#protecc them at all costs i say

[iceclew]

ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HIS THEME SONG?!?

ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HIS SWORD FIGHTING ANIMATION!?!

ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HIM!?!

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!

dasdhkajbafbdshcxkjchnkjvkjdnkjhes all i wished for - if you're looking for me I will now go die in peace, ready to revive next saturday.

[feyresdaughter]

A Court of Wings and Ruin, chapter 71:

I wondered if the Carver had made it. To wherever he had been so curious about going. I sent up a quiet prayer for him— for all the soldiers who had been there and were now ash on the wind … sent up a prayer that they found it everything they’d hoped it would be.

“Chain me to a tree, Rhys,” Azriel said softly. “Go ahead.” He began checking the buckles on his weapons. “I’ll rip it out of the ground and fly with it on my damned back.” Rhys just stared at him— the wings. Then the decimated Illyrian forces.

Ohhh, Azzy you rowdy. Do it again

I met Amren’s gaze. Can it be done— with just me? Her eyes narrowed. Maybe. A pause. Maybe. It never specified how many. Between the two of us … it could be enough.

Fey Fey ready to attacc and protecc

Rhys turned to me. "If you can get across that battlefield in time, then do it. Try to stop the army. The king. But if you can’t, when it all goes to hell … When there are none of us left …" - "Don’t," I begged him. "Don’t say it." - "I want you to run . I don’t care what it costs. You run. Get far away, and live to fight another day. You don’t look back." I began to shake my head. "You said no good-byes."

I wouldn’t run. If it all went to hell, I would make it count and use my own last breath to get that army and king wiped off the earth. But right now …

“Lucien,”I breathed. “Who?”Drakon’s brows narrowed. “Oh, the male with the eye. No. He met up with them later on—told them where to go. To come now, actually. So pushy, you Prythian males. Good thing we, at least, were already on our way to see if you needed help.”

HAHAHAHA "Who?"

[borathae]

Hii Sibi! I iust came here to say that I live the Magnus Venatio soo muchh. So much that the only reason I have been checking opening tumblr for the past month is to check whether you updated. I have had multiple exam for the past 2 months and whenever I take a break from studying I read you stories. They’re so good and you write so well.

Also I love the latest update. It played with my emotions in the best possible way🥲

The beginning was so cute and fluffy. Oc and Yoongi ahh my emotional support characters. And Tae being the absolute loveliest to Kook. And omgg I have started to dislike Jimin’s character more and more now. Like I get it you’re jealous… get a grip on yourself.

And Charles..fuc*ing di*khead..Tae’s friends are getting more and more problematic broo. First it was Fringella, then Jimin and now Charles. And Tae omg why’d you have to do that to Kook. All he wants is love.

The ending totally broke me. Yoongi☹️ he doesn’t deserve all of that all because he was trying to protect Kook

Thank you so much for your lovely words ehehe 🥺💜💜

ALSO LISTEN YOONGI x OC SUPREMACY!! THEY ARE!!! ENDGAME!! ahahha LOWKEY THOUGH TAE'S FRIENDS SUCK ASS FAJSDJF like he really didnd't choose great people to hang out in the past fnadsnf

ALOS PLEASE PROTECC YOOKOO AT ALL COST!! I WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY ONLY :(

[lazyheartcomputer]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my cinnamon roll son/daughter you little bitch? I'll have you know I protecc this soft bun for days, weeks, and eons. I have a perfect score in cinnamonology, I trained cute anime characters to be a better protag in the future season and manga, and he or she will be protected at all cost. You think you can escape the whole shitpost of my cinnamon roll for something that he or she didn't do? Well think again fucker, as we speak by the whole cinnamon roll alliance we are highly trained to hug and cherish them and even though they're not real but we shall remember them any time, and hold them as plushies, and remember that they'll always be in your heart and minds forever for eternity. You lil shits, if only you can understand what will happen in the future of anime and you'll understand by your future grandchildren, maybe you can understand their roles in the anime but you couldn't, you didn't. I will met you in the parking lot and confront you in it, your fuckin dead kiddo.

[madebysimblr]

Later

Jules: Can I ask a favor?

Natalie: Sure?

Jules: Next time you or Tad need the other.. At night.. Can you wake me up? Or bring them in here, I wouldn’t mind.

Natalie: Really?

Jules: Yeah. The bed is big enough.

Natalie: -kiss- Thank you.

Jules: For what?

Natalie: If not for understanding... For not judging. 

Jules: Hey sure “judge not lest ye be” and all that jazz.

Natalie: -laughs softly- I appreciate it. 

~

[blackbird-brewster]

Friday Fic Rec (Special Edition)

Fic rec ask game

(Taken from @illegalcerebral)

I saw a thing earlier lamenting the fact that people don't make lists of fic recs any more so for Motivation Monday I've decided to start a game so we can spread some love! So make a new post and compile a list of the following fics:

An ongoing multi chapter fic you are excited to get updates for right now

turn the world to gold by sunshineandguns

(Criminal Minds, JJ/Emily)

I am so in love with this one! Cannot wait to see how it ends. IT's just such good and agnsty Jemily

(If Loving You is Wrong) I Don't Want to be Right by ambiguousem

(Criminal Minds, JJ/Emily)

If I could unhinge my jaw and eat a fic like it was a meal to be consumed, this fic would UNDOUBTEDLY taste like all of my fave comfort foods individually and simultaneously. I literally don't know how to explain my love for this angstt fest.

A completed multichapter fic that you can binge read

Fooled Around (and Fell in Love) by w00t4ewan (me)

(Criminal Minds, JJ/Emily, JJ/Tara, Tara/Emily)

Yeah, I'm hyping my own work bc this is what I'm currently reading to my partner (I read out loud to them every night) and it's been such a joy for me to read it for the first time (since writing it). We constantly lament that there's not a TV series of this AU bc GOD THERE SHOULD BE ITS SUCH A ROM-COM

A oneshot you think everyone should read

Steps by Phoenix_Falls

(Criminal Minds, JJ/Emily)

DID YOU KNOW: This is the highest read Non-Smut Jemily fic!? IT IS!!! AND YOU SHOULD READ IT BC THE FLUFF IS UPSETTING

A fic you have re-read more than once

Dreams, Schemes and In-Between by Phoenix_Falls

(Criminal Minds, JJ/Emily, Derek/Penelope)

One of my FAVVVEEEESSSSS. I have read it so many times over the years bc it's so light-hearted and the entire fic is four idiots trying to get each other to fall in love. It's an entire fic about best friends being Meddlers

A fic you first read over a year ago that you want to spotlight

I Want to Believe by Trancer

(Criminal Minds/X-Files, Emily/JJ)

It's an X-Files Jemily AU. AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

A fic that introduced you to a new ship/character/fandom

With a Little Help From My Friends by phoenix_falls

(Criminal Minds, Emily & Luke )

THIS FRIENDSHIP!! Luke needs to be protecc at all costs and this really turned me on to the idea of Luke and Emily being bffs and gay idiots together. I love it!!!

