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wub-fur-radio · 2 years ago
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Woke Mind Virus Music
Wub-Fur presents another of our trademark eclectic mixes of punk gunk, garage rock, psych, and other wild shit genetically engineered to get inside your head and make you hipper, happier, and — dare we say it? — more woke. Seventeen songs specially formulated and leaked from our secret underground rock music lab to help transform the earth into a planet of liberty, equality, fraternity, freedom, peace, plenty, justice, and joy for all peoples. Featuring the viral garage-rocking talents of Jon Spencer & the HITmakers, Bass Drum of Death, Wild Billy Childish & CTMF, Crocodiles, Mudhoney, and a dozen more bands of brave and bold culture warriors.
Dedicated, without apology, to all the woke dudes who used to be in Pere Ubu.
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Running Time: 59 minutes, 57 seconds
Tracklist
Junk Man (2:19) — Jon Spencer & the HITmakers | New York, NY †
Swerving (2:37) — Bass Drum of Death | Mississippi
Magic Trash (3:14) — Crocodiles | San Diego, CA
Bob Dylan's Got a Lot to Answer For (3:29) — Wild Billy Childish & CTMF | Medway, UK
Pink Cadillac (3:03) — Calvin Johnson | Olympia, WA
Springtime on Stanwoods (4:53) — The Golden Grass | New York, NY
I Want You (3:43) — Strange Magic | New Mexico
The Ballad of Satan’s Bride (4:30) — The Bad Ends | Athens, GA
Tom Herman’s Hermits (2:52) — Mudhoney | Seattle, WA
Close to Hell (3:56) — Ceremony east coast | New York, NY
This is Actually Happening Right Now (2:07) — Dirty Cosmos | Brooklyn, NY †
Altered States/Halted Beasts (1:59) — King “2 Scoops” Khan & His Nips | Berlin, Germany
Still Life (3:09) — EggS | France †
Surfin' the Concrete (2:02) — Stoner Bud's | Bordeaux, France
Strange Loop (4:53) — SIZ | Bordeaux, France
Wrecking Ball (3:28) — Timmy’s Organism | Detroit, MI
Drag On Girard (7:43) — Purling Hiss | Philadelphia, PA
All tracks released in 2023 except those marked † which were released in 2022.
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plague-vulture · 4 months ago
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alt solidarity is so good. was struggle posting about the fabric dye not working on insta and one of my goth friends wrote me like a whole paragraph of tips on where to get the best dye cheapest and what to add and shit. followed her advice and it worked so good :D
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enbysiriusblack · 1 year ago
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gunk sirius black, goth peter pettigrew, new wave marlene mckinnon
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cow-wizard · 2 months ago
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can't believe i reblogged that one post about ur fave album/album that says somethin about u personally and didn't mention fucking RUMOURS what's wrong with me
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weneverlearn · 9 months ago
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An internet friend sent this awhile back, not even sure what book this is from, but that's a photo of Billy Childish's home library, and the astute can see my book circled in there! Granted, Billy's a big part of it, so he better have the fuckin' thing, but still -- NEAT!!
I might note that Billy's copy is the original 2010 orange cover edition. In 2022, I whipped up a new expanded edition for Rowman & Littlefield, featuring a new green cover, with way cool Gories shot, two more chapters, and loads more images including like 33 color pix! Plus a download compilation of noisemakers from the book!
I wonder if Billy's got that one? I'll have to ring him up...
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geekpunkstuff · 1 year ago
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What is geekpunk?
It’s a fledgling culture, also known as Gunk, that emerged in the early 2000s, probably most clearly defined when it comes to fashion. According to Urban Dictionary, ‘a geek punk is a new steriotypical genre, usually one who doesn't want to be emo/goth or anything like that. they usually listen to any kind of rock music, nintendo t-shirts, have belt buckles in the shape of a vintage games console controller, and wear either baggy jeans, camo trousers or staright leg jeans.’
This paints a pretty accurate visual image, at least. I’ll add punk skirts or cute shorts, boots and accessories. Any kind of geekery will do for the shirt – science, gaming, fandoms, whatever rocks your nerd boat. TeeTurtle’s adorable Cute, Dark and Twisted range is one of my favourites. For skirts I adore Punk Rave or anything pleated and tartan.
It’s worth noting that the terms geek and nerd differ slightly in their meanings. They share an enthusiastic passion for their chosen interests, but, according to Big Think, geeks focus more on pop culture knowledge and nerds are more achievement focused. In my experience the two aren’t mutually exclusive and both have had their influences on geekpunk culture, so I’ll be using these terms interchangeably.
When it comes to pop culture, music is the most established aspect of the geekpunk world. Geekpunk bands often feature 8-bit game music samples, also known as chiptunes, mixed with either punk or another musical genre. In a 2009 interview with FirstCoast News, Milo Aukerm, a marine biologist, D&D lover and member of the band the Descendents, said ‘many nerds ended up turning to punk, because it was a way of releasing some of that frustration that they had for being nerds.’ Punk is more than just a genre of music and punk ideals can be found in a variety of musical genres.
There are a plethora of these genres, such as nerdcore, that could arguably fall into the geekpunk category, though not all do and some could go either way. For example, German metal band Blind Guardian has entire albums written about The Lord of the Rings and The Wheel of Time books. Geeky? Yes. Punk? In the sense of unabashed self expression, yes. In subverting the norms of metal, yes. In rebelling against authority, no. What do you think?
In 2001 Dan Taylor and Chris Fason launched the publishing house Geekpunk, one of the earliest uses of the term that I could find. They co-created Hero Happy Hour, a comic book series satirising and subverting the superhero genre. Very geekpunk. This puts The Watchmen and The Boys firmly into that category too. Can you think of any other examples that might retroactively fit the geekpunk label?
Returning to the explicitly geekpunk, A Geek Punk Story is a 2018 short film. It’s aptly named and a fun watch. I’ll put a link in the comments. Geek Punk is a variety show created in 2019 that combines geek, punk rock and gaming influences.
Finally, there’s the internet. Geeks have brought us organisations like The Pirate Bay, Wikileaks and Anonymous, rebelling against authority with true punk passion. Geeks have designed tools to protect and celebrate individual freedoms, from VPNs to open source software to patronage sites for artists, Kickstarter for inventors, Go Fund Me for those in need. These all fit into the framework of a geekpunk mindset.
So that’s it! Welcome to the wonderful world of geekpunk!
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clownaddict · 10 months ago
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Man what is even going on in 1107
What the hell
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benjinkies · 1 year ago
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personally. i love gunk
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the-kr8tor · 1 year ago
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The Morning after
Pairing: Hobie Brown x gn! Reader/ Spider-Punk x gn! Reader
Word count: 2.2k
Synopsis: you spend a peaceful morning with Hobie.
Tags: no use of Y/N, no specific physical description of the reader (reader is mentioned to be smaller than Hobie though) TW food mentions, established relationship, FLUFF , lovestruck Hobie.
A continuation of this fic.
My Masterlist
*I don't consent to having my work translated/published on other platforms*
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Hobie wakes up with his right arm aching, he groans from the weight slightly crushing his arm– wait what?
He opens his half asleep eyes with a confused look. Hobie cranes his neck down, he finally sees who the intruder is.
Hobie smiles to himself, Fully waking up, he remembers that he invited you over. He stares at your form, memorizing every bit of detail from how you clutched his jumper with a grip, your lips slightly parted as you exhale, the early morning sun shines at your back, bathing your form in a heavenly glow. Hobie moves you closer to him, as to not let the rays hit your face and disturb your peace.
He tries to move you both farther away from the edge of the bed, but he finds that your legs are intertwined with his, preventing him from moving.
He huffs, a lopsided smile on his lips. Hobie ghosts his thumb over your cheeks, the pattern from the knitted blanket leaves a mark on your skin. A sign that you've slept well, and in his arms no doubt. His forgotten comforter kicked to the foot of the bed.
