#punch a facist too

[samus-arans-sweaty-pits-n-balls]

t4t - tism 4 tism

[artbean]

Corroded Coffin is back with their sophomore album, Memento Mori Motel.

With even more groundbreaking songs than the last album, those four boys from Hawkins Indiana have transformed into men with a message and a cohesive vision—keeping fans of rock and metal mesmerized by their musical innovation that defies genre entirely. (@eddiemonth day 8: rockstar)

The opening track, Jack Of All, plays like an instant classic. The riffs are crisp and clear as they poke fun at both their newfound fame and rural roots. I’m climbing up the walls / You just don’t have the balls / I’m never gonna fall / ‘cause I’m the Jack of All. The second song, If I Object (Objectify), is all noise, with hardly even a second to breathe before the wailing cries at the end. The words if I object melt into the word objectify, closing out the song in a soaring scream.

Hit The Nail Out Of The Park is a thoughtful examination of American boyhood, without shying away from how ugly growing up can be. The tempo may be slower but the track has a grit to it that can’t be ignored. Six Feet Under continues to wow audiences as the lead single, comparing the slow death of a relationship to being buried alive. Daisies sprout overhead / In the thick of goodbye / Now it’s just me in a flowerbed / Eternally wondering why.

In the second half of the album, Necrotizing Facist Idol isn’t afraid to punch up with hard hits or make a political statement. The message is pretty clear in the chorus: He’s eaten away at too much of our lives / He’s going to pay for his sins when he dies / No time to wait / Let’s amputate / The necrotizing fascist idol. 24hr lobotomy is more of an internal struggle of self destructive tendencies, and the desire to numb any feeling at all—and ultimately crashing down to earth when the vices wear off.

Postcard From Hell is a lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek vision of life after death, musing on the afterlife being not unlike a long, grueling vacation. The album ends on a tender yet bittersweet note, with the mysteriously titled Microscopic Fibers (Dying Star). The harmonizing guitars at the end is a standout moment as the song goes out with a bang, which turns into the whisper of the final notes. I can see your fire from light years through time / Like a star that died before it ever graced my eyes / Oh, slipping through my fingers (fingers, fingers) / Oh, how your presence lingers (lingers, lingers).

[lexd]

what do u mean u dont think suibaiting nazis is ok?????? what happened to the punch nazis thing??? is that not ok too??? well we cant fight facists with flowers n shit so what do u wanna do????

[transgenderprototype]

My cousin is like THE ultimate ally. Its funny too because people try misgendering him or try to be homophobic towards him but hes cishet so it doesnt work.

He's:

corrected people on my pronouns and tells anyone who tries to disagree to "shut the fuck up" at least five times

accepted me instantly.

Seemingly knew id end up being trans before i even came out

Went as far as to help me pick out a name

Took me to the store to get clothing

Bought me a binder

Punched a facist and broke the fuckers nose

He may or may not be an egg himself

[lilacella]

✨️💕List of things to do instead of submitting to despair (everyone according to their abilities)💕✨️

Make a cup of your favourite tea

Rewatch your comfort show/movie

Reach out to a friend you haven't talked to in a while

Bake a cake and share it with your neighbours/friends

Punch a nazi (make sure you stay safe)

Take a nice bath listening to a podcast

Check in on your queer and poc friends and let them know you are there for them

Yell at that bigoted coworker that always makes you uncomfortable

Take a nice walk in nature

Scream at a nazi (make sure you stay safe)

Consider picking up a creative hobby that may serve as an outlet for all the emotions you are feeling

Look up anti-facist protests in your area you could go to

Look up anti-facist/social/environmental projects you could participate in or donate to

Hit a nazi with a stick (make sure you stay safe)

Meditate

Exercise

Exercise by hunting nazis down the street with your friends (make sure you stay safe)

Scream your sorrows out of the window to disturb the neighbourhood (if you are disturbed, they should be too!)

Watch a cute animal compilation

Move to the woods and never return

Paint something nice over a swastika

Eat a whole lasagna (noone can stop you!)