A fic you'd recommend to someone new to your fandom

Depends on why they're here! I exclusively write/consume Criminal Minds femslash so here's my recs based on the assumption you just watched CM for the first time and said "THESE WOMEN ARE VERY QUEER!!!"

"Oh my GOD JJ and Emily are SO GAY TOGETHER?!?"

Start Here: [Take My Hand and Show Me the Way] by mjduncan

"UHHHHHH Tara Lewis just met Emily and THEY REALLY EYE FUCKED EACH OTHER RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD!!!"

Start Here: [Caution to the the Wind] by thelarkascending

"Do you ever think about the way JJ and Tara look at each other? Like that one overly specific moment when [JJ looks at Tara] (when Tara has her hand on JJ's shoulder) and JJ's eyes basically say OH FuCk I HAvE It SOOO BaDDD FOR TARA LEWIS!!!"

Start Here: [Here is Home] or [Between You & Me] by w00t4ewan

A fic you would recommend to the person who tagged you in this game.

I wasn't tagged and I don't even know if you (@illegalcerebral ) really read a lot of femslash BUT based on your likes in my notes and your icon, here's a lil something as a treat

Pray by w00t4ewan

Criminal Minds, JJ/Emily (Past JJ/Elle)

This is basically a JJ origin story coming off the back of Elle leaving the BAU and JJ trying to get over being in love and feeling betrayed that Elle left so abruptly

Optional: Wildcard choice of a fic

Unwinding by PepperSpicedLatte

This is just a REALLY well-written Je T'Emily threesome that always gets me FLUSTERED bc holy shit it's so so so good

Tag You're It (If you want to play!):

@gaelic-symphony || @cargopantsprentiss || @carasynthiart || @pagetvaleriebrewster || @doctor-whothefuckknows || @puddlejumper9

[braverynight]

AHEAD IS FAN CHILDREN OF THE FUNNY BUG FOOD GAME!

PLEASE MOVE ON IF YOU AREN'T A FAN OF THAT!

It is complete!!! My Bugsnax Fan Kids line up!

It took some time but I am really proud of how this turned out.

So excuse me if you will if I provide some commentary on the work I have done, my design choices, and stuff like that. With that, let's start with the first two.

Jenn - When designing Jenn, I wanted her to be the cool mom friend. I mean, she's the only daughter of Wambus and Triffany, she's gonna be cool and stuff. She has a love for carnivorous plants and I wanted to give her a hat since it's probably the most useful article of clothing. And I also... Noticed... And this basically cursed her whole color scheme... But she is colored like Perry the Playapus. Hat and everything. Take that as you will.

Blaie - I was inspired to make Blaie a clone of Floofty when I read this story on Ao3 that's called Floofty's Clone, you can read it here it's really good:

But anyway, I didn't just want to draw Smik, I wanted to make this a new character. So I made them a bad boy. He wears shades as his trademark item, and I like how he turned out. Not precisely like their guardian/creator, but that's the point. I'm real happy with them.

Now we start with the younger children of the group, starting with...

Hendy - Oh man, Hendy was difficult to color! And I still don't think he looks right but he's alright. Seriously though, bright orange and pale pink, I like to see a better color scheme for this! Anyways, Hendy is real simple: large-frame glasses, legs for days, and I gave him his pet ferret, Captain. He's a simple guy, what more can I say?

Charlotts - I kept seeing the love for not only Jenn but for Charlotts, so I had to do her justice. And I think I accomplished that very well! The colors complaint each other without it looking like she's not the daughter of her two dads. Plus the bandages and the sticker help break up the solid color. She's probably my favorite. Protecc this baby at all cost!

Finally, we have the elephant in the room. The Heir to Bugsnax: Frega.

Man, designing them was fun! I knew right from the start I wanted them to have a Wee Melon claw and maybe another unique paw. But aside from what bugsnax to have on them, I wanted to convey that this is a grumpus that has known the horrors of bugsnax since birth. They know what bugsnax truly are and what they can do to you. They should know. They are one with them, their body unstable and changing, hearing the well of screams of all that the bugsnax consumed. Frega may just only be a kid, but the burden of keeping everyone safe will never relent. I think I conveyed that well.

And that's everything! Feel free to draw these characters or write them in a story, or anything like that! Just remember to credit me. ^w^

Well, I hope you have a wonderful day and I'll see ya in the next post!

[madraleen]

Theft of Swords - Michael J. Sullivan 3,5/5 swords

A casual jot-it-down-as-it-happens commentary

-Did the uncle done it?

-Hrmmm, I don’t know that I trust Arista.

-Hrrrmmm, now that Alric has also blamed Arista, I suddenly trust Arista.

-I mentally pronounce half the names differently each time I read them.

-You know how in stories you tend to have a general idea of where you’re heading, even if you’re wrong in the end? Here I have absolutely no idea where we’re going, I see the next step only as we take it.

-Protecc the Pickering boys at all costs.

-Do we have to see the whole trial…?

-I must say, it’s very easy to read. It’s not overloaded with information but doesn’t lack it, it doesn’t go too deep into people’s psyches but you still get a solid sense of who they are, and it keeps you turning the page.

-Riiight, I forgot it was originally two books and I was like, we storming the castle this early?!

-We’re now two years later. Got it.

-Haha, Mr Haddon.

-Holy exposition though.

-Am I correct in predicting that Bernice won’t know which dress belonged to Arista’s mother and that will get Arista suspicious? (hindsight me: no, I was not, but I still think this should have happened.)

-Eyy, I too wondered, wet steps from what?

-What startles me is, I haven’t heard a single reviewer not calling this book funny, but I ain’t seeing it. I ain’t seeing the funny. Idk, it’s just a good book to chill.

-Ey! Ey!! Screw you, not Mauvin and Fanen!!

-I assume Hadrian is the bodyguard, since he wears the thingy all the time? Maybe the heir, I guess, but wouldn’t that be too soon?

-Ooh, it’s not Hadrian then. Cool.

-So the medallion does matter…? But Ezra is off to find the heir and the guardian, so…? Is it a red herring? I’m lost again, and it’s fine.

