#punk-granola

[missn00tson]

H.O.B.I.E B.R.O.W.N

H.oly shit he's hot

O.h my fuckn god he's hot

B.ESTiE THAT FUCKERS FINE

I.M LITERRALY DYING MARRY ME

E.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

B.ro I cannot take MY EYES OFF HIM

R.espectfully, PLEASE

O.hmypleasecanyoubemy-mi-m-pleasssse?

W.OW! LOOK AT ALL THAT MANNNNN

N- I would say foul things that include solids, liquids and my hol- mouth. But I shan't for the sanity.

[karmaphone]

anyways I think we can tie the lack of new subcultures* to the fact that nobody has any free time anymore, and what free time they have is spent digitally instead of Creating

[folkpunk]

i luv my mirror 🛹📀🌿🌍

[butchsnoopyy]

i feel like a big part of accepting my gender identity has been realizing im just some punk guy

[ungulatejunction]

Posterity

Newcastle, Benwell, 2023 March 4th.

[intertexts-moving]

pretty sure kd lang's ingenue and eric clapton best hits compilations organically spawn in thrift and antique stores. like thats their biome its their natural habitat.

[howdoesagrapewrites]

𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫

Cw: I'll use the canon ages for this piece, but this is not the case for all my work, gender neutral reader, may be kinda masc aligned, pre-atsv movie, no proofread, fluff, found family?

Hobie Brown x hispanic!punk!reader & Gwen Stacy (platonic)

It was the early morning, specks of not-so-warm sun would creep to your face and wake you up, Hobie was laying beside you, you didn't try to wake him up, you might as well try to wake up a rock. Hobie was a much heavier sleeper since his spidey senses kicked in, relaxing now that he had a clearer notion of danger, however, your spider senses did the opposite, leaving you alert at all times. You stretched, like a cat, groaning as you sensed the sleep wash off your body and put on sweatpants to go into the kitchen, you'd probably return to bed after eating, it had been almost a month since you were home. Almost a month listening to Miguel tell you that your mission was to "observe and report" an anomaly that may or may not happen. Almost a month of wanting to call off Miguel on his bullshit, for one, having the lamest most half-assed theory of what's "canon" and two, for giving you a boring job away from home.

As you set foot in your kitchen, you saw an unfamiliar figure, you put on a battle stance, who was this person? Why didn't your spidey senses warned you? Were you that tired? You examined how to proceed, the intruder seemed rather small, but you've seen some shit in the spider society and know that age or even species should not be a reason to underestimate your opponent, they were standing still next to the open pantry, they heard you, you run to them in an offensive stance, ready to fight, but she backs down, panics, and apologizes, you feel like a brick was comedically thrown your way as you realize you were about to throw hands with a sixteen year old.

"Ay, mija, I'm sorry-" you blurt out when she explains Hobie let her stay here, and she was also part of the spider society

"Do you think I can eat something? There's a lot of jars in here but I don't know what are they" she asked, still hesitantly

"Yeah, we have yogurt, fruit, granola, eggs"

Gwen accepted the granola, she had thought that Hobie would live off instant ramen or anything of that sorts. As you quietly shared breakfast with (a tense) Gwen, Hobie came into the living room and threw a shirt your way, you were very grateful as you were topless because you couldn't find you pajama shirt this morning (later saw Gwen was wearing it).

Hobie yawned loudly and opened his eyes widely remembering he forgot to introduce you two

"aye crap- forgot you were back, y/n, this' Gwen, 'been letting her crash for a few days"

You side eyed him, playfully feigning an angry expression before eating another bite of breakfast and ignoring him

Your guest saw this interaction and started stimming a bit

"Mornin' Hobie, I- I'm sure I can crash at Peter's or someone else's place tomorrow now that Y/N came back, thank you for letting me stay here" she tried to seem unbothered but it didn't really work

"No, no, I don't mind you staying here, I was just annoyed that this moron Hobie didn't told me and let me scare you this morning, you really can stay as long as you need"

Hobie hugged you from behind and kissed your cheek "no need to get aggressive, luv"

Gwen Stacy had went through a lot. A lot. Losing her best friend, a rather... Difficult relationship with her father, being technically a wanted criminal, but on top of that and more, Gwen was homeless, literally and emotionally.