Send hatemail to your local right wing politicians

Send support mails to your local progressive representatives that you think could make a change

Make a stranger smile by doing something nice

Punch a nazi (make sure you stay safe)

Keep going. (make sure you stay safe).

[pedripop]

”DELUSIONS?!”

SOAP + KYO + GHOST !

“soap stop bullying me!” + “no can do, dollface.” + “leave him alone, johnny.”

2 golden retrievers + a black cat, 2 soldiers + one medic, “ur gay si” + “ur gayer ky” + “boys, i’m the gayest”, pup + two owners, “LETS WATCH BARBIE!” + “FUCK YEAH LETS DO IT!” + “that’s a girl movie”, loves touch + touch starved + hates touch, movie dates, “bruh we’re all gay for each other?”, mfs who get injured on purpose just to see their medic boyfriend.

KYO + HOBIE !

“i’ll kill you” + “no you won’t” / “kiss?” + “not with that dirty mouth.”

civilian + hero, met at the pub, “he’s cute..” + “why is that weirdo staring at me”, first date anxiety, dinner at a restaurant, “..so you a criminal or something?” + “no but i punch facists” + “kiss me now”, bf who loves going outside + bf who hates the outside, “what are you supposed to be for halloween?” + “a corrupt politician”, bf who gets used as a hostage + bf who is tired of everyone stealing his bf, “miguel kinda fine..” + “you mean that ugly ass mf who tried to kill my homeboy miles?”, tea hater + tea drinker, “can i play your guit-“ + “no.”

MARC + KYO !

“khonshu can kiss my ass” + “ohh! me next!”

grumpy merc bf + preppy barista boyfriend, “that is a fine ass barista” + “is he checking me out?”, black coffee bf + pink drink bf, first date at the park, “so.. cmere often?” + “no ‘m usually in my room rotting away”, bf who hates touch + bf who needs touch at every second, steven gets all nervous around him, marc n steven fight a lot over this, “he’s mine!” + “you’re just an altar!” + “i love you both-“, bf who can’t sleep due to trauma + bf who can’t sleep due to insomnia, bf who can’t cook + bf who loves baking, “what do bees make marc?!” + “honey?” + “yes dear?” + “you’re stupid.”

GAZ + KYO !

“i love you.” + “i love me too.”

both golden retrievers, sergeant + rookie, slight age gap, “you’re cute.” + “i’d be cuter with more money”, bf who kisses his bf to taste his lipgloss + bf who complains over his ruined makeup, bf who loves salty stuff + bf who loves sugar stuff, first date at the movie theatre, horror movie bf + romance movie bf, bf who loves gore scenes + bf who screams at gore scenes, “that’s totally false! i’ve shot a man before n’ that’s not how the wound should look!” + “KYLE WHAT THE FUCK??”, bf who comforts his scaredy cat bf + scaredy cat bf, “live laugh love captain price” + “captain price reminds me of my daddy issues”, “i love men” + “ew wtf stay away”, bf who is a victim of the sassy men apocalypse + sassy boyfriend, “babe i said ‘m sorry for eating the last slice of cake!” + “don’t talk to me, i don’t know you, ‘m finding a new boyfriend.”

‘ll write more later ‘m just gonna post this and add more when i get more ideas. also shoutout to @angelsinmystomach for letting me use their idea :333

[crustyowos]

I liked your post and don't reblog = saving for later

I do not get notifications unless it's something that has been posted!! Idk why bc on my other devices with different Tumblr accounts I get all notifications but for some reason Tumblr is an ass on this device so I apologise if you tag me or reply and I don't see it until a while later.

If I spam like or reblog, I apologize it usually means I've just found your acc/or I forgot about your acc and I wanna read/like everything you've made/posted

after last years election I just want to make it clear that this blog is owned by a Pansexual, polyamorous, genderfluid, afab, chronically ill, disabled and neurodivergent person.

if you in any way, shape or form, support that man or anyone who does, please kindly fuck off. Especially if you're a Nazi or facist, I hope someone punches you in your ugly ass face <33

Insanely awkward so I barely comment on stuff but if I do I apologize for being awkward or not knowing how too explain or express something.

