#puggle puppy

[webkinztournament]

[dogsatmyjob]

I’m sure some of you long-time followers are familiar with my boy, Colt.

He’s... getting up there.

He’s fifteen and a half years old and hard times are catching up with him.

Almost completely blind and deaf.

Docs say his lungs, heart, and kidneys aren’t looking too good.

His previous owners in the first half of his life weren’t very health-conscious folk and it’s starting to show.

He was at least ten pounds heavier when I met him.

I really, really don’t wanna say goodbye to this lil’ guy. He’s my best friend in the whole world and it’s fucking killing me inside to see him like this.

He’s not in any pain. He’s still his regular ol’ goofy self. Sweet as can be and loves everyone. Greets everyone with a smile and gentle tail wags.

I’ll keep y’all updated.

Until then…

Hug your babies. Give them kisses.

Love them.

-Jack

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I couldn’t help it I had to draw h i m (and his metal bf)

@julie-su’s Puggle gives me some sweet serotonin 🖤

Ngl this has to be hands down one the cutest echidna faces that I’ve drawn

[homebrewstims]

Trying to wake up my niece Pumpkin for a walk! She's a puggle and just a little babydawg (video from 2021)

See my terms of use (url + /tou) BEFORE you reupload!

[thelemonzone42]

Charlotte Waggytail

Charlotte Waggytail

Jess and Lily were cuddling with a bunch of puppies at the Helping Paws Wildlife Hospital. Lily explained that someone brought them to the hospital this morning. Underneath a blanket came Goldie. Jess and Lily had a feeling that she might need them in Friendship Forest again.

Crossing Brightley Stream and through The Friendship Tree, they arrived in The Friendship Forest. Goldie told them that is the first day of school. She wanted them to be at the Spelltop School and meet the new students. They arrived at a school filled with white and pink roses planted around and rainbow stars painted on the walls. Across from it was a building with a roof that looked like a book. Between them was a playground for the children to have recess. It was Spelltop School.

Goldie was introducing them to Charlotte Waggytail the Dalmatian when Grizelda, the evil witch, came in. 

Professor Gogglewings, the goose headmaster of the school, told the students to stay calm and get behind him. Everyone hid behind their headmaster, except for Charlotte, who wanted to protect their new school. The head librarian, Professor Wiggly the bookworm casted a spell on the library to prevent it from getting destroyed. When Grizelda casted a spell, it bounced back and everyone laughed at the poor witch. As she was flying she vowed to come up with another villainous scheme.

Professor Gogglewings was impressed by Charlotte’s bravery. She had to do it so she loves books. 

After receiving the Perfect Plants Potion books from the library they were off to their first science class. The new teacher Mrs. Poppycud couldn’t come in for unknown reasons so the new substitute teacher, Mrs. Cutiepaws the cat, came in. They tried to make a fast paced flower growing potion, but it made the roses go crazy and grow everywhere. Everyone had to evacuate the greenhouse.

The girls, Goldie and Charlotte told Professor Wiggle what happened and he had a strange feeling that Grizelda somehow casted a spell on the book.

Suddenly, Professor Wiggle realized he forgot to refill his magic ink bottle. The only place where he could get it is at Twinkling Inkwell. Fearing the journey ahead, Charlotte decided to go with them.

Through the forest they saw vines covering the cottage. Charlotte suddenly found an inkblot flower. They were on the right trail to the fountain. Sadly, four rude flamingos named Banjo, Bingo, Cosmo, and Gonzo destroyed the well to get the ink and flew off laughing at them. Charlotte couldn’t give up, so she used her empty flask to get the ink. 

Along the way, the quartet feared that they would be spotted so they ducked through the vines and headed back to the school. After giving Professor Wiggle the ink, they saw Cosmo and Charlotte distract him by using a bookmark and teaching him the wonders of reading. Professor Wiggly wrote the new spell and everything was back to normal. He was so proud of Charlotte that he decided to make her library monitor and invite her to his home for linner after school. Jess checked out a library book on dog breeds before they left.

When they got home, they learned that the dogs that were taken in were puggles, a mixed breed of pugs and beagles. Who thought that dogs love reading?

The End.

[a1-yn]

bruh 💀

[redwiccanrobin]

SnapChat filters work on my dogs.

[quazart]

(Movie)Knuckles x (platonic!) Reader

A little fic I made on a whim, after discovering that echidnas had pouches.