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

okie twitterinos its time to learn you a thing!!

1. you HAVE to be in a fandom ^-^ superwholock is a good place to start but have your gifs at the ready!!! if you dont youll be a hipster *le eye roll*

2. in case you forgot: the code is i like your shoelaces!! its amazing that its stayed in use this long but if you ever see a super cool person in public theyll understand :) and REMEMBER: the response is thanks, i stole them from the president

3. jerma is our smol bean babie 🥺🥺 protecc him at all costs!!!!

look how cute he is... *squee!!*

4. never mention pizza..... you know why.....

5. if you see a post that says "reblog or you hate gay people" you HAVE TO REBLOG!!

6. dont stay up past 11 pm unless you want to see the night bloggers and shit posters. the night is their domain.... *shudders* but they can be pretty funny so its your choice!

okie thats it!!! if you follow these youll be rebageling, gif-ing, and memeing like a pro tumbly-poo!!!

[cheesecake-beech]

I just wanna know what if the vicious 6 was in a relationship (I cant think of any)

Like, w another member o the group, or like, a y/n character? Or just WHAT IF they were in a relationship w someone?

But here are some for IF they were in a relationship, w like. someone, or a y/n character

long post lmao

this was super fun to write lmfao

Belle- Doesn't make it obvious that she's in a relationship. At first anyway. Her lover would probably have to have a high profile, like her, or live up to her standards. OR- worship her, like, smother her in compliments just to SAY "yeah I'm dating Belle 🤠" Like, in a smooth fucker way. Like her side piece just to make her look good lmfao, Don't worry they'd probably get to hold her hand while attending some event in public. That'd awarding enough 🤠🤠🤠

simp If they were upset, she'd probably let them cry into her lap while petting their head. Probably calling them some kind of pet name to try and calm them down. bc crying is annoying DFSHGSHDGJSHGJ/hj

Jean- He'd probably be really awkward, in public. Or around the team w them. But in private he'd make corny flirtatious comments, hold them by the waist do that French "hon hon hon mon amour" and say some sappy lovey dovey shit like that hgfhasgfjdshgf and like, give you roses, some French stuff like that He's every French stereotype when it comes to love This man panics anytime he sees them upset, he doesn't know if it was his fault, or something he did/said, or if it's just a bad day, But once he gets calmed down he'll calmly ask whats wrong, give them a warm embrace and let them vent

Sven- THIS BOI, this himbo, he will SMOTHER them in hugs n' cuddles every chance he gets, he will probably be skating and ZOOM IN out of nowhere and sneak up behind them, just to pick them up to hug. He's probably one to smother his face into the crook of peoples necks 2 🥺🥺 He also probably gives piggy backs if they were to ask If they were upset, Sven would also get upset be like "Oh No D:" he'd ask what happened, pick them up, wrap them up, (make them into a burrito lmao) and listen to them, let them talk. He'd listen. While he'd holding them wrapped up in the blanket.

Stronghold- ANOTHER HIMBO, this man. Gets absolutely flushed and embarrassed every time they faceplant their faces into his man tiddies. His tiddies are off limits to only them. KJEFSKSAGHDFGSFSJG He also gets embarrassed when he gets asked for cuddles. because, y'know, huge honkas. JDSHFHSADGFHSG But he likes cuddles, he likes holding others in his arms (without breaking them) If they're upset or sad, he'd probably be very hesitant to poke at it. But once he sees how sad they are, he'd probably slowly sit down next to them. Pat their head, rub their back. Just small little reassuring things until their ready to talk, or just hug (with their face in his chest dskhgfskjfdghfhgj)

Wild Knuckles- This old guy needs some love. Even if he doesn't want to admit it. Lonely™ Will proTECC them at all costs (cuz this bitch immortal like god damn). Says he doesn't need help when doing something, cracks his back the next second. They probably just sit by his fire, drinking coffee, talking about arson, books, music, idk This man hates to see them upset, but doesn't really know what to do to help, but he'll sit with them and he'll let them cry into his shoulder/lap. If they're hurt, THIS GRANDPA WILL FKING MURDER WHOEVER HURT THEM/srs then he'll make u some tea

Nunchuck- She's to holy for that

[midoriyab0y]

˗ˏˋ 𝐛𝐬𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 ˎˊ˗

↳ warning: slight sexual references

〰

OSAMU DAZAI !!

• horny

• he’s always horny

• but you still love him anyway

• always pesters you while you’re trying to do your work and won’t leave you alone no matter how many times you ask him to

• always has to be touching you in some way; whether that’s holding hands, hugging/cuddling, leaning against you, knees or thighs touching, etc

• uses you as a shield to protect himself against kunikida’s wrath because he knows kunikida would never hurt you

• flirts with you. all. the. time.

• he loves to see you flustered — it gets him excited

• he just wants to be held by you tbh

• even though he never says it, he’s deeply in love with you and worries about you all the time

┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ。

CHUUYA NAKAHARA !!

• vv gentle with you bc you’re so cute and fragile he must protecc

• never misses out on eating dinner with you, no matter what

• highly appreciates when you rub his shoulders and give him massages after a long day

• he is the little spoon and no i do not take criticism

• hold him and press little kisses to the back of his neck,, it helps him sleep peacefully

• when yall are in private, he loves to kiss you — everywhere — your lips, nose, cheeks, hands, neck, wrists, etc

• would go absolutely ballistic if anything were to happen to you

• loves to take baths with you

• take good care of him when he gets drunk pls

• he constantly showers you in affection, never letting you forget how important you are to him and how much he loves you

┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ。

JUN’ICHIRŌ TANIZAKI !!

• in public, he is very shy with you and gets flustered pretty easily but still likes to give you pda

• in private, however, he is very comfortable with giving you all kinds of affection… almost too comfortable

• gives you plenty of kisses and cuddles that always leave you feeling happy and loved

• is always holding your hand

• it makes him the happiest boy ever to see you and naomi get along so well,, you two are his favourite girls who he would literally kill for ♡

• as already mentioned, he would not hesitate to murder someone just to see you smile

• loves it when you play with his hair

• wear one of his jumpers and he’ll rail you then and there

• always kisses your cheeks because they’re soft and squishy and relishes in how you blush after he kisses them

• he is very soft for you,, pls give him lots of affection and love in return

┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ。

EDGAR ALLAN POE !!

