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do you really think you're the victim in this situation? children are being bombed every day, do you think they're less human than you?
Children are bombed every day? Wow. Shocking. I had no idea.

(One of my first memories is the sound of explosion, and the way my home shook. I was seven.)
I don't think others are, as you put it, "less human" then me. But apparently YOU seem to think that way.
See, all I do is writing about *my* experiences, and things that actually have a matter to my own life. So yes, I'm self-centric.
You, on the other hand?
Completely unrelated to the situation. Yet, all you have to do is to complain about.... what exactly? That I share my fears, and pain, and struggles? That I have PTSD? That I'm alive?
But again, I shouldn't be surprised. If "not talking" about something is bc you think they aren't human.
Well.
(Your attempt to silence me says it all.)
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(ID1: sky with smoke-dots. Those dots are missiles. I took this photo from my home.)

(ID2: a newborn on window pane. Screenshot from news.)

This is 10 days old Kay. His parents hid with him as their house was burnt and their friends and family were murdered. When the shooting got quiet, they opened the door of the smoke-filled room and placed him on the window pane to let him breathe. Then, when the shooting got back to the area, they closed the door and got back to pretend to be dead.
(When I was 17, I hugged my 4 yo sister under my grandma's staircase, as we waited for the explosion.)
א.ט. *אזעקה מוקלטת*
This is me and some of my neighbours on a usual day.
Now, this is pretty old - my area, personally, wasn't bombed in a while.
The area I grew up in, where some of my family still lives, can't say the same.

But hi, it's all depending on the context, as was said.

Not like I'm human or anything.



#anon#more like#QAnon#Anon? May you'll have airsirens during the shower#and step on a lego piece while running for shelter#antisemitism#blunt antisemic#why don't you talk about other people's pain?? aren't they human??#says the person who immediately dismisses my pain#i guess I'm not human#btw#anon - i don't know if you've heard about this new concept. but apparently MULTIPLE people can suffer at the same time#and MULTIPLE people can deserve kindness and sympathy.#even people you disagree with!#shock#i know#what a progressive mindset#useful idiots#hate anon#psy reply#psy is pissed#what's new#אזעקה#אינעל דינק#educate yourself#jumblr#דע מה שתשיב#israel
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Been rewatching Lain lately, had to get this out of my system
#kh#kingdom hearts#serial experiments lain#sora#sora kh#my art#this is for the kh fans who are also lain fans and fixate on “is any of this for real or not?”#i don't think lain and sora are similar personality wise and i would never dare say you could substitute one for the other#but i do think there are some general similarities#i feel like kh and lain are thematically similar but they handle their themes differently#in my lain rewatch something i'm noticing is how often human connection is brought up#“humans may be unable to evolve so why do they exist.“ ”why do humans wish to be recognized.“#“connection (through games) results in hurt(ing others). why do we choose to connect with others anyways”#what does “connection” mean?#you can connect with people personally or through the wired. how is it different#the children being used for the psy experiment connected with each other supernaturally#what does it all Mean#these are some different things i have noticed within lain. but i notice similar subjects explored in kh too#lain and sora ask a similar question “are you my real mother/father/friends”->“is any of this for real or not”#and both can be tied to the connections shared with other people#but the answer “it's about connections” just raises more questions...
