you up on the bed. he once again connected your lips as he moved one of his hands to your breast. he squeezed and rolled your hard nipple earning soft moans from you.

you started to whine, letting him know that you can't wait any longer. a smirk draws across his face while he moves his hand down to your heat, collecting some of your juices on his finger, he stops kissing you and puts it in his mouth. he moaned lightly at the taste of you causing your hips to buck up at the sight.

he looked down and grabbed his dick and started rubbing it against your slit. pushing it a little to your clit, your legs shook. you're so wet that he accidentally slid in hard, slamming into you, causing him to groan at the pleasure.

" you're still so tight fuck ma." he said in a low whisper. you moaned in response his pace started off slow but then soon quickened as his heavy breaths you felt in the crook of your neck. his thrusting grew harder. the bed creaked and rocked with his and yours movements.

" u-uh yess!." you moaned. it feels so good his grunts fill the room along with your moans.

" fuck ma you been givin my pussy..?" he whispered groaning at the end of his sentence.

you shake your no.

" words mama." he groaned.

" no o-ohh fuck." you gained the confidence too say no. he smack ass leaving a handprint thrusting into you kissing your cervix fasting into you even more making you moan.

" tell me, who does this pussy belong to?" he said while lifting your legs up by his shoulders, fucking you deeper.

*yesss kinggg Imfaooo ignore this.*

" y-you." you barely got out in between your panting and loud moans.

" louder." he demanded.

"y-you suguru you suguru FUCKK.! u-uhh so deep..!" you ended up screaming, causing him to smirk.

" mhm." was all he said.

" fuck. f-faster." you said wanting more. his pace quickened from what it was before as all you could hear was his and yours skin slapping together.

" n-nugh!" you screamed. he was so deep and big he filled you up kissing your cervix once again

" s-shit.!" your back arched as your felt your orgasm forming.

" i-im gonna c-cum!" he stopped causing you to whimper.

" no.. fuck why suguru..?" you whined. he didn't answer but instead flipped you over to where your ass was up in the air and your back was arched. face in the comforter.

suddenly there was a sting on your ass cheek. smack. the skin on skin contact of his hand colliding with your plump ass made you moan.

" you like that." he said with a smile forming on his face.

smack another hard slap echoing throughout the room, the sound bouncing off the walls. you moaned again, this time a little louder. without warning he slammed his dick back into your soaking wet pussy making you scream at the sudden pressure.

his thrusting was quick and hard just like before. your pussy throbbed. your ass slapped against his front, reddening your cheeks smack.

" ooh fuck!"

it feels too good smack. he continued his thrusting that soon became irregular and uneven, getting even more sloppy. he was close and so was you.

" cum for me ma. cum all over my dick mamas." you couldn't hold on anymore. your orgasm ripped through you like a tidal wave, but he didn't stop.

" ahh! f-fuck! fuck suguruuu!" his dick twitched inside you.

" mmm." he hummed.

" scream my name again." he said, his breath being just as scattered as his thrusts.

" suguru!" you screamed moaning right after.

" f-fuck ma..!" he stopped deep in you, filling you up with his hot spurts of cum. you shook and screamed into the comforter. you both stayed in that position catching your breaths for a few minutes and then he pulled out.

he cleaned up and then you both laid in his bed talking for about an hour until you finally decided to get dressed and head home. he stopped you right outside his front door by grabbing your waist and pulling you into a kiss slapping your sensitive ass making you yelled out a yelp. he broke it off and tilted your head up to look at him looking him in his dark purple eyes.

" come back anytime you'd like and we can do this again ma." he winked at you but being all serious and then disappeared back into his house.

the drive home was silent. you didn't listen to any music, you just sat there thinking...

𖣂 KANYEREALDAUGHTER SPEAKS - *reposted* sorry for any errors.!

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[purplexyellow]

HE SAID THE THING

[apollos-boyfriend]

fun fact there's a pretty sizable area under the greater smp just absolutely INFESTED with mushrooms. like i have never seen so many of these spread so far before

[stormbreaker101]

HEY @styck-figure MY PREV

PUT A DIABOLICAL CHERRY ON TOP OF THIS ANGST SUNDAE WHY DONT YOU

purple’s birthday should be the same day gold died. yk.

