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The French cement giant started operating in Syria just before the civil war erupted. When Islamic State took over the region, Lafarge paid them protection money so it could keep trading. The consequences are still playing out Again and again, Bruno Pescheux made one point to his colleagues: no one must know what their company was up to. Secrecy was paramount. In 2013 and 2014, Pescheux ran the Syrian subsidiary of Lafarge SA, the French company that was then the worldās biggest cement conglomerate. As a civil war caught and spread, the company struck a grim deal: to pay millions of dollars toĀ Islamic StateĀ (IS), the worldās most notorious terrorist group, treating it as a strategic ally. These payments bought ISās blessing so that Lafargeās factory inĀ SyriaĀ could keep making and selling cement ā even as its European executives left the country, its local employees got kidnapped, and bombs and gunfire tore up the region. Lafarge bought raw materials from IS-approved vendors, supplied IS with cement, and paid them to squeeze the competition ā in this case, cement imports coming over the border from Turkey. In mob jargon, this was more than protection money; in MBA jargon, the company optimised for IS. The managers in Lafargeās Syrian subsidiary knew all too well what they were doing, and they tried hard to hide it. Once, while referring to vehicle passes that IS issued Lafargeās trucks, Pescheux emailed a go-between to say that āthe name of Lafarge should never appear for obvious reasons in any document of this nature. Please use the words Cement Plant if you need but never the one of Lafarge.ļæ½ļæ½ At the time, the factory, in the town of Jalabiya, was one of more than 1,600 that Lafarge ran in 61 countries. But this was no distant outpost going rogue, unnoticed by headquarters. Executives in Lafargeās offices in Paris were complicit in the relationship with IS, as dozens of internal emails and documents show. On such evidence of wilful collaboration with IS, the US Justice Department filed criminal charges against Lafarge. (The company merged with the Swiss cement giant Holcim in the summer of 2015, not long after IS finally annexed the Jalabiya factory for itself.) Lafarge pleaded guilty to conspiring to provide material support to terrorist groups ā the first successful criminal prosecution of any company on this charge in the US. In the autumn of 2022, the Justice Department fined Lafarge $778m. One prosecutor described Lafargeās acts as a āstaggering crimeā. The penalty threw open the doors to still more legal trouble. A group of more than 800 Yazidis, represented by Amal Clooney and other lawyers in the US, isĀ suing LafargeĀ for its aid to IS, which murdered, kidnapped and raped thousands of members of this religious minority group in northern Iraq. Others who have suffered ISās violence have filed separate lawsuits, including US journalists, aid workers, military service members and their families. āNone of the $778m fine imposed by the Justice Department went to any of the victims,ā a lawyer in one of these suits told me. āAnd this is a deep-pocketed defendant ā not a random front company for al-Qaida.ā These are civil cases, though, so even if Lafarge loses them, the consequences will be all too familiar. A corporation pays an affordable sum in damages. The court issues a stern scolding. Onward to business as usual.
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Fintech bullies stole your kidās lunchĀ money
I'm coming to DEFCON! On Aug 9, I'm emceeing the EFF POKER TOURNAMENT (noon at the Horseshoe Poker Room), and appearing on the BRICKED AND ABANDONED panel (5PM, LVCCā-āL1ā-āHW1ā11ā01). On Aug 10, I'm giving a keynote called "DISENSHITTIFY OR DIE! How hackers can seize the means of computation and build a new, good internet that is hardened against our asshole bosses' insatiable horniness for enshittification" (noon, LVCCā-āL1ā-āHW1ā11ā01).
Three companies control the market for school lunch payments. They take as much as 60 cents out of every dollar poor kids' parents put into the system to the tune of $100m/year. They're literally stealing poor kids' lunch money.
In its latest report, the Consumer Finance Protection Bureau describes this scam in eye-watering, blood-boiling detail:
https://files.consumerfinance.gov/f/documents/cfpb_costs-of-electronic-payment-in-k-12-schools-issue-spotlight_2024-07.pdf
The report samples 16.7m K-12 students in 25k schools. It finds that schools are racing to go cashless, with 87% contracting with payment processors to handle cafeteria transactions. Three processors dominate the sector: Myschoolbucks, SchoolcafƩ, and Linq Connect.