He gets a whiff of your coconut shampoo, surely leaving its scent on his pillow.
He thinks about buying a proper toothbrush holder, so he could place his and yours together.
He really should invite you more.
Hobie's spidey senses wake him up from his daze– he clutches you closer to his body, carefully cradling your head. A wave from a moving boat rushes towards the houseboat, rocking it harshly. His busted alarm clock drops to the floor in a crash.
Hobie hisses as he sees you twitch. He curses whoever was in that boat.
"Ughh" you groan out, muffled against Hobie's chest. You grip his jumper tighter.
"Shit" his voice deeper than usual, you release his jumper and instead hug his torso. The waves get calmer, rocking you both softly.
"You alright?" He rubs your back just in case you feel sick.
You pop your head away from Hobie's chest, chin resting on his scratchy jumper, you tickle him a bit, but he won't tell you that of course. You open one eye to stare at him, yawning.
"Say that again?" You ask with a tilt of your head.
"Are you alright?" He hides his laugh by clearing his throat.
"Hmm" you grin "I like your morning voice"
He chuckles deeply, knowing what it does to you.
"Oh, you did that on purpose, you dork" you softly say.
"Yeah, bet it got you all hot and bothered for it too, huh" Hobie pokes your sides teasingly.
"Don't start" you swat away his hand, noticing his teasing mood this morning, you anticipate his tickling.
"You look pretty in the morning, you didn't wake up early and clean yourself up secretly, right?" He knows you didn't, sleep still sticking on your eyes, your hair looking disheveled.
"Nope, it's au naturel" you quip back. It earns a deep chuckle from Hobie.
He carefully rubs off the gunk from the corner of your eye, you sigh into his touch.
"You like my morning breath too?" He tries to blow air downwards but you're ready, you clasp your hand over his mouth, stopping his teasing.
You laugh victorious, that is until he licks your hand, recoiling your hand away, he laughs loudly.
"Hobie! That's it, I'm not making you breakfast"
"Alright, alright, I'll stop. For now" he grabs the back of your head pushing you back to his chest.
You move to the crooked of his neck instead, in case you're crushing him. You slyly wipe his drool from your hand on his jumper.
"I saw that" Hobie peeks downward.
"No, you didn't"
"This is vintage y'know"
"It's your own drool!" You laugh.
"Yeah! And you slobbered all over it while you used me as your personal pillow" he rubs the exposed skin on your waist, cupping the softness fondly.
"I don't slobber!" You grab his jaw downwards so you could look eye to eye.
"Tell that to my soaked jumper" he whispers, his eyes flickering down to your lips. Your heart skips a beat.
Knowing what he's gonna do next, you cover his lips over your hand, "let me brush my teeth first"
You push away from Hobie, your torso barely off the bed, he grabs you by the waist, pulling you back down. You gasp out.
"Nope" in one swift movement Hobie cups your cheek guiding you towards his lips, your lips crash against each other, you cringe when your forehead hits his a bit too loudly. Insecurity fills you when you remember that you still have morning breath.
He doesn't care though, instead he pokes your sides, making you gasp parting your lips, making him kiss you deeper.
You pull away breathlessly when you hear a rumbling noise underneath you.
"Ah, fuck" Hobie facepalms in embarrassment.
Hobie's stomach grumbles again, mocking him.
You grab his hand, peeking in "aww, my poor baby is hungry" you mockingly coo. "I'll make you breakfast, sunny side up right?" You push off him, finally noticing you're on the wrong side of the bed.
"Yes, please, love" he exhales out the embarrassment.
"How'd I end up on this side?" You point out.
"Huh, I probably dragged you with me"
You imagine what it might've looked like, you fluster. Even asleep he wants you near, you look at him adoringly, swiping away the sheen on his lips before leaving a kiss for good measure.
You leave for the bathroom, he stares at the door you entered in, a lovestruck expression on his face. Once he knows you're decent, he flips away the covers, following towards the sound of the faucet squeak open.
Hobie knocks, you hum while brushing your teeth. He opens the door, then leans against it, his arms relaxed on his sides, his sweatpants hang low on his hips.
He admires you bathe in white fluorescent light, his shirt on your form hanging loose on you. You looked out of place but at the same time fitting right in his tiny bathroom.
He thought you looked like you came out of an oil painting.
"You need to use the bathroom?" You ask as you place your toothbrush down.
"You should leave it"
"Leave what?"
"Your toothbrush, for next time" Hobie crosses his arms, a sudden shyness floods him.
"Of course" you smile, already getting what he's trying to say, "I was already planning on leaving it" you come forward, leaving a minty kiss on his cheek. "Your turn stinky" you pat his bum with a smack.
Hobie hears your laughter echo around the houseboat.
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After washing up, Hobie opens the bathroom door, the smell of eggs and his favourite tea covers his senses. He chuckles to himself.
He could get used to this.
Hobie enters his modest kitchen, you hum along to the music from the radio, the inside of his houseboat looks a bit different than before, there's more light shining inside, fresh air wafts through the open windows, it seems that there's more life in his home.
He moves towards you, hugging you from behind. You giggle at the contact. He looks over your shoulder, he watches as you expertly flip the pancake over.
"Hello to you too" you crane your neck to look at him "I opened the windows, it's too nice outside. Hope you don't mind"
"I don't mind, we need the fresh air" he snuggles deeper on the crook of your neck. "Where'd you get pancake mix? I know that I don't have any"
"Ah, I brought it with me" you side glance at him, gauging his reaction.
"So, you were planning on making breakfast for me, hmm?"
"I did bring it, but it doesn't mean I was planning on cooking it myself" you turn off the stove, he turns you around, crowding you in between him and the stove.
"So you're making me breakfast out of the goodness of heart then?" He holds onto your hips.
"Yes, you're making the next one by the way"
"You're a cheeky one, aren't you?" He leans towards you, his lips ghosting over yours, but before sealing the deal, he grabs his mug behind you. He sips from it loudly, making eye contact over the mug.
You roll your eyes, trying to hide your disappointment. "You're a menace" you give him a plate of eggs, sunny side up just like how he requested it. "Make yourself useful, and set the table"
Hobie sees his kitchen counter slash dining table, that's not gonna cut it out for you. He looks out of the window, the rare sun shining over the river, fluffy white clouds blanket the sky.
It's a beautiful morning, a shame to waste it.
He pushes the door open, leading to his 'porch'
"Where are you going?" You ask curiously.
"You'll see" Hobie peeks back inside, a smirk on his face.
You shake your head at his shenanigans, you wonder what he's planning.
The water looks calm, the cold morning air nips at his skin, his jumper barely protecting him from the cold. Hobie sees the metal table wet with morning dew, that won't do, so he grabs a nearby cloth to wipe it dry, he carefully puts down the plate of eggs and his tea, to wipe at the mismatched chairs.
Hobie wipes the wooden chair more thoroughly, since the metal one looks more worn down, he's concerned you might poke yourself on it.
He looks at his handiwork, there seems to be something missing, Hobie roams his eyes around the boat, his eyes stop at an empty beer bottle, he places it in the middle of the table acting as a centerpiece.
Then he perches himself near the edge of his boat to pick a single daisy from a neighbouring houseboat's flower pot; he's sure they wouldn't notice one missing. Hobie gingerly puts the small flower inside the bottle.
You open the door with your foot a little too loudly, you squint at the harsh sound. Hobie quickly moves to help you carry out the plates and mug.
"Thanks, Hobie," you grin, your smile gets wider when you see his little set up. The little daisy swaying in the air. "Oh, handsome" you gasp out.
You're finished, your eyes slightly glazing over.
Hobie chuckles at his new nickname, he moves the wooden chair for you to sit, hands on its back, like a gentleman.
