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Joe leaned against his sleek, maple-wood kitchen counter, fingers tapping along the edges as he scrolled through his phone. The coffee machine behind him sputtered every few seconds, while the wonderful, rich aroma of his dark chocolate coffee roast filled the air. The perfect drink to start his day.
He was quite certain he had already made a cup for himself earlier, but he had no idea where he put it, so he was making another.
As he waited in the kitchen, he tried to lean back and get comfortable. His black socks slid across the beige tiled floor, but they stopped when they hit one of the wheels of his butcher block.
He frowned.
That blasted butcher block.
If it didn’t pair so nicely with the rest of his kitchen—having a top the same color as his counters, and a lower half the same shade of ginger brown like his cabinets—he would’ve moved it elsewhere by now.
His kitchen was already cramped enough, and having this bulky block in the middle wasn’t helping in the slightest, but he liked it. It had some small shelves below that were able to hold a couple of his pots, pans, and even some of his smaller house plants.
Honestly, even if he did decide to remove the butcher block, his kitchen still wouldn’t have enough space for him to stretch his legs out.
Joe swears he’s seen apartments with bigger kitchens than his.
It didn’t even feel like a proper kitchen, more like a small portion of a hallway that had been boxed in with counters and cabinets.
On his left was his sink with a little window above it for him to place a few more plants by, and below that was his dishwasher. Pressed against his dishwasher was a lovely wooden spice rack that went up to his hips. There was a silver oven that was pushed against his back, white wall, along with a fridge about his height.
To his right was his pantry. Whoever designed this house didn’t give him a built in pantry, no, that would’ve given him extra space and storage, and that would have been too convenient, so he had to buy his own.
His pantry was taller than him by a good foot, and it was the same color as the rest of his cabinets in the kitchen. It’s doors were covered in thin, white netting that allowed him to take a peek at all the cooking supplies he had.
Parts of it’s exterior was chipped, and the carvings of leaves and flowers that aligned it’s bottom were faded, but they looked elegant nonetheless.
“It looks old.” Sandman’s voice rang through his head. That’s what he told Joe when he had first seen his pantry.
“It’s antique!” Joe had exclaimed
“That’s fancy people talk for ‘old’.” Sandman snickered, “It looks nice, though. Yeah.”
Speaking of Sandman…
Joe quickly scrolled through his contacts and clicked on Sandman’s name.
“Good morning! I will be going to a cafe today, do you want me to pick up anything for you?” Joe had texted his friend earlier this morning. He thought Sandman wouldn’t respond for a while, especially since he tends to oversleep, but to Joe’s surprise, he actually got a reply not even an hour later.
“maybe a cool leaf”
Joe chuckled as he reread the message.
“I’ll keep an eye out. Anything else?��
Sandman never responded back.
Joe could only assume he had dozed off. He did text Sandman quite late, didn’t he?
Joe quickly checked what time he had messaged--
His eyes snapped open.
‘5 in the morning?!’
Oh dear, he hopes he didn’t wake Sandman up with his first message.
Joe let out a yawn as he thought to himself.
5 AM…
That must’ve been the time he woke up.
And he didn’t fall asleep last night until… Gosh, Joe couldn’t even remember.
What he did remember was the fact he had spent most of his evening texting Disco Kid, and his body absolutely loathed him for it.
It didn’t matter how tired he was, though. He couldn’t risk going back to bed to try and squeeze in a few extra minutes of sleep. He had breakfast with the rest of the Minor Circuit this morning, and he’d hate to miss it.
The exhaustion was well worth it, however. The things Disco told him, all those juicy snippets of what he went through last night, the anticipation alone was enough of a payoff for Joe.
He clicked out of his texts from Sandman, and went to the texts he got from Disco Kid. He scrolled to the very top and started to reread them.
“joe”
“joe”
“jo”
“je im in the barwiht aran right??????”
“Yes?” Joe had sent back. He had been laying in bed reading a book when he received these.
“guess wh o shwoed up”
Joe didn’t even have the chance to respond before Disco sent his next text.
“octave!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Joe remembered how he shot out of his bed, accidentally sending his book flying across the room, and stared at his phone with wide eyes.
“What?” Was all Joe could text back.
“i know rihght??? I didnt k now he was comignaran said he wasnt”
Joe was completely glued to his screen. He was as captivated as he was frustrated.
“Keep me updated, please.” He had told Disco.
“was already plannign on it”
“Don’t take any of Aran or Octave’s mistreatment. Leave whenever you need to.” Joe pressed his lips together when he reread that message. That sounded like such a ‘parent’ thing to say, didn’t it? But Joe was genuinely worried.
It’s bad enough to be stuck in a bar with Aran, but for Octave to suddenly come in unannounced? Joe couldn’t even begin to imagine the sort of nightmare Disco went through.
Joe’s grip on his phone tightened.
What was with Overload and attending events he wasn’t invited to? What—was ruining the Major Circuit’s dinner not enough? He had to go for a second round? He had to bother Disco again, as if he doesn’t do that enough? Was it in his blood to make everyone in this stadium miserable? Or could he not stand the fact that everyone else could have fun with their friends except him?
Joe brought his coffee cup to his lips, ready to take a sip--
He stopped.
He looked at the white cup in his hands.
How long has he had this cup?
Has he been holding it this entire time?
He blinked.
Well, looks like he’ll be having two cups of coffee this morning. He probably needs it.
Joe took a sip and scrolled through his phone some more.
“he and aran are arugign now” Disco texted.
“Are they saying anything to you? They aren’t bothering you too much?”
“im good its just real akwwarrd”
Joe’s eyes flickered over to the top of his phone and checked the time. It was almost 9:30 AM, he has to meet his friends around 10:15. The cafe wasn’t too far from here, but still, he didn’t want to be late.
Joe glanced over to his coffee machine before he pushed himself off the counter, placed his cup down, and made his way out of the kitchen.
He kept his eyes on his phone as he entered a narrow hallway. It probably wasn’t the smartest thing to do, he’ll probably end up running into a wall or hitting his hip, but he found himself too engaged with last night’s events to care.
He placed one hand on the white wall beside him and lightly dragged it across its cold surface. He felt the occasional small bump or two as his fingers carefully maneuvered around the framed photos and pressed plants he had hung on the walls, all while his other hand kept scrolling through his phone.
“think im gonna try and talk to octave” Disco’s next message read.
A small wince escaped Joe’s lips.
“I’ll be honest, I don’t think you should.”
“i know but”
Joe remembered waiting in anticipation for Disco to finish that sentence, to elaborate—even just a little—but he never did.
Joe’s fingers hovered over his keypad--
He hit a corner.
Joe quickly grabbed his hip and hissed to himself. He’s definitely going to get a bruise there, and he had no one but himself to blame.
Joe entered the room to his left, his bedroom.
He turned to his ivory-colored desk by the door. Also an antique piece of furniture he owned, with drawers that had novelty knobs attached to them, and once sharp edges that were now worn corners. Some of its paint had chipped off as well, but Joe thought that gave it all the more charm. Though he will admit, he’s been meaning to clean off the top for some time.
It was mostly covered in bills, fancy notepads that he’s only filled a couple pages of, fan letters, and in the very back corner of the table, small mason jars with water in them for his plant clippings.
He’ll clean it another time, though.
When he’s less tired.
He set his phone in the middle of the table, right next to his black glasses case, and then walked over to the tall, slender mirror that was propped against the corner of his room.
He struck a pose, straightening his posture and combing his fingers through his hair before putting a hand on his hip. He raised his chin ever so slightly and felt a wave of confidence push through his exhaustion.
His attire this morning was a bit different compared to what he’s been wearing these last couple of days. He’s noticed he’s been wearing much more black, white, and grays than he usually does, and while those certainly weren’t bad colors, it never hurts to change things up. So today, he decided to wear a much needed varied palette.
His shirt was covered in thin, white and pine-green stripes, and he had its ends tucked into his pants, which were a deep cadmium green. They almost looked black at a glance, but they weren’t. Joe thought such shades complimented his hair, but he wouldn’t be wearing just this, oh no.