These aren't credit card processors (most students don't have credit cards). Instead, they let kids set up an account, like a prison commissary account, that their families load up with cash. And, as with prison commissary accounts, every time a loved one adds cash to the account, the processor takes a giant whack out of them with junk fees:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/14/minnesota-nice/#shitty-technology-adoption-curve
If you're the parent of a kid who is eligible for a reduced-price lunch (that is, if you are poor), then about 60% of the money you put into your kid's account is gobbled up by these payment processors in service charges.
It's expensive to be poor, and this is no exception. If your kid doesn't qualify for the lunch subsidy, you're only paying about 8% in service charges (which is still triple the rate charged by credit card companies for payment processing).
The disparity is down to how these charges are calculated. The payment processors charge a flat fee for every top-up, and poor families can't afford to minimize these fees by making a single payment at the start of the year or semester. Instead, they pay small sums every payday, meaning they pay the fee twice per month (or even more frequently).
Not only is the sector concentrated into three companies, neither school districts nor parents have any meaningful way to shop around. For school districts, payment processing is usually bundled in with other school services, like student data management and HR data handling. For parents, there's no way to choose a different payment processor ā you have to go with the one the school district has chosen.
This is all illegal. The USDA ā which provides and regulates ā the reduced cost lunch program, bans schools from charging fees to receive its meals. Under USDA regs, schools must allow kids to pay cash, or to top up their accounts with cash at the school, without any fees. The USDA has repeatedly (2014, 2017) published these rules.
Despite this, many schools refuse to handle cash, citing safety and security, and even when schools do accept cash or checks, they often fail to advertise this fact.
The USDA also requires schools to publish the fees charged by processors, but most of the districts in the study violate this requirement. Where schools do publish fees, we see a per-transaction charge of up to $3.25 for an ACH transfer that costs $0.26-0.50, or 4.58% for a debit/credit-card transaction that costs 1.5%. On top of this, many payment processors charge a one-time fee to enroll a student in the program and "convenience fees" to transfer funds between siblings' accounts. They also set maximum fees that make it hard to avoid paying multiple charges through the year.
These are classic junk fees. As Matt Stoller puts it: "'Convenience fees' that aren't convenient and 'service fees' without any service." Another way in which these fit the definition of junk fees: they are calculated at the end of the transaction, and not advertised up front.
Like all junk fee companies, school payment processors make it extremely hard to cancel an automatic recurring payment, and have innumerable hurdles to getting a refund, which takes an age to arrive.
Now, there are many agencies that could have compiled this report (the USDA, for one), and it could just as easily have come from an academic or a journalist. But it didn't ā it came from the CFPB, and that matters, because the CFPB has the means, motive and opportunity to do something about this.
The CFPB has emerged as a powerhouse of a regulator, doing things that materially and profoundly benefit average Americans. During the lockdowns, they were the ones who took on scumbag landlords who violated the ban on evictions:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/04/20/euthanize-rentier-enablers/#cfpb
They went after "Earned Wage Access" programs where your boss colludes with payday lenders to trap you in debt at 300% APR:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/05/01/usury/#tech-exceptionalism
They are forcing the banks to let you move your account (along with all your payment history, stored payees, automatic payments, etc) with one click ā and they're standing up a site that will analyze your account data and tell you which bank will give you the best deal:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/10/21/let-my-dollars-go/#personal-financial-data-rights
They're going after "buy now, pay later" companies that flout borrower protection rules, making a rogues' gallery of repeat corporate criminals, banning fine-print gotcha clauses, and they're doing it all in the wake of a 7-2 Supreme Court decision that affirmed their power to do so:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/06/10/getting-things-done/#deliverism
The CFPB can ā and will ā do something to protect America's poorest parents from having $100m of their kids' lunch money stolen by three giant fintech companies. But whether they'll continue to do so under a Kamala Harris administration is an open question. While Harris has repeatedly talked up the ways that Biden's CFPB, the DOJ Antitrust Division, and FTC have gone after corporate abuses, some of her largest donors are demanding that her administration fire the heads of these agencies and crush their agenda:
https://prospect.org/power/2024-07-26-corporate-wishcasting-attack-lina-khan/
Tens of millions of dollars have been donated to Harris' campaign and PACs that support her by billionaires like Reid Hoffman, who says that FTC Chair Lina Khan is "waging war on American business":
https://prospect.org/power/2024-07-26-corporate-wishcasting-attack-lina-khan/
Some of the richest Democrat donors told the Financial Times that their donations were contingent on Harris firing Khan and that they'd been assured this would happen:
https://archive.is/k7tUY
This would be a disaster ā for America, and for Harris's election prospects ā and one hopes that Harris and her advisors know it. Writing in his "How Things Work" newsletter today, Hamilton Nolan makes the case that labor unions should publicly declare that they support the FTC, the CFPB and the DOJ's antitrust efforts:
https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/unions-and-antitrust-are-peanut-butter
Donāt want huge companies and their idiot billionaire bosses to run the world? Break them up, and unionize them. Itās the best program we have.
