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[desolationcleo]

Things That Happened In Evo That More Life Series Fans Should Know About

I've finally committed to watching evo in full and kept this in my drafts for AGES just compiling a list

-it starts with everyone gathered around a central circle in the ground, just like how last life did

-jimmy died by creeper not even ten minutes in. fairly certain he died first.

-just... something about how pumpkins are naturally carved in these versions. naturally carved with that same face that gives me last life war flashbacks

-there is a base made of snow. pompeii by bastille intensifies

-bigb puts a large cookie on his base. y'know, a thing he did a second time in 3rd life

-and said cookie is stolen by an inseparable duo (jimmy and martyn in this case)... time is a flat circle

-they did a few games for halloween and one was a hunger games

-just... whatever is going on with the horrors that taurtis experiences. i couldn't not watch his pov and like. You know his experiences of missing a portal jump and getting stranded in some other dimension he likened to the upside down from stranger things? and later having dreams that take place there? yeah it's fucking SCARY. everything was purple and the lighting was all weird and there was weird noises. there was spooky whispering after he jumped through the portal. that's not even getting into the glitchy white-haired purple-eyes-and-mouth version of taurtis that speaks in tongues and appears to be... haunting him? it's so fucking spooky

-anyways the reason i'm bringing this up is. aside from needing to ramble about minecraftian horrors beyond my comprehension. if it is indeed another dimension as he claims, then it naturally follows that this dimension also exists in the life series.

-the cactus maze (and yes grian goes in it)

-the watchers don't even try to hide that they have favourites and least favourites. yeah this is about the jimmy sapling coal incident.

-in that same episode, the watcher dungeon (and i mean dungeon, that basement had what looked like cells but with broken/incomplete bars. tally mark looking I's on the walls and everything) has a spooky face on the wall of one room that grian says looks like a pumpkin

-just. everything about how defiant and rebellious grian is towards the watchers. huh i wonder if he's gonna keep being like this

-usage of galactic is not entirely fanon. the obelisk of the eyes has galactic letters on it

-we oughta do smth with "one day we will deem it your moment to shine" (said by the watchers to martyn at one point) and martyn's victory

-ik we've all seen this clip but. the scene where jimmy and martyn joke that the watchers are gonna put them in the hunger games. (jimmy pov episode 83 timestamp 1:15 if you wanna see for yourself)

-one of the last things grian did was get tnt pranked by jimmy, and he said to the latter "when will you learn that your actions have consequences". eventually in last life, after killing jimmy, he states once again that jimmy needs to learn that his actions have consequences.

-someone needs to caption their third life fanart with "who won that in the end?" "there are no winners in war, friend"

-jimmy after doing his mission for the listeners and finding out what the other players were up to during this time: the watchers are EVIL bro

-mumbo is brought up a couple times. between this and the "do you think mumbo would be proud" scene in 3L, coupled with mumbo being added to the life games through association via grian, i've decided to interpret this as grian and mumbo having been besties before evo and grian is just going around telling everyone about this redstoner friend of his

-the listeners use white bedrock. you guys should be putting this in your fics

-the parallel with this

and the listener dialogue at the end of limited life

[homoeroticgrappling]

New Hook video before his return next Wednesday

[candlelightkitty555]

nothing more delectable than blurring the lines of friendship.

we hold hands sometimes because it's nice to feel the gentle touch. we cuddle on dark, chilly nights because it's comforting to feel the warmth. we're such close friends! there's nothing odd about that! i want to help you feel loved, make you see how deeply you're cared for! it's not weird for me to kiss you, is it? a quick click on the lips couldn't possibly disintegrate what we have. but i feel you lingering when i pull away. i can taste how severely you've been neglected in the way you shift your legs, the way the smallest little whine wheezes out from your chest. the way it all eventually melts down and swirls together, how it turns into running my hands up and down your sensitive sides, snaking my fingers up your shirt, letting you writhe in my lap, petting your head gently, whispering that it's okay, darling, i've got you, i've got you. this is what friends do, isn't it? i want you to feel special. i want you to feel safe. i want you to feel comfortable taking from me, grabbing onto me, eagerly pleading for me, greedily lapping from me.

we're such close friends! nothing could change that, right?

[baerryjj]

Finlenia sketch of the day bc I miss them. UEUEUE they're so soft <33🌸

[bornbreathless-archive]

Hello I am here from my latest Sickness Nap with the reminder that Char is literally just. Immune. To supernatural creatures.

Not necessarily their powers, she can still be hypnotised and stuff (except when it's Funny for her not to be, or those powers rely on biological processes), but she can't be made into one.

She can't be turned into a vampire or a werewolf by a bite, can't become a zombie some would argue she already is one but that's beside the point.

What I'm saying is please god give me someone a) trying to turn char or b) witnessing something happen to char that should turn her, and be absolutely baffled that it doesn't.

[gas-stxtion-a]

//spencer middleton thoughts

don't hate him with short hair as much as i thought i would tbh!

anyway yeah my headcanons for The Bitch in the first three books <3 volume 4 not pictured b/c i haven't read it yet

[prismatica-the-strange]

Ironhide girlies pspsps! Come get y'all juice!