The Pouch

You stared at the echidna. He stares back, confused by your expression.

"How long?"You ask, not even needing to finish your sentence for him to know what you meant.

"Uh, my entire life? Oh wait, no, apologies. When I was just growing out of my puggle years."

"So, at least, since we've known each other, you've had this?" 

He nods.

Let's rewind. 

You were asked by the Wachowski couple to watch over their sons for a day. Babysit basically. Of course you agreed. Honestly though,  you'd really only need to look after Sonic. Knuckles, the elder of the three brothers, your best friend, was fairly mature for his age. Though, on rare occasions, he can be roped into mischief, almost always by Sonic.

The youngest of the three, Tails, would be going to work with Maddie. Leaving you three alone.

Tom was the first to leave, with Maddie right behind him. The sheriff hugged each of his sons and ruffling the hair on your head before waving goodbye, as he walked out the door. 

The veterinarian was giving you a quick run down on what the boys could and couldn't do. What they could and couldn't eat, etc.

Her final departing words being-

"By the way. Sonic is grounded again. Knuckles already hid his phone to keep him from finding and getting it again. If you see he's got it, just shoot me a text and I'll handle it through a call or when I get home." 

" Yes, ma'am."

You hear Sonic scoff somewhere behind you and  Knuckles.  

Maddie turns away and checks her purse for everything she'll need. "Alright, well I think that's it. Good luck."

You smile and wave bye as she shuts and locks the door behind her and Tails after the kit quickly hugged you and his siblings. Yelling out a goodbye before taking off toward the car in excitement. Ecstatic about joining his mother and visiting all the animals she cares for.

All three of you watching her as she pulls out of the driveway, and drives past the trees, out of sight. 

You and Knuckles turn around but pause as you're suddenly face to face with a certain smug looking hedgehog.

He rocked back and forth on his feet in front of Knuckles. The echidna already knowing what he's planning, gives him an unamused expression. 

"So Big Red? Mind giving me a hint?"

The echidna frowns with a , "No.", and walks away, with you right beside him.

Sonic grabs his arm, trying to stop him, but Knux just keeps on walking, not caring at all. The hedgehog letting himself be dragged by his brother.

"Oh come on, be a pal!" 

Knuckles waves him off and lays back on the couch beside you. His own phone in hand.

"No. I do not want to be your pal. I am already your brother."

"Ugh!"

He suddenly pauses and turns to you. Big puppy dog eyes at their strongest. 

You take the remote in hand and begin flipping through channels on the t.v. 

"Yeah, I don't think so blue."

"But why? Look, how about five minutes?! Just five, I swear."

You and Knux look at each other, with bored expressions on your faces, then back to your electronics.

Both of you answering, "Nah.", at the same time.

Sonic growls in frustration, but then pulls out the big guns. He takes a deep breath and opens his big mouth.

Ten minutes later of on and on chatter, you and Knux were losing your patience with the blue blur.

Knux is the one to finally give in.

"ALRIGHT!!!" He bursts, partially sitting himself up on his elbows.

You sigh and watch the hedgehog smile, thinking he'd won.

You sigh at the nuisance," Oh my gosh! You can be so annoying!"

He smirks,"Hah, well this annoying hedgehog is about to get his phone back-"

Knuckles sits up all the way, interrupting his brother.

"Not so fast. You can have your device back IF, you can find it within the next two minutes.  You may have it back and we will not say a word to mother. You would just need to give it back before anyone arrives home."

Sonic salutes and gets into running position." When you're ready captain!"

Knuckles lays back down and looks at his phone's clock, "I am not a captain. Go."

One minute and thirty seconds later and he's turned the house upside down, with no sign of his phone. 

'Where is it?!.. Wait!!'

He runs to you and snags your phone, quickly dialing his number and calling it.

You quickly lean towards,  "Hey!" But he holds up a finger, signaling you to wait.

You huff and cross your arms.

Knuckles smiles as he watches the clock. Ten seconds left, then he'll have peace and quiet.

"You will not hear it. Mother turned off its volume for this exact reason." He warns, but what he didn't know, was that Maddie had left it on vibrate.

A faint buzzing noise sounds off and Sonic scrambles around for the device, with no sign of it. 

You're confused. It sounds like it's right beside you, but where?