Perhaps you've heard that antitrust is anti-worker. It's true that antitrust law has been used to attack labor organizing, but that has always been in spite of the letter of the law. Indeed, the legislative history of US antitrust law is Congress repeatedly passing law after law explaining that antitrust "aims at dollars, not men":
https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/14/aiming-at-dollars/#not-men
The Democrats need to be more than The Party of Not Trump. To succeed ā as a party and as a force for a future for Americans ā they have to be the party that defends us ā workers, parents, kids and retirees alike ā from corporate predation.
Support me this summer on the Clarion Write-A-Thon and help raise money for the Clarion Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers' Workshop!
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/07/26/taanstafl/#stay-hungry
Image: Cryteria (modified) https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:HAL9000.svg
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#pluralistic#fintech#ed-tech#finance#usury#payment processing#chokepoints#corruption#monopoly#cfpb#consumer finance protection bureau
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random thought but bsd yokohama is the most dangerous place bc it has Chuuya. but itās also the safest place bc it has Chuuya if u know what I mean
#enas.txt#bungou stray dogs#nakahara chuuya#bsd#like imagine random bsd yokohama citizen post-dead apple like ty for protecting the city CHUUYA š«”#but I also just put a down payment on my condo and now itās gone#Iām alive but at what cost (my life savings)
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Day 2 of hayffie week is canon divergence so here have a VERY old prompt (writing dates back from august 2021 if you can believe it) that almost died in the hoard.
AU after thg, no rebellion, no Catching Fire, the kids mentor
Prompt : I'm not sure if you're currently receiving prompts, but if you are, there's a bit from chapter 90 of HADS: āThat wasnāt very proper. She should have helped Katniss back to bed and kept up the pretense of the oblivious and daft escort. That was what Haymitch had told her to do and that was probably the safest way to go about this. It would have been different if those Games had been normal. She would have been able to be a little more herself with Peeta and Katniss, not escort Effie Trinket but just Effieā¦ Perhaps they would have liked her more then.ā My prompt is that this scenario happens. That as mentors, Katniss and Peeta slowly catch glimpses of who Effie really is, and start realising that her oblivious and daft escort act is just that- an act.
The Price Of Hope
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āI just donāt get why we donāt ask Cinna toā¦ā Katniss insisted ā for what must have been the fiftieth time since she had been told on the train that Cinna and Portia would not be their stylists this year.
And for the fiftieth time, Effie took a deep breath and tried to remind herself to be patient. This was the childrenās first year of mentoring, the Quell was stressful enough as it was with the age range lowered to seven and them having a ten year-old on their hands ā not that she was complaining, because of the volunteering ban placed on the Quell, One had two eight year-old and Seven had a seven year-old and a nine year old ā and there was too much to do, too much to teach to let one grate on oneās nerves.
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#hayffie#effie trinket#haymitch abernathy#prompt#hayffieweek24#thg canon au#protective effie#hbic effie#protective haymitch#coconuts friends#payment in nature#pep talk#the kids#the victors gang#finnick#chaff#jo
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FAMILY TITLES AMONG THE HILL TRIBES
(ft. various linguistic notes and tangents)
In-universe Brakulās self-given title of āRed-Dogā is Brakul 'ne-Dainh' in his native language (Bict-Urbinnas dialect of the Highland language group) and Brakul 'Chin-Reyla' in Wardi. Ne-Dainh/Chin-Reyla is not something he treats as or considers an actual surname or identity, just a self-styled nickname. He already has a title.
Family names/surnames are not a native practice among the Hill Tribes (though some clans or individual families have adopted this practice), and all traditionally use titles that designate immediate ancestry, clan and tribe. These full titles are officially given when one comes of age and are spoken aloud in ceremony (with the entire direct male and female lines listed by name, with most traditions expecting 12 generations of each being named).