He spun around and faced his neatly made bed. Right in front of it was a swivel oak chair for his desk, which had his coat draped atop of it.
He plucked the coat off and slipped it on.
It stopped just above his knees, it’s sleeves were a little too large for him, it was a bit on the thinner side—not that Joe minded, it was supposed to be a bit warmer today anyways—and it was a gentle hue of pink that reminded him of blush. Its color paired wonderfully with his top.
He fiddled with the coat’s collar, smoothed out any wrinkles he could see, and struck another pose.
He put both hands on his hips, bent a leg ever so slightly, and flashed a smile. It was stilted, crooked, and it was perfect. He couldn’t have asked for a better smile.
Now his eyes, on the other hand…
He definitely needed to do something about them. He had some very heavy bags.
Joe reached over to his desk and popped open the glasses case. He slid his small, round-framed sunglasses on, looked in the mirror again, and let out a satisfied sigh.
There. Now he’s set for the day.
Joe grabbed his phone and stared at the screen for a moment.
Slowly, he found himself starting to scroll through Disco’s texts again.
Texts he got when he was a blink away from sleep.
“well that went great”
“Is everything alright?” Joe had asked.
“got insulted”
“shouldve seen that coming. feel like an idiot”
Joe lowered his brows, a twinge of guilt shot through him. He wished he could’ve done more for Disco. He wished he could’ve been there to help. Who knows what Overload and Aran had said to himt.
“Don’t say that about yourself.” Joe texted him. Disco didn’t respond again for another several minutes.
The loud beeps of the coffee machine snapped Joe out of his thoughts.
He nearly forgot about that!
Joe hurried out of his room and back into the kitchen.
He swung open one of his cabinets and dug through his cups until he managed to get his hands on one of his travel mugs.
He quickly poured the coffee into the mug, hissing to himself whenever some splattered onto his hand, and put a lid on.
He rushed to the door, slipped his dark brown shoes on, and just before he put his phone in his pocket, he looked at the very last messages he and Disco exchanged.
“finally going home. tonight kinda sucked”
“I’m sorry. Please be careful.” Joe told him.
Disco never replied.
Joe could only hope he had gotten home safely.
He also hoped last night’s events didn’t drag Disco’s spirits down too much.
Joe closed his phone, slipped it away, and finally left his house.
~ ~ ~ ~
Tiger slept soundly in one of the many hammocks that hung from his ceiling.
The hammock rocked ever so slightly, making his slumber all the more relaxing, as did the rays of sunshine that filled his living room.
Tiger shifted around, trying to get comfortable. The fabric creaked as he moved, he felt his long hair get wrapped around one of his legs, and he nearly kicked his thin, orange blanket out of the hammock, but once he brought his knees to his bare chest, feeling the soft fabric of his dark gray, silk pants press against his skin, he let out a content sigh.
He then grabbed the purple pillow he was resting on and buried his face into it, not caring for how messy his mustache and beard would get. No, all he cared for was this moment of pure, blissful peace.
He let an arm hang outside the hammock. There was a subtle smell of cinnamon that filled the air, most likely coming from the spice rack in his kitchen. And the quietness of his house? It was splendid. How he wished this heavenly sleep could last forever--
A loud ‘THUD’ suddenly made Tiger shoot up.
He clutched at his chest and whipped his head over to his apricot-orange door.
He narrowed his eyes at the tall, thin, stained glass window right next to it and watched a silhouette rush by.
‘Who dared?’ Tiger thought to himself
Who dared to disturb him?
Who dared to ruin his slumber?
Was it a fan? Or one of those fancily dressed men who always loved to waste his time trying to sell him something? Or perhaps it was the mailman?
Tiger tipped his purple hammock over and leaned forward, the front half of his body spilling off the side and into another hammock below. This one a bit smaller, and a rich, royal blue with yellow swirls stitched across it.
As he landed into the hammock, the frustration within him started to boil.
It better not have been that blasted mailman.
How many times has he told them to stop leaving letters at his door? He has a mailbox for a reason.
Tiger leaned forward again, dropping from the blue hammock into a larger, looser, magenta one.
Had he slept in his bedroom, he simply would’ve gotten out of bed, walked over to the door, and see what was outside, but his bedroom was nowhere near as comfortable as the hammocks, nor did it look as fascinating.
Tiger has gotten plenty of comments about his living room before. Both friends and strangers who happened to get a glimpse inside his house always made a comment about how ‘strange’ it looked, and while he won’t deny it was certainly a bizarre sight for newcomers, he also couldn’t deny that he loved its layout so much.
Besides having typical ‘living room’ furniture—couches, a coffee table, a TV stand—all arranged in a typical living room fashion, the room also had an unusually high ceiling.
He had no idea what was going through the builders’ minds when they were working on this house. Perhaps it was supposed to be a chimney, or maybe it was some botched attempt at a second floor, or perhaps it was supposed to be some sort of tower… Tiger will never know. They made the width of the ceiling the same as the living room’s, while it’s length seemed to stretch on for a good several feet, making it the perfect place for Tiger to decorate and fly through.
It was also the main reason Tiger got this house at such a low price.
He believed he did quite an excellent job at covering those tall, barren, honeyed-orange walls with all sorts of things he loved. From colorful, patterned sheets that stretched from corner to corner, to ropes that criss-crossed over each other and had bells, beads, and ripped cloths tied to them, giving them that extra bit of ‘flare’, to the black-cherry wooden shelves that were tethered to the ceiling and carried some of his favorite items. Some of those items being his magic books, photographs of him and his friends, little trinkets that reminded him of his home country, and now, one of the paper rats he had made with Overload.
It was the best room in his entire house, and it was his favorite place to nap at.
Before he got the hammocks, he used to fall asleep while hovering in the air, and he had a tendency to�� Drift around. Sometimes he’d bump into a wall, sometimes he’d wake up in a completely different room, and there were the very rare instances when he’d wake up and find himself outside.
The hammocks were a much nicer alternative, plus, whenever he’d wake up in them, he’d be greeted with the wonderful scenery of his living room.
A wonderful scenery he could’ve been enjoying right now had it not been for some heathen knocking at his door.
Tiger tipped over the magenta hammock and carefully extended a leg out. Once he felt his foot touch the silk carpet below—which was a much duller shade of magenta with a pinkish hue, and had intricate flower patterns embroidered into it—he hopped out and trudged over to the door.
He swung it open and looked around.
No one.
He then looked down and saw a rolled up newspaper. He sneered.
The mailman.
Of course.
Who else would have the gall to ruin his slumber?
Tiger grabbed that horrid paper and slammed the door.
He then tossed it onto his earthy-orange, camelback couch that was pressed against the back wall of the living room, which had a couple of pink and purple pillows sitting on it.
Tiger arched his back and stretched his arms high into the air, feeling the frustration drain away as rays of sun graced his skin.
He let out a yawn, satisfied, and relaxed his body.
He walked over to the couch, stepping over his brown slip-on shoes, some rolled up socks, a book that must’ve fallen from one of his hanging shelves, and his shirt from last night that he tossed out from his hammock.
He sat down and sunk into the cushions. His eyes slowly drifted to the right where his small, burnt umber end table was. To the left of the table, sitting diagonally from Tiger, was another camel-back couch, which had a pastel-blue blanket carelessly thrown on it. Atop the end table was a half drunken cup of black tea that sat on a little plate, and next to that was his light purple, metallic flip phone.
It was certainly a bit of a mess in here. He usually liked to clean up before he went to sleep, that way he wouldn’t have to worry about waking up to a mess, but he must’ve been too tired to do so last night.
Tiger rested his head against the cushion. He wasn’t fretting too much, he’ll simply poof all of this away as soon as his magic wakes up.
He looked back to the end table.
He grabbed his phone and flipped it open, eyebrows raising slightly when he saw he had a voicemail from Bear… And no messages from Hondo.
He lowered his brows.
He had texted Hondo yesterday, and the fact he hasn’t heard back from him yet did send a twinge of anger through Tiger.