You look at Knux to see him clench his jaw, and lean forward a bit. Only noticable to you, since you were paying attention and sitting right next to him.

He bites his lip and stares towards Sonic's hand. The one holding your phone and suddenly crosses his arms tightly against himself.

'What is up with him?'

Sonic finally notices with five seconds left. The buzzing was coming from, 'his brother?!'

"What the heck Knux! You ate my phone?!"

Your eyebrows raise, and you look at your friend.

Who's trying to keep a straight face like someone just told him the funniest joke or something. Arms tightened against his stomach. 

"Don't be ridiculous." He manages to say through his giggling.

You don't know why he's fighting a laugh, but the sounds he's making make you smile and start to laugh too. He rarely ever laughed, let alone giggle. So his sudden giggles really hit your funny bone. 

"Why are you laughing?" He asks.

"Huh? Well, why are you laughing?"

The phone stops calling, going to voicemail and Knuckles sigh in relief.

He looks toward his brother and grins. "Looks like you lose, hedgehog."

Sonic groans, frustrated by his defeat. He gently tosses the phone beside you on the couch.

"Well how's that fair! How am I supposed to get it from inside your gut!"

Knux scoffs, " It is not inside me. Of all the foolish-."

This time you call Sonic's phone. The vibrating starts again, making Knuckles sit up with a grunt, and catches himself before a chuckle could escape him.

You and Sonic look at each other, then back to your friend.

That's when Knuckles finally shows you guys. 

He removes his arms from his stomach and raises a hand over it, before reaching into-?! He had a hidden pocket on his stomach?!

Bringing his hand back out, he'd retrieved Sonic's phone, holding it infront of him with a smirk.

Both you and Sonic stared at the phone, then to Knuckles' stomach, where the pouch hid very well because of his fur. 

Knuckles face contorted into one of confusion.

"What?"

And now were back to the present.

"You've had this and you didn't think to tell me!" You grabbed his shoulders and shook him a bit.

"Why would I?! I do not see how having a pouch would be so important as to inform you about it." He said between shakes.

"Dude, this is awsome, you have a body pocket! How is that not important information! What else can you do, or have!"

His mouth is agape still confused by your sudden interest in him because of something as simple as a pouch. A blush covers his muzzle.

"Uh..."

With this distraction, Sonic swipes his phone from the echidna's grip and takes off with a maniacal laugh.

"Haha, sucker! Catch me if you can!"

Knuckles instantly breaks out of his stupor and takes off after him.

"Sonic!!!"

Leaving you thinking of all the awsome and helpful uses he could use his pouch for. He was like a little kangaroo!

You hear something get knocked over and you suddenly remember why you're here.

To watch the brothers so nobody gets hurt and nothing gets damaged. But now that you think about it, even if you tried, you doubt you'd be able to catch up to them. Or have the strength to pull them apart if you could!

Then you have an idea.

"Ha, what was that knucklehead?"

"Why you foul-!"

(*beeeeeeeep* *beeeeeeeep*-)

They both freeze where they are, the sound of somebody calling on their phone with the speaker on. And, as soon as the voice on the other side answers, the boys are suddenly back on the couch. Knuckles holding Sonic's phone and shoving it back in his pouch.

A few seconds before. 

"Hey, (y/n) , how's everything. The boys giving you trouble?" 

Before you could answer, stumbling and grunts echo in the house, getting louder til your two friends are on either side of you, silent. Gazing ahead at the t.v. with blank expressions. You catch Knuckles shoving Sonic's phone back into his pouch. 

"No. No, everything's fine. Just checking up with you, is all. "

"Oh, well thanks hun...And boys?" Her voice grew scary as she addressed the brothers. They both stiffen, knowing she knew they'd done something they shouldn't have. 

"Behave."

"Yes, mom!"

"Yes, mother!"

You say bye to Maddie and hang up.

Your friends glance at you, but quickly are back to the screen when you notice. 

"That wasn't fair. " Sonic pouts.

You shrug." Life's not fair. And besides, how fair do your powers make it for me to babysit you two?"

He grumbles and crosses his arms. 

You look back at your best friend, who was currently laying back on the couch again. Having relaxed since your call to his mom. You pick up where you left off.

Leaning back and holding your head in one hand.

"So?"

He blinks and looks at you, "So...what?"

"What other secrets have you been hiding from me?"