My tags and what they mean lmao

Read again - fics I wanna save or idk what too tag as

Stuff I wanna save ig? - stuff I wanna save cause I think it's cool (mainly gifs and random posts)

I like it Picasso - art I like (previously was tagged as the above but I decided to change it and yes the name is a reference cause I'm chronically online)

Suffocating in fluff - sweet fluffy tooth rotting fics

Drowning in angst - barely use this one but it's just sad shit (literally was gonna call it sad shit but decided not too)

It's getting hot in here - stuff I was turn on by basically lmao

Links and stuff lol - just links

Laughing my ass off rn - stuff that made me cackle like a bird

My husband/my wifey - male/female celebs or characters I like and i think are hot enough too be my husband/my wifey lmao

Literally obsessed - left me staring at my screen wide eyed with my jaw on the floor or as far as it'll go, basically stuff I really love and I can't express how much lol

literally me/same babes same- stuff that reminds me of me or something I'd say/do and stuff that I can relate too basically lmao

[jeanjauthor]

Bless 'em for it.

...Understand that the Maggot Cultists and the Rethuglican "leaders" want to force segregation back onto everyone & everything.

If you are a performer, if you know a performer, make sure they put this sort of thing into their contracts, too. Updated, of course, but DO NOT PRE-COMPLY WITH OPPRESSORS & AUTHORITARIANS.

And always, always...punch facists.

In response to the idea of playing a U.S. show for only white people, John Lennon said in 1964, “We never play to segregated audiences and we aren’t going to start now.

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[imhereforthetryus]

Honestly sometimes it feels frustrating, I can see all the signs and dog whistles, but I never been able to articulate my thoughts very well, so I'm someone who tries to ampfily other peoples thoughts.

I'm scared but im trying to stay calm, not give into fear, nihilasim or become defeated. I'm trying to prepare for the worst, if worse case scenario having to start over because i know i am a target and I don't have the opportunity to hide my skin like I can hide my identity.

All I want is my family and community to come with, or to atleast recongize that by being tolerant of those with intolerant ideals, their letting the seed of facism rise.

Fascism is a smoke and mirrors game, the minority is forever powerful enough to be envied, to be disdained against but weak and easy to beat but never inspire pity or sympathy. They tell whatever lies needed at the flip of a switch to suit their narrative.

"empathy is a sin" - when Jesus did nothing but preach,

I feel crazy sometimes but I know I'm not, I have seen with my own eyes the rise of hateful speech, how people are so accustomed to saying the quiet part outloud. The actions of pathetic hateful people perpetuate and then they have the audacity to turn around play victim, it is not enough to want to . Its quite literally Darvo, the abusers playbook Facists so "nice" or moreso polite to the right company, those with power and play nice/bribe the cop so he doesn't believe the battered spouse and we get sent to jail or our reputation suffers.

I'm probably just screaming at the wind, and I known the sheer hate people can have or just the sheer indifference towards other people suffering especially when its minorities but I can't even lose myself in entertainment nowadays, which I always been able too.

For the past it been exhausting to see any show with even one margalizned identity be labeled woke no matter how big or small that role is. Art is inherently political even popcorn flicks reflect the current societal view, so seeing how even a queer kiss is attacked constantly by the mob, taken out in film editing. I just don't know

You cannot comprise with them, because no matter how much we hide ourselves, stick to conservative ideals like an abuser any bad luck in their world is our fault. give facists an inch they take a mile. They wont stop at just the US, they want their ideology everywhere, do not be naive enough to think that if you give them what they want they will be satisfied.

They won't be satisfied till all minorities are gone and even in that they will be displeased (despite making fun of liberals, their awfully eager to exist in our spaces and start arguments for their own amusement) because they no longer have an identfiable punching bag, hence they turn on each other because facists are nothing without hate.