The function is to cement oneās sense of place in the world, and their place in a direct ancestral line, which puts the person under the full watch and guidance of their ancestors. It's also a critical method of recording lineage- the long held practice of each person memorizing at least 24 total direct ancestors allows for very long, largely accurate records of family history to be kept, with some people able to trace their ancestry all the way back to initial settlement of the Highlands (or even beyond).
Brakulās full title is:
āBrakul virsum Kuligan et Borunil an Briyonis ne-Taig an Bict-Urbinnasā
Which dead literally translates to āBrakul son of Kuligan and Borunil of the Foothills (of) Red-Cattle, of the North (Urbin/Erubin) River Valleyā but has a much richer meaning in the original language.
"BRAKUL VIRSUM KULIGAN ET BORUNIL"
The actual meaning here is closer to āBrakul, son of Kuligan and his fatherās fathers, and Borunil and her motherās mothersā.
āVirsumā means āchild (son/daughter) ofā (the gender is contextual), but implies the personās status as a descendant of a full male and female line of ancestors. A different word is used if youāre just saying āIām so and soās sonā. The title describes him as a son of his father Kuligan and of Kuliganās male line, and of his mother Borunil and Borunil's female line.
All ancestors (within this particular system of kinship, divided into one direct male line from the father and one direct female line from the mother, and not including husbands from the female line or wives from the male line) are invoked and credited with the word āvirsumā. Speaking it as part of the personal title is part of the routine and necessary honoring of oneās ancestors, who watch over their descendants from the afterlife and can temporarily return to the land to guide and protect (and sometimes punish, or teach sharp lessons to) the living.
"AN BRIYONIS NE-TAIG"
The actual meaning here would be understood as āclan/people of the foothills where cattle are lit red by the setting sun'.
āBriyonisā is the word for āfoothillā, citing his clanās specific location being the foothills that form the slopes of the north Urbin river valley. He is of a lesser clan within the powerful North Urbin River tribe. His clan benefits from close affiliation to their more powerful ruling clans located directly in the river valley, which grants them access to a greater variety of cultivated foods, but their actual position in the foothills still renders them predominantly reliant on cattle for subsistence. Clan names referencing cattle or horses are very common, given their frequent centrality to life.
The āne-Taigā literally means āred cattleā, but the āneā color word for red specifically invokes shades of red seen in and cast by a rising/setting sun. This red cast is culturally regarded as a unique beauty and evocative (and part of the name) of the solar god Hraighne. The foothills his clan is physically located on are a vantage point from which the western horizon is not fully obscured by mountains, and they experience very striking sunsets and are directly touched by the light. This is fairly unique to this location, and is invoked in the clan name and identity. āNe-Taigā here suggests a visual of grazing cattle illuminated red by the sun as it crosses the horizon.
āNe-Dainhā carries the same implication, a dog illuminated red by setting sunlight. The Wardi language does not have a comparable word for a sunlit red and āChin-Reylaā really does just mean ā(orangeish) red dogā (āreylaā is specific to orangey-red colors, which is the closest match he could get. Thereās no way to impart the meaning of āsunlit-red dogā in Wardi that is non-clunky enough to be appropriate for a name).
"AN BICT-URBINNAS"
āan Bict-Urbinnasā is fairly simple, Bict means ānorthā, and 'Urbin' is the name of the specific river that stems from a northern and eastern tributary. This river has a very ancient name (or a derivative of one) that predates settlement by the Hill Tribes, and its exact meaning is lost.
The root -(n)nas designates a river valley, but has strong implications of being an esteemed and bountiful place, rather than solely a literal geographical descriptor (as the river valleys are centers of power and trade in the highlands). It may be a loanword from the Wardi language family, as its usage is VERY similar in form and function to the Wardi -(n)nos, which also suggests a place of esteem and bounty (more specifically having connotations of a kingdom).
āAnā literally means āofā, but in the specific sense of describing the place and identity of a collection of people. āan Bict Urbinnasā would be understood in speech as āof the north Urbin River Valley (people)ā. The clans historically settled in and around the valley of the North Urbin River form the totality of the Bict-Urbinnas tribe.
The āUrbinā word predates the contemporary Wardi name āErubinā for the river, the latter of which invokes the semi-mythological founding figure Erub, who himself was of a Wardi tribe located downriver to the south of the Highlands. The real historically extant āErubā was most likely named Urub after the river, with his cited name shifting over the centuries in folklore, and the Wardi name for the river shifting with it.
