#psychopatx

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Sheriarty

send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who usually initiates things? - Jim. 

Who is louder?  - Sherlock

Who likes to ‘dress up’ and how? - Jim; he thinks it’s funny. sometimes he wears elaborate costumes for kicks. sometimes it’s plain clothes which allows Sherlock the ability to pretend he isn't him.

Who is more experimental?  - Jim

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? - Jim

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? - Jim

Who comes first? - Sherlock

Who is better at oral? - Jim

Who enjoys being submissive more? - neither because that admits defeat, but Sherlock often falls into the role.

Which kinks do they share? - danger elements; risk of being caught, inappropriate locations

Who is the bigger tease? - to the surprise of everyone, sherlock.

What’s the weirdest place they had sex at? - those are federal secrets.

Who is talking dirty? - depends. filth, jim. sensual, sherlock.

Favourite position? - for sherlock, this is a rare case in which he would prefer to have as little eye contact as possible. he wants to live in the denial that he isn’t this weak to his temptation. so anything in which he doesn’t have to see his face is preferred. 

Who is more likely to get whiny? - Sherlock

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eyyy so ya boi made it to 200!! i think these are still cool? who knows, i’m not hip with the kids. but i made this blog just a few months ago and hit 100 in a few weeks, and now i’m here. honestly coming back to rp after?? god knows how long?? was one of the few good decisions i’ve made. i mean, granted, i made plenty of bad ones afterwards ( skipping class to talk about headcanons, writing 2500+ words in a little under an hour, like 90% of the stuff that makes me cool ) but it was well worth it. i came into the sherlock rp community cautiously, honestly expecting to leave within two weeks, but i’ve made some really good friends who are incredibly important to me. i love them a lot you guys.

RAIN MARS INSERT SHITTY JOKE HERE,

so. i’ve talked about kacie a thousand times, i know i don’t have to. you guys know how much i love her. but i say it because it’s important. kacie and i built a friendship off of loving each other and rolling our eyes at everyone else; at the end of the day, she’s who i have. she’s my best friend, my soulmate, my partner in far too many bad decisions but all of my good ones, the only person who call my on my bullshit and encourages me to be my saltiest self in the same breath. for three years, i’ve gotten nothing but love and support from her. so please excuse my outward affection, all the appreciation posts, all the replies on her munday photos and every ooc post, how i yell about rain to people who don’t even know who kacie is, i’m just trying to make up for three years of her doing the same for me. nobody else can make me laugh like she does, the kind that leaves me gasping for air and smiling so hard my entire face hurts, and nobody else can make me go from angry and annoyed and frustrated to flopping over onto my bed and pressing my face into a pillow because her anger at whatever is bothering me, no matter how small or how little she knows about it, makes my chest hurt from all the love. so just, like, let me have this. even though she’s gonna read this and call me gay, and i’ll tell her i’m just gay for her, and she’ll send me a heart and i’ll send her one and know i made her smile, and that will be enough // @fxrechild​

MY ENGLAND MOM, MARTHA,

i guess i should probably start at the beginning. sophie was my first friend in the fandom. my rp blogs don’t last long without partners to write with. i get bored easily. so to everyone who likes my blog, everyone i met after sophie, you have her to thank for my being here. sophie let me rant to her about headcanons i had barely developed, back when i had even less of a grasp on sherlock than i do now. she was my rp partner, and then somewhere along the way she became a lot more than that. she’s a teacher. if there’s one thing i’ve learned in all my years, all sixteen of them ( guys help i’m so old ), it’s that teachers are very much born. it’s not an occupation, it’s a type of person. sophie just happens to be employed as a teacher as well as being one. i know i’m not making sense so let me explain: few people are capable of the warmth that sophie displays, and even fewer are capable of directing it towards someone so far away, and then, once you have that, you have to actually be able to teach something. for sophie, it’s how to care. sophie is, without a doubt, the first person i think of when someone says compassion or kindness or love. she’s there for me when i’m anxious, sad, upset, but she’s there for the good times too, for all the smiles and the laughter, and she never misses a beat. i said once that she was family and that still stands. some people are just too important to simply say ‘friend’ // @adler-thewoman​

MY ANGST QUEEN SUPREME,

i’m half-tempted to leave it at that, actually. i swear, allison has made cry as many times as she’s made me smile. allison is incredibly involved in her character. she understands abigail in a way that shocks me every day, but it makes her wonderful to talk to. her dedication to her character is, in short, absolutely beautiful to see. allison is absolutely beautiful to see in general. she’s chill as hell, which is great for days when i’m too tired to do much else but talk about sherlock and abigail being cute together. she doesn’t get nearly enough sleep but that’s okay; it means she’s always awake when i need her. allison is, in every respect, one of the best listeners i have ever had the pleasure of being friends with. whether it’s long-winded headcanons about our muses or just my irl problems, she’s here, ready to talk. and when i need time alone, she understands. i can’t explain how important that is. being able to listen, to understand, these are skills i’ve struggled with my whole life and allison makes it look easy. when i’ve had a long day and i want quiet, chill time, she’s who i go to. my gratitude for her patience and time can’t be expressed in words // @suumuxor​

