#psychicshr00m

[shayberri789]

I posted 15,968 times in 2022

That's 9,190 more posts than 2021!

64 posts created (0%)

15,904 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@rooftops-are-for-towels

@chuuyaphobic

@psychicshr00m

@injuries-in-dust

I tagged 3,574 of my posts in 2022

#cosmere - 477 posts

#stormlight - 273 posts

#tloz - 201 posts

#aftg - 184 posts

#trc - 145 posts

#dctf - 138 posts

#mistborn - 126 posts

#american politics - 123 posts

#linkeduniverse - 121 posts

#mha - 69 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i say as someone who’s joined basically every fandom after it’s existed for a good number of years & is no longer quite the media obsession

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I want a one shot about a child of Athena who shows up her second summer at CHB with the fluffiest fucking rabbit ever and an alpaca, and a truck full of spinning equipment.

She just keeps her fluffy pets at CHB (maybe she’s a year rounder) and combs their wool and spins it into yarn and threat and she knits/crochets jumpers and beanies for her friends.

She bullies the Demeter cabin to grow certain types of fibers and stuff so she can make her own threads and weave fabric on the loom and sew

I just want a child of Athena that embodies the “goddess of weaving/woven crafts” side of Athena, not just the wisdom and war. I like to think that the cloth and yarn she makes has magical properties, and maybe she has some kind of magic WITH it

Annabeth comes by one summer and sees all this and remembers her time on her quest in Rome, and asks her sister to teach her more. Soon, all of the cabin has enchanted clothing and bags they made themselves (with the aid of Demeter or Hecate’s cabins) and become even MORE deadly bc on top of their wisdom and battle tactics and strategy, they can weave a trap in 5 minutes and good luck getting out. They can make their own beanies that turn you invisible, or make you lighter, or blind you, gloves that enable them to throw liquid fire at you. The most “unmagical” cabin suddenly has an offensive magic akin to artificing but with wool, and with a little bit of brains and prep they are D E A D L Y.

Also also so many ugly sweaters

83 notes - Posted March 18, 2022

#4

Ya know the number of times a friend or acquaintance after a breakup (bad or even good) has said to me "I am never dating again" or "I wish I was aromantic (or if they're more misinformed: ace) like you. [Gender of ex] are trouble" is no longer annoying it has passed straight into hilariousness like

I don't wanna perpetuate amatonormativity but experience has shown you're going to be simping after someone new in a couple months

105 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

#3

Is it just me or do these two passages have the same energy

172 notes - Posted February 14, 2022

#2

you ever see a post in a fandom tag or a fanon version of the characters and wonder if you and the op read the same book?

313 notes - Posted May 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Okay one thing I really really like about heartstopper are the hugs. Like every single hug looks genuine and close and real, not stiff and awkward, and EVERYONE hugs. Guys hug. Girls hug. Boys and girls hug. Partners hug. Parents and kids hug. Siblings hug. And they always give hugs when they’re needed and they all cling to each other like they’re afraid to let go or like they need the other person and…. It makes me really happy

384 notes - Posted May 8, 2022

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[kaasknot]

Please take this as an offense but I am absolutely fascinated by your current obsession with Buster Keaton and went back through your account to figure out what rabbit hole led to this but couldn't figure it out. If you're okay with sharing can you tell me the rabbit hole that led to this?

OFFENS TAKEN no but okay it's really kind of dumb. this past january someone reblogged a buster keaton post, i assume a stunts gifset because those get numbers, and i hit up his tag on a whim to see what was what.

now, at the time i was writing an OC character for star wars. and while i knew just about everything else important about this character, i didn't have a clear idea of what he looked like. but i was scrolling through pics of this old-timey comedian and it slowly dawned on me: my character looks kind of like buster keaton. official facecast made.

and honestly, that's why i came back to the tag a second time. if it hadn't been for that association, i probably would have forgotten about buster and moved on. but, once a month or so i'd jump back in the buster keaton tag, refresh my memory on my OC's face situation, and then jump back out.

till eventually i guess it hit critical mass, and all of a sudden in late may i'm hitting up the buster tag… because i'm thirsty for buster. i pretty clearly remember a series of gifsets around The General that made me go "…damn, son."

gonna wax rhapsodic here for a bit. let's get the most obvious point out of the way: buster keaton is pretty. he's got cheekbones and big eyes and a profile to die for. and he's ripped, because he's a goddamn acrobat. like, his vastus medialis continually makes me go "that can't be real." also, he's a short king. a small little guy. 5'5", and perfectly willing to make jokes about it—and that kind of security is hotter than the surface of the sun.