• he loves you so much but sometimes has trouble expressing his love because he gets really shy and nervous

• the easiest way for him to express his love for you is through words and so he always writes little notes and poems for you — he makes sure to give you at least one note a day

• play with his hair and/or kis his neck and he will become a puddle

• makes you sit in his lap while he writes because “you’re soft and warm” and he also just loves having you close

• when he’s not writing anything or working, you like to sit in his lap and play with his fingers

• yeah you’re pretty much always in his lap

• he also likes having you sit in his lap because it puts him at ease knowing you’re safe there with him

• likes rubbing his nose against yours

• you like to massage his shoulders after he’s finished working and always he leans back into you while you do it

• pls make sure he’s taking care of himself and drinking plenty of water :(

┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ。

DOPPO KUNIKIDA !!

• sometimes acts more like your dad than your significant other

• “(y/n)! why isn’t your room clean? do it this instant!”

• he’s only trying to look after you bc he just loves you a lot ok

• he constantly worries about you, especially since you hang out with dazai so much,, he’s concerned that he’ll actually convince you to commit a double-suicide with him one day

• but you always reassure him that you’d never leave him because you love him too much

• *gets flustered*

• wakes you up way too early in the morning to ensure that you’ll both be on time to everything

• however, he lets you shower with him in the morning to soothe your grumpiness

• he likes running his fingers through your hair — like you’ll just be showing him the work you completed that day or having a conversation with him and his fingers will find their way into your hair

• when in private, he is less uptight with you and is way more relaxed and,, he just adores you ok?

┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ。

EDOGAWA RANPO !!

• praise him pls

• he loves praise from anyone and everyone, but when the words of admiration are coming from your mouth, it boosts his ego in an entirely different way

• shares his candy with you

• likes to sit in your lap — at work or at home

• when at work, he does not hold back when it comes to pda; he will more than happily make out with you in the corner of the room

• however, when he’s anywhere else, he tends to be a little tamer, but certainly not shying away from holding your hand or hugging you

• he wants everyone to know that you are his and no one else’s

• he absolutely loves making you flustered,, he never gets bored seeing you blush and sputter utter nonsense at him

• orders fukuzawa to protect you at all costs since ranpo himself doesn’t really have any fighting ability — even so, he still does whatever he can to keep you safe

• he’s so in love with you and you are the most important thing in the world to him and he makes sure you’re very aware of this, even if he doesn’t say it that often

[cantfindwhoasked]

Nobody asked for my SECOND review of Heartstopper: Season 1 *spoilers.... probably*

Okay, look.... I know what you’re thinking... You’ve already done a review of Heartstopper, why are you doing another one? WELL it’s because I’m legit obsessed and have watched it so many times as well as like a billion reaction videos (because obsessed) and have so many things to talk about and now I’m not tired so I’m gonna TALK. This time, though, I’m going to go in an order.  Specifically episode order with (hopefully) minor jumping around. Then I’m probably gonna do a couple more reviews of other things I’ve watched recently after that (but maybe not right after that).  So, hopefully I don’t reiterate things that I’ve already said too much, but here we go... again. 

Meet

So, we start off with an adorable bang.  And by that I mean Charlie Spring just being adorable and as heck. Protecc the boy at all costs. And we start off with the bitch Ben.  Which, he can go jump in a hole.  Not Sebastian.... We love Sebastian.... We LOATHE Ben.  Like I hate him even more than I hate Harry.  Because with Ben it’s emotional manipulation, trauma, cheating, ASSAULT... with Harry it’s homophobia which is still horrible, but like Ben RUINED Charlie and made him think he was worthless and we HATE.  But thankfully we have our trusty golden retriever to try and start putting some pieces of Charlie back together.  I know there is a lot more to Charlie’s story that is explored later in the graphic novel series, but I haven’t read it yet (though they will be delivered to me this weekend, so maybe I will do a book review?), and already I can see that Charlie has been put through the ringer, so we PROTECC.  Anyways, some other things about this episode, the sports ball.  I know very little about sports (nor do I really care that much) but like rugby looks... rough... like I’m supposed to protecc and he be getting beat up on purpose.  But I saw an interview with Joe Locke about the running and he was talking about how difficult filming it was and like RELATABLE.  I can’t run.  I did the throwing stuff in track because running is like asking for me to injure myself. Sports ball is... something... that’s for sure. Also, quick mention of Tao getting Elle’s apple juice cause, AWWWW!!! And can we give a quick round of applause to the MVP of ever, Tori.  That GURL is my queen.  It’s such a simple scene but when he’s telling her about his breakup I always laugh at her “Well done, then.” I, also, adore when Charlie and Nick are talking about saying sorry and Charlie is like “.... I kinda wanna say it.” cause SAME.

Crush

Nick Nelson. Standing up for ya boo before he ya boo is bootiful. And I’m glad to see that we have another person on the PROTECC train. The snow scene is QUITE adorable in this episode.  And you added a dog? Do you want me to have a stroke? Like I feel like that was the goal here.  But, yeah, anyways.  The mario kart thing with the “Shut up!” was really cheesy but I couldn’t stop smiling, so clearly it is good cheese.  Moving on, I really saw how jaded I’ve become from other shows, because I was terrified when Tara and Darcy started becoming friends with Elle, but it simply is just adorable and not a horrible scheme.  Also, I love how good of friends Tara and Darcy are.  Like I know they’re dating, but it’s not like the awkward I like you and we hang out sometimes, it’s fully like you can tell it was a precious friendship before they fell in love and they already had this trust built between them because of it.  Like they are so cute. Next, going back to the bois, we love Isaac.  LOL you didn’t think I was going there, right? It does connect to the bois in question though, because we get the iconic line “I wanna believe in romance!” Because like that’s basically my life motto.  Charlie and Nick are so cute and I wanna believe in them too (in fact, I do believe in them too). Especially the almost hand holding with the animated sparks. ICONIC.  The drum teaching always makes me feel a slight bit awkward, though, because like that is a SMALL stool. But that’s literally the only reason.  Sometimes it’s the small things.  Lastly, My queen. “I don’t think he’s gay.” Legend PERIODT.