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My completely legitimate and serious take on rpf is you should never make it about living people unless it’s funny. And if they’re dead and/or a historical figure and it’s funny you can and should post it
#psy's no punctuation posts#post preceding the most terrible piece of fiction I’ve ever created#maybe tomorrow it’s late and I’m still out shopping#and you may ask yourself questions like ‘why would someone make this’ and ‘were you placed under duress to make this’#to which my answer is ‘it was funny’ and ‘I have autism’ LMAO
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prepping for my Bonus Days. i love tutorial agent lmao
#chemi chats#yknow. last year's ''take sundays off'' made a lot of sense.#october 2023 was PERFECT for skilltober as it was a full four weeks (so six days for each skill type per week plus a day off)#and left two days at the end - the 30th and 31 - for Ancient Reptilian and Limbic. so it worked out really evenly!!#using the same method in 2024 does not yield the same clean results hjkjg it looks. so fucking messy gang hgkjg#but generally you can take any 5 days off? it would make sense to split it at the first any five days in a row.#like how we had five sundays last year. so like if we had five mondays this month we'd do free days on mondays right?#but this months was tuesdays and we all STARTED on tuesday SO LIKE HGKJG OKAY MAN. NOW WHAT HGKJ#i want to be posting the same skills as everyone else everyday but that's a bit much to ask yknow? syncing up is fun but its HARD man hgkjg#the reason why im talking about this is because im NOT taking the free days hgkjg or maybe i'll take one who knows lmao hgkj#but my ''free'' days are: Tutorial Agent with the INTs. Solace with the PSYs. Volta Do Mar with the FYSs. Kinetic Dressage with the MOTs.#and maybe Vices thrown in there? i might make Vices physique and put Volta with the psyches? and make Solace a little bonus end?#because i love her and shes special hgkj but i guess i'll see hkjf but EITHER WAY im gonna be posting on whenever free days are hgkj#so if everyone takes sundays+halloween off (except me because im Fucking Entrenched In This Shit) then thats when i'll post#(even though it'd be messy as hell like. splitting up the skill types hkjg??) maybe it'd make sense to do mondays+halloween so we can#finish a skill type section before taking a break/doing my bonus skills? and it'd even out but that requires coordination hgkjsk#sigh. or for me to accept that we'll all eventually fall out of sync and thats fine hgkj (<- I can be fine with this. It's just messy hkjg)#oh idk :P im gonna take my ''break''/bonus days on mondays+halloween and whatever happens happens <33#(<- assuming im gonna be able to finish a monthly challenge lmaooo) okay ive got a headache lmao goodnight i love you all as always <33
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helloooo you haven’t heard from me in a while but since i consider u an f1 historian i just saw on tiktok a video of an intro (before the 2012 korean gp i assume) where they had the drivers with gangnam style as the music… i was wondering if you might have it since that has been driving me insaaaane 😭😭 thank you sm catie have a lovely day 🫶
Hallo!!!! Nice to see you again! I'm glad I can be held in such high esteem 😭 But please anon, we def saw the same tiktok, this one, right? A great thanks to the op on tiktok who linked me the video!!
Why did you have to force me think again about all the Gangnam Style stuff in F1 in 2012 though????(ex. BBC vid with PSY, vid/pics of Seb and Mark with PSY, both learning the dance, as well as other clips of drivers such as Felipe and Nico dancing)
#no because i spent literally an entire hour trying to find it myself and failed.....#i am so ashamed LMAO but thank god for that person linking it#and its so annoying bcs i literally looked on twt using the exact keywords and it didnt show up???#AND ITS EVEN WORSE BCS I LITERALLY HAVE THAT TWT ACCOUNT OPEN IN ONE OF MY TABS#i digress: i like to make things hard for myself apparently#my search history was just me losing my whole fucking mind#though ive learned a lot about older german f1 content!#such as a commercial where niki lauda plays a cowboy as well as a michael schumacher rap#f1 needs to slay and be camp like this again(paraphrasing Cofi)#its so cringe but i love it#those pics tho of sebmark with psy haunt me tho 😭😭😭😭😭 like why did you make me think of that again#but jfc has it rly been 10+ yrs since gangnam style???????#fernando alonso#sebastian vettel#kimi raikkonen#kimi räikkönen#lewis hamilton#michael schumacher#nico rosberg#(its so fucked up we didnt get mark or jenson)#f1#formula 1#2012 korean gp#2012 korean grand prix
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Ivy’s sweater slipped off her left shoulder when she leaned forward, baring skin of golden cream to the morning sunlight. “Okay, I get that.” She didn’t notice when he nudged the sweater back in place with [telekinesis], the temperature too cold for her to be so exposed. [...] “How did they know your subdesignation so fast?” Her sweater slipped again and he nudged it back. “It usually takes time to be certain, even with genetic markers.” [...] Vasic glanced at her shoulder, nudged the sweater back up. This time, she noticed, color on her cheeks as her hand went up to the spot. “How many times?” “Five.” He got to his feet before he could make it six. “I need to rest.”
