I wasnt even 5 minutes in psychonauts 2 when my sister told me I can’t play psychonauts 2 without finishing psychonauts 1 and after she finally got me to play it the first thing I noticed was that ford gives raz special treatment 💀
why, what the hell did raz do for ford to give him special treatment. Why does ford only appear in raz’s dream and not anybody else’s 💀💀😭 is raz like the chosen one or something 😭
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The thought of what if Lucretia had also been at the "Feast of the Senses" before Helmut began to see her as Maligula.
Helmut definitely saw them as a good match. A pair of eyes :D
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psychonauts is like. what if you met your hero and he turned out to be a silly, kind, down to earth guy who was willing to be there for you at a moments notice and was also personally responsible for every bad thing that'd ever happened to your family specifically
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Plzzz will you write more about your Janky AU ideas the people want to hear them
Asbhjbkh I leave the internet alone for three (3) hours and my dumb ideas have developed a fanbase! (Genuinely) Lovely. Honestly I haven’t thought it through too far, I just can’t help but think that an anti-psychic-terrorism organization that has now been rendered nearly useless would show it a bit more than it does in the second game.
I think there would be more old, Ford-like military guys around, who now can’t really do their jobs as well as they did before but hey, there’s nobody to replace them! And there used to be vast laboratories in a tunnel network underground, but the tunnels proved structurally unstable so Sasha has been “temporarily” moved to a series of Quonset huts near the quarry. But then the tunnels were only partially restructured due to budget cuts so the archives moved into the stable portion and the lab is stuck outside indefinitely. The Quonset huts don’t have a backup generator, if the local grid goes down, who knows what could happen!
Speaking of the archives, the Psychonauts record-keeping is a mess. It used to be that the separate departments were responsible for their own archives, but as activity dwindled, all the records were consolidated into one archive… except for the ones that went missing in the switch. Maybe Kelvin will find some clues he needs in some forgotten records someday!
A quarry is not the best place to build a government organization headquarters. Especially since limestone, the stone quarried there, is such a soft rock. The Motherlobe itself was built on strong foundations, but several buildings erected since the beginning of the organization’s decline are facing serious structural issues, and some lie empty in disrepair due to lack of funds necessary to maintain them.
What little funding the Psychonauts still received is horribly mismanaged, in any case. Possibly due to the fact that they do not have an accountant. They used to have an accounting department, but slowly every employee got work elsewhere, retired, passed away, or in one case disappeared without a trace, so the management of funds is done by the Grand Head and heads of Research, Threat Detection, Weapon Development, and Field Agency, in a meeting at the beginning of every month. Large amounts of money occasionally disappear, but it would take time and energy that the organization doesn’t have to look into it further.
Idk this might not be the sort of information you’re looking for, but it’s what I can think of off the top of my head.
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