It wasn’t like he texted Hondo at an absurdly late hour. No, he did it in the afternoon while he was making dinner.
And it wasn’t like Tiger’s message was rude, or threatening, or anything of the sort. It was formal and straight to the point.
‘Hondo, whenever you’re available, I’d like to talk with you.’
What—was Hondo still too upset with him over what happened at their dinner night to respond? Or was he too busy training to answer him? Tiger knew training was the closest thing Hondo had to a hobby, but would it kill him to send a single word back? Or did he think he was too good for that?
Tiger’s thumbs hovered over the keypad, tempted to send Hondo another message, but he closed the phone.
He’ll text Hondo again later. He was in no mood to ruin his day this early.
Tiger stared at the cover of his phone before his eyes lazily drifted to the nearby newspaper. He skimmed its title--
His eyes widened.
‘BALD BULL THREATENS FANS.’
Tiger shot out of his seat and shoved the paper into his face. He frantically read the article, picking up whatever bits of the story he could.
Someone tried to break into Bull’s house.
‘I just wanted a chance to interview him.’ The person claimed, ‘He wouldn’t come out, and we’ve been waiting for so long.’ Oh, Tiger could practically hear their whiny voice through the page.
Of course that’s what those deranged people love to tell journalists, of course they love to paint themselves as innocent, curious fans who just want to hear one word from their favorite boxer as if they were owed it.
And the words used to describe Bull? It made Tiger’s blood boil.
‘Cruel’, ‘Careless,’ ‘Irrational’, those were only a small handful of what Tiger could spot, and he was certain if he found anymore, he’d tear the paper into shreds.
Tiger threw the paper down and dialed Bull’s number.
Why didn’t Bull tell him about this?
Was he planning to?
When did this even happen?
Was Bull hurt?
As his phone rang, Tiger flicked his wrist in an attempt to summon whatever clean clothes he could.
He didn’t care how ‘tired’ his magic was, he needed to check on Bull now.
The phone rang again. Tiger’s worries worsened.
He let go of the phone and used a little bit of his magic to keep it in the air as he started putting on his shoes.
The phone kept ringing. Tiger flicked his wrist again, patience wearing thin.
He suddenly felt a shirt land on his shoulder, followed by his unraveled turban.
He hurriedly put the dark purple shirt on before putting his hair into a messy bun.
The phone kept ringing.
Tiger used his magic to wrap his turban around his head.
The phone finally clicked.
Tiger grabbed it and opened his mouth—but his face dropped when he heard Bull’s voicemail play instead.
“Bull—Bull, I’m sorry, but I have to come over. I saw what happened and—and I’ll be there in a minute!” Tiger snapped his phone shut, and it disappeared to who knows where.
His magic finished tying his turban.
It was sloppy, crooked, and he had several strands of hair poking out, but it was done.
Tiger’s gem flashed, and he teleported away.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Joe took a sip of his coffee as he strolled through the neighborhood.
It was a perfect morning. The sun was shining, there was a pleasant breeze that carried the smell of dew-ridden grass and pollen, and there were plenty of people out and about.
Some were watering their gardens that were filled to the brim with bright, colorful, flowers, while some were setting up sprinklers for their lawn and for children to run through, while others were sitting on their porch and talking with their neighbors.
A smile spread on Joe’s face.
He found himself enjoying every little thing around him.
From the squirrels that ran along the tree branches, to the little nuts and berries sprinkled across the sidewalk, to the distant chatter of friends, there were plenty of small joys that made this morning all the better.
Joe went to take another sip of coffee--
When a sudden car horn made him jump.
He fumbled with his cup, catching it at the last second and holding onto it with his dear life.
Oh, he’s going to give that driver a piece of his mind--
“Joe! Is that you?!”
Joe whipped his head around, face immediately lighting up when he saw Disco Kid sitting in his fancy-looking yellow car with its roof down. He beamed and waved at Joe.
Joe hurried over, hand over the lid of his mug so it wouldn’t spill, “Good morning! Fancy running into you so soon, how are you?”
Disco rested his arm against the side of his car, the sleeves of his loose, white satin shirt had been rolled up to his elbows, “Not too shabby, you?”
“Oh, fine, fine.” Joe hummed, then he leaned closer to Disco, “Now I love you to bits, but you nearly gave me a heart attack.”
Disco shrunk back, “Awh, shoot, sorry Joe. Just got excited. Hey--!” He perked back up, “Wanna ride?”
“Absolutely.” Joe went over to the passenger seat.
Disco fiddled with the radio while Joe got comfortable. He then watched Joe slip his coffee into the cup holder. He smirked.
“Dang Joe, we aren’t even at th’cafe yet and you already got yourself a cup of joe?” He slapped his knee and wheezed, as if that was the funniest thing he’s ever said.
Disco kept laughing, but when he glanced over and saw Joe’s tired, deadpanned expression, he immediately stopped.
He fixed his composure and cleared his throat.
“Anyways, so, uh…” Disco tapped his fingers along the wheel, trying to ignore the disappointed look Joe was giving him. He put his car into drive, “Cafe time!”
He hit the gas and off they went.
Cheesy 70’s music filled the awkward silence between them. Disco stayed quiet, lips pressed together and eyes staring straight ahead, clearly still embarrassed over that little joke of his. Joe on the other hand, despite how much that joke drove him crazy, couldn’t stay mad at him. In all honesty, hearing that joke actually brightened his mood.
Not because it was funny, but because that meant Disco was feeling happy enough to actually tell a joke despite what happened last night.
Joe looked at himself in the side view mirror and brushed his fingers through his hair. His eyes flickered over to Disco.
“Did you sleep well last night?” He asked.
Disco shrugged, “I guess. Got home kinda late, wasn’t feeling all that tired. Probably got like a couple hours at best, but it’s whatever.”
“You could always get some coffee at the cafe.” Joe suggested.
Disco gave a nod and tilted his head towards his friend, “Maybe, but I’m thinkin’ of trying something different. Don’t they make teas over there? Might try one of ‘em.” He slowly pressed on the brakes and they lingered at a stop sign for a moment. He drummed his fingers against his dark violet shorts and bobbed his head, enjoying whatever outdated tune was playing.
He started to drive again, “How bout you?”
“Oh, I hardly got any sleep.” Joe chuckled, “I am looking forward to seeing Kaiser and Hippo, though.”
Disco nodded, eyes glued to the road.
Joe’s happy expression started to falter.
His head drifted to the side, and he watched the neighborhood pass by. The road ahead wasn’t all that interesting, just a straight line with tall trees and streetlights on both sides, but the houses around it? The residents? The little stores and restaurants? Now those were quite pleasant to look at.
Joe took it all in. The people walking their dogs, groups of friends sitting outside small shops and chatting about their plans for the day, and the wonderful decor that surrounded the buildings. Colorful banners, strips of ribbon tied to the outside of windows, flags, pinwheels, and of course, Joe’s favorite, the plants.
From large, terracotta pots filled with vibrant flowers, to the hanging plants that were strung to awnings, even the ‘unintentional’ decor had a sort of beauty to him. The vines that crawled up walls, the dandelions that sprouted from pavement cracks, even the small bits of moss that clung onto the corners of buildings had a sort of charm to them.
Joe couldn’t fully enjoy this moment, however. Not when his mind was plagued with one thing.
“Speaking of friends…”
Joe noticed the corner of Disco’s mouth twitch.
“How did your night with Aran and Overload go?”
“Right, my ‘friends’. My besties.” Disco sung that last word on a cynical note.
“Alright, ‘friends’ is certainly a bit of a stretch. I just wanted to know how—I mean, I know last night went badly, but I wanted to make sure you’re doing alright and--”
“Yeah, yeah, I know. You’re good, Joe.” Disco cut him off, “Appreciate it, but uh--” His mouth lingered open as he kept his eyes on the road, “Yeah, no, it sucked.”
“Well, I can imagine!” Joe exclaimed, “You were stuck in a bar with Aran! Heavens knows that man hardly showers. I can only imagine what breathing in his fumes can do to you.” Joe slid his sunglasses down, trying to see if he had managed to lighten Disco’s mood up a little, but all Disco did was let out a dry chuckle.