He sits up on his elbows and squints at you, "Why do you insist, so much, in learning about me?"

You shrug, " It's just interesting, and cool. What's the harm in wanting to learn more about my best friend?"

He hums," Nothing, I suppose. And we are friends afterall.. Alright."

"Yes!"

He lays back down and rests his head in his folded arms, behind him.

"First of all, it is called a pouch, not a pocket, as you mentioned before. Its original purpose is to hold and incubate a puggle before and after hatching. For however long their parents can hold their weight, until their spines had almost fully grown in or until they can walk on their own-"

"Wait, wait, wait. Hatching? You came from an egg?" Sonic had interrupted his brother,  honestly surprised by this fact. 

"Of course I hatched, what other way is there?"

The hedgehog turns red, and looks to you for help.

You awkwardly cough into your hand and pat Knux on his arm. "I'll ask Maddie to tell you later. Please, continue. "

"Hmm. Anyways, as far as I can remember,  I don't recall a pouch ever being used for anything else, as it feels strange carrying things in it. I had never used it before, until recently. When mother asked of me to hide his phone." He points at Sonic.

"But he kept finding it, no matter where I hid it. So I gave in and just put in there."

You both look over at the hedgehog again. Who was trying to look innocent.

"For a time, it worked. I've done this several times before and mother had seen me, and did not react. Which is why I was so confused by your surprise to it. "

"Well, you are very animal like, at least compared to humans. And she is a veterinarian, so."

He nods," Perhaps. In any case, just like those previous times, I figured hiding it in the same place would work. What I did not account for was the phone moving about while there."

He held his hand ontop of his pouch. Remembering the strange sensations the phone gave when it moved. It was.. strange, to say the least.

"Oh yeah, what happened with that? Your face looked pretty funny while Sonic was calling his phone."

He removed the phone from his pouch, but this time holding in a slightly tighter grip than earlier, incase Sonic got any ideas, and turned it over in his hand.

"I..do not know. I'd never felt anything like it. I'm not sure what it was."

"Hmm, well, try to explain what it felt like? And I'll see what I can do to figure it out."

He looks at you, then past you, where you knew Sonic was sitting a minute ago. The hedgehog had grown bored and left to the kitchen to make a snack.

"It felt like the buzzing of the device. But.. different. And it made me want to smile..and laugh. Strange isn't it? Like magic."

Your peaceful smile slowly grows into one with playfully malicious intent.

Knuckles frowns." What is with that expression?"

"Oh, nothing. I just think I know what it is."

He raises a brow."You do?"

"Yup, but I'll need to test my theory. Do you mind?"

He is hesitant, but shrugs and watches you reach over and poke around his sides. He twitched a bit and huffed at the feeling, but no smile or laugh.

"Does that feel like earlier?"

"A bit, but not as strong. It's actually rather annoying this wa-AaY!!"

You launched an attack on the poor echidna. Your fingers skittering across his sides and belly, making him grunt at first, but eventually succumbing, forcing high guffaws that evolved into laughter and giggles. You'd grown so used to Knuckles deep voice, but hearing the higher pitched he'd somehow reached, made you smile wide and laugh along with him.

Sonic had been surprised by his brother's outburst, recognizing his voice making all that noise. What he was not expecting, was the reason for it.

A smug grin widens across his face. " He's ticklish!!"

You continue your assault, giggling all the while.

"I guess so!"

Knuckles did not respond. Too preoccupied with trying to catch his breath, his face feeling hot. He should feel humiliated for his actions, but seeing your face and that of his brother, with playful smiles and laughing along with him, pushed those thoughts away.

Besides, he didn't know if he could say anything if he tried. His own laughter taking up whatever breath he could draw in. 

Why did something as simple as touch reduce him to a giggly puggle. 

"Ok, I think that's enough for now." You said in between your laughing.

 His hands covered his stomach as soon as your fingers left. He was trying to catch his breath again, a stupidly silly smile on his face. Leftover laughter fading to giggles as he calms down. 

" That is called tickling, and you my friend are very ticklish, apparently."

"Haha, eh, good, aheh, good to kno-how."

Sonic rubbed his hands together,"Oho ho! Now this is interesting. I could definitely use this next time you hide my phone."

You could hear the gears in his brain already forming plots against his brother.

You look back to Knuckles, with a smirk.

" Sonic is ticklish too."