[spec-squared]

pspsps @bovineblogger barley come get y'all juice

Bearded Bull’s Head, 2600-2450 BC; Sumerian, Iraq, Early Dynastic III period; copper with lapis lazuli and shell inlay; 9 ¼ x 9 1/16 x 4 ¾ inches; Saint Louis Art Museum

[genshin-impact-updates]

Valentine's Day Revisited: Happy White Day!

Shh!

This gift won't be as special if too many people know of it.

Well then, open it up and have a look. Yes, right now — I'll have you know that I've spent several sleepless nights wondering whether you'll like it.

[feathertailedcentipede]

ok hear me out the addisons but they're all different kinds of puppets

(+ various spamton doodles while I decide how to draw him)

Reblogs > Likes!

pls rb my art if you like it this has 41 likes & 0 rbs

[xylocope]

people would want that people would want that i'm people i'm people i'm people would want iterator silly chat i want to see someone be jokingly timed out for saying triple affirmative and every iterator perking up going "!!"

BWAHAHAH

IGHT I'll make a server if more people show interest then 👀👀👀

[xziris]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Fiddauthor if u squint, Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Ford Pines & Wendy Corduroy, Bill Cipher & Ford Pines Characters: Ford Pines, Bill Cipher, Wendy Corduroy, Stan Pines, Pines Twins - Character, Soos and McGucket are also there a lil Additional Tags: Torture, Branding, Bill Cipher is once again fucked up, Ford is in a lot of pain, Hurt/Comfort, Mentions of Death, Dying is an important theme, But nobody is dead!, Weirdmageddon, Alternate Ending, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst, Stangst Summary:

All Bill needs is the equation, and he really is not against letting Ford die over and over again until he gets it. Six lives down, and maybe, just maybe, this one has a glimmer of hope at the end of the tunnel.

[samwisegamwise]

all of you are reblogging my post about keeping Gollum as a cat but none of you are reblogging my catboy Gollum sketches. How are you gonna say you wanna swaddle him in a blanket and not reblog the swaddled Gollum sketch

[philzam1necraft]

ayup I found out im capable of writing again

pspspspsps. Emeralduo fans. pspsps. Come get y'all juice I wrote a short 1k word fluff fic yesterday about techno's first hibernation around phil

[cosmiclion]

EEEEEEEEEEEE this is just perfect and precious! 😍😍😍😍 Grelle being all flirty and teasing with a partner gives me so much life 💖💖💖💖 Thank you fren! 🙏😭

Greetings, my friend! To start celebrating Femlash February, if you have some time and inspiration, how about some headcanons for our darling Grelle with either a shorter or a taller girlfriend/wife? I’m weak for height differences in relationships 🙈

Hi, fren! I'd be happy to, and thanks for the request! >w<

I agree--a good height difference can be adorable. I hope it's okay that a few of these are mildly NotSFW. ;)

Headcanons for Grelle x shorter girlfriend

When she's flirting with you, Grelle will bend down a little and smile seductively while bringing her face close to yours. It still gets you flustered every time--which gives her a chance to tease you about how pretty your red, red blush is!

Since Grelle's taller than you, you regularly "borrow" a few of her shirts to sleep in. They're long and comfy on you, and you find her scent to be deeply reassuring.

Grelle tends to call you cutesy pet names like "my little love" or "ma petite chérie." She just can't get over how precious you are!

Sometimes you wear extra-tall high heels to compensate for those few inches between you; you don't want to have to stand on tiptoe to kiss her all the time! But if Grelle's feeling mischievous, she might wear some ridiculous heels or platform shoes of her own to maintain dominance. >:3 She'll giggle like mad while you pout at her.

However, the easiest way to bring you to her eye level is for the reaper to hoist you up, hold you against the wall with her bosom flush with yours, and kiss you breathless...which she does quite often. >:3

She's always happy to reach for things that are out of your grasp when you're trying to get something from the kitchen cabinet or are out shopping at the grocery store. In typical melodramatic fashion, she'll often turn it into a grand display of gallantry. "Anything for my little love!" she'll declare, before presenting you the item with a bow and a flourish. If you insist on getting it yourself, she'll either grab you round your waist and lift you up, or carry you on her shoulders. Either way, you're still amazed at your girlfriend's insane upper-body strength!

You're generally the little spoon when you cuddle or sleep with her. Grelle will drowsily kiss the top of your head while wrapping you in her embrace, her legs gently entangled with yours. Her silken hair is tousled, tumbling over the pillow and falling across your arms and shoulders. You feel warm, content, and quietly, intensely happy.

Though this varies depending on what size heels Grelle is wearing, your face often ends up buried in her boobs when you hug her from the front. You have no problem with this. :3

Despite the height difference, you're quite feisty in bed, and Grelle gets incredibly turned on when you top her. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!" the reaper will laugh.

When it's windy out, Grelle tries to use her body to shield you from the brunt of it, and you'll stand in her shadow on hot, sunny days to avoid the heat. Grelle's height also comes in handy if you find yourselves in a rough part of town or happen to pass a group of sketchy guys on the street. Anyone who even thinks of bothering you, mistaking your short stature for weakness, will find themselves facing the wrathful, fiery glare of the goddess who protectively shoves you behind her. Grelle's a lady, but she also considers herself your loyal knight!

Grelle is typically the one to hold the umbrella when it rains. She'll loop an arm around your waist and pull you close...just to make sure you stay dry, of course. ;)

[randomisedmongoose]

Pspsps @baggebythesea come get y'all Ted juice <3

The Quarry (2022)