SHIELD OF WINTER by Nalini Singh
#psychangelingedit#reading-valkyrie#adultlitedit#achilleius#litedit#psy changeling#shield of winter#vasic zen#ivy jane#my gifs#ps edits#*#MY CHILDREN#this will get like 2 notes but whatever#this scene is so good#LISTEN THEY'RE SO ANGSTY FOR 80% OF THIS BOOK#IT'S TORTURE OF THE BEST KIND#that's why this scene is so precious#also damn i started so confidently with ivy's edit but you can tell i faltered and lost that a bit with vasic's lol#anyways i love this book i wish i could do 1000 edits of all the best scenes bc they're GOLD#this series deserves much more credit than it has
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One of my mutuals posted a list of games they plan on playing and psy///nauts 2 was on there... stomach literally dropped
#i dont think i ever actually posted my psy///nauts opinions on here... long story short#1 was a good game and I enjoyed it. and 2 was probably okay as a game but it dropped the ball as a sequel.#it makes changes to the tone that didnt need to be changed#the game stopped being a fun 50s superhero or early james bond type period piece and instead was closer to post-9/11 CIA copaganda shit#and from what i know (admittedly i have not really played the game and have had to spoil it for myself in small chunks to avoid an episode)#they really fumble the overarching themes at the end. Which is interesting#now you may be wondering. Why would you have to avoid the game like this to avoid an episode neo? Well I'll tell you a secret#My number one source of anxiety bordering on psychosis is ''mind reading or alteration without my awareness or consent''#So you can understand how a video game series about a bunch of people who do that shit for a day job#would have to be verrrrry careful to not set that off. And to be fair the first game was very tasteful and did not bother me#Anyways joyboy if youre reading this maybe skip 2. Or play it and be mad about it with me. Your choice
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https://www.tumblr.com/13thpythagoras/781487001140641792/putins-soviet-nostalgia-the-revival-of-the
> Columbia political review
Lol. Lmfao, even. Find a source that isn’t watered down liberal U.S. state propaganda or shut the fuck up.
I thought that source was helping prove *your* point. What is your point?!
I'm over here warning about how planet X is on a cycle to destroy life on our planet, CalTech already found it. We need to focus on these bigger problems or admit we're just squabbling barbarians, I'm warning here about important stuff and this anon's biggest problem is that liberals suspect Trump's paid off by the Russian mob.
#at least I make great and profound points#this guy tells me to stfu but his entire point is i don't have a point#offer something then#you can't just say physics is wrong and walk asay#if it's wrong * why does it work?*#you have to *offer something that works better* than#repeating psy op 101 basic training kindergarden bs to me#i'm over here on the train of exhume reagan and hold him posthumously on trial#after we hang trump for being a capitalist clown#socialism needs its day and age#we have big problems such as planet X and a unique window we have now to nudge it into the next star system's orbit#almost not to mention#the only sources for what anon is asking for is likely just classified fsb memos#Putin would not admit this publicly#but seems like the big sentiment under the hood is it was illegal to dissolve the USSR and#it was a good and pure thing from the start is their argument- but they also swear they're not trying to bring it back!#like fr please iron out your laundry before trying to sell it to me#figure your paradigm out or go ask Putin#he's the one I'm talking with ultimately so put on your geopol chessmaster hat or get off the board
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I’m so serious if the rumors are true and Far Cry 7 is set in Korea they should AT LEAST get Namjoon in the booth if not all of BTS
#she speaks#far cry 7#can you imagine?#mocap and everything lets go#Ubisoft listen to me#and psy too why the fuck not#he can be in some wacky side quest like Danny Trejo in fc6#burn the field mission set to that that or gangnam style fuck yeah#like it’s feasible too they’ll all be out of the military in 2025#and like the game hasn’t even been formally acknowledged yet#like we don’t even know for sure if fc7 is even gonna be a thing let alone what the setting is#which means it’s probably in early dev stage#pre pro or pre alpha at least#so like they could do it#they could#please 🥺
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I’m really glad my coworkers and also the BN subreddit are all in agreement about these nonfiction changes. The management team at my store is really trying to convince us we’re crazy or unreasonable for thinking this shit doesn’t make any sense. I’m tired of being talked down to about it when everyone else, including customers, does not understand this shit because it doesn’t make any fucking sense!!!!
