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truly-morgan · 1 year ago
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[Gojo won't take his eyes off of Yuji]
GoYuu | Jujutsu Kaisen 13-05-2023
I haven't caught up to latest chapter, but jjk 222 (?) Spoiler I guess
#goyuu where now that Gojo is out of his prison cube refuses to let Yuji out of his sight even for a second after learning what happened to him while he was gone.
Apparently, no one can be trusted with taking care of Yuji (Not even Yuji himself) so he'll take it upon himself to protect the precious tiger.
Just wanna see Gojo who's already a bit unhinged after spending all that time in the prison cube, being overprotective of Yuji.
Just gimme unhinged Gojo in love with sweet Yuji who's just happy his sensei is back
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purplerosie2087 · 4 months ago
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Gojo Satoru, Fushiguro Megumi, Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara Additional Tags: Parental Gojo Satoru, Protective Gojo Satoru, Blood and Injury, Hurt, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Injury, Blood, Hurt Kugisaki Nobara, Hurt Itadori Yuuji, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Nothing, Gojo is a father figure, father figure Gojo, gojo thinks of his students as his kids, :3, enjoy Summary:
When a routine mission goes wrong, Yuji, Megumi, and Nobara find themselves outmatched by a group of powerful curses. Just when things seem bleak, Gojo arrives, reminding his students that he's not just their teacher—he's their protector. With a mix of lighthearted teasing and genuine care, Gojo steps in to defend his students, showing just how much they mean to him.
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Gojo protect 𝘩𝘪𝘴 kids🫶
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drenched-in-sunlight · 9 months ago
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unyielding sword.
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boyimjustaloserforyourlove · 3 months ago
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Snap Snap Snap
https://www.tumblr.com/boyimjustaloserforyourlove/767338606523301888/snap-snap-snap-pt-2?source=share part two!
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me to their seminal vesicles because i wasn't raised to take shit from no man 💅🏻 also them to you in this smau✉️
my second request!!?! i hope this is to your standards. no Choso and Yuji because I can't see my babies snapping. it can't happen.
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you like ? let me know! comments and reblogs and likes are appreciated and give me dopamine!
send requests, I'll probably do them all lol. i hope it is to your liking.
don't worry, both of these will be coming. your vote decides which one comes first
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romiiarts · 4 months ago
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my lucky charm, my talisman
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bliss-in-the-void · 1 year ago
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Good morning
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symphonyofsilence · 10 months ago
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What drives me even more insane about this scene is how you'd expect Gojo to imagine High school era! Geto in the crowd. Or at least not the cult leader, worst of all the curse users Geto Suguru. But no, it's the cult leader Geto. It's Geto as Gojo last remembered him. As Geto last was. Whatever choices Geto made, wherever his choices led him and them, however he was, whoever he was, traumas and messed up ideas and bad choices and ill reputations and scorns and all. Gojo wanted Geto Suguru there. Not any ideal version. Not any "what if" version. Not any "at some point in time before things went downhill" version. Not any "when your hands weren't stained with innocent blood" version. He knew very well what he wanted. And he wanted it all the same. He wanted Geto Suguru. However he was. He just wanted him to be there. He just wanted him to be.
And he didn't want him to help him, he didn't want him to fight with him even if they were strongest together and always fought together for a while. He just wanted him to be there in the crowd and cheer him on. He just wanted him to stand there and give him one of his sweet, heartwarming smiles that shaped his eyes into crescent moons. He just wanted him to be. Then even if Gojo had died in the end anyway, he would have been satisfied. It would have been worth it. Only if Geto was there.
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chuluoyi · 7 months ago
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🗣️🗣️OKAY GUYS LISTEN UP! how about our baby gojo meeting his father side you know chuu his grandparents
ooh interesting 🥹 okay gojo’s grandparents are strictly traditional and all and they want to impose the rules and whatnot on the blinking baby 🤧
“from now on, he has to wear kimonos. he’ll have to attend courses and…”
the way they keep droning on looks scary to your baby. and he keeps clutching at you for comfort 🥹
“mama…” and when the boy’s eyes fill with tears as he reaches out to you, even they don’t have the heart to separate him from you 💁🏻‍♀️
and gojo too will have a word with them 😌
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celestie0 · 6 months ago
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gojo the type of dad to ask for names addresses numbers credit scores social security numbers birth certificates passports proof of insurance cover letter resume etc etc for anyone who his daughter wants to hang out with at the local mall but then be like “ok 👍🏼” when his son randomly announces he’s goin on a 2 week backpacking trip across thailand w some guys he met online
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megumiifushiiguro · 10 months ago
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Jujutsu Kaisen Season 1 Episode 2: For Myself
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truly-morgan · 1 year ago
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[Gojo loving Yuji scars]
GoYuu | Jujutsu Kaisen 04-03-2023
Been thinking again about the result of Yuji's injuries in the chap 215 and
Post-story (where there's a happy ending 😤) #goyuu where now that things are slowly setting back down to normal (or as normal as the Jujutsu World can be), Gojo wanna pursue Yuji.
But Yuji keeps running away from him.
And Gojo can't understand why.
Meanwhile, Yuji feels like he doesn't deserve someone as strong as Gojo, while also maybe feeling self-conscious about all the scars on his face. 
He's not the cute little yuji Gojo used to like.
He got pretty messed up by Mahito and sukuna and he just feels like he cannot compare to how great Gojo still looks. Devoid of flaws and any visible scars.
But Gojo doesn't care about the scars, yuji is still adorable, cute and pretty in his eyes. They are signs of battle he fought for things he care about.
Nothing could ever make Yuji look ugly in Gojo's eyes.
Gimme Gojo who make that very clear and actively works on making Yuji more at ease with his scars and not feel bad about it.
Dunno why, I just felt like I needed some angst driven  by self-consciousness and thinking one wouldn't be good enough for the one they love
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bisepunk · 2 months ago
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Just a WIP but Happy birthday, king 🤍
You will get what you deserve 🖤
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edmeom · 1 year ago
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jjk memes pt.8
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part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19, part 20
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hellomayu · 1 year ago
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jjk actors spotted: dating rumors true?
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boyimjustaloserforyourlove · 3 months ago
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they apologise
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GUYS IF YOU LIKE IT OR HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE COMMENT I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR OPINIONS!!!!!! and please send like requests because I don't have any ideas😭
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nanamineedstherapy · 19 days ago
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Third Wheeling Your Own Marriage
F!Non-Sorceress CEO Reader X Gojo Satoru X Nanami Kento
Summary: You should be overjoyed that Gojo Satoru & Nanami Kento are your husbands. But you feel your skin crawl as you become the third wheel in your own marriage.
