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thoughtlessarse Ā· 2 months ago
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The French cement giant started operating in Syria just before the civil war erupted. When Islamic State took over the region, Lafarge paid them protection money so it could keep trading. The consequences are still playing out Again and again, Bruno Pescheux made one point to his colleagues: no one must know what their company was up to. Secrecy was paramount. In 2013 and 2014, Pescheux ran the Syrian subsidiary of Lafarge SA, the French company that was then the worldā€™s biggest cement conglomerate. As a civil war caught and spread, the company struck a grim deal: to pay millions of dollars toĀ Islamic StateĀ (IS), the worldā€™s most notorious terrorist group, treating it as a strategic ally. These payments bought ISā€™s blessing so that Lafargeā€™s factory inĀ SyriaĀ could keep making and selling cement ā€“ even as its European executives left the country, its local employees got kidnapped, and bombs and gunfire tore up the region. Lafarge bought raw materials from IS-approved vendors, supplied IS with cement, and paid them to squeeze the competition ā€“ in this case, cement imports coming over the border from Turkey. In mob jargon, this was more than protection money; in MBA jargon, the company optimised for IS. The managers in Lafargeā€™s Syrian subsidiary knew all too well what they were doing, and they tried hard to hide it. Once, while referring to vehicle passes that IS issued Lafargeā€™s trucks, Pescheux emailed a go-between to say that ā€œthe name of Lafarge should never appear for obvious reasons in any document of this nature. Please use the words Cement Plant if you need but never the one of Lafarge.ļæ½ļæ½ At the time, the factory, in the town of Jalabiya, was one of more than 1,600 that Lafarge ran in 61 countries. But this was no distant outpost going rogue, unnoticed by headquarters. Executives in Lafargeā€™s offices in Paris were complicit in the relationship with IS, as dozens of internal emails and documents show. On such evidence of wilful collaboration with IS, the US Justice Department filed criminal charges against Lafarge. (The company merged with the Swiss cement giant Holcim in the summer of 2015, not long after IS finally annexed the Jalabiya factory for itself.) Lafarge pleaded guilty to conspiring to provide material support to terrorist groups ā€“ the first successful criminal prosecution of any company on this charge in the US. In the autumn of 2022, the Justice Department fined Lafarge $778m. One prosecutor described Lafargeā€™s acts as a ā€œstaggering crimeā€. The penalty threw open the doors to still more legal trouble. A group of more than 800 Yazidis, represented by Amal Clooney and other lawyers in the US, isĀ suing LafargeĀ for its aid to IS, which murdered, kidnapped and raped thousands of members of this religious minority group in northern Iraq. Others who have suffered ISā€™s violence have filed separate lawsuits, including US journalists, aid workers, military service members and their families. ā€œNone of the $778m fine imposed by the Justice Department went to any of the victims,ā€ a lawyer in one of these suits told me. ā€œAnd this is a deep-pocketed defendant ā€“ not a random front company for al-Qaida.ā€ These are civil cases, though, so even if Lafarge loses them, the consequences will be all too familiar. A corporation pays an affordable sum in damages. The court issues a stern scolding. Onward to business as usual.
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mostlysignssomeportents Ā· 4 months ago
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Fintech bullies stole your kidā€™s lunchĀ money
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Three companies control the market for school lunch payments. They take as much as 60 cents out of every dollar poor kids' parents put into the system to the tune of $100m/year. They're literally stealing poor kids' lunch money.
In its latest report, the Consumer Finance Protection Bureau describes this scam in eye-watering, blood-boiling detail:
https://files.consumerfinance.gov/f/documents/cfpb_costs-of-electronic-payment-in-k-12-schools-issue-spotlight_2024-07.pdf
The report samples 16.7m K-12 students in 25k schools. It finds that schools are racing to go cashless, with 87% contracting with payment processors to handle cafeteria transactions. Three processors dominate the sector: Myschoolbucks, SchoolcafƩ, and Linq Connect.
These aren't credit card processors (most students don't have credit cards). Instead, they let kids set up an account, like a prison commissary account, that their families load up with cash. And, as with prison commissary accounts, every time a loved one adds cash to the account, the processor takes a giant whack out of them with junk fees:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/14/minnesota-nice/#shitty-technology-adoption-curve
If you're the parent of a kid who is eligible for a reduced-price lunch (that is, if you are poor), then about 60% of the money you put into your kid's account is gobbled up by these payment processors in service charges.