#psy's no punctuation posts#work tag#this is why I can’t stand that one manager she talks down to me and acts like I’m being stupid or crazy for hating the changes#she’s all ‘oh you just don’t like change’ I DONT LIKE CHANGE IF IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!#I’m one of the only people who was on board for the hardcover shop change if I think it’ll help or make sense#this shit does not make sense!!! I am not crazy!!!!#stop fucking talking down to all of us about it!!!!!
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i wish there was a way to find every kid out there who Never Wants To Accidentally Say Slurs and teach them the easily typoed ones bc like if you taught Everyone then ppl who want to say slurs will just be like "oh boy new slurs to use" but theres also no feeling quite like getting a message saying "hey uhh i know it wasnt on purpose but you really gotta be careful abt watching your fingers when you type xyz because cyz is actually a really horrible and well known slur that you just happened to never hear before" when using slurs you shouldnt is the very last thing you want to do. and thats in the event that someone who knows you well enough to know it wasnt on purpose and can recognize it was a typo is the one who reaches out, the alternative is just yknow. getting blocked and/or yelled at for being an asshole because "well everyone knows thats a slur so you MUST be saying it on purpose and saying you didn't know it was one as an excuse"
#ig if any of those kids are reading this: be very careful writing 'like' and 'epic' they are both one key off from slurs#also not quite the same but close enough it bears bringing up now: if youve ever said 'you got jipped' meaning someone had something#stolen from them‚ bc you heard someone else say it and assumed that was how its spelled and it was just Weird Slang you werent familiar w#im sorry but what you actually said was 'got gypped' as in 'g*psy' as in the anti romani slur#which is also why its being used to mean theft bc thats also a big part of anti romani stuff#altho from what i gathered from google this is a common enough assumption that jipped on its own is just considered an alternate spelling#also if youre in food service and need to label the jalepenos. put jalps. or just spell it out fully. but dont do the first one you think o#/tw slurs#origibberish
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He requisitions Suki from the Boiling Rock to "question her" and just never sends her back.
Suki spends the entire arc up to the Day of Black Sun deeply, deeply disbelieving that Zuko is actually on their side but playing along until she can escape. She thinks he's playing some kind of 4D chess when really all those questions about the Gaang are because he's afraid they won't actually want him as a friend after all this, well obviously they're friends, or they were, but what if they change their minds, especially when they see his dad, oh Agni do they know that he looks exactly like his dad? Except for the dad-hand scar?--
Suki is straight up ready to club him in the back of the head and escape when she sees that sky bison coming down.
Sokka: Oh great, you and Zuko are already friends!
Suki: *quietly aborts murder attempt, and redirects it to Ozai*
AU where Zuko and Iroh join up with the gang in Book 2 while they're fugitives in the Earth Kingdom. Except when they get to Ba Sing Se, Azula doesn't realise this and still offers to take Zuko make to the Fire Palace
Zuko says yes and spends all of Book 3 acting as a spy in the Fire Palace
#*shoves this entire post in her mouth*#Finally some good fucking *omnomHORK*#atla#avatar the last airbender#Azula in the catacombs: ...Are you seriously telling me that you're such a bad non-actor that I actually BELIEVED#You were running a psy-op on the fan girl?#Zuzu this is why you flunked out of that summer theatre camp when we were children#Zuko: I DID NOT FLUNK OUT mom said she liked my performance#Azula: Mother also said she loved you but here we are#Sokka: Okay wow I'm just going to. Sidle right around whatever this is. Got a boomerang in need of meeting a Fire Lord. Coming Suki?#Oh wait she's already ahead of me#What do you mean Toph called dibs#YOU CANNOT CALL DIBS ON REGICIDE TOPH#TOPH
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I feel like disappointment in Biden is baffling to me because he was always a disappointment. He was the asshole who got to ride to power on the coattails of a better man. He told bizarre and repeated lies (despite getting caught at it and his team telling him not to) about having a Welsh coal miner dad when he did not and he stole that story from actual Welsh people. I read a profile of him years back that pointed this out and told the story of the time he straight up ignored good advice from an expert not to plant a certain kind of tree too close together and flew a bunch of them out to plant, at night because he was just too fucking excited about it, and they all died. He’s not a smart man! He’s charismatic ish and lacks principles and as far as I can tell doesn’t really care about abortion rights or a lot of things we’d consider pretty critical to preserving freedom. I sincerely thought he couldn’t become President because there were so many obviously better candidates in the pool. I underestimated the sexism and antisemitism in American politics, and when he became the candidate in 2020 I gritted my teeth and voted for him because the alternative was a man who is not only an idiot but also profoundly dangerous. Trump is not ha-ha crazy, he’s Mussolini crazy. He is not dangerous because he’s stupid, although that doesn’t help; he’s dangerous because he does not care about anyone except himself under any circumstances and if that means he lets the far right push us straight into forced birth for white women and sterilization for women of color he’s going to do that. If that means conversion therapy for queers and death penalty for homosexual acts he’s going to do that. He has literally no limits. If he gets back into power, a whole lot of people are going to die, again. It’s not a hypothetical because it happened the first time and he’s only going to get worse.