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Trigger Warnings: Contains Spoilers: Angst with a side of crack, CEO drama, Overprotective besties, Ex-MI6 Haibara chaos, Silent menace Megumi, Trillionair MC problems, Pregnant and done with everyone, Emotional whiplash, Unhinged humor, Found family dynamics, Themes of betrayal and emotional manipulation, Media harassment, Brief mentions of past trauma (non-explicit), Characters acting unhinged but hilarious, Emotional conflict with undertones of reconciliation, Snarky banter and crackfic energy, Dysfunctional Relationships, Haibara Acting Like a Serial Killer, Gojo Satoru & Nanami Kento Regret Everything, Slow Burn Karma, Reader gets the last laugh.
A/N: This chapter has it all: private revenge, public drama, bodyguards with questionable morals, and reporters who are downright nosy. Expect some absolutely unhinged banter to balance out the angst, all while following one very pregnant CEO who isn’t here for anyone’s nonsense. Don’t let the opening scenes fool you—things are about to get wilder. I’ll keep the spoilers to a minimum, but you might want to have a stress ball handy. And remember, comments are my lifeblood! If you laugh, cry, or find yourself questioning your existence while reading, please drop a note.
Chapter 10 (alt ending 2.1) - Silent Reckonings (Tumblr/Ao3)
Chapter 11 (alt ending 2.2) - Snakes & Mirrors
Neither man spoke, but the shared look said everything: they would not lose you for the twins .
Silence blanketed the room, broken only by the steady hum of the machines monitoring your vitals.
More time passed, but neither left your side. Once the IV and the machines were removed and you seemed to be comfortable, exhaustion finally pulled them under. Gojo’s head dropped onto the edge of the bed, his hair splayed messily across the blanket, one hand protectively resting on your stomach. Nanami leaned back against the headrest, his head tilted back, arms limp at his sides—a rare moment of surrender from a man who never allowed himself to falter.
Your body shifted slightly, a faint twitch that had both men snapping awake, their exhaustion forgotten in an instant.
They didn’t move; their eyes locked on your sleeping form, watching the steady rise and fall of your chest like it was the only thing keeping them sane.
After a while, they both laid on opposite sides of you and fell asleep again, and the room settled into an uneasy peace, punctuated only by their soft, whispered apologies.
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When you woke, it was pitch black. The air was thick with the scent of cologne—familiar. Regret clung to the room like a second skin. Your body ached in places you didn’t know could hurt, but the ache in your chest was worse: a hollow, gaping void that pulsed with every breath you took.
You were home.
Fuck.
The sheets beneath you felt alien, the fabric too soft, too clean—like they’d been stripped of the weight of memories. But they couldn’t erase everything. Your mind dragged you back to the last time you’d been here.
You’d been curled up on this very bed, smaller than you thought possible, their whispers wrapping around each other like silk cords, choking the air out of your lungs. You remembered Gojo’s voice—low, careless: “Why not? She’s asleep.”
The sheets had burned against your skin that night, and the sobs you muffled into your soul felt like they would never end. Your body curled away from their warmth; your back to the cold men, the barrier between you and the betrayal beside you. They hadn’t even noticed. Or maybe they had. Maybe they just didn’t care.
The memory struck like a hammer. You thought of the nights before it all crumbled. Nights when Gojo would crash through the door, arms full of takeout and stories he couldn’t wait to share. When Nanami would follow with tea, slower, quieter, his eyes soft as they found yours. They would pull you close, the three of you tangled together in laughter and plans, in a love that had once felt unshakable.
But love wasn’t unshakable. Love could break. And they’d proven that.
One night, before the distance became unbearable, you had reached for Gojo. Your fingers grazed his back—a quiet, desperate plea for connection. For something, anything, to remind you that you still existed in their world.
Even in sleep, he shifted away.
Subtle.
Cruel. 
Like your touch had been an inconvenience he couldn’t bear to endure.
And Nanami.
Nanami, who had always been your constant. The one who had held you together when you couldn’t hold yourself. He lay silently beside Gojo that night, his breathing steady, his presence frigid. You knew he wasn’t asleep. You knew he felt you breaking apart. And yet he turned his face—toward Gojo.
Gojo’s arm had landed on Nanami’s abdomen, and Nanami had done nothing but pull him closer with an arm under his head, firm and certain. A sight that once would have brought you comfort now left you cold, abandoned like an afterthought .
Like a shameful secret, they couldn’t wait to leave behind.
Like you were a ghost, and they were moving on without you.
Like you never even existed.
You had tugged on your earring hard; the sting grounded you in a way their love no longer could. The pain was proof that you were real, even as they erased you from their lives one touch at a time.
Did you love them so much that they had you questioning your reality, your existence without even saying a word to you? Was there a word for this type of gaslighting?
And now, here you were again.
You turned your head toward the figures beside you. Nanami’s hand rested just below your chest, his brow furrowed even in sleep, as though guilt had chased him into his dreams. Gojo’s arm draped lazily over your waist, his mouth slightly open near your belly, soft snores escaping into the silence.
Vulnerable. Peaceful.
So far removed from the wreckage they’d left behind.
You closed your eyes, willing yourself to summon the warmth of their love. The love that once was. But the ache in your chest deepened, a familiar companion now, its weight as suffocating as it was constant.
But you felt nothing. No rage, no sorrow, no flicker of warmth. Just a vast emptiness.
Just the cold, hollow void where their affection had once lived. 
You wondered if you would ever feel whole again.
You had to get out from under their limbs, their bodies, their lies.
The blankets clung to your skin as if they wanted to hold you hostage, a smothering reminder of everything that had gone wrong. According to your husbands—it seemed that five of them, along with the blaring heater—weren’t enough to keep the cold at bay. Or maybe the cold wasn’t in the air but in your chest, festering like a wound that wouldn’t heal.
You peeled the blankets away, your hands trembling, and carefully lifted their arms off you. You placed Nanami’s arm over Gojo’s chest, where it seemed to belong now, and slipped away from the warmth that once felt like everything you had dreamed of.
Your feet hit the cold floor, the icy shock cutting through the haze in your mind. You moved toward the door, each step heavier than the last. Your breaths were shallow, almost gasps, as flashes of their hands snaking around your body in Norway invaded your mind. The way their desperation had bled into their actions. The way their fear had turned them into something monstrous.
Did your leaving make them go to such extremes?
Was this love?
Or were you just a possession they had lost — something they thought they owned and could reclaim whenever they pleased?
Your heart sank lower with each thought.
If they had truly loved you, wouldn’t they have noticed you slipping away?
Wouldn’t they have stopped before you became nothing but a ghost in their home?
Instead, they left you to rot in the shadows of their penthouse, forgotten in a corner like an unacknowledged rodent, an insect?
Going through the motions—taking care of their eggs?
Not even coming back most nights? Especially weekends.
You thought of the weekends they spent together, posting their outings on social media like they were the picture of domestic bliss. Like finishing the week was a victory, they celebrated with each other, never once thinking of the woman left behind.
You thought of the cold dinners and the dinners you’d often forget to eat because there was no one to care or notice if you ate, the empty bed, the sound of your own voice echoing in the silence because no one was there to hear it.