Kiss

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. First, I’m so sorry Imogen. She didn’t really do anything wrong.  Like the girl put herself out there, which is more than I can say about a lot of people.  She’s brave and I applaud her.  It sucks that it’s like... not gonna happen... like ever... But like she didn’t do anything wrong.  Then there’s the kisses.  Tara and Darcy are really cute together and I love how happy they look when they kiss.  They are actually so cute. And then Nick and Charlie. Literally one of the best kisses and lead-ups to kisses I have EVER seen.  So damn adorable. And then my poor panicking bisexual boy and my poor child who has done no wrong but thinks he has.  I don’t blame Nick for freaking out.  His who life is just a confusion at that moment.  And it seems like he just says what he says to Harry to get him off his back so he can find Charlie. And NICK ALWAYS MAKES UP FOR IT.  He isn’t perfect, but if he messes up, he makes sure to make up for it, which is SO REFRESHING.  Also, quick mention that Tao is WAY overprotective.  Like I get it to an extent but MAN it’s A LOT. He’s very dramatic and we appreciate him on the PROTECC Squad, but like just take a tiny step back.  Charlie still loves you.  Shoutout to Elle for being his calming force.

Secret

That kiss is epic.  I’ve already talked about it, but like UGH! So cute. Perfect, if you will.  Then poor child has to keep it a secret like with Ben, BUT IT’S NOT LIKE WITH BEN BECAUSE BEN IS AN ASSHAT WITH INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA AND NICK IS LITERALLY JUST SO CONFUSED POOR CHILD! Also, A+ friendship for the friends coming the rugby game.  We love support!!! And Darcy is amazing coming to get acquainted with the local gays LOLLLLL! Speaking of... we have to address it.  Imogen... You kinda dumb.... Still didn’t really do anything wrong, but like... why... why did you talk.... in two ways.  Mostly in the first, because the second was an extension from the last episode in that she can’t help who she likes.  Also, I don’t blame Nick for saying yes.  Should he have? No. But, it was better than completely embarrassing her when the DICKS were watching. And NICK MAKES UP FOR IT CAUSE GOOD GUYYYYY!

Friend

Yet again, Tao is being VERY overprotective.  To the point that.. Yes I get you are trying to be the president of the PROTECC squad, but like... don’t make him sad on his birthday.  I am one who believes that birthday’s should be sacred, so if there is any even slight ruining of a birthday, I get upset.  Again, I see why, but sometimes, it’s a bit much.  Also, Charlie does need to be protected, however, he can still make his own decisions.  Like he’s gonna make mistakes like the rest of us (luckily Nick isn’t one of those) so there is a point where you should just trust him and if things do end up badly, you can be there to pick up the pieces.  I do love Tao, but sometimes... a bit much.  Speaking of Tao, though, this is the first time we see that there are actual feelings in the Elle and Tao situation.  I hope we get another season, because I would love to see that.  Moving on to the birthday boy.  I’m so glad that Nick chose to come to the party (even though it did have some awkward moments) because I just think it was completely adorable.  The best parts were when Nick and Charlie are flirting about Nick’s arms and just the way Charlie cutely says, “Shut up.” And the second adorable part is when Charlie leans closer to Nick and says “No being sad on my birthday.” It makes me chuckle and aww at the same time. And like I said, Nick MAKES IT RIGHT with the Imogen situation.  It’s one thing to say you’re going to make it right and another to actually do it.  Also, just the fact that Imogen makes a playful joke to the friends to get them off of their back really made me feel like the two of them actually were friends.  Like she isn’t as.... Eww as the others even though she’s kind of part of them. 

Girls

I have a MAJOR issue with this episode, for one reason and one reason alone.  That is the milkshake date... So, I played trombone in band growing up - not anymore, I was rubbish and faked it most of the time so they thought I was playing when really I was just trying to hold up the instrument with my weak arms. ANYWAY, I know for a fact that Darcy and Tara play instruments that you have to blow into.  They had AT LEAST 2 milkshakes right before the concert. Like RIGHT before from what I could tell.  And from experience, you should not have sweets or something like a milkshake before you play an instrument that you have to blow into, because then your instrument will not be filled with just hot air, it will be filled with hot sticky air.  Which makes things STICKY! And NOT PLEASANT! That is asking for just not good stuff.  Like don’t! You know how you get that feeling in your mouth when you have dairy stuff too.  THAT’S ALL GOING INTO YOUR INSTRUMENT.  Like don’t eat that close to playing an instrument that you have to blow into!! Charlie is okay because he plays the drums, which, the last time I checked, you don’t have to blow into drums, and Nick, Tao, and Elle are okay because they’re not in band.  But TARA AND DARCY! AAAAAHHHHHHH!  I don’t know why it bothers me so much but it really does. Moving on, Girls are mean sometimes.  I am one.  I know how mean girls are.  ESPECIALLY to other girls. So, I understand Tara being upset because of the whole thing, but thankfully she has Darcy.  Also, I know I hate the milkshake stuff, but that was cute, with Nick telling Elle about him and Charlie and ESPECIALLY the cute adorable weirdness that ensued between Tao and Elle at the beginning.  I LIVED for that.  Since we’re going backwards, lets talk about how cute it was when Charlie got so excited that Nick told Tara and Darcy.  WE LIVE FOR THOSE BEAUTIFUL BOIS.  Is this the episode where Nick finds out he’s bi? If so, then it’s understandable that the Pirates of the Caribbean would show him da way, because like... they hot.

Bully

Bitches. Bitches and bitches. Bitch. Do I really even have to say more? Like Harry is a bitch.  Ben is a Bitch.  I’m not gonna lie though I almost angry laughed when Ben said, “I’m not even gay, I just felt really bad for you.” Cause like uhuh, Yeah... I believe you wink wink. Totally wink wink. Not gay wink wink.... That kid has PROBLEMS.  Thank you Nick for stepping up in the PROTECC Squad once again with Harry and actually punching the SONOFABITCH.  But let’s be real, the second we heard Nick say that Ben and Harry wouldn’t be there, we knew they would.  AND THEN they had the AUDACITY to say “Why is he here?” about Charlie. BITCH I DON’T EVEN THINK YOU WERE INVITED WHY ARE YOU HERE?!? Then we move on to Tao and him finding out that Nick and Charlie are ACTUALLY dating and getting upset.  Then the DICK Harry picks ANOTHER fight and Tao brings the BEAT DOWN. And he was holding his own, so like good on you!! But he’s upset about the whole Charlie not telling him and then says things he doesn’t mean, cause we all knew he would have fought Harry eventually and it wasn’t Charlie’s fault. But Charlie’s in a spiral and has already attempted to break it off with Nick at this point because he thinks it’s what is best for Nick and it just... it just.... doesn’t help anything. 

