#pug🐶

[mezzyb0nb0n]

she tally on my hall till i good & evil

he rob on my cantor till i shia labeouf live

she michigan on my marvin's marvelous mechanical museum till she demolish >:(

thank you for listening to my speech.

Wow….that was..

Beautiful.😢

[stuffifindonlinesometimes]

Valentines BumBums Koala and Pug

[mrsjellymunson]

Say Hello To My Little Friend

Written for the @steddiemicrofic August prompt ‘plug’ | WC: 437 | Rating: M | CW: Secret crush, embarrassment, mentions of a sex toy | Tags: mishearing/misunderstanding, getting together. Mature content below the cut, MDNI.

“You’d really want one?”

“Yeah, I definitely want a plug…”

The seniors’ keggers were loud, but overhearing Steve yell that over the clamour was something Eddie never expected.

His birthday was coming up, so perhaps this year Eddie would find the ideal present, something so-very-Steve, but that also says, by the way, I like you.

Eddie spends ages scouring his favourite shops, looking for the perfect butt plug for his crush, if such a thing even exists. He settles on something in sleek black silicone, a nice size for a beginner but also functional. With rhinestones on the end, because nothing's too good for his princess.

On Steve's birthday the gang gathers in his backyard. Food is consumed and Steve gets his presents. But this year Eddie hangs back, nervous. He sidles up to Steve late in the afternoon.

“I, uh… I have something for you, but I need to give it to you… in private.”

“Ooh. Is it…?”

Eyebrows bouncing, Steve pinches his thumb and forefinger together, waggling a giant invisible blunt.

“N-no, it’s…”

Before Eddie can explain that it’s significantly more personal, there’s a sudden furore. Amongst a chorus of squeals Robin appears - with a puppy in her arms. It’s unusual-looking, with a squashed face and a passing resemblance to Winston Churchill (and Dustin’s baby photos, but nobody brings that up). Steve rushes over, grinning, petting it and asking,

“Who’s this??”

Robin replies,

“She’s for you! A birthday gift from me and your folks.”

Steve’s beside himself, cooing at the furry bundle as Robin explains to everyone about the rescue pound two towns over, and how Steve’s parents helped with the adoption from afar, delighted for Steve to have company as they’re so often away.

Eventually leaving the puppy playing with the kids, Steve follows Eddie when he retreats for a cigarette, getting him alone.

“So, where’s my present?”

“Uhh, Steve, I-”

Steve lunges for Eddie’s jacket pocket, pulling out a prettily wrapped parcel and tearing it open before Eddie can stop him.

Handling the smooth silicone, Steve’s initially aghast, then intrigued, and finally confused.

“Wait, is this because of what I said at the party? When I told Robin I wanted a Pug!”

Eddie’s mortified, heat building in his chest and spreading up his neck.

“Yeah, I know that now. Please, don’t make this worse…”

He goes to move away, but Steve grabs his jacket, stopping him. He slides his hand down to Eddie’s hip, gently squeezing.

“Y’know, I’ve actually always wanted one of these too.”

Stepping closer, he adds, voice low,

“You’re gonna have to show me how to use it, though.”

🐶

PSA: Please adopt, don’t shop. Also, neuter your pets.

Thanks so much for reading!

My masterlist

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[bucket-of-amethyst]

Bdubs pupby bduppy

My first thought for dog bdubs was "i want to make him a pug - but not a pug pug bc just.. No" I changed my mind countless times until I eventually returned to my original idea of a pug mix - so a Pug/Lhasa Apso mix is what he is!

✨ i have commissions open! :D ✨

🐶More puppers: 

Jog / Pixl / Porl / SoupGroop / Tango / Zed / Grian / Skizz / Cleo / Jimmy / Jev-Stress-Wels / Doc / Mumbo

[happy-go-locko]

Beef the Pug 🍓🐶

[stupittmoran]

Feeding sausages to the pugs 🐶 for my birthday

[dogs-are-awesome]

Rollin' with the pug squad, tongues out like we just don't care! 🐶👅 Living our best life and making every car ride an adventure. Who needs a wind machine when you've got three pugs in the backseat? 😂 #PugLife #WindBlownPugs

source: www.imgur.com

[arthistoryanimalia]

For a belated #InternationalDogDay 🐶:

Pair of pug dogs

Made in Jingdezhen, China; about 1750

Spotted at the “Outside In: Nature-inspired Design at Winterthur” exhibition

Winterthur collection

[misuanonimasu]

Pug Story WIP 🍞🐶

[mezzyb0nb0n]

i am un-intelligent

SHHHH DONT JUST REVAL MY IDENTITY LIKE THAT

[mediummushroom]

made some shakers containing original drawings of dogs for the update yesterday 🌈🐶 3/4 sold, the pug is available!