he's also ridiculously funny. he made his career on that, you'd kind of hope he would be; but specifically it's funny to me. his sense of humor matches mine perfectly: wry, ironic, a touch of the absurd/surrealistic, leaning to black humor, and with minimal use of sticky substances or stupidity. i have so much trouble with modern comedy because 90% of the time it's just so dumb. buster keaton movies are not dumb. his hero is a clever little shithead—if somewhat naive and literal-minded—with abysmal luck, who gets into awkward situations and does his clever best to get himself back out. i vibe with it.

and then obvs his stunts. the more of his movies i watch the more i mutter "how did he not die?" and "is he made of rubber bands and cotton balls??" his physicality is so satisfying to watch, and not just in a prurient way (tho i am definitely also watching in a prurient way). this is a man with supreme control over his body and a thorough understanding of physical comedy. he was pulling out pratfalls well into his 60s, yo.

and the more of his movies i watch (especially in comparison to roscoe arbuckle's movies), the more i appreciate how good of a filmmaker he was. he let the story do the talking, rather than clutter up the screen with intertitles. his precise use of camera angles, the astonishingly good cinematography, the use of the camera itself to sell a gag (i.e. the dream sequence in Sherlock, Jr.). i saw a letterboxd review call The General "mad max fury railroad" and i haven't been able to get that out of my head, because y e a h, his editing was as precise as margaret sixel's. i watched "One Week" after watching all of the arbuckle shorts he was in, and lemme tell you, my third eye was blown wide open. "oh," i said to myself. "i get why people call him a genius."

and from a frothing fangirl perspective, he has built in artificial scarcity. his smile is rare, his voice is rare, shirtless scenes are rare. (in reality, none of these things are particularly hard to find in his films, but like i say to everyone who sits still long enough for me to yammer at them, their perceived scarcity makes them so much more compelling. when you hear him say "pass" in Sunset Boulevard you quiver like you're catching sight of ankles in the 1800s). it encourages thirsting.

the more i learn about him the more obsessed i get.

[blackkatmagic]

I, for one, am eagerly awaiting Jaster finding out just what the dark woman put his husband through and just giving into the pettiness and burying the order in formal complaints to the point that Jo forgives him for the sheer ballsiness of managing to drown Mace Windu in paperwork.

Jaster filing a separate complaint for every last thing he can wring out of Jon. Like. Not just the gratuitous child abuse but. “delayed Jon’s lunch on x date by forty-seven minutes and ten seconds, unacceptable”. 

Though at this point Mace is just a little baby Councilor, so it wouldn’t be him. Maybe Yoda or Dooku, actually. 

[gdcee]

I am GLEEFUL that I found your account bc it was your fanart of Jaster I saw and thought was a fever dream that gave me the idea of Jaster somehow getting saddled with the Baudelaires (including baby Beatrice). I haven't updated the fic in a hot second but it is definitely there and DEFINITELY your fault.

oh i read through some of your fic! never read Series of Unfortunate Events but i vaguely know some stuff and i’m always a sucker for stories where sad kids get nice family and a supportive, nurturing environment

anyway happy to be responsible for your fever dream =w=

[shayberri789]

@psychicshr00m croon

I really do adore the kind of character who would rather make everything worse than even try to fix the problem. Yeah man, fuck communicating with your friends, blow the place to hell!!!

[abooknerdfrommiddleearth]

Isn't it nice when your dash immediately offers an answer to someone's question?

[moonlitalien]

Okay so I was messing around with discord RP and using your Nautolan headcanons as a ref when my friend sent your reference sheet when I said I was making a Mandalorian Nautolan OC and may I humbly present for your (possible) delight: subspecies of reef dwelling Nautolan that can change colors like a cuttlefish?? You can tell them apart because they have vitiligo-adjacent markings that act as boundary lines for color changes, so they can be like. Yellow and green in the marking pattern, and then be purple and blue in the pattern, or red and blue, etc??

Ooooh that would be extremely cool! I LOVE Nautolan headcanons inspired by actual marine creatures/fishes/etc!!

[realityhoudini]

It's a day late, but here's chapter 14! The kids notice something's up, and we get some Arla POV!

[hixystix]

For the ask game: blue!!

Ooh, thank you!

Blue: What’s your favorite type of pie?

Definitely a good strawberry pie.  If you make it a triple berry with raspberries and blueberries, all the better!

Ask me color questions!

[annalyticall]

For the ship thing: nightmight (Yagi x Mirai) because I don't think I've ever seen you mention it.