“Yup, that’s Aran for you.”
Joe took off his glasses and held them close, “And Overload—I’m guessing he was the one insulting you?”
Disco gave a shrug, “Yeah, I mean, not like I wasn’t expectin’ it or something. I tried to talk to him and it went… Okay-ish, but ya know what? He wasn’t half as bad as Aran was.” His grip on the wheel tightened, “Like, oh my gosh, I could go on forever about Aran, but it’s like—I give th’guy a ride, I went with him to the bar—and I don’t even like bars—but I still went cause I didn’t want him to be alone, cause he told me he hated that--”
“You’re too kind to him, do you know that?” Joe cut in.
“Yeah, well, we’re fr—we talk a lot. Sometimes I like to hang around him, right?” Disco said, “And I don’t mind helping th’guy out. Like, if somebody I knew from the stadium needed a hand, I’ll give it to ‘em! But he didn’t even thank me! I know that’s a stupid reason to get mad, but c’mon.”
“No, no, I’d be mad too!” Joe piped up, “What, you go out of your way to drive him to some random bar—free of charge—and stick around, and he can’t even cough up a ‘Thanks’?” Joe folded his glasses, slid them into his jacket’s pocket before he muttered to himself, “It’s common courtesy.”
Disco started to slow the car down as he eyed an open spot by a curb.
Joe eyed it as well.
His face scrunched.
Parallel parking.
A true nightmare.
He then looked back to Disco, “Did Aran do anything to show you a bit of appreciation? Or did Mr. World-Circuit feel too high and mighty for that?”
“He paid for whatever food I got.” Disco said as he carefully pulled into the spot, “Wasn’t good food, but at least I didn’t have to pay for it.”
“Didn’t even text a ‘Thank you’?” Joe asked.
Disco laughed. It was bitter. “Nah, just threats cause I didn't want to drive him home.”
Joe didn’t bother to hide his repulsion, “What did he say?”
“Typical Aran stuff.” Disco said with a click of his tongue as he parked the car, “Told me he was gonna beat me, tear my head off, went off on this whole thing bout how he was soooo much stronger than me ‘n that he’d ruin my life, which--” Disco laughed, “He’s already ruinin’ my life just by being around me.”
His laughter died down, and his smile fell, “That’s Aran for you.”
Disco took the keys out of the ignition and shoved them into the pocket of his shorts. He swung open the door and looked at the path ahead.
“Cafe’s a small walk from here, that work for ya?” He asked.
“I don’t mind.” Joe responded as he got out of the car, “Thank you for the ride.”
Disco nodded as he stepped onto the sidewalk. He patted himself down, exhaled, and put a smile back on his face. It looked forced, but Joe decided not to comment.
“Sorry.” Disco said as Joe joined his side.
“What for?”
“Well I was—was kinda soundin’ like a jerk back there, wasn’t I?”
“Oh, stop.” Joe put his hand up, “You were upset, anyone would be after the night you’ve had. If anything, I think you were being too nice.”
That didn’t seem to ease Disco’s worries. Joe put a hand on his shoulder.
“I promise you, you were just fine. If you ever need to let these sort of things off your chest, I’m more than happy to listen.”
Disco relaxed some, “Thanks Joe.” He looked over to the end of the path, “If it’s all good with you, I can tell ya more at the cafe? Don’t wanna leave Kaiser ‘n Hippo outta this.”
“Oh, of course!” Joe clasped his hands together, “Besides, I have my own little stories I want to share with all of you. You won’t believe what I’ve seen these last several days.”
“Oh yeah?” Disco raised his brows as he leaned closer to Joe, hoping to hear a little more.
Joe was about to tell him to be patient, but then his phone rang.
He dug it out of his pocket, hoping it was Sandman finally responding, but confusion flashed across his face when he saw Hondo’s number.
He answered the call and pressed the phone against his ear, “Hello?”
“Good morning.” Hondo greeted, his voice stiff, “I apologize if this is sudden--”
“No, no, don’t be! I always enjoy hearing from you. Is--” Joe’s voice trailed off as he kept walking, “Is everything alright?”
It was silent for a moment.
Despite Disco’s head being turned the other way, Joe could see him trying to watch out of the corner of his eye.
“I…” Hondo finally began, “I had the strangest dream a few nights ago, but now I’m—I’m not so certain it was a dream.”
Joe lowered his brows, “What do mean?”
“Over the weekend, I was training. It was getting late, and I didn’t want to rest yet, so I made myself some tea...” Hondo said, “...And while I was waiting for it to cool, Tiger appeared in front of me. He shouted at me, and I—I don’t even recall what he said. It happened so suddenly, and then he disappeared.”
Joe let out a barely audibly ‘What?’
“It was so bizarre that I—truthfully, I thought I was losing my mind. I thought I had gotten so tired that I was finally starting to see things, so I went to bed.”
“So what makes you think it wasn’t a dream?” Joe asked. He could feel Disco’s eyes on him, but he paid him no mind.
“I received a text from Tiger yesterday. I can't help but feel that and his sudden outburst are connected.” Hondo muttered, “He wants to talk with me. I’m not sure about what, but if he’s going to act so irrational, I don’t know if I want to talk to him.”
“Well, you’re going to have to eventually. You go to the same stadium.”
“I know.”
It felt like Hondo wanted to say more, but after another stretch of silence, Hondo sighed.
“I apologize for this again. I know it was sudden, it’s just—“
“No, please, don’t worry about it. If that happened to me, I know I’d want to tell somebody.” Joe tried to reassure him.
“Thank you. I suppose I didn’t—I--” Hondo fumbled with his words, “I couldn’t bring this up to Bear. As much as I appreciate him, he’d try to get Tiger and I to ‘make up’ over what happened at the dinner. He even tried to convince me of that very thing last night.” There was a hint of annoyance in his tone, “He told me his hand was feeling better, that he’d like to try and spar again, and then he suggested we bring everyone else along. Tiger, Don, even Overload. He said it would be great to ‘have everyone back together’, but I just—I can’t. Not now.”
Joe finally looked over and caught Disco staring. Disco jumped and whipped his head the other way. Joe put his attention back on the phone as they walked on.
“That definitely sounds like something Bear would say.” Joe chuckled, “He means well, but like you said, you’re not all that thrilled at having another get-together, are you?”
“Not for a long time.” Hondo said.
Joe looked up ahead. He could see the cafe waiting for him and Disco. It’s aged, seashell-white bricks were decorated with splashes of light, dusty red hues that faded into a gentle pink the closer they got to the ground, and they helped make the snow-white frame around the rectangular window pop out.
The left side of the small, one story building had been covered with tons of tiny, twisted vines, and resting in the alleyway next to that wall were tens of pots that varied in shapes and sizes, and filled with what looked like hundreds of different flowers, bushes, and even a few little fruit plants. They all mingled together, making an otherwise dull alley into something quite beautiful. They also did an excellent job at blocking off the side door to the cafe.
The mahogany-red front door had been propped open with a rock, letting the heavenly aroma of coffee and fresh pastries out into the world… A heavenly aroma that made Joe and Disco pick up the pace.
“Just let Bear know how you feel, hm? I’m sure he’d understand.” Joe said.
“I will. In due time. I just needed someone else to talk.”
Joe nodded as he stared at the round, gray patio tables that sat outside the cafe. Each of them had a black umbrella in the center, while their aluminum seats had light green, checkered cushions on top of them. Most of the tables had already been taken, and when Joe glanced at the window and saw how crowded it was inside, he started to worry that they might not be able to find a seat--
But as soon as his eyes landed on Kaiser sitting at one of the outdoor tables, with a large tree towering over it, creating the perfect shade for them, he felt a wave of relief hit him.
“Alright,” Joe exhaled, “I hope you’re feeling a little better now.”
“I am. Thank you, once again. Could I…” Hondo hesitated, “Would it be alright if we kept in touch about this? I don’t want to bring Bear’s spirits down, or cause any trouble with--”
“Please, you’re fine!” Joe swatted at the air, “I don’t mind at all.”