[lpsotd]

best lps tournament: round 1 🐶

here we are !! after about two weeks of off-and-on thinking, i have finally gathered the 32 canines that will be duking it out in the thunder dome !! (erm.. this bracket is the thunder dome) if this whole thing doesn’t flop, we will (probably) have another bracket but with felines !!

to our left we have ...

Pug #623 vs. Labradoodle #2421

Lhasa Apso #2130 vs. Maltese #79

Poodle #225 vs. Chihuahua #1

Bulldog #1765 vs. French bulldog #1896

Beagle #113 vs. Basset Hound #312

Boston Terrier #958 vs. Jack Russell #40

Husky #1563 vs. German Shepherd #127

Komondor #1257 vs. Dalmatian #2136

and on the right we have ...

Chow Chow #1157 vs. Corgi #897

Bull Terrier #154 vs. Boxer #25

Shi Tzu #6 vs. Yorkie #1406 

Pomeranian #2280 vs. Sheepdog #465

Schnautzer #1393 vs. Berner Senner #145

Husky #1013 vs. Puppy #1339

Retreiver #951 vs. Wolf #2141

Chow Chow #332 vs. Chihuahua #461

voting for the left side of the bracket will begin on 04/09 and will go on for a week !! i am looking forward to this.

[mrparadisecity]

what animal do your friends remind you of? 🐶

slash is obviously a snake

stevie is obviously a pug

izzy is a black cat

and duff reminds me of a shark for some reason:3

[knithacker]

Knit a Violet's Pug Jumper ... the Perfect Sweater Pattern for a Pug OR Frenchie! 👉 https://buff.ly/457PRq2 🐶

[stupittmoran]

Pug In Shinning Armor guarding our bathroom 🐶

[supersilverneos]

dog / canine themed neopronouns.

🐶 woof/woofs/woofself

🐶 pup/pups/pupself

🐶 bark/barks/barkself

🐶 howl/howls/howlself

🐶 ruff/ruffs/ruffself

🐶 wolf/wolfs/wolfself

🐶 hound/hounds/houndself

🐶 mutt/mutts/muttself

🐶 poodle/poodles/poodleself

🐶 corgi/corgis/corgiself

🐶 fetch/fetchs/fetchself

🐶 growl/growls/growlself

🐶 snarl/snarls/snarlself

🐶 labra/doodle/labras/doodles/labradoodleself

🐶 husk/husky/husks/huskys/huskyself

🐶 shiba/inu/shibas/inus/shibaself or inuself

🐶 claw/claws/clawself

🐶 hy/hyena/hys/hyenas/hyenaself

🐶 coy/coyote/coys/coyotes/coyoteself

🐶 den/dens/denself

🐶 bull/dog/bulls/dogs/bulldogself

🐶 pug/pugs/pugself

🐶 mala/mute/malas/mutes/malamuteself

🐶 collie/collies/collieself

🐶 rott/weiler/rotts/weilers/rottweilerself

🐶 chow/chows/chowself

🐶 span/spaniel/spans/spaniels/spanielself

🐶 terrier/terriers/terrierself

🐶 pit/bull/pits/bulls/pitbullself

🐶 dal/matian/dals/matians/dalmatianself

🐶 gold/golden/golds/goldens/goldenself

🐶 trick/tricks/trickself

🐶 canine/canines/canineself

🐶 bite/bites/biteself

🐶 fox/foxs/foxself

🐶 jackal/jackals/jackalself

🐶 dingo/dingos/dingoself

🐶 fen/fennec/fens/fennecs/fennecself