Fascists are able to take advantage of people anger or people's fear of losing privileges and while they larp as some superior, badass and "heroic" remember they are just pathetic people who want to hurt others to feel satisfied, externalizing their own issues on to people who cant fight back.

They are losing their humanity for whatever they get out of it, but reminder to those news companies or grifters who sold out their morals, to gain money or easy support from the maga cult. Grifters created a spoiled child, and the only way to unspoil is to set boundaries, refuse to play and punish the tantrum which we couldn't. I hope that bribe money, which will surely be stolen from your accounts the second you start to finally open your mouth when something important to you is on the chopping block

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THEY WILL KICK YOU WHEN YOU ARE DOWN AND THEY MEAN EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAY OR DO. Project 2025 THOSE ARE THEIR FANTASTIES THEY WANT TO MAKE REALITY.

So tell me was the amount of money worth it? Will it still be worth it when your backrupted several times as a billionaire bestie crashes the US economy and suddenly the dollars will be useless here and overseas. Because there will come a time where you will not be able to buy safety

[onwardsmynoblesteve]

Sinful Beasts characters

Eric (lust)

is enthusiastic about everything. Essentially imagine a teenage border collie. That's Eric. He can be rather naive and gullible, but actually is surprisingly book smart (thanks to going down wikipedia rabbit holes far too late at night)

Arthur (Gluttony)

Chilled out and cheerful, and tries to see the best in people (with one major exception). As a Gluttony Beast he has the power to eat anything he wants without negative consequences, so he basically survives off of cheap sweet baked stuff. Arthur likes fixing and building things, basically any hobby that keeps his hands busy

Reese (Greed)

Ah, yes. The afore-mentioned one exception. Reese is a cranky, gambling, hoarding adrenaline-junkie with a lot of ambition that is currently going nowhere. It's hard to move up in the world when you're an inhuman monster representing one of the seven sins, and that's a major factor in why he's so grumpy all the time. It's not hard to see why he clashes with Arthur so much.

Stevie (Sloth)

Unsurprisingly, Stevie is very lazy. When she isn't asleep, she often seems a little bit high, but she's actually just kind of like that. It's difficult to faze her and she very much has a 'go with the flow' sort of philosophy. Stevie's naturally good at thinking outside the box, which allows her to come up with handy ways to do as little as possible. She also has little sense of personal space and anyone who sits still for too long may find themselves being used as a pillow.

Colin (Envy)

Can come across as skittish or overly-cautious, but he's had a pretty tough past few years and he only just met everyone else, so he's got a good excuse. This causes people to coddle him a bit, even though he's a lot tougher than his... everything suggests. Just give him some time to adjust guys! Colin can turn invisible, but isn't good at controlling his power, so he often does it by accident when surprised, scared, embarrassed, etc. He also has big ol' puppy dog eyes that he is comically unaware of. 🥺

Lucille (Pride)

Unwitting mom friend. I don't know how she hasn't figured that out yet. She's confident, always trying to be helpful (even when it might not be needed) and maybe likes to stick her beak into other people's business a bit too much.

Kelsey (Wrath)

THIS MONSTER PUNCHES FACISTS. Or aspires to at least. They're very cautious about their temper, so they often do calming activities like gardening, yoga, or brooding dramatically on the roof of the house in the rain. You're not Batman Kelsey, I'm sorry.

[magicalrecall]

*talking about Steven in Pink Diamond's outfit* "I'm so happy that Steven is finally a magical girl!"

...hey, man. Don't go insulting magical girls like that.

[jupitermelichios]

I actively seek out terrible movies, I've seen almost everything Uve Bol has ever made, and I maintain a Letterboxd list called 'movies I genuinely regret watching', so this is a subject I've given a lot of thought to.