"Ah! Why would you tell him that!" He cried.

"Eh, just keeping things fair."

A couple hours pass, with you three hanging around the t.v. You were just putting on another movie when you heard the sound of a car rolling up the driveway.

You press pause and get up, along with your friends, to greet whoever was home.

The door unlocks and it's Maddie and Tails.

Tails greets his brothers then you, giving you all another round of hugs, while Maddie walks past, smiling and giving you all a pat or kiss on the head.

"Hey, guys. So how was it? Anything crazy happen or broken things I should know about?"

She's facing away from you guys, not able to see the pointed and worried looks your friends were giving you. A certain blue hedgehog in particular.

"Nope. Everything went well. I even learned something very interesting from today." 

Now it was Knuckles turn to look nervous, and he didn't even know why. 

"Knuckles is part kangaroo." You grin his way, to see your offended friend scrunch his nose and scoff, indignantly.

"I am not. I am one hundred percent echidna. Only echidna blood runs through these veins."

As if purposely ignoring him, Maddie smile at you.

"Why? Did he show you his cute little pouch?"

Knux crosses his arms and looks away from you both, with a huffy," Mother, please."

"Yup. And that's not all." You whisper that last part, walking up behind Knuckles. He barely has a second to turn and see you there before you tackle him down into a cackling mess.

"Wait, no!!-"

"Too late!"

Maddie leans against the wall, watching and laughing along with you two. Tails, hearing the commotion, peeps around the corner, with Sonic right behind him, and sees you ontop of the toppled Knuckles.  

The poor echidna is suddenly saved by the bell. Or in this case, a knock on the door. 

You pause, giving the echidna a chance to breath again, while Sonic goes and opens the door. The sheriff has arrived, and is immediately baffled by the scene before him. 

A wheezing Knuckles with a funny smile and glare directed towards you. Meanwhile,  you're sitting beside him. An oblivious look on your face as you stare off to the side.

Tom blinks for second, then asks, "Uh, what's goin on here?"

Maddie smiles, "(Y/n) was just teaching me something new she learned about our little echidna here."

Tom smirks," And that would be?"

You grin madly and look back to your victim.

"Allow me to demonstrate."

You wiggle your fingers, hovering your hands just above him, making him already unwillingly snicker, knowing what was to come. 

"No, please, mercy!"

"There is no mercy in this house!" 

"No-hOhoHOoO!!!"

Boisterous laughs and chortles fill the air as you show the echidna's father what you'd learned. His family joining in on the laughter at the sight of their more stoic of their family members being reduced to a giggling puddle under you.

"You- eheh, are cruel." His only understandable response amongst his leftover chortles.

Knux doesn't even retaliate or defend himself.  Not daring to move, for fear of lashing out and hurting you. His fists glued to the ground, by sheer will power. A power slowly waning as your assault grows stronger.

You finally let him go when it looks like he's having a hard time holding back and catching a breath. Even afterwards, a string of giggles continues to leave him. The sensation of your tickling still affecting him, even after you'd stopped. 

You give him a sweet little innocent smile."I try."

[webkinztournament]

[dogsatmyjob]

The absolute best buddy of all time. My colter boy. Longtime followers know this guy. He’s 15 now. My best friend.

He’s mostly blind and deaf by now…

Doesn’t slow him down at all.

He’s so sharp. Zoomies all over the place, all the time.

[bigduwu]

Commission from Rae for her two puppies June and Puggles! I really like how this turned out, I loved to draw this two pals playing together.

[nate-the-content-creator]

Alright just a nice quick question Jaune can you cook?

"Oh yeah, I can cook. One benefit of growing up with seven sisters, is I know how to cook." The leader of Team JNPR smiled, as he took a piece of the fried chicken he was making for his team and set it in a bowl for a certain very floofy pupper.

"Hera, it's time!" Jaune called out, and soon heard the excited clacking of puppy claws on the floor. The adorable bundle of floof that was Hera soon bounded up to her papa. Tail wagging back and forth rapidly, as Jaune set her bowl down in front of Hera. "Here you go, girl."

The adorable puggle gave a soft "wrof" of thanks, and began digging in to the yummy chimken her papa made for her.

[marbling77]

INTRO/DNI POST

Hai!! My names are Kooiker, Marble, or CJ if you're a close friend.

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I'm currently 17 years old.

