Say Hello To My Little Friend
Written for the @steddiemicrofic August prompt ‘plug’ | WC: 437 | Rating: M | CW: Secret crush, embarrassment, mentions of a sex toy | Tags: mishearing/misunderstanding, getting together. Mature content below the cut, MDNI.
“You’d really want one?”
“Yeah, I definitely want a plug…”
The seniors’ keggers were loud, but overhearing Steve yell that over the clamour was something Eddie never expected.
His birthday was coming up, so perhaps this year Eddie would find the ideal present, something so-very-Steve, but that also says, by the way, I like you.
Eddie spends ages scouring his favourite shops, looking for the perfect butt plug for his crush, if such a thing even exists. He settles on something in sleek black silicone, a nice size for a beginner but also functional. With rhinestones on the end, because nothing's too good for his princess.
On Steve's birthday the gang gathers in his backyard. Food is consumed and Steve gets his presents. But this year Eddie hangs back, nervous. He sidles up to Steve late in the afternoon.
“I, uh… I have something for you, but I need to give it to you… in private.”
“Ooh. Is it…?”
Eyebrows bouncing, Steve pinches his thumb and forefinger together, waggling a giant invisible blunt.
“N-no, it’s…”
Before Eddie can explain that it’s significantly more personal, there’s a sudden furore. Amongst a chorus of squeals Robin appears - with a puppy in her arms. It’s unusual-looking, with a squashed face and a passing resemblance to Winston Churchill (and Dustin’s baby photos, but nobody brings that up). Steve rushes over, grinning, petting it and asking,
“Who’s this??”
Robin replies,
“She’s for you! A birthday gift from me and your folks.”
Steve’s beside himself, cooing at the furry bundle as Robin explains to everyone about the rescue pound two towns over, and how Steve’s parents helped with the adoption from afar, delighted for Steve to have company as they’re so often away.
Eventually leaving the puppy playing with the kids, Steve follows Eddie when he retreats for a cigarette, getting him alone.
“So, where’s my present?”
“Uhh, Steve, I-”
Steve lunges for Eddie’s jacket pocket, pulling out a prettily wrapped parcel and tearing it open before Eddie can stop him.
Handling the smooth silicone, Steve’s initially aghast, then intrigued, and finally confused.
“Wait, is this because of what I said at the party? When I told Robin I wanted a Pug!”
Eddie’s mortified, heat building in his chest and spreading up his neck.
“Yeah, I know that now. Please, don’t make this worse…”
He goes to move away, but Steve grabs his jacket, stopping him. He slides his hand down to Eddie’s hip, gently squeezing.
“Y’know, I’ve actually always wanted one of these too.”
Stepping closer, he adds, voice low,
“You’re gonna have to show me how to use it, though.”
🐶
PSA: Please adopt, don’t shop. Also, neuter your pets.
Thanks so much for reading!
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Rollin' with the pug squad, tongues out like we just don't care! 🐶👅 Living our best life and making every car ride an adventure. Who needs a wind machine when you've got three pugs in the backseat? 😂 #PugLife #WindBlownPugs
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best lps tournament: round 1 🐶
here we are !! after about two weeks of off-and-on thinking, i have finally gathered the 32 canines that will be duking it out in the thunder dome !! (erm.. this bracket is the thunder dome)
if this whole thing doesn’t flop, we will (probably) have another bracket but with felines !!
to our left we have ...
Pug #623 vs. Labradoodle #2421
Lhasa Apso #2130 vs. Maltese #79
Poodle #225 vs. Chihuahua #1
Bulldog #1765 vs. French bulldog #1896
Beagle #113 vs. Basset Hound #312
Boston Terrier #958 vs. Jack Russell #40
Husky #1563 vs. German Shepherd #127
Komondor #1257 vs. Dalmatian #2136
and on the right we have ...
Chow Chow #1157 vs. Corgi #897
Bull Terrier #154 vs. Boxer #25
Shi Tzu #6 vs. Yorkie #1406
Pomeranian #2280 vs. Sheepdog #465
Schnautzer #1393 vs. Berner Senner #145
Husky #1013 vs. Puppy #1339
Retreiver #951 vs. Wolf #2141
Chow Chow #332 vs. Chihuahua #461
voting for the left side of the bracket will begin on 04/09 and will go on for a week !! i am looking forward to this.
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dog / canine themed neopronouns.
🐶 woof/woofs/woofself
🐶 pup/pups/pupself
🐶 bark/barks/barkself
🐶 howl/howls/howlself
🐶 ruff/ruffs/ruffself
🐶 wolf/wolfs/wolfself
🐶 hound/hounds/houndself
🐶 mutt/mutts/muttself
🐶 poodle/poodles/poodleself
🐶 corgi/corgis/corgiself
🐶 fetch/fetchs/fetchself
🐶 growl/growls/growlself
🐶 snarl/snarls/snarlself
🐶 labra/doodle/labras/doodles/labradoodleself
🐶 husk/husky/husks/huskys/huskyself
🐶 shiba/inu/shibas/inus/shibaself or inuself
🐶 claw/claws/clawself
🐶 hy/hyena/hys/hyenas/hyenaself
🐶 coy/coyote/coys/coyotes/coyoteself
🐶 den/dens/denself
🐶 bull/dog/bulls/dogs/bulldogself
🐶 pug/pugs/pugself
🐶 mala/mute/malas/mutes/malamuteself
🐶 collie/collies/collieself
🐶 rott/weiler/rotts/weilers/rottweilerself
🐶 chow/chows/chowself
🐶 span/spaniel/spans/spaniels/spanielself
🐶 terrier/terriers/terrierself
🐶 pit/bull/pits/bulls/pitbullself
🐶 dal/matian/dals/matians/dalmatianself
🐶 gold/golden/golds/goldens/goldenself
🐶 trick/tricks/trickself
🐶 canine/canines/canineself
🐶 bite/bites/biteself
🐶 fox/foxs/foxself
🐶 jackal/jackals/jackalself
🐶 dingo/dingos/dingoself
🐶 fen/fennec/fens/fennecs/fennecself
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