Boyfriend

There are some MAJOR cheese moments in this episode, but I low key live for them. First, My queen is back at it again with being my queen. “I’m like 95% sure they were both Harry’s fault and I wasn’t even there.” QUEEN.  And the whole “You’re not ruining my life.” WE LOVE SUPPORTIVE SIBLINGS!!!!! WE LOVE SIBLINGS THAT SHOW THEIR LOVE.  HELL YEAH MY QUEEN.  And the teach!! Another MVP! “Don’t let anyone make you disappear.” PREACH! Also, love the announcer.  I believe it was Stephen Fry, but it was hilarious! He said what we all thought.  Moving on to the MAIN EVENT aka SPORTS DAY! Honestly, I’m American.  Sports Day doesn’t exist here, but it sounds horrible.  10/10 would have hated. I love that Charlie switches jerseys and runs for Tao and then they make up which DONT YOU JUST LOVE FRIENDS! It’s actually so cute.  And Charlie stands up to Ben which HELL YEAH!!! Then we have not one but TWO fake outs from Tao and Elle, which *Insert Tao’s RRRRRUDE here*.  Plus the montage of Charlie being a good supportive friend and holding Isaac’s book for him while he javelins. WE LOVE SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS!!! Also, we need more Isaac... Also, Tao needs a haircut... Also... I think that’s it.  And then there is the recreation of the High School Musical 3 scene at the basketball game with my poor sad Nick finally seeing Charlie and being like, no this can’t wait and just running to him.  It was so cute.  Kinda cringe but adorable. Mostly just cringe for the recreation of HSM3 part, because it’s so cute how Nick just doesn’t care and Imogen is just like AWW IT MAKES SENSE THAT’S SO CUTE but with her EYES. But that kiss is INTENSE compared to the others.  Like it had PURPOSE.  It was a callback to the second (third?) kiss but like very effective. And then the beach and THE PICTURES!!! SO DAMN CUTE.  The cringey ocean yelling that was also cute while being cringey and then THE MOMENT. Olivia Coleman is a legend.  She is just so amazing and the coming out scene was absolutely perfect.  

Overall I can’t help but be obsessed.  I get this way sometimes.  I just love love OKAY?!? This was a much more comprehensive view of the entire season for me, episode by episode. I may not do it like this all the time, but probably definitely for my obsessions. The cast was amazing and from what I’ve heard, this is very true to the original story (which I will be reading soon) which is very exciting.  From what I’ve seen the cast is not only just straight (lol) up really good, they also even look like their characters.  It’s just so good and deserves a second season.  What else can I really say....

I want more Isaac and Tori.  

That’s what I can say. 

[eeveelution-appreciation]

About meh:

24 years old, male who likes automotives and racing games. Not much of a sports person but will do light exercise occasionally. Loves reading, especially fanfiction. Highly curious and have incredible long fuse (not easily short-tempered). Loves challenges but somewhat lazy if under the weather. Cat person and good with kids. Not good with crowds. High confidence and knows a lot 😆 Quick learner and have high in spirits

Weakness were tend stares blankly if left unattended. Not great at multi-tasking and have quite fragile emotion (must protecc at all cost to maintain the high spirits). A bit clumsy and tend to make simple mistakes repeatedly... I think that's all 😄

Sounds you have the spark that lit the fire! (Also I just realized your icon is Flareon and I noticed AFTER I wrote this so congrats!)

Jolteon and Flareon as your partners:

Flareon is more of your let be close to you while you relax. Their tempers align with you perfectly. Though depending on the nature of them, they may have shorter fuses. They are not considered the brightest crayon in the box generally speaking, they do have plenty of curious traits to go around. You three will be getting into things all the time to find answers and solutions. This may or may not lead to some adventures, troubles, and/or injuries. These guys will happily protect that sunshine mood no matter the cost just as long as you do the same.

You as a Jolteon and Flareon:

You probably have been in that situation where you’re like “well…now what” after saying your curiosity. Curiosity is a blessing and curse for many. You’ve seen both ends quite well and plenty of experience to back it up. But you never let the negative bring down that personality you have. To others, you are always on an adventure, even when it doesn’t look like it and even if you don’t realize it. You get lost in your own world. So those around you often pull you back in from wandering in your own mind or even just a book. Those around you are probably jealous of the fun and adventures you have, people also admire that about you.

Your friends know you to be the type to try new things right? Even the odd stuff that’s never heard of before that common someplace else. You’re probably motivated by questions to find your answers. You want answers to anything that sparks your interest. So you’ll try things most won’t even think of. You’re probably the person I’d hand a “creative solution” award to just because the world of color you live in probably has an additional color we don’t even know about.

[animehime94]

297 - The Worst is Yet to Come... but what?

I finally caught up with BNHA manga last night and came up with a few predictions / thoughts about chapter 297.

AFO will break out of prison with help of Nomus. If All Might rushes to stop them, he is very likely to be killed on the spot. Nighteye predicted that he would die in a horrible way, and his death would cause a huge wave of unease / hopelessness among citizens. AFO would definetely want something like this to happen because hopelessness = despair, which equals to more pawns he can manipulate at ease.

I'm not sure if they are in same or different areas (cuz I read manga very quickly) but Gigantomachia might meet Izuku and recognise him as "master's scent". That would work as a semi-confirmation of Dad for One.

Speaking of All Dad for One, there is one thing that bothers me a lot. He is merciless and he killed previous OFA users almost immediately. But he doesn't harm Izuku at all, and just keeps calling him "worthless". Does he say that because he was born quirkless or he is siding with OFA? How does he know his full name in the first place????

I also noticed that he hesistated. The evil lord (as he calls himself) literally hesistated in front of Izuku. He only said something like "Let's meet again when my body is fixed up" when he could have killed him on the spot but he didn't.

The physical similarities and the way AFO behaves with Izuku makes me believe that he is Dad for One. I feel like we will be getting the reveal very soon (either when he breaks out of prison, or gets his full body fixed)

Overhaul and Eri are in great danger because if Afo can get a hold of their quirk, he can heal himself immediately. I don't care about Overhaul but protecc Eri-chan at all costs!

I also read about Inko and Kaminari dying but it doesn't sound likely because Inko was far from impact area and Kaminari seemed to be fine in previous chapters.

If anyone is going to die, it will be Gran Torino, All Might or BOTH. Imagine the shock Izuku would go through if he were to lose them both.