" C'mon then, stop gawking, I'm starving" he stares at your dumbstruck face, the cold air leaving goosebumps on your arms.
You sit down, smiling, forgetting the cold air.
"Do you want me to grab a jacket?" He asks as he rubs your arms from behind.
You grab his wrist, you bracelet around it with your fingers, "no, stay, I'm okay" you sniff, revealing your lie.
"Nah, I'm not letting you freeze to death, let me grab it real quick, alright?" Hobie runs inside, eager to come back to you.
Oh, he's absolutely whipped for you, no doubt about it.
You revel in the sun shining on you, closing your eyes, you inhale sharply. Hobie sees you like this, his breath hitches in his throat. You must look heavenly, a slight breeze makes your eyelashes flutter. Opening your eyes, you notice eyes on you, you smile at him.
He's done for.
Waking up from his stupor, he wraps the dark hoodie on your head. A feeble attempt to hide the effect you have on him
"And here I thought you were being sweet on me" you tease him, knowing that he actually is soft for you.
"I've got a reputation, y'know" he sits down with a metal creak.
Hobie notices that you're sitting a little bit too far for his taste. "What are you doing there? C'mere" he grabs your chair, pulling it towards him, the wooden legs scraping against the metal of the boat.
You laugh, despite the harsh sound coming from the scraping.
"There, much better?" He leans on the arms of his chair.
You nod, a permanent smile on your face "much better" you kiss his cheek, your cold lips a contrast to his warm skin, it melts into his skin, etching in like a tattoo.
You intertwine your arm around his, speaking softly, as to not disturb your little peaceful bubble around the both of you, " y'know I thought you would be grumpier in the morning"
"Why's that?" He leans closer.
"I don't know, you seem like the type" you whisper against his lips, "you're a night owl, so I thought you would hate waking up this early"
"Only if I don't sleep well" heat rises in your cheeks at his implication, "Lucky for me I've got my very own koala latching on to me last night"
You raise your eyebrow "Really a koala, that's the best you can do, Hobart?"
"You always resort to calling me by my government name whenever you're flustered, koala works, lovey" he cups your jaw, his thumb brushes past your lips. You close your eyes, leaning in.
Before your lips could meet, you hear a gurgling sound.
You pull away, laughing loudly. Hobie lets out a small goddamnit.
"We should eat, before your stomach starts eating you from the inside" you say in between laughs.
"Yeah, yeah" he grumpily grabs his spoon.
You hide your smile behind your mug.
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A/N: thanks for reading! Hope you liked it, as always likes and reblogs are appreciated ❤️❤️❤️
*image above is from pinterest*
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turtle-steverogers · 6 months ago
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I don't think Steve really would ~this is crack headcanon~ but it tickles me to think that after coming out of the ice Steve would get hooked on heavy metal music. Like everyone is expecting this dorky, gee-golly, mystified man out of time but they really get an angry punk who sprints marathons and kills punching bags with metal blasting in his headphones 😂
no you say you don't think steve really would, but the thing is, i wholeheartedly and 100% can envision it. because i always imagine the inside of steve's head to be somewhat loud, despite his cool, collected exterior. the thinly veiled heat, simmering constantly. and music has always been a comfort to him in that way. taking some of that noise and dampening it.
but upon waking up in the 21st century and discovering a whole new world of music, he learns that there's genres out there that don't dampen the noise in his head, but match it. a thrumming bass, a loud, wailing, chuggy guitar. rough voices and raw lyrics that feel like everything he can't find words for except in the strokes of a paintbrush.
and i imagine it overlapping with his art. and bucky notices, too. knows its been a rough day when he can hear the raw metal flowing from beneath his studio door. knows that if he walked in there, he'd find steve with paint on his hands and the walls smeared with the gunk inside his head. reds and blacks and alarming yellows. pain that doesn't have a name, but has a form in this space. screams that steve would never let out with his own voice, but can feel in the way the drums and bass shake the room as he lets everything pour out onto a canvas or a wall or a piece of paper or what have you.
and bucky lets him be on those days. knows he needs space. just pops in every so often to leave a sandwich or some water so steve at least doesn't forget to take care of himself somewhere in the thick of his processing.
and i always pictured steve as the kind of guy that can really veer toward any genre of music-- has a deep appreciation for all its beauty-- but there's something particularly cathartic about the heavier stuff
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plague-vulture · 2 years ago
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my sickass swiss army knife/ pliers things my grandpa gave me outta nowhere. idek what half these things are for
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fangirltothefullest · 11 months ago
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Okay but now what if how you designed Remus but in as many words as you want, because I'm loving these design breakdowns
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HELL YEAH!
Remus to me is full of chaos but he is also the antithesis of Roman with similar qualities but a total lack of self consciousness or bashfulness. He is freedom and he gives no shits.
Inspiration 1: Mad Madam Mim
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I start with a disney character full of chaos and I am inspired by mad Madam Mim because she is wild and chaotic and i absolutely love how fun she is as a villain and the most important thing for me is that Remus is fun. He's bonkers and has terrible ideas but he's also harmless in terms of reality. He's like an annoying little brother that wants to show you the Weird Gunk he found in the trash.
Inspiration 2: Snidley Whiplash (or Dick Dastardly)
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Remus to me is a guy who knows a lot of things and he's actually really clever but he wants to BE a villain like Snidley Whiplash or Dick Dastardly, including the moustache. He wants to tie people to train tracks because it's fun. His personality is "I found the dynamite and the roller skates! :D"
Inspiration 3: Wile E Coyote and looney tunes as a concept
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If Remus is anything it's a creature that can be stabbed in the eye and come back fine. It's a person who can make acme-like contraptions that do not work and that's ok. He is, if nothing else, Wile E Coyote and he is having the time of his life. He should therefore have hair that is a littler wild and crazy and untamable like Wile E's tail.
Inspiration 3: Royal villains
We will look at Galavant and also OUaT again!
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There's nothing quite as detailed in costume as evil royal villains. They always seem to be the most extravagant or at least have all the buckles and things and Remus has an outfit just the same. Like Roman I want his royalty to show with his clothes but unlike Roman I want Remus to look way less put together. More a culmination of his clothes he chooses to wear but only because he HAS to wear something so he's going to show skin.
Particularly though the one I associate with Remus is Captain Hook from Once Upon a Time.
Inspiration 4: Captain Hook / Pirate aesthetics
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Roguish, half-opened shirt, details, dressed fancy, swashbuckling. Remus would make a great pirate because he has the swagger and charm of a drunken man sailing a boat with a pet giant octopus he calls Lil Pussy.
Speaking of octopus...
Inspiration 5: Kraken and hentai
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He has an octopus on his belt and he deserves tentacles for a pirate feel but also for fuckin. Cause he's a raunchy bastard. Anything taboo is something he wants to think about.
Inspiration 6: Punk aesthetic
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What easier way top buck against the norms than to embrace punk vibes? Jewelry, upside-down crosses, I don't like going overboard with it but I like giving him some. Fingerless gloves, chokers with spikes, those kinds of things work well for his "I am everything your religious grandmother hates, embrace it". His outfits that aren't standard could look like he made them himself or found them in the garbage and went "awesome!"
Inspiration 7: Weapon Master
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Remus likes to hit things with his mace and while Roman has his sword, I imagine Remus is an expert at weapons or at least likes to use them so even if I am going to dress him up nice I want a weapon nearby somewhere.
Things that are a must:
So many details, Remus will not leave your eyeballs alone. If you think Roman has details nope, Remus wants your eyes to bleed with them.
Remus should have longer hair than Roman, wilder bangs and wilder curls. Shorter hair is fine but a ponytail is even more fun. Like the tie holding it'll break at any moment.
Weapons galore, arm this baby at every opportunity. Likewise, scars are acceptable but it's ok if they disappear at random because chaos loves chaos.