“Thank you.” Hondo said, “Have a good day.”
Finally, Joe hung up.
A mix of satisfaction and concern filled him. Not the most comforting feeling to have—and not the most soothing conversation he’s had—but at least he could help Hondo in someway.
Joe felt Disco staring at him again.
Before he could turn around and apologize for the long call, Disco started talking.
“Soooo, what was that bout? Everything all good with Hondo ‘n Bear?”
“Yes, yes, they’re just fine. I’ll tell you in a few, but for now--” Joe slipped his phone into his coat’s pocket and waved his hand, “Hello Kaiser!”
Disco looked straight ahead and spotted Kaiser, who was giving a smaller, slower wave back.
Joe pulled out one of the chairs and flashed his friend a smile.
Kaiser had enough energy to force a grin on his face before he brought his attention back to a stack of papers in front of him. He kept a strong grip on a worn down pen and scribbled away as if his life depended on it. Joe was admittedly impressed to see that despite how fast he was going, Kaiser’s handwriting looked so neat.
“Paperwork? At a cafe?” Disco asked as he rested against a chair.
“Well, it’s the perfect place to get work done, isn’t it? It’s nice, quiet, and there’s some good food.” Joe said with the raise of his head.
“Yeah, but like—we’re supposed to be having a chill morning. Shouldn’t have to be doin’ homework on a day like this.” Disco said.
Joe opened his mouth—but Kaiser spoke instead.
“I will put it away soon.” He said, still writing, “I came here early. Wanted to see how many forums I could complete before you two came. I do not want to ruin our morning.” He sounded exhausted.
He looked exhausted.
Joe held his tongue, refraining from sharing any comments about Kaiser’s attire.
He wore a plain beige shirt with three buttons at the top, but only one of the three was actually buttoned up. Over that, he wore a trench coat about the same length as Joe’s, and it’s color was a rather gross, swampy green—not that Kaiser’s coat was gross, goodness no, it’s what the color reminded him of that was gross.
Joe also couldn’t help but notice how… Worn down the coat seemed. Torn ends, wrinkles, small stains and holes, he wondered how long Kaiser has held onto it.
Kaiser’s khakis had their bottoms half-heartedly tucked into his dark brown, leather combat boots, which it seemed he didn’t even have the time to tie the laces of.
Joe watched Kaiser set the pen down and grabbed a cup of black coffee that had been sitting by his papers.
“The forums are for my students.” Kaiser added unprompted.
Joe and Disco looked at him.
“Safety forums, parental permission, some for removing students because the boxing classes were ‘too violent’.” Kaiser scoffed at that last part, “I understand that it is a harsh sport, but violent? I always make sure my students are safe as they learn. I would never push them to such extremes.”
“The kids are complaining bout that?” Disco asked.
“The parents.” Kaiser answered, “Children love the class, they love giving hits. Parents, however, think it is too much.”
“Jeez.” Disco rolled his eyes before he leaned even closer to Kaiser, “Why don’t ya take a break from those lousy forums and eat some breakfast, huh?”
Joe was about to tell Disco that Kaiser’s work wasn’t ‘lousy’, but Kaiser nodded and slipped his papers into a dark green, beaten-up messenger bag he had hung around the back of his chair.
“Breakfast sounds nice. I will save the seats, and you two will grab the meals?” Kaiser asked.
“Yes, that sounds good. What would you like?” Joe asked as he took off his coat and placed it over his chair.
“The porridge, please.”
“Right,” Disco nodded before he looked around, “and uh, where’s Hippo?”
“He could not make it.” Kaiser said.
Disco jumped, “What?!”
“Visiting his island. 'Royal duties' is what he told me.”
Disco put his hands on his hips, “Awh man, that sucks. We can’t just leave a guy hangin’ like that! We could pick somethin’ up for him while we’re here? Maybe like uh, a cookie or somethin’?”
“I’m sure they have something inside fit for a king.” Joe said with a chuckle, proud of himself for such a quip, “But yes, I’m starving! Let’s get something to eat.”
Disco started to bounce, “Yeah, and then you’re gonna tell us bout Bear Hugger, right?”
Kaiser raised a brow, “Something happened to Bear?”
Joe flicked his wrist, “Oh, just you wait. You two won’t believe the things I’ve seen.”
~ ~ ~ ~
Tiger teleported above Bull’s house.
He didn’t want to be here.
He needed to be inside.
He shook his head.
He wasn’t going to try and teleport again. He might end up somewhere even farther.
He started to fly towards Bull’s backyard.
Wind rushed past his face, and he swore his turban was just seconds away from unraveling--
His body suddenly jerked to the left.
He cursed.
He tried to put his focus back on his flying, only for a sharp, stabbing pain to shoot inside him, cause him to jerk to the side again.
He stopped and immediately hit his gem with the palm of his hand. A pathetic attempt to get his magic to wake up faster.
Tiger looked at the red, clay tile roof of Bull’s house. He slowly brought himself closer to it.
With each agonizing second that passed, his panic only grew worse.
Each second wasted out here was a second he could’ve used to help Bull.
And the group of people he saw outside of Bull’s gates while he was high in the air?
The large crowd gathered out there—some with their cars parked in the middle of the road, and some with own tents? It made Tiger furious.
The sun shone on Tiger and burned his skin.
Don’t those people have lives? Families? Friends? Anything else they could spend their time on rather than constantly harassing his friend?
If only Tiger’s magic was working properly, oh how he’d love to create a horrifying illusion to scare them off.
When Tiger was finally close enough to the roof, he stopped flying and landed on it with a loud thud.
He turned around and eyed the balcony to Bull’s room.
He started walking towards it, the clay tiles rattling under his weight.
He held his breath.
The rattles grew louder.
He swore he heard one make a snapping sound--
Or was that the sound of a camera?
He couldn’t risk bringing more attention towards Bull.
He whipped his head around.
He didn’t see anyone.
And with how tall Bull’s cement fence was, he was certain the paparazzis couldn’t see him.
Still, he couldn’t stay out here for a second longer.
Tiger reached the edge of the roof and jumped onto the balcony.
He turned towards the purple curtains that covered the door way to the room and poked his head through.
“Bull?!” He hollered, his voice echoing through the large, empty bedroom. He took a step in, “Bull, I’m here to check on you! It’s just me—Tiger!”
No response.
Bull must still be in that spare room downstairs.
At least, Tiger hoped so.
Tiger hurried past the curtains and towards the burnt umber, round framed door that led to the rest of the house. He quickly scanned the room as he ran through it.
A pile of pillows sat on Bull's bed. It looked like they hadn’t been touched in days, nor did the neatly folded blankets beside them.
The rest of the room was perfectly still, and marvelously decorated as always, and the way the sun poured through the large, arched windows and shone onto the colorful fabrics on Bull’s ceiling? It was gorgeous, to the point it almost felt like a mockery to what his friend was going through.
Tiger slipped out of the bedroom and stepped out onto the interior bridge that connected to the staircase. He grabbed onto the wooden railings and leaned over, facing towards the front door. He sharply inhaled.
The two tall, narrow windows that sat on both sides of Bull’s door had been shattered.
What looked like millions of glass shards were scattered across the light, mahogany wooden floor.
Tiger quickly looked to the left where Bull’s living room stood.
There were probably even more shards hidden under the furniture and in between the threads of his rug, and he noticed the window there had several large cracks on it as well.
He hurried down the stairs.
As soon as he hit the last step, he leapt into the air and flew over the glass.
He stared at the mess, wincing at how many jagged pieces there were.
He also noticed multiple large rocks scattered amongst them.
He looked back to the broken windows and noticed ripped pieces of cloth stuck on some of the edges. Someone must’ve been trying to reach for the doorknob.
He peered through the windows and noticed the mosaic lamps Bull had hung outside and been knocked down and shattered.
Sun filled the house and bounced off the shards, decorating Bull’s walls with hundreds of fractured light. Some were tainted in gentle hues of greens from nearby plants, some were vibrant purples and blues due to the pieces of the mosaic lamps they hit, while many others had been tinted a soft orange.