Super is the most bleakly nihilistic movie I've ever watched, and has a rape scene it plays as a joke because it's happening to a man. Spawn is so visually ugly it's actually physically painful to look at in places. Snyder's Justice League is over 4 hours long, 3 of those are unecessary slo-mo, and all of them are too dark to see what the fuck is happening. The animated Injustice: Gods Among us movie is so lazily written it managed to take one of the best comics ever written about the insidiousness of facism, and make an accidentially pro-facist movie. Performance famously made one of the actors quit acting in response to being in it, and watching made me seriously consider quitting watching movies in solidarity. Peter Rabbit 2: the Runaway has a moment where one of the characters looks straight at the camera and says "imagine if someone tried to make a soulless hollywood CG movie out of a beloved british children's book, wouldn't that be terrible?", and I'm not even joking about that.

The King's Man is so unfinished and incoherent I genuinely don't know how it got released, and watching Fant4stic feels almost exactly like slipping into a depressive episode.

But despite all the many many terrible movies I have seen in my life, many of which dealt me massive psychic damage, if we're talking massive disproportionate rage, the answer has to be 2014's TMNT.

Is it objectively the worst movie I've ever seen? God no. Is it the ugliest looking? Also no. Compared to Spawn, the hideous beige CGI turtles are practically an artistic masterpiece. Is the most morally bankrupt? Considering transformers 4's stance on statutory rape, it's not even the most morally bankrupt Michael Bay movie.

Does it make me wish I had a time machine so I could prevent the original TMNT comics from being written just so they could never inspire this fucking movie? Absolutely yes.

Is there a very real risk that I would just haul off and punch Michael Bay in the face for inflicting it on the world if I were ever the meet him? God yes.

Would I just walk out of the room and never return if someone told me they loved it? I could be on trial and I'd still at least try to just leave if my lawyer told me they liked it.

Do I think the world would be an objectively better, brighter, happier place if this 90 minute soulless heartless piece of low-key racist cgi garbage was erased from existence? Unquestionably yes, and you disagree we can never ever be friends.

I am fully aware my hatred is disproporiate, bad as the movie objectively is, but there's just something about it that makes me absolutely furious.

What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.

For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.

Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?

[blind-band-geek]

Tagged by @cranky-kyrati (WEEEEE I love these!!!)

Tagging: @worm-wife girl I know you have wips

Rules: post the barebones plot of your wips and let people send you an ask with the title that intrigues them the most and then post a snippet/tell them something about it! then, tag as many people are you want

Stay with me Chamaco: Recently orphanaged child gains a shit ton of tía’s and tíos.

I wonder what I am made for, if i’m not ment to be with you: i get some truama you get some truama let’s kiss! This is fine

Test of Faith: the worst drug trip ever. I don’t wanna get lectured about my decisions stoned!

Hate to love you, Love to hate you: A rebel and her silly little facist boyfriend go on Yara’s most illegal date ever.

My little dark age: Clara and Talía make up after years of fighting….. and then make out.

Time stands still: Dani and Paolo reflect on their times at the academy, also Dani punched his dad

2 Cervezas in: Dani and Shest’ throw Yara’s most destructive Quincenera.

I have way too many WIPS girl help asks

[a-froger-epic]

Dear Freddie and Roger, if you had a holiday named after you, what would you want it to be about? What traditions or celebrations would people have? (I hope that makes sense.)

Freddie: Oh, that is a good question. A good question! 🤔

Roger: I'd want it to be National Punch-A-Facist Day. *nods* Exactly what it says on the tin.

Freddie: Goodness, what about making love, not war?

Roger: Well, yeah, but it's just one day in the year! A tiny bit of violence never hurt anyone. 😛

Freddie: *snorts with laughter* Well I, for one, would like my day to be a big celebration. The biggest party you can imagine, garlands and flowers everywhere. Flower garlands! A parade, with dancers throwing sweets and gold coins into the crowds!

Roger: Gold coins? Who's gonna pay for that?

Freddie: Me, obviously. I must be rich and famous since they're naming a holiday after me.

Roger: 😁 What are they naming it then?

Freddie: St Freddie's Day! There's roses, too. Of all colours.

Roger: Original. You're a saint as well, then?

Freddie: *shrugs* Might as well, in for a penny...

[therainbowgorilla]

Helping individuals is great and all, but the issue will never be fixed, OP, if we don't come at it from the structural perspective.