If Remus has his main garb off he should be showing skin to the best of his abilities and his collar should drape down wider than normal because let that man be a slut.
Tentacles should be numerous when shown and they should have a mind of their own doing whatever they want.
If Roman wouldn't wear it, Remus would. If Roman wouldn't think it, Remus would, and if Roman would be disgusted, Remus would love it.
Remus should have annoying little brother vibes.
Any non-standard outfits should look like he cobbled them together with duct tape and chewing gum.
So I came to this:
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aphidclan-clangen · 4 months ago
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Gym Leaders
Oleander
Grass type
Alder+Pigeon+Titania
Psychic type
Lilacpaw
Fire type
Spiderglade
Bug type
Paradiseskies
Flying type
Goldshine
Dark type
Gravel
Ground type
Firebeetle
Fairy type
Elite 4
Stormwhisper
Steel type
Shadebreak
Poison type
Icesheep
Ice type
Sparkspeckle
Electric type
Champion
Pearlstar
Teams
Oleander(Grass)
Fomantis (lvl 15)
Razor leaf
Fury cutter
Protect
Sunny day
Ability : Leaf guard
Morelull (lvl 15)
Mega drain
Confuse ray
Astonish
Poison powder
Ability : Effect spore
Deerling (lvl 16)
Leech seed
Double kick
Sand attack
Trailblaze
Ability : Sap sipper
Alder+Pigeon+Titania(Psychic)
Solosis (lvl 21)
Psybeam
Confusion
Charm
Encore
Ability : Regenerator
Ralts (lvl 21)
Draining kiss
Confusion
Psybeam
Double team
Ability : Synchronize
Espurr (lvl 21)
Disarming voice
Covet
Psyshock
Scratch
Ability : Keen eye
Lilacpaw(Fire)
Fletchinder (lvl 27
Ember
Acrobatics
Agility
Fire spin
Ability : Flame body
Houndoom (lvl 27)
Incinerate
Thunder fang
Snarl
Bite
Ability : Early bird
Torkoal (lvl 28)
Lava plume
Clear smoke
Smokescreen
Rapid spin
Ability : White smoke
Ninetales (lvl 28)
Flamethrower
Charm
Fake tears
Rest
Ability : Drought
Spiderglade(Bug)
Anorith (lvl 33)
Bug bite
Brine
Ancient power
Slash
Ability : Battle armor
Centiskorch (lvl 33)
Inferno
Bite
Skitter smack
Slam
Abilty : Flame body
Leavanny (lvl 34)
Fell stinger
Razor leaf
String shot
Seed bomb
Ability : Chlorophyll
Heracross (lvl 35)
Horn attack
Brick break
Struggle bug
Seismic toss
Ability : Guts
Paradiseskies(Flying)
Altaria (lvl 40)
Dragon breath
Feather dance
Disarming voice
Hurricane
Ability : Natural cure
Staraptor (lvl 40)
Aerial ace
Theif
Close combat
Air slash
Ability : Intimidate
Togekiss (lvl 40)
Sky attack
Fairy wind
Water pulse
Extreme speed
Ability : Super luck
Archeops (lvl 41)
Dragon claw
Rock throw
Wing attack
Crunch
Ability : Defeatist
Goldshine(Dark)
Pangoro (lvl 46)
Bullet punch
Crunch
Low sweep
Night slash
Ability : Iron fist
Sableye (lvl 46)
Night shade
Zen headbutt
Knock off
Confuse ray
Ability : Prankster
Zoroark (lvl 47)
Night daze
U-turn
Extrasensory
Shadow ball
Ability : Illusion
Zoroark (lvl 47)
Night daze
Brick break
Sludge bomb
Hex
Ability : Illusion
Umbreon (lvl 48)
Dark pulse
Moonlight
Bodyslam
Confuse ray
Ability : Inner focus
Gravel(Ground)
Garchomp (lvl 53)
Dragon claw
Bulldoze
Crunch
Slash
Ability : Rough skin
Mamoswine (lvl 53)
Ancient power
Earthquake
Ice fang
Snowscape
Ability : Snow cloak
Sandslash (lvl 54)
Bulldoze
Stone edge
Gyro ball
Poison jab
Ability : Sand rush
Nidoqueen (lvl 54)
Sludge wave
Crunch
Earth power
Sandstorm
Ability : Poison point
Mudsdale (lvl 55)
High horsepower
Heavy slam
Superpower
Double edge
Ability : Stamina
Firebeetle(Fairy)
Clefable (lvl 60)
Moonblast
Moonlight
Meteor mash
Ice beam
Ability : Magic guard
Florges (lvl 60)
Moonblast
Solar beam
Magical leaf
Sunny day
Ability : Flower veil
Gardevoir (lvl 60)
Dream eater
Dazzling gleam
Shadow sneak
Destiny bond
Ability : Trace
Grimmsnarl (lvl 61)
Foul play
Play rough
Nasty plot
Draining kiss
Ability : Prankster
Alolan Ninetales (lvl 62)
Blizzard
Aurora beam
Extrasensory
Dazzling gleam
Ability : Snow warning
Stormwhisper(Steel)
Metagross (lvl 70)
Meteor mash
Zen headbutt
Hammer arm
Iron defense
Ability : Clear body
Lucario (lvl 70)
Close combat
Dragon pulse
Steel beam
Quick guard
Ability : Inner focus
Genesect (lvl 70)
Metal claw
Bug buzz
Zap cannon
Shadow claw
Ability : Download
Corviknight (lvl 70)
Brave bird
Thief
Steel wing
Roost
Ability : Pressure
Aggron (lvl 70)
Metal burst
Iron tail
Rock slide
Dragon rush
Ability : Sturdy
Shadebreak(Poison)
Seviper (lvl 70)
Belch
Crunch
X-scissor
Iron head
Ability : Shed skin
Drapion (lvl 70)
X-scissor
Cross poison
Toxic spikes
Ice fang
Ability : Battle armor
Toxicroak (lvl 70)
Gunk shot
Bullet punch
Sucker punch
Swords dance
Ability : Dry skin
Toxtricity (lvl 70)
Boomburst
Shock wave
Gunk shot
Hex
Ability : Punk rock
Dragalge (lvl 70)
Outrage
Poison tail
Hydro pump
Play rough
Ability : Poison point
Icesheep(Ice)
Alolan Sandslash (lvl 70)
Icicle crash
Metal claw
Blizzard
Leech life
Ability : Snow cloak
Glaceon (lvl 70)
Blizzard
Ice fang
Bite
Shadow ball
Ability : Ice body
Weavile (lvl 70)
Dark pulse
Icy wind
Metal claw
Screech
Ability : Pressure
Lapras (lvl 70)
Brine
Freeze dry
Hydro pump
Charm
Ability : Hydration
Walrein (lvl 70)
Hail
Aurora beam
Waterfall
Avalanche
Ability : Ice body
Sparkspeckle(Electric)
Zebstrika (lvl 70)
Wild charge
Trash
Eerie impulse
Overheat
Ability : Lightning rod)
Luxray (lvl 70)
Wild charge
Take down
Crunch
Thunder fang
Ability : Intimidate
Boltund (lvl 70)
Electric terrain
Thunder
Snarl
Play rough
Ability : Strong jaw
Ampharos (lvl 70)
Dragon pulse
Zap cannon
Power gem
Bulldoze
Ability : Static
Raichu (lvl 70)
Thunder
Draining kiss
Iron tail
Focus blast
Ability : Static
Pearlstar
Galarian Rapidash (lvl 75)
Smart strike
Psycho cut
Charm
Dazzling gleam
Ability :Pastel veil
Mismagius (lvl 75)
Phantom force
Power gem
Dark pulse
Night shade
Ability : Levitate
Steelix (lvl 75)
Ice fang
Double edge
Iron tail
Dark pulse
Ability : Sheer force
Bewear (lvl 75)
Superpower
Thrash
Brutal swing
Dragon claw
Abilty : Fluffy
Goodra (lvl 75)
Power whip
Muddy water
Poison tail
Ice beam
Ability : Sap sipper
Absol (lvl 75)
Future sight
Sucker punch
Hex
Swords dance
Ability : Pressure
ENJOYYYY :3
okay. this is fucking awesome. and it’s always interesting to hear your guys’s headcanons/perspectives on the characters.
but “giving non-Pokemon OCs Pokemon teams and imagining their role/jobs in the Pokemon universe” is a very specific hyperfixation of mine. i have been doing this with my OCs for years. and you bet your doggone dollar that i have fuckin OPINIONS on what teams my characters would have and what their roles would best fit. and you know what that means.