It's expensive to be poor, and this is no exception. If your kid doesn't qualify for the lunch subsidy, you're only paying about 8% in service charges (which is still triple the rate charged by credit card companies for payment processing).
The disparity is down to how these charges are calculated. The payment processors charge a flat fee for every top-up, and poor families can't afford to minimize these fees by making a single payment at the start of the year or semester. Instead, they pay small sums every payday, meaning they pay the fee twice per month (or even more frequently).
Not only is the sector concentrated into three companies, neither school districts nor parents have any meaningful way to shop around. For school districts, payment processing is usually bundled in with other school services, like student data management and HR data handling. For parents, there's no way to choose a different payment processor ā€“ you have to go with the one the school district has chosen.
This is all illegal. The USDA ā€“ which provides and regulates ā€“ the reduced cost lunch program, bans schools from charging fees to receive its meals. Under USDA regs, schools must allow kids to pay cash, or to top up their accounts with cash at the school, without any fees. The USDA has repeatedly (2014, 2017) published these rules.
Despite this, many schools refuse to handle cash, citing safety and security, and even when schools do accept cash or checks, they often fail to advertise this fact.
The USDA also requires schools to publish the fees charged by processors, but most of the districts in the study violate this requirement. Where schools do publish fees, we see a per-transaction charge of up to $3.25 for an ACH transfer that costs $0.26-0.50, or 4.58% for a debit/credit-card transaction that costs 1.5%. On top of this, many payment processors charge a one-time fee to enroll a student in the program and "convenience fees" to transfer funds between siblings' accounts. They also set maximum fees that make it hard to avoid paying multiple charges through the year.
These are classic junk fees. As Matt Stoller puts it: "'Convenience fees' that aren't convenient and 'service fees' without any service." Another way in which these fit the definition of junk fees: they are calculated at the end of the transaction, and not advertised up front.
Like all junk fee companies, school payment processors make it extremely hard to cancel an automatic recurring payment, and have innumerable hurdles to getting a refund, which takes an age to arrive.
Now, there are many agencies that could have compiled this report (the USDA, for one), and it could just as easily have come from an academic or a journalist. But it didn't ā€“ it came from the CFPB, and that matters, because the CFPB has the means, motive and opportunity to do something about this.
The CFPB has emerged as a powerhouse of a regulator, doing things that materially and profoundly benefit average Americans. During the lockdowns, they were the ones who took on scumbag landlords who violated the ban on evictions:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/04/20/euthanize-rentier-enablers/#cfpb
They went after "Earned Wage Access" programs where your boss colludes with payday lenders to trap you in debt at 300% APR:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/05/01/usury/#tech-exceptionalism
They are forcing the banks to let you move your account (along with all your payment history, stored payees, automatic payments, etc) with one click ā€“ and they're standing up a site that will analyze your account data and tell you which bank will give you the best deal:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/10/21/let-my-dollars-go/#personal-financial-data-rights
They're going after "buy now, pay later" companies that flout borrower protection rules, making a rogues' gallery of repeat corporate criminals, banning fine-print gotcha clauses, and they're doing it all in the wake of a 7-2 Supreme Court decision that affirmed their power to do so:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/06/10/getting-things-done/#deliverism
The CFPB can ā€“ and will ā€“ do something to protect America's poorest parents from having $100m of their kids' lunch money stolen by three giant fintech companies. But whether they'll continue to do so under a Kamala Harris administration is an open question. While Harris has repeatedly talked up the ways that Biden's CFPB, the DOJ Antitrust Division, and FTC have gone after corporate abuses, some of her largest donors are demanding that her administration fire the heads of these agencies and crush their agenda:
https://prospect.org/power/2024-07-26-corporate-wishcasting-attack-lina-khan/
Tens of millions of dollars have been donated to Harris' campaign and PACs that support her by billionaires like Reid Hoffman, who says that FTC Chair Lina Khan is "waging war on American business":
https://prospect.org/power/2024-07-26-corporate-wishcasting-attack-lina-khan/
Some of the richest Democrat donors told the Financial Times that their donations were contingent on Harris firing Khan and that they'd been assured this would happen:
https://archive.is/k7tUY
This would be a disaster ā€“ for America, and for Harris's election prospects ā€“ and one hopes that Harris and her advisors know it. Writing in his "How Things Work" newsletter today, Hamilton Nolan makes the case that labor unions should publicly declare that they support the FTC, the CFPB and the DOJ's antitrust efforts:
https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/unions-and-antitrust-are-peanut-butter
Donā€™t want huge companies and their idiot billionaire bosses to run the world? Break them up, and unionize them. Itā€™s the best program we have.