Their warped, sharp shapes reminded Tiger of scattered puzzle pieces, or broken parts of a painting that needed to be mended.
In a horrible way, it was beautiful, but Tiger had to get rid of it.
‘Perhaps…’ He thought to himself, ‘It’d be better to wait a few moments?’
His magic has already been so difficult to work with. He didn’t want to risk trying to teleport the broken glass elsewhere only for something bad to happen. They could end up in a place they shouldn���t be, or land on some innocent bystander, or--
Frantic footsteps shook the house.
Tiger looked ahead to the small hallway that lead to the guestroom.
The steps grew faster and faster, as did the heavy breathing accompanying them.
Tiger’s gem flashed rapidly, “Bull--?!”
A large hand suddenly shot past the tan wall and gripped onto the corner.
A frightened, defensive Bull followed after.
“You will not--!” Bull shouted, but his wild expression dropped when he saw Tiger.
Tiger darted higher into the air and hugged his knees to his chest—which he quickly let go of.
“Bull, I am so sorry for scaring you.” Tiger said as he gradually lowered himself.
“No, I’m–I didn’t know you were…” Bull’s voice dwindled, “...Why are you here?”
“I had to check on you!” Tiger exclaimed, “I saw what happened to you—I saw the paper, and I had to make sure you were doing alright and—oh!” Tiger hissed to himself, “Those blasted paparazzi. What a pathetic excuse of a job.” He glared down at the glass shards below him, catching glimpses of his fractured reflections.
Bull peered past the corner and took a quick glance through a broken window. Despite seeing no one outside, he stayed hidden behind the wall.
Bull tugged at his sideburns, face occasionally scrunching whenever his fingers touched one of his bruises.
Tiger swore he didn’t have nearly as many the last time he saw him.
But he kept quiet.
He also kept quiet about any concerns he had towards Bull’s appearance, as he was quite certain Bull was well aware of how dreadful he looked.
The tear streaks on his face, his messy sideburns, the uncomfortable shifting of his feet… And it looked like Bull has worn that taupe-colored shorts and that drab, beige t-shirt for days. They were horrifically wrinkled, and the shirt had a few stains.
“I wish you had--” Bull began, but his brittle voice dwindled again. He folded his arms and gripped onto the sleeves of his shirt. His uneasiness grew. “I know you mean well. I appreciate you, but I--”
“If this is about my sudden arrival, again, I sincerely apologize.” Tiger cut in, “I left you a voicemail, but I know you’ve probably had your phone off since you—since the fight, but I wanted to let you know in advance because--”
“I wish you had not come.” Bull said.
Tiger stopped.
He waited for a moment. He waited for Bull to take that back, or to apologize, but the longer the silence went on, the worse he felt.
“What?” He finally whispered.
Bull couldn’t look him in the eyes, “I know you mean well, but you should not have come. I didn’t want you to get stuck in the middle of this.”
“In the middle of what?” Tiger asked, “In the middle of some frantic—chaotic mess that you’re stuck in? Do you really think I’d go out of my way to call you—visit you—if I didn’t want to get into this? Why do you think I’ve told you to call me if you needed anything?” He flew closer to his friend, “You’re dealing with your horrible fans--for heavens sake, they tried to break in just to talk to you! You think I wouldn’t--”
“That is one of the reasons why I have not called you for help.” Bull said, his voice stiff.
Tiger was taken aback.
Bull still couldn’t look at him.
“But you--” Tiger mumbled, “I thought you weren’t able to call to me because of how many fans were bothering you?” He felt beads of sweat starting to form where the sun was hitting him.
“That is true. I would not lie to you about that. It has been a lot.” Bull dug his nails deeper into his skin, “But I did not want to call you because this--” He gestured at the broken glass before pointing towards one of the windows, “—Because they are dangerous, and you have dealt with me enough already.”
“Dealt?” Tiger repeated in a hush.
Bull finally looked at him, only for his eyes to quickly flicker away again.
“Dealt? What, like us being friends is just some little hassle I have to go through? An errand? Or do you see me helping you as some sort of babysitting duty?” Tiger shot himself higher into the air, now towering above Bull.
“Tiger, that is not what I said--”
“No, but it certainly felt like it!” Tiger snapped. He took a deep breath and lowered himself a few inches, “Are you referring to the night of your fight? Is that when I ‘dealt’ with you?”
“Yes.” Bull kept his mouth open to say more, but Tiger talked over him.
“Please, you were going through a hard time! You lost a fight, you were hurt, I wanted to help you! That’s not some sort of chore for me, I wanted to make sure you were safe.” He got closer to Bull’s face. Bull inched away.
“Is it so wrong for me to want to do the same now?” Tiger asked, “I don’t want to find out what’s happening to you through the paper. I want to be there as soon as I can, just like the night of your--”
“That night was different.” Bull said. He stepped forward, “There were only the two of us. Nobody else. I am still thankful for your help, but when my fans are around, it--”
“I’ve dealt with fans before!” Tiger exclaimed, “You don’t think I’ve had my fair share of deranged fans?!”
Bull lowered his brows, “You have not dealt with mine.”
“Yes I have!”
“No, you have not.” Bull raised a foot, ready to take another step, but when he saw the glass shards below, he stopped, “You have helped teleport me away from them, yes—and I am grateful for that—but those were all from a distance. You have not dealt with fans surrounding your house, or trying to break in to get close to you. That is very different.”
Tiger grit his teeth.
“So?” He asked, “So they’re a different kind of deranged, what of it? What makes you think I can’t help you with this?” His voice was filled with desperation and frustration. He leaned even closer to Bull, the front half of his body now in the hall, while the lower half still hovered above the shards.
Bull finally brought his eyes back to Tiger’s, “I do not doubt you can help me, but I do not want you to get hurt trying. I would never forgive myself.”
“Oh, hurt. Hurt!” Tiger scoffed as he threw himself away from Bull. He started to pace around in the air, anger growing inside of him, “What a fantastic point. I could get hurt. A Major Circuit boxer—who’s been punched a million of times—might get scratched up by some people with a camera!”
“It is not only about the physical injuries.” Bull said, but before he could add on, Tiger gave him a furious look.
His gem flashed brightly and a clone appeared between them. Half of it’s face had been fused with it’s turban, their colors bleeding and swirling together, while the other half looked as though it was melting, and slowly merging with his neck.
“What else--?” The clone asked, it’s voice distorted and painful to listen to, making Bull recoil.
Tiger swatted it away and took it’s place, “What else is there? If you tell me, I promise you, I could help you with it!”
“They will follow you!” Bull snapped back, finally raising his voice, “No matter where you go, they will follow you! You will not get a second to yourself. Every moment of your life will be on the paper or on the screen.” Bull got as close as he could to his friend without stepping on the glass, “You will be stuck hiding in your house, and even then, you will not be safe! They will always try to find you, or rip off a piece of you to keep to themselves. Tiger it would be far too much for you too handle. I have been dealing with it for years--”
“And you’re still not used to it!” A clone that appeared between the two men snapped. Tiger sliced it’s head off with one swift motion, making it disappear into a cloud of smoke.
“Then why can’t I use my magic to block out your windows? Or scare them away? I could even let you stay at my place!” Tiger clutched at his chest as his gem flashed rapidly.
Bull turned away and muttered, “I am already the ‘scariest’ boxer, yet they keep coming back. I do not want you wasting your energy on me—on these sort of people, and I will not risk putting you in the middle of this. I can handle it.”
Tiger’s hands curled to tight fists. He pressed his lips together and scowled.
There were a million things he wanted to say.
A million things that could possibly change Bull’s mind, or could do more harm than good.
He felt those words try to pry his mouth open--
Another clone flickered in the middle of the glass shards.
Tiger and Bull watched as the clone crouched down and stared at the pieces. It’s body was jagged, it’s arms jutted out in odd, sharp angles, as did it’s torso, and it’s legs looked a little too long to be normal.