THE APHIDCLAN POKÉMON AU
(Obviously in this au, they’d all be humans, but I do not have the capacity to make up human designs on the spot for 16 different characters right now, so this is all you’re getting) As always, you play as the player character in a non-descript undecided generation that takes place either in or after Gen 8. You are the newest student of Professor Pearlstar, who is both a man of science studying new Pokemon and the champion of the region. He is regarded as the expert on all things Pokemon and is excellent at taming and raising the creatures (hence why he’s so powerful, and your mentor). He encourages you to go out and explore the region to discover new Pokemon for your Pokédex, and encourages you to do the league challenge while you’re at it. (“but sir, won’t that mean that if i get to the end of the challenge…I’ll be challenging you?” “Yup! Good luck! ^w^”)
Your companion is Lilacpaw. She’s this rebellious preteen brat that you meet on the road, you battle her on occasion but for the most part she’s here to help you out when you need it and continuously check on you as your brand new best friend.
Your rival is Oleander. In my mind, Oleander is too baby to be a gym leader (same with lilac, who in this universe is younger than him. she’s like, 10-13, and he’s 15-16ish), so he’s your rival instead. He bares a resemblance to Gladion in Sun and Moon. He’s a member of the local “evil team,” The Saint Tines, a cult-like organization that keeps stealing and trying to “sacrifice” other people’s Pokemon. You continuously catch fern in the act of participating in crimes that you have to stop by battling him. However, they become your friend over time, slowly realizing how bad news their organization is and leaving it to help you defeat the evil final boss, The Reverend, at the end of the game. The Reverend would be the Giovanni/Cyrus/Lysander/etc character in the game. Oleander and Lilacpaw are siblings that bicker all the damn time
The first gym you face is the Normal type gym, run by gym leader Pigeon.
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For ease sake I’m gonna say all gym leaders have 4 pokemon. Pigeon owns a Stoutland (his prize Pokemon), Tauros, Ursaring, and Diggersby. His Pokemon are early lvl 20s. I wanted to give his team a farm theme, since he lives on a farm. He’s the farmhand countryboy man,,,
Next, the Dark type gym, led by Goldshine.
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Goldshine owns a Mimikyu, Sableye, Absol, and an Umbreon. His Pokemon are mid lvl 20s. I wanted to give him the most emo misunderstood team possible
The fourth gym would be the fairy type gym, run by Titania.
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Titania would have a Togepi, Milotic, Blissey, and a Wigglytuff. She has a very cute and beautiful team, all around late lvl 20s. Shes married to Pigeon and Alder and can frequently be seen hanging around Pigeon’s gym and vice versa. Alder’s role in the game would be closer to a “nurse joy” figure, he continuously pops up around the region throughout your journey, where he heals your pokemon and can sell you various berries and healing supplies. Hes a sweet, traveling old man following the league trail to make sure all those kiddos take care of themselves <3
Next, the Bug type gym, ran by Spiderglade.
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Spiderglade owns an Ariados, Parasect, Scyther, and a Dustox. His Pokemon are early lvl 30s. I wanted a strong poison type secondary theme for him, his gym would be heavily centered around poison, toxicity, and pollution. Parasect for mind control symbolism. He’s very much in touch with his little brother, Blisswhistle, though he hasn’t sent his parents letters in a while… also how the hell would he not have at least one spider pokemon
Next, the electric type gym, ran by Sparkspeckle.
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Sparkspeckle uses a Flaaffy, Toxtricity, Electabuzz, and a Dedenne. Her team are all mid lvl 30s, her gym probably has a stage built-in with a band playing all the time, and it’s all very crazy electric punk (with a touch of cutesy).
Next, the water type gym, run by Stormwhisper.
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Stormwhisper would own a Lapras, Azumarill, Lanturn, Carracosta, all late lvl 30s. He would be a very nice and merciful gym leader, especially in comparison to his siblings. He gives you free healing items before you battle <3
Next, the ice gym, ran by Icesheep.
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Icesheep would own a Snom, Aurorus, Beartic, and an Alolan Ninetales. His team is all early lvl 40s, and he’s very friendly as a gym leader! He does warn you about his sibling, however…
The explosive and intimidating poison type gym leader, Shadebreak.
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Shadebreak would own a Liepard, Toxtricity, Crobat, and a Gengar. All their Pokemon are mid lvl 40s, and they are merciless. They are the final gym leader. ((Spark likes to talk about how they’re “twinning” with the Toxtricity and similar gym themes, but Shade absolutely hates it and makes a grumpy face every time Spark talks about how they’re so totally twins))
Once you’ve defeated all eight gym leaders, you move on to the…
ELITE FOUR
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Gonna be honest, the only two I had actual solid typing in mind with was Gravel w/ Steel Type and Paradiseskies with Flying Type. But Blisswhistle and Firebeetle I had little to NO clue what to do with, so for the most part I decided the elite four’s teams with varied typing in mind for all of them. Gravel is based around dark/steel typing, Paradiseskies is flying/water/fairy based, Blisswhistle is ice/normal/fairy based, and Firebeetle I divided between fire, water, and fairy types because I couldn’t pick between the three.
Blisswhistle, the first Elite Four member you face and the weakest, uses an Aurorus, Cinccino, Frosmoth, Lapras, and a Togekiss. Shes very sweet and loves her gym leader husband very much. ((there really needs to be more rainbow pokemon……))
Firebeetle, the second member you face, owns a Walrein, Primarina, Volcarona, Granbull, and a Centiskorch. He’s happily married to his wife, Gravel.
Paradiseskies, the third and second-strongest elite four member, uses a Florges, Hatterene, Togekiss, Altaria, and a Gardevoir. She’s very happy to work alongside her husband and children.
Gravel the Brutal lives up to their title. A former member of the Saint Tines, she would appear frequently in your continuous efforts to stop the organization, aiding your efforts in taking them down. They use an Obstagoon, a Pangoro, a Steelix, a Garchomp, and a Metagross. All four members are mid lvl 50s to early lvl 60s.
THE CHAMPION AND RIVAL BATTLE
Pearlstar is very proud of you and your progress! You’ve come a long way since you first started your apprenticeship under his wing. But now it’s time for the final test, and stars not holding back. Let’s see if you can handle Pearlstar at his best, hm?
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Pearlstar uses a Clefairy, Gallade, Bewear, Galarian Rapidash, Kengaskhan, and a Starmie. They’re all mid lvl 70s. After you beat him, he happily retires the position and tells you how extremely proud he is of your growth as a trainer.
Then Oleander challenges you. All his Pokemon are early lvl 50s (the phantump probably would’ve evolved into a Trevenant by the end of the game, but for the most part it stays a phantump). He uses an Alolan Muk, a Weezing, a Phantump, a Mimikyu, a Vileplume, and a Decidueye (regardless of which starter you chose). By this point, you’d have gone through quite a lot together, and now this battle is more a triumphant rival-to-rival fight for old times sake. He loses, and takes his defeat in stride, thanking you for everything you’ve done for him and all the wonderful times you’ve had together. He hopes to keep in touch.