Perhaps you've heard that antitrust is anti-worker. It's true that antitrust law has been used to attack labor organizing, but that has always been in spite of the letter of the law. Indeed, the legislative history of US antitrust law is Congress repeatedly passing law after law explaining that antitrust "aims at dollars, not men":
https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/14/aiming-at-dollars/#not-men
The Democrats need to be more than The Party of Not Trump. To succeed ā€“ as a party and as a force for a future for Americans ā€“ they have to be the party that defends us ā€“ workers, parents, kids and retirees alike ā€“ from corporate predation.
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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/07/26/taanstafl/#stay-hungry
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petitesmafia Ā· 5 months ago
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random thought but bsd yokohama is the most dangerous place bc it has Chuuya. but itā€™s also the safest place bc it has Chuuya if u know what I mean
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ellanainthetardis Ā· 26 days ago
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Day 2 of hayffie week is canon divergence so here have a VERY old prompt (writing dates back from august 2021 if you can believe it) that almost died in the hoard.
AU after thg, no rebellion, no Catching Fire, the kids mentor
Prompt : I'm not sure if you're currently receiving prompts, but if you are, there's a bit from chapter 90 of HADS: ā€œThat wasnā€™t very proper. She should have helped Katniss back to bed and kept up the pretense of the oblivious and daft escort. That was what Haymitch had told her to do and that was probably the safest way to go about this. It would have been different if those Games had been normal. She would have been able to be a little more herself with Peeta and Katniss, not escort Effie Trinket but just Effieā€¦ Perhaps they would have liked her more then.ā€ My prompt is that this scenario happens. That as mentors, Katniss and Peeta slowly catch glimpses of who Effie really is, and start realising that her oblivious and daft escort act is just that- an act.
The Price Of Hope
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ā€œI just donā€™t get why we donā€™t ask Cinna toā€¦ā€ Katniss insisted ā€“ for what must have been the fiftieth time since she had been told on the train that Cinna and Portia would not be their stylists this year.
And for the fiftieth time, Effie took a deep breath and tried to remind herself to be patient. This was the childrenā€™s first year of mentoring, the Quell was stressful enough as it was with the age range lowered to seven and them having a ten year-old on their hands ā€“ not that she was complaining, because of the volunteering ban placed on the Quell, One had two eight year-old and Seven had a seven year-old and a nine year old ā€“ and there was too much to do, too much to teach to let one grate on oneā€™s nerves.
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serpentface Ā· 4 months ago
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FAMILY TITLES AMONG THE HILL TRIBES
(ft. various linguistic notes and tangents)
In-universe Brakulā€™s self-given title of ā€˜Red-Dogā€™ is Brakul 'ne-Dainh' in his native language (Bict-Urbinnas dialect of the Highland language group) and Brakul 'Chin-Reyla' in Wardi. Ne-Dainh/Chin-Reyla is not something he treats as or considers an actual surname or identity, just a self-styled nickname. He already has a title.
Family names/surnames are not a native practice among the Hill Tribes (though some clans or individual families have adopted this practice), and all traditionally use titles that designate immediate ancestry, clan and tribe. These full titles are officially given when one comes of age and are spoken aloud in ceremony (with the entire direct male and female lines listed by name, with most traditions expecting 12 generations of each being named).
The function is to cement oneā€™s sense of place in the world, and their place in a direct ancestral line, which puts the person under the full watch and guidance of their ancestors. It's also a critical method of recording lineage- the long held practice of each person memorizing at least 24 total direct ancestors allows for very long, largely accurate records of family history to be kept, with some people able to trace their ancestry all the way back to initial settlement of the Highlands (or even beyond).
Brakulā€™s full title is:
ā€œBrakul virsum Kuligan et Borunil an Briyonis ne-Taig an Bict-Urbinnasā€
Which dead literally translates to ā€œBrakul son of Kuligan and Borunil of the Foothills (of) Red-Cattle, of the North (Urbin/Erubin) River Valleyā€ but has a much richer meaning in the original language.
"BRAKUL VIRSUM KULIGAN ET BORUNIL"
The actual meaning here is closer to ā€˜Brakul, son of Kuligan and his fatherā€™s fathers, and Borunil and her motherā€™s mothersā€™.
ā€œVirsumā€ means ā€˜child (son/daughter) ofā€™ (the gender is contextual), but implies the personā€™s status as a descendant of a full male and female line of ancestors. A different word is used if youā€™re just saying ā€˜Iā€™m so and soā€™s sonā€. The title describes him as a son of his father Kuligan and of Kuliganā€™s male line, and of his mother Borunil and Borunil's female line.
