#pulls out the Straight Man Combo™️

[iiced-ventii]

Luckily for me, I have an interview today.

Unluckily for me, I'm alt and all my "professional" clothes are band tees.

[bisluthq]

sometimes reading your anons made me doubt my reading comprehension even though i know i'm right

I sometimes get this way too. And sometimes they’ll quote me or paraphrase me in such a weird way that I’m like “fuck me I must’ve phrased this SUPER badly because I sure as shit didn’t mean THAT” and then I scroll and like no it’s a super unambiguous statement.

I obviously do phrase stuff weird sometimes - I think we all do - but there are “I phrased stuff weird” moments and then there’s “I literally never said that” and I find with anons it’s often the latter. Like it’s pulling quotes out of context, twisting words, removing punctuation, removing overall tone of a piece, and applying bad faith. Which like… okay fine you hate me and you live to pick fights with me, a person you hate, over shit you make up. That’s cool I guess. But like… why??

With regards to Tweets and shit we find or interview pull quotes there’s just… such bizarre vibes most of the time. Anons will say that Stars at Noon Palme D’Or Tweet was ambiguous (it wasn’t; again that doesn’t make it The Truth™️ but IN THAT ONE MAN’S OPINION it is the second best film in competition and ergo one of the 5 masterpieces he watched) but then like do full on discourse analysis of SPOKEN QUOTES to prove people are straight and/or to prove Taylor and Joe aren’t engaged and are miserable and it all just sounds so fucking exhausting and deeply un-fun and like WHY are you doing this yk rational actions should have reason behind them WHY are you like this? Is it idiocy, cuntiness, a combo, or just the fact that your life is SO DEEPLY MISERABLE that you want to come and shit on people’s escapism corner too and like make your own suck in the process because you can’t conceptualize even having ONE thing that makes you happy except being a cunt? Is that it?