She saw how some spiders were able to live a let's call it "normal" life, Peter B. Parker being a father, Hobie Brown having a stable relationship, Jessica Drew with a baby on the way, but there were others, Miguel, Peni, and maybe, her, Gwen really thought that she was one of those spidermans that had to fly solo, fight alone, after Peter's passing, she was sure she didn't want "distractions", but then Miles came along, and now he was lost too.

She was grateful for both you and Hobie housing her, and looking out for her, and even if she didn't want to admit it, you gave her a home again. The playful banter, the food waiting for them at home after a concert, your smile in the crowd cheering for both of them, the nicknames, the sleepovers with Pavitr, she had friends again, you and Hobie took the role of older siblings to her and Pav, even when Hobie was a force of chaos, he never badly endangered any of his loved ones.

Gwen was a little shy to admit how natural the domestic dynamic felt, like now, with her accompanying you to get "groceries", you talked the whole way walking across the grafitti filled streets, until getting to an abandoned building, not that she wasn't acquaintanced with crusty old sketchy buildings already (living with you two) but this was no supermarket.

"It doesn't look like there's groceries in here" she said with a quirked brow

"Just you wait" you responded as the door was opened and you said hi to the people inside, she waved back to the strangers that seemed to welcome you two, it was an odd crowd, but weren't all crowds odd? People of all ages, ranging from infants playing, to elders in battle jackets with antifa imagery. There were large windows that let the sun light up the place, this was probably a mansion in its glory days, multiple pots with different herbs and flowers were hanged in the walls, and a big open gate that showed the garden, with a small chicken coop and full of colorful and lively crops of vegetables and fruit trees.

"Ready to shop?" You asked with a toothy smile

"What?" Gwen followed you to the garden

You handed her a basket "Take what you'll eat, I'll get mine and Hobie's food"

"Like... Just take it?"

"Yep, take what you'll need, no more, no less, if you want eggs, they're inside, trust me, you don't want to get in that coop, el gallo is a fucking menace"

She took some fruits and other goods, you handed a lady another basket and then left with Gwen

"Did we just got all this for free?" The blonde asked staring at the basket full of food and ingredients

"Not really, I made a basket of pan de pascua and a pot of ropa vieja"

"Oh, so is like a trade, that makes more sense"

"I mean, if you ain't got nothing you can still take, you can also help around the garden and stuff. You see, Gwen, you can't be an anarchist if you don't give a shit about the people around you, the people in need. In a world like this, kindness is revolutionary."

Maybe Gwen was starting to understand a lot more than her canon had prepared for her.

[bumblebeebats]

The greatest philosophical puzzle of our age is "how to pick a cool outfit for a punk show that looks good but is also suitable for both the sub-zero void of space (a.k.a. the shitty little alley behind the venue where they make you wait for half an hour before you get in) and the humid pits of hell (a.k.a. inside w/200 people) and also won't be too sore on my wee feetsies and also includes a secure place to store my phone and my money and secret pouch of water and a granola bar for when my blood sugar gets too low mid-show"

[unbranded-chaos]

are

you going

to eat

that crazy food?

can i please

have some of

it too?

oh i hope

that it

does not

give you indigestion

that

was once

a

true phantasy of mine.

———

SHUCKS ITS FUSSING BONKERS AT THE FARMERS MARKET

WE DROVE THE GOSH DANG JEEP AND THERES NO PLACE TO PARK IT

WHAT THE FUSS

CUSS

CHECK OUT THAT

LAZY

DUDE WITH ALL THAT

CRAZY FOOD

Handing ample samples out to known customers

Fussing find thag punk if shucks ever gets dire gosh dang he’s superman!

who the hecks his supplier?

RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL LET DOWN YOUR SPAGHETTI

seriously though

he’s packing chow like confetti?

READY?

shucks uhm

Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi chai Seitan pot pie, marbled rye Bedhi’d black eyed peas, bing cherries Chioggia beets, hold the meats, gooseberries Cayenne chestnut, chia, coconut, custard Dahlia dates, saffron, dijon mustard (YOU’RE FLUSTERED!!!!) Durian, curry, kale, kasava Clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava Garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root Jalapeños, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit Lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi Juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi Papaya, papalo, marigold, mango Oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo, Kiwi, catnip, carolina reaper, Egusi, icaco(why cant this be cheaper??), Poppies, asparagus, Queen Anne’s carrots Broccoli, a gac,

and thatsll take care of us

YOU HAVE MORE???

