#psycho andrew

[broken-heart-raven-queen]

I know Andrew would've stabbed Nicky for kissing Neil (twice) but could you IMAGINE what he would have done to Riko if he knew RIKO SPITTED IN NEIL'S MOUTH AND MADE HIM SWALLOW?!?!

Like bashing his arm with a racquet would be a pet in that universe.

[zanephillips]

Nick Cornish and Andrew Levitas Psycho Beach Party (2000)

[remyunart]

Andrew's afternoon while Neil ordered a hit in the middle of a restaurant

edit: old version under the cut

[ilovemaniacs]

Members here

Keeping updated (maybe)

Found something interesting when searching their height...

[mykennaleigh1]

The fact that Neil Josten canonically knows at least six languages is actually insane so here's my thoughts on all of them :)

English- English was his first language he learned (obvi). He grew up in Baltimore (hey im from MD too!!) so he pronounces words a little funny, like water as wad-der, and so on. Mostly soft t's and r's. Sometimes, he has a hint of a British tilt to some of his words, just bc of his proximity to Mary.

Japanese- I like to think that he learned a bit of Japanese in his father's house. This is his second oldest language, but it's also his second-least proficient. He never really had a reason to use it unless he was insulting Riko or talking to Ichirou. I like to imagine that he wants to improve his skills now that he has the time, so he watches anime in the background while he studies.

German- He learned German on the run, as we all know. He and his mom spent the first few years in Europe while his dad was still actively looking for them, and they bounced around from country to country for a while. I think he considers this his "second" language just bc it's the one he spent the most time using and practicing.

French- I love that he's canonically bad at French accents. He most definitely picked up French while he was bouncing around Europe, but like Japanese, he's not great at it. He got beat by his mom a lot for messing up the accents, and he could never quite grasp them. I mean, he got better for the sake of his own survival, but now that Mary's gone he can chill out a bit on perfect pronunciation. He considers French to be his "third" language, even tho the accent sucks.

Spanish- He knows a bit of Spanish from his time circulating the southern US. This is definitely the language he knows the least of. He can hold a slow conversation, but when Nicky starts to get ramble-y during their practice sessions he has to call it quits before he gets frustrated. (he still practices on his own bc even tho he doesn't have to run anymore, he wants Nicky to have a piece of home)

Russian- This is the last language he ever tries to learn. Him and Andrew pick it up fast, but they do it in such an ass-backwards way that they sort of suck at it. They 1000% just sub in German words when they don't know it in Russian and their accents are all off bc they don't have anyone around them to base off of. They both have like "second year of high school foreign language" level of proficiency but they both think they are great at it. Neil considers it his "fourth" language, when in reality he sucks.

[incorrect-gravescest]

(squid ravioli in a lemon grass SAUCE with goat cheese profiteroles and a arugula Caesar salad)

🩷: Do you like My Chemical Romance?

🟡: They're OK.

🩷: Their early work was a little too emo for my taste. But when Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge came out in '04, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically! The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism... that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to Fall Out Boy, but I think MCR has a far more darkly sarcastic sense of humor

🟡: Hey Ashley?

🩷: Yes, Julia?

🟡: Why are there so many tubes of mascara? You opening a Hot Topic or a Sephora?

🩷: No, Julia.

🟡: Is that a rain coat?

🩷: Yes it is! In '06, MCR released this -- The Black Parade, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Welcome to the Black Parade." The song's so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about The Patient slowly dying of cancer, but also the lasting impression a parade had on Gerald Way when he was a little boy!

[raises axe above her head]

🩷: Hey Julia!

[she bashes Julia in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over her]

🩷: TRY STEALING MY ANDY FROM ME NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID HUSSIE! YOU FUCKING FLOOZIE!!

[kindlingandhawthorn]

Just finished season 3 of Animal Kingdom and jfc Pope is so fucked up. I'm torn between wanting to know the exact nature of the fucked-up-ed-ness of his childhood and wanting to avoid it at all costs. (There is a chance that the picture developing in my head is worse than reality but I'm not sure I'm ready to find out.)

Don't get me wrong-- I love whump. I love it so much. I never in a million years thought there was such a thing as too much whump. Until this show. So, y'know, good job Animal Kingdom writers.

Look at this poor little animal, mid-crisis... I mean he's very pretty but also very, very damaged.

SPOILERS behind cut

I mean, the bit where Pope agrees to move back in with his abuser in order to save his niece the same fucked up childhood that he had? Having his abuser send him a perfectly selected prostitute to trigger some seriously deep-seated trauma? Fuck.

So, hats off to you, Animal Kingdom writers. You have taken a die hard whump lover and made him want to write happily ever after fix-it fic.

Seriously jfc.

[broken-heart-raven-queen]

Andrew learning how Nicky drugged Neil: **takes a stick**

Nicky: Hey, hey, put that down. I apologized. Neil and I are cool, right bro?? Please, Neil tell him we are fine.

Neil: We are fine, Drew. Really.

Andrew: Oh, I'm not gonna hurt you.

Nicky: **sighs** Thanks. I'm happy with leaving it in the past once again.

Nicky: W-W-Why didn't you stop??

Andrew: You didn't let me finish. Nicky, cuz, light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains, I am gonna bash them right the fuck in.

[ilovemaniacs]

NICE GREETINGS TO NEW ROOMMATES BOYS!

Putting all my fandoms together

[broken-heart-raven-queen]

After organising one of my boards again I decided that Aaron is a whiteboard boy (that also writes in windows when he runs out of space, probably when Andrew broke the window he also errase one of his brother's formulas) and Jean is a corkboard boy, he'd put all his postcards, notes and even papers there (in the futere he would have photos too).

[angelvirus-exe]

here's my kandi collection rn yipee

[cloudyf0x]

obsessed with the genre of movie commandeered by straight men completely misunderstanding the message (matrix, fight club, american psycho). never fails to make me laugh

[pealeii]

no one gets being absolutely sweaty and covered in blood like musical theatre

[ruthey97]

[theloststarboy]

Andrew and West Virginia by the front bottoms

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