Then they didn’t even bother to notice you were gone for six weeks.
How could they? One needed to come home most nights to notice that a permanent fixture in their penthouse was missing.
And when they finally did notice, they couldn’t just shrug it off like they had shrugged you off that night when you begged them to tell you if they loved you.
No, they went straight for the one thing that brought you joy, the one thing that kept you distracted from the bleakness of your existence. They targeted the dream you had built from the ground up—the dream that had fueled you when you had nothing else to hold onto.
They went after your company. The one you had built alone.
Especially without them!
They went after the innocent people who worked there, targeting them with brutality that left you reeling. You had to intervene with Haibara and Higuruma, even in your pregnant state, when you should have been shielded from all this violence.
So what if they didn’t know you were pregnant?
Did that justify their descent into becoming terrorists just to get to you?
It had the opposite effect; instead of feeling safe, you were now terrified of them, terrified of the fathers of your babies.
But you weren’t weak. You would never let them see that fear.
Then Gojo even grabbed Nanami’s pecks mid-fight like they hadn’t learned anything. They even obliterated your reputation, making you extremely commonly known—leaving you unable to walk down the street without being noticed and humiliated. You were now constantly terrified that someone might grab you, that a mob might form to make an example out of you. All you ever wanted was to keep your life private, to enjoy the simple pleasures without becoming a target for their disdain.
Without becoming a typical CEO, up their own ass.
You didn’t look back.
You couldn’t.
Turning around meant shattering—a kaleidoscope of lost selves, and you were already a ghost.
A shell of the woman who once dared to drop her armour to let them in.
You wouldn’t make that mistake again.
If they wanted to own you, they could have the hollow echo of your name, but they’d never reclaim the woman who loved them unconditionally— the one who’d spent sleepless nights massaging their aching bodies after they returned home, broken from battles you couldn’t fight for them— not twice, not in the same breath.
That version of you was gone. You had squeezed out her last breath like a forgotten dream, her spirit crushed beneath the weight of expectation to obediently stay, to accept what they never gave. No amount of regret could resurrect her.
Toji was right— never trust the sweet-talking serpents, the ones who wrap their lies in honeyed words .
And Megumi? He saw through the facade; he knew the truth behind the smiles.
God, how you missed Megumi, the only one who understood the cost of love, the price of freedom .
Maybe this was your karma for betraying the only people who truly cared for you—the ones who stood by you while your own family beat you senseless each night, called you a whore for the simple crime of being born a girl, laughed at you when you told them you’d been assaulted as a child since six years old.
In the shadows of your past, you wondered if this pain was the price you had to pay, a twisted reflection of the loyalty you once turned away.
The thought of your best friend and his father almost brought tears to your eyes, but you willed them away; this was not the place; these were not the people you would allow yourself to be vulnerable around.
If they ever had been, those husbands of yours had died, and you were their widow now, staring down the men who’d abducted you, the ghosts of your past clashing with the harsh reality of your present.
In this modern maze of betrayal, you stood alone, a survivor in a world of whispers, ready to reclaim your shattered pieces and make them regret dragging you back.
They had always seen the gentle you. The soft you. The kind you.
The woman who laughed too easily, forgave too quickly, always saw beneath their surface and helped even if they could never really do the same for her.
The one who smiled through the pain, the one who let their words cut deep without retaliation.
Now, they would know how you became a billionaire at twenty-one, with no family, no money, just scraped knuckles and your wit. They would see the side of you that Toji raised— not by his blood . The one who taught you and Megumi that survival meant striking first and harder.
When the door clicked shut behind you, the silence of the house deepened, wrapping around you like a shroud, a reminder of the strength you had yet to reclaim.
And they didn’t stir.
Pathetic.
There was no point in running; you knew that. They would chase you to the ends of the earth. But it wasn’t fear that weighed you down—it was exhaustion. You were too heavy and tired for the chase, too hollow for the fight.
Your steps carried you to the guest room. A space untouched by their betrayal.
Your hand found the doorknob, but something caught your eye.
The ring.
That wretched ring.
It had somehow found its way back onto your finger, its weight burning like acid on your skin. The sight of it made your stomach churn.
Without thinking, you yanked it off, the motion so violent your knuckles throbbed. It glinted mockingly in the dim light before you hurled it at the hallway mirror.
CRACK!
The sound shattered the silence, a perfect echo of your splintering patience. You heard movement behind you—the groggy shuffle of feet and scared voices.
“Babe?” Gojo’s voice was hoarse, panicked.
“Wait,” Nanami’s voice followed, desperate.
You didn’t look back. You didn’t care to.
Your hand twisted the doorknob, and you stepped into the guest room. The door shut firmly behind you, the lock clicking into place with a finality that made your heart race.
“Baby, please—” Gojo’s voice cracked, his bravado gone. “Just let us talk.”
“Let us explain,” Nanami added, calm but edged with desperation.
You leaned against the door, staring at the barren room in front of you. Their voices blurred into the background, muffled apologies bleeding into the walls.
You didn’t answer. Didn’t scream. Didn’t cry. You were done wasting your energy on them.
This wasn’t forgiveness. This wasn’t understanding.
This was survival.
And you would thrive.
Climbing into bed and turning the nightlight on for the awful nightmares you had these days—you closed your eyes, letting the darkness swallow their voices.
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Sometime later you stirred in bed, the weight of your belly making it difficult to find a comfortable position. The twins seemed to sense your restlessness; their tiny kicks were a bittersweet reminder of their presence. With a sigh, you realized the inevitable—another trip to the bathroom.
Slowly, you pushed yourself up, feeling the strain in your back and the pressure on your bladder. The room was dark, save for the soft glow of the nightlight. You took a deep breath, steeling yourself for the journey ahead.
Each step felt like a monumental effort, your swollen feet protesting with every movement. Was that oil on them?- Nevermind . The distance seemed longer than usual, but you focused on the goal ahead.
Finally, you reached the attached bathroom —thank god, because if you had to see those two right now, you’d kill a man . Inside, the light cast a soft glow as you gripped the doorframe for support. Relief swept over you as you sat down, the tension in your body easing for just a moment. The tears threatened to spill over from all the stress and hormones, but you blinked them back, determined to stay resilient. You had cried enough.
When you approached the sink to wash your hands, a glimpse of a couple of bandaids caught your eye, their placement suggesting something sinister. Fear washed over you.
What had they done? Had they tried to harm the babies? You knew they would never agree to them.
But then the twins kicked, their four little feet retreating, pulling you back from the edge of your spiralling thoughts. Your husbands wouldn’t go that far; they had too much to lose—if they harmed the babies—they would never be able to reconcile with you.
It wasn’t just your emotional assumptions—it was the fact that they would lose their leverage over you, the pretence of “ protecting you ,” that would keep you with them.
What a delusional joke.