Say you give a disabled homeless man a hamburger. Cool. Nice. He can eat that night. What about tomorrow tho? And the next day? And so on? You helping him with food here and there is great, but it's not getting him out of poverty or to a home. We need more than just individual change.

We need systemic change. We essentially have to tackle it from the top down, not the bottom up! The factors that lead to him being homeless (such as absurd rent prices, ableism, lack of Healthcare, etc) won't go away just because a few people throw him some money or food on occasion.

Hell, even if you had the money and could give him a "free" home a la Mr. Beast, who is paying the property taxes? The internet? The phone bill? His groceries? The electric bill? He's still disabled and can't work much. But they won't approve him for Medicaid Healthcare coverage and he can't afford the deductibles of the other insurance options. And even if he did manage to get SSI, you can only save up to $2k at any given time iirc. So even if he had SSI, what's he supposed to do if he has an emergency and gets hospital bills he can't afford?

The entire system is a mess from the top down. Individual help is great, and we should keep doing that too, but to truly change things we have to fight for systemic change.

And oh man I've seen people go like "you shouldn't celebrate a person's death! That's immoral!"

Which makes me laugh because I'm sure the CEO was celebrating the deaths of all those kids and helpless people with all the money he made from it

And I don't go a single day without reminding myself that I'm probably gonna outlive Mitch McConnell due to his age, and I have fun imagining pissing on his grave. Sometimes, when all else fails and my depression makes me feel totally hopeless..... Nothing keeps me going more than the pure, unadulterated SPITE I feel for these facist politicians and these insurance CEOs. "punch a nazi and get away with it while they stfu" is on my bucket list.

Also, sadly, no matter how badly I want to hurt facists directly, I don't really have the opportunity anyway. So the least let me dream, OP...

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[pizzagrlmeetsboy1980]

A little something for Rik Mayall day!!!

Rick Pratt meeting a younger version of my OC Amelia Chesterfield. She’s a bit more raw and mean here, but that’s because she’s not been through her internship which gave her the polished affect she has now.

“and it is....the welfare state..” She murmured walking back and forth throughout the laundry mat. Waiting for her clothes to get done. “....that has not only ....Hmm” she had a pencil in her hand, taping her chin.

She had brown hair that was neatly kept in place by a white hairband. A yellow cardigan and tight jeans were adorning her small frame.

She was writing in a notebook. She was no doubt a college student.

Rick Pratt was watching her. He heard a few sociology terms and it peaked his interest. He hadn’t seen a girly this pretty in a long time. He wanted to take in all of her, not disturb her.

“that has dismantled...” she snapped her fingers. “the very fabric of social morale. Sweet Mother Mary I am brilliant..” she said at a normal volume. Writing down what appeared to be a speech. She saw him out of the corner of her eye and raised a brow. Ignoring him she turned her nose up a little. She faced away from him and continued working.

Rick of course made a face of “ how dare you”. But took the time to glance at her bottom. Did he like girls? He must like girls. He was unsure at times. Maybe it was cause there weren’t many pretty ones that knew him...he liked how pretty this one was. She sounded smart too. Dare he speak to her?

“E-Excuse me. Miss-Girly...e-er Miss Woman..”He asked. She rolled her eyes. “ I’ll be done with this machine when the little buzzer goes off.” She said side glancing at him.

“No, no. I uhm... couldn’t help overhearing...what you’re w’orking on.” Rick said so eager to share his radical left poetry with her. “I’m Rick!...”

“Oh? You mean my debate points, defending the restrictions to the NHS? and my name is Amelia..”She grinned evilly.

Rick gasped. “....Tory!” He pointed at her.

“Guilty as charged. Now, why don’t you pick your jaw up off the floor. It’s probably the first bit of honest work you’ve ever done in your life.” She said getting back to work.

“Fine. You’re a Tory...a capitalist, a sycophant...but ...you’re still really pretty..and smart...And I can’t help but feel there is an undeniable chemistry between us. Maybe if I could talk to you and ...read you a bit of my poetry...you’d see that anarchism is the best way! What do you say?..” he grinned and leaned toward her a little.