[milkybonya]

hello smiling anon here :) can i request nct 127 as boyfriends? ur astro as boyfriends post was so cute :)

Anonnie im sorry i made you wait so long TT this is the busiest week of the year so far and i had to stay focused to prepare for it, but i hope you enjoy~

NCT 127 as boyfriends ♡

link to Astro version

Warnings: food mentions

what i listened to while writing: To My Youth by BOL4

Taeil

sweet to the MAX

always singing around the house and serenading you

multiple movie nights with you in one week where you eat a whole bunch of junk food together and cuddle the entire time ;3;

becomes flustered very easily when you reach for his hand or hug him because he doesn't like skinship

but strangely with you, his heart skips a beat??

helps you when you're stressed by enveloping you in a hug and not letting go until you feel better

not overly clingy but not distant either - he's the perfect bf !!

knows when to give you space and when he needs to invade your space and give you lots of kisses >:)

not big on fancy dates, just wants to bask in your presence

wherever he is, as long as you're there, he's happy

i don't know why but i imagine his hand getting clammy when you hold it because he's so nervous,, then he gets all shy and embarrassed about it :")

Johnny

always taking photos of you

literally has a folder in his phone named '[y/n]'

so whipped for you omg he literally giggles any time you lock eyes

so EMBARRASSING cause of all the bad jokes he cracks and how tough he tries to act

"[y/n] do you wanna feel my arm muscles?"

waking up next to him each morning would involve you thinking he’s asleep and staring at him until he pulls you closer into his chest and presses his lips to your forehead ;3;

takes you on really creative dates like going to markets, going for drives, walks through unknown paths

if y’all are not seeing each other in person, he’ll constantly be texting or calling you

always sends you photos of things that remind him of you

the type to pretend he’ll give you your coat, then he doesn’t, but then he does because he loves you :”)

quite clingy in the sense that he always wants to be near you, holding your hand, hugging you, kissing you, whatever it may be

Taeyong

such a sweet and loving bf :”)

the type to buy you flowers and be that classy, romantic boyfriend

he’ll leave handwritten notes around the house and will send you good morning texts if you guys are apart from one another

the two of you are definitely the cool couple

but you’re also the couple who laughs hard about the most random things

like Taeil, knows when to give you space and when he should be there for you

will respect your sense of independence and root for you to succeed in your own things!

but also gets clingy sometimes and just wants a few hugs and kisses :”)

acts cute and pouts in front of you a lot 

but only in front of you, never in public or in front of anyone else

listens carefully whenever you’re sad and lets you rest your head on his shoulder, cry all over him - he lets you do whatever you need to do to be happy again, and he’ll try his best to cheer you up too :D

Yuta

loves reading with you, it’s one of his favourite things to do :”)

sometimes just ends up staring at you which leads to him pulling you towards him which leads to cuddling while reading and for him to kiss the top of your head an infinite amount of times

omg he will let you braid his hair or play with it or do all kinds of things to it

painting each other’s nails !! and searching for unique accessories in stores!

he’ll just buy an accessory and give it to you like “i just know this will look good on you, please try it on!”

i feel like he’ll be very honest with you about everything

so you both have nights when you talk for hours about your thoughts

and in the morning forget all about it by watching something while in bed hehe

will like exercising with you from time to time so you both stay healthy!

always thinking about you and your health, both mental and physical

you might be able to convince him to get a couple outfit :o

Doyoung

Like Johnny, likes taking photos of you but does it a bit more shyly

puts on a cool front all the time but he’s quite shy ;-;

loves to bake with you and actually takes it quite seriously

he’ll chase you around if you smudge batter on his face >:)

makes home dates fancy by lighting so many scented candles that the smell actually becomes unbearable

when you go on walks together, he’ll hide behind you every time he sees a dog, and you always have to apologize to the dog owners on his behalf because he’s scared :”D

likes to lie on top of you when you cuddle, with his weight on his legs which are on either side of you so he’s not crushing you, just so he can trace the shape of your face with his fingertips

if you cry, he cries and if you laugh, he’ll laugh - i feel like that’s how he’ll comfort you, by empathizing :”)

likes to go on car rides with you where the two of you are just singing songs 

always makes sure you’re eating your meals and staying hydrated - brings you food if you’re busy or forget

gets you really thoughtful gifts for special days but also throws a few meme gifts in there

Jaehyun

that bf who invites you to watch him play basketball just so he can take off his shirt in the middle of the game and watch as your face turns red

i feel like he’ll tease you in that ^ way a lot - he’s always trying to fluster you

he likes peaches so imagine going peach picking with him !! you’ll take such cute photos together and if he’s taller than you, he’ll pick all the peaches that you can’t ;3;

always trying to cheer you up whenever you’re sad - why can i picture him doing aegyo TT

this one time it rained when you were on a late night walk with him and he took off his jean jacket, held it above your heads as you ran home, but you ended up wet anyway :”)

super comforting whenever you’re sick or don’t feel good

constantly complimenting you and shows you lots of physical affection

always hugs you when he sleeps because if you’re not there, he’d just be hugging the blanket instead

not incredibly sentimental but always tries his best to show his love for you

tried to make breakfast in bed for you and dropped a whole bunch of cutlery on the floor :D

went through your phone and saved his name as ‘peach’ in it

Winwin

(this is from WayV as boyfriends, that’s why it looks a little different <3)

SOFT ANGEL

SOFT SOFT SOFT

did i mention he’s soft?

always worried about you 

genuinely cares about your feelings

a lot of “are you okay?” and “you’re not mad at me, right?”

if you’re ever in a bad mood, he’ll run to the store real quick and grab your favourite food for you

A LOT OF CUDDLES AND LAZY MORNINGS

he doesn’t like skinship but loves to hold you :’)

too shy to show affection in public tho

will hold your hand at the most

even if he does that, he’ll hold your hand in your pocket because he’s so shy

pls protecc him at all costs

is willing to do anything for you

sometimes you have to ask him how he genuinely feels about something

because he can’t say no :(

please make sure you tell him you love him regularly, or he’ll be sad :(

a lot of stay-at-home dates like watching movies

watchiNG ANIME (if you like it, of course)

“let’s just do whatever you want”

wiLL CRUSH YOU IN MOBILE GAMES

“i beat you! now give me a kiss >:)”

Jungwoo

if you also like to eat, y’all will have the most epic food dates omg

literally travelling to countries just to try the food there - that’s what it will be like

most of your dates involve food, but also a lot of walking dates so you can burn it off :”)

yet also many movie nights on the days where you don’t want to walk

he’ll learn your speaking habits and will imitate you whenever you get annoyed or angry 

likes to play soccer with you, even if you’re bad at it (so he can tease you), but if you’re good then he’ll enjoy trying to beat you

he’s the one who roasts you the most yet also cares for you the most

likes to kiss your neck because he can smell your natural scent, but if you hate it then he’ll do it to tease you or he’ll stop if you seriously tell him to

imitates kdrama male actors and actually makes your heart flutter by doing those things

and when you see the actors kissing in a drama,,,, you already know what he’s about to do

when you’re upset, he’ll hug you tightly and stay with you until you feel better

Mark

y’all have a shared playlist that you always add songs to so you can listen to it during car rides or when cuddling 

he keeps everything and anything you give him, whether it be a candy wrapper, flowers, a belt, shoes, anything

prepares really sweet gifts for you - a lot of songs or meaningful things

claims that you’re his muse and sometimes just stares at you for 5 minutes whenever you drop by his studio