They were using kindergarten tactics on the wrong person. Seriously? You were a CEO. Predicting bargaining chips, negotiating, and orchestrating hostile takeovers were all part of your daily grind. This was a child's play. If they thought they could outsmart you with these amateur moves, they clearly underestimated your experience or just underestimated you.
In the bathroom mirror, you caught a glimpse of your complexion—surprisingly better than you expected. That only happened when you’d been given some kind of glucose. But the needle mark on the inside of your elbow raised suspicions.
Why did they care about taking your blood? What were they testing for, and what did they really want to know?
You were too exhausted to unravel it all right now. In time, the answers would reveal themselves. You just had to keep your guard up around them.
After washing your hands, you made your way back to bed, each step a little lighter now that the immediate discomfort had passed. You settled back under the covers, and the darkness felt less oppressive. The twins shifted slightly, their movements a strange comfort. They made you feel less alone. You let your head sink into the pillow, exhaustion dragging you under.
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Outside the door, Gojo sat slumped on the floor, his head in his hands. His eyes were bloodshot, his breathing shallow. Every muffled sound you made from the other side of the door was like a knife twisting in his chest.
“She’s struggling,” he muttered, his voice raw.
“And we can’t do anything,” Nanami muttered, his voice hollow. He stood in the corner, shoulders slumped, head tilted against the wall, looking at the ceiling like he was trying to physically hold himself together. You were taking away the one thing he had always given freely—his ability to care and help.
They weren’t used to being powerless. They weren’t used to being the ones left out in the cold. Watching you struggle—knowing they had no right to fix it—was a punishment they hadn’t prepared for.
And for the first time, they realized this wasn’t a nightmare they could wake up from.
It was their reality.
And they had no one to blame but themselves.
“Let me call Shoko. She asked us to keep her updated,” Gojo said after a beat, reaching for his phone.
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On the outskirts of Tokyo, Shoko startled awake, her face pressed against your ultrasound report. Her phone buzzed loudly on the desk.
"What?” She croaked, her voice raspy with exhaustion.
“She peed,” Gojo announced solemnly.
“Congrats.”
The line disconnected, and Shoko got up and slumped into a nearby hospice bed, muttering, “Morons,” before drifting back to sleep.
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“Support railings?”
“Support railings.”
“I’ll order them. We’ll install them ourselves before she wakes up. And no calling any random person—we can’t let anyone know what devil spawns she’s carrying.”
“By we , you mean me ,” Nanami deadpanned, though he didn’t object.
“Of course, my big, strong husband. You know my hands are too soft for manual labour.” Gojo grinned. “Besides, I’ll be contributing by paying for it and staring at your glorious behind as you bend over to install them.”
“And you call yourself her husband.”
“Yes, in every sense of the word,” Gojo shot back, unbothered. “Also, I think your ‘efficient’ technique might help get it done faster without waking her. You know, or she might run away again.” 
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The sunlight filtered through the blinds, pulling you out of restless sleep. You blinked, groggy, disoriented, and then you remembered again: you were in Japan.
On the wall clock, it was nine a.m.—far too late for work. But your aching body didn’t care.
You scrambled for your phone, only to realize—of course—it wasn’t there. Norway? Or confiscated by your husbands? You cursed under your breath, swung your legs off the bed, and forced yourself to move.
Dragging yourself to the bathroom, you froze at the sight before you. Mommy-and-me kind of products littered the counter. Safety railings lined every edge. The entire bathroom looked like a baby-proofing seminar.
They fucking teleported.
You sighed and went on. After your shower and skincare routine, you cracked the guest room door, peeking out like a criminal checking for the cops. 
Silence .
Faint noises drifted from the kitchen, but nothing in the hall.
The coast was clear.
You darted out, moving swiftly down the hall like a thief in your own home.
Midway, Nanami appeared like a wild Pokémon, holding a glass of something suspicious—probably a ginger shot. But you didn’t stop to inspect. Your feet moved faster than your thoughts, and you bolted past him like a child fleeing a lecture, his startled “Wait—” trailing behind you as you slammed your old bedroom door in his face.
Immature? Maybe. Satisfying? Absolutely.
The room smelled faintly of the cologne and regret. You ignored it, tearing through drawers and closets, searching for your phones.
Nothing.
But then Nanami’s phone caught your eye on the nightstand.
Foolish man hadn’t even changed his password. He couldn’t even cheat properly.
Unlocking it, you quickly dialled your numbers.
Both calls rang out to the robotic voice of Norway’s telecom service: “ The number you have dialled is currently switched off. ”
Your grip tightened on the phone. Of course, the morons hadn’t thought to bring them.
But you were nothing if not resourceful. You dialled a number Toji had drilled into your head years ago.
“Who’s this?”
“I’m back in Japan. Come pick me up for office. Bring a new phone.”
A laugh rumbled through the line. “Didn’t last very long, did you?”
“I’ll sit on your chest like a paperweight and crush the laughter out of you,” you snapped.
“Okay, okay, crazy. Megumi’s in Japan. I’ll bring him.”
There must have been a god listening to you last night. Your heart clenched at the mention of his name, but anything was better than dealing with the two intellectually challenged champions at home.
“And the media’s camped out front, just FYI.”
“Fine. Be here in twenty-five minutes.” You hung up, deleted the call log, and locked Nanami’s phone.
You sat at your vanity, forcing yourself to go through the motions. Foundation, mascara, lipstick—each stroke of the brush felt like a battle. Your hands trembled as you buttoned your shirt, deliberately avoiding the mirror’s gaze. The loose fabric offered some camouflage for what lay beneath, but getting into pants felt like a daunting task. Thankfully, you had some in relaxed fit that would make it easier.
After a quick spritz of cologne, you slipped into the heaviest, most oversized faux fur coat you could find. It still did little to conceal your enormous belly, but you took a deep breath and stepped out of the guest room, ready to face whatever awaited you.
The house was still. Too quiet.
You didn’t check for your husbands. You didn’t care where they were.
Just as your hand twisted the doorknob, Gojo’s grating voice came. “Where are you going?”
You froze, heart sinking. Before you could pretend you hadn’t heard him, Nanami’s calm but firm voice followed. “At least have breakfast. We’ll take you wherever you need to go.”
You didn’t even turn around. You yanked the door open, their startled exclamations muffled as you strode toward the elevator.
The sound of frantic shuffling behind you was almost comical—almost. Gojo tripped over his own feet, cursing under his breath as he tried to jam his socked foot into a sneaker. Nanami, in his haste, had grabbed your old slippers. The sight of his toes spilling over the edges like sad, unbaked croissants might���ve been funny once. Not now.
You didn’t care. Not as the elevator doors opened and you spammed the close button like Toji spammed slot machines. The last thing you saw before the doors slid shut was Gojo sprinting toward you, his face painted with pure panic.
“Wait, baby!”
Nanami immediately abandoned dignity, pivoting to the stairs. He bolted down them like his life depended on it, Gojo hot on his heels. Taking another elevator would not have been faster than their own legs.