WHERE FOURTH DOES THOUST OBTAIN SUCH CRAZY FOOD THOU CRAZY FUSS????

COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA

POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA

RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA

ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA

AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES

WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES

PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY

Almost seems like this should be illegal.

(Will these even FIT in the veichle???)

…

…

WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB

TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD

BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO

BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (😨)

CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA

KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS

LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER

GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER

APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH

PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH

SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO

SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO

YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA

CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA

PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE

GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE

THYME STRAWBERRY

PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY

MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA

ARGYREIA NERVOSA

CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS

What's with the HEMLOCKS?!

BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR

TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER

SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI

AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY

PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS

CELASTRUS PANICULATUS

KOMBUCHA AND ORANGES.

Cash only?! Uhhhhh nevermind.

(something idk)

Guess who!!!!

hmmmm

i think it’s akaru, apollo, lea, or asher !!

also this looks like this was entirely typed by hand you good? /silly

[mysticstarlightduck]

Unorthodox Ship Dynamic Tag!

Rules: Come up with five unorthodox, overly specific, or niche dynamics for one of your ships. You can do all of them based on the same ship, or pick a different one for each, or somewhere in between.

I'll go with the main ships from Supernova Initiative!

SUPERNOVA INITIATIVE

Jack & Lyorna

His basic diet consists of the space equivalent of choccy milk and dino nuggets at 25 years old X Essentially the galaxy's health and wellness guru- thinks trail mix and granola bars are a valid dessert

Talks the most concerning, confusing gibberish in his sleep X Practically kickboxes while sleeping, moves far too much to be cuddled

Street urchin that hasn't met a Responsible Adult in the past fifteen years X Her Parents' Little Princess

Legitmatelly thinks fruit loops have color-coded tastes and for some reason likes soggy cereal X Has an uncanny resistance to caffeine - will fall asleep after chugging a whole mug of coffee

Deimos & Vesper

Chugs 3 bottles of energy drinks while pulling an all-nighter to play old videogames X Has surgical precision when it comes to going to sleep and waking up

Will implode at the mere thought of being imperfect at anything X Gives exactly 0 fucks what others think of her

'Self Love?' I never heard of it X Will stab a bitch if someone talks crap about her

Cassiopeia & Artemis

Hyperactive, genius teenager that cannot be left unsupervised without Chaos ensuing X Depressed Hot Topic wannabe

Will listen to Punk Rock or Pop Punk at 2AM on full blast X Has the music taste of a 90-year-old man

"Someone Will Die" X "- OF FUN!"

Refuses to buy new clothes unless forcibly dragged to the store X Impeccable style (indie/grunge, but make it outer space) + large collection of black nail polish and eyeliners

Gabi & Elysia

Deals with frustration just as well as a pressure cooker left on the stove for too long X Has never been anything other than the embodiment of chill

Essentially raised by the Space-Version of Joel from TLOU... or John Wick. X Has the most fucked up family but refuses to acknowledge it for her sanity

"I HAVE THE POWER OF MY FISTS AND ANIME ON MY SIDE" X Too done with life to give a damn, is amused though

Noctus & Aleks

Pragmatic rule-follower who just wanted one chill mission - X Is a Menace to Society who is effortlessly sassy and occasionally petty

Has not a single clue what a Sense of Humor is X Makes "deez nuts" level jokes and loves shitty puns

Regrets everything that led him to this situation X Regrets NOTHING and will do it all again if prompted

Tagging (gently): @sleepy-night-child, @kaylinalexanderbooks, @smol-feralgremlin, @oh-no-another-idea, @littleladymab,

@winterandwords, @cowboybrunch, @eccaiia, @sarahlizziewrites, @illarian-rambling

@agirlandherquill, @anoelleart

@leave-her-a-tome, @writernopal, @anyablackwood, @unstablewifiaccess, @forthesanityofstorytellers

@i-can-even-burn-salad, @cakeinthevoid

@lassiesandiego, @thepeculiarbird, @clairelsonao3, @memento-morri-writes, @starlit-hopes-and-dreams, @the-golden-comet, @urnumber1star and OPEN TAG

[rasalgethi-herculis]

I've been thinking about how I don't much align with the term hippie lately. I think I am more granola punk. Punk to me means direct action that seeks to dismantle the consumerist mindset within the capitalist system while building stronger communities at the same time. This is what I mean:

- Takes a wilderness first responder class to be able to take care of others in the backcountry

- Gets their clothes and equipment secondhand when they can.