āErubinā as a corruption of āUrbinā functions very well in Wardi language due to ā-bi/binā denoting something as a āgiftā, usually in a more metaphorical sense. āErubinā is understood as meaning ā(The river that is) Erubās giftā, and the Erubin/Urbin river is a key tributary to the much larger Black river, one of the key rivers that feeds the region's wetter and more fertile west. This 'gift' meaning also occurs in the name of the southeastern Imperial Wardi city-state Erubinnos, which is understood as meaning ā((The kingdom that is) Erubās giftā. He is considered to have conquered and taken the land (from the core city's actual founders, the Wogan people) and established a kingdom there in the early days of warring Wardi tribal monarchies.
#Just dropping this randomly because it's a pretty complete lore dump in my notes app#Family names are a big fucking deal in the Wardi cultural sphere and not having one is associated with being a bastard or otherwise#displaced or unwanted. If pressed Brakul either fully lies and says 'ne-Dainh' (which will just come off as 'oh it's some foreign name')#Or lists his actual title (not a family name but equally important). Sometimes listing all 24 generations if he's particularly annoyed.#It's only strictly necessary to memorize 12 ancestors in each line but it's considered good practice to be able#to cite associated non-direct ancestor husbands/wives/siblings/etc. That's where the tattoos as a mnemonic device comes in#It's easy to memorize 24 ancestors but very difficult to memorize 24 ancestors and at least some of their family members#And remembering and honoring the dead by name is of great importance- both puts you under the protection of more#ancestors (including non-direct ones) and ensures the dead's status in the afterlife is secure (it's believed that fully forgotten#dead leave the celestial fields and can no longer directly intercede with the living- though with some additional nuances to what#constitutes being fully forgotten)#Venerating and remembering the dead is a huge focus of cultural practice and additional methods are used to safeguard#ancestors (and other honored dead without descendants) whose names have been forgotten. There's one yearly holiday focused entirely on#the nameless dead where they are invoked and honored via little straw dolls that are burnt in bonfires high in the mountains so the#smoke is sent up to the Fields. It takes weeks of preparation and tens (maybe hundreds idk I'm bad with scale) of thousands of#dolls will be made each year across the Highlands for this purpose. Honoring them with effigy even without name is usually#considered enough to safeguard their afterlife for at least another year.#Also yeah kinship systems among the Hill Tribes (and very similarly among the Finns) follow a male line/female line system#Only father's father's fathers (...) and mother's mother's mothers (...) are considered direct ancestors (though all four grandparents#are sometimes honored as ancestors even if only two are considered DIRECT ancestral kin- this tradition varies)#Inheritance systems are somewhat matrilineal given that a wife is considered the owner and arbiter of property and a husband is#its protector and active manager. If a man and woman from different clans (or tribes) marry any children will be considered to be of#the clan/tribe of whichever spouse does NOT relocate in marriage.#Whether the husband moves in with the wife or the wife moves in with the husband is dependent on an arbitration process#and the husband (and his family) being able to provide a bride price (which is somewhat of a payment for the land/property#the wife's mother will be passing down to the new husband's management should he move in- and displays his ability to care#for and provide valued assets. A man who can provide a bride price tends to receive greater respect)#This is most commonly going to be livestock (and almost ubiquitously includes a single cattle to be butchered for the wedding feast)#But can include other valuables or assets like land or grain/seeds or etc. There is no intra-Highlands monetary system and the internal#economy is built on trade. So Imperial Wardi currency is mostly useless but is sometimes given in marriages between clans with strong
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Au with Book!Toothless as a night fury instead of a Sea Dragon.