[juliussilver25]

Silver Odyssey: The Beginning

The Silver Collective is known around the world for being a Baseball powerhouse. Number 17 Dean is both the Captain and Owner.

Also a lover of American football Dean founded a silver team.

Over time, Dean continued to expand his silver teams investing in golfers, swimmers, weight lifters and an ice hockey team.

The Silver Collective has attracted many fans among the ranks of the police and the astronaut core who wear their team color silver proudly whenever they can.

The Crew of Explorer 1 is on a deep space mission looking for life on other planets.

The ship’s sound system is playing a beamed broadcast of the final game of the World Series. The series is tied at three. This is make or break day for team Silver. The crew had arranged before the mission began that their uniforms would be silver in support of their team and they brought a picture of the team to hang on a wall.

In middle of the Series broadcast John speaks: “Captain our instruments are picking up an anomaly in sector 39A. Some kind of pulse”

“Is there a pattern to it, John?”

“There seems to be but I can’t make it out.”

“Let’s investigate. Take us to sector 39A.”

No one disconnects the broadcast of the game while doing their work. Each grabs a quick snippet of the game when they can.

Upon arrival in the sector the team finds what looks like a giant spiral among the stars. It is absorbing everything around it.

“Don’t take us in to close John.”

“Yes, Captain.”

“John, come take a look at it through the view screen. It is unlike anything I have ever seen. It is beautiful.”

Moving closer to the screen the Captain and John look in awe.

“Cap., this is so exciting. To be the first to discover whatever this is.”

The Captain does not respond. He is staring vacantly at the spiral out in space.

Without moving his eyes from the screen, John continues. “Cap. What doooooo youuuuuu cooooooommmmmaaaaaannnnnndddddddd”

The cockpit goes silent, except for the baseball broadcast, with both men staring at the spiral. In their minds they hear a repeating pulse. Slowly words are heard within the pulse. Join, submit, obey, join, submit, obey. The words become louder and clearer. JOIN, SUBMIT, OBEY, JOIN, SUBMIT, OBEY.

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the crew, the ship is being drawn in closer and closer to the spiral heading straight to the convergence point. As the ship draws closer, the spiral seems to envelop both men going deeper and deeper into their consciousness while continuing to draw in the ship. The spiral begins to spin faintly in the men's eyes. Brighter and brighter each second.

Ship and crew go deeper and deeper and deeper. All the time the pulse continues, join, submit, obey.

As the astronauts and spiral join a loud roar comes through the speakers as Team Silver wins the series and the Commissioner’s Trophy. Subconsciously the astronauts hearts and minds jump for joy for silver at the exact moment that the spiral takes total control of them. Fusing silver and spiral together. The men become one with the spiral and accept their new purpose to submit and obey as the spiral identifies itself with the joy and love of silver.

The spiral surrounding the ship becomes silver. Both men, now with full silver spiral eyes, begin chanting: “join, submit, OBEY SILVER, join, submit, OBEY SILVER, join, submit, OBEY SILVER!”

The rest of the crew, who had also been watching the spiral from their stations, begin to stand and make their way to the bridge also chanting: “Join, submit, OBEY SILVER!”

Without warning, the ship lurches forward, pulled by an unseen force deeper into the spiral’s core. Alarms blare as the crew stand like zombies staring at the spiral in the viewfinder.

As the ship spins deeper and deeper into the spiral, the men hear the spiral’s voice growing clearer, more demanding. “You will serve the Silver Spiral. You will spread our message. You will conquer in our name. Join, Submit, OBEY SILVER!”

The men’s chests swell with pride and a newfound purpose as they repeat out loud the mantra "Join, Submit, OBEY SILVER!". The Silver Collective’s anthem is repeated over and over, a tune of victory and unity. They are no longer just explorers; they are soldiers in a cosmic crusade.