MY ACTUAL IRL ANGEL,

i don’t actually write with jack all that much. jack isn’t someone i have to write with to maintain our friendship. there’s genuine affection here. when i come home, when i’m sad, when i wake up, he’s the person i go to. i couldn’t tell you why to save my life. i’ve tried a thousand times, written jack novels about why he means so much to me, but it’s the kind of thing i can’t put into words. but i’ll try one more time. half the time he’s making a joke, the other half he’s being one of the most affectionate people i’ve ever met. i can’t think of what i could have done to earn his singular love, so i assume he’s like that with everyone. as funny as he is, as much as he makes me laugh and roll my eyes in equal measure, it’s that ridiculously thoughtful, caring part that fascinates me. i still haven’t quite figured jack out, but i’m gonna. i guess until then, that’s my excuse to keep talking to him // @psychopatx

MY PERSONAL RAY OF SUNSHINE,

every day i call her my sunshine and every day she tells me i’m wrong. i wonder when she’s gonna figure out that i’ve never been so right about anything. zoe is an amazing person. incredibly strong and determined, intelligent as hell and passionate about what she does. she loves mary like i love her, and that’s saying a lot. even without knowing i’m in a bad mood or in a bad place, she cheers me up, and has never failed to do so. being around her is like being outside in the perfect weather in your favorite place. it’s impossible to not feel better when you talk to her. she’s such a beautiful person, insanely caring and always ready to help her friends. she cares so deeply for the people she chooses to surround herself with, and never fails to make me feel loved, which is hard to do. if i can be half of what she is to me, i’ll consider myself a success // @traiinedassassiin

&& MY PARTNER IN MY SLOW DESCENT TO HELL.

sometimes michelle is indistinguishable from john watson. i haven’t told her this yet, but sometimes she says things or does things and i sit back and wonder if that’s why she’s so good at writing him. here’s the thing about john watson: sherlock pulls a lot of bullshit. he does a lot of stupid things, he’s a ridiculous man with mood swings like hell, but john puts up with it. not only does he put up with it, he loves sherlock. and that’s a lot like michelle. i do a lot of ridiculous things. i get anxious for no reason, sad over small things, i have mood swings like hell, but michelle is right there. always calm, always telling me to talk to her about it instead of letting it get all bottled up. michelle is balancing on that thin line between caring and commanding, which can really throw me off sometimes when she tells me to talk to her and yes, i want to, but she’s also very hard to say no to in general. so maybe that’s why i keep writing sin and further cementing my place in hell. it’s here i have to point out that while writing this, michelle saw fit to send me absolute filth from a johnlock fic, so she’s going down with me. but back to my point. michelle is the most patient person i have met. she deals with me at my worst and somehow comes out of it still sane and wanting me around, and i don’t quite think i can express how important that is to me // @julietthotelwhiskey

and a note from the author. i have argued and will continue to argue that roleplaying is about one thing: people. it’s people who like writing, yes, but it’s people. we’ve all fallen into this odd little hobby together, so we may as well make friends. my bias list is short because it’s honest; the people above are people i genuinely care about, and i will continue caring about them as long as they allow me to, or as long as i am meant to, whichever comes last. i have five ( yeah, fuck kacie ) IM conversations open right now. little icons on the side of my dash and i can’t tell you how big my smile is when one of my friends messages me. so let yourself make ridiculously close friends through this dumb little hobby, because knowing that someone cares about you for you is one of the most rewarding things in life, far better than having good graphics or formatting or hell, even being the best writer.

that’s all, folks. <3

[col-sebastian]

☾

“Do you ever think we should just stop doing this?”

@psychopatx

[hisjiminycricket]

     “I trust you.”

                                            You 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔱 me?                                                   Oh, му ɗєαя…                                                        Don’t you ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ——                                                                                     That’s a ғᴀᴛᴀʟ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇ.

                                                                          { Moriarty } @psychopatx

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@subsolanus / @julietthotelwhiskey / @psychopatx - can u all not?!?!?! he is so shook rn. he is about to explode.

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literally slides over with a rose in mouth. reads my url off the sloppy writing on my hand.

                  ( opinion meme // accepting )

my opinion on;

character in general: moriarty, my love. jim is actually a really fascinating character. like, i say that a lot, but he is. he’s intriguing, a perfect counter to sherlock. he’s what sherlock could have been and that’s terrifying and thrilling all at once and he’s one of those characters that i almost don’t want to understand because not getting him is part of the fun.how they play them: jack really worries me sometimes because he says stuff that’s just...literally out of jim’s mouth? like he really does act like jim sometimes and honestly i’ve never seen someone with so much love for a character. jack’s borderline-obsession with jim is kind of my favorite thing.the mun: jesus. um. so i’ve gotten really gay with jack before ( like u know what im talkin abt okay jackrabbit ) and thats like. i can say anything to jack. i can sit there and rant about the stars or writing or sherlock or people or boys and jack will listen. and that’s actually really important, jack is fucking great at just...listening?? and like y’all okay listen i don’t gotta throw it out there for everyone cuz jack knows how i feel about him and its something i’ve been struggling to put into words but it means a lot to me that i’m important to him and im done now okay. also he’s rly cute but u didn’t hear that from me.

do i:

rp with them: not enough??? boi. come love me.want to rp with them: yEAH OBVIOUSLY 

what is my;

overall opinion: ...guys jack is so cool.