“you’re my sun, i’m photosynthesizing so just stay right there”

he’s shy and gets flustered easily when you kiss or hug him, even when you just hold his hand

you have a tradition with him each fall where you go to a park, gather all the leaves to make a pile so you can dive into it

usually ends with you falling on top of him and the two of you just laying there for a long time

voice calls that last for more than 8 hours will become a thing when you date him :”)

always jokes about things related to marriage like ‘wow imagine if we had our wedding here’ and laughs awkwardly but he’d actually love to marry you 

takes you on trips that he claims are for him to get inspiration for music writing but he really just wants to spend time with you

Haechan

you already know what you’ve signed up for, right? chaos, absolute chaos - but in the best way

super clingy, always holding onto your arm or hand

whines when you don’t give him hugs or attention

bought a big plushie that reminded him of you so he can hug it when you’re not there and he misses you

he’s such a baby omg he’ll love being babied by you

makes hand crafted, diy gifts that clearly have his entire heart and soul in them

likes singing karaoke songs with you because if too you’re shy to sing alone, at least when he sings with you, he can hear a bit of your voice

cannot live if you’re sad or upset - he’ll do anything to help you feel better

cuddling is his favourite thing on this planet and he’ll wrap his legs around you so the two of you become an entangled mess, yet somehow are still comfortable

texts you random things like ‘i just saw a dog’ but also says stuff like that out loud to you

acts strong and cool sometimes like when you’re watching horror movies but fails miserably :(

ah, have you made it to the bottom? thank you for reading <3 were you by any chance looking for a sign? because this is it, this is your sign. i wish you luck with whatever it is that you must or must not do ;3;

[goldnkuro]

´ ´ learn the alphabet with noir ` `

a/n: anything that is in italics is in korean. i’ve been wanting to do this one for a while and it took me quite some days to think while making sure she’s in character poaskposkpksapos ALSO, let me know if any of you want to know the backstory of any of the quotes!

a:

“ayyyyyyy my man.” (greeting her male friends)

"annyeonghaseyo bishes.”

“at this point, i don’t even care anymore.”

b:

“banana BA NA NA NAAAAAAAA.”

“by the way, if i ever see anyone saying bad things to eun-chae just because she’s bi, expect to hear from my lawyer.”

“bruh moment.”

c:

“commence the yoinkage.”

“covid, PUH LEASE, get the hell out, you’ve overstayed your welcome, no one wants you here.”

“caffeine addict is what they call me, now pass me that cup so i can one-shot it.”

d:

“dude, I know what I’m doing, trust me. I got phd on youtube.”

“do you ever stare at people to see what their reaction will be? because i do.”

“DISCO TIME!”

e:

“eh, i’m gay.”

“everyone, i got an important question, is buttcheeks one word or should i spread them apart?”

“ehehehehe, i’ll clown all my members, ehehehehehe.”

f:

“first of all, i’m a claw machine master, okay? have some faith on me."

“fu-, sh-, dam-, AH you know what, i give up.”

“fancy uUUuuuuuu.” (voice crack)

g:

“guys shut the heck up, i’m listening to ateez”

“gosh, how can i be so talented?”

“gO GO GO GO, GET HIM!”

h:

“how about no?”

“hi horsie.” (feeding the horse with carrots while patting its neck)

"hamlet once said and i quote: 'o fuck'."

i:

“i’ve come to announce, i adopted a child.” (turns the camera to show mingi with yoo on his lap) “by the way, mingi’s the child.”

“i hate my brother, i want a new one.”

“i demand a refund on this friendship.”

j:

“jinnie could slap me with her vocal and i would still thank her.”

“je t'aime, mes gems.”

“just, what the heck is wrong with you?”

k:

“KI TWIN IS HERE! WHERE’S THE KO TWIN?! HARUKO!”

“ke ke ke… yes this is my weird laugh.”

“KILL THEM, EAT ALL THEIR CHILDREN!”

l:

“lol, sucks to be you.”

“logistically, soo-jin can’t live without me.”

“laura and jinnie are the demonic duo i would never dare to mess with.”

m:

“math should be permanently banned from existence.”

“mingi-ah, why are you and yunho such a hoe?”

“mayday mayday, haru’s being way too sweet.”

n:

“not my problem.”

“nan michin deushi awooo.”

“no, i won’t be growing taller any sooner, i already accepted it.”

o:

“oh god, why me?”

“obolary.”

“OH MY- boi.”

p:

“peniel, i love you, brother, i really do, but could you kindly rid ourselves of your presence?”

“protecc haru and hua at all costs.”

“please stop asking for my brother, he’s stinky and i’m better company.”

q:

“quoting the legendary hamlet, ‘no’.”

“quack.”

“q t? wait, are you flirting with me? wot.”

r:

“really? right in front of my salad?”

“RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!”

“rEEEEE!”

s:

“soo-young isn’t responding to normies at the moment, try again later.”

“santa claus doesn’t exist, sorry.”

“sup? how you doin’ babe?”

t:

“today’s tmi is that i’ll always be the prettiest.”

“there’s no filter when it comes to me, and we all know that.”

“... the more you know, i guess.”

u:

“um, am i interrupting something?” (seeing the maknaes cuddling up together)

“usually some of the members would accompany me on things like this, but it seems that i was ditched.”

“uh-huh… and what made you believe that i would actually do aegyo for free?”

v:

“vroom vroom.”

“venus might the quietest between us, but honestly? she’s the real demon.”

“verrry naiseu.”

w:

“whenever someone tells me ‘i love you noir’, i either throw up or say that i love me too.”

“watch me covering all the title songs from my favorite groups.”

“wae wae wae wae wae wae wae wae wae wae?” (annoying eun-chae)

x:

“xoxo is always the way when you’re lazy to write properly but still want to make it cute.”

“XIAN HUA!”, “yes?”, “... i love you.”

y:

“YASSSSS QUEEN”

“YEET!”

“you just got gnome’d.” (gnome noise)

z:

“zombie movies are good… for background noise, i mean.”

“zoos are fun, i can pet some animals for free.”