As the spiral’s light dims, the ship’s systems stabilize. The crew look around with a sense of resolve and purpose. They have crossed a threshold, and there is no turning back. The Captain turns to John, his voice firm. “Search out the nearest inhabited planet. We have a mission to fulfill.”

The ship leaps into hyperspace, leaving the spiral behind. But the light of the spiral remains within them in the backs of the eyes, a constant reminder of their new allegiance. As they streak through the stars, the men of Explorer 1 know that they are no longer just fans of Team Silver; they are the vanguard of the Silver Spiral, ready to conquer new worlds in its name.

Days turn into weeks, the hum of the engines a backdrop to their silent contemplation. Finally, the ship's computer identifies a planet that matches their search parameters: Earth-like, abundant in resources, and most importantly, inhabited only by males. They name the planet Andronia.

The scans reveal a civilization similar to 20th century earth. The perfect candidates for conversion. Cloaking their ship, Captain gives the order to land.

They descend through the clouds, the planet's gravity tugging at them like a child eager to embrace its new parents. The ship touches down gently in a lush valley, surrounded by towering trees and a babbling brook.

The ships crew gather their gear the silver spiral in their eyes gleaming.

In the cover of darkness, they set to work. The crew, now fully devoted to the silver spiral, construct a base with precision and speed. It grows beneath the foliage in a cave they construct, a silver bastion of technology, blending into the natural landscape like a chameleon. They work tirelessly, driven by the silver spiral's will.

[storkmuffin]

The Magic of Yungi (?!?!)

Essay I didn't mean to write

Comparing Mingi and Yunho's Korean Speech Patterns.

@fayet you said: I'd love to hear more about Yunho, because as a non-korean speaking person his language always sounds very proper to me, and they use him for MCs duties a lot (which he does beautifully, but again - a lot of what they actually say gets lost in translation), so I always thought he might have been trained to speak some sort of standard korean. And on the other hand I'd love to hear more about Mingi, because just from listening (again as a non-korean speaker) to him I find his way of speaking somehow odd? I can't put my finger on it, but there's something in the way he speaks that confuses me, especially compared to Yunho. But aren't they roughly from the same area and have known each other for a long time? It confuses me., and I'd love to have someone explain!

Is it just me, or does it happen to anyone else that when you sit and carefully listen to someone without the ability to interrupt them, you fall in love with them a little bit? Anyone? OK maybe it's just me. (This request made me listen to Yunho very closely for the first time in one of his Lives and goddamn it I can not be crushing out on this many people at the same time, I am a grown up).

But in any case!

I am not a linguist, Korean language expert, vocal coach or any of that, but I found that you were actually spot on about how oddly both of them speak in their different performance personae!

Yunho has a TV MC persona and a "real self" persona he does on his Lives. I don't know if it's audible to a non-native speaker but Yunho's TV MC Persona sounds like the older brother to the Real Self Persona - related, similiar, shares the same parents and nearly the same inflections but with very different orientations. Mingi has the Fix-On Rapper persona and the persona I'm going to call The Unfixed, and these don't seem related in any way because everything about how he speaks abruptly changes.

Yunho first, since he's the one that most interests you.

One of the things that is very prominent about Yunho to me is (ironically) his quiet competence in so many different areas. For instance, he's beautiful, like all of them are, but his beauty is quiet. He's not as kewpie-doll pretty as HongJoong, his bone structure isn't as insistent as Wooyoung's, he doesn't give off the ooh-a-dark-vampire-does-he-wanna-fuck-me-or-kill-me aura that Mingi and Seongwha can put out, and so on. He's a terrific dancer, but he doesn't have San's surreal present build or way of moving like he's going to rip out of his clothes. He is actually a backbone vocalist of this group, but Wooyoung takes a lot of the kill parts, and Jongho just bulldozes over everyone else, in addition to which he blends a little too well with Seonghwa and Yeosang to my ears. This isn't meant to disparage him in any way - it's not necessarily the flashiest performer that's the most poweful. He seems, in his activities in this group, reserved. He's taken, in a slightly different direction than Seonghwa, the role of being a mostly stabilizing, pacifying character, in contrast to the others who actively 'act out.' (I would include the leader HongJoong as one of the ferals).