I am not, never have been, and never will be a fan of Biden. To pretend that he and Trump are in any way equivalent is wrong at best and another goddamn Russian psy-op at worst. To pretend that a third party candidacy is viable in the US is to completely ignore every election of your lifetime and your parents’ lifetimes, and to further ignore the lesson of Ross Perot.
You cannot save Palestinians by not voting for Biden in November; the best you can do is chip away at his margin, and the worst you can do is see Trump elected so he can decide to do the worst possible thing in ever circumstance. Biden has Palestinian blood on his hands and watching this when we could have had Bernie or Elizabeth Warren instead is maddening. (I would have preferred Hillary to Trump, but I don’t think she’d be any different than Biden here. They’re both old-school politicians.)
I hate everything about this, and I hate that saying “maybe don’t put the man who literally said he would kill his political enemies in power” is seen as supporting genocide. It’s acknowledging reality. Joe Biden as a person can eat rocks for all I care. I was kind of hoping he’d die sooner in his term so we’d have time to get used to and then vote for President Harris. (Remember when the line was “she’s a cop, don’t vote for her”? Funny how there’s always a reason not to vote for a woman or a person of color or someone you just “don’t like” and can’t put a finger on why except she “seems angry.” Oh does she. How would she not? When Michelle fucking Obama, the picture of grace , STILL got called angry for having the nerve to be a Black woman with an opinion? When Hillary Clinton lost to a man with no political experience to her decades and who openly discussed sexually assaulting women? Would you have voted for President Harris? Or would you let Trump win again because you don’t LIKE her personally and she’s made decisions and statements you disagree with?)
Biden has both less power than his critics give him credit for and more power than his fans give him credit for. He needs to do more to pressure Israel and although it’s a delicate diplomatic situation I’d rather see us fuck up our diplomatic relationship with Israel than watch more Palestinians get murdered for things like “wanting to eat” and “existing.” The line has been crossed, and he doesn’t see it. Because he wasn’t the best person for the job. Because they didn’t get elected, because of sexism/antisemitism/racism. Hell, I have no idea what bootlicker Pete Buttegieg would have done here, but I’d have given him a try. But no. We got Biden and we’re stuck with this reality where you can be as leftist as you want and still have to look at the situation and decide whether you’re comfortable contributing to a Trump victory through inaction. I want socialism—I want every single person on Earth to have clean drinking water, enough safe food, shelter, medical care, and education—and I’m going to vote for Biden, pissy as it makes me, because the only actual alternative is so, so much worse, for me personally as both a woman and a queer, and for everyone in America and the rest of the world who Trump would find reasons to hurt. What do you think the man who openly and repeatedly praises dictators is going to do when those dictators massacre their own people? Yes, we need to care about this genocide now. We also need to care about all of the other people who are at real risk, both at home and abroad. Would a Trump government agree to fund military intervention in Haiti without insisting on it being a colonial exercise in power? Would a Trump government roll back the restrictions on discriminating against transgender patients in healthcare? How would Trump respond if Orban started dragging people into the streets and shooting them en masse? How would Trump respond if China finally went for it and invaded Taiwan? There are more lives at stake here than mine or yours or even those of the Palestinians, who have deserved better for literally decades and are being mass killed in ways that should result in immediate sanctions, a war crimes trial, and the execution of Netanyahu.