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I have ADHD (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder), ASD (autism spectrum disorder), Anxiety, and possibly BED (binge eating disorder) and PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder). I am also an Otherkin and furry

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I'll mostly post art and warrior cats content, but I have interests in pokemon, wings of fire, cult of the lamb, the binding of issac, rain world, tf2, uktrakill, rock collection, and dog breeding/training!

DNI under the break

DNI (do not interact):

- basic dni

- anti xenogender

- anti therian/otherkin/general nonhumans

- anti furry

- supports criminalizing weed

- cesar milan supporter

- most republicans

- conservative

- BYB (backyard dog breeder)/puppy mill supporter

- wild exotic pet trade supporter

- under the age of 12

- over the age of 45

I will block you if you are any of the above.

Thin ice:

- recovering/former zooph*le

- former pro/comshipper

- some republicans

- calls all bully type dogs "pit bulls"

- calls all small dogs "rats"

- has purchased intentional non purposebred mix breed dogs (ex. Doodles, puggles, etc)

- DSMP (dream survival multi-player minecraft) fan

- homestuck fan

- ages 13 and 14

- MHA (my hero acedemia)/BNHA (boku no hero acedemia) fan

- vivziepop supporter

- ages 30 to 45

I will be hesitant to let you interact with me if you are any of the above.

[thelemonzone42]

Dog Facts part 2

Japanese Chins are popular with Japanese royalty

St. Bernards are the world's heaviest dogs

Dogs are a distant relative to the wolf

Poodles are masters of dog tricks

Beagles can be spotted at airports searching for dangerous items

Golden Retrievers are great at assisting blind and deaf people

Catahoula's are great climbers

Chow Chows can be spotted in China and Mongolia

Great Danes are the world's biggest dogs

Dalmatians are born white, and later gained black dots.

Goldendoodles, a cross between a golden retriever and a poodle, are popular pets.

Puggles are a cross-breed of pugs and beagles.

Border collies are very smart breeds.

Japanese Chins act like cats

Dogs can gobble food up in a few seconds

Dogs can recall smells

English Bulldogs have flatulence issues

Salukis are the oldest dog on Earth

Stubby is a WWI hero

Corgis were a popular pet of the Queen of England

Most presidents have a pet dog

Families should adopt a dog by size. If you have an apartment, a small dog would be best. If you live in the suburbs, adopt a medium or large dogs..

It’s better to adopt an adult dog, puppies can be quite fiesty

Worker dogs at airport can detect bed bugs

Dogs in war zones can find bombs

Dogs can clear runways for planes to take off

In the Middle Ages, dogs can detect hidden diseases and they believe that dog spit can cure anything

Dogs help find and cook dinner

Yorkie terriers are a mix breed of Scottish terries and malteses

Bretagne is a famous dog who rescued people in 9/11 and during Hurricanes Ivan and Katrina

Pal is a male dog who played female Lassie

[julie-su]

Bumbling

In the dead of the night, a small, black nose sniffed delicately, belonging to a miniscule, baby-pink puggle. A miniscule Julie-Su had awoken to the sound of a door opening, her tiny, still-blue eyes blinking as she sniffed inquisitively, her eyes meeting with the icey-blue eyes of her half-sister. Unbeknownst to the cruel circumstances she had inherited by birthright, she giggled, reaching towards her new visitor.

Lien-Da stared at the child in disdain, as if her giggles were poisonous. She loathed this child, and eveything which she represented. She hated how her father had avoided her gaze ever since her mother had passed; he had handed her and her brother off to his lackeys, deeming twins too much work, alongside being the Grandmaster. So why, if he had no time for them, was he having a child with this woman? Moritori Rex had reckoned that her father wasn't much of a Grandmaster in his occasional visits. She wished that Moritori might spend longer at the base; then he could take over as Grandmaster, or better yet, take over as her father. She had much preferred Moritori as her father, anyways… Even though he was busy on such long intel missions, he had always had time for her and Kragok.

So, now, staring down at this miniscule echidna that was supposedly her half-sister, she felt no love in her heart. And then she started chugging a blunt, and it was so dank. just stanky. and it was like, totally choking out the baby and shit. Like damn, girl. What's wrong with you? Anywhomst! She realised that she felt no love in her heart. The tiny echidna gazed up curiously with her big, dark eyes, a tiny smile still causing her nose to wrinkle up in a way which might be seen as cute; Lien-Da had found it to be quite disgruntling. She bared her teeth, showing her fangs. “I don't know why you're so happy.”