By the same token, Yunho's way of acting out the very standard, very strict 'Korean TV Emcee' way of speaking is also quietly competent. He's so good at it, in fact, that it sounds almost natural, like he might talk this way all the time. The thing is, the Korean TV host way of speaking is very strictly regimented. There's both a pronunciation element and a vocalization element to 'talking like the host' for broadcasts.

Vocalization first: Just from the opening sequence for this, you can hear both Yunho and Jongho "singing" their words, very consciously. Nobody in Korean normal speech puts this much tonal variation in their sentences.

호빵 윤호 is how Yunho introduces himself, and he's basically, for all intents and purpses, singing. 호 and 빵 are the same note with the same time-value, and 윤 is a different note from 호 and 빵, and then he puts a fade out to the final 호 syllable of his name, lowering it a bit as he 'fades it out'. He also counts before he starts speaking, to cue Jongho. Jongho does the same thing, calling himself 찐빵 종호. Jongho being a singer manages to sing the syllables 찐 and 빵 to match what Yunho does with 호 and 빵 but he can't sustain his breath or his conviction long enough to do the same fade out on saying his actual name. He just stops singing and says 종호입니다 instead of singing it.

They put the actual line that Yunho is reading in green front at the 0:47 mark, and if you listen along to each syllable, you can probably hear that he's still singing, and it's musical because there's also a deliberately calculated between 생명이 움트는 계절 봄을 and 앞두고. He's controlling his breath to ensure evenness of vocal delivery, as well as to avoid being monotone. This is necessary because the song that Korean MCs have to sing is a friendly one, and men need to stay in this tenor range, without vocal fry, overly deep or booming bass notes, with an energized (but not frenetic) bounce to sound engaged.

And now the pronunciation element: My pet theory is that Korean is spoken with the lips and the front of the palate, just behind the teeth, whereas English is located further inside the mouth. If you don't consciously seek to push the frontal part of your speaking apparatus into action, you can end up with what Koreans will feel is slurred (어눌한) pronunciation. Yunho has very precise, clean Korean pronunciation because he's never not engaging this frontal apparatus. (I am increasingly sure linguists and vocal coaches are going to have professional terms for this sort of thing that I am just making up as I go).

Furthermore, I think Yunho is a really fast thinker. He's able to edit out and suppress the usual mouth sounds humans make in casual speech - sighs, giggling, smacking, ums, ahs, err's (or in Korean, 어, 아, 그니까, 저, 음) - which then lets the thing he needs to say come through like a smooth string of pearls. You have to be really smart to do this, and I have no problem praising this specific type of intelligence, because I have it too.

However! When he's not deliberately 'playing at being MC' both his vocalization as well as pronunciation change a bit, because he obviously doesn't sing anymore, and he engages the back of his throat more. He scrapes at his throat, engages in vocal fry, and allows himself a few 음s, a few giggles and sighs, and lets himself make these human sounds as he decides what he wants to say. He smacks his lips a lot when he's not being MC, so that's a natural habit he's consciously suppressing during his MC roles.

When he's talking to Atiny in a Live, he will also use more natural speech choices of saying things like 그렇다구 as opposed to 그렇다고. The difference between ㅜ and ㅗ is that things like 그랬구~ 했구~ 좋구~ 보구~ sound friendly and informal and warm, but 그랬고, 했고, 좋고, 보고 are grammatically correct and precise, and sound more professional. When you extend out the vowel in ~구, it sounds friendly, whereas if you extend out the vowel in ~고 it sounds corrective, like you're ramping up to a diatribe. Nevertheless, Yunho never slurs his words. He never swallows or chews his sounds, and like I said, he sings less when he's just chatting, but he is also never monotone.

The deliberate and sustained practice he must have done (possibly with formal training) to talk in this MC-newscaster way has in all likelihood permanently braced in his pronunciation such that it will always retain the clarity that you are able to hear even inf you're not a native speaker of Korean.