***note: mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

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[ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ?

text messages

[text; moriarty] how could i forget? 

[text; moriarty] what do you want this time?

[mvcrofts-blog]

Wow look I believe here's a URL right heeeere~~

[ ♛ ] send me a url and i’ll tell you the following;

my opinion on;

character in general: I already spoke on my feelings abt moriarty so I’ll just restate that I never liked him all that much but since my return to the fandom + rp, all the writers have really made me love him so much more.how they play them: ON TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF! holy hecking jack is such a good jim I sometimes forget this because we talk ooc more than we RP, and when we do it’s all crack and gingernuts but imma be honest Jack’s JIm is so legit and I’m so invested in the way he stays in character and true to the bbc and wow yeahthe mun: okay im so glad the cah verse happened because I wouldnt know jack at all otherwise. he’s so nice he’s so funny I just love talking to him he’s just the best okay I could love on jack all day

do i;

follow them: ofcrp with them: actually like..... not really LMAO we should fix thatwant to rp with them: see above (yes)ship their character with mine: nah lol 

what is my;

overall opinion: so gd important pls love this mun and muse as much as I do

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty.

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@psychopatx - Sherlock has become Liam Neeson and this is now a sequel to Taken

[hisjiminycricket]

My Tumblr Crushes:

psychopatx (53%)

mvcrofts (18%)

bakerstreetsconsultingsociopath (15%)

traiinedassassiin (8%)

nctanthca (3%)

toldabetterstory (1%)

subsolanus (1%)

losingsiide (1%)

deadcentred (1%)

[[ Unexpected, to say the least. XDD ]]

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Jim Moriarty x

[NSFW] Put a name in my inbox and my muse will answer. [Accepting]

How interested they are in having sex with them:

Mary is definitely not against the idea for sure if it came up.

How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:

Neh, not that type of girl.

If they would rather bottom or top them:

They’d change things up here and there to keep things interesting.

How good they think they would be:

She’s got high expectations though she doesn’t know why.

If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them:

Wall. Straight up against the wall.

If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love:

Fuck. No ifs ands or butts about it.

If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick:

Sebastian Moran ngl.

If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen:

Most definitely think it could be a possibility.

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HC + Moriarty

meme l always accepting l @psychopatx 

Oh, now this is an interesting one. As stated in canon, Moriarty is one of the most fluid and changeable characters in the series - most of the others change in subtle ways over a degree of time, Jim can hop in and out of changes at will. Mycroft prefers things to stay rigidly one way or the other, so this tendency of Jim’s I’d imagine would frustrate him almost constantly.

Moriarty is also very attractive, almost to the point of magnetic to Mycroft. He’s found himself drawn to the other man but, quite obviously, the fact that Jim was his moral opposite made him think twice. Actually more like five times. Jim is an earworm that he can’t find the will to take out or replace him with something else, though he likely buries himself under enough work to kill a man in order to have his thoughts on something else.

He’s thought about the horrors that would happen if Jim got to him, if Jim managed to convince him to join his side and play crime for a while, and that makes it all the more worse because he knows part of him would jump at the chance to be with Jim. However, Moriarty’s unpredictable nature strikes again in the fact that Mycroft has a suspicion that if Jim picked up on how he felt - which he no doubt will, next to Sherlock, Jim is the only person possibly able to see through most of his layers - he might just play more games with him. Or be interested in him due to his station and his perceived aura, not for the sad soul underneath all of that armour.

Basically: worst love story ever that needs to happen immediately.

[mollythepathologist-a]

📱

Send 📱 for five texts my muse didn’t send yours, and one that they did

Draft{Text: Jim}: Sherlock said..

Draft{Text: Jim}: It’s not true is it? You’re not gay are you? 

Draft{Text: Jim}: You were just using me, just like him. 

Draft{Text: M}: Are you really dead? Or are you just pretending again?

Draft{Text:M}: She used you. You were her pawn, like I was yours. 

{Text: M}: I missed you. 

[inomniscience]

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FOR EVERY ‘@’ SENT (ANON OR NOT) I WILL MENTION AND POST SOME POSITIVITY ABOUT A FELLOW TUMBLR USER.

@letshavediinner ;

Brittney is so, so kind and always willing to give everyone a chance when it comes to writing; this is one of the many things I admire about her. Any conversation of ours on Skype always makes me laugh (especially when we discuss Adlock and the fandom, ahh!). Either way, you’re a great person, Brittney, and I think you bring a lot of smiles to the fandom!

[hiistiger]

[ text; ] i nEED HELP

[M - ANSWER]: what sort of help?

[M - ANSWER]: is this urgent sort of help

[M - ANSWER]: like help there’s a gun to my head

[M - ANSWER]: or is this help i can’t reach the top shelf

[M - ANSWER]: ...I’m on my way

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@subsolanus - FITE ME @psychopatx - OMG NO. Sherlock will find you all. He will crash this “party”.