It then turned it’s head over to Bull, showing off how most of it’s face appeared stretched, as if someone had grabbed it’s skin and pulled it away, leaving only a set of teeth visible, “As if you’re handling this well.” It whispered.
Tiger quickly whipped his head back over to Bull and hurt flash across his face.
Before he had the chance to waft the clone away, it disappeared.
It was Tiger’s turn to avoid looking at his friend.
He just stayed floating in the air, head down, looking at his reflections in the broken glass.
He could feel Bull staring at him, and that only made the sour pit in his stomach grow.
Bull finally sighed.
“Tiger,” He said, his voice low, “I appreciate you visiting, but I need you to leave.”
Tiger’s brows lowered.
He raised a hand in the air and curled it into a fist.
The shards of glass started to slowly hover off the ground. Speckles of lights danced around the house.
“I am doing this because—because I care about you. Because I love you.” Bull said.
Tiger then opened his fist, and the shards disappeared, “It certainly doesn’t feel like it.”
Even with the glass gone, he still kept his eyes on the floor.
Tiger opened his mouth, hesitating for a moment before he spoke again, “Has it ever occurred to you that I’m offering to help you because I also care about you?”
The sunlight felt as though it was burning Tiger’s skin off.
“I know I’ve been getting… Upset, but it’s because I also want you to be alright.” He drifted a few inches closer to his friend, his voice weaved with worry, “This is me telling you that I can help you.”
Bull stared back at him, a broken expression on his battered face… And then he took a step back.
“And this is me telling you I do not need it.”
Tiger stayed there, watching as Bull backed further away, until he eventually turned away and disappeared into the hallway.
He listened as his friend’s footsteps grew quieter.
Tiger’s hands trembled.
He squeezed his eyes shut and shook his head, “If you ever--!”
The footsteps stopped.
Tiger took a deep breath and lowered his voice, “If you ever change your mind, know that I will still give you my help.”
The silence lingered.
Then he heard the footsteps start again, followed by a door clicking shut.
Tiger waited for a few more moments, hoping Bull would rush out and tell him he does need his help, or to pull him into a hug and apologize, and then they could figure out how to work through this together, but that never happened.
Bull stayed in the guestroom, and Tiger stayed in the entryway.
With nothing more to do, and with no one needing him, his gem flashed, and he teleported away.
~ ~ ~ ~
“What?!” Disco blurted out, “And was there blood? Lotsa blood?”
“Thankfully not too much, but one of his nails nearly came off, and it looked awful.” Joe said as he gestured with his fork. He sat with his legs crossed, leaning back far enough that the chair looked like it was about to tip over, yet he somehow remained balanced.
Disco squeezed his eyes shut and shook his head, not too fond of the imagery that popped up, and even though Kaiser looked stoic—his arms folded and posture rigid—Joe noticed the subtle scrunch of disgust on his face.
“What happened after that?! Was Bear alright? Nothing got infected, did it?” Disco asked as he jabbed his fork into one of his waffles and shoved it into his mouth. There was so much whipped cream and fruit piled on top that they were practically hidden.
“The poor man was in agony.” Joe threw his head back, “Thank the stars this happened in the locker room though, because I was able to grab some paper towels and help clean him up.” Joe set his fork down by his salad bowl, “And thankfully Tiger heard the commotion as well and offered to get a first aid kit, but he was also…” Joe rolled his eyes.
Disco and Kaiser exchanged confused glances.
“Did… Tiger help Aran and Overload with the mousetraps?” Kaiser asked, his brows lowering.
Joe jolted, “No! Absolutely not. He was just frustrating to deal with that day.”
That didn’t seem to satisfy Kaiser, “Frustrating how?”
Joe’s cheeks turned a light pink, “I suppose ‘frustrating’ wasn’t the best word to go with, but—actually I need to explain a little more.” He grabbed his cup of mocha and held it close, “So after Tiger left, Bear wanted me to text Hondo about what was going on, so I did. Then before I knew it, Hondo suddenly appeared! I don’t know how he gets around so fast, but anyways--” He took a sip, “He checked up on Bear, asked who had set up those traps, then Tiger reappeared, and that’s when things got frustrating.”
Kaiser and Disco continued eating their breakfast as Joe explained what happened on that dreaded day.
He rambled about how everyone in the locker room realized Aran had been the one to place those traps inside the locker, how Octave most likely helped, how defensive Tiger got at the ‘accusation’, even though it was so obviously true.
Disco listened intensely, wrapped up in every detail of the story, never taking his eyes off of Joe, not even to make sure his fork was actually hitting his waffles.
Kaiser, despite listening attentively to everything Joe was saying, found his eyes occasionally drifting away. He’d glance at families that’d walk by with kids happily holding onto the parents’ hands, or at the occasional leaf or crumpled newspaper that flew with the wind. He ate a spoonful of porridge and put his focus back on Joe.
“Tiger and Overload…” Kaiser mumbled as he pat his mouth with a napkin, “I have never pictured the two of them becoming friends.”
“I’ve heard a bit bout ‘em through Aran.” Disco added as he took a sip of the strawberry-mango tea he ordered. It smelled so sweet to the point Joe was almost certain the baristas had given him a glass of fruit punch instead.
“They must be getting along well if Tiger is willing to defend him.” Joe said with another roll of his eyes.
“Pah, if I was friends with a man who was constantly cruel, I would not hesitate to call out their behavior.” Kaiser frowned as he straightened his posture even more.
“Exactly!” Joe said, “I don’t care how close I am with someone, if they’re being a pain, I won’t tolerate it. I don’t know why Tiger thought we were ‘antagonizing’ him, even though he knows Overload constantly acts this way.” He sunk down further into his seat, “A part of me just worries that he’ll get get wrapped up in Aran and Overload’s messes.”
“Nah, maybe not.” Disco said.
Joe and Kaiser stared at him.
“I think Tiger’s probably only gonna hang round Octave cause like--” Disco took another bite of his waffles and kept talking, “Tiger hates Aran, ‘n Aran? Guy can’t stand him either. He’s told me bout it before, and don’t tell the other guys at the stadium this, but…” His eyes flickered between the men before he leaned in, “I think Octave ‘n Aran hadda big fight.”
Joe’s eyebrows shot up, “Really now?”
Even Kaiser seemed surprised.
“Yeah! I texted Aran last night, right? Wanted to make sure he made it home—mostly cause his sister needs him—but when I asked, he started goin’ off about how fed up he was with Octave. Tried to get more outta him, but he stopped responding.” Disco then propped his head up with his hands and batted his eyelashes, “Maybe they were fightin’ over li’l ol’ me.”
That managed to get a chuckle out of Kaiser.
“Well…” Joe brought his coffee to his lips again, “It’s not like they haven’t fought before.”
“Yeah but like—I dunno. Aran gets into fights all the time, but he never complains bout it. Usually he just jokes and brags bout it or whatever, but like, this felt different, you know?” Disco said.
“And what about Tiger?” Kaiser asked.
Joe took a sip, “What about him?”
Kaiser’s expression grew serious, “He is with Overload. If Overload is not afraid to hurt Aran, who is to say he won’t hurt Tiger as well?”
Disco and Joe’s eyes went to anywhere but Kaiser as they pondered that question.
Joe’s mind was already filling with hundreds of horrible things Overload could do to Tiger—or to anyone for that matter. Heaven knows he’s probably furious over his little relationship drama with Aran, and it’s only a matter of time before he lashes out and gets someone severely hurt—
Joe quickly took another sip of coffee to try and drown out his thoughts.
He then cleared his throat, “I’m sure Tiger would be able to deal with it one way or another. He’s got his magic, he has friends to help him--”
“Like us!” Disco added.
“Right. Though he’s not too happy with me at the moment.” Joe muttered, “Either way, he can always ask for help when the time comes.” He then set his cup down and leaned his head against his hand, “Or he could do us all a favor and teleport Overload far away from here.”
Joe heard Disco laugh, and he could practically feel the eyebrow raise he got from Kaiser, but Joe picked up his fork and put his focus back on his salad.