Moving on to Mingi!

Mingi has a line in the song that he speaks in Arriba right before the 'Fix On' that brings on his uh, Fixed On persona. Sorry for how huge this screen cap is but I am not used to making recordings with my phone.

Anyway, Mingi's line is this:

야 애들아 진짜 재밌었어 나 가 볼테니깐 재밌게 놀아아 돼, 알겠지?

But the way he pronounces it, as 'himself' perhaps or at least, the Unfixed, sounds close to a speech impediment. This is definitely 어눌한 (slurred) pronunciation.

Assuming everybody who reads this can at least sound out Korean, this is how Mingi sounds to me:

야 에에드와 지짜 재미써써 나 가 보테이깡 재미께 노아야대에 아게찌?

He's just swallowing and dribbling away syllables all over the place. I honestly thought he must've been raised abroad, and turned into one of those Korean boys I see a lot (and for some reason it's usually boys?) who can pronounce neither language properly, whose grammer is always a bit off in both languages. What a shock that he was Korean born and raised!

BUT THEN, the Fix On! apparently is the thing that fully engages that frontal palate, soft palate, I don't know what the words are - the front of the mouth mechanisms I was talking about, because his pronunciation when he's rapping is diction out of this world. It actually veers over to the other extreme - it's too sharp.

When he's talking on Lives though, Mingi engages his mouth apparatus in a way that is significantly different from Yunho. They're both speaking Seoul Standard Korean - Maybe I just can't hear whatever native dialect their parents may have given them (especially Yunho, assuming his parents speak in the Joella dialect) but it sounds very Seoul to me. Mingi speaks from deep in his throat. So his sounds are coming from deeper in his mouth than Yunho. His ㅋ and ㄱ and ㅌ sounds are almost at where the R sounds come from in German and French. 특히 for example, which he says here, sounds 'spat out' from inside his throat, because he puts such an emphasis on the ㄱ sound in 특, that the ㅎ of 히 remains trapped back there, so it comes out 틐키 rather than 특 from just behind the teeth and 히 as a separate exhalation of air. That's why he sounds so different from Yunho. I think if asked, older people would say Yunho speaks accurately and would slightly disparage Mingi by saying he just 툭툭 뱉어 (spits his consonants). But that spit-out-consonants effect comes from barely moving Mingi his lips and making most of his sounds from the back of his throat. If you look at the tension that Yunho retains in his cheeks as his speaks, you can see how hang-dog Mingi is, because he's relying on his throat, rather than his facial muscles, to say Korean words.

This is a slightly childish, or maybe child-like way of speaking. It's definitely unpolished. And that's a very uh, heart-affecting way for someone who looks like Mingi, who looks like he has all the plans, all the urges, will stop at nothing, and is also a goddamn Calvin Klein underwear model, to speak! It makes everything he says sound SO solemn and sincere, like a little kid explaining his homework to you because he truly believes his answers on the little piece of paper really, truly matter. It makes him unexpectedly very cute.

By the way, at 12:16 of Yunho's live above, he advises showering with goggles if the Atiny listening get scared that they might have a ghost in the shower with them. Did anyone who isn't Korean understand that at all? I can explain if necessary, but this essay is now too long. I will just say - It was so fucking deadpan but he is absolutely just as weird as Mingi and JUST AS SOLEMN about how funny he is. No wonder they're best friends! And it really sealed my fate. Wooyoung is Seonghwa is Mingi is San is now Yunho to me. What is going on!??!?

[yourmotherst8es]

:3

long ass intro!

it appears youve made it to the spot on the internet where i live. welcome! make yourself comfortable if you plan on staying!

'round here im known as many things. Cassie, Carson, Ezra, Toes, Evil, Slime... call me what youd like :)

im not the brightest crayon in the box, so if youre tryin to tell me somethin, make it VERY CLEAR. you may have to speak to me as if im a small child (/j however i may come off as childish sometimes)

i am a casual enjoyer of saturated colors and mainstream rap.

however, you must not be fooled, silly human.

i have only a small part of my blood pusher for such music, for i prefer many other kinds.