only his appearance is changed other then that heās still the same spoiled baby we all love^^
- added points for being a good protector against bulliesXD
#httyd books#book!hiccup#book toothless#night fury#Toothless takes Mackerel as payment for protecting Hiccup against snotlout#has teeth but rarely uses them#becomes big enough for hiccup to ride by 10th book#but no one can replace windwalker
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CFPB Imposes $95 Million Fine on Large Credit Union for Overdraft Fee Practices
On November 7, 2024, the CFPBĀ orderedĀ one of the largest credit unions in the nation to pay over $95 million for its practices related to the imposition of overdraft fees.Ā The enforcement action addresses practices from 2017 to 2022 where the credit union charged overdraft fees on transactions that appeared to have sufficient funds, affecting consumers including those in the military community,ā¦
#abusive acts#CFPB#civil penalty#Consumer Financial Protection Bureau#credit unions#deceptive practices#Enforcement Action#Junk Fees#overdraft fees#peer-to-peer payment networks#sufficient balance#transactions#unfair practices
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im thinking of opening c0mmissions when i get paypal, do you guys have any tips? im thinking of opening a ko-fi page to simplify things and also have cashapp in case someone prefers it
#i think i have a pretty good plan against chargeback scams#by asking for a confirmation email with the email the client uses for paypal#and sending an extra copy of the final product back by email#i think this is very solid proof in case i get scammed#what do you think?#(ps: cashapp doesn't have buyer/seller protection so i only have to worry with paypal payments)
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I don't rly mind hand-wavy bs to make the flashback era nice. I'm actually MORE annoyed by fix-its that try to make some characters better people and correct all the issues that led to nightless in the first place bc it's like the author thinks they can outsmart the situation and ummm you can't! point A was always going to lead to point D! otherwise the characters wouldn't be who they are and the political and social setting simply wouldn't matter! but if it's a silly canon divergence where nothing is rly explained that's fine ajehdjs
#would wwx and lwj have gotten together post-ss? in wwx's frame of mind very unlikely#too defensive and secretive. and he also probably thought he was gonna die soon#but eh. if they write it well it can be fun#it just annoys me when authors try to game the system like ohhh all nhs had to do was show nmj they were just old peasants!#all lxc had to do was LOOK! bc it implies it came down to the personal feelings of individuals#when it was more like. the corruption of leaders AND the force of many many cultivators#scapegoating wwx and calling for a payment of blood debts#there was no situation where all the leaders just Decided to protect the wens out of the goodness of their hearts#jc absolutely wouldn't have. nhs had no stake. nmj had a blood fued. jgs was pulling strings bc he wanted wwx's power#lxc intentionally trusted jgy and didn't look too closely and lwj's somewhat meager efforts were steamrolled by his elders#anyway the best case scenario was the wens splitting off and changing their names and hiding in various towns they wouldn't be recognized#but that's not as fun ig bc I've never seen it#ficblogging
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#us politics#2022#twitter#tweet#republicans#conservatives#gop#prager u#dennis prager#ppp loan#payment protection program#student loan debt#student loan forgiveness#studen loans#cancel student debt#student debt#debt forgiveness#student debt forgiveness#nina turner#libertarians be like#conservatives be like#republicans be like#lolbertarians#libertarians
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š¶ - What kind of music does your muse listen to? Do they have a favorite genre? Do you think the aux cord would be taken away from them?
i know in my heart rinz is a breakcore fan or at least the grid version of breakcore specifically the album from rotting fantasylands by neroās day at disneyland type shit but i donāt think heād like the songs with more prominent vocals just b/c i donāt think heād vibe w it
i do 1000000% believe heād have the aux cord taken away in SECONDS if he ever played it around other ppl tho
#ooc#asks#totally NOT self projection b/c i love ndadšš#IKKKK he fws no money down low monthly payments#and child protective services + action winter journey#ik they have weird song names just heart me out
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Long live payment plans. Sucks that they add to the total sum but also this is the only way my poor ass can afford anything that's not like, immediately relevant to my survival.
#layne.txt#ordered a combination backpack/saddlebag and also a protective cover for my new bike#i'm planning to use this a ton so it's a smart investment but also this was 90 bucks and that sucked. 12 month payment plan ftw
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What's Aubree's coolest story about how she got one of her scars? (Besides the one she doesn't talk about)
"Although, really it's a bit of a stupid story if I'm being honest, but the scar's cool as hell and that counts for something, yeah?
āIt was one of my first jobs with a trade caravan, just as an extra pair of hands-- green as I was, they wouldnāt have hired someone like me as an armed guard even if Iād thought to offer back then, but itās easy enough to prove I can haul shit around, and not a lot of folks are keen to take the pass north of Stormridge in any case so they were happy for the extra help.
"We were five days into the Wildcrest Mountains-- about halfway through. It was just starting to get into nightfall, and we were trying to push through to a sheltered spot one of the guards knew was a little ways ahead to camp for the night, when we heard the howlin up in the ridges, and comin down toward us.