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

I actually had to look up Mirai because I don’t think I’ve ever actually known his name beyond his hero alias Nighteye. I don’t... not like it, but I’ve also never really given it much thought as a romantic pairing. I think they definitely cared deeply about each other but I personally saw their strained relationship more like one between close colleagues. Also, since I binge-watched the show in a few weeks, it was hard for me to get invested enough in Nighteye in so little time to consider shipping him with anyone before his last episode

[yellowjeans]

For slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers: aizawa shouta, maes Hughes, han solo

enemies to lovers: Aizawa Shouta

fake date: Maes Hughes

slow burn: Han solo

[realityhoudini]

Absolutely love shroom's writing, Tibalt and Grim are becoming fave ocs and anything that gives Ventress a hard time is perfect!

the point where we shatter: chapter 12 excerpt

He should have known to distrust the general when he insisted on separating from General Koon when they breached the capital. He should have known Tibalt had ulterior motives in sending General Koon and Wolffe to the other side of the city, and then told him to keep his HUD footage backed up. The next time Tibalt grinned at him with those aggravatingly sharp teeth and told him ‘just in case’, Grim was going to be kicking up a fuss.

Because what the hells were these droids and who was this pissed off Dathomirian woman trying to take Tibalt’s head off? Why was she flirting with him? And who told his general it was okay to fight like that?

Grim was preoccupied with putting bolts in the heads of the assassin droids swarming them, but there was an effort to keep an eye on the brilliant flashes of red and blue on the edge of his vision. Tibalt had to be suicidal. There was no other explanation, and Grim would be providing his helmet cam, because this was not okay, and General Koon was going to hear about it.

The scent of smoke was invading his air filters as he popped up from behind his cover and let off another shot, dropping a droid with a smoking hole in its head, and he scrambled back down as Tibalt ripped up a thick piece of rubble and sent it hurdling at the pissed off Nightsister that was gaining no ground against him.

“General Beleren,” she purred through grit teeth, “that’s no way to treat a lady.”

“Exceptional that you fall just short of qualifying, then,” Tibalt called and leapt forward, saber very much not on and functioning, and she took a swing at him, blazing red blades threatening to lob his head off. Grim’s heart leapt in his throat, but Tibalt’s hand was already flexing, letting the hilt spin around his palm once with unnecessary flourish before he wrapped his fingers around it and it ignited at the last possible second, catching her two blades for just the barest of moments before he cut the power and dropped under her swing, letting her stumble forward as he dropped to his knees and slid, the saber igniting again to slash behind him and just barely glance her thigh before she got a chance to deflect him.

The woman let out an angry screech and spun, lashing out to kick Grim’s karking general right in the head, and he took it, hitting the ground and rolling to his feet. The hilt flipped around in his palm again, and Grim had a hard time not being mesmerized by the fluidity of the motion, the saber now backhanded across his forearm. Tibalt dropped into a low guard before launching off again, switching with far too much ease from speed to raw power, a swing and a twist of his body driving the saber up, up, up, and she barely managed to block before stumbling back, overwhelmed by the force of the blow. Then Tibalt took a deep breath and a shockwave from seemingly nowhere blasted from his twisted body, sending her flying back, and he locked purple eyes on Grim.

“Secure the royal family!” He ordered, his voice strong and unwavering, and Grim darted forward as Bolts and Nuts laid down covering fire. Yacht, Gambit, Tin, and Rumple bolted behind him to the door as the final assassin droids fell, and Grim keyed it open to slip through and slam it shut once again.

Grim is just straight up not having a good time. Poor boy has NO idea what trakata is and someone should have WARNED him. (Though to be fair, trakata IS just ASKING very politely to get your head lopped off.) At least Asajj is having a bad time, too.

[doodlesdreaming]

Quick doodle of the best prompt I've read about Dead Cells by @psychicshr00m(even though it wasn't really a prompt ^-^;)

[stormikins]

WIP Tag Game

thank you for the tag @spookyvalentine I appreciate it! <3

Rules: post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it. and then tag as many people as you have wips.

tagging: @dinluke @chronic-ghost @snizabelle @xoshepards @shepardyke @psychicshr00m @ironhoshi feel free to ignore if you don’t want too its fine!

Mass Effect:

Jenn, Kal, and Prime

Fic i’ll never write

Kal squadmate romance

Star Wars Prequels/Clone Wars era:

Starlight and Ashes

Take my Hand I’ll Save You or Destroy You

Plasma Screens

Chase of Peace

[blackkatmagic]

I am actually surprised you have yet to write a fic where Anakin is one of the slaves Agen Kolar freed via explosives at a young enough age to go to a creche.

I’m working with one good hand here, have mercy. :’D

[gdcee]

Me, upon realizing you actually recognize one of my fics:

lol XD

please don’t be intimidated. there just aren’t a lot of jaster fics and it’s always nice when i find one that fulfills 75% or more of my very specific and personal requirements