Joe then heard Kaiser mumble to himself. He looked up ever so slightly
“Overload and Aran…” Kaiser grumbled as he stared into his black coffee, “I swear I have taught children with better manners than them.”
Joe hummed, a small grin on his face.
“Please, I don’t think that’s a very high bar for—oh!” Something on the ground caught his attention.
Joe carefully tipped his chair back further and reached towards the sidewalk.
“Dropped something?” Kaiser tilted his head.
“No, no, I found a leaf.” Joe plucked the leaf off the ground and sat right back up, “Sandman wanted me to find a nice one for him. I think this should do, hm?”
He twirled it’s red stem between his fingers, showing off a brilliant green leaf that had been adorned with bright yellow speckles that faded to orange at the bottom.
Kaiser paused, “I suppose, though I am not a leaf expert.”
“I like it!” Disco said with a mouth full of food, “Oh, speakin’ of Sandman, you see that little column bout him in the paper this morning?”
Joe perked up, “No, I haven’t. I think I saw a little bit about something going on with Bull--”
Disco cut him off, excited, “Yeah! It was on the page right after that. He might be havin’ another fight soon! I gotta keep my eyes open for it, I wanna buy my parents tickets to it—they love his fights and I wanna surprise ‘em.”
“Really?” Joe was about to ask ‘With who?’ But he closed his mouth when he remembered that miserable other champion that’s been trash talking his friend for the last couple of weeks. He let a twinge of annoyance show through as he thought about that boxer for a moment.
Did that champion really have nothing better to do than waste journalists’ time with his constant trash talk?
Doesn’t he have training to do?
People to punch?
Joe huffed. He wasn’t looking forward to dealing with that champion in the near future, but if it meant seeing Sandman eventually knock his lights out, then he’ll put up with it.
Joe exhaled before he put a smile back on his face, “Well, I’m sure whenever that fight arrives, it’ll be fantastic.”
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Tiger was back in one his hammocks, arms folded, a leg dangling off the side, and a scowl on his face.
He wished he had never gotten up this morning.
He wished he had ignored that blasted newspaper when it hit his door.
He could’ve slept in and woken up refreshed, but no.
He had to be a good friend and check on Bull.
And look where that’s gotten him.
Tiger’s flip phone orbited his hammock.
Tiger gave a halfhearted snap of his fingers, his gem flashed, and his phone let out a beep.
“Heya Tiger…” Bear’s voicemail played, “I was tryna call ya, but ya must’ve been asleep, hope I didn’t wake ya up on accident or somethin’.”
Tiger sunk deeper into his hammock as he listened on.
“Hope yer doin’ well for starters! My hand’s feelin’ loads better, still gotta be careful of course, but I was wonderin’ if yer gonna be free in a couple’o days? I was thinkin’ of goin’ back to th’stadium to work out, ‘n it’d be great to have ya around! We can practice in that li’l ring together, or ya can just sit ‘n watch, I don’t mind either way...”
Tiger sneered as the recording kept going.
Look at that, a friend that’s actually asking for his help, and he didn’t need to drag himself out of bed and teleport out of his house just to hear it.
It’s nice to know someone likes to have him around.
“...Ya good if Hondo tags along as well? Don might be comin’ too…” That last part was barely audible, but Tiger heard just enough to make his scowl grow.
Hondo still hasn’t responded to his message.
If Hondo refused to acknowledge Tiger’s attempts to reach out, then so be it, Tiger will gladly confront him in the stadium. Hondo couldn’t hide forever.
”...But he said he might be busy with uh—with stuff. He didn’t tell me with what, but hey! Maybe ya can ask Octave to tag along as well!” Even through the recording, Tiger could hear Bear’s smile.
Tiger doubted Overload would want to come after what’s happened, and he could only imagine the fit Hondo would throw if he saw him again.
“...I know that uh… That things have been kinda weird since, ya know, but…” Bear’s voice dwindled.
Tiger took a deep breath.
“...I guess I just want my buds to stay buds, ya know?”
It was quiet for a moment.
Tiger’s eyes lingered at the end of his hammock. For a second, he thought the voicemail had ended, but Bear spoke again.
“Anyways! Just, uh, just lemme know if ya’d like to come! Hope to see ya--”
Tiger’s phone started to ring.
He sat up and quickly flicked his wrist, teleporting the phone into his hand. Perhaps it was Bear checking to see if he’s able to train, or perhaps Hondo finally decided to respond—but Tiger stopped when he saw it was Overload calling instead.
Tiger answered, “Yes--? Hello, good morning!”
“Hey, Tiger.” Octave said, his voice muffled.
“Is everything alright? I’m so used to our little chats in the evening that this feels a little odd.” Tiger chuckled as he brought the phone closer.
“Yeah, yeah, I was uh…” Octave trailed off, “Hey, we’re uh—we’re friends, right?”
Worry and confusion started to fill Tiger's chest as he pressed the phone against his ear, “Why of course.” He let out another chuckle, nervous, “What brought this on? Is everything alright?”
“Nah, yeah, everythin’s fine.” Octave said, “Just checkin’.”
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triple-pupil · 2 years ago
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The other day @doodzoodz and I were chatting about Punch Out OST and then a Youtube comment illuminated us and converted Dood from his "meh" opinion on von Kaiser.
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Kudos to SykoMuffin.
The collective meltdown of this realization:
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I love these moments.
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Justice for my baby.
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darkita11 · 4 months ago
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matchamabs · 6 months ago
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Punch-Out!! Comic Project
oh my god we did it. it took like 6+ months but just in time for the 15th anniversary of the release of Punch-Out!! for the Wii, we created our own comic panels inspired by the original ones released alongside the game! a labour of love and extreme hyper-fixation lmao! please read them all because they're absolutely fantastic! and here are all the artists responsible <3 <3
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Glass Joe: @blormpo
Von Kaiser: @matchamabs
Disco Kid: @derpposen
King Hippo: @pulporila
Piston Hondo: @honeyhive65
Bear Hugger: @scrubazoid
Great Tiger: @glassjoemybeloved
Don Flamenco: @powpowpunchout
Aran Ryan: @ohshy
Soda Popinski: @fan-mans
Bald Bull: @lazypastrys-thingymajingky
Super Macho Man: @sukipershipper
Mr Sandman: @ashtxeman
Little Mac: @lukasdoodles
Donkey Kong: @bellasbarginart
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foundfamily-connoisseur · 9 days ago
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WOMEN BEAM ACTIVATE 💥💥💥💥💥
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Will do the others later... Von Kaiserin is my fav...look at her
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0lliecl0wn · 26 days ago
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yall really like the punch out memes huh
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sealamp666 · 19 days ago
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Drew some of my favorite boxers from the stupid boxing game I’ll draw the others soon too this was just a way to destress from uni and focus on rendering since I haven’t done it in a while lol
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rvstyartstar · 1 month ago
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Wsg punching dudes enjoyers
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nai418 · 1 month ago
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Youtube comments where Aran is bullying everyone
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unholy-idiot · 2 months ago
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haiii here’s what I think the punch out (Wii) characters would wear too sleep :33
Minor Circuit
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Major Circuit
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World Circuit
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The other ones >_>
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Like and subscribe for more awesome punch out content like this!
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itssavvytime · 2 months ago
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kaiser losing it but its gifs
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thank you for listening
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flamingoprincess25 · 1 month ago
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I’m losing my fucking sanity lads
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Anyways, where are the punch out fans?
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peppermintpillz · 4 months ago
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Von Kaiser when he’s having a panic attack during the middle of the boxing match
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anar-chii · 2 months ago
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So uh... Punch Out!! hyperfixation just came back... seen these kinda posts around before, so wanted to make my own ^^
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foundfamily-connoisseur · 23 days ago
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Height Chart for these bitches!!! Most of them are true to canon heights but others were from what the heart said
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Little Mac...my littlest boy...my sweet summer child how everyone dwarfs you so ♥️
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Couldn't fit King Hippo in 😔 he too beeg
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vampirtulpe · 2 months ago
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Making stupid memes that only appeal to me is my passion
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