All ancestors (within this particular system of kinship, divided into one direct male line from the father and one direct female line from the mother, and not including husbands from the female line or wives from the male line) are invoked and credited with the word ā€˜virsumā€™. Speaking it as part of the personal title is part of the routine and necessary honoring of oneā€™s ancestors, who watch over their descendants from the afterlife and can temporarily return to the land to guide and protect (and sometimes punish, or teach sharp lessons to) the living.
"AN BRIYONIS NE-TAIG"
The actual meaning here would be understood as ā€˜clan/people of the foothills where cattle are lit red by the setting sun'.
ā€˜Briyonisā€™ is the word for ā€˜foothillā€™, citing his clanā€™s specific location being the foothills that form the slopes of the north Urbin river valley. He is of a lesser clan within the powerful North Urbin River tribe. His clan benefits from close affiliation to their more powerful ruling clans located directly in the river valley, which grants them access to a greater variety of cultivated foods, but their actual position in the foothills still renders them predominantly reliant on cattle for subsistence. Clan names referencing cattle or horses are very common, given their frequent centrality to life.
The ā€˜ne-Taigā€™ literally means ā€˜red cattleā€™, but the ā€˜neā€™ color word for red specifically invokes shades of red seen in and cast by a rising/setting sun. This red cast is culturally regarded as a unique beauty and evocative (and part of the name) of the solar god Hraighne. The foothills his clan is physically located on are a vantage point from which the western horizon is not fully obscured by mountains, and they experience very striking sunsets and are directly touched by the light. This is fairly unique to this location, and is invoked in the clan name and identity. ā€˜Ne-Taigā€™ here suggests a visual of grazing cattle illuminated red by the sun as it crosses the horizon.
ā€˜Ne-Dainhā€™ carries the same implication, a dog illuminated red by setting sunlight. The Wardi language does not have a comparable word for a sunlit red and ā€˜Chin-Reylaā€™ really does just mean ā€˜(orangeish) red dogā€™ (ā€˜reylaā€™ is specific to orangey-red colors, which is the closest match he could get. Thereā€™s no way to impart the meaning of ā€˜sunlit-red dogā€™ in Wardi that is non-clunky enough to be appropriate for a name).
"AN BICT-URBINNAS"
ā€˜an Bict-Urbinnasā€™ is fairly simple, Bict means ā€˜northā€™, and 'Urbin' is the name of the specific river that stems from a northern and eastern tributary. This river has a very ancient name (or a derivative of one) that predates settlement by the Hill Tribes, and its exact meaning is lost.
The root -(n)nas designates a river valley, but has strong implications of being an esteemed and bountiful place, rather than solely a literal geographical descriptor (as the river valleys are centers of power and trade in the highlands). It may be a loanword from the Wardi language family, as its usage is VERY similar in form and function to the Wardi -(n)nos, which also suggests a place of esteem and bounty (more specifically having connotations of a kingdom).
ā€™Anā€™ literally means ā€˜ofā€™, but in the specific sense of describing the place and identity of a collection of people. ā€˜an Bict Urbinnasā€™ would be understood in speech as ā€˜of the north Urbin River Valley (people)ā€™. The clans historically settled in and around the valley of the North Urbin River form the totality of the Bict-Urbinnas tribe.
The ā€˜Urbinā€™ word predates the contemporary Wardi name ā€˜Erubinā€™ for the river, the latter of which invokes the semi-mythological founding figure Erub, who himself was of a Wardi tribe located downriver to the south of the Highlands. The real historically extant ā€˜Erubā€™ was most likely named Urub after the river, with his cited name shifting over the centuries in folklore, and the Wardi name for the river shifting with it.
ā€˜Erubinā€™ as a corruption of ā€˜Urbinā€™ functions very well in Wardi language due to ā€˜-bi/binā€™ denoting something as a ā€˜giftā€™, usually in a more metaphorical sense. ā€˜Erubinā€™ is understood as meaning ā€˜(The river that is) Erubā€™s giftā€™, and the Erubin/Urbin river is a key tributary to the much larger Black river, one of the key rivers that feeds the region's wetter and more fertile west. This 'gift' meaning also occurs in the name of the southeastern Imperial Wardi city-state Erubinnos, which is understood as meaning ā€™((The kingdom that is) Erubā€™s giftā€™. He is considered to have conquered and taken the land (from the core city's actual founders, the Wogan people) and established a kingdom there in the early days of warring Wardi tribal monarchies.