The world deserves better from you than complicity in a Trump victory.
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Still thinking about the Social Worker Jazz concept that @gilbirda posted about and it's slowly turning into a full Anger Management fic send help
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Jason at length - much longer than it really should have taken really - set the resume down.
The new Social Worker’s resume. Because she was there, in his office, trying to convince him to hire her as a member of his criminal organization.
Crime Alley’s new social worker. A bright eyed Midwestern transplant from some tiny speck of a place that only qualified as a city because there was nothing bigger in a hundred miles in any direction to claim otherwise. The new social worker who had a Psy D. and three masters degrees and who had graduated Valedictorian. The one that had high paying private gigs lined up all over the country with the offering companies fighting over her.
The one who had, apparently, decided to take a shit job in Gotham’s shoddy social services department instead. The one that got kicked to Crime Alley - which was its own division despite technically being a small neighborhood in the grand scheme of things - within her first month. Supposedly for the sole purpose of scaring her off or getting her killed for all the questions she was asking and secret dealings she was sticking her nose into.
That social worker.
“I’m gonna need you to run this by me again.” Jason said, never so grateful for the voice modulator in his helmet as he was in that moment. It stripped out the bewilderment that had bled through into his words and made him sound stoic instead.
“I’d like to work for you.” The social worker - one Dr. Jasmine Nightingale - repeated primly. Back straight, clothes neat - if skewing more on the librarian side of professional - expression confident and hopeful. Completely and utterly oblivious of how fucking insane she sounded. “I was told that you’re the person in charge of Crime Alley.”
He resisted the urge to scrub at his face. It’d just look weird with his helmet on and not do anything to actually settle him in that moment anyway. “I understood that part.”
“Look, Doc,” She earned a doctorate and she was crazy enough to waltz into the office of one of Gotham’s most powerful Crime Lords, he’d be respectful about using her proper title at least, even if he suspected she was ten pounds of crazy in a five pound bag. “You’re going to have to tell me why. I was under the impression the only reason you ended up dumped on our end of the city ws because you wouldn’t play ball. But now you want to sign up for my crew?”
Nightingale frowned a little at that.
“Is that what people are saying?”
“What else are they gonna say?” Jason answered, leaning back in his seat, “Head of the department only dumps Crime Alley on folks he don’t like. And everyone knows he doesn’t like anyone that can’t or won’t play his game by his rules.”
“Alright, well. I’ll give you that.” Nightingale conceded, “Payne doesn’t like me. The feeling’s mutual. But for the record,” She added giving him a wry smile, as if sharing wry smiles with Red Hood was just something people did, “I asked to be assigned to the Park Row and Bowery neighborhoods.”
“You wanted to work here.”
“Yes.”
“Bullshit.”
Nightingale laughed. It was a bright sound. Not especially clear or pretty, but warm and welcoming in a way that carefully calculated giggles or overdone guffaws couldn’t be. Something with real and honest amusement in it, that encouraged those nearby to laugh along. Not the kind of involuntary, nervous chuckling people tended to slip into when they thought they had pissed someone that scared them off.
She just wasn’t intimidated by him at all, was she?
Behind his helmet, Jason found himself smiling. Just a bit.
“I’m serious.” She assured, blue-green eyes meeting the dark stare of his helmet without a moment of hesitation. He watched as she brushed a lock of her bright red hair behind her ear and out of the way. She’d woven it all into a practical, neat braid but a few sly pieces had snuck out to bounce around her. Gilding her quiet professionalism with a playful charm that worked well with her academia but make it cottagecore kindergarten teacher aesthetic.
“I’ll admit, Gotham wasn’t part of my plan when I first graduated. Time and choices take you funny places sometimes.” She plucked an invisible bit of lint off her soft blue cardigan, not nervous but absent as her gaze went distant for a moment. Thinking back on the events that had led her to his fine city. In a blink, those sharp eyes were back to focusing entirely on him. “But Gotham is where I am now, and I want to help.”