The elevator hummed as it descended, a moment of quiet broken only by your heavy breathing.
Idiots. Gojo forgot he could teleport.
When the elevator reached the ground floor, you stepped out into the lobby, your fur coat swishing behind you.
//
The cursed energy hit Gojo and Nanami before they even reached the seventh floor. They skidded to a stop, their gazes snapping to Megumi below.
“Oh, come on,” Gojo groaned, slamming his palm against the glass staircase wall.
“Move,” Nanami barked, vaulting over the railing.
//
The car gleamed obnoxiously in the sunlight, a glaring testament to Haibara’s newfound wealth and complete disregard for subtlety.
Megumi straightened the moment he saw you. His broad frame now mirrored Toji’s, but his expression softened as you approached. He stood beside Haibara’s McLaren 765LT , his tall figure tense and unreadable, broad shoulders casting shadows against the sleek car. His eyes, sharper and colder than they had been in childhood, softened slightly when they met yours.
You walked towards him, your pace steady.
His gaze flicked downward, sensing the cursed energy radiating faintly from your belly. His brow furrowed. “Your…? But you… Did they force—”
“No,” you cut him off, smiling. “Nothing of the sort.”
“I’m glad you’re okay,” he said, his voice softer now. He hesitated before pulling you into a brief, firm hug, careful around your belly. It was awkward, but it was Megumi.
Before you could respond to him awkwardly, Haibara appeared behind you, grinning like a maniac as he wrapped both of you in an overzealous embrace. “Yay! You’re pregnant! The deadbeats get to continue their bloodline. Fantastic! We missed you. He’s sorry, you’re sorry. blah blah blah, but please get in the car before the Cracked Conjurers catch up and turn this into another trending disaster within the same week.” He stepped back, mockingly serious.
You didn’t need convincing.
//
By the time they reached the lobby, you were already next to the McLaren. Megumi’s stance had shifted; his body angled slightly in front of yours, protective. His glare cut toward the approaching Maniacal Magicians .
“Wait!” Gojo’s voice cracked as he closed the distance. His long legs carried him to you in seconds, his hand darting out to grab your arm, firm but desperate. He spun you around, his wide eyes searching yours for something—anything. Nanami caught up right next to him.
“Baby, please,” he rasped. “You can’t run away again. Don’t do this.”
Megumi’s eye twitched. His voice was low, venomous. “Let. her. go.”
Haibara’s grin widened, faux cheer dripping from his tone, but he was just getting murder-happy. “Oh, good, the jujutsu bimbos are here. Too bad she doesn’t want to talk to you.” He stepped closer, adding lightly, “But thanks for showing up, I guess.”
Gojo ignored them entirely, his eyes locked on you.
You sighed, still refusing to look at either of them. “Haibara, where are we going?”
“Office, like you asked.”
You caught Megumi taking a step toward Gojo, his fists clenched. Your hand shot out, pressing against his chest. He froze but didn’t back down.
“Enough,” you said firmly, your voice stern.
Nanami by now had caught up on where you were going, his hand landing heavily on Gojo’s arm holding you hostage. “Let her go,” he said with weighted words.
Haibara snorted. “Ah, the blonde babysitter speaks. Do you wipe his tears too?”
Nanami’s jaw gritted, but he didn’t respond. Gojo hesitated; his cerulean eyes burned with desperation, hand lingering on your arm like you’d asked for his firstborn, which wasn’t entirely inaccurate. Nanami sharing the same but slightly more hopeful look.
“Let. Me. Go,” you said, glaring at where his arm was still holding you, refusing to make any eye contact, each word dripping with acid.
Finally, Gojo’s hand fell away, but their expressions made it clear they weren’t letting go in any other sense.
You turned and climbed into the McLaren’s backseat without another glance. Haibara slid behind the wheel, but Megumi hesitated, his gaze lingering on Gojo.
“Megs!” you called loudly, your voice snapping him out of whatever storm was brewing in his mind.
He climbed into the car, slamming the door harder than necessary. Haibara hit the accelerator, the engine roaring to life as the car shot forward.
Through the rearview mirror, you caught one last glimpse of Gojo and Nanami. They stood there like abandoned luggage, their expressions raw and hollow.
Gojo’s lips moved as he stared after you, though you couldn’t hear him. It didn’t matter. You weren’t listening anymore.
//
The roar of the McLaren’s engine faded into the distance, leaving behind an oppressive silence that seemed to echo louder than any sound.
Gojo stood frozen, his chest rising and falling in uneven gasps.
Nanami’s composure was cracking at the edges, the tight lines of his jaw and clenched fists betraying his calm.
For a long moment, neither of them spoke.
“She didn’t even look at us,” Gojo said finally, his voice a whisper.
“She shouldn’t have to,” Nanami replied.
Gojo turned to him, his frustration bubbling over. “What the hell does that mean?”
“It means we’ve given her no reason to.” The weight of Nanami’s stare bore down on Gojo. “We’ve done nothing but hurt her, Satoru. What did you expect? That she’d forgive us because we showed up and begged?”
Gojo’s face fell further, replaced by something brittle. “I just…” He cut himself off, running a hand through his hair, tugging at the strands like it would pull the words free. “I don’t know what to do, Kento.”
Nanami didn’t respond immediately. He looked down at his hands, at the faint tremor in his fingers, and wondered if this was what it felt like to truly lose.
Not a battle. Not a mission. But everything that mattered.
“You can’t fix this with grand gestures or empty words,” Nanami spoke finally. His voice was low, laced with the kind of grief that came from knowing he was speaking the truth. “We betrayed her, Satoru. You can’t undo that overnight.”
Gojo’s laugh was bitter, humourless. “You think I don’t know that? You think I don’t see it every time she looks at me like she’s scared of me?” He turned away, his hands clenched at his sides. “She hates us.”
“No,” Nanami corrected, his tone sharp. “She doesn’t hate us. That would require her to feel something for us. Right now, I think she feels nothing at all.”
The words hit like a blow, and Gojo staggered under their weight. His shoulders slumped, his head dropping forward as if the world had grown too heavy to bear.
For a moment, there was only silence.
Then Gojo muttered, “She called Megumi ‘Megs.’”
Nanami glanced at him, frowning. “What?”
“She called him ‘Megs,’” Gojo repeated, his voice breaking. “She hasn’t called me anything since she came back. But she called him Megs. Even after he told her to die back then.”
Nanami didn’t respond. There was nothing he could say that wouldn’t make it worse.
Gojo laughed again, softer this time, almost to himself. “I don’t even blame her. He turned out to be right that day.”
The admission hung in the air, burning and suffocating.
“She doesn’t need us anymore,” Gojo whispered.
Nanami closed his eyes again. “Maybe she never did.”
The two men walked back to the penthouse—to at least make you lunch—side by side but worlds apart, thinking of the empty street where the car had disappeared. The silence was a chasm neither knew how to cross.