#Just dropping this randomly because it's a pretty complete lore dump in my notes app#Family names are a big fucking deal in the Wardi cultural sphere and not having one is associated with being a bastard or otherwise#displaced or unwanted. If pressed Brakul either fully lies and says 'ne-Dainh' (which will just come off as 'oh it's some foreign name')#Or lists his actual title (not a family name but equally important). Sometimes listing all 24 generations if he's particularly annoyed.#It's only strictly necessary to memorize 12 ancestors in each line but it's considered good practice to be able#to cite associated non-direct ancestor husbands/wives/siblings/etc. That's where the tattoos as a mnemonic device comes in#It's easy to memorize 24 ancestors but very difficult to memorize 24 ancestors and at least some of their family members#And remembering and honoring the dead by name is of great importance- both puts you under the protection of more#ancestors (including non-direct ones) and ensures the dead's status in the afterlife is secure (it's believed that fully forgotten#dead leave the celestial fields and can no longer directly intercede with the living- though with some additional nuances to what#constitutes being fully forgotten)#Venerating and remembering the dead is a huge focus of cultural practice and additional methods are used to safeguard#ancestors (and other honored dead without descendants) whose names have been forgotten. There's one yearly holiday focused entirely on#the nameless dead where they are invoked and honored via little straw dolls that are burnt in bonfires high in the mountains so the#smoke is sent up to the Fields. It takes weeks of preparation and tens (maybe hundreds idk I'm bad with scale) of thousands of#dolls will be made each year across the Highlands for this purpose. Honoring them with effigy even without name is usually#considered enough to safeguard their afterlife for at least another year.#Also yeah kinship systems among the Hill Tribes (and very similarly among the Finns) follow a male line/female line system#Only father's father's fathers (...) and mother's mother's mothers (...) are considered direct ancestors (though all four grandparents#are sometimes honored as ancestors even if only two are considered DIRECT ancestral kin- this tradition varies)#Inheritance systems are somewhat matrilineal given that a wife is considered the owner and arbiter of property and a husband is#its protector and active manager. If a man and woman from different clans (or tribes) marry any children will be considered to be of#the clan/tribe of whichever spouse does NOT relocate in marriage.#Whether the husband moves in with the wife or the wife moves in with the husband is dependent on an arbitration process#and the husband (and his family) being able to provide a bride price (which is somewhat of a payment for the land/property#the wife's mother will be passing down to the new husband's management should he move in- and displays his ability to care#for and provide valued assets. A man who can provide a bride price tends to receive greater respect)#This is most commonly going to be livestock (and almost ubiquitously includes a single cattle to be butchered for the wedding feast)#But can include other valuables or assets like land or grain/seeds or etc. There is no intra-Highlands monetary system and the internal#economy is built on trade. So Imperial Wardi currency is mostly useless but is sometimes given in marriages between clans with strong
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rinaestel Ā· 2 years ago
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Au with Book!Toothless as a night fury instead of a Sea Dragon.
only his appearance is changed other then that heā€™s still the same spoiled baby we all love^^
- added points for being a good protector against bulliesXD
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techtow Ā· 3 months ago
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nationallawreview Ā· 5 days ago
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CFPB Imposes $95 Million Fine on Large Credit Union for Overdraft Fee Practices
On November 7, 2024, the CFPBĀ orderedĀ one of the largest credit unions in the nation to pay over $95 million for its practices related to the imposition of overdraft fees.Ā The enforcement action addresses practices from 2017 to 2022 where the credit union charged overdraft fees on transactions that appeared to have sufficient funds, affecting consumers including those in the military community,ā€¦
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bauhausdog Ā· 8 months ago
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im thinking of opening c0mmissions when i get paypal, do you guys have any tips? im thinking of opening a ko-fi page to simplify things and also have cashapp in case someone prefers it
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llycaons Ā· 6 months ago
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I don't rly mind hand-wavy bs to make the flashback era nice. I'm actually MORE annoyed by fix-its that try to make some characters better people and correct all the issues that led to nightless in the first place bc it's like the author thinks they can outsmart the situation and ummm you can't! point A was always going to lead to point D! otherwise the characters wouldn't be who they are and the political and social setting simply wouldn't matter! but if it's a silly canon divergence where nothing is rly explained that's fine ajehdjs
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dontmean2bepoliticalbut Ā· 2 years ago
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riinzler Ā· 1 year ago
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šŸŽ¶ - What kind of music does your muse listen to? Do they have a favorite genre? Do you think the aux cord would be taken away from them?