#1 bro hater, #1 dirk lover

as for "kinning" as you people call it, i have a small list

karkat

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blitzo

serial designation n

every moth on earth

my hobbies include

being extremely silly

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people i fw!

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the list may grow..

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oh yeah and im a selfshipper so dni if you dont like that (BOOOOOO LAMEEEEEE)

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i am a fetus in the black mold family, which consists of

gamzee - father

voparwave - mother

and my siblings;

pizza

grass

nest

SENTRY 95

hellium

loops

grandaddy purp

villian

clownkid

bird

and slime, me

we have pets aswell

egg blood

dead fish (is dead)

gamzee turtle

zizzles

sertraline

we live in a lovely neighborhood called horny road, and have many lovely neighbors.

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sideblogs:

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latest update on this: feb. 26, 2025

[apollos-boyfriend]

definitely to some extent! the thing about cpurpled is that yeah, he is just a kid, but i feel like analyzing him in just that light can be a bit diminishing. other older characters had similar destructive and emotionally charged reactions, and i think purpled's story stays very much the same without bringing his age into question. while purpled's age is definitely a factor in his emotional maturity to a certain extent, his actions would've been the same no matter his age.

which isn't to say they're still not parallels! with all you mentioned above, but also how purpled's reaction is more tied to quackity's lessons. slime deconstructs and brings into questions quackity's teachings, while purpled takes them at face-value and weaponizes them against him. slime's character grows while purpled's regresses. slime clearly sees that. purpled does not.

i wouldn't say purpled isn't projecting onto slime slightly, there's definitely some of that with the themes of manipulation and autonomy, but i think the core reason he calls slime a child is because he genuinely does not and never has seen slime as his own person. from their first meeting, purpled doesn't treat slime as an equal, much less an adult. he talks to slime like how one would a pet or small child, and jumps to the conclusion that slime must be working for someone, never once considering slime could have his own agency.

purpled really exists to highlight the themes of infantilization (and dehumanization) in slime's story, i think. he's not at all subtle about it, driving the nail into the coffin by calling slime quackity's son. to him, slime has no agency. he is not a person, but a concept, be it quackity's pet or son or object. like i said, while i do think there's definitely some projecting of purpled's issues with manipulation/being used, i think the bigger factor at play is how purpled does not see slime as a person, as that's what leads to his death in the final scene. he underestimated and infantilized slime, and it killed him.

c!slime and c!purpled are actually really interesting narrative parallels when it comes to how they confront c!quackity in the finale in a way that benefits both of their characterization greatly

slime confronts him one on one, as adults, he stays calm and collected for the most part and is very transparent about the ways quackity has hurt not only slime, but himself as well

purpled lashes out in any way he possibly can, because he's a scared teenager who had his home ripped away from him and he believes hurting quackity will make his own hurt go away

slime sees right through purpled's attempt to manipulate him and sees him for what he really is, an angry and bitter child.

[todays-xkcd]

When speaking out loud, you can can call it the 'Perseids meatier shower' and no one will ever know. (If you do get caught somehow, just tell them to Google the 'Kentucky meat shower' and that will distract them while you escape.)

Perseids Pronunciation [Explained]

Transcript Under The Cut

[A two column chart, entitled:]

How to Pronounce The Name Of The Perseids Meteor Shower.

Generally Accepted: PER-seed-ids, PURSE-yids.

Also Heard Sometimes: Per-SEE-ids, Per-SAY-ids.

Generally Frowned Upon: Per-SIDES, Per-ZAY-uds, PER-suds.

DEFINITELY Wrong: Perky-ids, Pewpewpews, Per-say-says, Percies, Purps, Pepsids, Peeps.

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@ask-thebluecrown - He of blight

@askthe-yellowcrown - She of hunger

@ask-thepurplecrown - They of might

@the-sleepydragon - She of sleep

@ask-theredcrown - He who puts a soul to rest

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About creator: (plus mod beef lore)

I speak like this

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Same

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