//
In the car, Haibara glanced at you in the rearview mirror. “So, are we calling this a kidnapping or a rescue?”
“Depends,” you replied. “Did you bring the phone?”
Haibara tossed a box onto your lap, smirking. “Brand new. Untraceable. I even downloaded a few games on it for you. You’re welcome.”
Megumi, still fuming, leaned towards Haibara. “Why didn’t you just block them out? I could’ve set up wards.”
“Because I didn’t think they’d act like stray dogs in a thunderstorm,” he shot back.
“They’ve always been like that,” Megumi muttered. “I should’ve punched that white-haired freak of nature.”
“Wouldn’t have made a difference,” Haibara added. “You’d have to punch him twice. Once for his head, once for his ego.”
You let out a faint snort.
“Are you okay?” Haibara asked, his tone softening.
“I’m fine,” you lied.
Neither of them believed you, but they didn’t push.
“HQ’s fifteen minutes out,” Haibara said instead, changing the subject.
You nodded, gripping the phone tightly as you set it up and changed all your old passwords. Work was the only thing that mattered now.
---
After a tense but apologetic exchange with Megumi, the car pulled into your HQ’s heavily secured back entrance. The roar of the crowd outside was impossible to ignore—flashing cameras, yelling reporters, and chaotic energy that hammered against the armoured vehicle like a storm.
Haibara let out an annoyed sigh, scanning the scene. “They’re here too. Persistent little rats.”
He reached into the glove compartment, tossing you and Megumi black baseball caps that obscured half your faces. Haibara donned his own, tugging it low enough to hide the crazy glint in his eyes.
Megumi leaned forward from the back seat. “We should’ve just gone with the helicopter.”
“Next time,” Haibara muttered, cutting the engine.
The second the car doors opened, Megumi’s elite security team—men in dark suits, built like tanks and trained to perfection—descended. Armed to the teeth and moving with military protocols, they formed a protective shield around the three of you.
The reporters swarmed anyway, desperate for a soundbite.
“Do you think your company can recover from the PR nightmare your husbands caused?”
“How does it feel to be married to two terrorists who stormed your own company?”
“Ma’am, are you still running the company, or are you just a figurehead now?”
“Have you left your husbands for the men with you?”
“Ma’am, are you pregnant?!”
The questions were relentless, barbed and ridiculous.
You didn’t flinch. Years of dealing with vultures like these had made your mask of serene confidence unbreakable.
Haibara stepped forward, his posture relaxed but predatory. His smile was polite—on the surface. Beneath it lay the threat of a man who could snap necks like twigs. “That’s a lot of questions for people who clearly haven’t touched grass in years.”
Beside you, Megumi moved like a shadow, his presence a silent menace. His broad frame created an impenetrable barrier between you and the cameras, a hand resting lightly on your back to steer you forward, not letting the vultures trip you.
One reporter, bolder than the rest, shoved a mic toward him. “And who are you to her?”
Megumi turned his head slowly, his icy gaze enough to make the reporter take a step back. His voice was calm but laced with warning. “Someone who doesn’t owe you an explanation. Now move before I turn your camera into a souvenir.”
The reporter stumbled back, unnerved, but another one yelled, “Are you replacing her husbands? You seem better qualified!”
Haibara let out a humourless laugh, glancing at you with mock glee. “Do I get to punch one? Just one. I’ll even aim for the softest one here.”
“No,” you replied dryly, though your lips twitched in amusement.
The questions kept coming.
“Ma’am, are you using these men as a PR stunt?”
“Are your husbands here today, or are they still hiding after embarrassing you publicly?”
“Are the babies of the men with you?”
That one made you pause, your gaze snapping to the reporter who’d dared to ask.
Before you could respond, Haibara’s hand shot out, shoving the mic away with just enough force to send a message. His grin turned feral. “Keep talking, and I’ll make sure your next headline is about your missing teeth.”
Megumi leaned down, whispering something to one of his men. Within seconds, the security team swept through the crowd like a well-oiled machine. Cameras, phones, and recorders were confiscated ruthlessly.
One reporter, smugly scribbling notes on a notepad, thought he was safe—until Haibara snatched it from his hands. Maintaining unbroken eye contact, he calmly folded it into a paper aeroplane and launched it into a nearby fountain.
“Oops,” he said flatly, his grin widening.
“Let’s go,” Megumi murmured, his hand firm against your back.
The chaos peaked when one particularly brave—or stupid—reporter blocked your path, shouting, “Were you in on the terrorist attack, ma’am? Our sources say it was an insurance scam to profit off the damages!”
You stopped, tilting your head slightly, your expression one of mild curiosity.
“An insurance scam?” you repeated, your voice cool.
The reporter smirked, thinking they’d rattled you.
Your smile turned sharp. “Let me clarify something. My company is insured against such incidents—because I’m a realist. However, we haven’t filed any claims for damages. I paid for everything—repairs, property damages, even severance packages—out of my personal account. Feel free to verify that with your so-called ‘sources.’”
The reporter faltered, but you weren’t done.
“You’re so eager to harass me, but I see none of you going after the men responsible. They’re living their lives unbothered, while I’m treated like the villain because I’m a woman running a trillion-dollar company.”
Your gaze shifted to the reporter who had posed the question, curiosity mingling with a hint of challenge as your eyes narrowed. You stepped closer, causing the reporter to instinctively back away. “I recognize you,” you said, a smirk playing on your lips. “You’re from that charming little news channel that spread those ridiculous rumours about me—what was it again? That I used to be a man? Because no woman could possibly be this innovative as a CEO?” You gestured to your stomach, where the curve of your pregnancy peeked out from beneath your coat. “Clearly, that’s not the case.”
The crowd buzzed, whispers breaking out.
“And yes, I’m carrying their twins,” you continued smoothly. “But don’t make the mistake of seeing my children as extensions of their fathers. I will make sure they are nothing like them.”
You smiled at the reporters, unfriendly.
“So, next time you want to spread baseless rumours, try using more than half a brain cell. Someone might sue you. And it won’t be me—because I have people for that.”
You turned on your heel, striding toward the entrance with Megumi and Haibara flanking you like demons in suits. The reporters were stunned into silence, their cameras and recorders confiscated, notes destroyed, and pride in tatters.
Megumi said nothing, his eyes calculating as they swept over the crowd one last time. Whatever he was thinking, he kept to himself.
---
After addressing your employees in the sprawling courtyard, you apologized again for your husbands’ disastrous acts. The team’s murmurs had shifted from confusion at your sudden appearance to understanding—your candour and willingness to take responsibility were part of why they worked for you. You weren’t one of those CEOs who didn’t take accountability and/or fix things.
“Thank you for your patience,” you’d said, your voice calm but resolute. “This company has survived, and we’ll come out of this stronger. Now, back to work—this DLC won’t finish itself.”
