#promoted shitpost

[opera-ghost]

phantom of the opera + twitter / (insp)

[tom-is-online]

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO (checks scribbles on hand) Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) one of the games of all time!

[rou-luxe]

teeth be upon thee - alfons

mad at him for having not one but THREE toothless sprites

toothless king

[kibby-reaper]

hotel? trivago

- mod kibby

[thisbitchcantdraw]

SHOUT OUT TO MY CHILD THE BESTEST BESTEST OF BEST

He’s just the cutest I love him you don’t get it

I’m actually so excited for the stream what

[marciliedonato]

So... Apparently UA s4 is a massive flop.... I'm not saying we need to start bullying* showrunners and writers and networks/streamers (*putting pressure on them to do right by beloved pieces of media with passionate fan bases so much so that they feel they'll get the guillotine if they do anything less than perfect and justice by the story/characters) but.... We need to start bullying showrunners and writers and networks/streamers again. These mfs have gotten too comfortable

[randomprose]

he tian literally the most jealous man mo guan shan knows

[i-love-klim]

zero time dilemma sweep... one solitary snaillion copies sold.........

[grimme-and-specs]

Thank you Pie, for inspiring this panel edit, after I posted that last piece in my server.

[neur0nom1con]

HEY! SLENDERVERSE FAN! STOP SCROLLING! YES IM TALKING TO YOU!

WATCH THIS PROMOTIONAL VIDEO! >:D

if you are interested in the series Damian’s tumblr is @r4b1d-r4bb1t !

[bloodygyaruuu]

a silly lil doodle i made after work to celebrate the 2 year anniversary of my first metadede fic.

it’s my sweet baby and i will literally never write 100k words ever fucking again

[sockendrache]

Headcanon that the Tsaritsa is perpetually crying

Hear me out:

for some reason I imagine that the Tsaritsa is constantly crying- not even with the typical ‘crying noises’. Just, always shedding tears.

1, because it makes me feel all mushy to imagine the Archon of Love constantly crying for her people

2, because it’s kinda funny

Y’know. Snezhnaya is fucking COLD, Childe says you ‘freeze to death’ if you keep standing around. So her tears just freeze instantly and fall on the ground like little glass pearls, and whenever the Tsaritsa goes you just hear the constant clatter of her tears

Imagine if she really just can’t control it, and she’s having some kinda serious meeting with her Harbingers, while the space on the table before her just slowly fills up with frozen tears.

(Dottore keeps reaching over and grabbing a few of them to snack on. Pierro thinks it’s inappropriate to consume the tears of her Majesty, the Tsaritsa doesn’t mind; she’s got plenty to go around.)

People slip on them all the time (most notably Childe lol) because the whole floor in the Palace is covered in them.

Imagine if she has to leave Snezhnaya for some kinda diplomatic bullshit, like. She’s meeting up with Zhongli in Liyue to, idk, discuss their contract, and Zhongli invites her to some tea.

So, they’re sitting in like, idk, Xinyue Kiosk and do important business talk. Xiao squats out on the roof incase something happens (wasn’t Zhongli’s idea. Xiao just showed up and he didn’t have the heart to turn him away.) Childe and Signora sit on either side of the Tsaritsa. Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Then... her Majesty clears her throat. “This... tea.”, she says, staring at the cup with an expression that could be disgust or curiosity. Or both- probably both.

“...yes? Is there something wrong with it? It is a herbal blend from-”

“No, no, it’s quite lovely. But... is it just me, or does it have a slightly... salty note?”

Zhongli looks stunned. (Salty Herbal tea?? Xiangling might be interested in this)

 Next to her, Signora does that ‘nose exhale’ laugh.

Childe slowly puts down his chopsticks (he’s not eating anything. just... practicing.), looks between the cup of tea and her Majesty.

“...your Majesty. The tea is salty because you’re crying right into it.”

“Ah. Yes, I suppose that’s the case.”

Zhongli pours her a new cup of tea. Signora wordlessly starts freezing the Tsaritsa’s tears before they ruin her tea again. Childe (not so subtly) collects the frozen tears in a bag for Dottore to eat later.

Xiao is still sitting on the roof.

[katerinaaqu]

The feeling a writer gets when they see likes to their stuff but hoped for creative dialogs and comments and thought-provoking things under their writing as well:

[mikqchoux]

Hey best friend

[kuroeko]

it's just peachy!!

[ineffablelvrs]

may 2024 be the year people give a chance to movies and shows that aren't american or british