She plucked one of his buttons off and stomped on it. Bending it so it could no longer be of use.

He just couldn’t believe it! All Tories were EVIL. How could she be this pretty and think such ugly thoughts?!

“...How can you support....her?! I mean you’re young like me!” He said pointing to himself.

“Yes. I’m young. But I’m not foolish. The only thing that anyone needs to worry about in this life is power and money. One day I’m going to have a lot of both and maybe one day you’ll...I don’t know...find a nice..ordinary existence bagging groceries at ASDA...” she gave a cruel laugh and Rick snatched her notebook from her.

“Hey! You BRUTE! Give that back!” She chased after him and Rick got on-top of a washer and held it over her head. She jumped repeatedly, trying to get it.

“I’ll give it back if you say.....I love Lenin! A-and I want Rick to snog me!!” He chuckled maliciously.

“...If you value breathing you’ll give it back! Now.” She stomped her foot, angrily.

“You’re rather cute when you’re angry..” Rick said. Raising his brows up and down at her.

She rather promptly punched him in the groin and he went down immediately. She took her notebook.

“Did I say breathing? I meant BREEDING.” She said taking her blue notebook back. Promptly walking away from him.

...

“So can I claim myself as a church..and a non-profit?” Rick heard Mike ask someone as he stumbled home. With his laundry. “Those bloody taxes are cutting into my profit margin..”

“Of course you can. You can then keep all the profit just as long as you have one parishioner.” Rick’s eyes went wide. No. It couldn’t be. He stormed into the kitchen.

“MICHEAL! How could you have let this FACIST into our home?!” Rick angrily said, pointing at her.

“Oh. Well she’s my date. She’s rather fit isn’t she?” Mike said looking at her. She seated at the table. She gave a calm wave at both of them. Smiling.

“Micheal. She’s a Tory, she’s evil, greedy and power hungry. How can you find her attractive?!” Rick said, looking at her.

“...Well. Look at er man. She’s a dime piece. Political party aside.” Mike waved back at her.

“...What’s the matter Rick? Jealous?...Oh but that’s all your sort knows isn’t it? Want want want but won’t do a THING about it.”

“...She’s got a point, Rick. You do a lot of complainin’ and don’t really seem to do anything about it..” Mike calmly said.

“A POINT?! Oh, you’re leaving. NOW.” Rick said acting like he was going to pull on her hair to drag her out. She smirked when he hesitated.

“What’s the matter?...Too afraid to abandon those principles of yours?..Go on then. Hurt little ol’ me..” she grinned evilly.

Rick whimpered.

“Hah. I bet you’ve never even touched a woman..” Amelia said. Bitingly. Walking toward him. Rick backed away from her.

“...He’s touched a few but they’ve never touched back..” Mike said.

“MICHEAL. I can handle this.” Rick said backing away from her putting his hands up.

“Now, Now ...Amelia. You’re in my home..let’s not do anything ...illegal..” he said as she forced him into a corner. He was frightened of this little woman.

“Here’s a bit of advice for you, Rick. Women, real women want a man who can BE something. Who isn’t afraid to take what he wants. No matter what it costs..Lying, cheating, stealing, even Murder! A woman needs a man who can do ALL of that. Do keep that in mind next time you make eyes at a girl at your next basement bound filthy socialists meeting..” she smirked at how scared he was.

She playfully kissed his cheek and slapped his other one.

He astonishedly held both of them and just looked at her.

“Alright, Mike. Lets go. I want to watch all the poor people try to sneak in their own candy at the cinema.” She chuckled and looked back at Rick before leaving. Mike unknowingly falling for her trap for her to report him for tax fraud so she could collect a nice fat reward. Thus beginning her career in blackmailing.

“Bye, Rick...” she turned to leave with Mike but turned around quickly to scare him. “BOO!” Before cackling as she walked out.

Rick shrieked and held himself.

“....She put her mouth on me...I basically had sex....with a conservative ...EUGH!!!! I can’t even brag about it..”