A smattering of laughter followed as you dismissed them.
Once inside your office—a sleek space overlooking the city skyline—you immediately collapsed into your ergonomic chair. Haibara scanned the room, his MI6 instincts kicking in as he checked for anything out of place. Megumi moved to the large sofa by the window, setting up his laptop and pulling out his noise-cancelling headphones. Ready to start his workday for his own security solutions company.
“Breakfast?” Haibara asked, already halfway to the door.
“Something fast and edible for three-in-ones,” you replied, pointing to your stomach. “And chocolate mousse. I don’t care if it’s not breakfast-appropriate—I need it.”
Haibara smirked. “At ten in the morning?”
“Let me celebrate being the first man to ever get pregnant in peace,” you said sarcastically, shooing him away.
He snorted but left without another word.
Megumi had settled into his corner, his focus already glued to his screen. You appreciated the quiet hum of his laptop—it was grounding, steady. Unlike your husbands, he didn’t fill the silence with needless chatter or make excuses to hover. He let himself be there, letting his actions speak for themselves, and you appreciated it more than you could say.
Reaching for the intercom, you pressed the button. “Get me, Dove.”
Your assistant’s voice crackled through. “The one with the unhinged game ideas?”
“Yes.”
There was a pause. “Right away.”
You didn’t miss the confused edge in his voice.
Fifteen minutes later, Dove stepped in. Her oversized hoodie was emblazoned with the company’s latest title, and her caffeine-fueled energy radiated off her in waves. She fidgeted, looking like she’d been summoned to her execution.
“Take a seat,” you said, gesturing to the chair across from you. “Want something to eat?”
She shook her head quickly, her knee bouncing under the table.
You texted her department head: “ Make sure Dove eats today. If she’s caught snorting coffee beans again, you’ll find yourself with no one reporting to you and reassigned to a position where you’ll be working solo. ”
Turning your attention back to Dove, you folded your hands. “You’re the one who suggested turning my husbands into horror game villains, right?”
Dove froze, colour draining from her face. “Uh… yes. But it wasn’t a serious pitch—I mean, I didn’t think it was—”
“Good,” you interrupted. “Make it serious. I don’t care if it’s a DLC or a full standalone title. Make it as unhinged as possible. Tank their reputations if you have to.”
Dove blinked. “Seriously?”
“Excuse me?” Your tone grew authoritative, though the glint in your eye betrayed your amusement.
Her face lit up, a manic grin spreading across her lips. “I mean—yes! Absolutely. This is going to be so good. Thank you for letting me be my true self!”
“Don’t disappoint me,” you said, leaning back in your chair. “HR will be in touch about your promotion.”
But Dove was already halfway out the door, mumbling to herself about game mechanics and voice actors, her hoodie strings flapping wildly.
From the corner, Megumi smirked faintly, his eyes flicking up from his laptop. “You’re really giving her free rein on this?”
“She’s good. Let her cook,” you replied simply.
You shot a quick Slack message to the CHRO: “ Process Dove’s promotion immediately. Increase comp to match senior developers. She’ll be working on something high-risk, high-reward. ”
Soon after, Haibara returned with bags of food, setting them on your desk with a flourish. “Breakfast for three and two,” he announced.
You raised an eyebrow. “It’s safe, right?”
“Triple-checked,” he said, pulling out neatly labelled containers. He handed you one.
Megumi glanced up. “Got anything for me?”
“Of course. You’re still growing, after all,” Haibara teased, tossing him a box.
Megumi caught it with a deadpan expression, raising an eyebrow. “Can’t help it, Grandpa. It runs in the family. You know, like your prehistoric wisdom.”
Haibara feigned shock, placing a hand over his heart. “Prehistoric? I prefer vintage. Besides, I’m not that much older than you!”
“True,” Megumi pointed out. “But you are older than her, and I’m younger than her, which makes you practically a fossil. Tell me, what was it like inventing fire? Did it take a lot of R&D?”
“Fire?” Haibara snorted. “Back in my day, we didn’t even have matches. We had to walk uphill both ways, barefoot, to borrow fire from the neighbour’s cave. And don’t get me started on dial-up internet.”
“Dial-up?” Megumi shook his head, smirking faintly. “Sounds like medieval torture. ‘Your honour, I sentence you to AOL.’”
Haibara, already chewing, gestured wildly. “Well, at least our self-esteem didn’t hinge on likes and TikTok dances. You lot cry over one bad comment. Back then, we had entire poke wars on Facebook!”
“Poke wars?” You interjected, trying to suppress your laughter. “That sounds like a euphemism for something wildly inappropriate.”
Megumi tilted his head, faux-serious. “Sounds more like an HR summoning waiting to happen.”
You snorted mid-bite, turning your laugh into a mini-coughing fit. “Ugh, I think I just choked on the weight of your outdated humour.”
Haibara grinned, patting your back. “See? Even the food agrees I’m intellectually superior.”
Soon the conversation shifted as Haibara leaned forward, his grin turning mischievous. “So, about that horror game, I overheard the buffering girl muttering about. What if we make one of your husbands cry every time the player loses? Real tears. Full mocap. I’m talking cinematic trauma .”
Megumi chuckled softly, not looking up from his laptop. “Too subtle. Make them bosses you can only beat by insulting them. The more personal, the better.”
You raised an eyebrow, fighting a grin. “Cross-platform compatibility, unhinged marketing, and emotional catharsis? We’d break pre-sale records.”
“Or start a lawsuit,” Megumi added dryly.
“Then we’ll counter-sue for emotional damages,” you said smoothly, popping another bite of food into your mouth. “And knowing Dove, she’s probably already plotting how to make a multiplayer mess with five DLCs.”
“Remind me to never piss you off,” Haibara muttered, shaking his head.
“I wouldn’t do that to you,” you replied, chewing.
After that, the three of you ate in companionable silence, the kind only years of friendship could create. Haibara cracked jokes about the absurdity of corporate life, Megumi made dry remarks about Dove’s inevitable rise to cult status, and you—despite yourself—felt the weight on your chest lift slightly.
---
When you left your office to meet a senior VA, Kenjiro Tsuda, the gaming HQ was buzzing with its usual chaotic energy. Mechanical keyboards clacked furiously, RGB lights glowed like a cyberpunk rave, and somewhere in the distance, someone blasted a remix of “ Look at this graph Gone Wrong ” mashed with death metal.
As you walked by, conversations quieted, heads turning in your direction. Employees who were already working doubled down, typing like their lives depended on it. Others grabbed random papers, pretending to read them. One was even reading the in-house lunch menu with the intensity of a SWOT analysis.
“Morning, boss!” a junior developer called out, waving a little too enthusiastically.
“Morning, Jack,” you replied, nodding with a small smile but not slowing your stride. Haibara and Megumi flanked you, their imposing presence drawing whispers.
“Uh… who’s the muscle?” someone muttered, eyes wide.
“Security detail,” another replied, trying to sound nonchalant.