And I think that’s everything <3
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Brat [Kid x Killer x OC Nina]
Commissioned by @dissvicious
CW: third person pov, intox, recreational drug use, spanking, brat taming, blow job, vaginal fingering, anal fingering, threesome (f/m/m), very light bondage, double penetration (v + a), creampies, multiple orgasms, inappropriate use of devil fruit
WC: 4k
Masterlist || Comissions Info
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The Kid Pirates gathered in the dining hall of the Victoria Punk, celebrating an overwhelming win against a ship full of marines who dared to think they could defeat the crew of the great Eustass “Captain” Kid. The raised platform where the commanders usually sat to dine had been cleared off, replaced with various instruments being played by a rotation of crewmates, filling the hall with music ranging from punk rock to heavy metal. Some of the usual dining tables had been cleared as well to make space for dancing and drinking, some crewmates opting to position their chairs in circles for drinking games and conversations, while others sat at the remaining tables to pick at the scraps of the feast or lose their share of the loot in gambling games. The four commanders sat together, passing around a joint and retelling their perspectives from the battle just been.
“Where's pinky?” Heat asked, before taking a hit of the joint and passing it along to Wire.
“Nina?” Killer replied, “she wanted to get the blood off her chainsaw before it got too dry and crusty, she should be out soon.”
“Maybe she finally fucked off,” Kid grumbled. It was no secret that Kid had a stick up his ass ever since Nina and Killer had gotten together. “Good fuckin' riddens.”
“Kid we're in the middle of the fucking ocean,” Killer sighed, “where would she go? Can you at least pretend to like Nina? For me?”
“They're a bratty little friend stealing bitch,” Kid snapped, yanking the joint from Wire's hand and hogging it, “should've kicked her off the ship when I had the chance.”
“Like you could get rid of me if you tried,” Nina teased, pinching the joint from a surprised Kid and making herself comfortable in Killer's lap. Killer wrapped his arms around her waist to steady her, bumping his mask softly against the side of her head in a makeshift version of a kiss. “Sorry I took so long, lion,” Nina cooed, scratching Killer's goatee, “fuckin’ chains were all gunked up with some asshole's brain matter.”
“Do you have to do that PDA shit here?” Kid rolled his eyes, trying and failing to snatch back the joint. Heat sighed and pulled another from the tin he kept in his pocket, handing it to the disgruntled captain.
“I'm literally just sitting,” Nina feigned innocence, taking a long hit of the joint. She held it up by the burning end so Killer could lean forward and slot it through one of the holes in his mask, leaning back as Nina returned the joint to her own lips, clouds of smoke filtering out of several of Killer's mask holes.
“On Killer,” Kid grumbled, “you look like a common whore.”
“First of all, thanks,” Nina said with an exhale of smoke before handing the joint to Heat, having caught up to the others with a nice buzz now, “secondly, would you say the same if I was on Heat's lap?”
“You're not keeping Heat away from my bed,” Kid complained.
“Heat goes to your bed?” Nina laughed, while Wire and Killer stifled their own snorts, “Nice.”
“No that's- that's not my fuckin point!” Kid replied in a fluster, a flush of red on his cheeks.
“Maybe I'm colourblind,” Nina teased, “cos you're lookin real fuckin green there, Kid.”
“You sayin’ I'm jealous?” Kid scoffed, “Of you?”
“That's exactly what I'm saying,” Nina replied confidently, “you just can't stand that Killer wants to spend his time with me.”
“You're fuckin hogging him!” Kid yelled.
“Kid…” Killer warned, exchanging a concerned look with Wire and Heat as they felt the tension in the air rising.
“He's a grown man,” Nina shouted back as she got up, getting ready to fight, “he can do what he wants.”
“And you're a thieving fucking bitch!” Kid barked as he stood too, trying to look intimidating, not that the comparatively tiny woman was at all frightened by him.
“KID!” Killer got up in a hurry, putting himself between the two.
“No, it's not fair!” Kid complained to Killer, “Ever since you two shacked up you spend all your time with them! You haven't fucked me in weeks!”
“Maybe you're just not as special as you thought you were,” Nina replied cruelly. Killer took a deep breath, knowing that the argument had just hit the point of no return.
“What the fuck did you just say to me, bitch?” Kid snapped, trying to get at Nina but held away by Killer, “I'm the future King of Pirates, you're nothing but some discarded bratty bitch playing at pirates!”
“You're about to be King of the Shark Shit, you thick skulled cunt,” she spat back, “when I send you to the fucking seabed!”
“Okay can we calm down and talk about this please?” Killer sighed. It's times like this he wished he wasn't wearing his mask so he could pinch the bridge of his nose where a headache was quickly forming.
“Like this bolts for brains would understand a word I say,” Nina scoffed, “Hey Kid - Me, Killer girlfriend. You, pigheaded cunt. Got it?”
“Fuck you!” Kid screamed. Now Wire and Heat had to get involved as well, struggling to hold the redhead back.
“Bite me!” Nina bit back.
“Stop it, both of you!” Killer yelled, “You're acting like fucking children!”
“Just fucking bang already,” Wire said under his breath, “fucking hell.”
“What did you fucking say?” Kid's head snapped in Wire's direction, the taller man not at all phased by his angry expression. Wire was observant, perhaps the only one who had noticed that it was Killer the captain was jealous of, not Nina.
“Nothing boss,” Wire replied flatly, “just that maybe you and Nina would get along better if you put that energy elsewhere.”
“He's got a point,” Killer hummed. He too had his suspicions about where Kid's feelings really lay, “it would solve the sharing issues…”
“Like this brute could make me cum,” Nina scoffed with a heavy eye roll. Did she want to fuck Kid? Absolutely, but she'd rather fuck her chainsaw than admit her attraction to the goop-brained asshole. “I doubt he even knows where the clit is. Probably why Killer prefers me over you, bet that mouth isn't good for anything except talking shit.”
“Oh I'll make you fuckin’ cum alright,” Kid purred, liking the idea of fucking the attitude out of Nina more and more by the second, “I'll have you screaming my fuckin’ name, just like Kil does.”
“Like I'd let a caveman like you get a taste of me,” Nina teased, turning to wiggle her ass in a seductive manner at Kid, knowing it would rile him up. She wanted to see how far he'd go with his threats. Her hands teased down Killer's front, looking over her shoulder at Kid to challenge him, hands moving possessively over Killer's toned chest as though to say ‘this is mine, what are you gonna do about it?”
“Alright, that's quite enough out of you,” Killer sighed, picking Nina up and throwing her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes as she squeaked in protest. He didn't like being used as a pawn in the middle of whatever this weird sexual tension going on between her and Kid was. Killer began walking away with his angry passenger, looking back at Kid who stood in the same spot as he had been, trying to not let it show that Nina's teasing had in fact had an effect on him. “You coming or not?”
“Ey?” Kid replied, confused.
“You got her riled up, you're gonna deal with her,” Killer replied sternly, making Kid forget for a second who the captain was. “She's being a fucking brat because of your inability to keep your mouth shut, and I don't have the energy for that right now, so you're gonna fix it.”
“He's the fucking brat!” Nina shouted, trying to fight her way off Killer's shoulder but unable to compete with his strength.
“You and I both know that's not true, princess,” Killer replied, continuing his warpath to his room. Kid followed behind, not getting to close since Nina was facing him, and she looked like she wanted to claw his eyes out. He followed Killer inside the first mate's private quarters, closing and bolting the door behind them as Killer dumped Nina unceremoniously on the bed, her body bouncing slightly on impact. She scrambled on the mattress like she was making to attack Kid, but Killer quickly grabbed her, pulling her by her ankles until she was bent over his lap.