She looked at him, a serious, determined expression settling easily on her face. “The city as a whole has so much chaos and crime breaking out all the time.” No censure or horror in her voice, just a neutral fact to be observed. “But where the rest of the city has millions of dollars poured into it by various foundations or charities run by the Waynes, Park Row is largely ignored.”
Jason watched as steeliness sharpened her gaze, the blue-green shifting from the shine of a bird’s wing to the warning hue of something poisonous and deadly. “No one deserves that. No one.” Her chin tilted up, proud but not imperious. “So yes, I want to work here. There are people in Park Row and the Bowery who need help and I refuse to let any of them feel like they are going to be ignored.”
Jason considered her.
Really looked at her. Pealing back his initial off handed impression of her as some clueless transplant in over her head with no idea of what she was doing or what she was poking her nose into to find the real woman beneath. Her confident poise, her clear unshakable belief, her unflinching willingness to look danger in the eye and not blink. The tense curve of her frown, the lines of pain at the corners of her eyes, the simmering anger beneath it all. There was an edge to her, too. Something sharp and dangerously well hidden by the cardigan and folksy charm of her accent.
It was personal for the woman before him, Jason realized. Maybe not Crime Alley specifically, but something about the whole situation. The treatment the neighborhood and its residents received from the city at large, from those even beyond it.
Crime Alley wasn’t a place that received much in the way of charitable thought. The average joe with their house in Somerset and job at some corporate shithole hating every second of their life but thinking at least I don’t live in Crime Alley. Those asshole hoity-toites in city hall throwing money around equally between shit that’d get them re-elected and their off-shore slush funds in the Caymens doing their damn level best to pretend the black mark on the other end of the city just didn’t exist. Bruce, flooding the entire city with charitable programs and carefully constructed infrastructures shying away from the manifested grief and trauma that was the place he watched his parents get murdered.
For the most part no one from outside of the Alley gave a shit about the Alley other than as a place to avoid at all costs. And most of the time those natives that manages to claw their way out into better and brighter lives didn’t ever turn to glance back. Orpheus could have learned a thing or to from an ex-Alley Kid who managed to eek out a steady 9-to-5 and move to Burnley.
And something about that seemed to piss Dr. Jasmine Nightingale Psy. D right the fuck off.
He could see why Bill said he liked her enough to let her in.
“Alright.” He said, tilting his head, watching the woman seated across from him carefully, “Still doesn’t explain what you’re doing here. Why you’re trying to get on my payroll.”
“I’m not trying to get on your payroll.” She said, some of the glinting edge softening, but the steel remaining. Strong and unyielding. “I’m trying to get into your community outreach program.”
Jason thanked god and all the saints once again for the gift of his helmet. That baby had saved his ass more times than he could count both by keeping his head in one piece and keeping his stupefied expressions wrapped up and hidden from view. Dr. Nightingale was one hell of a woman to make him have to rely on that fact twice in one conversation.
“Wasn’t aware that was something I had.”
Nightingale, not fortunate enough to have a full face covering helmet of her own, had nothing to hide her stupefied expression behind. Jason had a feeling she might have removed it to make sure he saw even if she did though. She looked like she had caught him eating glue like it was a cheese stick.
“Yes you do.” She said, sounding deeply confused but unshakable confident in what she was saying. “I’ve seen it. The soup kitchens, the shelters, the collection boxes for donating old clothes, the after school day care.” Nightingale ticked off on her fingers, “I’ve lived here for less than two weeks and I’ve lost count of all the things I’ve seen setup to help people struggling in the area that I’ve been very reliably informed you and your organization are behind.”
Oh.
Those.
“Those aren’t part of some community outreach program.” He said, “We are simply locals offering services for our neighbors.”
He watched as her caught-him-eating-glue expression shifted into one that said she’d stumbled upon him licking electrical sockets for a mid-day pick-me-up instead. He had to give it to her, the woman was not afraid to let one of the most dangerous men in the city know she thought he was a fucking idiot.