- Who needs to buy a new bike rack when you have ratchet straps and an old rug that you can put on top of your car?

- "I survived icicle jarts!" Winter carnival 2024

- Keeping a stash of food in the bear can in your car for yourself or hungry passengers

- Getting trained and keeping narcan with you because you never know when you will need it

- Wearing the puffy from when your mother was a teen because it fits and is warm in the winter

- Having about two outfits in the summer because you live in swimsuits for going to the river that's at a public park.

- Buying local when you can, going to the farmers market, working to save money for a farm share for next year

- Sending letters to your significant other as they work in a remote location for the summer.

- Hiking 3+ miles in the woods to see your significant other on weekends when you are off work so you can build your connection to them and nature

- Attending the weekly ceasefire letter writing campaign at the local library

- Learning how to make a traditional bread recipe after looking at art in the library sent over by Ukrainian children

- Working for a non-profit that seeks to increase community in a very rural area through writing and art

- Car camping instead of renting an Airbnb

- Fixing your own car with friends who are mechanics so you can learn.

- Repairing your shoes

- Identifying migratory birds and reporting it for the yearly data

- Having a knife on you at all times because it really is useful for so many things

- Your honors' cord for your Outdoor Studies minor is braided paracord so you keep it with you in the backcountry

- Getting your Water Safety Instructor Certification so you can start to build an aquatics program in an area where people often recreate around water so they can do it safely

Am I on something here? Is there a community like this that exists already? Does it have a name? There's a small town element to it, but that's not quite it. Feels hearty. Like it sticks to your bones.

[artzychic27]

This post! Science Kids Edition

Aurore: Straight Hair, Straight A’s, But She Ain’t Straight

She/Her Disaster Lesbian

Your classic closeted lesbian who sneaks out with her squad to go to pride under the guise of going to SAT prep

Her brother also comes up with clever cover stories

She gets a little… Wild

This is the one month out of the year where she doesn’t have to be the mom friend, and she makes it everyone’s problem

This girl will run through glitter, drink a ton of soda, and go on stage with drag queens and kings… And she has

It’s important to keep her on a leash

Aurore has punched a TERF and she’ll do it again!

Wears all of the lesbian flag print stuff she can find and SLAYS

Every time Aurore slaps a homophobe, a lesbian gets a girlfriend

Has a secret lgbtqia+ Instagram account. It’s just a bunch of gay stuff

She lets Cosette and Marc do her makeup before every event

This girl is a total simp. Once, a tall girl with waist length hair walked by, and Aurore swore she saw a goddess

Drinks the most juice pouches and it keeps her wide awake

Alyssa Greene and Little Miss Perfect are her anthems

Kissing every girl she sees… With consent.

Mireille: If You A TERF, You Yonna Die

She/They Omnisexual Demigirl

Her singing voice?… Beautiful

She got invited by drag queens to sing on stage with them

Will carry you if you ask

His gotten into many fights with protestors

Now they bring rainbow boxing gloves just in case

Pride is Mireille’s time to shine!

They dress in suits, lip sync, and leave everyone simping

Aurore’s impulse control… Actually, everyone’s impulse control

Makes sure to supply snack bags

Always looking glamorous in their nine inch heels

She and Theo are half siblings who enjoy crushing gender roles

Blows glitter in protestors’ faces, does a hair flip, and sashays away

Every time Mireille hugs someone, a small trans boy gets gets his wings

She and Denise are the most responsible out of the class during Pride

Marc: A True Pride Icon

He/Him Gay & Genderfluid

Born on the first day of pride during a pride parade

Time to break out the ten inch platform boots

Beauty guru and goddex

Carries people on his shoulders (Mostly Nath)

High kicks the TERFs

Dyes his hair rainbow every year

He and Cosette are the only ones allowed to do anyone’s makeup after… The incident