“You weren't being nice out there,” Killer sighed, yanking down Nina's shorts and panties without warning. She and Kid suddenly went shy as Nina's ass was laid bare, the two of them not looking at each other. “Count.” Killer said plainly as he raised his hand and brought it down on Nina's ass, the clap of skin on skin echoing in the room. Nina whimpered in pain and arousal, Killer knew exactly what he was doing. It was punishment, but it was also foreplay to get her more comfortable with Kid. “Nina,” Killer growled when she didn't reply.
“No!” She spat back. Killer smacked her again, harder this time, leaving an obvious handprint on her soft ass. “One,” she whimpered. She knew better than to say ‘two’, when she hadn't correctly counted the first smack. Killer administered four more, Nina obediently counting each. At five he pushed her off his lap and stood, leaving her confused, and a little under sated. “You usually go to ten?” She asked, disappointed.
“Kid will do the rest,” he explained, gesturing for Kid to take his place on the bed. The captain hesitantly did so, and Nina was immediately bent over his lap by the blonde. She could feel his large erection under her belly, but it only served to flare her aggression. Killer saw the spark of rebellion in her eyes, and knelt in front of her face, running his fingers through her fringe and making a fist to pull it tight, forcing her head up. “Behave,” he warned. Nina furrowed her brows and spat at him, the saliva dripping down his mask. “Ten more it is then, on top of the five you have left. Kid.”
Killer had been careful to make sure Nina's ass was facing Kid's flesh hand, and he brought it down eagerly, his cock twitching as Nina whined. She refused to give in though, and Kid growled at the lack of counting and spanked her twice more. She squirmed and whimpered, but refused to give up on her defiance.
“No good,” Killer clicked his tongue, squeezing Nina's face between his thumb and fingers so her lips pursed, “we'll just have to fuck it out of her, till she's too fucked dumb to have an attitude.”
He grabbed Nina by the hair again and threw her on the bed, pulling off her goggles and shoes, pulling her shorts and panties the rest of the way off, and tearing her shirt open to free her tits. He was being rough, but he knew Nina would use her safe word if he went too far. He wrapped his hand around her neck as he climbed onto the bed, using his other hand to unfasten his sash and binding her hands with it. “Fuck, Kil,” Kid grinned, “you sure the tiny thing can take this sort of treatment?”
“She'll say ‘chainsaw’ if she wants us to stop,” Killer replied, unfastening his pants and pulling his hard cock free. He grabbed Nina by her hair again and pulled her onto all fours, her ass pointed at Kid, who had to hold back a groan as he got his first look at her cunt. “Put that mouth of yours to better use,” Killer instructed, tapping the head of his cock against Nina's firmly closed lips. She scowled up at him, refusing to give him what he wanted. “Nina, open,” he commanded. When she refused still he pinched her nose shut with a frustrated sigh, until she had no choice but to open her mouth to breathe. He forced his cock in her mouth as soon as her lips parted, making her whine, but she accepted her fate and started to bob her head on his cock. She was so addicted to him that once she got that first taste, she couldn't deny him any longer. “See there, Kid?” Killer hummed, “you just have to be firm with her. Quit standing there gawking, play with her cunt or something. You wanna fuck her or not?”
Kid, who had been not so casually palming himself over his pants, eagerly stepped forward, climbing onto the bed and kneeling behind Nina. He admired the red prints on her ass, giving her a softer, more playful slap that made her groan on Killer's cock, before soothing over the flesh with his cool metal hand. He spread her cheeks apart, labia shifting as he did so, exposing the glistening folds between. He ran two fingers down her wet cunt, before giving her no mercy and pushing two thick fingers inside her.
“Fuck!” Nina cried out, pulling off Killer's cock, “fat fucking fingers, be careful!”
“Yer fuckin’ dripping,” Kid gawked, “needy fucking slut.”
“No shit fuckass,” Nina bit back, "you gonna do something about it or not?”
“Keep talking shit and I'll show you fuck ass,” Kid warned, making her pussy squelch as he pumped her with his fingers, enjoying the way her gummy wet walls squeezed around him.
“Bet,” Nina struggled to get out between stifled moans, “I wouldn't even feel your tiny baby carrot fucking me, I've taken shits bigger than your cock.”
“What, is that a challenge?” Kid growled, “Cos I'll fuck yer ass till you can't sit if you don't watch yer fuckin’ mouth. You'll be feeling it for the next three fuckin’ weeks.”
“Then I guess I'm gonna keep talking shit,” Nina spat back, using her bound hands to jack Killer off, not wanting him to feel ignored. Killer would have forced his cock back in her mouth by now, but he wanted to see where this was going.
“You want me to fuck your ass?” Kid asked with a raised brow.
“How else am I gonna take both of you?” Nina replied, like they were both fucking stupid.
“I just assumed we'd spit roast you,” Kid exchanged a questioning look with Killer, who shrugged in response.
“Spit roasting is for pussies,” Nina growled, “do you think I'm a pussy?”
“No..” Kid replied sheepishly.
“Good, so shut the fuck up and fuck me already,” Nina spat, rocking backwards to fuck herself on Kid's fingers since he'd momentarily stopped moving them, “I want my holes filled, get to it, I’m gonna dry up from old age over here.”
“Fuckin brat,” Kid grumbled, pulling his fingers out of Nina and smacking her reddened ass, “Kil, you got lube?”
”Who do you think I am, of course I have lube,” he rolled his eyes under his mask, leaning back to rummage in the top drawer of his side table, “You want plain or strawberry?”
“Plain is fin-” Kid started.
‘Strawberry!” Nina cut him off.
“He didn't ask you, brat!” Kid complained, “Yer getting plain!”
“I wouldn't fight her if I was yo-” Killer began to warn, already grabbing the strawberry.
“I want strawberry!” Nina pouted, “I want a strawberry scented ass!”
“For fucksake,” Kid grumbled, holding out his hand for the lube.
“STRAWBERRY! SCENTED! ASS!” Nina shouted.
“OKAY FINE, FUCKING HELL,” Kid shouted back, “I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR FUCKIN’ FRUIT ASS YOU FUCKIN’ FRUITASS!”
Killer took the opportunity to remove his mask and tie his hair in a low ponytail as Kid squirted a generous amount of lube above Nina's asshole, letting it drip down before spreading it with one finger around the ring of muscle. Killer took his place back in front of Nina, who took his cock back in her mouth with no argument this time, looking up at him with half lidded eyes that closed as Kid sunk a finger inside her. She moaned on Killer's cock as Kid worked her open, and Killer grabbed her short pigtails to guide her movements as she got lost concentrating on Kid's fingers in her asshole as he added a second. His fingers were thick, she was probably stretched enough from just two to take any average man's cock, but Kid was far from average and knew he would need to work more to get her prepared to take him. He wanted to fuck the attitude out of her, but he didn't want to actually hurt her. His metal hand came up underneath her, and he pressed one finger to her clit and used his devil fruit to vibrate the metal, making Nina pull off Killer's cock with a surprised whine. “Fuck, Kid!”
“That's more like it,” he purred, “now we're getting somewhere. Go ahead and scream my name when you cum for me, little spitfire.”
“N-no!” Nina cried out. Kid replied by increasing the intensity of the vibrations and bullying a third finger into her ass, pumping her hard and fast.
“Then I guess you'll just have to not cum, aye?” Killer spoke in a voice that was so low it was almost terrifying, “You can scream your captain's name, or we can leave you here wanting. Maybe I'll just fuck Kid instead. Tie you to the bed and make you watch.”
“No! Please don't stop!” Nina whined, she felt like if they stopped now she might combust, “I'll be good!”
“Scream for me, bitch,” Kid growled, pressing his metal finger hard against her bud.