“They’re built like they maxed out strength stats at character creation,” a third chimed in.
“Is that the Exo suit guy? Someone please get me his number!” a product manager whispered, practically swooning.
Haibara caught wind of that. He flexed his bicep without removing his hand from his trousers, and pulled his sunglasses down just enough to shoot her a wink. He continued walking alongside you and Megumi, exuding effortless charm.
The product manager nearly fainted, clutching her keyboard like it was a life raft.
---
By noon, Dove had already assembled a team. The conference room was packed, with employees chatting animatedly as they waited for you to start. The meeting ran smoothly, and by the end, the team had transitioned into post-meeting chatter, unbothered by hierarchy.
That was when Francisca leaned across the table, her voice loud enough for everyone to hear. “Boss, about turning your husbands into NPCs... cool if we give them negative stats?”
“Like charisma set to zero and a special ability called gaslighting,” someone added.
“Or make them lootable!” Haibara chimed in, grinning. “They could drop useless items like half-baked apologies and expired promises.”
Megumi smirked faintly, still clicking away on his laptop. “Program them to flee when faced with accountability. Though the AI coding might be too complex for that.”
You couldn't help but laugh. “If this game ever happens, you’re all getting royalties,” you said with a smile. "Sam, please open a mailing account so employees from all departments can send in their ideas and share the access with Dove’s team to sort them out,” you instructed your assistant, then turned to the team. "Now get back to work before I change my mind.”
The team groaned but obeyed, their chatter following them out.
---
The calm didn’t last.
Around two p.m., the courtyard was alive with laughter as the rare winter sun cast a golden glow over your employees. Conversations ebbed and flowed, punctuated by the occasional burst of laughter. You sat with your CHRO and CFO, enjoying a rare moment of levity that softened the lines of tension on your face that had settled in recent months. The three of you were discussing the budget allocation for the 'villain energy' game, as Dove had deemed it in the absence of an official title yet.
“Why are there clowns at the entrance?” Your CHRO whispered, leaning in.
Your stomach sank.
“They’re not clowns,” your CFO muttered darkly. “Clowns have jobs.”
The courtyard fell silent as Nanami and Gojo entered, a contrast to the lighthearted energy moments before.
Your employees exchanged glances, unsure whether to laugh or run. One bold soul—a wildcard who always seemed to be on the verge of a write-up—stood up.
“Can we help you gentlemen find the exit?”
Laughter rippled through the crowd, short-lived as Nanami’s cold gaze swept over them. Conversations died mid-sentence. People stared at the walls, the ground—anywhere but at the two men who had turned their vibrant courtyard into a mausoleum of awkwardness.
You didn’t look at them. Rising from your chair with the help of your CHRO—damn these low sofas and your swollen ankles—and began walking toward the building. Your heels clicked sharply against the floor, each step deliberate.
“Baby, wait—” Gojo’s voice cracked.
You froze for a fraction of a second.
Is he fucking insane?
After everything?! The gall!
Of course, he would; he hadn’t held a job where he wasn’t the all-mighty in his life.
It was humiliating behaviour in the workplace, and Nanami didn’t even bother to correct him.
The sheer nerve of it sent heat creeping up your neck. To call you that here, in your office, after nearly destroying it?
You didn’t turn around. You wouldn’t dignify his words with a response. Your stride grew more aggressive as your CHRO and CFO fell into step beside you. The conference room door clicked shut behind you, sealing them out.
Megumi materialized like a shadow and with a twist of his neck motioned for the men to follow him to the farthest corner of the courtyard.
Once the men had followed him in, he crossed his arms, eyes colder than the winter air outside. “You’re trespassing.”
Nanami, the unpaid diplomat, held up the bag. “We’re just here to deliver food.”
“For who?” Megumi asked, his voice flat.
Gojo’s jaw tightened, his desperation bubbling over. “For our fucking wife ,” he snapped.
Haibara walked in behind Megumi, his presence casual but razor-sharp. He carried his own takeout bags, the logo from your favourite date-night-only restaurant glaringly visible. Nanami’s gaze lingered on it, his chest tightening.
“Why are they here?” Haibara asked Megumi, his tone light but loaded. “Didn’t you want to shoot them if they showed up again?”
Megumi shrugged. “I’m getting there.”
He exchanged a look with Haibara—silent, efficient, unspoken understanding passing between them—that the men had teleported inside somehow and they could not kill them anymore since they gained so much attention on social media, especially with you pregnant with their offspring. It would be too stressful for you.
Nanami felt it like a slap. The connection between them was something even he’d never had with Haibara.
“Hello, Haibara,” Gojo said, his charm forced.
Haibara barely glanced at him, unimpressed.
Nanami’s voice softened, a flicker of vulnerability breaking through. “You’re still going to act like we weren’t friends?”
Haibara tilted his head, his smile nonchalant. “Hmm. Don’t remember.” He handed a bag to Megumi and gestured toward the conference room door. “Let’s go.”
Gojo looked genuinely baffled. “How do you not remember me? I’m me!”
“That explains it,” Haibara replied without missing a beat.
Nanami would have surprise-snorted if the situation was different. Haibara was never the one who’d understood sarcasm, even if it hit him with a pan. But this Haibara was cunning.
Megumi smirked faintly. “Maybe you should get your name tattooed on that billboard you call a forehead.”
Nanami’s jaw tightened, but his voice remained steady. “She hasn’t been eating properly. She needs homemade food.”
“She’s fine,” Haibara said, holding up his own takeout bag. “See? Covered. Now go cry somewhere else.”
“Please, Haibara,” Nanami said quietly, his tone raw. “We just want to help.”
Megumi’s glare turned lethal. “Help? Like you ‘helped’ her move to another country, isolated her, and left her dependent on you, only to abandon her when she needed you most?”
The words hung heavy in the air, cutting deeper than anything else could have.
Haibara sighed dramatically, breaking the tension. “Let’s not waste time. Give me the food, and we’ll decide if it’s worth sharing. If not, I’m feeding it to the pigeons.”
Gojo started to protest, but Haibara held up a hand. “And no, you’re not feeding the pigeons yourselves. They deserve better.”
He turned to leave, but Nanami’s voice stopped him.
“Yu.”
Haibara froze mid-step.
The name hung between them; a thread tied to a past Nanami wasn’t sure still existed.
For a moment, Haibara didn’t turn around. Then, slowly, he glanced over his shoulder, his expression unreadable. “What?”
Nanami hesitated, his voice softer now. “You really don’t remember me?”
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Within the hour, you sat in front of the camera, the live feed streaming to major news channels and platforms. The room was stark and professional; the company logo displayed discreetly behind you. Your hands rested on the table, folded loosely, your expression calm yet unyielding. You had opted to do this in only your shirt, no coat, for reasons the world was about to learn.
The light on the camera blinked red.
“Good evening,” you began, your voice steady but weighted with unspoken truths.
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