He gets gifts from people. He’s not complaining

A proud Glamazon

Zoé’s partner in Punk Gayness

Every time Marc picks someone up, a gay guy gets elected into office

Taking names and breaking hearts

Everyone’s gay uncle

He will hold your hand and not even realize it

The Dykes on Bikes ADORE him

He eats SO MANY raisins

Not afraid to intimidate protesters with his height

Cosette: Dyes Its’ Hedgehog’s Quills Rainbow Every Year

She/They/It Demigirlflux Bisexual

To have your makeup done by Cosette is like receiving a kiss from an angel… Its good

Makeup is so on point that some drag queens have asked for tips

Keeps a backpack of emergency makeup. It’s Pride, everyone needs makeup

Always wears her hair in different styles every day

Dyes the white streaks in her hair pastel pink

Aurore’s soda dealer

Vogues like a boss

Rhythm Nation is the song it want playing at its funeral

Every time Cosette wows everyone with their makeup, an enby gets a cookie

Got a lesbian goddess to simp over them, and they won’t stop talking about it

Got some asshole arrested when he tried to roofie some poor girl. Turns out, he was a protester trying to “fix” an asexual

Has a makeup art Instagram and is nearly at 60K followers

Eats a lot of granola bars

Wears Zoé’s jacket when it gets cold

Zoé: MOVE! I’M VERY GAY!

She/He/They Sapphic

Has a shirt that says “Trans Boys Do It Better”

Sneakers no matter what

Wears so much She-Ra merch every year

She warded off protesters with her sword

Tags Audrey in posts just to fuck with her

Has been princess-carried by Cosette

And he wants to be carried again

Dyes her hair pink

Stole a motorcycle once with Aurore. And she’ll do it again

Sprays soda on TERFS

Every time Zoé flips her hair, a bisexual passes their math quiz

Takes a moment to pose with Marc and Jean for no reason

World’s greatest wingman

Rainbow Connection is her anthem

Has assisted in the beat down of a protester who hit Simon

Will buy a binder for you no matter the price

Jean: Theater Is… Very Gay

He/They Pansexual Demiromantic

Has mastered, “YAAAASSSS QUEEN!” when he was six

Cosplays with Reshma and Marc

The fan favorite was when he went as Black Widow

He has performed Broadway love ballads for a few lucky crowd members

All while in drag

Just a bit of a tease

Has gotten many fans over the years and was asked to perform with some drag queens who know his dad

Every time Jean belts a high note, Broadway gets just a little gayer

Supplies the energy drinks

Their mascara is *chef’s kiss* on point

Will kiss your hand

Hissed at someone when they wouldn’t leave Lacey alone

Like Marc, he also gets gifts from people

It totally doesn’t make Austin T jealous… Though, he has dipped Jean and kissed him before in front of a few of Jean’s admirers

Lacey: Taking Names, Kicking Ass & Eating Cake

She/Her Asexual Bi-Curious

She supplies the glitter bombs. You never know…

Wears a lot of sarcastic pride shirts

Ready to kick some TERF ass

Marc taught her how to walk in high heels

And in exchange, she taught him how to steal candy bars without getting caught

Somehow manages to climb to the top of parade floats without being seen

Wore a shit ton of sunscreen before she gave into Aurore’s pleading and bought an asexual print parasol

Can spot a drug in a drink from a mile away

She and Cosette have a bet going on. Whoever can beat up the most assholes trying to drug asexuals by the end of the parade gets fifty euros

Has choked a TERF with her asexual flag

She carries a lot of sweets in her bag

Every time Lacey runs through a public area screaming “I’M ACE!” An asexual gets a cupcake

Has several shirts that say, “I punch TERFs”

He brothers go in support of their sister, and her grandma even brought a sledgehammer to ward of protesters

Denise: The Buff Nonbinary Goddex We Want But Can’t Have

They/Them Nonbinary Polysexual

Second in command mom friend when Aurore is out of commission

Supplies the juice boxes

Does everyone’s nails and they all SLAY

Got into a muscle flexing contest and won, but at the cost of their sleeves

Simon bought them a tank top that says so

Every time Denise flexes their biceps, a trans guy gets his T-shots

Would be a wingman if people didn’t try flirting with them

Another proud Glamazon

Simon makes it a point to let EVERYONE know they’re dating

Like Marc, they don’t need to wear heels, but, who’s stopping them? No one, because no one wants to