“Let me see if I understand this right.” She said, and he appreciated that there wasn’t any kind of condescension in her voice, even though she very clearly thought he’d been dropped on his head as a baby. Possibly from the top of a three story building. “You have a large group of people working together to plan, organize and execute multiple services in your area - your community, if you will - that provide aid and support to those that otherwise would not receive it. Reaching out with your available time and resources to offer these services, that you provide. For free.”
Alright, Jason got it. He had stumbled ass backwards into creating a community outreach program. But he wasn’t just going to let her think she won this one. He was Red Hood, he had a reputation to uphold here.
“What makes you think any of that is free?” He tilted his head at just the right angle, the one that cast shadows across the planes of his helmet and made him look hell-touched and terrifying. “Just because we don’t charge money, doesn’t mean there isn’t a price to pay.”
Dr. Nightingale, dressed like a damn kindergarten teacher, laughed at him.
#dpxdc#jazz fen#jason todd#social worker jazz#social worker jazz fenton#anger management ship#anger management#pre anger management#jason todd x jazz fenton#i don't know why i keep writing scenes where Jazz writes resumes to apply to work for crime bosses but it just feels right in my soul okay#the real reason Jason wears a full face helmet is so people can't tell when he utterly fails to hide his emotions about something#the idea of social worker jazz working in crime alley has completely consumed me mind body and soul
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Young Justice Spider.
I have seen a lot of post where Spider-Man gets sent to Gotham because Dr strange’s memory erasing spell means he can’t stay in the marvel universe anymore, and get adopted by the batfam. But there are not a lot of fics with him and young justice. (Unless you count tiny one shots.)
But what if he landed somewhere else? What if typical Parker luck caused him to enter the dc universe somewhere less favorable because that is where the action would be happening next?
I am going to have the portal spit him out in the underground levels of Cadmus labs on the day that Robin, Kid Flash, and Aqualad go to investigate the fire but end up rescuing Superboy. In fact I think I will have his sudden appearance be why the main psychic genomorph decided to do the fire that day instead of later like planned.
So Cadmus security is already distracted and busy trying to catch one intruder that they miss the side kicks arising and entering through the express elevator. Robin hacks the system and finds project Kr and that there seems to be an “asset” trying to escape. They search and Find Spidey first and since aren’t setting off the spider sense like everything else in the building is he quickly agrees to go with them.
Then they go down to the level project Kr is on, and like in the episode, release the clone. Peter’s Spider sense goes off and he intercepts the attack. Because Superboy is only half kryptonian and hasn’t had natural sunlight yet they are evenly matched strength wise, but Superboy is a tad faster. It isn’t until the scientist Desmond orders the psychic genomorph to psy-blast Spidey that Superboy gets the upper hand and takes him and the other side kicks out.
The rest of the escape happens like in the episode where Superboy changes sides and rescues them from the cloning lab. Then they fight the roided up Desmond/Blockbuster and bring the building down on the former scientist.
When the Justice league gets there and the explain what happened, the adults of course also ask who Spider-man is. Fortunately Robin and Kid Flash made it seem like he was an escaping clone and Peter has the presence of mind to go with the cover story they accidentally gave. So he will be staying in the young justice base with Superboy.
Ok lunch is ending for me, so let’s see what other people can add onto this.
#young justice#spider man#dc x marvel#peter parker#Robin#dick grayson robin#dick grayson#kid flash#wally west#aqualad#kaldur'ahm#superboy#connor kent#crossover#writing prompts#story prompt#Spider-Man young justice crossover#Peter lost everything and is just sort of in a numb go with the flow state#or he is in survival mode#probably both
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HERE'S THE BOX BTW

Like what in the goddamn

What is happening
That time i recently spiraled abt modern society and had a week-long crisis bc the branding/packaging on the pizza hut box was so ugly.....
#should i gouge my eyes out bc trendy ad design is a cancer on our society or no???#i realize im playing into their little psy-op scheme like ohhh ha ha it's so ugly lets bring attention to it thereby promoting the brand#but jesus christ where's the integrity#some underpaid graphic design inern at pizza hut litteraly shit this out and their manager was like#ok but does it say PIZZA IS GOAT on it ok great i dont care send it to print and then shot themselves at their desk#do you see why i got physically ill after seeing this absolute mess#if i designed that at my job i would literally get fired lmfao#graphic design
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