“Fuck, fuck!” Nina groaned, “cumming, fuck, Kid!” Her whole body shook as she let out a choked roar of a moan, Kid giving Killer a pleased grin as he pulled his fingers from her ass and she all but collapsed against the bed.
“You're not done yet, princess,” Killer purred, “we haven't gotten ours yet.”
“She's blissed out already and she ain't even had a cock yet,” Kid grumbled.
“She can take more, can't you princess?” Killer cooed as he squeezed Nina's face. She gave a weak whine and nodded, and he gave her face a soft appreciative slap. He let her lay back against the bed while the two men undressed, and Nina's eyes flicked between both of them hungrily as she rolled onto her back, thighs rubbing together as her need grew again at the two thick erections presented to her.
“Meow!”
“Oh for fucksake, ZAP!” Killer groaned, chasing the cat around the bedroom.
“Where the fuck did he come from?” Kid growled.
“My son likes to sleep in the laundry basket,” Nina replied matter-of-factly, “Zap! Come to mama!”
“No! Not to mama!” Killer complained, trying to grab the cat as it jumped up on the bed. He scruffed Zap and carried him out of the room, ignoring Nina's sad whines, placing the cat firmly on the hallway floor and shutting the door quickly before Zap could sneak back in. “Fucking cockblock.”
“Aw, Zap doesn't mean it!” Nina replied, before Killer grabbed her and made her giggle by flipping them both so she was laying on top of him. Kid took his queue to climb up on the bed behind her, settling between Killer's legs. Nina bit her lip as she reached between her legs to position Killer's cock, sinking down onto it with a relieved sigh. “Ah, doesn't get any better than that,” Nina grinned.
“We'll see about that,” Kid grunted, fisting himself to coat his cock in lube and applying more to Nina's ass. Killer held her flat against him, keeping her from squirming while Kid lined himself up. Nina squeaked as he pushed the head of his cock against her asshole, only pressing in the tip before pausing as he met resistance.
“Breathe, princess,” Killer soothed, “relax sweetheart, let him in.”
Nina whimpered against Killer's clavicle as Kid slowly pushed in further, attitude entirely forgotten as both her holes were filled and she clawed at the sheets either side of Killer. She let out a low whine as Kid fully seated himself, stilling inside her as she adjusted to the fullness. “Fuck yer tight,” Kid groaned. He made an experimental pull almost all the way out, before pushing back in again.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” Nina groaned, “yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck me, fuck me!”
“Say no more,” Kid replied, grabbing her hips and giving her a hard thrust that made her scream. Killer exchanged a shit eating grin with the captain over Nina's shoulder as she buried her face against his chest, before he too began to move, making thrusts up into Nina's cunt to match Kid's harsh pace. Nina screamed like a bitch in heat as both men fucked her hard, making Killer grunt as she took out her overstimulation on him, biting and sucking at his chest and leaving marks all over his tan skin. Kid's hands were leaving bruises on Nina's hips as he held them tight, showing no mercy with his pace.
“Good girl,” Killer cooed, “does that feel good? Your holes nice and full now?”
“Yes!” Nina cried, “so- so full! Gonna cum again!”
“Cum for us then, princess,” Killer purred. Nina immediately bit down on his shoulder, making Killer swear as she let out a muffled moan against his skin and clamped down around their cocks. Killer's thighs grew wet with her release as she quivered, but neither man let up, prolonging the orgasm. She went boneless between them, a ragdoll for them to fuck, completely dick drunk and making weak moans.
“Fuckin’ hell,” Kid groaned, “can I cum inside her Kil?”
“Fill her up,” Killer replied with his own grunts, close to cumming as well, “fuck, I'm close.”
“One more from her?” Kid asked.
“Aye,” Killer agreed, the two of them working in tandem to hold back their own peaks while they forced Nina to another. “Come on Nina, one more sweetheart, I know you can do it.”
Nina shook her head against him, but the coil in her stomach was already pulling tight again, she couldn't deny it. She made a surprised gasp as Kid smacked her ass, feeling a rush of electricity through her body that reignited her. “Fuck, do that again,” she moaned. Kid complied, giving her a series of smacks, alternating which cheek he focused on as he kept up his brutal thrusts. “Fuck, fuck, cumming!” She screamed, seeing stars and shaking hard. She had a blissed out smile on her face as she collapsed against Killer, who groaned at her pussy still fluttering around him from the aftershocks of her orgasm and couldn't hold back any longer. He swore as he emptied his balls, and Kid quickly followed suit, giving one last hard thrust before stilling deep inside Nina's ass and painting her walls white.
“Fucking hell,” Kid panted as he pulled his cock out and collapsed next to them.
“Say thank you, princess,” Killer forced out between hard breaths.
“Th-thank you,” Nina stuttered, half asleep.
“Maybe yer not so bad,” Kid teased, patting Nina's bare ass playfully as he groaned at his stiff joints and climbed out of bed.
“Where are you going?” Nina asked in a sad tone that surprised both men.
“Oh I- I thought we were done here,” Kid replied unsurely.
“Go get a wet cloth from my bathroom, then come back,” Killer told him, “you're staying with us.”
“You sure?” Kid asked, eyes flicking between them as Nina rolled off Killer, who quickly untied her wrists and threw his sash to the floor.
“We're sure,” she confirmed, reaching out to hold his hand, “stay.”
“Okay,” Kid replied softly, giving her hand a gentle squeeze, “I'll stay.”
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weneverlearn · 2 years ago
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Nice little write up from circa when I did the first book tour out west in 2010, written by the fine fella that started the great "10 Things Jesus Wants You to Know" fanzine that I named in my book. Kind words and a couple stories from way back... And the mentioning of the kooky Canadian zine, Gee-Zuz, was a good brain fog rattle too.
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420,000,000 Reefer Fans Can’t Be Wrong Punk Gunk, Garage, Psych & Other Wild Shit — Volume 420
Our annual 4/20 holiday mix — 19 "New Rockophonic" HIGH Fidelity Recordings for your holiday (or any day) listening pleasure. Featuring musical joints from Th' Losin Streaks, Kid Congo & The Pink Monkey Birds, The Cavemen, Astral Magic, Sonnyskyes, Drunk Mums, Mean Jeans, Bass Drum of Death, and 11 more bands who can’t be wrong.
Apologies to The King (still America’s favorite pillhead/narc/rock icon). Legalize Marijuana Everywhere Now! End the War on Drugs!
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Running Time: 59 minutes, 53 seconds
Tracklist
I Mean You (2:50) — Th’ Losin Streaks | Sacramento, CA
This Generation (2:55) — Opinion | Occitanie, France
Flowers On My Grave (2:57) — The Cavemen | Auckland, New Zealand †
The Boy Had It All (3:22) — Kid Congo & The Pink Monkey Birds | Tucson, AZ
Echoes All Around (3:36) — Sun Dial | England, UK †
Let's Take a Ride (4:02) — Astral Magic | Finland †
Clean My Head (3:43) — The Brooms! | Portugal
I'm Flying Too (2:57) — Sonnyskyes | Long Beach, CA
L.S.D. (2:30) — Acid Tongue | Seattle, WA
Something You'll Never Find (3:18) — The Cripplers + Alicja Trout | Memphis, TN
He Lost His Mind (2:47) — The Revox | Switzerland †
Last Day on Earth (2:34) — The Satelliters | Germany
Saturday (1:48) — Drunk Mums | Melbourne, Australia
I Don't Give a Shit Anymore (2:24) — Mean Jeans | Portland, OR †
Mindwater (3:45) — Still Animals | St. Louis, MO
And Here We Are (4:34) — Misty Lanes | Sydney, Australia
Revelations (3:43) — Levitation Room | Los Angeles, CA
White Vine (3:12) — Bass Drum of Death | Mississippi †
This Might Be The End (2:57) — The Decibels | Sacramento, CA †
All tracks released in 2024, except those marked † released 2023.
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