Lets children braid their hair

They hand out flower crowns all in ten inch heels

They’re beauty, they’re grace, they’ll blast Haley Kiyoko in your face

Has dressed as Isabela Madrigal during one event, and people actually bowed

A terf came up to yell at them once

Then they walked away in love

Denise is a pacifist, but… If you harass anyone, especially Simon, they will make sure no doctor or deity can help you

Simon: The Human Sacrifice Who Somehow Dates the Goddex He Was Being Sacrificed To

He/They Demiboy Pansexual

Loves being carried, especially by Denise

In case you can’t tell, Simon’s got a thing for powerful strong-armed people

So… They simp a lot at pride events

Like Lacey, he also wears sarcastic pride shirts, but his are next level sarcastic

Every time someone tries flirting with Denise, he’ll magically appear out of nowhere and escort their lovely partner somewhere else

Bought one of those digital backpacks and reprogrammed it so it would bright up with pride flag colors

If he sees MAPs or TERFs… He will punt their asses. He will.

Brings his Polaroid camera

If he sees a bug, he will not let you step on it! EVER!

Brought his aunt to a pride parade to help her find a date. She left with ten new numbers in her phone

He wears a lot of Deadpool merch

Every time Simon slaps a TERF, another demiboy is born

Only allows Cosette to do their makeup

Gets sunburn every year. “Worth it!”

Steals everyone’s juice boxes

He’s an agent of chaos. By that, I mean he’s able to tie protestors’ shoe laces together so they trip and fall

Reshma: The Evil Lesbian We Were Warned About

She/Her Demiromantic Lesbian

She buys a shit-ton of a binders a week in advance and then hands them out to anyone who wants them

Also a proud Glamazon

Cosplays every day

Revolutionary Girl Utena is and will always be a fan favorite

If you ask, she will kiss you

She’s the lesbian your homophobic parents warned you about

Unintentionally adopts the kids who had to sneak out of their homes

Every time Reshma breathes, a two lesbians get married

Flips her hair in homophobes faces, and then all they can smell is strawberries

Homophobic guys have tried to flirt with her, and when she told then no for the third time, drag kings punted their asses

Seriously, the Drag Kings will die for this girl

Ismael is her best and only wingman

He makes sure any possible candidate is worthy of his best friend… So far, none are

She, Marc, and Denise are always posing for cameras

Although regal and a goddess, she’s the most excited for pride

Kills it every year in a crop top

Ismael: The Feral ASpec

He/Him Trans guy aroace

A true king

Probably has people wanting to create a cult inspired by him

Has been carried on many peoples shoulders, and he’s not complaining

Ismael and Lacey- Taking names and eating cake!

He actually does bring cake

Everyone wants to take a selfie with this guy

Makes sure to flip off his mom before leaving

Has a shirt that say “Free Parent Hugs”

Owns a pair of platform crocs

Rides his skateboard through the crowd and throws a bunch of glitter while performing tricks

There’s a TikTok account dedicated to him

The only makeup he will let touch his face is eye shadow, and maybe some black lipstick if he’s up for it

Makes sure to let the other trans people who snuck out of their homes that they are safe and loved

Yes, he gets sappy during these events, but only because he cares

Definitely paints aromantic flags on his pants

Breaks way too many hearts

Every time Ismael does a kick flip, a trans girl starts taking estrogen

[aquilathefighter]

my current style is like what if punk had a baby with granola

[king-ov-solitude]

About the Boy Who Cried Wolf

Read the Rules as well please. Orientation: straight and yes he tried it Place of Birth: Vancouver, British Columbia Current Residence: Bailey Downs, Ontario Education: high school, college Dropout Occupation: groundskeeper, pot grower and seller