i know in my heart rinz is a breakcore fan or at least the grid version of breakcore specifically the album from rotting fantasylands by neroā€™s day at disneyland type shit but i donā€™t think heā€™d like the songs with more prominent vocals just b/c i donā€™t think heā€™d vibe w it
i do 1000000% believe heā€™d have the aux cord taken away in SECONDS if he ever played it around other ppl tho
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glittercleric Ā· 1 year ago
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Long live payment plans. Sucks that they add to the total sum but also this is the only way my poor ass can afford anything that's not like, immediately relevant to my survival.
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blujaydoodles Ā· 2 years ago
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What's Aubree's coolest story about how she got one of her scars? (Besides the one she doesn't talk about)
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"Although, really it's a bit of a stupid story if I'm being honest, but the scar's cool as hell and that counts for something, yeah?
ā€œIt was one of my first jobs with a trade caravan, just as an extra pair of hands-- green as I was, they wouldnā€™t have hired someone like me as an armed guard even if Iā€™d thought to offer back then, but itā€™s easy enough to prove I can haul shit around, and not a lot of folks are keen to take the pass north of Stormridge in any case so they were happy for the extra help.
"We were five days into the Wildcrest Mountains-- about halfway through. It was just starting to get into nightfall, and we were trying to push through to a sheltered spot one of the guards knew was a little ways ahead to camp for the night, when we heard the howlin up in the ridges, and comin down toward us.
"Now, we get wolves out in Crickhollow, sometimes; usually just one by itself skulkin round the pastures, and if they can catch em in time it mostly only takes a few dogs to run em off back where they came. Weā€™d spotted some goblin scouts makin eyes at the caravan a few days earlier and spooked em away easy enough with a bit of barkin of our own, so when we heard the wolves I figured I knew what we were in for. But let me tell you: wolves in the mountains are different than the ones you get round halfling country. Itā€™s cold, and hard, and it makes em strong, and it makes em hungry.
"We had six armed guards with us, proper kitted with swords and shields and all, and of course I was out there with Corker, hangin back a bit just not to get underfoot of em. They were spreadin out to circle the wagons, but the wolves had the jump on us and came leapin out the dark before we were ready. Biggest godsdamned things I ever saw! One slipped through and went straight for the horses, but I was ready for him-- hit him midair and sent him reelin away, and I figured thatā€™d be the end of it for that one. Turned around and saw another one was lungin and snappin at one of the guards-- skinny lad called Derek-- and had him in a bad way; itā€™d got him offbalance, and looked about to take him down. I was to em before I could even think-- well, what else could I have done? The wolf had got its teeth in him, but it didnā€™t see me coming-- I hauled off-- WHACK-- cracked him square in the face, must have damn near caved his skull in! Just as he was getting his bearings, and I was pulling back for another swing-- the bloody bastard Iā€™d clipped earlier came in from behind and sank every damn one of his teeth into me, and dragged me to the ground.
"Well, Derek managed to get his feet under him in time to stop the other one from jumpin in and tearin my damn guts out, but only just. The one that had me by the shoulder had a death grip on me-- I was swinging Corker round like mad, but I couldnā€™t get any good blows in like that, on the ground and backwards and with only one arm. Still put in a fair fight, for all that-- I was snarlin like a beast myself, grabbin for its face with my left hand best I could. Then suddenly he dropped me, yowling somethin awful. Another guard, big fella called Radimir, saw him layin into me and ran him straight through. Good thing, too! If Iā€™d been alone out there that would have been it for me. Stupid way to learn not to put your back to a wolf, but itā€™s always better to have friends to back you up anyway. Especially when youā€™ve got more muscles than good sense, haha!
"Anyway, the rest of the pack did take off after seeing we could put up more fight than they wanted-- theyā€™re tough, not stupid. No one was hurt except a couple of the fighters and myself, and we made it to the outpost just fine. I hadnā€™t really imagined Iā€™d be spendin my first couple weeks in Pelora laid up all in bandages with a broken collar, but hey, it gave me a good story for breakin ice at taverns. Bit more impressive to talk about than this-- [she points to one mark among many on her arms, brown with age]-- that I got trying to help with the bakin when I was sixā€¦"
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the-enchanted-mistakes Ā· 2 years ago
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"To those woundering if I can't kill. What about saving my life?"
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"Although they are aware of their limits too." :T
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