Then suddenly, using the time stones, (modern) Vector appeared. He wandered down the corridor rizzfully. He walked right up to Mari-Su. “Sup, Femroid” he winked, giving finger guns to her. “Heard you're a mother now.” he tipped his fedora, his flame-print button-up shirt flowing with his movements. He grinned, which happened to eccentuate his pube-like beard. For some reason, this was working on her; perhaps it was her terrible taste in men, seeming that she was married to Luger.

Vector winked; he was so confident, for somebody who doesn't even know what the 'M' in 'sex' stands for. Mari-Su giggled, finding him interesting. Vector waggled his eyebrows, then noticed behind Mari-Su, a portal. Silver stepped through, alerted to an anomaly which may cause catestrophic circumstances for the future; Vector hitting. By the rules of the universe, Vector cannot be allowed to hit. It had been deemed a topic of unimportance, given how rizzless he truly was; but nobody, NOBODY could have accounted for just how terrible Mari-Su's tastes could be.

Unhindered, Vector slicked his scales back, grinning at Mari-Su. “Hey, baby, you got blow?” He winked. As he flirted, Kragok, step-son of Mari-Su, showed up, looking not unline Whitney Chewston. He squinted, opening his mouth. “Pack it up, Skittles Squad” he growled, in true Chewston fashion. As they all stood there, they hoped that Mario might appear. Luckily, Thevius added a SM64 Generations mod to Sonic Generations, allowing Mario to appear. He flew in, zooming in.

-Mandatory Thevius Pipe SFX-

Lien-Da pondered for a moment how Luger had left us all alone, just how Kyle had left N'Oni, Puppy, Ry, and Jenzel alone in the Voice Chat. She wondered why she knew these names for a moment, but it semeed that they may be discussing her unfortunate happenstances. Wait, no, this isn't about baby Julie-Su!

Back in the corridor, mommy Mari-Su was getting increasingly enamoured by Vector; if only some strapping young lad who may call her 'mommy' may step in. Unlike how Thevius could not get past this roadblock in SM64 Generations, Ry's dreams came true; he teleported into the scene. Mari-Su's attention immediately pivoted. Vector gasped, knowing that he could not beat this beautiful worm man. Mari-Su gasped in delight. “My, what beautiful eyes you have” She gasped, as Vector realised how truly Rizzless he was. He was distraught; truly, he was unable to hit it. He knew this from the days he had spent on his favourite chatroom, (insert after asking Ian what Mobian 4Chan is called) - he saw this coming. Always some chad with no limbs; no room for femroids to love crocodiles. And he was jealous of Zori, for reasons unknown. He felt like Mario flying in horrendous spinning circles, unable to land.

He felt as if he were Mario being asked to pick up rings; “It just ain't correct.” Mario was right there in the corridor, chugging the fattest ol' joint your eyes have ever seen. It was sort of flooding out the room with smoke. Ry blinked one eye, then the other. Mari-Su nodded. “I agree, Ry. Mario is an incredible man. But not more incredible than you” She nodded; Luger had left her unattended, just like how Kazzie and Jenzel went to bed at a reasonable time, leaving the BumbleBoys unattended. Eggtaint. She needed a new adventure; a backwards-cap based adventure. Ry blinked in a way, which seemed to say, “I'm happy to help, just like how I helped Puppy to write this, and how I help to make N'Oni sigh. It's what I dream of.” Mari-Su, of course, could infer all of this; she had somehow connected the Echidna Soul Touch, despite Ry not being an echidna.

In the end, Mario chuffed a fat dart, chugged, even, Lien-Da got addicted to blow, Kragok kept up being Whitney Chewston-Esque, just like Moss from Pikmin 4. Ry and Mari-Su eloped. Puppy got ready to go to sleep. All was beautiful. Eggtaint. Wait, who's watching the baby?

[tamtam-go92]

We are also still on the mission for the dog-legacy's heir. Pipsqueak and Sky get along great and soon Beth is able to ask them to try for puppies.

Long story short: After about 400 tries for puppies I realized that Sky and Pip both are female and apparent I don't have a same sex pregnancy mod but ACR lets same sex sims and pets try for baby none the less but it just never works - apparently... So no puggles...