Alignment: Neutral good Traits: sarcastic, pretentious, empathetic, righteous + just, logical, rational, skeptical, nervous, romantic Interests: horticulture, botany, horror movies, werewolves, psychedelics, partying, reading, traveling Hopes: curing Lycanthropy, doing something with his life, becoming a super rich geinus with a million dollar idea Fears: werewolves, death, the dark, dying alone Quirks: meticulous, condescending, defensive, always smoking, failing to take things seriously, pervy, likes to party, usually filming things in his daily life, always making a joke out of everything no matter how serious it is, sometimes drunk, often buzzed Demeanor: Sort of carries himself as arrogant as a joke at first but now it’s a habit, aloof and detached socially, sarcastic, cynical, guarded at first, pleasant, a bit of a himbo Reputation: Sam is not as much of a scumbag as people around town like to say, but he used to be. Most of the rumors are made up by people like Trina out of jealousy after he hit and quit them or something along those lines. A lot of these antics are stupid things he did as a teenager, but for the most part Sam is polite and proper. He is good mannered and observant when it comes to reading other peoples emotions, but he does engage in promiscuous acts out of loneliness and feelings of hurt or inadequacy. He is well-liked around town by the adults who buy weed from him or don’t know anything about his underground operations since he and his father are known for keeping the roads cleared of debris and trimming hedges. He’s a helpful, well-spoken young man who always did well in school and helps out around town, but for the most part he has tried to keep to himself and keep a low profile. Headcanons:

Sam used to be an AV Club nerd, fascinated by computers and what makes them work. He shied away from it after he grew up and all his friends in grade 8 didn’t. He was hanging out with girls, and they weren’t.

Sam had a phase where he dyed his hair black and painted his nails. He used to listen to a lot of punk and metal music so that’s why you hear him listening to it even now that he’s more comfortable with his identity.

Sam works as a groundskeeper for every municipality in Bailey Downs. He recently got a gig at the cemetery, a place where he begins to see a strange creature.

Sam drives his dad’s work truck because he got in an accident while driving drunk. As a result of his injuries, he became addicted to pills and after rehabilitation he uses cannabis instead.

Sam grows weed in his greenhouse as well as other plants he intends to make into drugs or tinctures like a sassafras tree and some rare South American plants. His father is an old hippie so he doesn't mind the pot growing as long as he gets some for free.

Sam’s relationship with his father is supportive and close. His father allows him to grow weed and entrusts him with the family business.

His mother is not completely out of the picture, but after the separation, she’s moved to Ottawa to follow her dreams as an interior designer.

Sam's relationship with his mother is distant and a bit strained. She would often try and control his life when she was around and after attempting to have him live with her after an incident at his high school, things only got worse.

Sam's parents are both hippies that met while following the Grateful Dead through the States. They decided to settle down and have him in a place in BC called the Slocan Valley, a town populated by granola wine mums and lumberjacks. They moved to a rural town just outside of Toronto when Sam was 4.

After being away from his mother's influence, Sam and his father have stopped eating health food and given into addictions to junk food and alcohol, though Sam's father sticks to beer usually.

Despite having enough charisma to be a salesman, he does not like people very much or being in very crowded spaces. He throws parties to make some extra money off the rich chuds in Bailey Downs and their girlfriends, but generally doesn't have much respect for his usual clientele.

He’s no stranger to consuming certain types of media, and has even found himself going to some sleazy types of places and engaging in risky behaviours like gambling.

He prefers to stay romantically detached from people, but at the same time he's a hopeless romantic. There is always a chance that someone will change his mind and he is dreading it with each meaningless promiscuous encounter.

[witchblade]

fe3o4 part 3 is either gonna be emo pop punk or it's gonna be granola vibes

[imthebentley]

*leaves package in front of the bookshop's door, knocks on door and then runs off quickly*

The note reads: For HUMAN BENTLEY!! I hope you like this too!!! For the concert!! 🦝

The package contains: A red handbag with a bottle of water and a granola bar inside.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Women-Fashion-Hobo-Bag-Cool-Style-Punk-Bag-Rock-Girls-Handbag-Y2K-Rivet-for-Gift-Rose-Red/2575945347

*The Bentley, temporarily transformed into a human and waiting to go to a concert, swings open the door thinking it's one of her drivers. Instead she sees the red handbag on the floor and the note*

Oh sick!! This will be ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!

*She picks it up and begins to fill it with her worldly possessions: a red smelly tree, a magical glitter reversing miracle uno card, and a really nice knife she 'forgot' to give back to @redbloodywings when she was fighting the Metatron that one time.