"Now, we get wolves out in Crickhollow, sometimes; usually just one by itself skulkin round the pastures, and if they can catch em in time it mostly only takes a few dogs to run em off back where they came. Weād spotted some goblin scouts makin eyes at the caravan a few days earlier and spooked em away easy enough with a bit of barkin of our own, so when we heard the wolves I figured I knew what we were in for. But let me tell you: wolves in the mountains are different than the ones you get round halfling country. Itās cold, and hard, and it makes em strong, and it makes em hungry.
"We had six armed guards with us, proper kitted with swords and shields and all, and of course I was out there with Corker, hangin back a bit just not to get underfoot of em. They were spreadin out to circle the wagons, but the wolves had the jump on us and came leapin out the dark before we were ready. Biggest godsdamned things I ever saw! One slipped through and went straight for the horses, but I was ready for him-- hit him midair and sent him reelin away, and I figured thatād be the end of it for that one. Turned around and saw another one was lungin and snappin at one of the guards-- skinny lad called Derek-- and had him in a bad way; itād got him offbalance, and looked about to take him down. I was to em before I could even think-- well, what else could I have done? The wolf had got its teeth in him, but it didnāt see me coming-- I hauled off-- WHACK-- cracked him square in the face, must have damn near caved his skull in! Just as he was getting his bearings, and I was pulling back for another swing-- the bloody bastard Iād clipped earlier came in from behind and sank every damn one of his teeth into me, and dragged me to the ground.
"Well, Derek managed to get his feet under him in time to stop the other one from jumpin in and tearin my damn guts out, but only just. The one that had me by the shoulder had a death grip on me-- I was swinging Corker round like mad, but I couldnāt get any good blows in like that, on the ground and backwards and with only one arm. Still put in a fair fight, for all that-- I was snarlin like a beast myself, grabbin for its face with my left hand best I could. Then suddenly he dropped me, yowling somethin awful. Another guard, big fella called Radimir, saw him layin into me and ran him straight through. Good thing, too! If Iād been alone out there that would have been it for me. Stupid way to learn not to put your back to a wolf, but itās always better to have friends to back you up anyway. Especially when youāve got more muscles than good sense, haha!
"Anyway, the rest of the pack did take off after seeing we could put up more fight than they wanted-- theyāre tough, not stupid. No one was hurt except a couple of the fighters and myself, and we made it to the outpost just fine. I hadnāt really imagined Iād be spendin my first couple weeks in Pelora laid up all in bandages with a broken collar, but hey, it gave me a good story for breakin ice at taverns. Bit more impressive to talk about than this-- [she points to one mark among many on her arms, brown with age]-- that I got trying to help with the bakin when I was sixā¦"
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#halfling#fighter#'this will be better if I answer as Aubree telling the story herself rather than me giving a tl;dr'#-- me- a fool- as if I haven't spent the last three years shedding brain cells and forgetting how to write#things she doesn't add when she tells the story: by 'we get wolves in crickhollow' she just means crickhollow in general#her family are vintners; she'd never *personally* had to deal with wolves herself at all before this#once the wolf that had her on the ground let her go she was IMMEDIATELY back up on her feet and still swinging#he probably didn't need the assist at that point but she and Radimir actually killed that wolf together#and she was still on her feet and asking Derek if HE was alright when the blood loss caught up with her and she passed tf out#she made some 'that was stupid-- but goodhearted and brave' friends AND earned some 'what a fucking jackass' scorn that night#she couldn't help with unloading goods at the end of the journey and tried to refuse payment because of it#but they insisted because-- among other things-- she'd protected the horses and they would have been really up a creek if she hadn't#also she tends to handwave the cooking scars but if anyone seems interested she's actually really happy to talk about them!#THANK YOU FOR ASKING sorry it took me so long to answer!!#I already had this sketch! it was more done than I thought actually#my OCs#Aubree#ruins of creation#dungeons and doodles
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"To those woundering if I can't kill. What about saving my life?"
"Although they are aware of their limits too." :T
#illager cook#dead illager#zombie loves dead body to eat#skeleton just want a moving target#(they make good team)#hired gaurds#hired protection#bonus payment are the targets#XD#(mess with the shop owner you meet his gaurds >:3 )#misc the enchanter#the enchanted mistake#minecraft oc#minecraft
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#badtrigger#v ( cyberpunk 2077 ) .#c ( 2077-2079 ) .#(( super quick edit of bri's security crew post-firing from arasaka#instated to protect the gang's asset (i.e. protection racket victim) to continue her payments#it's nice we have fcs for these 3 good gangers#bri ends up trusting and caring about these guys sm ))
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